ANNOUNCER: From New York City, the only city in America,
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This is The Daily Show with your host, Al Franken.
[cheering]
Welcome.
Welcome Thank you.
Welcome.
No, no, no.
Welcome to the-- welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm your host for the week, Al Franken.
I'm the--
[cheering]
I'm the ninth guest host so far and the first white male
guest host.
Feel free to applaud.
[cheering]
We've got a great show for you tonight.
My friend, Senator Lindsey Graham is joining me.
[applause]
Oh.
Yeah.
[laughter]
So let's get into the headlines.
[cheering]
You know, last week I was thinking,
there's not going to be much news when I host.
But, oh, boy, it's going to be an exciting week.
If former President Trump is correct,
we are on the verge of something unprecedented
in American history--
a former US President arraigned before a judge,
facing criminal charges.
REPORTER: Over the weekend, Trump
claimed he will be arrested tomorrow, indicted
by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg for charges
related to hush money payments he made
to porn star Stormy Daniels.
The only person saying that Donald Trump will be arrested
tomorrow is Donald Trump.
And Trump's own spokesperson says
that they have not been notified
of any pending arrests.
REPORTER: Over the weekend, the former president spent
his time on his social media platform,
Truth Social, urging his supporters
to protest and, quote, "take our nation back."
That's right.
According to Donald Trump himself,
Donald Trump may actually be indicted this week.
[cheering]
And-- and I've got just one thing to say about that.
Finally!
[cheering]
And you know what the best thing about it is?
It's happening right here in the greatest city
on the planet, New York City!
[cheering]
Wow.
This is easy.
You guys are great.
Aren't you great?
Aren't you a great audience?
Aren't you the best?
[cheering]
Oh, god.
God, they love me.
And I got to say, who would have
ever thought that Donald Trump would be
brought down by a porn star?
All of us, right?
It was pretty-- pretty predictable.
But, yeah, Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels
to keep this story quiet.
And here we are still talking about it seven years later.
So that would be another failed Trump business venture.
[applause]
Now, if Donald Trump does get arrested,
he'll have to go through the normal procedure--
the perp walk, the fingerprinting,
and, of course, the mug shot.
I certainly hope that the booking officer is respectful
and doesn't take advantage of the opportunity to play
some, you know, stupid joke.
[laughter]
[NEW YORK ACCENT] Mr. President, this
will be your mug shot.
So I'm going to snap the photo on the count of three.
OK, .
Mr President?
1-- here we go.
Hang on.
1, 2-- hit the wind machine!
[gusting]
3!
[cheering]
Now, as you saw, Trump asked his supporters
to come out and protest.
And they're already coming up with some fun ideas.
Apparently, some Trump fans are talking about preventing
Trump's arrest by forming a so-called patriot
moat around Mar-a-Lago.
And I have to ask, who are these people who can just
leave whatever they're doing to go physically
protect Donald Trump?
Nurse, you'll have to find someone else
to finish the brain surgery.
The president has summoned me to Mar-a-Lago
to be a human moat for him.
Of course, many Republican officials are also
coming to Trump's defense.
House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, Lindsey Graham,
who will be on the show in a little while,
and even Mike Pence appeared on the noose--
sorry-- sorry, the news.
[applause]
He appeared on the news to speak up for Trump.
But one person who was conspicuously quiet
all weekend is Trump's chief rival for the 2024 election,
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
And Trump world put a lot of pressure
on him to rally to Trump's defense.
So today he finally did in just a bit of a backhanded way.
I don't know what goes into paying hush money
to a porn star to secure silence over some type
of alleged affair.
I just-- I can't speak to that.
But what I can speak to is that if you have a prosecutor who
is ignoring crimes happening every single day
in his jurisdiction, and he chooses to go back
many, many years ago to try to use something about porn star
hush money payments, you know, that's
an example of pursuing a political agenda.
Did I mention that this whole thing was
about porn star hush money?
Because it's about porn star hush money.
Just to be clear, porn star hush money.
[laughter]
[applause]
DeSantis has it all.
Let's move on to some international news
because Donald Trump isn't the only leader
facing indictment this week.
His best friend was also indicted.
The extraordinary announcement
today about Russia's leader, Vladimir Putin.
The International Criminal Court at the Hague
issued an arrest warrant for the Russian President
for war crimes, implicating him in the abduction
of thousands of Ukrainian children during the war.
Ukraine's president hailed the move as a historic decision.
But the charges are largely symbolic.
REPORTER: Over the weekend, Putin
made an unannounced visit to a city
that Russia seized from Ukraine last year
after a brutal battle.
REPORTER: In a surprise visit, President Putin drove himself
through Russian-occupied Mariupol Saturday,
inspecting newly-built facilities in what's believed
to be his closest tour to the front lines
of this war he started.
That's right.
Charged with war crimes, Putin thought
it best to get out of town till things cooled down.
So he packed a bag and took off to Mariupol, one of the cities
in Ukraine that his army destroyed.
He walked around, saw the sights,
and shook a lot of hands.
The hands were in a big pile on the edge of town.
Putin then laid a wreath at the Tomb
of the Unknown Russian soldier, who had no idea
why the [bleep] he was there.
[laughter]
For more on the war, let's go live to Ukraine
with Roy Wood, Jr., everybody.
[cheering]
Roy-- Roy, where are you at this moment?
Al, I'm near the front lines, and it
has been nonstop shelling.
The conditions are brutal.
Last week the Russians destroyed
the water treatment plant.
So I had to shit in my helmet.
And I still had to wear it the next day.
They only give you one helmet.
Uh-huh.
You know, I've been thinking a lot.
Been thinking a lot about this.
I'm actually thinking of coming over.
Coming over where?
Come over here?
Al, with all due respect, brother, battlefield reporting
is not for 71-year-old comedians.
Leave that to me and Richard Engel
from NBC, who, by the way, was the one who
told me to poop in my helmet.
Found out later I could have just shit on the ground.
Engel's a liar.
[laughter]
You just shit on the ground. It's war.
You shit where you want.
That's well known about Engel.
Roy, maybe I'm not being clear.
I don't want to report on the war.
I want to fight.
What?
The fighting is the worst part of war.
It goes fighting, then small talk with Sean Penn.
Why do you want to fight?
[laughter]
Roy, I was born too late to fight in World War II.
And there was no way I was going to go to Vietnam
and Iraq and Afghanistan.
No, thank you.
I've been looking for a good war my whole life.
So Ukraine may just be the cause
that I'm willing to risk it all for,
even if it means a hero's death.
[applause]
Why they clapping for you in the studio, man?
Them people trying to get you killed.
Look, let me give it to you straight, Al.
You need it straight.
I know what you're going to say.
You're proud of me.
But I should first make out a will.
You don't already have a will?
You 71.
Jesus.
What I was going to say is that we don't
need thrill seekers over here.
Oh, you know what?
I take offense at that.
I'm not a thrill-seeking--
I-- I merely want the thrill of standing shoulder
to shoulder with the brave fighting
men and women of the Ukraine to repel the invaders.
God, that would be thrilling.
[applause]
You?
You want to stand shoulder to shoulder to the men and women.
Al, don't take this the wrong way,
but physically you look like the kind of dude
that if you was on the subway, a pregnant woman
would give you her seat.
[laughter]
Respectfully.
What-- what's the right way to take that?
Roy, you don't know anything about me.
I could withstand--
[explosion]
Jesus!
Whoa!
That-- that was-- that was close.
Yeah, close to me.
Al, this is a regular occurrence over here.
This is war.
OK, OK.
Maybe I could just do something like help
evacuate the wounded.
Oh, yeah, well, do you have any medical training?
Well, I just had my fourth colonoscopy.
You know, it's important to do that regularly.
[explosion]
Jesus!
This ain't no thing.
We good.
Everybody good?
OK, maybe-- maybe you have a point, Roy.
Perhaps I can help Ukraine by, you know, I don't know,
doing a hard-hitting episode about the war on my podcast?
You--
[applause]
What's wrong with them people in the studio?
Why are they clapping all the time for you, Al?
You think you can help the war effort by talking about it
for two hours on a podcast?
Two hours?
Well, not two hours straight.
You have to do a lot of ads to monetize a popular podcast
like The Al Franken Podcast.
You know what? You know what?
I changed my mind.
Come on over here.
Bring your ass on over here.
I can get you on the front lines tomorrow.
I got to run.
I got to go do something.
Fantastic.
Roy Wood, Jr., everyone.
I'm on my way.
We'll be right back with South Carolina
Senator Lindsey Graham.
[explosion]
Welcome back.
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight is the senior senator
from South Carolina, with whom I served
in the United States Senate.
Please welcome Senator Lindsey Graham.
[music playing]
That was fun.
Good to see you.
Thanks, man.
Well.
Well?
Thanks for coming, man.
So this is what happens, right?
AL: I'm hopeful we'll find some common ground.
There's always hope.
And--
[laughs]
You know, I think that--
We've got a joke planned, which I think is terrible.
But go ahead.
OK, my joke was--
[laughs] He's proving my point.
--that I'm thinking that--
what everyone else is thinking, which is,
how could the two of us possibly
come off good after this?
- Or either of us? - Or either of us.
Now, is that funny? No.
Well, thanks for--
Well, anyway, I'm glad to be here.
That's how you kill a joke.
Well-- [laughs]
By saying we have a joke that I don't think is funny,
but let's try.
But, you know-- anyway, whatever.
Good to see you.
OK, I'm going to go on the Senate floor, and I'm going
to [bleep] you up.
I don't want to ruin his life.
I thought he was a good senator,
and that's why I'm here.
You thought I covered up.
What'd you just say?
I thought you were.
Well, we were friends.
Yes, were.
Well, there's been a strain on it.
SENATOR GRAHAM: We are. Are.
We are friends, but there's been some strain
in terms of your politics.
Only on your part, not mine.
Yeah.
Well, you know.
But let's find some common ground.
For example, Ukraine-- we both believe
that this is in the vital interest of the United States.
Yeah, Putin sucks.
That's common ground, right?
[cheers and applause]
And he should be in jail.
How about that?
Yeah.
Maybe not so much on Trump but definitely on Putin.
Yeah.
Well, Putin's slightly more serious,
but there are some serious charges against Trump.
But nevertheless, there are some Republicans,
and we mentioned Ron DeSantis, the governor, who
doesn't agree with you and me.
Well, you know, it's a free country,
but let me just say this.
If this is not in our vital interest, what would be?
To have a guy invade another country,
rewrite the map of Europe by force of arms,
this bring back any memories?
Sign an agreement, tears it up.
And he's gotten an arrest warrant from the ICC, which
has done a great job, and they want to arrest him
because he's taken Ukrainian children,
kidnapped them from their families,
and sent them to Russia.
Other than that, this doesn't matter to us.
I don't want to live in a world where that crap
goes on without punishment.
I want him to be punished.
I want him to be defeated.
I want the Ukrainians to kick his ass.
And I want China to look and see what's coming their way
if they're going to Taiwan.
I absolutely agree, and I--
And I think President Biden has done an excellent job leading
this coalition, and by sharing our intelligence with them
at the beginning, getting the coalition together
before the war even started.
I think you would admit that was a great accomplishment.
Yeah, I'm trying to be--
yeah, I'm trying to be helpful.
I think the Ukrainians needed F-16s yesterday.
I think I would do more on the military front.
But we're in it together, right?
I want to help the administration where I can.
You know, you've got Xi and Putin meeting in Moscow.
AL: And that's scary because we don't want them--
Well, you don't want them aligning together.
So I'd like to see Russia become a state sponsor
of terrorism under US law because anybody
that provides material aid to state sponsor of terrorism,
any nation runs into sanctions--
AL: And that would make it harder for China to ship--
It would make it a lot harder.
--to ship arms to them.
So let's make it harder for China
to help Russia in a cruel, barbaric endeavor
to change the world for the worst.
OK.
Now--
[applause]
You seem a little critical of Biden for the planes
not being there yet, the tanks getting there earlier,
our tanks are not there.
The German tanks are getting there.
Anybody's tank.
Just send a tank.
But, you know, I want to quote
some stuff that Trump said.
This is what he told a guy named Sean "Han-NIT-y"--
"Han-NIT-y."
[laughter]
I have no idea who he is.
This is what Donald Trump said.
This is two weeks after the war started.
"I could have negotiated.
At worst, I could have made a deal to take over something.
You know, there are certain areas
that are Russian-speaking areas, frankly.
But you could have worked a deal."
So in other words, Trump, at the beginning of the war,
was saying, like, hey, I could have--
I could have stopped this thing.
I could have just given them--
SENATOR GRAHAM: Anybody who speaks
Russian, stand up, right? - Yeah.
Yeah.
And that reminds me of the Sudetenland.
Yeah, that reminds me of a lot of things
that didn't turn out well.
So how about this idea?
In 1994, when we were much younger,
the Ukrainians had 1,700 nuclear weapons
left over from the Soviet era.
Soviet Union collapses, they give back the nukes to Russia
with the understanding that their territorial sovereignty
will be respected.
And it included Crimea on the '94 map.
AL: OK.
So now here's Putin years later,
tearing that up, claiming things not his,
warning things because people speak some of the language--
So why did Trump say such a stupid thing?
Well, I'm not here to say I agree with that.
But when he was president, I thought
he did a pretty good job at taking
the fight to the terrorists.
I really do.
He kill-- killed Soleimani.
He killed Baghdadi.
The Abraham Accords was a big deal.
And there you go.
He also kind of was impeached for shaking down Zelenskyy.
Yeah, but--
I know, on that one, you didn't vote guilty.
No, I didn't vote for either one of them.
But I'm sure there would be another one coming.
Yeah.
AL: I think if--
he's not--
Y'all can boo me if you want.
This will actually help at home.
I went to New York and nobody liked me is actually the--
I can withstand that.
Don't you like him?
You're killing me.
Yeah, I mean--
I've survived a lot.
My point is, this is what he's saying.
This is your guy, that you to be president,
said after the war has started.
SENATOR GRAHAM: Yeah, I think that's a mistake.
Where my guy, who I want to get reelected,
had organized the coalition, and started, and had stood up,
and said, no, we're not going to allow this to happen.
So I think-- yeah, you know.
We've got '24 election is coming.
But I think we've got a chance here in the near-term,
really, with the proper military support, continued
economic assistance to the Ukraine for the Ukrainians
to decimate the Russian army in Ukraine.
They just need the weapons to do it.
And wouldn't that be a great outcome to a very tragic
event, to have Putin lose?
AL: It would be.
And you talk to some of your other Republican friends
on the other side--
Marjorie Taylor Greene-- I know, you're very close.
Yeah, we spend tons of time.
Yeah.
[laughs] But there is a kind of a--
I'm trying to get the space later--
laser taken down, but we'll see how that works.
Yeah, that was a Jewish space laser.
But she said it was--
I always thought it'd have been
funny to have a laser with a yarmulke on it,
just flying around.
AL: [laughs]
Apparently nobody else did, so--
- She has seen it. - Yeah.
[laughs]
Well, you know what?
I think what we should do is take a quick break.
OK, and pay the bills.
And we'll be right back with Senator Lindsey Graham
right after an important message from MyPillow guy.
[laughs]
Welcome.
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
We're here with Senator Lindsey Graham.
You know, Lindsey, you asked me during the break
what I'm doing.
And part of what I've been doing
is the "only former US Senator currently on tour" tour.
And when the audiences ask me, they
say, who is the funniest US Senator while you were there?
And I always say Lindsey Graham.
And they always hate it because they're my crowd.
And then I tell them this--
when you were running for president in '16--
Y'all remember that?
Yeah, remember?
You're the ones.
You were like 2% at one point.
Yeah, that was--
I peaked.
[laughs] So one day I go--
I go in the Senate bathroom, and I turn to you.
And I say, Lindsey, if I were a Republican,
I'd vote for you for president.
And you said--
That's my problem.
[laughter]
That's the third story.
So when you get our age, you have a lot of time
to talk to people in the bathroom.
So and yeah, that was my problem in a nutshell.
The Al Franken wing of the Republican Party
is not as big as you think it would be.
AL: Yeah.
Well, let's--
I hope you make it the rest of the week, by the way.
Don't you think he'd be a good host?
[cheers]
Well, thank you.
Maybe if you have a recess week,
and you're not going overseas, you could do it for a week.
Well, maybe not. AL: Maybe not.
Maybe not.
OK, let's talk about--
you said this week that these charges
or this charges in New York might actually help Trump.
What did you mean by that?
I think-- well, the Republicans that will
help Trump because the Cyrus Vance
was the previous prosecutor.
He looked at this and said, no, thank you.
And the US attorney looked at it and said, no, thank you.
And this guy comes along, Alvin Bragg,
and he's now going to prosecute Trump,
taking a misdemeanor to a felony
by merging two statutes that have never been used before.
It's in New York.
And most people in our side think
it's a never-ending effort to take a wrecking ball to Trump.
So yeah, I think it'll help him.
OK, well, let's take another state
where there might be a wrecking ball coming for him.
And that's in Georgia.
Yeah, there's Georgia.
Yeah.
Don't know what's going to happen there.
No.
And you testified there.
I testified, and I was treated well.
So I went there.
You know, I wanted to tell you--
I didn't do this.
I wanted to say, like, Lindsey--
because at first you fought testifying--
I said, just go there, tell the truth,
you have nothing to worry about.
Yeah. AL: Didn't I?
That's what they told Nixon.
[laughter]
Because you had talked talk to Raffensperger.
And part of-- you know, part of this
is he talked to Raffensperger on tape.
We've all heard the tape.
Yeah, he's talking to Raffensperger.
And he said, all I need is 11,780 votes, one more
than we have is what he said.
And then later in the thing said, you better do this,
you could get in trouble.
You and your lawyer could get in trouble.
Now, that-- that's pretty bad.
Well, why don't we wait till it comes out,
see what Ms. Willis does with the grand jury testimony,
if she chooses to indict him.
And based on what she says, I'll respond.
But New York is the one in front of us.
And we'll deal with that one--
Well, we don't even know that because Trump said it,
and it may not be true.
Anything's possible.
But-- but you're right.
I mean, OK, let's talk about this because Trump, in that
tape, I remember said to Raffensperger,
I won Georgia by over 400,000 votes.
No, you know he won the election--
he lost the election.
You know he lost the election.
I voted to certify the Georgia election for Biden.
Yes, I did.
AL: Yeah, you voted to certify.
Yes, I did.
Because you would have been crazy not to.
I mean--
Well, that doesn't mean I can't be in the Senate.
Yeah, well, there were a number
of your Republican colleagues who did not vote to certify.
You know this election wasn't stolen.
You know that Trump lost the election.
No, when I see Biden, I call him Mr. President.
AL: But that's different.
That's different than acknowledging that--
Well, I voted on the floor of the Senate
to certify the results of the 2020 election.
And here's the question for you and maybe others.
Trump is trying to come back.
I think he's got a better-than-good chance
of winning the primary and a 50/50 chance
of being president again.
And you got to ask yourself--
[laughs] now, this is what we all came here for.
Right.
So you've got to ask yourself, how can that be?
Well, yes.
But--
[laughs]
Here's what I--
Or I can ask you to ask yourself.
Here's what I know about this country, about this democracy,
about our Constitution.
The number one tradition that's meaningful in this country
is the peaceful transition of power, right?
[applause]
You voted to certify.
Mhm.
From everything that's come out, we know
that Lindsay Powell was lying--
Sidney Powell.
Sidney, sorry.
Sidney Powell.
Giuliani was lying that he was told
over and over again by his--
anyone who had any credibility, he lost, that there was no--
Bill Barr, everybody, everybody.
How then can you want a guy who allowed
us to go through this violent insurrection--
SENATOR GRAHAM: Right.
Really?
To be president again?
Yeah.
Yeah, well let me just say this.
The other side of the story is that when President Trump was
president, on the things that I care
the most about, national security,
I thought he did a damn good job.
He got the Abraham Accords, which is probably the biggest
change in my lifetime in the Mideast, where
Arab nations recognize Israel.
And we're trying to work on Saudi Arabia on Biden's watch.
He killed Soleimani, who's a guy that should have
been killed a long time ago.
He secured our border.
He made us energy independent.
So I look at the policies of Trump,
and I like the policies of Trump.
And at the end of the day, he's got to prove to people,
not me, that he's able to lead us again.
And that will be a challenge for him.
And t will be a challenge for Biden to say,
give me four more years after the last four
We'll see what happens.
Well I think Biden wins that.
But we don't have to say--
Can we bet?
Yeah, how much?
20 bucks.
To be paid here.
See, the other eight host asked me
to come on your show they're trying to knock you out, so--
AL: They'll there will-- there will be a permanent host,
and it won't be me.
But it will be somebody.
But, I mean, here's the thing.
This guy just well he pardoned all these criminals.
I mean, that's who you pardon, I guess--
but Manafort, Stone, Flynn.
And he's going to populate his new administration
with crooks if he wins.
I'm going to give you my two cents' worth.
It won't be about who he pardoned.
It'll be about, can he make things
better for the people who feel like things
are not going well?
Can he secure a broken border?
Can he lower inflation?
AL: OK, let's talk about the border.
Can he make it safe?
Let's talk about the border.
You and I worked on-- you were one of the Gang of Eight
in 2013.
I've been in every gang you can be in, just about.
Yeah.
This is in 2013.
Right.
We passed 68--
with 68 votes in the Senate, comprehensive immigration--
Exactly right.
Campaign reform-- comprehensive
immigration campaign-- reform.
And I thought that was a great bill
SENATOR GRAHAM: I did, too.
And I think we need that.
I've heard you say recently, we don't have enough workers
in this country.
We need immigration reform because we're a declining
population, people like me--
I'm not married.
I don't have any kids.
I'm screwing it up for the rest of you.
So the bottom line is that we need to get a workforce
that's more reliable.
Let people come here, and work, and make it a win-win.
We need to secure our border.
We need to open up America to merit-based immigration
from all over the world.
And I've always believed that.
We need to get our debt under control.
That's going to take bipartisanship.
But get back to the point.
You've got to come to grips the idea lot of Americans
believe that Trump was a good president,
but they don't like what he did or what he said.
And this is going to be a real contest in 2024.
It will be a real contest, my friend.
Well, I think the Florida governor is going
to make it a real contest.
No, we got a deep bench on our side.
We have a deep bench.
AL: And so do we.
If you're Republican.
I-- [stutters]
I made him speechless.
This is the highlight of my life.
He's done it. He's done it.
I just think this guy is--
I mean, OK, I'll say it.
I just think he's a pathological liar.
[laughs]
Yeah.
And I don't mean to be harsh, because I
know he's your friend.
Well--
And a malignant narcissist, and--
and he chose some good people to be in his administration
at first.
But it seemed like as those guys went,
those men and women went, he brought
in worse and worse people.
And I just--
I don't know how the American people
are going to reelect this guy.
And I understand the MAGA voters are still loyal.
It's not just about MAGA voters.
But don't take this wrongly, he can survive your criticism.
[laughs] He's going to be--
Al Franken is down on Trump is not the end of Trump.
So here's what's going to happen.
If Biden doesn't secure our border quickly,
the people who took over Afghanistan
are going to come back our way.
We're living on borrowed time between the rise
of radical Islam and Afghanistan
and a completely open border.
AL: You're saying the Taliban is going to provide
cover for al-Qaeda--
I'm saying ISISK.
That's what general Kurilla said.
--for ISIS?
Yes, that's what he said two days ago, three days ago.
OK, well--
Small detail.
You know, Obama started against ISIS.
Trump-- it was finished during the Trump administration,
although I don't like the way Trump sold out the Kurds.
Well, we still have troops there.
No, he wanted to get out.
But I went and said, they'll come back,
Mr. President-- the Kurds, the Syrian democratic forces--
AL: And also didn't--
But he left them in.
AL: Trump wanted to leave Afghanistan sooner.
Yeah, but he didn't.
And Biden did.
And I went to Biden, and I went to Blinken and Sullivan,
and said, if you'll keep a force there,
I'll stick with you, give you whatever
support I can from the right.
But they chose poorly.
So this election is going to be a big-deal election
about national security, how are we
doing here domestically, how safe are we,
how prosperous are we.
This whole defund-the-police stuff blew up
in Democratic friends' face.
And we'll see what happens in 2024.
That was not--
that was not something that any percentage of Democrats
really believed in.
That was actually the Minneapolis City Council
who did that after George Floyd and put out a thing that said
"defund the police." That was--
SENATOR GRAHAM: I know there's nothing
funny going on right now.
But it is important, between me-- listen, I know you think
Trump's horrible for the country, and a lot of people
believe that he can fix the problems that we're
suffering under now.
But here's the good news.
We'll have an election, and they will decide.
AL: Yep.
[applause]
That's the way it's supposed to work.
Yes.
Lindsey Graham, everybody.
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Thank you.
Now, here it is, your moment of zen.
Mayor Rudy Giuliani, always amazing to see you.
Love you.
Sorry.
I'm just so honored always--
as always, to interview you, sir.
You were a prosecutor.
What would you have done if somebody said,
here's the case, prosecute this?
Well, here's what I would have done.
I would have told them to go to hell.
[audio out] I had it happen.
REPORTER: Oh, it looks like we're having
some audio issues there.
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