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I LOVE THESE SATURDAYS
IN THE PARK.

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THE SOFT GRASS,
THE CHIRPING BIRDS,

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THE "EYEWITNESS
NEWS" TEAM.

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( group chanting )
SAVE THE PARK!
SAVE THE PARK!

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MAKES YOU WANT TO SCREAM
AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
LIKE THOSE PEOPLE.

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LET'S EAT
OVER THERE!

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NO!  I PREFER
THIS TABLE!
IT'S IN THE SHADE!

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HEY, LOOK!
A BUTTERFLY!

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HEY, LOOK, SALLY!
IT'S YOUR FRIEND DON!

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- SALLY.
- DON.

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A WORD TO THE WISE.
THERE'S TROUBLE
IN THE PARK TODAY.

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TROUBLE?  UH-OH.
I BETTER TAKE CARE
OF MY BABY.

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- WHAT IS IT?
- SOMETIMES A WRINKLE
RUNS THROUGH THE CITY,

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AND IT REARS UP
ON ITS HAUNCHES

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LIKE AN UGLY MONKEY
READY TO STRIKE.

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DON, YOU ALWAYS
HAVE YOUR FINGER

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UP THE PULSE
OF DANGER.

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Protesters:
<i> SAVE THE PARK!</i>
<i> SAVE THE PARK!</i>

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<i> SAVE THE PARK!</i>
<i> SAVE THE PARK!</i>

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<i> SAVE THE PARK!</i>
<i> SAVE THE PARK!</i>

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HEY, MAN, YOU WANT
TO SIGN THIS PETITION?

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THE TOWN'S GOING
TO DESTROY BATES PARK.

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UH... MAYBE IN
A LITTLE WHILE.

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THERE'S NO TIME.
THE DOZERS ARE
ON THEIR WAY.

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OKAY.
I'VE CHAINED MYSELF
TO THE TREE.

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- OH!
- SIR, SIR, EXCUSE ME.

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IS IT TRUE YOU'VE CHAINED
YOURSELF TO THAT TREE?

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YES, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'VE DONE.

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SO YOU WON'T
FREE YOURSELF

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EVEN THOUGH
THE CITY BULLDOZERS
ARE ON THEIR WAY?

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NO, I CANNOT
DO THAT.

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( protesters cheer )

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HE MAY BE
AN ORGANIZED
PROTESTER,

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HE MAY BE A ROGUE
MOUNTAIN MAN,

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BUT ONE THING'S
FOR SURE--

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HE MAY BE A HERO.
WE GOT IT.

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<i> ( '50s rock music playing )</i>

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( overlapping dialogue )

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IS IT ON
THE RIGHT CHANNEL?

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Man on TV:
<i> Some of the stories we're</i>
<i> tracking at this hour:</i>

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-<i> A fire breaks out</i>
<i>  in a nursing home...</i>
- OOH!

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<i> a search for survivors</i>
<i> continues at the Parma</i>
<i> Heights mudslide,</i>

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<i> and in our Science Watch,</i>
<i> a vet performs an operation</i>

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<i> that allows a cat to smile</i>
<i> for the first time.</i>

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All: AW!

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THAT'S THE HAPPIEST CAT
IN THE WORLD.

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<i> Tonight's top story:</i>
<i> A protest in Bates Park.</i>

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- LOOK!  I'M ON TV!
- YOU'RE WEARING MY SHIRT.
MY SHIRT'S ON TELEVISION.

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<i> ( phone rings )</i>

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Harry on TV:
<i> That's exactly</i>
<i> what I've done.</i>

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HELLO?

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YES, HARRY SOLOMON
LIVES HERE.

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OKAY.
HOLD ON.

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HARRY HAS
A PHONE CALL.

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A PHONE CALL.

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MY FIRST PHONE CALL.

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- HOW DO I LOOK?
- YOU LOOK FINE.

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( deep voice )
HELLO.

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UH-HUH.
OKAY.

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I'LL HAVE TO
TALK IT OVER
WITH MY FAMILY.

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OKAY.  BYE.

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- WHO WAS THAT?
- IT'S A MEMBER FROM
THE INDEPENDENT PARTY.

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THEY SAW ME ON TV.
THEY WANT ME TO RUN
FOR CITY COUNCIL.

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WHAT'S CITY COUNCIL?

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I THINK IT'S
SOME SORT OF COUNCIL

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HERE IN THE CITY.

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COUNCIL?  ACCORDING
TO MY CIVICS CLASS,
THAT'S GOVERNMENT.

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OH!  OH,
THIS IS BIG.

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THIS IS BIG.
WE DO NOT WANT TO
GET INVOLVED IN THIS.

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THIS WILL ALLOW US
TO GET ON THE INSIDE,
SEE HOW IT WORKS.

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WHAT ABOUT OUR VOW
NOT TO ALTER THE COURSE
OF THE PLANET?

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PLEASE.
IT'S ONLY POLITICS.

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WE DIVE IN,
MASTER IT,

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GRAB A FEW VOTES,
GET A LITTLE ACTION.
NOBODY GETS HURT.

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HARRY, CALL THOSE PEOPLE
BACK AND TELL THEM
YOU'LL RUN.

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- YOU'RE THE BOSS.
-<i> SALLY, TOMMY,</i>

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YOU ADVISE HARRY
ON HIS CAMPAIGN.

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- I'M GOING TO
REGISTER TO VOTE.
- SHOULDN'T WE ALL VOTE?

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NO.  WE DON'T WANT
TO AROUSE SUSPICION.

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ONE IN FOUR
SEEMS RIGHT.

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HERE'S A LIST
OF CANDIDATES
AND REFERENDUMS.

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SO YOU'RE ALL SET.
YOU COME BACK HERE
IN TWO WEEKS TO VOTE.

83
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RIGHT.
AND HOW MANY TIMES
DO I GET TO VOTE?

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ONE TIME.

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AND IT DOESN'T MATTER
THAT I'M BRILLIANT?

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NO.

87
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HAVE YOU NOTICED
HOW TALL I AM?

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WE ALL GET
ONE VOTE.

89
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- SO YOUR OPINION COUNTS
EQUALLY WITH MINE?
- YOU GOT IT.

90
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YOU'RE AWFULLY SMUG
FOR A MAN WHO WORKS
AT A FOLDING TABLE.

91
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OKAY, LET'S SEE.

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FOR MAYOR,
HECKIE MULLIGAN.

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HMM, FUNNY NAME.
I LIKE THAT IN A MAYOR.

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HECKIE MULLIGAN?

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HOW CAN YOU VOTE
FOR HECKIE MULLIGAN?
NINA, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

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HOW DO YOU KNOW
I'M NOT VOTING
FOR MULLIGAN?

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I THOUGHT YOU
WERE A DEMOCRAT.

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WHY DO YOU THINK
I'M A DEMOCRAT?
BECAUSE I'M BLACK?

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- GO AHEAD,
VOTE FOR MULLIGAN.
- I'M NOT VOTING FOR MULLIGAN.

100
00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,738
WAIT,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

101
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WHY ARE YOU GETTING
SO WORKED UP OVER POLITICS?

102
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IT'S SIMPLE.
YOU VOTE FOR THE BEST MAN.
THE BEST MAN WINS.

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- OR WOMAN.
- ( suppressed laughter )

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WH--  OH,
THAT'S PRICELESS.

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WHAT, HECKIE'S
A WOMAN?

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FRANK GANSMILLER.
GLAD TO KNOW YOU.

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HEY, BETTY, THE NEW SPEED BUMP
KEEPING THE TEENAGERS AWAY?

108
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GREAT.
GOOD.

109
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NORMA, TOM, PATTY,

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CATHY, CARL.

111
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TOO BAD ABOUT
THAT WAREHOUSE FIRE.

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I'M GLAD TO HEAR
THE "INSURANCE"
CAME THROUGH.

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HARRY SOLOMON.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

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HI, I'M
HARRY SOLOMON,

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A SIMPLE MIND
FOR A SIMPLE PEOPLE.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
DR. SOLOMON

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IS LETTING HIS BROTHER
RUN AGAINST GANSMILLER.

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- NO ONE CAN DIG UP
THE DIRT LIKE GANSMILLER.
- THE MAN'S A BACKHOE.

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IT'S A PIECE
OF EQUIPMENT.

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( inhales )

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- DON?
- SALLY, WHAT
BRINGS YOU HERE?

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MY BROTHER
THREW HIS HEAD
INTO THE RING.

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- YOU MEAN HIS HAT?
- YEAH, SURE, HIS HAT.

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- WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
- OH, THE USUAL--

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LOOKING FOR TROUBLE,
MAKING SURE IT
DOESN'T HAPPEN.

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- PUNCH?
- TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.

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( growls )

129
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- FRANK GANSMILLER.
- DICK SOLOMON.

130
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- NICE TO KNOW YOU, DICK.
- I FEEL IT ONLY FAIR
TO WARN YOU

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THAT YOUR CHALLENGER
IS MY BROTHER HARRY,
AND I AM NOT EASILY SWAYED.

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- I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
- MARY, THIS IS
FRANK GANSMILLER.

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- THIS MUST BE
THE LITTLE LADY?
- ( chuckles )

134
00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,061
THIS MUST BE
THE LITTLE MAN.

135
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MARY.

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00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,033
DICK, IT'S ALL RIGHT,

137
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AS LONG AS MARY
TURNS OUT TO VOTE--

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- ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE.
- YES, SHE IS.

139
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SHE'S 44.

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MR. GANSMILLER--

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FRANK, WHEN I DO VOTE,
IT WON'T BE FOR YOU.

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MARY, DICK,

143
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LET ME GET SERIOUS
FOR JUST A MOMENT.

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"WHY SHOULD I VOTE
FOR FRANK GANSMILLER?"
YOU ASK.

145
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I DIDN'T ASK.

146
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MARY WON'T LET ME
GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING,
WILL SHE, DICK?

147
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NOT A THING, FRANK.

148
00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,698
WHY SHOULD I VOTE
FOR FRANK GANSMILLER,
FRANK?

149
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GOOD QUESTION, DICK.

150
00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,869
BECAUSE I WANT
TO TAKE MONEY

151
00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,005
OUT OF THE DRUG
DEALERS' POCKETS

152
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AND GIVE IT BACK
TO THE PEOPLE.

153
00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,543
OH, FRANK'S RIGHT.
I WANT SOME OF
THAT DRUG MONEY.

154
00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:04,215
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
IT'S TIME TO HEAR
FROM OUR CANDIDATES.

155
00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:07,218
FIRST UP, OUR INCUMBENT,
FRANK GANSMILLER.

156
00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,655
THANK YOU.
NO, NO.

157
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,557
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ALL KNOW ME.

158
00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:16,294
- LET'S GIVE
THE NEW KID A CHANCE.
- YES, YES.

159
00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:19,464
- THIS IS A GREAT MAN.
- DICK, SIT.

160
00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:25,102
<i> ( audience cheering )</i>

161
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THANK YOU,
FELLOW...

162
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RUTHERFORDONIANITES.

163
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ANYWAY, I'M HERE

164
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BECAUSE OF
ALL YOU PEOPLE--

165
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MEN, WOMEN.

166
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OF COURSE,
IF I HAD MY WAY,

167
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THERE'D BE
A LOT MORE WOMEN.

168
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,795
YOU KNOW, ON ANY GIVEN
DAY, I SEE MAYBE ONE,
TWO WOMEN, TOPS.

169
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I WANT TO SEE
MORE WOMEN.

170
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EVERYWHERE I GO,
MORE WOMEN.

171
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,002
MORE WOMEN IN
THE WORKPLACE,
YES!

172
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OKAY.

173
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,807
VOTE HARRY S. SOLOMON.

174
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:06,011
THE "S" STANDS
FOR KNOW-HOW.

175
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,682
I'M SORRY,

176
00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,617
SNOW-HOW.

177
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,094
TURN IT OFF.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

178
00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:27,698
ALL RIGHT, WHAT
DO YOU GOT ON HIM?

179
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,036
NOTHING.
HE'S CLEAN.

180
00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,973
NOTHING?
MUST HAVE SOMETHING
ROTTEN IN HIS PAST.

181
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,642
- HE'S HUMAN, ISN'T HE?
- I'VE DONE EVERY BACKGROUND
CHECK PERSONALLY.

182
00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,678
THERE'S NOTHING.
IT'S LIKE HE...

183
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FELL OUT OF THE SKY.

184
00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,681
- WHAT ABOUT DRINKING?
- NO.

185
00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,350
- GAMBLING?
- NO.

186
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,451
- BAD CHECKS?
TAX EVASION?
- NO.

187
00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:50,788
PORNOGRAPHY?
DRUG ADDICTION?
BAD HAIRPIECE?

188
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,023
NO!

189
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,926
ZERO DIVIDED BY ZERO,
ZIP, NADA, BUBKES.

190
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,196
BUBKES, HUH?

191
00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:01,098
WH-WHAT DOES
"BUBKES" MEAN?

192
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,269
- NOTHING.
- YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.

193
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,338
YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALMOST

194
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,340
AS IF HE WERE...

195
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,275
AMISH.

196
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,812
DAMN!

197
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:18,316
NO PAST,
NO EXPERIENCE,
NO RECORD.

198
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,318
THE PERFECT
CANDIDATE.

199
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,387
WAIT A MINUTE.

200
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:26,223
- WHAT ABOUT
THAT SISTER OF HIS?
- YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF IT!

201
00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,892
OOH!

202
00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,094
COPPER'S GOT
A GIRLFRIEND.

203
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,837
SHOULD THERE BE A TOLL
ON THE CHERRY STREET
BRIDGE?

204
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,839
WELL, I NEVER
USE IT.

205
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,842
- YES.
- YES.

206
00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,011
BUT WHAT IF I
START USING IT?

207
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,247
- NO.
- SMART MONEY ON NO.

208
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,983
WHAT AM I THINKING?
THERE'S NOTHING GOOD
ON CHERRY STREET.

209
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,985
YES.

210
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,153
NO!

211
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,889
NO--
YES!

212
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,024
A RESOUNDING NO-YES.

213
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,859
( sighs )

214
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,861
OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON
TO THE CANDIDATES.

215
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,696
THIS SHOULD BE
A NO-BRAINER.

216
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,933
CITY COUNCIL,
DISTRICT NINE?
HARRY SOLOMON.

217
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:12,503
Y-YEAH.

218
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,673
WHAT?
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
VOTING FOR GANSMILLER.

219
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,509
- DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE VOTING FOR HARRY.
- YES, I'M VOTING FOR HARRY.

220
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,779
- THEN YOU'RE VOTING WRONG.
- THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS VOTING WRONG.

221
00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,749
YES, THERE IS.
YOU'RE DOING IT.

222
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,785
YOU'RE MAKING A MOCKERY
OF THIS WHOLE ELECTION
BY VOTING WRONG.

223
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,221
IT'S MY VOTE.
I GET TO USE IT
ANY WAY I WANT.

224
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,291
WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING
A DEMOCRACY IF PEOPLE
GO AROUND VOTING WRONG?

225
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,125
IN MY OPINION,

226
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,795
DEMOCRACY IS
DOING JUST FINE
THE WAY IT IS.

227
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,964
WELL, YOUR OPINION
IS WRONG!

228
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,833
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE VOTING AGAINST
YOUR OWN BROTHER.

229
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:46,137
- HA!  JUST WATCH ME.
- DICK!

230
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,473
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO VOTE FOR ME?

231
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,642
WELL, THAT HURTS.

232
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,677
AND I KNOW

233
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,745
BECAUSE I FEEL
YOUR PAIN.

234
00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,518
BUT HARRY SOLOMON
IS NOT WORRIED...

235
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,423
BECAUSE HARRY
SOLOMON KNOWS

236
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,425
THAT HARRY SOLOMON
CAN WIN.

237
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,027
OH!  HOW CAN YOU
POSSIBLY WIN?

238
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,997
BECAUSE HARRY
SOLOMON APPEALS

239
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,966
TO BOTH SIDES.

240
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,342
- VOTE FOR
HARRY SOLOMON.
- OW!

241
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,947
- HI!
- HEY, MRS. DUBCEK.
YOU WANT A BUTTON?

242
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,117
YEAH!
I'M GLAD HARRY
IS STANDING UP

243
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,953
FOR GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
FAMILY VALUES.

244
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,056
YOU COULD LEARN FROM
THIS LESSON, SALLY.

245
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,558
NEVER DATE A GUY
IF HE'S NOT GOOD
TO HIS WIFE AND KIDS.

246
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,906
- DON.
- SALLY.

247
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,707
WE HAVE TO TALK.

248
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,816
YOUR BROTHER IS PLAYING
WITH MATCHES, AND THAT'S
HOW FIRES START.

249
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,084
I KNOW MY WAY
AROUND A HOSE.

250
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,127
THIS ELECTION
COULD TURN UGLY,

251
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,863
VERY UGLY.

252
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,866
I SHOULDN'T BE
TELLING YOU THIS,
BUT I HAD TO WARN YOU.

253
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:24,235
YOU'RE THE ONLY THING
IN MY LIFE THAT
ISN'T DIRTY.

254
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,539
A GIRL CAN'T
STAY CLEAN FOREVER
IN A TOWN LIKE THIS.

255
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,907
DON'T TALK
LIKE THAT, SALLY.

256
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,511
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT PAIR
OF GETAWAY STICKS.
NOW USE 'EM.

257
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,913
COME ON, DON.
BE STRAIGHT WITH ME.

258
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,182
YOU OWE ME
THAT MUCH.

259
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,351
FOLLOW THE MONEY, SALLY.

260
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,286
- FOLLOW THE MONEY.
- ( gasps )

261
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,826
( whispers )
SOLOMON.

262
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,297
( whispers )
GANSMILLER.

263
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,368
- GLAD YOU CAME.
- WOW.

264
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,637
THAT'S SOMETHING
I DON'T HEAR
VERY OFTEN.

265
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:07,245
SOLOMON, THIS ELECTION
MEANS A LOT TO ME.

266
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,247
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CUT A DEAL?

267
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,815
WELL, WHAT SORT
OF DEAL?

268
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:15,653
YOU DROP OUT OF
THE RACE, I'LL MAKE YOU
BUILDING INSPECTOR.

269
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,489
WHY DO I WANT TO BE
BUILDING INSPECTOR?

270
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,925
BECAUSE WHEN
THE BUILDING INSPECTOR
LOOKS THE OTHER WAY,

271
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,927
HE GETS AN ENVELOPE.

272
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:27,431
WELL, WHAT IF
THE BUILDING INSPECTOR
DOESN'T LOOK THE OTHER WAY?

273
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,668
HE ALWAYS LOOKS
THE OTHER WAY.

274
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,003
WELL, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
THE OTHER WAY?

275
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,507
- THE ENVELOPE.
- WELL, WHAT'S
IN THE ENVELOPE?

276
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,976
I DON'T HAVE TO
TELL YOU WHAT'S
IN THE ENVELOPE.

277
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,546
YOU DON'T HAVE TO,
BUT I SURE WOULD
APPRECIATE IT.

278
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,816
LOOK, WHAT WILL IT
TAKE YOU TO DROP OUT
OF THIS RACE?

279
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:48,753
WELL, DON'T ASK ME.
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO
MAKES THE DECISIONS.

280
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,489
- YOU AREN'T?
- NO, NEVER HAVE,
NEVER WILL.

281
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,592
I JUST SORT OF
FOLLOW ORDERS.

282
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,995
- WHOSE?
- WELL, WE SORT OF
HAVE A LEADER.

283
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,432
- "WE"?
- THE FAMILY.

284
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,267
THE FAMILY.

285
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,571
THANK YOU, SOLOMON.

286
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,739
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

287
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,942
<i> ( theme from</i>
<i> "The Godfather" playing )</i>

288
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,777
TV announcer:
<i> Harry Solomon.</i>

289
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,079
<i> How much do we</i>
<i> really know about him?</i>

290
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,114
<i> He claims to be</i>
<i> a family man,</i>

291
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,983
<i> but what kind</i>
<i> of family?</i>

292
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,786
<i> There's no hard proof</i>
<i> that the Solomons are linked</i>

293
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,722
<i> to the Gambinis, the Genoveses,</i>
<i> and the Corleones,</i>

294
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,624
<i> but is that a risk</i>
<i> you're willing to take?</i>

295
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,961
<i> Harry Solomon--</i>
<i> an offer you</i> can<i> refuse.</i>

296
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,665
<i> Paid for by decent,</i>
<i> God-fearing citizens</i>
<i> for Gansmiller.</i>

297
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,667
DON'T SAY THAT.

298
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,136
WE CAN'T BE IN THE MOB.
WE'RE FROM OHIO.

299
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,138
THAT'S TERRIBLE.

300
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,842
OH, DICK, DICK, DICK,
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK.

301
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,412
DICK, DICK.

302
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,214
YOU ARE SO OUT OF THE GAME.
THAT WAS A GIMME.

303
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:54,051
HE MENTIONED
MY NAME LIKE 20 TIMES.
THAT WAS GREAT PUBLICITY.

304
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,786
BUT HE'S A LIAR.

305
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,556
DICK, LET ME TALK
TO YOU LIKE YOU'RE
A TWO-YEAR-OLD.

306
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:02,726
YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU SEE
A COMMERCIAL FOR CHEERIOS,

307
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,962
AND THEY KEEP
SHOWING YOU CHEERIOS,

308
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,498
AND YOU REALLY
WANT CHEERIOS...

309
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,502
DO WE HAVE
ANY CHEERIOS?

310
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,907
<i> ( kissing sound )</i>

311
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,243
- ( all murmuring )
- ( Bug gibbers )

312
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,481
- WHAT?
- NOTHING, SIR.

313
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,583
I'M SORRY
I'M LATE, SIR.

314
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,087
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M KISSING YOUR RING.

315
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,089
- I'M NOT WEARING A RING.
- I'M SORRY.

316
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,891
PLEASE DON'T
HAVE ME WHACKED.

317
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,360
WHACKED?
WHAT KIND OF
NONSENSE IS THIS?

318
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,263
WELL, SIR, WE JUST
WANT TO PAY YOU
THE PROPER RESPECTS.

319
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,165
- WE DIDN'T KNOW.
- KNOW WHAT?

320
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,035
ABOUT YOUR
FAMILY CONNECTIONS,
DON SOLOMON.

321
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,106
IT'S THAT STUPID AD.
IT'S A COMPLETE
AND UTTER LIE.

322
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,809
- I WOULD HOPE YOU PEOPLE
WOULD KNOW BETTER.
- ( all murmur )

323
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,979
GOOD, BECAUSE I'VE HAD
ALL I CAN TAKE OF THIS
ELECTION FOOLISHNESS.

324
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,715
- ( all scream )
- OH!

325
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,716
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

326
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,119
YOUR POLITICAL SYSTEM
IS A SHAM!

327
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,221
IT'S NOTHING BUT LIES
AND PROPAGANDA.

328
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,223
LOOK WHAT IT'S
DONE TO YOU.

329
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,893
YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL
WHO'S GOOD OR BAD
OR RIGHT OR WRONG.

330
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,395
GIVE ME SCIENCE.
AT LEAST WITH PHYSICS,

331
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,431
- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE
THE RIGHT ANSWER.
- I NEVER DO.

332
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,503
CANNOLI?

333
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,746
OH, I'LL BE SO GLAD
WHEN THIS ELECTION IS OVER.

334
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,081
HERE.
DO SOMETHING
WITH THIS.

335
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,518
I'M SO CONFUSED.
I HARDLY EVEN KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.

336
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,724
YOU'RE SITTING
ON YOUR CANNOLI.

337
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,426
( groans, shrieks )
LOOK AT THIS!

338
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,762
EVERYTHING'S
OUT OF CONTROL!

339
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,732
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- WHAT'S WRONG?  I'LL TELL
YOU WHAT'S WRONG.

340
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,734
I'M TRYING TO VOTE
MY CONSCIENCE,

341
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,736
AND I CAN'T EVEN
HEAR IT ANYMORE.

342
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,804
I HAVE ONLY TWO CHOICES
FOR CITY COUNCIL--

343
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,973
A PROFESSIONAL LIAR
AND MY BROTHER, THE JOKE.

344
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,243
( groans )
NEITHER OF THEM SHOULD
EVEN BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE.

345
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,013
THERE<i> IS</i> NO CHOICE.
MY ONLY CHOICE IS
NOT TO VOTE AT ALL.

346
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:05,516
DEMOCRACY IS HORRIBLE,
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!

347
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,220
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

348
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:13,057
DEMOCRACY IS THE WORST FORM
OF GOVERNMENT THERE IS,

349
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,059
- EXCEPT FOR ALL
OF THE OTHERS...
- ( groans )

350
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,461
AND THAT IS EXACTLY
WHY YOU HAVE TO VOTE.

351
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,130
- NO!
- YES!

352
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,064
- NO!
- YES!

353
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,000
IF YOU DON'T VOTE,
YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN.

354
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,036
COMPLAINING IS
ALL I HAVE LEFT.

355
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,472
THE SYSTEM
ISN'T PERFECT,

356
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,474
BUT IT'S IMPORTANT
TO PARTICIPATE,

357
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,476
EVEN IF YOU
GET IT WRONG.

358
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,979
JUST GO TO THE POLLS
AND DO WHAT YOU
THINK IS RIGHT.

359
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,950
THINGS WERE
SO MUCH SIMPLER
WHERE I COME FROM.

360
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,952
THERE'S ONLY ONE
BIG GIANT OFFICE,

361
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,455
AND WHOEVER OUTRUNS
THE FIREBALL WINS.

362
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,894
( blubbers )

363
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,830
( wailing )

364
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,101
( banging )

365
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,243
( panting )

366
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,247
( sobs )

367
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,417
OH, GOD, I HOPE
I DID THE RIGHT THING.

368
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,391
Man on TV:
<i> And the results for</i>
<i> city council are in.</i>

369
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,461
<i> The incumbent,</i>
<i> Frank Gansmiller,</i>
<i> is the winner.</i>

370
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,531
( all cheer )

371
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,300
SO I WOULD BE...

372
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,603
THE LOSER.

373
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,539
OKAY.  OKAY.

374
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,708
I'D LIKE TO
THANK YOU ALL
FOR SUPPORTING--

375
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,643
ALL RIGHTY.

376
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:44,381
HARRY, I WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT I
VOTED FOR YOU.

377
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,717
Man on TV:
<i> And to top off</i>
<i> this night of firsts,</i>

378
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,719
<i> there was also</i>
<i> one write-in vote</i>

379
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,887
<i> for a Dr. Mary Albright.</i>

380
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,194
THAT SELF-SERVING
BITCH.

381
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,470
I JUST HAD TO COME OVER
AND SAY GREAT JOB, KID.

382
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,639
IT WAS A TOUGH
CAMPAIGN ALL AROUND.

383
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,741
GLAD TO SEE NO ONE
WENT NEGATIVE.

384
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,712
IS THAT ENVELOPE JOB
STILL AVAILABLE?

385
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,582
NO.

386
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,919
TOUGH LUCK, KIDDO,

387
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,988
BUT YOUR FAMILY'S
BETTER OFF.

388
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,924
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE
AROUND GARBAGE,
YOU START TO STINK.

389
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,361
I DON'T LIKE THE TASTE
OF LOSING, DON.

390
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,430
IT TASTES
LIKE A BAD EGG.

391
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,932
YOU KNOW, THE KIND
THAT GIVES YOU
THE BURPS.

392
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,837
DURING THIS ELECTION,
I'VE DONE SOME
THINGS, SALLY,

393
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,839
SOME THINGS I'M
NOT SO PROUD OF.

394
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,841
DID I KNOW BETTER?
SURE.

395
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,110
BUT IT'S THIS...
THIS TOWN,

396
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,179
THIS CRAZY TOWN.

397
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:51,348
MAKES YOU WANT
TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

398
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,784
YOU'RE IN LUCK.
I'M PACKIN'.

399
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:00,023
SO, DR. SOLOMON,
DID YOU HEAR SOMEONE
VOTED FOR ME?

400
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,793
YES, I THINK I DID
HEAR THAT SOMEWHERE.

401
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,696
- I WONDER WHERE THAT VOTE
COULD HAVE COME FROM.
- WHO KNOWS?

402
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,698
IT IS A SECRET
BALLOT.

403
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,033
IT WAS ME, DR. ALBRIGHT.
I VOTED FOR YOU.

404
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,935
NO, YOU DIDN'T!

405
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,571
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
IT WAS A SECRET BALLOT.

406
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,874
DAMN!

407
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,650
I THINK WE SHOULD VOTE
FOR WHO'S HIGH COMMANDER.

408
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,185
- SURE.
WE'RE IN A DEMOCRACY.
- CAN WE VOTE FOR OURSELVES?

409
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,221
- OF COURSE.
I VOTE FOR ME.
- I VOTE FOR ME.

410
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,989
- I VOTE FOR ME.
- I VOTE FOR ME.

411
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,792
HIGH COMMANDER
BREAKS THE TIE.
I WIN.

412
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,160
LET'S VOTE AGAIN.
THIS TIME I VOTE
FOR HARRY.

413
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,095
THIS IS AMERICA.
YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT
FOUR YEARS.

414
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:42,032
- THAT'S NOT FAIR.
- WHOA!

415
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,200
GOD BLESS AMERICA.