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♪
Announcer: FROM
NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN
AMERICA...
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IT'S THE SHOW THAT INVENTED
NEWS.
THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH
YOUR HOST, LESLIE JONES!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Leslie: YEAH!
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WHAT'S GOING ON, EVERYBODY?
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
[LAUGHS]
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WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW!"
I'M LESLIE JONES!
AND THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT MAKIN'
THIS DESK MY BITCH!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SO LET'S GET TO THESE HEADLINES!
♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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OKAY, YOU GUYS.
WHO IN HERE IS EXCITED ABOUT
RIHANNA AT THE SUPER BOWL?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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SO PUMPED.
YES!
EVERYBODY!
EVERYBODY!
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EVERYBODY'S EXCITED.
EVERYBODY'S EXCITED.
WELL, ALMOST EVERYBODY.
SPORTSCASTER
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STEPHEN A. SMITH LEARNS THE HARD
WAY YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU
SAY ABOUT RIHANNA.
MEMBERS OF THE RIHANNA NAVY,
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AS THEY'VE KNOWN, HAVE BEEN
GUNNING FOR HIM ALL DAY LONG
FOLLOWING HIS APPEARANCE ON
"THE SHERRI SHEPHERD SHOW,"
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TAKE A LISTEN.
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THIS
HALFTIME SHOW?
I DON'T WANT TO SAY I'M NOT
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EXCITED.
SHE'S FANTASTIC.
THERE'S ONE THING SHE'S NOT.
SHE AIN'T BEYONCE.
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[BOOS]
I KNOW SHE'S NOT BEYONCE, BUT
WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON, HOLD
ON --
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Leslie: DUDE, NO!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO
YOURSELF?
YOU KNOW WHAT, STEPHEN A. SMITH,
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YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE YOUR HAIR
LINE AND THE [BLEEP] OFF!
[APPLAUSE]
NOW THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT HE DID
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APOLOGIZE.
THE BAD NEWS IS, HIS APOLOGY.
I WANT RIHANNA TO KNOW,
YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR.
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YOUR SENSATIONAL.
AND YOU ARE A WORTHY PERSON TO
BE DOING THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME
SHOW.
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I APOLOGIZE FOR CREATING
WHATEVER BROUHAHA COMES OF THIS.
I GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL WITH
PEOPLE TWISTING AND TURNING INTO
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SOMETHING IT AIN'T.
MY BAD ON THAT.
NOW I GOT TO GO.
GOOD LUCK, SWEETIE.
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LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU
PERFORM.
[BOOS]
Leslie: OH OH, HOW DARE YOU
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CALL RIHANNA SWEETIE?
YOU CALLING HER SWEETIE LIKE YOU
KNOW HER?
SHE DON'T KNOW YOU.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHO SHE DOES KNOW?
BEYONCE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND NEITHER ONE OF THESE LADIES
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NEEDS YOUR OPINION, SWEETIE.
WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE
YOUR LIFE AND IT BACK OF THAT
DARK ASS BUS.
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S MOVE ON.
NOW EVERYBODY, THIS HERE IS THE
"THE DAILY SHOW."
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I KNOW THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE OUT
HERE THINKING, AS SHE EVER GOING
TO TALK ABOUT POLICY, OR IS SHE
GOING TO SPEND ALL WEEK SAYING
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"PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY"?
WELL, DON'T WORRY, I TAKE THIS
JOB SERIOUSLY.
YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT THE
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DEBT CEILING?
I WILL TALK ABOUT THE DEBT
CEILING.
SO THE DEBT CEILING IS KIND OF
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LIKE AMERICA'S PUSSY.
[APPLAUSE]
FOUR PUSSIES IN A ROW.
I LOVE IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL LET THE NEWS
EXPLAIN IT.
THE U.S. HAS HAD THE NATIONAL
DEBT LIMIT.
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ONCE THE U.S. HITS THE UPPER
LIMIT OF WHAT IT COULD LEGALLY
BORROW TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT,
THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT NOW
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STARTS JUGGLING WITH
"EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES."
DEFERRING INVESTMENTS INTO
IMPORTANT RETIREMENT FUNDS, FOR
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EXAMPLE, FOR PUBLIC SERVANTS.
VARIOUS ACCOUNTING MOVES COULD
BUY SOME TIME, AND KEEP THE
BILLS PAID UNTIL MAYBE JUNE.
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Leslie: DAMN, AMERICA IS
BROKE AS HELL!
AMERICA IS SO BROKEN, THE
GOVERNMENT MIGHT HAVE TO RESORT
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TO EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES,
LIKE TAXING THE RICH, OR NOT
GOING TO WAR ALL THE TIME.
YOU KNOW, CRAZY SHIT LIKE THAT!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BUT HERE IS MY QUESTION.
WHERE THE [BLEEP] IS THE MONEY
GOING?
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WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW
FOR IT?
WE HAVE A HOMELESS CRISIS, WE'VE
GOT MEDICAL BILLS.
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WHERE IS THE MONEY GOING?
YOU KNOW WHAT -- EXACTLY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME THAT
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BIDEN HAS SPENT IT ON DEVELOPING
A "BLACK PANTHER" SUIT.
NOW I AM STILL A LITTLE LOST
WITH THIS DEBT CEILING CRISIS,
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BUT LUCKY FOR ME, I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO CAN HELP ME EXPLAIN IT.
Y'ALL GIVE IT UP FOR
DESI LYDIC!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
DESI!
THANK YOU!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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ALL RIGHT, LESLIE, I GOT YOU.
NO THE DEBT CEILING MIGHT SEEM
COMPLICATED BUT LET'S THINK
ABOUT IT LIKE THIS.
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SAY YOU HAVE OPENED A CHASE
SAPPHIRE CARD WITH A $10,000
LIMIT, AND YOU FACTORED OUT ON,
I DON'T KNOW,
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GUCCI HANDBAGS AND LASER
FACIALS.
THEN, YOU GET SCREWED BECAUSE
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR KID'S
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GLASSES BECAUSE HIS DUMB TEACHER
SAYS HE'S HAVING TROUBLE READING
IN CLASS.
AND WHEN YOU CAN'T GET THAT
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TEACHER FIRED, YOU HAVE TO GET
THE BANK TO RAISE YOUR CREDIT
LIMIT, OR ELSE YOUR HUSBAND WILL
FIND OUT AND YOU PROMISED HIM
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YOU WERE DONE STEALING CREDIT
CARD NUMBERS.
AND THAT IS PRETTY MUCH THE
SITUATION AMERICA IS IN.
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[APPLAUSE]
Leslie: DID THAT HAPPEN TO
YOU?
THESE ARE JUST EXAMPLES.
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I'M JUST SAYING AMERICA IS IN A
BIT OF FINANCIAL TROUBLE AND YOU
DO NOT WANT TO GET IN TOO DEEP.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE HOW WE ALL
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HAVE GAMBLING DEBTS.
Leslie: UH, NO, I DON'T HAVE
GAMBLING DEBTS.
NO, I DON'T EITHER!
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BUT LET'S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY,
THAT I OWED A LOT OF MONEY TO
THE RUSSIAN MOB BECAUSE I WAS
CONVINCED THAT THIS WAS THE
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SEASON THE KNICKS WOULD TURN IT
AROUND.
Leslie: DESI, DESI,
EVERYONE KNOWS THE KNICKS WILL
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NEVER TURN IT AROUND!
WELL, YEAH, THAT'S OBVIOUS
NOW.
THE POINT IS, SOMETIMES YOU NEED
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TO FIND MORE MONEY AND FAST.
JUST LIKE AMERICA DOES.
AND UNTIL THEN, AMERICA WILL
HAVE TO FIND WAYS TO PAY THE
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BILLS.
LIKE SELLING ONE OF ITS KIDNEYS,
OR BEGGING FOR VENMO DONATIONS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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BUT LOOK, IT'S OKAY.
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO STRESS
BECAUSE OF IT DOESN'T WORK,
AMERICA CAN ALWAYS GET OUT OF
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DEBT BY RUNNING TO MEXICO AND
CHANGING ITS NAME.
THE ONE THING YOU WANT TO THINK
ABOUT IS YOU DON'T WANT THE NAME
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TO BE TOO SIMILAR.
LIKE, YOU CAN'T GO FROM
ANASTASIA TO ANNA MARIA.
YOU CAN AND THEY GO FROM
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ANASTASIA TO DESI.
Leslie: IS THAT WITH YOU
DID?
[LAUGHS]
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OH, MY GOD, NO, OF COURSE
NOT.
ANASTASIA IS DEAD.
YEAH.
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SHE DIED IN A HORRIFIC CAR FIRE
AND HER REMAINS WERE TOO CHARRED
TO BE IDENTIFIED.
Leslie: DESI, IF YOU NEED
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MONEY, YOU KNOW I COULD HELP
YOU, RIGHT?
OH, LESLIE, THAT MEANS A LOT,
BUT NO.
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I WOULD NEVER BEG YOU FOR MONEY
ON A SHOW THAT THE IRS WATCHES.
AND IF I DID DO THAT, IT
CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE FOR THIS
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AMOUNT.
Leslie: DAMN, WHAT DID YOU
DO, BUY TWITTER?
NO, I AM NOT THAT WASTEFUL.
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BUT MAYBE YOU CAN SPOT ME JUST A
LITTLE BIT SO I DON'T GET TO MY
PINKIES BROKEN A GUN?
Leslie: OKAY, LOOK, DESI, I
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CAN PAY A LITTLE BIT OF THIS BUT
YOU GOT TO PROMISE ME THAT YOU
DO NOT GAMBLE IT.
LESLIE...
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I PROMISE YOU, I WILL NOT GAMBLE
IT AWAY.
Leslie: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
I AM PUTTING IT ON THE GIANTS
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THIS WEEKEND.
THAT IS NOT A GAMBLE.
THAT IS A WALK!
THAT IS A LOCK!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Leslie: OH, MAN.
Y'ALL, GIVE IT UP FOR
DESI LYDIC!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M GONNA
TALK TO THE FELLAS
SO DON'T GO AWAY.
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GIRL, WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
THIS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Leslie: WELCOME BACK TO
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{\an7}>> Leslie: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW"!
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{\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW"!
LISTEN, I WATCH THE NEWS FOR
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{\an7}LISTEN, I WATCH THE NEWS FOR
THREE REASONS: WEATHER, TRAFFIC,
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{\an7}THREE REASONS: WEATHER, TRAFFIC,
AND MICHAEL STRAHAN’S SEXY-ASSAND MICHAEL STRAHAN’S SEXY-ASS
MOUTH.
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{\an7}MOUTH.
MMM, MMM, MMM!
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{\an7}MMM, MMM, MMM!
YOU GOT TO BLUR THAT OUT.
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{\an7}YOU GOT TO BLUR THAT OUT.
YOU CAN’T SHOW THAT SEXY HOLE ON
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{\an7}YOU CAN’T SHOW THAT SEXY HOLE ON
TV!
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{\an7}TV!
I’M TRYING TO RUN A TV SHOW OVER
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{\an7}I’M TRYING TO RUN A TV SHOW OVER
HERE!
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{\an7}HERE!
BUT EVERY TIME I TURN ON THEBUT EVERY TIME I TURN ON THE
NEWS, THERE’S ONE THING I SEE
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{\an7}NEWS, THERE’S ONE THING I SEE
MORE THAN ANYTHING:
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{\an7}MORE THAN ANYTHING:
MEN LOSING THEIR SHIT.
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{\an7}MEN LOSING THEIR SHIT.
>> ANOTHER SHOCKING INCIDENT ON
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{\an7}>> ANOTHER SHOCKING INCIDENT ON
A PLANE AS TWO PASSENGERS DUKE
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{\an7}A PLANE AS TWO PASSENGERS DUKE
IT OUT RIGHT BEFORE TAKEOFF.
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{\an7}IT OUT RIGHT BEFORE TAKEOFF.
>> A MAN WENT ON A BOTTLE
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{\an7}>> A MAN WENT ON A BOTTLE
BREAKING RAMPAGE.
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{\an7}BREAKING RAMPAGE.
STORE WORKERS SAY A CUSTOMER GOT
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{\an7}STORE WORKERS SAY A CUSTOMER GOT
IRATE WHEN THEY REFUSED TO SELL
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{\an7}IRATE WHEN THEY REFUSED TO SELL
HIM LIQUOR AT A DISCOUNT.
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{\an7}HIM LIQUOR AT A DISCOUNT.
>> IT’S A SHOCKING ROAD RAGE
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{\an7}>> IT’S A SHOCKING ROAD RAGE
INCIDENT GOING VIRAL.
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{\an7}INCIDENT GOING VIRAL.
THESE TWO KNUCKLEHEADS ARE
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{\an7}THESE TWO KNUCKLEHEADS ARE
FIGHTING LIKE MEDIEVAL KNIGHTS
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{\an7}FIGHTING LIKE MEDIEVAL KNIGHTS
IN BATTLE.
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{\an7}IN BATTLE.
>> Leslie: WHY DOES EVERY GUY>> Leslie: WHY DOES EVERY GUY
I THINK IF HE GETS A SWORD IN
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{\an7}I THINK IF HE GETS A SWORD IN
HIS HAND, HE IS GOING TO
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{\an7}HIS HAND, HE IS GOING TO
AUTOMATICALLY BE STEPHEN
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{\an7}AUTOMATICALLY BE STEPHEN
SEGAL?
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{\an7}SEGAL?
BUT WHEN HE ACTUALLY GETS IT IN
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{\an7}BUT WHEN HE ACTUALLY GETS IT IN
HIS HAND, HE’S LIKE JERRY LEWIS.HIS HAND, HE’S LIKE JERRY LEWIS.
[LAUGHS]
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{\an7}[LAUGHS]
"I’M GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE
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{\an7}"I’M GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE
BACK!"
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{\an7}BACK!"
IT’S CRAZY, THOUGH.IT’S CRAZY, THOUGH.
THIS STUFF IS HAPPENING ALL THE
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{\an7}THIS STUFF IS HAPPENING ALL THE
TIME.
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{\an7}TIME.
EVERY NIGHT ON THE NEWS,
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{\an7}EVERY NIGHT ON THE NEWS,
LESTER HOLT HAS TO SHOUT:
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{\an7}LESTER HOLT HAS TO SHOUT:
"WORLDSTAR!"
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{\an7}"WORLDSTAR!"
AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF MEN WHO
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{\an7}AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF MEN WHO
CAN’T CONTROL THEIR ANGER!
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{\an7}CAN’T CONTROL THEIR ANGER!
MEN!
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{\an7}MEN!
WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?
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{\an7}WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?
YOU NEED TO CALM YO ASS DAYOU NEED TO CALM YO ASS DA
[BLEEP] DOWN!
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{\an7}[BLEEP] DOWN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BUT SINCE YOU CAN’T DO IT
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{\an7}BUT SINCE YOU CAN’T DO IT
YOURSELVES, I DECIDED I’M GONNA
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{\an7}YOURSELVES, I DECIDED I’M GONNA
HELP YOU CALM DOWN,HELP YOU CALM DOWN,
IN TONIGHT’S INSTALLMENT OF
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{\an7}IN TONIGHT’S INSTALLMENT OF
"LONG STORY SHORT."
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{\an7}"LONG STORY SHORT."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪
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{\an7}♪
NOW WE KNOW THAT WOMEN ARE GOING
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{\an7}NOW WE KNOW THAT WOMEN ARE GOING
THROUGH IT, BUT WE HAVE TOTHROUGH IT, BUT WE HAVE TO
ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MEN ARE GOING
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{\an7}ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MEN ARE GOING
THROUGH IT TOO.
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{\an7}THROUGH IT TOO.
YOU GUYS ARE ANGRY, YOU ARE
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{\an7}YOU GUYS ARE ANGRY, YOU ARE
DEPRESSED, AND YOU ARE LONELY.
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{\an7}DEPRESSED, AND YOU ARE LONELY.
IN FACT, 15% OF MEN SAY THEY
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{\an7}IN FACT, 15% OF MEN SAY THEY
HAVE ZERO -- ZERO FRIENDS.
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{\an7}HAVE ZERO -- ZERO FRIENDS.
AND THE OTHER 85%?AND THE OTHER 85%?
THEY DON’T HAVE FRIENDS EITHER,
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{\an7}THEY DON’T HAVE FRIENDS EITHER,
BUT THEY WERE TOO SAD TO FILL
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{\an7}BUT THEY WERE TOO SAD TO FILL
OUT THE SURVEY!
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{\an7}OUT THE SURVEY!
NO FRIENDS!
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{\an7}NO FRIENDS!
I MEAN, WOMEN GOT OUR PROBLEMS
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{\an7}I MEAN, WOMEN GOT OUR PROBLEMS
BUT WE ALWAYS HAVE SOME HOME
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{\an7}BUT WE ALWAYS HAVE SOME HOME
GIRLS.
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{\an7}GIRLS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?
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{\an7}YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?
WE GOT THEM.
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{\an7}WE GOT THEM.
BUT MEN HAVE NOBODY.
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{\an7}BUT MEN HAVE NOBODY.
SO WHAT DO THEY DO?
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{\an7}SO WHAT DO THEY DO?
THEY TAKE ALL THOSE EMOTIONS AND
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{\an7}THEY TAKE ALL THOSE EMOTIONS AND
THEY BOTTLE THAT SHIT UP.
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{\an7}THEY BOTTLE THAT SHIT UP.
AND THEN THEY THROW THAT BOTTLE
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{\an7}AND THEN THEY THROW THAT BOTTLE
AT THE CASHIER!
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{\an7}AT THE CASHIER!
NOW LUCKILY, THERE IS A TOOL
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{\an7}NOW LUCKILY, THERE IS A TOOL
THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH ALL OF
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{\an7}THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH ALL OF
THIS: THERAPY!
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{\an7}THIS: THERAPY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THERAPY IS AMAZING!
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{\an7}THERAPY IS AMAZING!
YOU PAY SOMEONE TO UNLOAD ALL
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{\an7}YOU PAY SOMEONE TO UNLOAD ALL
YOUR BULLSHIT ON THEM.
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{\an7}YOUR BULLSHIT ON THEM.
THEY’RE LIKE PROSTITUTES FOR
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{\an7}THEY’RE LIKE PROSTITUTES FOR
THE FEELINGS!THE FEELINGS!
THE PROBLEM IS, MEN DON’T USE
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{\an7}THE PROBLEM IS, MEN DON’T USE
IT!
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{\an7}IT!
IN FACT, THEY’RE ALMOST HALF AS
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{\an7}IN FACT, THEY’RE ALMOST HALF AS
LIKELY TO GO TO THERAPY AS
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{\an7}LIKELY TO GO TO THERAPY AS
WOMEN.
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{\an7}WOMEN.
MEN OUT HERE TREATING THERAPY
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{\an7}MEN OUT HERE TREATING THERAPY
LIKE NICK CANNON TREATS CONDOMS.
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{\an7}LIKE NICK CANNON TREATS CONDOMS.
THEY’RE HERE TO HELP YOU, NICK.
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{\an7}THEY’RE HERE TO HELP YOU, NICK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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WHY WON’T YOU USE THEM?
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{\an7}WHY WON’T YOU USE THEM?
GODDAMN IT, NICK!
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{\an7}GODDAMN IT, NICK!
GODDAMN IT!
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{\an7}GODDAMN IT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THE QUESTION IS, WHY WON’T YOU
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{\an7}THE QUESTION IS, WHY WON’T YOU
MEN GO TO THERAPY?
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{\an7}MEN GO TO THERAPY?
I THINK THE SAME REASON YOU
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{\an7}I THINK THE SAME REASON YOU
WON’T EAT A POPSICLE IN FRONT OF
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{\an7}WON’T EAT A POPSICLE IN FRONT OF
ANYBODY, BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED
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{\an7}ANYBODY, BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED
THEY’LL THINK YOU A LITTLE
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{\an7}THEY’LL THINK YOU A LITTLE
BITCH.
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{\an7}BITCH.
>> HERAPY WORKS FOR WOMEN BUT
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{\an7}>> HERAPY WORKS FOR WOMEN BUT
IT DOES NOT WORK FOR MEN.IT DOES NOT WORK FOR MEN.
>> SITTING AROUND TALKING ABOUT
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{\an7}>> SITTING AROUND TALKING ABOUT
YOUR FEELINGS ISN’T GONNA DO
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{\an7}YOUR FEELINGS ISN’T GONNA DO
SHIT FOR YOU.
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{\an7}SHIT FOR YOU.
[BLEEP] HOW YOU FEEL, GO TO THE
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{\an7}[BLEEP] HOW YOU FEEL, GO TO THE
GYM, LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS, BE A
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{\an7}GYM, LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS, BE A
MAN.MAN.
>> THERAPY IS NOT ACTION.
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{\an7}>> THERAPY IS NOT ACTION.
THERAPY IS SITTING AND CRYINGTHERAPY IS SITTING AND CRYING
AND COMPLAINING.
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{\an7}AND COMPLAINING.
IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, YOU GO TO
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{\an7}IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, YOU GO TO
THE GYM, YOU DO SOMETHING, YOU
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{\an7}THE GYM, YOU DO SOMETHING, YOU
DON’T SIT AND CRY ABOUT IT.
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{\an7}DON’T SIT AND CRY ABOUT IT.
[BOOS]
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{\an7}[BOOS]
>> Leslie: EW!
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{\an7}>> Leslie: EW!
ANDREW TATE!
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{\an7}ANDREW TATE!
WEREN’T YOU JUST ARRESTED FOR
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{\an7}WEREN’T YOU JUST ARRESTED FOR
SELLING BITCHES?
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{\an7}SELLING BITCHES?
IF ANYONE NEEDS THERAPY, IT’S
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{\an7}IF ANYONE NEEDS THERAPY, IT’S
THIS NAKED ASS HOTDOG!
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{\an7}THIS NAKED ASS HOTDOG!
SO [BLEEP] OFF!
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{\an7}SO [BLEEP] OFF!
AND WHAT’S THIS "BE A MAN" SHIT?
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{\an7}AND WHAT’S THIS "BE A MAN" SHIT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK BEING A MAN
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{\an7}WHAT DO YOU THINK BEING A MAN
IS?
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{\an7}IS?
CAUSE THAT’S NOT WHAT WOMENCAUSE THAT’S NOT WHAT WOMEN
THINK IT IS!
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{\an7}THINK IT IS!
BEING A MAN MEANS TAKING CARE OF
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{\an7}BEING A MAN MEANS TAKING CARE OF
YOUR MENTAL HEALTH JUST AS MUCH
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{\an7}YOUR MENTAL HEALTH JUST AS MUCH
AS YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR
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{\an7}AS YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR
PHYSICAL HEALTH.
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{\an7}PHYSICAL HEALTH.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THESE DUDES WILL USE EVERYTHINGTHESE DUDES WILL USE EVERYTHING
ELSE FOR THERAPY EXCEPT ACTUAL
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{\an7}ELSE FOR THERAPY EXCEPT ACTUAL
THERAPY.THERAPY.
THEY’RE LIKE, "RUNNING IS MY
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{\an7}THEY’RE LIKE, "RUNNING IS MY
THERAPY."
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{\an7}THERAPY."
NO!
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{\an7}NO!
RUNNING IS RUNNING!
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{\an7}RUNNING IS RUNNING!
THERAPY NEEDS TO BE YOUR
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{\an7}THERAPY NEEDS TO BE YOUR
THERAPY!
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{\an7}THERAPY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
EVERYONE -- I MEAN, EVERYONE I
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{\an7}EVERYONE -- I MEAN, EVERYONE I
KNOW WHO DOES MARATHONS IS
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{\an7}KNOW WHO DOES MARATHONS IS
[BLEEP] UP.
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{\an7}[BLEEP] UP.
IF THEY WERE AT PEACE WITH
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{\an7}IF THEY WERE AT PEACE WITH
THEY WOULDN’T BE RUNNING UNTIL
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{\an7}THEY WOULDN’T BE RUNNING UNTIL
THEY PISSED THEMSELVES.
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{\an7}THEY PISSED THEMSELVES.
THEY’D BE AT HOME WATCHING
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{\an7}THEY’D BE AT HOME WATCHING
NETFLIX LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
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{\an7}NETFLIX LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
BUT WE KNOW WHY MEN THINK THIS
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{\an7}BUT WE KNOW WHY MEN THINK THIS
WAY.
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{\an7}WAY.
CAUSE STARTING FROM A YOUNG AGE,
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{\an7}CAUSE STARTING FROM A YOUNG AGE,
WE TEACH THEM THAT THEY CAN’T
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{\an7}WE TEACH THEM THAT THEY CAN’T
HAVE FEELINGS.
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{\an7}HAVE FEELINGS.
>> WE ARE TAUGHT AT A REALLY
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{\an7}>> WE ARE TAUGHT AT A REALLY
YOUNG AGE: DON’T CRY, HAVE NOYOUNG AGE: DON’T CRY, HAVE NO
FEAR.FEAR.
>> WHEN YOU CRY, DOES IT MAKE
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{\an7}>> WHEN YOU CRY, DOES IT MAKE
YOU FEEL LIKE A FAILURE?
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{\an7}YOU FEEL LIKE A FAILURE?
>> THERE’S THAT -- THAT’S THAT>> THERE’S THAT -- THAT’S THAT
SENSE OF SITTING THERE GOING,
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{\an7}SENSE OF SITTING THERE GOING,
WHY AM I CRYING?
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{\an7}WHY AM I CRYING?
I SHOULDN’T BE CRYING ABOUT
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{\an7}I SHOULDN’T BE CRYING ABOUT
THIS.
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{\an7}THIS.
>> THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS
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{\an7}>> THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS
WITH MY FRIEND, HE LOOKED AT ME,
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{\an7}WITH MY FRIEND, HE LOOKED AT ME,
STARTED CRYING.
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{\an7}STARTED CRYING.
HE JUST SAID, I THINK I JUSTHE JUST SAID, I THINK I JUST
NEED A HUG.
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{\an7}NEED A HUG.
AND WE, I HUGGED HIM ANDAND WE, I HUGGED HIM AND
AFTERWARDS, WE BOTH LOOKED AT
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{\an7}AFTERWARDS, WE BOTH LOOKED AT
EACH OTHER AND WE WERE LIKE,
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{\an7}EACH OTHER AND WE WERE LIKE,
WE’RE NEVER GONNA SAY ANYTHING
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{\an7}WE’RE NEVER GONNA SAY ANYTHING
TO ANYONE.
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{\an7}TO ANYONE.
>> Leslie: THAT SAD!
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{\an7}>> Leslie: THAT SAD!
Y’ALL SEE THAT!
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{\an7}Y’ALL SEE THAT!
Y’ALL SEE WHAT YOU MEN ARE
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{\an7}Y’ALL SEE WHAT YOU MEN ARE
TEACHING THESE BOYS!
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{\an7}TEACHING THESE BOYS!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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{\an7}YOU KNOW WHAT?
I NEED TWO MEN TO HUG RIGHT NOW.
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{\an7}I NEED TWO MEN TO HUG RIGHT NOW.
THAT’S RIGHT!THAT’S RIGHT!
THAT’S RIGHT!
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{\an7}THAT’S RIGHT!
HUG!
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{\an7}HUG!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WHOO!
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{\an7}WHOO!
THIS DESK MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I
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{\an7}THIS DESK MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I
GOT POWER!
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{\an7}GOT POWER!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BUT A HUG?
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{\an7}BUT A HUG?
THAT IS WHAT MEN WANT TO KEEP
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{\an7}THAT IS WHAT MEN WANT TO KEEP
PRIVATE?PRIVATE?
BUT YOU’LL AIRDROP YOURBUT YOU’LL AIRDROP YOUR
DICK PICS TO STRANGERS ON THEDICK PICS TO STRANGERS ON THE
SUBWAY.
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{\an7}SUBWAY.
PRIORITIES, FELLAS!
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{\an7}PRIORITIES, FELLAS!
BUT LOOK, IF MEN’S ISSUES ONLY
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{\an7}BUT LOOK, IF MEN’S ISSUES ONLY
AFFECTED THEMSELVES, I’D STAY
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{\an7}AFFECTED THEMSELVES, I’D STAY
THE HELL OUT OF THEIR BUSINESS.
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{\an7}THE HELL OUT OF THEIR BUSINESS.
BUT THE PROBLEM HERE IS THAT MEN
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{\an7}BUT THE PROBLEM HERE IS THAT MEN
NOT GOING TO THERAPY IS
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{\an7}NOT GOING TO THERAPY IS
AFFECTING WOMEN, OKAY?
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{\an7}AFFECTING WOMEN, OKAY?
DEPRESSED MEN ARE MORE LIKELY TO
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{\an7}DEPRESSED MEN ARE MORE LIKELY TO
COMMIT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, THEY
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{\an7}COMMIT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, THEY
ARE MORE LIKELY TO COMMIT ABUSE,
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{\an7}ARE MORE LIKELY TO COMMIT ABUSE,
PLACE, INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE
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{\an7}PLACE, INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE
THERAPIST, THEY USING DATES LIKETHERAPIST, THEY USING DATES LIKE
THERAPY!
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{\an7}THERAPY!
YEAH.YEAH.
YEAH.
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{\an7}YEAH.
EVERY WOMAN IN HERE KNOWS WHAT
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{\an7}EVERY WOMAN IN HERE KNOWS WHAT
I’M TALKING ABOUT!
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{\an7}I’M TALKING ABOUT!
SOME DUDE YOU JUST MET ON TINDER
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{\an7}SOME DUDE YOU JUST MET ON TINDER
TELLING YOU ABOUT HOW HIS DAD
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{\an7}TELLING YOU ABOUT HOW HIS DAD
LOVES HIS BROTHER MORE.
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{\an7}LOVES HIS BROTHER MORE.
WELL, GIVE ME YOUR BROTHER’S
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{\an7}WELL, GIVE ME YOUR BROTHER’S
NUMBER THEN!
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{\an7}NUMBER THEN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
MAYBE I’LL LIKE HIM BETTER, TOO!
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{\an7}MAYBE I’LL LIKE HIM BETTER, TOO!
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT MAKING ME
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{\an7}BECAUSE THIS IS NOT MAKING ME
HORNY!
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{\an7}HORNY!
YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD TALK TO
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{\an7}YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD TALK TO
SOMEONE, BUT A PROFESSIONAL, NOTSOMEONE, BUT A PROFESSIONAL, NOT
ME.
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{\an7}ME.
AND WHAT’S SO MESSED UP, IS EVEN
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{\an7}AND WHAT’S SO MESSED UP, IS EVEN
IF THE DATE GOES WELL, GUESS
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{\an7}IF THE DATE GOES WELL, GUESS
WHAT!
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{\an7}WHAT!
MEN WITH DEPRESSION ARE TWICE AS
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{\an7}MEN WITH DEPRESSION ARE TWICE AS
LIKELY TO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH
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{\an7}LIKELY TO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH
THEIR DICK!
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{\an7}THEIR DICK!
WHICH SHOULDN’T BE A SURPRISE.WHICH SHOULDN’T BE A SURPRISE.
IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED, YOU’RE
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{\an7}IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED, YOU’RE
DICK’S GONNA BE SAD, TOO.
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{\an7}DICK’S GONNA BE SAD, TOO.
[LAUGHS]
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{\an7}[LAUGHS]
IF YOU’RE WALKING AROUND
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{\an7}IF YOU’RE WALKING AROUND
MISERABLE, YOUR DICK IS ALSO
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{\an7}MISERABLE, YOUR DICK IS ALSO
GONNA BE LIKE, "SWING LOW, SWEET
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{\an7}GONNA BE LIKE, "SWING LOW, SWEET
CHARIOT...
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{\an7}CHARIOT...
NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I’VE
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{\an7}NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I’VE
SEEN..."
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{\an7}SEEN..."
IF YOU LIKE THOSE SONGS, YOU CAN
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{\an7}IF YOU LIKE THOSE SONGS, YOU CAN
CHECK OUT MY PLAYLIST, "SAD BE
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{\an7}CHECK OUT MY PLAYLIST, "SAD BE
28" -- SAD DICK
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{\an7}28" -- SAD DICK
ON SPOTIFY.ON SPOTIFY.
SO LONG STORY SHORT, MEN:
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{\an7}SO LONG STORY SHORT, MEN:
GO TO THERAPY!GO TO THERAPY!
PLEASE!
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{\an7}PLEASE!
IT’S OKAY!IT’S OKAY!
ALL RIGHT.
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{\an7}ALL RIGHT.
STAY TUNED BECAUSE COMING UP ISSTAY TUNED BECAUSE COMING UP IS
CHARLAMAGNE!
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{\an7}CHARLAMAGNE!
AND WE ARE GOING TO SEE WHAT HE
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{\an7}AND WE ARE GOING TO SEE WHAT HE
THINKS ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
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{\an7}THINKS ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
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{\an7}WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Leslie: WELCOME BACK TO
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{\an7}>> Leslie: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW"!
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{\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW"!
MY GUEST TODAY IS A RADIO LEGEND
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{\an7}MY GUEST TODAY IS A RADIO LEGEND
AND AUTHOR AND LEADING VOICE INAND AUTHOR AND LEADING VOICE IN
MENTAL HEALTH DISCUSSION.
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{\an7}MENTAL HEALTH DISCUSSION.
YOU KNOW HIM FROM
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{\an7}YOU KNOW HIM FROM
"THE BREAKFAST CLUB" ON THE
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{\an7}"THE BREAKFAST CLUB" ON THE
iHEARTRADIO.
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{\an7}iHEARTRADIO.
PLEASE WELCOME
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{\an7}PLEASE WELCOME
CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD!
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{\an7}CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪
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{\an7}♪
>> WHAT UP, LESLIE?
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{\an7}>> WHAT UP, LESLIE?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WHAT’S HAPPENING, WHAT’S
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{\an7}WHAT’S HAPPENING, WHAT’S
HAPPENING, WHAT’S HAPPENING?
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{\an7}HAPPENING, WHAT’S HAPPENING?
HEY!
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{\an7}HEY!
WHAT UP, LESLIE?
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{\an7}WHAT UP, LESLIE?
>> Leslie: MAN, WE HAVE NEVER
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{\an7}>> Leslie: MAN, WE HAVE NEVER
GOT TO ACTUALLY MEET.
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{\an7}GOT TO ACTUALLY MEET.
WE’VE BEEN IN THE SAME PLACES,WE’VE BEEN IN THE SAME PLACES,
WE CROSSED PATHS.
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{\an7}WE CROSSED PATHS.
HAVE WE EVER MET?
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{\an7}HAVE WE EVER MET?
>> WE SAID HI TO EACH OTHER
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{\an7}>> WE SAID HI TO EACH OTHER
BACKSTAGE AT "SNL."
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{\an7}BACKSTAGE AT "SNL."
>> Leslie: YES, BABY.
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{\an7}>> Leslie: YES, BABY.
I AM SO GLAD TO FINALLY GET TO
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{\an7}I AM SO GLAD TO FINALLY GET TO
TALK TO YOU.TALK TO YOU.
>> YOU LOOK VERY AT HOME HERE.
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{\an7}>> YOU LOOK VERY AT HOME HERE.
>> Leslie: THANK YOU VERY
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{\an7}>> Leslie: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.MUCH.
>> ABSOLUTELY.>> ABSOLUTELY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Leslie: I’M TRYING.
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{\an7}>> Leslie: I’M TRYING.
>> I MUST SAY, HAVING A
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{\an7}>> I MUST SAY, HAVING A
DEPRESSED DICK PLAYLIST IS NUTS.DEPRESSED DICK PLAYLIST IS NUTS.
JESUS CHRIST.
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{\an7}JESUS CHRIST.
>> Leslie: WOULD YOU PLAY IT
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{\an7}>> Leslie: WOULD YOU PLAY IT
ON THE SHOW IS THE QUESTION?
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{\an7}ON THE SHOW IS THE QUESTION?
>> IT WOULD BE SOFT AND SUBTLE.
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{\an7}>> IT WOULD BE SOFT AND SUBTLE.
[LAUGHTER]
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{\an7}[LAUGHTER]
>> Leslie: WELL, OKAY, LET’S
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{\an7}>> Leslie: WELL, OKAY, LET’S
JUST GET INTO IT.
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{\an7}JUST GET INTO IT.
NOW I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ME,
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{\an7}NOW I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ME,
WHY DO YOU THINK MEN ARE SO
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{\an7}WHY DO YOU THINK MEN ARE SO
SCARED OF THERAPY?
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{\an7}SCARED OF THERAPY?
>> OH, MAN, I THINK IT IS
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{\an7}>> OH, MAN, I THINK IT IS
SOCIETAL, YOU KNOW?
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{\an7}SOCIETAL, YOU KNOW?
FOR ME, IT CAME FROM MY FATHER,
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{\an7}FOR ME, IT CAME FROM MY FATHER,
BECAUSE MY FATHER, HE WENT TO
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{\an7}BECAUSE MY FATHER, HE WENT TO
THERAPY TWO OR THREE TIMES A
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{\an7}THERAPY TWO OR THREE TIMES A
WEEK, AND MY FATHER, HE WAS ON
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{\an7}WEEK, AND MY FATHER, HE WAS ON
TEN TO 12 DIFFERENT MEDICATIONSTEN TO 12 DIFFERENT MEDICATIONS
FOR HIS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES BUT
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{\an7}FOR HIS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES BUT
HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
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{\an7}HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
I DIDN’T FIND THAT OUT UNTIL
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{\an7}I DIDN’T FIND THAT OUT UNTIL
NOVEMBER OF 2018 AFTER I WROTE A
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{\an7}NOVEMBER OF 2018 AFTER I WROTE A
BOOK ABOUT IT AND AFTER I
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{\an7}BOOK ABOUT IT AND AFTER I
STARTED DISCUSSING MY OWN
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{\an7}STARTED DISCUSSING MY OWN
ISSUES.
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{\an7}ISSUES.
I REMEMBER ASKING MY MOM, LIKE,
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{\an7}I REMEMBER ASKING MY MOM, LIKE,
MOM, DID YOU KNOW DAD WAS GOING
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{\an7}MOM, DID YOU KNOW DAD WAS GOING
THROUGH ALL OF THAT?THROUGH ALL OF THAT?
SHE SAID, I THOUGHT HE WAS
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{\an7}SHE SAID, I THOUGHT HE WAS
PLAYING CRAZY TO GET A CHECK.
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{\an7}PLAYING CRAZY TO GET A CHECK.
THAT IS WHAT THEY DID IN THE
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{\an7}THAT IS WHAT THEY DID IN THE
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, THEY
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{\an7}STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, THEY
WOULD GIVE HIM A CHECK BECAUSE
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{\an7}WOULD GIVE HIM A CHECK BECAUSE
THEY COULDN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT HE
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{\an7}THEY COULDN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT HE
WAS GOING THROUGH.
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{\an7}WAS GOING THROUGH.
I WAS LIKE, I WAS DEALING WITHI WAS LIKE, I WAS DEALING WITH
ANXIETY MY WHOLE LIFE, DEALING
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{\an7}ANXIETY MY WHOLE LIFE, DEALING
WITH BOUTS OF DEPRESSION.
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{\an7}WITH BOUTS OF DEPRESSION.
IF HE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT
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{\an7}IF HE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT
BACK THEN, THEN I WOULD’VE HAD
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{\an7}BACK THEN, THEN I WOULD’VE HAD
THE TOOLS MUCH, MUCH EARLIER.
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{\an7}THE TOOLS MUCH, MUCH EARLIER.
BUT WHAT I DO, I LEARNED THIS
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{\an7}BUT WHAT I DO, I LEARNED THIS
FROM MY THERAPIST, YOU GOT TO
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{\an7}FROM MY THERAPIST, YOU GOT TO
GIVE YOUR PARENTS GRACE.
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{\an7}GIVE YOUR PARENTS GRACE.
YOU GOT TO GIVE YOUR PARENTS
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{\an7}YOU GOT TO GIVE YOUR PARENTS
GRACE.
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{\an7}GRACE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU’VE GOT TO GIVE THEM GRACE
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{\an7}YOU’VE GOT TO GIVE THEM GRACE
BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING THE BEST
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{\an7}BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING THE BEST
THEY COULD WITH WHAT THEY HAD,
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{\an7}THEY COULD WITH WHAT THEY HAD,
LIKE, WE TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT
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{\an7}LIKE, WE TAKE FOR GRANTED THAT
WE ARE THE FIRST GENERATION THAT
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{\an7}WE ARE THE FIRST GENERATION THAT
HAS THE LUXURY OF HEALING.
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{\an7}HAS THE LUXURY OF HEALING.
THAT GENERATION, THEY WERE
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{\an7}THAT GENERATION, THEY WERE
SCRATCHING AND SURVIVING.
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{\an7}SCRATCHING AND SURVIVING.
>> Leslie: ABSOLUTELY.
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{\an7}>> Leslie: ABSOLUTELY.
>> LISTEN, I LOVE MY FATHER.
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{\an7}>> LISTEN, I LOVE MY FATHER.
I LOVE HIM TO DEATH BUT I SAW
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{\an7}I LOVE HIM TO DEATH BUT I SAW
MYSELF TURNING INTO HIM.
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{\an7}MYSELF TURNING INTO HIM.
AND I SAW MYSELF, YOU KNOW,
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{\an7}AND I SAW MYSELF, YOU KNOW,
REALLY INDULGING IN THE DRUGS,
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{\an7}REALLY INDULGING IN THE DRUGS,
REALLY INDULGING IN THE ALCOHOL,REALLY INDULGING IN THE ALCOHOL,
REALLY INDULGING IN OTHER WOMEN,
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{\an7}REALLY INDULGING IN OTHER WOMEN,
NOT TREATING MY WOMAN THE WAY I
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{\an7}NOT TREATING MY WOMAN THE WAY I
NEEDED TO.
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{\an7}NEEDED TO.
I WAS LIKE, YO, FOR SOMEBODYI WAS LIKE, YO, FOR SOMEBODY
THAT I THOUGHT I RESENTED
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{\an7}THAT I THOUGHT I RESENTED
BECAUSE OF HOW I SAW HIM
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{\an7}BECAUSE OF HOW I SAW HIM
TREATING MY MOM, I AM BECOMING
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{\an7}TREATING MY MOM, I AM BECOMING
JUST LIKE HIM.
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{\an7}JUST LIKE HIM.
>> Leslie: DO YOU THINK THAT
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{\an7}>> Leslie: DO YOU THINK THAT
IS WHY BLACK MEN DON’T TALKIS WHY BLACK MEN DON’T TALK
ABOUT THERAPY?ABOUT THERAPY?
THEY FEEL LIKE THEY ARE
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{\an7}THEY FEEL LIKE THEY ARE
SNATCHING ON THEMSELVES?
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{\an7}SNATCHING ON THEMSELVES?
>> [LAUGHS]
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{\an7}>> [LAUGHS]
I THINK WE JUST DON’T BEI THINK WE JUST DON’T BE
HAVING THE TOOLS, WE DON’T BE
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{\an7}HAVING THE TOOLS, WE DON’T BE
HAVING THE RESOURCES.
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{\an7}HAVING THE RESOURCES.
I THINK WE HAVE IT NOW BECAUSE
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{\an7}I THINK WE HAVE IT NOW BECAUSE
WE ARE HAVING MOREWE ARE HAVING MORE
CONVERSATIONS.
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{\an7}CONVERSATIONS.
[APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[APPLAUSE]
>> Leslie: SO WHAT WOULD YOU
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{\an7}>> Leslie: SO WHAT WOULD YOU
SAY RIGHT NOW, WHAT WILL BE THE
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{\an7}SAY RIGHT NOW, WHAT WILL BE THE
THING THAT YOU WOULD TELL RIGHTTHING THAT YOU WOULD TELL RIGHT
NOW TO TELL MEN TO GO TO
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{\an7}NOW TO TELL MEN TO GO TO
THERAPY?
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{\an7}THERAPY?
WHAT WILL BE YOURWHAT WILL BE YOUR
INSPIRATIONAL -- WHAT WOULD YOU
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{\an7}INSPIRATIONAL -- WHAT WOULD YOU
SAY TO ALL THE MEN RIGHT NOW?
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{\an7}SAY TO ALL THE MEN RIGHT NOW?
>> I WOULD SAY, THE LIFE YOU
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{\an7}>> I WOULD SAY, THE LIFE YOU
SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN.
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{\an7}SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN.
BECAUSE I SAW WHAT YOU WERE
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{\an7}BECAUSE I SAW WHAT YOU WERE
SAYING ABOUT MEN AND BEING
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{\an7}SAYING ABOUT MEN AND BEING
VIOLENT, YEAH, I THINK WE DO A
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{\an7}VIOLENT, YEAH, I THINK WE DO A
LOT OF PROJECTING.
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{\an7}LOT OF PROJECTING.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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{\an7}YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I THINK WE HAVEN’T DEALT WITHI THINK WE HAVEN’T DEALT WITH
OUR PAIN, WE HAVEN’T DEALT WITH
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{\an7}OUR PAIN, WE HAVEN’T DEALT WITH
OUR HURT, SO WE END UP
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{\an7}OUR HURT, SO WE END UP
PROJECTING THAT PAIN AND THAT
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{\an7}PROJECTING THAT PAIN AND THAT
HURT ONTO OTHER PEOPLE.
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{\an7}HURT ONTO OTHER PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW?
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{\an7}YOU KNOW?
AND THERAPY IS REALLY JUST ONE
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{\an7}AND THERAPY IS REALLY JUST ONE
PART OF IT.
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{\an7}PART OF IT.
I GOT A GOOD FRIEND, I GOT TO
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{\an7}I GOT A GOOD FRIEND, I GOT TO
SALUTE HER, HER NAME IS DEBBIESALUTE HER, HER NAME IS DEBBIE
BROWN.
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{\an7}BROWN.
DEBBIE ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT
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{\an7}DEBBIE ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT
THERAPY WILL GIVE YOU THE
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{\an7}THERAPY WILL GIVE YOU THE
LANGUAGE AND GIVE YOU THE
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{\an7}LANGUAGE AND GIVE YOU THE
UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT YOU ARE
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{\an7}UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT YOU ARE
GOING THROUGH BUT YOU ACTUALLY
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{\an7}GOING THROUGH BUT YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE TO GO OUT AND DO THINGS
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{\an7}HAVE TO GO OUT AND DO THINGS
THAT HELP YOU HEAL.THAT HELP YOU HEAL.
YOU KNOW?
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{\an7}YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE IT IS ONE THING TO BE
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{\an7}BECAUSE IT IS ONE THING TO BE
ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT.ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO
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{\an7}BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO
ACTUALLY HEAL WHAT YOU ARE
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{\an7}ACTUALLY HEAL WHAT YOU ARE
DEALING WITH?
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{\an7}DEALING WITH?
IF WE DON’T ACTUALLY DEAL WITH
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{\an7}IF WE DON’T ACTUALLY DEAL WITH
OUR ISSUES AND ACTUALLY SEEK
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{\an7}OUR ISSUES AND ACTUALLY SEEK
SOME HEALING, WE JUST GOING TO
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{\an7}SOME HEALING, WE JUST GOING TO
KEEP PROJECTING THAT PAIN AND
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{\an7}KEEP PROJECTING THAT PAIN AND
HURT ON OTHER PEOPLE.
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{\an7}HURT ON OTHER PEOPLE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Leslie: AMEN.
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{\an7}>> Leslie: AMEN.
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU RIGHT NOW.
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{\an7}I AM SO PROUD OF YOU RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
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{\an7}ALL RIGHT.
WE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK BUT WEWE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK BUT WE
WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
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{\an7}WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> THANK YOU, LESLIE.
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{\an7}>> THANK YOU, LESLIE.
♪
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{\an7}♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Leslie: WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW
FOR TONIGHT BUT BEFORE WE GO:
AND THAT'S IT FOR ME THIS WEEK.
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I HAD A GREAT TIME.
THANK YOU, GUYS, FOR LAUGHING AT
MY JOKES AND MAKING ME FEEL SO
WELCOME!
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IF YOU MISS ME -- THANK YOU SO
MUCH.
IF YOU MISS ME, YOU CAN LISTEN
TO MY PODCAST CALLED THE [BLEEP]
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WITH LESLIE JONES AND I WILL BE
ON TOUR SOON, SO IF YOU WANT TO
FIND DATES, THEY ARE ON MY
INSTAGRAM, CHECK THEM OUT.
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BUT MAKE SURE THAT Y'ALL STICK
AROUND BECAUSE NEXT WEEK, YOUR
HOST IS GOING TO BE WANDA SYKES!
YES!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
NOW HERE IS YOUR "MOMENT¶¶¶¶
"MOMENT OF ZEN."
WE WILL FIND OUT SHORTLY.
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THE FA CUP WINNERS, AND THE
STUDIO TONIGHT, WASN'T EXPECTING
THAT NOISE.
[LAUGHS]
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THE COVERAGE ALONGSIDE STEVE
BAUER.
ALLEN?
♪