1
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-<i> ( crowd cheering on TV )</i>
- OH, IT'S THAT THING AGAIN.

2
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I HAVE A NAME.

3
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I MEAN FOOTBALL.
I THOUGHT THEY CANCELED
THAT IN JANUARY.

4
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WELL, GUESS THEY
BROUGHT IT BACK.

5
00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,318
I STILL DON'T
SEE THE POINT.
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?

6
00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,654
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
THEY TRY TO KILL
WHOEVER HAS THE BALL.

7
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THOSE TWO GUYS
IN THE MIDDLE SEEM
AWFULLY... INTIMATE.

8
00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,464
YEAH, THEY'VE BEEN GOING
AT IT THE WHOLE GAME.

9
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YEAH, THEY SHOULD
JUST GET A ROOM.

10
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- IS THERE ANY UPSIDE?
- IF YOU MAKE IT DOWN
TO THE BIG POLES,

11
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- YOU GET TO DANCE.
- DANCE?

12
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AND IF YOU'RE
REALLY GOOD,
YOU WIN A TRIP

13
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TO SOME FRUIT BOWL,

14
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BUT ONLY THE BEST
DANCERS MAKE IT.

15
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- SEE YA.
- WHOA.  WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?

16
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- I HAVE
GLEE CLUB PRACTICE.
- GLEE CLUB?

17
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- YEAH.
- I SEE.  YOU'VE
CHANGED YOUR MISSION.

18
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NOW YOU'RE RESEARCHING
WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE A GIRL.

19
00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:05,063
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
GLEE CLUB IS NOT
JUST FOR GIRLS.

20
00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,667
YEAH, IT'S
ALSO FOR GEEKS
AND NANCY BOYS.

21
00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,569
HEY!

22
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OH, HE'S DANCING.

23
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<i> ( TV clicks off )</i>

24
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- HEY!
- THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
A WASTE OF TIME.

25
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GO DO SOMETHING WITH
ONE OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.
THAT'S AN ORDER.

26
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FINE!

27
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WAIT A MINUTE.

28
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I DON'T HAVE
ANY GIRLFRIENDS.

29
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YOU AND ME, SISTER.

30
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YOU AND ME.

31
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<i> ( '50s rock music playing )</i>

32
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<i> ( marching band playing</i>
<i> "Louie Louie" )</i>

33
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- THEY ARE SO GOOD.
- THEY OUGHT TO BE.

34
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THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING
THE SAME DAMN SONG

35
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FOR THE PAST
SIX HOURS.

36
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THEY'RE A MARCHING BAND.
WHY DON'T THEY MARCH?

37
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- PREFERABLY
INTO THE OCEAN.
-<i> ( music stops )</i>

38
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COME ON,
DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT EXCITED

39
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ABOUT THE HOMECOMING
WEEKEND.

40
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YOU KNOW, BETWEEN
THE PENDLETON BADGERS

41
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AND OHIO WESTERN
MUSTANGS.

42
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OH, IT'S FOOTBALL.

43
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EVERYWHERE I TURN,
IT'S FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL,

44
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BIG, FAT<i> SHMUTBALL.</i>

45
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WELL, FORGIVE ME,
MR. INTELLECTUAL.

46
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GOD FORBID
YOU SHOULD COME DOWN
FROM YOUR IVORY TOWER

47
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- FOR FOUR QUARTERS.
- FOUR QUARTERS?

48
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I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU PAY ME,
I'M NOT GOING.

49
00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,547
PLUS, IT'S BAD ENOUGH

50
00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:05,249
THERE WAS A GIANT
PAPIER-MÂCHÉ RODENT

51
00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:07,752
BLOCKING MY PARKING SPOT
THIS MORNING.

52
00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,821
YOU MEAN
PENDLETON J. BADGER.

53
00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,992
WHAT DOES
THE "J" STAND FOR?

54
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- NOTHING.
- NOTHING STARTS
WITH "N."

55
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- IT'S JUST
A KOOKY INITIAL.
- "Q" IS KOOKIER.

56
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WHY ISN'T IT
PENDLETON Q. BADGER?

57
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- I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
- ( scoffs )

58
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- ANYWAY, I GOT US
GREAT SEATS.
- ( groans )

59
00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,074
IT'S NOT JUST
A SPORTING EVENT.

60
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IT'S A LONG-STANDING
TRADITION--

61
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PENDLETON VERSUS
OHIO WESTERN.

62
00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,716
YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO DEFEAT THEM,

63
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THE SECRET IS RIGHT
IN FRONT OF YOU--
THE GIANT BADGER.

64
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IT'S A TROJAN FLOAT.

65
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LOAD OUR TEAM IN.
WE PUSH IT UP
TO THEIR SCHOOL WALLS.

66
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AND THEY SAY, "LOOK.
A FRIENDLY GIANT BADGER.

67
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LET'S BRING IT INSIDE."

68
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LATER, THAT NIGHT,
THEY FALL ASLEEP,

69
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AND WHAMMO!

70
00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:58,937
IT COULD WORK.

71
00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,138
IT'S NOT
VERY SPORTSMANLIKE.

72
00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,842
WELL, I'LL ADMIT
IT DOESN'T INVOLVE
ANY DANCING

73
00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:06,611
OR HOMOEROTIC
BUTT-SLAPPING.

74
00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:12,217
ALTHOUGH, YOU NEVER
KNOW WHAT GOES ON
INSIDE A GIANT BADGER.

75
00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,253
<i> ( out of tune )</i>
<i> ♪ BALI HA'I ♪</i>

76
00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,189
♪ MAY CALL YOU ♪

77
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♪ ANY NIGHT ♪

78
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♪ ANY DAY ♪

79
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♪ HERE AM I ♪

80
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♪ YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND ♪

81
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♪ COME AWAY ♪

82
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♪ COME AWAY ♪

83
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♪ BALI HA'I-- ♪

84
00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,110
THAT WAS REALLY, UM...

85
00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,412
BETTER.

86
00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,382
EVERYONE TAKE A SEAT.

87
00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:47,318
YOU KNOW, YOU MUSTN'T
BE AFRAID TO SING

88
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FROM YOUR HEART,
FROM YOUR MIND,
FROM YOUR BODY.

89
00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:54,026
MUSIC IS THE SOUND
YOUR SOUL MAKES.

90
00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:56,028
TRY IT LIKE THIS.

91
00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:58,196
( inhales )

92
00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:02,900
♪ YOU'LL HEAR ME
CALL YOU ♪

93
00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:07,038
<i> ♪ SINGING THROUGH</i>
<i> THE SUNSHINE ♪</i>

94
00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,408
♪ SWEET AND CLEAR ♪

95
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♪ AS CAN BE ♪

96
00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:17,482
♪ HERE AM I ♪

97
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♪ COME TO ME ♪

98
00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,587
♪ HERE AM I ♪

99
00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,489
♪ COME TO ME ♪

100
00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,959
♪ HERE AM I
COME TO ME ♪

101
00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:31,596
♪ BALI HA'I. ♪

102
00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,531
( sighs )

103
00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:39,537
NOW, WHO WOULD
LIKE TO STAND UP
AND TRY IT LIKE THAT?

104
00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:41,939
TOMMY.

105
00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,788
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- I'M KIND OF BUSY--

106
00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,457
GREAT.
LISTEN, UM...

107
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- WE'RE FRIENDS,
AREN'T WE?
- YEAH, SURE.

108
00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,962
GOOD, 'CAUSE I'VE DECIDED
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

109
00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,768
- UH... NO.
- THANKS, NINA.

110
00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:13,070
I FINALLY
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
YOU'RE MY FIRST ONE.

111
00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,373
OH, SALLY, I AM?

112
00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,775
- WHY?
IS THAT WEIRD?
- OH, NO.

113
00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,044
NO, IT'S TOUGH MAKING
FRIENDS WITH WOMEN.

114
00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,215
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
I CAN BARELY
STAND MYSELF.

115
00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:26,384
SO, UH... WHAT
DO YOU WANT TO DO
NOW, GIRLFRIEND?

116
00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,788
YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING
OR TALK ABOUT CRAMPS?

117
00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,722
SHOPPING.

118
00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,527
AND, FOR MONDAY,
I WANT YOU TO READ
AND OUTLINE

119
00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,963
CHAPTERS EIGHT
THROUGH 24.

120
00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,032
- Leon:<i> WHAT?</i>
- EXCEPT FOR CHAPTER 12

121
00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:44,402
WHICH YOU WILL REFUTE
IN A 10-PAGE TREATISE
WITH ILLUSTRATIONS.

122
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,404
- OH, COME ON.
- ( all groaning )

123
00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,540
- DR. SOLOMON, IT'S
HOMECOMING WEEKEND.
- YEAH, THE BIG GAME.

124
00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,711
OH, YES, I FORGOT.

125
00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,713
GOD FORBID THAT
YOUR INTELLECTUAL
DEVELOPMENT

126
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SHOULD GET IN THE WAY
OF THE BIG GAME.

127
00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,785
WHAT COULD BE
MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE BIG GAME?

128
00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,887
THE FATE OF MANKIND
RESTS ON THE OUTCOME

129
00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,356
OF THE BIG GAME.

130
00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,192
IS HE BEING
SARCASTIC?

131
00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,562
AND I'VE GOT
NEWS FOR YOU.

132
00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:13,865
THE "J" IN
PENDLETON J. BADGER,
IT'S MEANINGLESS.

133
00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,468
( all gasp )

134
00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:19,638
DR. SOLOMON,
YOU'VE INSULTED
MY INTELLIGENCE,

135
00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,140
MY RELIGION,
AND MY FAMILY,

136
00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,975
AND THAT'S OKAY.

137
00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,811
BUT THERE'S ONE THING
YOU CANNOT INSULT,
AND THAT'S THE BADGERS

138
00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:29,714
BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
ABOUT A BADGER, MAN.

139
00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:32,751
WHEN THEY DIG HOLES,
THEY DO IT FOR A REASON.

140
00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:36,321
AND THEIR TEETH,
THEY'RE REALLY SHARP
WHEN THEY'RE VERY YOUNG.

141
00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:40,024
SO I'M GOING TO THAT GAME,
AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU
FAIL ME FOR IT.

142
00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:46,130
BUT YOU'RE
ALREADY FAILING.

143
00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:51,202
OKAY, AS LONG AS WE
SEE EYE TO EYE, THEN.

144
00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,605
I JUST DON'T SEE
WHY YOU CARE SO MUCH

145
00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:56,308
- ABOUT A TEAM THAT HAS
NO CHANCE OF WINNING.
- ( all gasp )

146
00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,476
WHY ARE YOU
SO PASSIONATE

147
00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,644
ABOUT A LOST CAUSE?

148
00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,680
OHIO WESTERN'S
RECORD IS 6-1.

149
00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:05,082
THEY'RE GOING TO WIN.
WHY DON'T YOU ROOT
FOR THEM?

150
00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:07,318
BUT WE GO TO PENDLETON.
WE'RE THE BADGERS.

151
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,354
THE BADGERS ARE US.
WE'RE US, NOT THEM.
THEY'RE THEM.

152
00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:14,092
WE'RE US WITH THE--

153
00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,327
- DON'T YOU GET IT?
- NO!

154
00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,496
WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST GO TO WESTERN?

155
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,634
BECAUSE WE...
CHOKED ON OUR SATs.

156
00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,473
- THAT SKIRT WAS REALLY
CUTE, WASN'T IT?
- YEAH.

157
00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:31,142
AND THERE WERE
THOSE SHOES THAT LOOKED
SO GREAT ON YOU.

158
00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,145
THANK YOU.
SO, THIS IS
WHERE YOU LIVE.

159
00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:37,582
OH, NINA,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
GET ME SOME COFFEE.

160
00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,054
WE'RE NOT AT THE OFFICE.
I'M HERE WITH SALLY.

161
00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,823
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE'S MY FRIEND,
MY BEST FRIEND.

162
00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:49,560
IF SHE'S GOING TO
GET ANYBODY COFFEE,
IT'S GOING TO BE ME.

163
00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,763
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
NINA,

164
00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,732
WHO ARE YOU GOING
TO GET COFFEE FOR?
SALLY OR ME?

165
00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,337
OKAY, I HAVE TO GO
HOME AND FEED MY CAT.

166
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,607
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A CAT.
- I'M GOING TO GO BUY ONE.

167
00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,543
- I'LL CALL YOU
IN 10 MINUTES.
-<i> OKAY.</i>

168
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,812
ACCORDING TO
THE "DAILY BADGERIAN,"

169
00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,048
OVER 45,000 ALUMNI

170
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,950
WILL RETURN TO PENDLETON
FOR THE HOMECOMING GAME.

171
00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,786
YOU'D THINK THAT
AFTER FOUR YEARS

172
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,788
THEY'D WANT TO PUT
THE EXPERIENCE
BEHIND THEM.

173
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,357
ALL I KNOW IS,
MY FRIEND NINA AND I
ARE GOING TOGETHER.

174
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,093
- WE BOUGHT NEW OUTFITS.
- I THINK I'M GOING
TO GO, TOO.

175
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:25,029
- REALLY?
- IT'S NOT THAT
I'M BEING SUCKED IN.

176
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,031
IT'S PURELY
SCIENTIFIC.

177
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,033
AND WHO KNOWS?
PENDLETON MIGHT WIN.

178
00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:31,035
THAT WOULD BE
DA BOMB.

179
00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,774
YOU HEARD ME.
DA BOMB!

180
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,313
- DICK, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
- WHAT IS IT?

181
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:46,016
I MET THIS WOMAN
THAT I REALLY LIKE,
AND I THINK SHE LIKES ME,

182
00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,018
BUT SHE'S
A LITTLE OLDER--

183
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,987
31.

184
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:53,224
DO YOU REALLY THINK A WOMAN
OF THAT AGE WOULD BE
INTERESTED IN YOU?

185
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,893
- SURE.
- WOW!  GOOD JOB.

186
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,297
- WHAT'S YOUR FIRST MOVE?
- I DON'T KNOW.

187
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:02,200
- I WANT TO TAKE HER
SOMEPLACE SPECIAL, BUT--
- EXCUSE ME.

188
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,370
- WHAT ABOUT AUGUST?
- SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
SHE'S A GOOD KID.

189
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:08,139
YOU KNOW, THERE'S
A WORD FOR WHAT
YOU'RE DOING HERE.

190
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,608
OH, RIGHT.
IT'S CALLED
TRADING UP.

191
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,543
<i> ( door opens )</i>

192
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,247
GUYS, GUESS WHAT.
I WENT TO THE STADIUM

193
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,083
TO SEE IF I COULD GET
A JOB AS A VENDOR
FOR THE GAME.

194
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,553
- DID YOU GET IT?
- NO.  I DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH EXPERIENCE

195
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,488
TO SELL HOT DOGS.

196
00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,325
SO THEY HIRED ME
AS A SECURITY GUARD.

197
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:39,437
- HI.
- HI, TOMMY.

198
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,373
SUNNY D?

199
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,743
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, TOMMY,

200
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,980
YOU MAY THINK I HAVEN'T
NOTICED, BUT YOU'RE
MAKING A LOT OF PROGRESS.

201
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,915
I'M TRYING.

202
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,520
I KNOW YOU ARE.
AND IT'LL PAY OFF.
TRUST ME.

203
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,858
I'M COUNTING ON IT.

204
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,194
MRS. FROST,
I GOT YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.

205
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,430
IT'S A TICKET
TO THE HOMECOMING
PENDLETON GAME.

206
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,999
( gasps )
THE MUSTANGS-BADGER GAME?

207
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,701
- YEAH.
- THAT'S VERY SWEET,

208
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,703
BUT I COULDN'T
ACCEPT A GIFT.

209
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,873
NO, MY DAD, HE GETS
THEM FOR FREE.

210
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,875
HE WORKS
AT THE UNIVERSITY.

211
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,410
THEY PAY HIM SQUAT,
SO THEY GIVE HIM PERKS.

212
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,581
WELL, THANK YOU,
TOMMY.

213
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,790
MAN ON FIRST.

214
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,729
HEY, BUY US
A COUPLE OF BEERS?

215
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,764
SURE.

216
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,866
YOU GIRLS GOING
TO THE BIG GAME?

217
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,302
WE DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
WE'RE JUST BROKE.

218
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:49,641
THIS IS SO STRANGE.
I FEEL THIS GNAWING
IN MY STOMACH.

219
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,743
I TOLD YOU,
THIS IS NOT
THE PLACE

220
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,745
FOR OYSTERS
ROCKEFELLER.

221
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,747
NO, IT FEELS
MORE LIKE TENSION.

222
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,416
I THINK I MIGHT
ACTUALLY BE NERVOUS
ABOUT THE GAME.

223
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,418
THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT

224
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,686
BECAUSE THE BADGERS
ARE GOING TO WIN!

225
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:05,757
BADGERS BEAT
THE MUSTANGS?
IN YOUR DREAMS!

226
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,425
YEAH.

227
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,594
- WHOO!
- GO AHEAD,
LAUGH NOW

228
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,363
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO BE CRYING TOMORROW.
- I DON'T THINK SO.

229
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,400
- WE'RE GOING TO BEAT YOU
A MILLION TO ONE!
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

230
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,402
LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO SCORE

231
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,004
2,380 TOUCHDOWNS
A MINUTE.

232
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,006
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO SCORE ANYTHING.

233
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:25,043
THESE AREN'T THE SAME
BADGERS YOU PUSHED
AROUND LAST YEAR.

234
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,479
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.  WE'VE GOT A BUNCH
OF FIFTH-YEAR SENIORS,

235
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,615
AND THEY BULKED UP
LIKE CRAZY.

236
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,384
- All: OOH!
- AND THEY'VE
GOT HEART.

237
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,152
YEAH, ONE EACH.

238
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:38,656
- YEAH.
- YEAH?  WELL, I GOT
BAD NEWS FOR YOU, LADY.

239
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,926
SHE'S NO LADY.
SHE'S A BADGER.
SHOW THEM YOUR TEETH.

240
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,063
OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU'RE
GOING DOWN.

241
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,899
- AND YOU KNOW WHY?
- WHY?

242
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,035
- BECAUSE BADGERS SUCK.
- BADGERS DON'T SUCK.
THEY BITE!

243
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,037
YOU GUYS ARE NUTS.

244
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,039
- NUTS LIKE A BADGER!
- YEAH!

245
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,008
- YEAH.
- ( snarling )

246
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,116
HURRY!
HURRY!

247
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,252
- HURRY!
- WHAT?  WHAT?

248
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:11,555
THE WESTERN TEAM BUS
IS JUST PULLING UP!

249
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,558
Mary:
<i> OH, MY GOD.</i>

250
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,131
THIS GLASS IS COLD.

251
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:33,144
ALL RIGHT...

252
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,014
LET'S JUST DROP
THE AX THERE, LITTLE BUDDY.

253
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,951
I SAID DROP IT!

254
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,354
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

255
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:47,124
- WHAT IS IT?
- I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THESE WORDS,

256
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:50,628
- BUT I'M IN LOVE
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
- WHO IS IT?

257
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,097
IT'S MRS. FROST.

258
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,667
MRS. FROST,
THE GLEE CLUB TEACHER?

259
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,169
I'M AFRAID SO.
IT JUST HAPPENED.

260
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,941
I UNDERSTAND.

261
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,176
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.

262
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,748
S-SO, YOU'RE NOT
UPSET OR JEALOUS?

263
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,485
NO,

264
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,520
NOT AT ALL.

265
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,090
I HOPE YOU TWO WILL BE
VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.

266
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:23,394
OH, THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, TOO.

267
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,396
I'VE BEEN SEEING
VAL KILMER.

268
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,231
REALLY?

269
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,433
OH, I'M GLAD
YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE.

270
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,039
WHEW!

271
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:39,210
Man on P.A.:
<i> We're very pleased,</i>
<i> attendance is 19,438.</i>

272
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,646
Cheerleaders:
<i> WE'LL BEAT YA!</i>
<i> WE'LL BEAT YA!</i>

273
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,482
<i> WE'LL EAT YA!</i>
<i> WE'LL BITE YA!</i>
<i> WE'LL CLAW YA!</i>

274
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,383
<i> WE'LL BEAT YA!</i>
<i> WE'LL EAT YA!</i>

275
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,420
WE'LL BITE YA!
WE'LL BEAT YA!
WE'LL EAT YA!

276
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,923
- WE'LL BEAT YA!
GO, BADGERS!
- ( all cheering )

277
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,660
<i> ( horn blowing )</i>

278
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,632
MARY, YOU
WERE SO RIGHT.
I FEEL GREAT!

279
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,302
I JUST FEEL
TINGLY ALL OVER,

280
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,338
AND THAT'S NOT
JUST THE LEAD
PAINT TALKING.

281
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,641
- YOU REALLY WENT
ALL OUT, DIDN'T YOU?
- YEAH.

282
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:12,877
BUG AND PITMAN DID IT.
THEY DIDN'T WANT TO,
BUT I MADE THEM.

283
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,279
IT GOES ALL
THE WAY DOWN,
YOU KNOW.

284
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,285
Man on P.A.:
<i> You'll be happy to know</i>
<i> the homecoming queen</i>

285
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,287
-<i> is recovering nicely.</i>
- TOMMY.

286
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,289
OH, MRS. FROST.

287
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,125
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
CORN DOG?

288
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,031
WELL, HELLO,
MRS. SUMNER.

289
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,033
- HOW'S THE DEAN?
- HE'S FINE, THANK YOU.

290
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,502
EXCELLENT.
I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO LOOK IN THAT BAG.

291
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,439
WHAT?
UH, UH...

292
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,807
OOH, BINOCULARS, HUH?

293
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,977
AND EXACTLY WHO IS IT
THAT YOU WERE PLANNING
ON LOOKING AT?

294
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,348
AROUND HERE WE GOT
A LITTLE THING CALLED
RIGHT TO PRIVACY.

295
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,950
- OKAY, SPREAD
'EM, LADY.
- OH!

296
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,418
THERE YOU GO.

297
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,420
- OH.
-<i> ( radio squelches )</i>

298
00:15:56,422 --> 00:16:00,157
THIS IS SOLOMON.
I NEED A CANINE UNIT.

299
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,459
Man on P.A.:
<i> We request that you</i>
<i> stop throwing things</i>

300
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,761
<i> at the Pendleton band.</i>

301
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:07,665
PLEASE, GOD, BLOCK
THE EXTRA POINT!

302
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,501
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER ASK
FOR ANYTHING ELSE!

303
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,670
SCREW MARY'S
SHUT-IN GRANDMOTHER!

304
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,939
JUST BLOCK THAT KICK!

305
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,508
- YES, YES, YES!
- ( all groan )

306
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,510
- AW!
- YEAH!

307
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:23,548
- WHOO!
- THERE IS NO GOD!

308
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,183
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT YOUR BADGERS NOW?

309
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:29,620
UP YOURS, BUDDY.
QUICK, DICK,
GIVE HIM THE FINGER.

310
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,257
YEAH!

311
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,427
( all cheer )

312
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,429
( all groan )

313
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:42,266
WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

314
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,435
I DON'T GET IT.
OUR GUYS DON'T ADVANCE.

315
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,470
THEY'RE IN A CONSTANT
STATE OF RETREAT.

316
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,140
( all groan )

317
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,575
I CAN'T WATCH THIS
ANYMORE.

318
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,112
( all groan )

319
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,484
-<i> ( cheerleaders chanting )</i>
- GET UP HERE.

320
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,753
GET IN THERE
AND REMIND THEM
WE'RE GOING THAT WAY.

321
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,389
- 23, GET BACK HERE.
- EXCUSE ME, LADY.

322
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,557
- HEY, I'M THE COACH.
- OH, YEAH?

323
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,628
SO YOU'RE THE IDIOT
WHO'S RUNNING THIS TEAM
INTO THE GROUND.

324
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,697
THAT'S ME.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?

325
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,565
YEAH, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, I DO.

326
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,634
LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT YOU CAN DO.

327
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,903
TAKE THAT PRETTY LITTLE BODY
OF YOURS, AND MARCH IT
UP TO THE BLEACHERS,

328
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,039
AND PARK IT.

329
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,442
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY
THE SAME THING TO YOU.

330
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,777
- OH, YEAH?
- YEAH.

331
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,445
- YEAH?
- YEAH!

332
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,447
WHY ARE YOUR GUYS
THROWING THE BALL?

333
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,783
YOUR THROWING GUY'S
TOO SHORT TO SEE
OVER THE FAT GUYS.

334
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,520
YOU NEED TO RUN LEFT.
IT'S THEIR WEAK SIDE.

335
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,055
WHAT DO WE DO AFTER THAT,
MISS SCHOTTENHEIMER?

336
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,892
YOU DO IT AGAIN.
THEY WON'T EXPECT IT.

337
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,596
- SHE'S RIGHT, COACH.
- YOU SHUT UP, OR I'LL
QUIT FIXING YOUR GRADES.

338
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,466
( chuckles )
NO.

339
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,836
NO.  NO.

340
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,774
OH, GOD, NO!

341
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,709
<i> ( horn blowing )</i>

342
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,180
YEAH, NOW
THAT'S A PLAY.

343
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,116
YOU HEARD THE LADY.

344
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,520
IF YOU GET ANY MORE
OF THOSE GOOD IDEAS,

345
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,423
- YOU MARK 'EM DOWN
ON THIS PAD FOR ME.
- CAN DO.

346
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,625
- YOU'RE DOING
A HELL OF A JOB.
- ( loud slap )

347
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,402
All:
YEAH!

348
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,072
( all groan )

349
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,712
I THINK THERE'S BEEN
A MISUNDERSTANDING.

350
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,982
APPARENTLY.

351
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,983
Man on P.A.:
<i> Pendleton recovers</i>
<i> the fumble</i>

352
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,952
<i> on the Mustangs'</i>
<i> 30-yard line.</i>

353
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,623
OKAY, EVERYBODY!

354
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,091
HERE, COME ON,
LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE.

355
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,161
SINE, COSINE,
COSINE, SINE!

356
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,431
THREE-POINT-ONE-FOUR-
ONE-FIVE-NINE!
NOW YOU TRY IT.

357
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,732
All:
SINE, COSINE,
COSINE, SINE!

358
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,902
THREE-POINT-ONE-FOUR-
ONE-FIVE--

359
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,539
- ( yells )
- ( all cheering )

360
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,308
( no audible dialogue )

361
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,810
WHAT?
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?

362
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,814
HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!

363
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,150
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

364
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,519
LET'S KEEP IT DOWN!

365
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,790
ALL RIGHT,
WHO THREW THAT?

366
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,792
ALL RIGHT,
WHO THREW THAT ONE?

367
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,261
OKAY--

368
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:28,165
Man on P.A.:
<i> Pendleton wins, I can't</i>
<i> believe it.  Pendleton wins.</i>

369
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,900
HEY, NINA,

370
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,902
LOOK WHAT THEY GAVE ME
FOR WINNING.

371
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,740
OOH, STEAK SANDWICHES.

372
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,112
MRS. FROST,
I'M PRETTY SURE
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.

373
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,182
TOMMY, THERE
IS NO WE.

374
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,016
THERE CAN'T BE,

375
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,452
AND I'M NOT JUST
TALKING LEGALLY.

376
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,389
WELL, THEN WHY DID YOU
SPEND ALL THAT TIME
SINGING TO ME,

377
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,558
LURING ME LIKE A SIREN
TO MY DESTRUCTION?

378
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,994
I'M A SINGING
TEACHER, TOMMY.

379
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,163
I SING.
I DIDN'T MEAN

380
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,232
TO GIVE YOU
THE WRONG IMPRESSION.

381
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,534
LOOK, I THINK
YOU'D BE BETTER OFF
WITH A GIRL YOUR OWN AGE.

382
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,038
YEAH.
SO WHAT'S YOUR
MOTHER LOOK LIKE?

383
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,144
-<i> ( marching band playing )</i>
- LISTEN.

384
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,146
- CAN YOU HEAR THEM
CELEBRATING?
- AH, YES.

385
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,148
THE HAPPY SOUNDS
OF CARS OVERTURNING

386
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,483
AND STORES
BEING LOOTED.

387
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,652
( sighs )
I LOVE THE SMELL
OF BURNING RUBBER.

388
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,188
- IT SMELLS LIKE VICTORY.
- A SWEET VICTORY.

389
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,258
YOU KNOW,
IT'S AMAZING.

390
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,593
THERE WE WERE,
THOUSANDS OF
TOTAL STRANGERS

391
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,595
ALL PULLING TOGETHER,

392
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,830
TRYING TO TRANSFER
OUR COLLECTIVE STRENGTH

393
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,166
TO A TINY GROUP
OF YOUNG MEN

394
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,168
THAT WE DIDN'T
EVEN KNOW.

395
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,338
WE CHEERED FOR THEM,
AND THEY WON FOR US.

396
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,107
I'VE NEVER FELT
SUCH A FEELING OF JOY

397
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,410
AND CAMARADERIE.

398
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,413
THE ONLY SAD PART
IS THAT EVERYONE
COULDN'T SHARE IT.

399
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,648
SOMEONE HAD TO LOSE.

400
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,684
I FEEL FOR
THE MUSTANG FANS.

401
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,454
AH, SCREW 'EM.

402
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,155
YOU'RE RIGHT.

403
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,225
- Both:
BADGERS RULE!
- YEAH!

404
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,160
OKAY, LOVEBIRDS,

405
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,630
PARTY'S OVER.
LET'S, UH...

406
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,565
TAKE IT INSIDE.

407
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,144
<i> ( marching band plays</i>
<i> "Louie Louie" )</i>

408
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,148
MUSTANGS GIVE
YOU PROBLEMS.

409
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,151
MUSTANGS GIVE
YOU GRIEF.

410
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,152
MUSTANGS GIVE
YOU TROUBLE,

411
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,255
BUT THE BADGERS
GOT THE TEETH.

412
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,257
All:
WE'RE BAD.
WE'RE BAD.

413
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,092
WE'RE BAD-GERS!

414
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,094
WE'RE BAD.
WE'RE BAD.

415
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,029
WE'RE BAD-GERS!

416
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,931
- NOT BEAVERS.
- NOT HAMSTERS.

417
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,833
- NOT GERBILS.
- All: NOT LANCERS.

418
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,668
WE'RE BAD.
WE'RE BAD.

419
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,503
WE'RE BAD-GERS!

420
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,272
( all snarling )