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Tommy:
INFORMATION OFFICER'S LOG.
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LAST TIME ON
3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN,
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DICK WAS UPSET WHEN MARY
DECIDED TO GO TO BORNEO
FOR A YEAR.
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WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT BORNEO?
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HE LATER HAD A HORRIBLE
NIGHTMARE ABOUT TELLING MARY
THE TRUTH THAT HE'S AN ALIEN.
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AND, HAVING NEVER
DREAMT BEFORE,
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- DICK THOUGHT HE WAS
LOSING HIS MIND.
- MARY!
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TO CALM HIM DOWN,
A DOCTOR PRESCRIBED
TRANQUILIZERS.
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DICK QUICKLY BECAME ADDICTED
AND LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY.
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NOT KNOWING
WHAT TO DO,
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WE TRIED TO CONTACT
THE BIG, GIANT HEAD
FOR PERMISSION
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TO RETURN TO THE HOME PLANET
FOR MAINTENANCE.
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SALLY ALSO DREAMT
FOR THE FIRST TIME
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AND BECAME CONVINCED
THAT SHE HAD KILLED DON.
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( '50s rock music playing )
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- DON? DON?
WHERE'S DON?
- SALLY.
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OH, DON!
I DIDN'T KILL YOU?
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I DIDN'T KILL YOU!
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NO, YOU JUST
EMASCULATED ME.
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- I'VE GOT TO SEE SOMETHING.
- SALLY!
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NO FEATHERS.
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OH-- OH, MY GOD.
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SALLY, UH, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO CALM DOWN.
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OH, DON'T YOU SEE, DON?
YOU'RE ALIVE, WHICH MEANS
IT'S MY BRAIN,
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MY SICK, TWISTED BRAIN.
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I COULD BE CAPABLE
OF ANYTHING.
ANYTHING AT ALL!
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( gasps )
THERE'S ONLY ONE HOPE, DON.
I'VE GOT TO GET ON THE PILL.
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UM, THIS ISN'T HOW
I EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN,
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BUT HEY.
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DICK'S ON THE PILL,
AND IT SEEMS TO BE
WORKING FOR HIM.
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OKAY, YOU LOST ME
AGAIN.
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UH, I'LL CALL YOU WHEN
I'M NOT MYSELF ANYMORE.
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OKAY, SO SHE'S CRAZY,
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BUT SHE'S GOT LEGS
UP TO HER FACE!
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- I LOVE TV.
- MMM, ME TOO.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TURN IT ON?
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IT'S EVEN BETTER ON.
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OH, MAN.
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THE HIGH COMMANDER
AND THE LIEUTENANT
ARE INCAPACITATED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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THE INFORMATION OFFICER
TAKES OVER, AND THAT'S ME.
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PERMISSION TO SPEAK,
HIGH COMMANDER.
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- PERMISSION GRANTED.
- WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL
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JUST TAKE THIS MISSION,
ROLL IT UP AND STICK IT--
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INCOMING MESSAGE
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FROM THE BIG,
GIANT HEAD.
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“YOUR REQUEST TO RETURN HOME
FOR EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE
HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED."
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- YES!
- "THE TIME-SPACE PORTAL WILL
OPEN TOMORROW EVENING
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( imitating electronic voice )
BETWEEN 8:51
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AND 8:53 P.M.
EARTH TIME.
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ON YOUR JOURNEY HOME,
WE WILL BE SHOWING TIN CUP,
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STARRING KEVIN COSTNER
AND RENE RUSSO.”
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WELL, THAT SETTLES IT.
WE'RE GOING.
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“THE BIG, GIANT HEAD
LOOKS FORWARD TO READING
YOUR COMPREHENSIVE REPORT
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ON THE HISTORY
OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION.”
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OH, NO.
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( bell ringing )
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- TOMMY.
- MISS FROST.
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- YOU MISSED CLASS TODAY.
- I-- YEAH, I DID.
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THAT'S SO UNLIKE YOU.
YOU'RE USUALLY THE FIRST
TO COME AND THE LAST TO LEAVE.
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YEAH.
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MISS FROST,
I'M GONNA BE TRANSFERRING
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TO ANOTHER, UH,
DISTRICT SOON,
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BUT, UM, BEFORE I DO,
I WAS JUST WONDERING
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IF YOU WANTED
TO TAKE ME UP ON MY OFFER.
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YOU MEAN, YOUR OFFER
TO LET ME BE THE ONE TO
USHER YOU INTO MANHOOD?
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- THE OFFER STILL STANDS.
- THANK YOU, NO.
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I'M WEARIN' HER DOWN.
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TOMMY, HOW'S
THE REPORT COMING?
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I'M JUST PUTTING
THE FINISHING TOUCHES
ON IT NOW.
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MAN, AM I GONNA BE GLAD
TO GET THIS THING
OFF MY SHOES.
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( door opens, shuts )
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( animals chittering )
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( lion growls )
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- ( screams )
- ( roaring )
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( bell ringing )
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Sally's voice, echoing:
TOMMY!
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- Dicks's voice: HELP!
- Sally's voice:
HELP ME, TOMMY!
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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING.
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( voices continue faintly )
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Sally:
TOMMY, HELP US!
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( cries out, grunting )
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Sally's voice:
OVER HERE AND HELP US!
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- HELP ME!
- Harry's voice:
HELP US!
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Dick, Sally together:
JUMP, TOMMY! JUMP!
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- Dick: YOU CAN DO IT!
- Sally: COME ON, TOMMY!
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( grunts )
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Dick's voice:
HELP US, TOMMY!
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Sally's voice:
TOMMY, COME ON!
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( woman vocalizing )
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Dick's voice:
THERE HE IS.
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( shouting indistinctly )
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Dick:
RIGHT OVER HERE, TOMMY!
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HELP US, TOMMY!
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♪ BALI HAI ♪
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- ♪ MAY CALL YOU ♪
- Dick: OH, NOT GOOD.
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- ♪ ANY NIGHT ♪
- Sally: TOMMY!
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- ♪ ANY DAY ♪
- Dick: COME ON, NOW!
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- ♪ IN YOUR HEART ♪
- Dick: YOU CAN'T
LET THIS HAPPEN.
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STOP IT!
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- ♪ WILL TELL YOU ♪
- COME ON!
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♪ COME AWAY ♪
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♪ COME AWAY ♪
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♪ BALI HAI ♪
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♪ WILL WHISPER ♪
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♪ ON THE WIND ♪
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♪ OF THE SEA ♪
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- TOMMY!
- ♪ HERE AM I ♪
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♪ YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND ♪
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♪ COME TO ME ♪
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♪ COME TO ME ♪
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- DON'T DO IT, TOMMY!
- ♪ BALI HAI ♪
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♪ BALI HAI ♪
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♪ BALI HAI. ♪
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( both screaming )
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- Harry: TOMMY!
- ( screaming )
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OH, DICK, SALLY!
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IT'S HAPPENING TO ME TOO!
I'M FALLING APART
AT THE SEAMS!
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OH, THIS CHAIR
FEELS ALL SOFT
ON MY BOTTOM.
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WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?
THIS IS SERIOUS!
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR SERIOUS THINGS?
ONE OF THOSE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, TOMMY.
DON'T DO IT.
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LOOK, TOMMY.
LOOK HOW PRETTY THEY ARE.
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AND THEY HAVE A LINE
DOWN THE MIDDLE WHERE YOU
CAN BREAK THEM IN HALF.
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- SO YOU CAN TAKE HALF?
- NO, SO YOU CAN TAKE
ONE AND A HALF.
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NO, TOMMY,
YOU GOT TO BE STRONG.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. AS ACTING
HIGH COMMANDER, I ORDER YOU
TO TURN OVER THE PILLS.
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OH, HE THINKS
HE'S HIGH COMMANDER.
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THAT'S SO CUTE.
LET'S GIVE HIM A SALUTE.
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HARRY,
GET RID OF 'EM!
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NO, NOT THAT WAY!
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TOMMY, HARRY,
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I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR GETTING US
OFF THAT PILL.
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- OH, YOU FEEL BETTER?
- OH, I FEEL HORRIBLE.
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BUT AT LEAST I FEEL.
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WELL, WE JUST HAVE
TO KEEP IT TOGETHER
FOR A FEW MORE HOURS.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- WHILE WE WERE “OUT,”
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TOMMY GOT A HOLD
OF THE BIG, GIANT HEAD.
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- WE LEAVE TONIGHT AT 8:53.
- LAST CHANCE FOR ICE CREAM.
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- WHEN ARE WE COMING BACK?
- I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T ASK.
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WHO KNOWS?
THE SERVICE DEPARTMENT'S
ALWAYS BACKED UP.
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YEP. THEY'LL PROBABLY
HAVE TO SEND OUT FOR PARTS.
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COULD BE A WEEK,
COULD BE A YEAR,
COULD BE 200 YEARS.
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- WHAT ABOUT MARY?
- OH, SHE'LL BE DEAD.
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( gasps )
I CAN'T LEAVE HER
WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE.
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- WAIT!
DICK, THERE ISN'T TIME.
- SURE, THERE IS.
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NO, LISTEN,
I KNOW YOU, DICK.
YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE,
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YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL
OOEY-GOOEY, AND YOU'LL
MISS THE TRANSPORT.
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THAT IS SUCH
A LIE!
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WELL, REMEMBER ONE THING:
HARRY IS THE TRANSMITTER,
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AND HE'S COMING
WITH US, OKAY?
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SO WITHOUT HIM,
YOU'D BE STRANDED
HERE FOREVER.
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DON'T WORRY.
I'M GONNA STEEL
MYSELF UP,
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MARCH IN THERE,
AND JUST DO
THE HEADLINES--
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“LOVE YA, MISS YA,
GOOD-BYE.”
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AND MAYBE A LITTLE
SECOND-BASE ACTION,
BUT THAT'S IT.
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HELLO, MARY.
I CAME BY TO SAY
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I WILL MISS YOU
TERRIBLY.
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REALLY?
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I SHOULD KNOW?
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YES. I CARE
ABOUT YOU DEEPLY
AND I LOVE YOU.
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OF COURSE.
DO YOU MIND IF I PACK?
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( yelps )
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- WHAT?
- NOTHING.
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I BIT MY FIST.
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IN CONCLUSION,
I'LL ALWAYS CARRY
A LOCKET OF YOUR DNA,
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AND YOU'LL BE GLAD
TO KNOW THAT THE VISION
OF YOUR NAKED BODY
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WILL BE WITH ME
FOR ALL TIME.
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WELL, I GUESS THERE'S
NOTHING ELSE TO SAY
BUT GOOD BYE.
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- GOOD BYE, DICK.
- GOOD BYE, MARY.
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I'M WALKING AWAY NOW.
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NO.
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NO, THIS IS NOT
HOW IT ENDS.
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THIS HAS BEEN A LONG
AND DIFFICULT JOURNEY,
AND IT WILL NOT END THIS WAY.
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THERE WILL BE
NO TEPID FAREWELLS
FOR US.
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I NEED YOU, MARY--
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YOUR EYES, YOUR FACE,
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YOUR EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY--
ESPECIALLY YOUR CRANNY.
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YOU ARE MARY WORLD,
AND I LOVE MARY WORLD.
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IT'S THE HAPPIEST
PLACE ON EARTH.
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OH, COME ON, MARY!
LET'S TAKE A SPIN
ON THOSE TEACUPS!
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- I DON'T WANT TO GO!
- I DON'T WANT TO GO EITHER!
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- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- UH, NOWHERE.
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MAYBE I AM
LOSING MY MIND,
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BUT WHILE THERE'S
A LITTLE LEFT,
I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
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- MARRY ME?
- SURE, I'LL MARRY YOU.
WE'LL BE SO HAPPY.
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THIS IS SO GREAT!
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I KNOW!
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- HE'S LATE.
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO LEAVE HIM BEHIND.
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NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND.
NOT ON MY WATCH.
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- THEN WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
- WELL, 20 FEET OF ROPE
AND A BLUNT OBJECT.
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THERE'S ROPE IN THE BASEMENT.
LET'S GO GET IT.
HARRY, YOU KEEP PACKING,
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AND DON'T FALL ASLEEP
ON THE JOB.
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“I'M MISS BOSSY.
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I GET TO TELL EVERYBODY
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WHAT TO DO.”
( yawning )
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT VERY FEW
COMPLAINTS SO FAR ♪
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ HOPE YOU'RE AS HAPPY
WHEREVER YOU ARE ♪
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♪ I GOT THE BLUE SKY ♪
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♪ EVERY MORNIN' ♪
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♪ A BIG, YELLOW MOON
AT NIGHT ♪
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♪ I ALWAYS DO
WHATEVER I WANT TO ♪
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♪ AND EVERYTHING I DO ♪
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♪ IT ALWAYS
TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ MAN, I WOULD NOT
CHANGE A THING ♪
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Female chorus:
♪ LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME ♪
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LIFE HAS
BEEN GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING ♪
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♪ IN EVERY LIFE ♪
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♪ A LITTLE RAIN
MUST SURELY FALL ♪
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♪ I'M HERE TO SAY ♪
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♪ THAT THERE'S A RAINBOW ♪
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♪ JUST AROUND EVERY CORNER ♪
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ WELL, I ADMIT
I'VE HAD A BALL ♪
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Female chorus:
♪ LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME ♪
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- ( laughing )
- ♪ LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ I NEVER WORRY 'BOUT ♪
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♪ NOTHIN' AT ALL ♪
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♪ I GOT SOME GOOD FRIENDS ♪
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♪ THEY ADORE ME ♪
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♪ AND KNOW HOW
TO TREAT ME RIGHT ♪
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♪ I GOT A GOOD GAL
WAITIN' FOR ME ♪
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♪ I'VE WON EVERY FIGHT
I'VE BEEN IN ♪
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♪ AND IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT ♪
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♪ THAT I WAS RIGHT ♪
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AH.
♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY ♪
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME ♪
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Female chorus:
♪ LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD ♪
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN
GOOD TO ME ♪
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♪ LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD. ♪
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THANKS, MRS. DUBCEK.
I WOULDN'T ASK YOU
TO LET ME IN
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IF I DIDN'T THINK
SALLY REALLY NEEDED HELP.
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YOU KNOW, I USED TO DATE
A POLICE OFFICER.
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MAYBE YOU KNOW HIM--
TEDDY RUBINO.
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HE'S THE GUY WHOSE WIFE
PUT A SLUG IN HIM
FOR FOOLING AROUND.
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DEAR GOD!
STAND BACK.
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- I'M AFRAID HE'S DEAD.
- ( gasps )
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- ARE YOU SURE?
- OF COURSE I'M SURE.
I'M A COP.
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- HI, DON.
- ( gasps )
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DAMN IT, I GOT TO LEARN
HOW TO TAKE A PULSE.
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- DON.
- SALLY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
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HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
LISTEN, HARRY,
GET A HAMMER.
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- TOMMY, GET THE SACK.
I'LL GET THE STRING CHEESE.
- “STRING CHEESE”?
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OH, GOD, I'M STARVING!
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I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST.
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TO DICK AND MARY.
MAY YOU BOTH BE
AS HAPPY AS I AM.
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UH...
( clears throat )
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DICK, COULD I SPEAK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
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SALLY, UH, SURE.
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EXCUSE ME.
UH, DON'T GET MARRIED
WITHOUT ME.
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OH, I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
I WAS-- I WAS GONNA CALL.
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OH, CUT THE CRAP, DICK.
LISTEN, YOU'RE A MESS.
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
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- WE'RE GOING HOME.
- THIS IS MY HOME.
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- WHAT?
- MARY AND I
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
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WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT,
WILLIS?
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I'VE MADE MY DECISION.
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I'D RATHER DIE HERE
WITH MARY THAN RISK
LOSING HER FOREVER.
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OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE THE HIGH
COMMANDER,
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AND WE RESPECT
YOUR DECISION.
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- GET HIM!
- ( all clamoring )
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- WHAT THE HELL?
- OH, UH, HELLO, MARY.
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DON'T WORRY.
THE “BESACKING” OF THE GROOM
IS A TIME-HONORED TRADITION.
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WHAT KIND OF TRADITION?
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I'M GONNA GO
WITH “JEWISH.”
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OKAY.
DICK, WE HAVE TO GO.
WE HAVE GUESTS.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- DICK, ARE YOU SURE,
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ABSOLUTELY SURE
YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO THE PARTY?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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WELL, THIS IS
GOOD BYE, THEN.
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IT'S JUST CAKE AND CHAMPAGNE.
HE'LL BE HOME IN HALF AN HOUR.
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OH, YEAH. TRUE.
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- SO I'LL SEE YOU
IN A HALF AN HOUR.
- SOUNDS GOOD.
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PICK UP SOME MILK
ON THE WAY HOME, HMM?
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I WILL.
I PROMISE.
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- I'LL BE AT THE MALL
IF YOU NEED ME.
- DON'T STAY LONG.
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IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT,
AND I WORRY.
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COME TO THE STORE,
DICK.
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OUR COUPONS ARE
IN YOUR CAR.
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THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN
IN YOUR CAR!
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
HE'S JUST GETTING MARRIED.
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OH, YEAH.
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WELL, WE GOT TO GO.
THE STORE CLOSES AT 8:53.
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GOOD BYE!
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WILL THEY BE
LIVING WITH US?
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00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,468
I NEVER DREAMED I'D SEE
THE DAY DR. ALBRIGHT
SETTLED DOWN.
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MARY HASN'T
SETTLED DOWN.
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SHE'S JUST SETTLED.
( laughing )
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I KNOW THIS SOUNDS
STRANGE,
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BUT I HAD A DREAM
YOU ASKED ME
TO MARRY YOU.
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- YOU HAD A WHAT?
- A DREAM.
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I WAS DROWNING
IN A SWIMMING POOL,
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AND MY FATHER WAS
THE LIFEGUARD,
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AND HE WAS SAVING ME,
AND I LOOKED UP
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AND IT WASN'T HIM,
IT WAS YOU.
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AND YOU WERE WEARING
FLIPPERS
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AND BLACK SOCKS,
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AND YOU OFFERED ME
A RING.
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MARY, IT'S CONTAGIOUS!
YOU'RE AS CRAZY AS I AM!
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I KNOW IT'S CRAZY.
IT WOKE ME UP OUT OF
A SOUND SLEEP.
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YES!
THAT'S WHEN IT STRIKES--
WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP!
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WELL, YEAH, DICK.
THAT'S WHEN MOST
PEOPLE DREAM.
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“MOST PEOPLE DREAM”?
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- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
- NOTHING.
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NOTHING'S THE MATTER
WITH ME.
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AND THERE'S NOTHING THE MATTER
WITH TOMMY AND SALLY.
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00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,328
OH, MY GOD!
THERE'S NOTHING THE MATTER
WITH ANY OF US!
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- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- HOME! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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HELLO? SALLY?
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HARRY? TOMMY?
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“DEAR DICK,
OF ALL THE PEOPLE
WE'VE WORKED FOR,
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YOU WERE THE BEST,
YOU STUPID, STUPID MAN.”
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00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,424
AND THEY'RE GONE.
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I MISS THEM.
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00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,829
“P.S.: WE GOT YOU
A WEDDING GIFT.
HOPE YOU LIKE IT.”
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A TOASTER.
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THE TOASTER
FROM THE KITCHEN.
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00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,738
- DICK?
- IN HERE.
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00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,542
YOU LEFT
THE PARTY SO SUDDENLY.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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OH, MARY.
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I CHOSE TO STAY WITH YOU
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART,
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WHICH, AS IT TURNS OUT,
IS A HELL OF A LOT
LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
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00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,985
- WHAT?
- WHICH IS FINE.
IT'S JUST FINE.
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00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,521
- WHERE IS YOUR FAMILY?
- THEY TOOK OFF.
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00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,757
AND IT'S ALL
MY FAULT.
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00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,693
BUT I'M GONNA FIND THEM.
NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES,
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NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE TO DO,
I'M GOING TO FIND THEM
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AND GET THEM BACK--
THIS I VOW!
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WHERE'D THEY GO?
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PIZZA.
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( '50s rock music playing )