♪ [Reggae]
♪ Mmm-mm-mmm ♪ this goes I'm a-waiting ♪
♪ ah, yeah, ooh, well ♪ on time let's go proposition to be made ♪
♪ turn up Ken Boothe ♪ I said the train is a-coming, baby ♪
♪ I said the train is coming now ♪
♪ I said the train is a-coming, baby ♪
♪ I said the train is coming now ♪
♪ So long I've been waiting
♪ waiting for you
♪ and me upon my knees ♪ oh, lord
♪ now the time has come
♪ and it's between you and me
♪ ooh, oh, lord
♪ because the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ I said the train is coming now, now, now, now ♪
♪ I said the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ And I am leaving on that train ♪
♪ Lord [ringing]
♪ The train is coming, baby the train is coming now ♪
♪ So long I've been waiting
♪ waiting for you
♪ oh, lord
♪ now the time has come
♪ and I want you to stand by me ♪
♪ Uh-huh
♪ because the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ I said the train is coming now, now, now, now ♪
♪ I said the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ And we are leaving on that train ♪
♪ Lord
[cars honking] ♪ the train is coming, baby the train is coming now ♪
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ [cars honking]
♪ We wish you a merry-- [woman] ow.
[Man] excuse us! Merry Christmas.
[Honking continues]
♪ We wish you
♪ a merry Christmas
♪ wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ Wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ And a happy-- [woman] watch it! Drunk.
Happy Christmas.
[Trains screeching]
♪ Happy
♪ happy Christmas
♪ we wish you
[inserts token, machine beeps]
♪ Lord, I want to be in that number ♪
Merry Christmas. ♪ yeah, thank you very much
♪ and thank you very much and thank you very much yes, sirree ♪
♪ [Kazoo]
♪ [Kazoo continues] ♪ [singing, indistinct]
♪ oh
♪ we wish you a merry Christmas ♪
[Chattering] ♪ we wish you a merry Christmas ♪
♪ [Slurred singing] yo, check this dude. Where you goin', bro?
Yo, look like the five-o. This guy ain't five-o. Shut up. Catch my back.
You a cop, bro? [belches]
Let's go, brother. I told you this nigger ain't no five-o. He's been drinkin'.
Go back to sleep. It's cool.
[Man] okay, he's checkin' out the d. He's checkin' out the d.
We have two Hispanic males.
Okay, just wait to see if they're in the game.
He's too stupid to be alive. Let's do this.
Oh, shit, man. This shit looks familiar. You know what I'm sayin'?
All right, he's got his slice. Everybody stay alert.
Nigger's got my ring. You been lookin' all over for that.
Stay cool. Shit, check that out, man. He's wearin' my watch.
Nobody go till you see the sign. He's gonna pull his lapel.
[Mumbling] what you gonna give me for Christmas, white boy?
Oh, shit!
- Motherfuckin' white boy! - Bingo! Bingo!
[Grunts] shit!
Yo... Stay.
Get the fuck out of my way! [Woman] hey! Oh, my God!
[Crowd chattering]
Yo, sucker! Move! Come on!
Move, move, move! What's this shit? [woman screams]
- Get out the way! - Come on, grandma!
[laughing] no laying down on the job! Glad my pain amuses you.
You jerk!
Come on, come on! Move!
- T.A.! T.A.! - [Panting]
[Man] wait, wait. Slow down. You got cops down there?
Right. Understood. All right, listen up.
Six line, wall street station.
I want all trains north and south of that location to stop and stay. Do it.
[Panting]
[Beeping]
doesn't he ever sleep?
Yeah, during the day. In a coffin. Kowalski.
You're stopping trains. I want to know why.
We got a police action, sir. Six line, south of wall street. Decoy cops in the tunnel.
Where is the revenue train?
We're holding it at wall street. Send it through.
Sir, we got cops on the tracks down there.
Send it through.
Nothing stops the money train.
[Yelling, panting]
[Horn blaring]
Money train!
I got a new plan! Do we have to talk about this now?
- [Hood yells] - [Panting]
Get the fuck out of my way! [man groans, woman gasps]
[Grunting]
Here's the cash. Must have sold a lot of tokens today.
- T.A.! - [Panting]
[Guard] watch it, guys! Watch it! I think he's got a gun!
Watch it! Get down! Freeze!
- They're not stopping! - Freeze!
- No! - [Woman screaming]
[gunfire, screaming continue]
Hey! Hey! Come on, come on! Yo!
- I'm t.A., man! - I don't believe this shit!
Come on! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, jeez! We're cops!
Back up, man! Back up! Oh, man, look who it is.
It's the transit twins. Oh! Look at this!
Did you have to? Huh? Huh? Shit.
You had to shoot him? It's a fuckin' kid.
- Oh, damn, damn! - We got standing orders to drop anybody...
That comes at us. Does he look like a train robber?
A what? Don't hang the blame on us here!
- Are you fucking crazy? Huh? - You ran him down the plat.
If you didn't fuck up, he'd still be alive! What'd you say?
I said you fucked up! No, you're not gonna hit him.
Why not? Because I'm gonna hit him.
[Scuffling, yelling]
Get the fuck off me, you fuckin' bad ass!
Get the fuck off me! Get off me, you motherfucker!
[Intercom] chief, those detectives from the decoy squad are here.
[Sighs] [groans]
[Chief] yeah. Sit down.
And don't bleed on my chair.
No, sir, chief Patterson.
That report says you're brothers. You, sir, are a Negro.
[chuckles] [Patterson ] he is white.
- Is somebody trying to jack me off? - Uh, no, sir.
We're foster brothers. Yeah, I ran away from this orphanage.
[Both talking] I'm sure it's a touching story, but shut up. Shut up!
Today...
You caused my money train to arrive 46 minutes late.
When my train is late,
I take it as a personal sign of disrespect.
The revenue collection for the entire subway system is under my direct command.
My train.
My people.
My money.
No one is allowed to dictate the movements of that train...
Without my direct permission.
- Am I making myself clear? - As a bell, sir.
Your train, your people, your money.
[Chuckles] shut up.
Yes, sir.
Now, are there any questions?
[Clears throat] uh, just one.
Why did you send the train into the tunnel when we were in there?
Your situation last night didn't move me one way or the other.
Anything else? [Black brother ] yes, chief Patterson.
Your men shot the kid to shit over a rope chain.
Yeah, they shot him to shit! That's what they did!
And you can't buy publicity like that.
That boy didn't die in vain.
As far as I'm concerned, he's a Goddamn hero.
Thanks to his sacrifice, the word went forth today:
You fuck with my train,
And I'll kill ya.
Now I'm gonna send one more message.
I don't like you.
So don't fuck with my train again.
If you do, we will tangle ass.
And you will lose.
You're dismissed.
I tell you, I hate bastards like that!
There's no price you can put on a human life.
Yeah, that kid is dead, and he's worried about his schedule.
You know what I'd like to do? You know what I'd really like to do?
Maim him? Shoot him? No. No, no, no.
I'd just like to take his precious little train.
Take the pacifier right outta the baby's mouth.
Hey, you say the word, I'm there. Word.
All right, I'm there. Word.
Well, let's do it then. If I didn't have this badge, boy.
We're cops not nuns.
We're not takin' the train, man. Too late.
[laughing]
[White brother] I sure do miss the old neighborhood.
Why don't you come back more often?
Nah, not enough action here. Maybe when I retire.
So, you comin' in? No, I got a date.
You got a date? Yeah.
With what? A girl? What do you think?
Or a deck of cards? You think I'm gambling again?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You got that look in your eye.
I can see the aces jumpin' up and down right now.
Yeah, well, I can see you got a suspicious mind. I know you.
You got any cash on you? What for?
If you must know, I'm buying you a Christmas present.
You're gonna buy me a Christmas present with my money?
Yeah, so don't be stingy.
[Chuckles] you never cease to amaze me.
You don't have to count it. I trust you, man.
- I'm out. See ya. - So you're really gonna buy me a present, huh?
- I love you, man. - If you love me, let me keep my money.
Hey, where's your Christmas spirit? In your pocket!
Hey! [Laughing] look out.
None of them ties or cologne or stuff like that, all right?
No. Yo, man!
Remember where you at now. You better change that walk.
Yeah. All right. Yeah. There you go.
Hey, what it is. Whoa!
Oh, you all right, man? Thanks, man. All right.
A thousand. I'm in.
See the grand... And kick it a grand.
Not me. I'm out.
Well... I think I'm gonna have to kick it to 5,000.
Too rich for me. Hmm.
♪ [White brother humming]
[Coughs]
[Sighing]
[High bidder] Charlie. Hmm?
You gonna eat or you gonna play cards?
[laughing]
Sorry, guys. I'm makin' a mess.
Uh, call you.
With what? You're light.
Oh.
Gentlemen, say hello to, uh...
[sniffs] oyster mother-of-pearl.
[Clears throat]
[Screaming]
[Man laughing] [continues screaming]
Hey, Charlie, let me get you a fuckin' parachute!
[Screaming] [continues laughing]
Charlie, your brother better get here soon...
Or he's going to be an only child.
[Car honks]
[Elevator dings] [Charlie screaming]
[screaming] [laughing]
- Okay, nobody move. - John, is that you...
My brother?
John, thank God you're here! [John] uh, Charles,
Would you mind tellin' me what the hell is goin' on here?
Apparently a man's word is no good here, John. You brought the money, right?
- Three hundred bucks. - Hey, motherfucker owes Mr. Brown 15,000.
Fifteen thousand?
This is no time to be cheap. [John] you know what?
Drop him.
No, hold it! He's kidding! The hell I am. No, drop the motherfucker.
John, these guys don't have a sense of humor! They don't know you're kidding!
Look, I am not kidding. I'm tired of this shit.
- You're the man. - [Charlie] no, no!
- [screams] - O-o-okay. Okay. Okay.
All right. Look, what do you say, Mr. Brown, we make a deal?
[Charlie] make a deal! [John ] here's the 300 bucks now.
- The rest you get in a couple days. - I'll pay you. I swear.
[Charlie whimpering] okay. Reel him in.
Oh, guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You guys are all right.
I was kidding about the sense of humor thing. You know that.
[Chuckles] thanks, man.
For a second there, I thought they were gonna prove I couldn't fly.
You said you were gonna stop this shit. Yeah, well, I was.
I had this sweetheart of a hand. There was no way I could lose.
You couldn't lose, huh? You know how many times you said that to me?
One of these days I'm not gonna be there to save your ass.
You think I couldn't have got outta that shit? Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
If I hadn't saved you, you'd be a chalk outline now.
I'd be pickin' your ass up with a pooper scooper.
You don't understand, hook. I have changed, and at a basic cellular level.
I know you've heard this before, but I was up there...
51 stories, dangling, and, I mean, imminent death.
I'm terrified, and suddenly... [exhales]
It was like Buddha consciousness.
I've read about it in books. That's it. That's it.
God spoke to me, and she said, "you've got to stop gambling." that is it!
I swear to Goddess that I'm quittin'. Ten bucks says you can't do it.
I'll make it 20. See that? My point exactly!
Oh, come on, man! When did you lose your sense of humor?
That's fucked up, motherfucker. You gotta stop drinkin' that wheat grass bullshit.
Dogs pee in that grass. What? That's good for you too.
Then I switch over here and I go to track number five? [Men chattering]
Thank you.
[Man] hey, John, let's see that drunk walk again.
[Man chuckling] you got it.
[laughing, chattering] [door closing]
Charlie, John, say hello to grace Santiago.
She's gonna be workin' with us.
Hi. How you guys doin'? Nice to meet you.
Hi. Yeah, how you doin'?
Welcome aboard. Thanks.
She is smokin'.
I think I'm in love. Damn, this job is lookin' up.
All quiet by the d. All clear by the d.
♪ Oh, come, all ye faithful
Okay, hold on, hold on. We got a Christmas shopper.
White male, 19, with his girlfriend. He's dressed all black.
Yeah, he's definitely interested. [John coughing]
His girlfriend's tryin' to talk him out of it. Come on.
Now she's draggin' him away.
You do much decoy? Six months in the outer boroughs.
I liked it. But this transfer's a lucky break.
Hmm. And they say you guys are the best.
Oh, well, modesty prevents me from--
Well, no, it does not. We are the best. [chuckles]
[Charlie] you see the way he's swayin' back and forth?
He's got his arm swingin' like he wants to take a whiz, but he forgot how.
He got that from me. [laughs]
[Gasps]
[Charlie laughs]
So where you from? The Bronx.
What, uh-- who-- you livin' by yourself?
Yeah.
Shouldn't you be watching the d? Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, hey! Hang on. We got something goin' on here.
Ooh, what we got here? They normally don't look this good.
Ooh, and look at those big hands.
[Both laughing]
[Snoring] what do you think?
Let's take him home. Come on. You want to do it?
Let's do it. I'm into it, baby. You know that. Hey, honey.
[Groans] honey, we're gonna take you home.
Come on, baby. Come home with us.
Yeah. Ooh! Look at this. You are one fine-lookin' man.
[Groaning] now, don't fight us. Look at that face.
Come on, baby. Come on. Here. Baby.
We're gonna give you some lovin'. You know that. Come on.
We gonna chew you up. Come on, baby. We won't spit you out.
[John groaning, women laughing] come with us.
[Chuckling] [women chattering]
Shouldn't we break it up? He's tugging his collar for dear life over there.
You look pretty scared. Oh, my man! You bad girl.
[Women chattering] [grace] hey! Hey!
[Slurring] that's my man! Get your hands off my man!
Are you bitches crazy?
You want to get hurt, that's what it is. [woman] wait, wait.
We didn't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We didn't know.
Have a little Christmas spirit. Merry Christmas to you. Peace.
Get the hell outta here! Yeah, you better run!
It's your fault. I didn't start nothin'.
[Groaning] I turn my back for one minute, and you're doggin' me?
[Women arguing] they were huge.
[chuckles] oh, she's beautiful.
You wait right there. You wait right there!
Don't you let me see you talkin' to-- [blowing nose]
You're nasty. What you lookin' at?
- I could kick your ass too. - [Chuckling]
Alone at last.
May I help you? I was hopin' we could help each other.
- What do you want, sir? - I want to ask you a question.
[Sighs]
Do you know what it's like to smell your own flesh burning?
[Screaming]
You better hand out the cash, bitch,
Or I'll light you up. Okay.
[Gasps, screams]
[Crying]
I gave you the money.
I'm not in it for the money. [crying]
[screaming]
[Continues screaming] help me!
[Token clerk screaming] [ Charlie] oh, my God! It's Torch!
Call e.M.S.! Tell 'em we got a fire in a downtown booth!
- [Hysterical screaming] - [Horn blaring]
I'll take the street!
[Horn honking]
[Screaming] help!
[Yells]
[Grunting]
- Get down! Get down! - [Token clerk screaming]
- [Glass shattering] - [Screaming continues]
[grunting] sick bastard!
- [Officers] police! Freeze! - There he is! Don't move!
Get off me, you sick fuck! [ officer] hold it right there!
[Screaming] let's go! Get on the ground!
[Yelling, screaming]
Help me! Help me, please!
[Hysterical crying] you're okay.
You're okay. It's okay. It's okay.
[laughing, chattering]
Hey. Hey, man.
Johnny, merry Christmas. Frank.
Merry Christmas. What are you drinkin'?
I'll have the usual. Jack?
Yeah, jack. Straight up.
[Grunting]
No, no, better yet, give me two of those.
Give me two jacks and give me two beers too.
[Grunting]
Okay, now, this right here is a little hard and heavy,
So I think you should drink it with... Mmm.
A beer because you obviously...
Have been there before.
[Frank] that's with me, Johnny.
Damn. [Sighs] there you go.
[Sighs] thanks. You took a pretty hard one today.
Too bad that sick bastard got away.
Well, it was his lucky day. That won't be happening twice.
Don't beat yourself up too much about it because I talked with the e.M.S. People,
And they said the token booth clerk is gonna be just fine.
That's good to hear. Yeah.
I'm glad to hear that. Absolutely.
You know, I wanted to tell you that...
This job can be hazardous to your health...
If you take it too seriously.
Yeah, well, I don't know no other way.
Me neither.
I mean, it does take a special kind of person to do this job, you know.
Someone with dedication.
Perseverance. Stamina.
Strength. Courage.
Cojones.
Complete and utter stupidity.
It's a curse. Uh-huh. We're doomed. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
[laughing]
Welcome to the team. Thanks.
And how are my two favorite people?
Hey. We were fine. [Laughing]
He's a kidder. Oh, yeah.
So, look, I went out, looked long and hard,
And I found you something for your first day.
I thought it might be special. Oh!
The alcohol just preserves it. Oh, thank you.
I don't know what to say. He probably stole it from some little girl scout or something.
Oh, my-- he's a nut. Why don't you grab us a couple cervezas?
What? Do you expect grace to pay on her first night?
I'm having that cash flow problem.
Cash flow-- oh, you mean, you're broke!
[laughing] right, right, right.
You ain't got a dime to your name, right?
Lovely flower though. He's a great guy.
Mm-hmm. Too bad he's gay. So how you doin'?
Yeah, jack. How you doin', man?
Good. How you doin' today? Let me ask you a question.
What's that? How does it feel to be brothers with a white guy?
I told you that story already. I heard this garbage can makin' noise--
You found him, right? I f-found-- well, you know.
You didn't feed the motherfucker, did you? No, I didn't feed him.
You can't get rid of 'em when you feed 'em. My mother fed him.
You know that, right? Mmm.
Look, I got something I gotta do. Stay black, man.
Yeah, man, ain't got no choice.
[John, Charlie yelling] come on! The night is young! I gotta go!
The night's a puppy! She say she wanted to be here, but she's leavin'.
♪ Amazing grace
♪ how sweet the sound [ groans] man, oh, man.
I'm in love, man. I'm in love. What are you talkin' about?
Doubt you even got a shot. You better ease back. Come on.
I am deeply in love, I think. She is nice, isn't she?
Oh, more than nice. I'd introduce her to ma Di, if she were still alive.
Uh-huh. I'd bear her children if she'd give me the opportunity.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Well, you know what they say:
May the best man win. Don't worry, little boy blue. I intend to.
Come on, Dorothy. Click your heels three times and come back to Kansas.
You ain't even got a chance. Is that right?
That's right. That's right.
She didn't even keep the rose you gave her.
[laughing]
That's fucked up.
Yo, don't worry about it, man. You can get another one, right? [Unzips zipper]
That is fucked up, man. I wouldn't go down that road with you. [Urinating]
[laughing] it's typical of your insensitivity.
Like pissin' on that nice car.
You just always gotta be the coolest. You always gotta be the smartest.
Come on, man. You always gotta be the most on top of it.
I was just kidding, man. No, you ain't just kidding. You're always that way.
You gotta be the guy who gets the girl. You know what it was?
Ma Di gave you everything, then you expect everything. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
Ma Di gave me everything? Ma Di treated us the same. No, no, no, no.
God rest her soul. She treated me great.
She took me in, she fed me, she loved me, but she loved you better.
Yo, Charlie, Charlie, look.
We got the same thing, all right?
It's called sharing. Right?
I wear your coat, you wear my shoes.
I use your toothbrush, you sleep with-- yeah, I wear your shoes.
I'm always in your shoes. I'm always in your footsteps.
I'm always hook's little brother.
Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are we talkin' about shoes or are we talkin' about grace?
We're talkin' about the fact that my ceiling is always your floor.
Move out the motherfuckin' building then!
I happen to like the motherfuckin' building! Then what's your complaint?
You're always first, and I'm always one step behind. You perpetuate that!
What? Oh, wait a minute. Yeah.
So now it's my fault, right? Yeah, partially.
You blame that on me? Yeah.
You have plenty of opportunity, but you know what happens? You always fuck it up.
That illustrates my point. You're callin' me a fuck-up.
I did not call you a fuck-up. I said that you fuck up. There's a difference.
So you call me a fuck-up, so I keep fuckin' up.
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy! Are you listenin' to me?
Are you listening to me? What is wrong with you? I don't need this shit.
No, no, no. You called me a fuck-up. Don't put your hands on me.
What are you gonna do about it? I'm over here, you over there.
There ain't nothin' between us but the motherfuckin' air. Make a move, man.
[Hood] give me your wallets! You want to drop me?
You testin' me? Yo, motherfucker! [guns cocking]
- Wallets first, then rings and watches! - Give it up, man.
- Give up your shit! - What? You deaf?
Come on, motherfucker! I'm talkin' to you, Casper-ass! Give it up!
You heard the man!
I'll be--
Damn! Shit!
Easy. All right, chill out, white boy.
[John] okay, now look at the shit you done got us in.
What? You're gonna blame this shit on me too? This is definitely your fault.
Oh, it was my fault? Who was watchin' the street? I can't believe this.
I got to go out like this? [Charlie ] my back was to the street.
I'm sick of your shit. Stop tryin' to pin everything on me, hook.
This one definitely is your fault.
I don't care who caused the shit, just give it up! [John, Charlie arguing]
I didn't call you a fuck-up! Fuck you, man!
What do you mean, fuck me? Yo, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Who the fuck you talkin' about? I'll bust a cap in your ass!
Look, motherfucker, I'm robbin' your ass! Give up your shit!
No, I tell you what. I'll get the shoes. Don't worry about it.
Over here! Hello!
I'll shoot you in your good eye, man.
- This is a stickup, motherfucker! - A stickup!
I'll fill you full of holes.
- You'll look like chocolate swiss cheese, man! - What is wrong with y'all?
You took my Garth brooks records! You took my ice cream records.
Ice cube! Ice cube! Ice cube. Ice pick. Ice capades.
I'm white. How should I know? They fuckin' sick.
Let's get up out of here, man. [both chuckling]
You wasn't gonna really shoot me, were you?
Hell, no. You weren't gonna shoot me, were you?
You had that Alabama look in your eye. Yeah.
You're lucky I didn't have a fire hose. [John chuckling]
So you really think this girl can make a difference, huh?
Yeah, you know, I do.
Hey, man, go for it. You know? Yeah?
Yeah, man, I'm out of it. You know? You serious?
[John scoffs] I hope she makes you happy.
Hey, merry Christmas, man. Hey, merry Christmas to you too, man.
[Blows nose]
Department says we gotta take backup on during the holiday season,
But it don't mean we have to like who they send us.
So you shut up and stay out of our way.
Hey, man, I'm sorry. We didn't ask for this assignment.
You don't have to treat us like we're gonna steal something.
Really, man. I guess they're a little pissed off...
'cause we beat the shit outta their buddies on day shift.
Hey! Everybody chill. We're here to help you out today, Dooley.
It's all right. Just too much testosterone in here or something.
Lighten up, babe. [Charlie ] yeah, try retaining.
Back to your stations. We got a schedule to keep.
Yo, Dooley. You guys are gonna take in a lot of money tonight, huh?
Yeah, this time of year, three, maybe four million.
Damn.
That's-- that's money.
That's a whole lot of money. Stop droolin', stop droolin'.
It's not like we can't take a few mental notes. Check out that grate.
[Train horn honking]
[Man] look alive! We got something up ahead!
- [Horn honks] - [Man] no problem. Just workers in the tunnel.
Hey, hotshot, you're standin' in my spot. Yeah?
Don't be pokin' me with that thing. Is that thing--
Go fuck yourself. Shut the fuck up, punk.
Don't be pushin' me. Go fuck yourself, pretty boy. What are you gonna fuckin' do?
- I'll shove it up your ass. - Get the fuck outta here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on now! You ain't gonna hit him.
Why not? 'cause I'm gonna hit him!
All right! Knock it off! Jesus Christ!
[Grunting, shuffling]
[Groaning] [John] oh, my God! That was beautiful!
Mmm, is she your wife?
No, sir.
Your girlfriend? No, sir.
Ah, perhaps your sister. Now, that would make sense.
A white brother, a black brother...
And a Latino sister.
Officer grace Santiago, sir.
I've been newly assigned to unit one.
You boys are lucky. How did you get so lucky?
Are they lucky, officer Santiago?
I don't know what you mean, sir.
Having you as a partner. Are they lucky?
I'll try my best to do my job and be part of the team, sir.
I'm sure you will. You're dismissed.
This doesn't concern you, officer Santiago.
You boys, you don't listen.
This time you may have your nuts in a wringer.
Last time you messed with my train, it was late.
This time it was light!
Light?
Sit down.
It seems that in the darkness and confusion,
Somebody made off with 25,000 of my dollars!
You got any idea how that could happen?
No, sir.
Why ask us?
You're a bad gambler, sunny Jim.
You're in debt up to your eyeballs.
The only thing you're good at is losin' money.
I think you could figure out how I lost mine.
Wait. Are you tryin' to say we had something to do with this?
Did I say that? I didn't say that.
All I said was that bad things seem to happen around you two...
And some money got lost.
I think you can help me find it.
How so? [Patterson ] you look for it.
I got a hunch...
That if you dig down in that commode that you call a soul,
You'll come up with something. [door opening]
- Excuse me, sir. - I didn't ask to be disturbed.
I think you might want to hear this.
[Whispering]
[Whispering continues]
Get out of here.
Um... [door closes]
You're dismissed.
Dismissed? [Patterson ] dismissed.
[Scoffs, chuckles]
You know, one second you're calling us crooks,
And then the next second we're just dismissed.
[Patterson] the money has been recovered.
A collection agent made a full confession.
I said you're dismissed.
[laughs]
By the way, whatever happened to that money train model that was on your desk?
- That was cool. -I was just thinkin' about that. I didn't see it. Heartbroken.
[Charlie] just, poof, gone.
[John] the man power that had to go into putting that together.
You're right on the edge.
You're a wreck lookin' for someplace to happen.
I'll be there,
And I'll fuck you dead.
Do you think he wants to fuck us before we're dead or after?
When we're dead, that's when he wants to fuck us.
Either way, it's a pain in the ass.
Oh, man, fuck that! Yeah, really. Fuck him.
I mean, thinkin' I stole the money. That's insulting.
Look, I tell you, I thought you stole it too.
You did?
That's all right. You're family.
You got a right to insult me. But that son of a bitch, he-- hey, hook.
What? Hook.
You know what's on the other side of that pond? Yeah, that's Wollman rink.
Last night those repair guys came up a ladder into the park.
What? Right over there? Yeah.
Ohh. Ahh. Ohh.
I see what you're sayin'. That's what I'm sayin'.
Stop the train near the rink, yeah.
Then use the ladder to climb up...
And, pow, take away the cash. Take the cash.
Then disappear into the park.
Never work.
No, it'll work. It'll work. It'll never work.
Charlie. What?
How much do you think we can get?
Three, four million at least.
Man, man, man. Mmm. We could be rich.
Rich, man? Fuck, we'd be free.
It's about time for our people. Mmm, mm-hmm.
Say it loud. I'm black, and I'm proud.
And you look it. Oh. Mmm!
Man, we're talkin' about-- that's livin' the lifestyles of the rich and famous.
You know what we could do? We could be like just takin' cruise ships, you know?
- From island to island. - We'd be like boat people, but, you know, richer.
Richer than that? Hell, man, we could go to-- we'll just buy an island.
Now you're talkin'. Now you're talkin'. Yeah.
- That's enterprisin'. Something like Maui. - Or Bali.
- Tahiti. - Any of the "-I" islands.
The best thing is that we wouldn't have to put up with no crap...
From that necrophiliac, prick-in-a-suit Patterson.
That son of a bitch. We don't deserve that. Know what I'm sayin'?
Put him out there and let the sharks eat him. Let's do it, man.
Let's do it! Let's do it. Now, I'm with it.
Here's what I'm sayin'. What are you sayin'? Talk to me now.
Come on now. Talk to me. The best possible time...
To pull this off is gonna be new year's eve.
Why? Because new year's day they have the rate hike. Right.
So it's just gonna be loaded down with currency, man.
Right, right. It'll just be "phat"!
You know what I mean? [Laughing ] where did you learn that word?
MTV raps, man. I'm tryin' to keep up with my heritage. [Laughing]
Anyway, think about it. What do you think? [continues laughing]
[laughing] wait, wait, wait. What?
Look, Charlie, come back to earth, man.
All right? Just-just calm down.
What? What are you talkin' about? Come on back to earth.
Look, Charles, we're not gonna rob the money train.
Why not? [Stammering ] because we're cops.
Remember "serve, protect, break a mugger's neck"? All of that.
That's our credo. We gotta do this. We can do this.
No, no, no, no, no. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it.
Shh, shh, shh. No, no, it would be no problem.
Just-- not-- no, no, shh, shh! I'm tellin' you, it's easy.
Shh. No. Shh, ah! No, wait--
See, I get the-- ah, shh! Shh, shh, shh.
Put that damn thing away, man, before somebody think you got it for Christmas.
A double if-- [John hushing]
♪ [Salsa]
♪
[Chuckles]
♪
[laughing] don't let me interrupt.
It was too hot inside. I had to come outside for a minute.
Uh-huh. I see you're gettin' down, huh?
Salsa, yeah. It's all right. Love this.
I grew up with this stuff. You didn't grow up on this.
I grew up on this. No, I'm from the Bronx, see. Excuse me?
What? What? Come on. Let's see what you got.
[Both laughing]
Hey... I'm very surprised.
♪ [Continues] baby, e street.
Here, do this one.
See? See that there? You're teachin' me something?
Uh-huh. You gotta learn from somebody.
♪ [Continues]
Let's see what you got now. See!
Watch out now. I might throw a spin on you. Oh!
Ah! ♪ [song ends]
A little rough for the first time, but-- if we do it more often,
We'd get some practice in. I thought we were dancin'.
♪ [Slow] that was nice. That was nice.
Are you just gonna leave me hangin' like that? What? No, no, no, no.
Slow music? No, no, no, no, no. I don't dance to slow music.
Oh, you don't dance to slow music. No, no.
How would it look for me to all of a sudden just like...
Step up to you like that and, you know,
Pull you close and s-start dancin' with you all close and stuff like that?
That could work.
♪
[laughs]
I got a confession to make.
Yeah, what's that?
Well, this is the first time I ever danced with a cop.
Yeah, well, me too.
Hey! Hey, hey.
I hope that's your gun. Well, whatever it is, it's pokin' me too.
Hold on. Maybe it's my gun.
Hmm. Put your stuff in the back.
You put your stuff to the back. I am.
[laughing]
♪ You promised me
♪ I promised you
♪ love for one another
♪ was true
♪ but somewhere in time
♪ we went on with our lives
♪ now we're oh, so far apart ♪
♪ Too far to make a start
♪ too long to make it end [chuckling]
♪ I must see you again wow.
Oh, boy. Ooh.
Hey, look, I think I should go in. Yeah.
Yeah, 'cause we don't want people to come out here and start talkin'.
No, we wouldn't want that. 'Cause you know how the precinct is.
[Mimics chattering] yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughs]
You go ahead.
[Whispers] okay. All right. That was nice.
[John] grace?
Me gusto bailando contigo. [grace laughs]
Gracias.
I enjoyed it too.
[Muttering in Spanish]
♪
[Charlie] hey. Hey.
How goes it? Can I interest you in a pina colada?
♪
[Charlie] ♪ you gotta get up you gotta get up ♪
♪ You gotta get up in the morning ♪
♪ You gotta get up [ groaning] stop, stop, stop.
I knew I should've never told you where I hide my keys. Hook!
Come on, man. Hey, hook.
Come on, get up. Time to play. [groaning]
Hook! Hook! Get up! [ cocks gun] all right?
Say no more, man. It's hot in here.
It's hot. Could it be hotter in here? It's like a sauna, man.
[John] don't touch that window, man. Fresh air.
- It's cold outside, man. - You gotta get fresh air. Trust me.
Fresh air? Where do you think you're at? In the alps and shit?
Best thing for your lungs. This is new York, man.
Ow! Shit.
Watch your shin. You smell like you haven't been back to your place to wash.
That's because I haven't.
You haven't? No, I've been out.
Grace?
I've been out with grace all night long, and I'm feelin' good. Whoo!
[Sighs]
All night?
[Sniffing]
Yeah, all night. And I feel all right.
You try some of your world-class, cheap-ass moves on her?
Well, a gentleman never tells.
- What? - A gentleman never tells.
Ah, well, since you're in no danger of even becoming one,
You can go ahead and tell me.
How'd it go?
All right. We went--
Nah, I ain't gonna say.
Did you kiss her?
[Snoring]
[Snoring continues] you kissed her, didn't you?
[grunting]
[Grunting]
Shouldn't you be home in bed?
Too much energy.
I thought I'd come here and try to burn it off.
Yeah, well, thought you worked that out last night.
[Punching, grunting]
[Grunting] you know, um...
I still got a little something left.
[Panting] what?
You want to go at it?
[laughs] what? Boxing?
Yeah. Come on. Let's go a few rounds.
And don't hold back.
Come on. Look, you sure you wanna do this?
[Chuckling]
[laughing] oh, you're sneaky, huh?
Back up now. Wait. Hey, get outta here.
[Chuckling] I ain't goin' nowhere.
[Groans, chuckles]
[Chuckling]
[laughs, grunts]
[Groans, laughs] okay.
All right, good. Good.
So, you wanna talk about last night?
You're talkin' about you and Charlie, right? No.
I'm talkin' about you and me and the reason you backed off.
Look, you wanna box or you gonna talk?
It's Charlie, isn't it? What?
It's Charlie, isn't it? Yes, it's Charlie. The guy is crazy about you.
This has got to be a first. [grunts]
A guy who cares more about his brother than he does about himself.
Well, he is my brother. [groans]
Yes, I care about him.
I mean, I ain't no saint or nothin' like that.
There are times when I feel like I want to just kill the guy.
Yeah, I heard he's kind of a fuck-up.
A fuck-up?
- [Groans] - Oh, sh--
- Damn. - Oh, man, I'm sorry.
No, I'm okay. No, I'm--
I was outta line anyway. Oh, no, no, no.
I mean, can't you understand that I-I have to look after my brother?
I can understand about you and your brother.
What I'm not understanding is what's going on between you and me.
[Sighs] you and me.
Yeah.
You and your feelings about me.
[Sighs]
Well, I decked you, didn't I?
[laughs]
I feel the same way about you.
You know, this could get painful.
Hey...
Love hurts.
[Phone ringing] yo, officer? Officer!
Good night. Adios. See you, Charlie.
Yo, Charlie. Yo, hold up. I want to talk to you.
Come here, man.
Something I want to give to you.
Your conscience finally got to you?
You got me a Christmas present?
What is this? Fifteen grand?
Yeah, I've been savin' it for a rainy day.
And, uh, it's rainin', Charlie.
I can't take this. Charlie--
No, no, no, no, no. Charles...
Go ahead and take it and handle your affairs, all right?
Go and pay Mr. Brown.
You're always there for me, hook.
Well, you'd be there for me, so-- no, I wouldn't.
I mean, you wouldn't get yourself into a mess like this.
I'm gonna pay you back every dime with interest.
[Chuckling] yeah, yeah, I know you will.
I love you, man. I love you too.
Handle it. I'm gonna take care of it right now.
Put this shit away. You never know around here.
Hey, look, tomorrow night, if you're not busy, meet me down at the WHA.
There's something I wanna talk to you about, all right?
You got it. I'm there.
You never cease to amaze me.
Best new year's ever.
[Sighs] or something.
[Woman groans] whoa. You all right?
Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine. Hang in there.
Easy does it.
Whoa. Your keys. Careful.
Oh, look at this. Thank you. Thanks.
[Man] this is 33rd street. 33rd street station.
Police. Hey, man! Hey, what are you doin'?
- Get off of me! - Settle down.
Thank you. Damn!
This look familiar?
Oh, my God. That's my wallet. Don't be embarrassed.
You see this kind of thing happen all the time.
The best place to keep your valuables is right here.
No! Open the door! Stop the train!
[Continues screaming]
[Knocking]
[Knocking continues]
Hi.
Round two.
[Chattering]
Hey, man. Hey. Hey, be cool.
You're not gonna believe this, but I had the money, all Mr. Brown's money.
[Men laughing] oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some old lady dipped me.
You got dipped, huh? On the train.
Dipped ya! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, guys!
[Charlie groaning] kick his fuckin' ass.
♪ I don't want to talk about it ♪
♪ I've done enough I think
♪ I don't want to spend more money ♪
♪ I don't want another drink
♪ I would scratch out all the images ♪
♪ If I had the chance
[men yelling, Charlie groaning]
♪ Don't ask me what I'm thinking ♪
♪ Can't you see I only want to ♪
♪ Dance without sleeping I'll dance without fear ♪
♪ Dance without senses no message I hear ♪
♪ Dance without sleeping I'll dance till I'm numb ♪
[Yelling, groaning] ♪ dance till I think
♪ I can overcome
[panting, sighing]
[Charlie groaning] oh, God.
[Continues groaning]
[Sighs]
[Sighing]
[Continues sighing, clears throat]
[Groan, sighs]
[Recaps, sets down bottle]
[Sniffs]
[Sighs]
[Door closes]
Charlie. Ah, man, come on. At least let me explain, man.
What? There is nothing to explain.
You think you guys were foolin' me? I knew what was goin' on the whole time.
- Come on, man, you're lyin'. - Hey, if I'm lyin', I'm flyin'.
I'm happy for you guys. I mean, I really am. Why wouldn't I be?
We're brothers, right? Brothers.
[Sighs] well, at least, did you pay Mr. Brown?
No, actually... I lost the money.
But what else is new, right?
[John sighs]
Damn, Charlie.
[P. A. System] the train will be making a quick stop--
[p. A. System continues, indistinct]
[Passengers dropping tokens in]
Can you give me two tokens, please?
[P.A. System continues, indistinct]
What are the chances of these gunpoint robbers actually hitting my booth?
[John] well, the report says it's only one guy.
And Riley says that he only goes for female clerks.
[Chuckles] so, uh, act female.
What? Powder my nose? Paint my toenails?
[Chuckling]
[Softly] hey.
[Closes door]
Hey.
Skip said you would be a little late. Yeah.
You all right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
You know, you know, I was reading that book...
That you lent me, the Kabalian, you know?
And it says in there that the universe... [sniffing]
Is a mental creation of the all.
Which means that this-- you're drunk.
No, I'm not drunk. Yes, you are.
No, I'm not. Bullshit, your breath smells like it's 90 proof.
That's from last night, man. I didn't brush this morning. I'm--
Charlie, Charlie, I don't want to hear it. Now--
Look, do me a favor. Get yourself together.
Go home and get some rest. No, I don't need rest.
You got a lot of fucking nerve coming in here like this.
[P.A. System, passengers chattering, indistinct]
[P.A. System, chattering continue]
[Mumbling]
[P.A. System continues]
Let me explain to you about what happened with the money, okay? [Scoffs]
Oh, what is it this time? The horses? The cars? What is it?
No, no, no, no, no. Three-card-fuckin'-monte?
I was on the train and this old lady dipped me.
Oh, man, don't lie to me. On the train, man.
I'm not lying. Have I ever lied to you? Yes, you lie to me.
About little things, but not big things.
A lie is a lie is a lie!
It's important to me that you believe me on this. But I don't.
Don't say another word. You say one more word, I swear to God--
What? Are you gonna hit me?
[Train approaching]
[passengers chattering, indistinct]
[Chattering continues]
[Men talking] I think this is it.
[Screams]
[Screaming] what the hell was that?
Darryl, can you see what's going on over there?
[Darryl] somebody fell on the downtown plat. Jesus.
[John over radio] grace, hold your position, all right?
I gotta go check this out. Somebody fell on the tracks. Roger.
Keep your eye on grace. Hey, you don't have to look at me like that.
I can handle it. [door closes]
Who's handling dispatch? I don't know!
Mm-hmm.
[Officer] all right, listen, give me that light.
Back up. Jesus. What happened? Can't you see?
[Officer] shine your light over there.
What the fu-- you remember me?
[Chuckling] yeah, sure you do. [liquid flowing]
'cause that's my scent you're wearing.
Give me a hand here, would you? Shine that light.
What do you want? The money?
No, baby. I don't want the money. [liquid flowing]
Oh! [drops binoculars]
10-13! 10-13! Grace is in trouble!
Freeze!
[Crowd screaming]
[Officer] everybody get down!
[Gunfire continues]
- Get down! - [Grunts]
- Come on! Come on!
[Woman screams]
[Panting] [man] get down!
[John] police! Move, move, move, move, move!
Whoa! Ow!
Police! Move!
[Women scream]
[Groans]
[Man] look out! Hey!
Cops! Move out of the way! Come on, move out of the way! Out of the way!
Move! Police! Out of the way!
Come on, move out of the way!
[Charlie] freeze! [ tires screeching]
Charlie, no, no, don't! [fires gun]
[Gunfire continues, woman screams] [whinnying]
Oh, shit! [Hoof beats approaching]
[crowd screaming]
You okay? [crying]
[Panting] [crowd screaming]
[Grunts, panting]
Move! Get out of the way!
Move, move, move, move! Police!
[Groans]
[Grunting]
[Pants] now, you see what happens when you play with fire?
You get burned.
No! [screaming, fires gun]
[Screaming]
- [Horn blaring] - [Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Train approaching, horn blaring]
[dispatcher] all available units, all available units,
Respond to a power outage...
Between 42nd street and Columbus circle.
[Chuckling]
Perfect.
Well, I must say, you created quite a shit storm.
What the hell is wrong with you?
You could have blown away a half a dozen people with your reckless shit.
Now, I don't know if I can make you look like a hero, but I think I can help.
Don't worry, kid. We'll get you out of this one.
All you gotta do...
Is ask... For my help.
It's your badge.
It's your life. It's your call.
What do you say?
Hmm?
[Sighs]
No. From there.
What's the matter?
Why aren't you laughing? Don't you think I'm funny anymore?
Now, say it.
- You want to hear the words, don't you? - I want to hear the words.
[Chuckles] kiss my fuckin' ass.
You kiss it good-bye.
Because you're busted, punk. You're fired!
[John] whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, Charlie, get up.
Come on, everybody just calm down, all right?
Charlie, we can work this out. There ain't nothing to work out with this piece of shit.
He's right. There's nothing to work out... Hey, come on.
Because your brother ain't a cop no more.
Just let me talk to him. What do you want to defend him for?
He ain't worth it! Everybody knows your brother ain't nothin' but a fuck-up.
A what? A fuck-up.
Come on, hook. Hey, hey, hey! Come on, man! I don't have to take this shit!
Forget it. Yo, man, this ain't your little glass palace.
- You come over here, I'll bust your ass! - Go ahead, take a bite of me.
You'll be lickin' your asshole for a month to get the taste out of your mouth.
- You son of a bitch! - That's it! You're busted!
Fuck you! Come on.
I don't have to take this shit from him! I'm over here...
Bustin' my ass for this little prick! When your friend calms down,
Tell him to take his badge off...
Because it belongs to me.
And so does your ass.
I'll send a uniformed officer around to pick up my hardware. Let's go.
You don't gotta send nobody. You could get come and get this yourself.
It's right here. If you want it, you could come and get it yourself!
Hey, man, this is between you and me, not you and him!
Who's that Napoleonic little son of a bitch think he is?
Fuck him, man. He's gonna regret this day.
No. Fuck you, Charlie.
Fuck me?
Yeah, fuck you.
I didn't ask you to step in and-- I tried to stop you.
It's gonna work out. Don't worry, it'll work out. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no. Oh, no, it's not gonna work out this time.
Not this time. Hey, don't turn your back on me, bro.
Whoa, whoa, now we're not brothers, all right? We don't think alike,
We don't act alike, and we damn sure don't even look alike!
Ever since we were kids, I've been carrying you on my back!
I wiped your fucking nose, I cleaned up your messes!
Now I'm gonna give up my badge and my career for you? No, no!
This is shakin' time. You can get the fuck out of my life!
Oh, that's great.
Frank, do you happen to know why...
Blind people don't skydive?
No, why?
Well, I'll tell you. It's because it scares the shit out of their dogs.
[Chuckles]
It scares the... Shit out of--
Well, you're-you're a tough crowd, frank.
Another Jaegermeister. Pronto.
Yeah, you had enough, Charlie. Water's cut off.
Jesus Christ. What's your problem, huh?
My problem is you're interfering with me at the embryo stage of a bender!
All right? Other than that, I got no problems. I mean, I'm deliriously happy.
In fact, I mean, I got nothing to worry about.
I got no job, no-no-no brother, no girlfriend, no future.
Hey, I got nothing to lose.
I mean, the first time in my life I'm-I'm free.
God bless us all, tiny Tim.
[Frank] you're over the top, Charlie. Listen to me.
Don't do anything stupid.
Where's the fun in that, frank?
Shit, I just remembered. I have to urinate.
I'll pick this up later.
[Sighs]
[Sniffs, grunts]
Oh, shit. [groans]
[Gagging]
[Gagging continues] I don't have the money, all right?
If you want to kill me, just fuckin' kill me.
As a matter of fact, right now it would be a relief.
I hate to hear that kind of fatalism, Charlie. I really do. [Gagging]
It poses a very interesting problem for me. [Charlie gagging]
Now, obviously, we can't keep on doing this because it doesn't have any effect on you.
What I do in a case like yours, and I'm being forced here,
I threaten the life of someone you love.
[Gagging] [Brown] a wife. A child.
A brother.
You son of a bitch!
[Groaning, gasping]
[Brown] merry Christmas, Charlie.
[Groans]
[Groaning continues]
January 1, or your nigger brother's dead.
[Groaning]
[Locking door]
[Sighs]
[Groans]
[Exhales]
[Train approaching]
[train departing]
[knocking]
- Frank, what you doing here? - I gotta talk to you, Johnny. It's about Charlie.
He's in a lot of trouble.
♪
♪ [Crowd talking, laughing]
♪
[Man] hey, bartender, over here.
♪
Hey, gentlemen, gentlemen, let's keep those fires hot!
Right there! Where you goin'? I'm gonna talk to Mr. Brown.
Mr. Brown's not here. Upstairs. What do you mean? He owns the joint, right?
Come on, man. Get out of here.
Oh, man, you missed.
Ow! Ow! [Groaning] oh! Oh!
Hate that! You learned you something, huh? [groaning, screaming]
♪
[Women chattering]
Yo, Mr. Brown, you got a disgruntled employee back there!
What the fuck are you doing here?
I told you he was gonna get the money! You son of a bitch!
Let go of me, man! Who the hell are you coming in here like that?
[groaning] [Brown] stop fucking around!
- I want him dead! - [Growling]
Bring him over here! I'll kill him my-fuckin'-self! [woman screaming] oh, God!
[Brown] you got big balls? I'll cut 'em off for ya!
[woman screaming] [growling]
- [Brown] what the hell are you doing? - [Woman screaming]
[Brown] you bunch of pussies!
- Goddamn it! - We are not getting along.
- Come on, bitch, you want some of me? - "Bitch"? Who you callin'--
Huh! Come on! [screams]
- [Woman screaming] - [Both grunting]
Fuckin'--
[woman screaming] what are you, stupid? Huh? Stupid?
Get over here!
[Coughing, gagging] I told you, you'll get your money.
And you will. But if anything happens to my brother--
You understand me? [coughing] yeah.
[Coughing]
[Continues coughing]
Oh, yeah. Who you callin' "nigger"?
♪ [Crowd chattering, laughing]
Whew. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh.
Happy new year. Happy new year. Hi, girls, how you doin'? It's John. Hi, John.
Happy new year. Happy new year to you too. Happy new year, man. Hey.
- [frank] Johnny? John. - [John] yo. Frank.
Charlie come by earlier. Left it for you.
Oh, yeah? Yup.
It took you long enough. Look, I'm sorry I'm late. Sorry.
Whoa. What is this dress you got on here? Dance with me.
What? No, no, no. What, nothing. Turn around.
What, this old rag? Tell me you just pulled it out of the closet, right?
You got a permit for this dress here? You're in a good mood.
Yeah, well, I just did my last favor for Charlie, so I'm feeling like a free man.
[Grace] "the islands call." what's that?
I don't know. Something Charlie sent over.
Well, open it. [clicks tongue, sighs]
♪
[Closing box] damn it.
He's gonna do it. Do what?
Charlie's gonna rob the money train. Say again?
Charlie's gonna rob the money train. You understand me now?
Thinks he's gonna bring me in with him. I'm not goin' for it.
John, if Patterson catches him, you know that he'll kill him. Literally, kill him.
Uh-huh. You're not gonna do anything?
No. Give me one reason why I should. Charlie is going down.
And you are the only family that he's got.
[Sighs]
♪
[Beeping horn]
[Passengers chattering, indistinct]
[Chattering continues]
[laughing] happy new year!
[Chattering continues] [train approaching]
Oh, no, I did. [Indistinct]
[Chattering continues]
Let's go.
Check the stairs. That's good. Clear.
How you doin'? Open up.
[Squeaks] [gasps ] Jesus Christ.
[crowd whooping, hollering]
[Engine idling]
Hey, what the-- shh.
[Muffled] get off. Come on.
[Screaming]
Stop the train, or we'll shoot!
[Gunfire continues]
Yes!
[Crowd yelling, horn beeping]
[Beeping horn, revving engine]
The money train's been stolen.
What? [Dispatcher] the money train's been stolen!
I gotta call Patterson.
[Beeping horn]
[Horn beeping] [passengers screaming]
Oh, my God! Get out of the way! Come on! Move!
[Brakes squeaking] [passengers screaming]
Shit! Come on, move! Move out of the way! Come on, move!
[Beeping horn]
Move! Move, move, move! Move, move, move!
[Passengers screaming]
[Blaring horn]
[Horn continues]
Listen up, right here. Give me your attention, everyone!
We have a situation here which will be resolved immediately.
These perpetrators are obviously fools who have survived thus far on sheer luck.
Well, their luck just ran out. Let's get 'em.
And remember, the money train has not been stolen.
It is still in our tunnel, still in our control,
And soon it will be in our hands.
[Brakes squeaking]
Okay.
[Grunting]
[Continues grunting]
[Men chattering, laughing]
Can I have a sip of that? Have some.
Thanks. I'll pass.
[Softly] shit! [ chattering continues]
[Shouting] fuck! Fuck! Goddamn!
[Door closes]
Hey!
Whew, fuck. You scared the shit out of me, man.
How'd you find me?
Fuck that. You told me the plan, remember? Yeah, that was plan a.
We're going to move on to plan b right now. Which is what?
Well, now that you're here, we're gonna figure it out.
No, no, no, no, okay? This is plan b.
Look, we get the hell off this train safe and undetected and without the money.
- Let's go. - Oh, no, no. I ain't down with that.
- Well, then we got a serious problem. - Yeah, I guess we do.
[Men] come on! Let's go! Up there! Up ahead! Shit.
[Men chattering]
[Chattering continues] now's your chance to turn me in and get a medal.
Or you could get this damn train moving and get us the hell out of here.
Thought you'd never ask.
Charlie, when this is over with, remind me to knock you out.
[Dispatcher] money train reported going south on the a line.
Has just crossed 59th street.
[Patterson over radio] to the person or persons on board the money train,
This is Donald Patterson.
Shut it down and surrender... [softly ] whoa, whoa, whoa, don't do that.
Don't do that. [Patterson ] before you wind up--
[Charlie, feminine] Donald, don't worry. The robbery's going great,
[John] damn. And I'll still give you your cut, partner.
Toodles. [pushes button]
Listen to me, you sons of bitches. I don't know who you are...
But I will get my hands on you.
I will rip a hole in your throat, suck your heart out and eat it.
[Pushes button, feminine] now, I don't appreciate that tone of voice.
[Feedback, pushes button]
Don't even look at me.
Patterson may be an asshole, but he's not stupid.
Sooner or later, he's gonna figure to trip the brakes,
And this little joy ride of ours is gonna be over.
Unless... We bleed the brakes. What?
Oh, man, I knew you'd be good at this. We bleed the brakes, they can't stop us.
If we bleed the brakes, then we can't stop either.
Shit! Then what?
It's bleed the brakes, or we end up the butt-brothers in d block.
Bleed the brakes! Bleed the brakes!
[Patterson] get me 42nd street. Stand by for chief Patterson.
You got the money train coming your way. I want you to shut her down!
Trip her brakes. Reach in and tear her guts out.
Come on, baby, come on. It's gotta work, gotta work, gotta work.
You got it. Come on.
Oh, yes, yes! Great! Great! Yes! You're a genius, man!
[Dispatcher] it didn't stop, sir. What do you mean?
From the way it was going, I don't think it has any brakes.
I want the shooters. I want them on the grand street platform.
Concentrate all your firepower on the motorman's cabin.
Sir, there's a construction barricade near grand street. It could stop the train.
Good point. I want that barricade. I want it in place and now.
Sir, that thing's reinforced with steel. They'll be killed. Yeah.
[Honking horn, tires squealing]
[Patterson over radio] money train, this is Donald Patterson.
I have an information update for you.
At the grand street station, we have in place a reinforced steel barricade.
I implore you, shut it down and turn yourself in...
Or die.
He's bluff in', right?
[Men shouting, indistinct]
Move it! Take cover! Let's go!
[Cocking rifles] hustle! Let's go! Get down! Over there!
[Continues shouting] hustle!
Okay, keep in line, keep in line!
What the hell are we gonna do? We can't stop this thing even if we wanted to!
Go faster. Go faster!
Come on, let's go! Move it, guys! Come on, guys!
Charlie, he wasn't bluff in'!
Oh, shit!
[Officer] here they come! Move! Move!
[Shouting continues, indistinct]
- [Cocks rifle] - Steady. Easy now.
[Grunting]
Fire!
[Bullets ricocheting]
[Dispatcher over radio] command, you're not gonna believe this.
The money train broke right through the barricade!
[Cheers, laughing]
[Slow beeping]
Looks like the money train's a runaway. I'll start clearin' track.
Wait a minute. What's the nearest train ahead of him?
The 1220 Coney Island. I'll sidetrack her. What?
And give those sick bastards a clear track from here to hell and gone?
Raise me the motorman.
[Kowalski over radio] command to 1220. Command to 1220. Come in, 1220.
1220 to command.
This is Donald Patterson. Yes, sir.
I want you to bypass all stops.
- Why? What's going on? - Just shut up and do your job.
[Train horn honking]
Maybe we're on the wrong train. They're not stopping.
It's weird.
Sir, these two trains are on the same track.
When the money train hits her, there will be a derailment.
There'll be no derailment.
When they see that train ahead of them,
They will shut it down and I'll be there.
But, sir-- what?
What if the money train can't stop? People could die.
That's what we live with.
Charlie, what are you doing?
What's it look like I'm doin'? I'm gettin' paid.
- Charlie, the money stays. - Feel that.
You know what that represents there? Freedom.
I am not leaving here empty-handed.
Charlie the loser, man. I've been hearin' that my whole life.
Not today. Today it's Charlie the winner.
And you think, by being a thief, that makes you a winner, huh? [Throws down bag]
Hey, listen, why can't we save this lecture till we're on the beach in Tahiti?
- No, Charlie, there's not gonna be any beach. -[Screams]
This is no time to fuck with my fantasy!
All right, if you're in, fine. If you're not, get outta my face!
You're the one who put me in your face! I'm not gonna let you ruin your life!
What are you gonna do to save my life this time, huh?
I think you're gonna want to get that foot off of that bag.
[Screaming]
[Both grunting] Charles, don't try me!
[Gagging] you tryin' me, huh?
Now, listen to me! Just let it go! Charlie, let it go!
I'm tellin' you, man! Let it go! I'm takin' the money, man!
[Both grunting]
[Blaring horn]
[Both grunting]
[Grunting] [groans]
[Kicks John] [groans]
[Both grunting]
[Groans]
Damn!
Give me your hand. [groans]
[Screaming] shit! Charlie!
- No! - [Screaming]
- Grab onto my hand! - Pull up, will ya? Pull up, Charlie!
- I got you, man! - Help, Charlie!
- Come on, John! - [Screaming]
[Screaming] oh, shit!
[both groan]
[John panting] thank you, Jesus.
[Groans, panting]
[Chuckles]
You okay? Yeah.
Are we straight? Yeah. We're straight.
[Chuckling]
Come on. Let's shut this puppy down.
Easier said than done. But I'm with you!
Yeah, but it's you and me, man. What can stop us?
- [Both screaming] - [Passengers screaming]
[Screaming continues]
[softly] oh, my God!
- [Both groaning] - [Passengers screaming]
[Passengers screaming]
[Screaming continues]
[both groaning, panting]
Oh, shit! Oh, Jesus! Patterson didn't clear the tracks?
If we don't slow down, we're gonna derail 'em! Oh, man, this is bad!
This is bad! Charlie, these people are gonna die!
[Grunting] come on! [John ] we've gotta do something!
The son of a bitch won't move! Jesus!
- [Passengers screaming] - [Both groaning]
1220, maximum speed!
The other train's too fast! They're gonna bump us off the track!
We're fuckin' dead! Do you hear that, command? Dead!
[Screaming]
[Dispatcher over radio] all emergency units head to fort Hamilton station immediately!
[Tires squealing]
What happens if we just throw this damn thing in reverse?
Traction motor has a heart attack! Train does a 40-ton somersault!
But we live, right? No! They live! We die!
So be it. We hit the reverse switch and say good-bye. At least there's no surprises!
No, no, no, no! Let go! We don't have time for this!
They'll run out of time! Let's jump, man!
Jump? Where the fuck am I going to jump? I'm in a motherfuckin' tunnel!
It won't take two of us to do this! It's my fault!
My responsibility! My fuck-up! No! No, no, no!
We're in this together! We stay together!
[Trains colliding, passengers screaming]
[Groans, screams]
Charlie, what the hell are you doin'?
[Grunting] oh, now you're gonna pole-vault out this motherfucker?
Autopilot! When this hits, it'll throw her into reverse!
Genius, man!
[Passengers screaming]
[Charlie] what the hell are you doin'? I don't know!
[Patterson] where the hell is my train? [officer] it's coming, sir.
Good! How long? Two minutes out.
That's what I want to hear.
[Panting]
When we get out of this, remind me-- [screams]
Charlie! Charlie! Don't let go!
[Both grunting]
Come on!
The front! Get to the front!
[Both scream]
Oh, my God!
[Passengers screaming]
[passengers screaming]
[yelling, radio transmissions]
[Officers shouting]
[Passengers screaming]
[Screaming continues]
All right, listen. Give me that light.
Can you see? More to the left.
- Are they dead? - There's nobody here.
[Officer] get 'em out! Move, move! They're here.
Come on!
Damn.
They're here. Whoever they are.
You fuck with my train, and I'll find you.
[Coughing]
[Muttering] I'll find you. Don't mess with me.
Shit. Is that Patterson?
Get the hell out of my way! Get outta here!
What are we gonna do?
You took my Goddamn train and destroyed it. I'll find you.
- Be cool. Do not run. - You want to tangle ass?
- [John] Patterson! - We came as soon as we could.
We heard it over the scanner. Whoo, man, what a mess! You're in trouble.
[John] if there's anything we can do to help, just say.
All you got to do is ask. Yeah.
What are you two bags of shit doin' here? You ain't even cops no more.
We just want to help, okay? We're tryin' to help here.
Hey, sweetpea, how's your cock workin' now that you ain't got a badge no more?
What?
This is what I think of you, you fuck-up! [Spits]
You spit in my face? Hey, you're not gonna hit him.
Why not? 'cause I'm gonna hit him.
No, you're not gonna hit him. We both hit him. We both hit him.
[Groaning]
Arrest those two bastards! Arrest them for assault!
No, Patterson! You're under arrest! [groaning]
You endangered the lives of innocent people, and you are gonna pay.
Whoa! Shit, man, did you see that?
Arrest his ass! That son of a bitch tried to kill us!
Who are you?
Oh, you don't remember me?
Officer Santiago.
Yeah. [groans]
[Dick Clark over TV] when the ball hits the bottom-- go to camera three. Take three.
[Crowd cheering]
[Crowd counting] ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
Five, four, three two, one!
[Crowd cheering wildly]
[John, Charlie cheering, laughing]
[Continue laughing]
We did it! We did it, man! We did it!
We did it! We did it! Yeah! Yeah!
Happy new year, man! [laughing]
I love you, man. [stops laughing]
What is this? What is that? No, no.
It's-- I put on some weight. No, no, no. You put on some weight?
You gonna tell me you're six months pregnant?
What is this? You're gonna overreact on this, John.
Jesus! Oh, God! Jesus!
I knew you were gonna overreact. What do you mean "overreact"?
Are you crazy? We risked our lives, man!
No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh! No, don't tell me--
I don't want-- it's new year's! I can't be shuttin' up!
No, no, no! Are you kidding me? I saved your life back there.
It's a miracle we're alive! It's a miracle, and I performed it!
Come on! I'm not comin' on!
We got off scot-free. That's something. "scot-free"?
That's $10,000. Just feel it! Ten thousand?
That's just a down payment on the rest of your life.
No, that is a down payment on 50 years to life. Are you kidding me?
Do you know that we're halfway to millionaires?
Do you know that? Don't you know that you're halfway to county?
You're halfway to federal! You can buy a fuckin' beach!
We're not keepin' that money. Send it back. Huh?
Send it back? What's the point? I said send it back.
What? I'm gonna walk back up there and hand it to him?
No, you're gonna put it in a box and then put it in the mail, and you're gonna send it back.
I ain't mailin' shit! I ain't askin' you to mail shit!
I'm askin' you to mail the money! You're fuckin' funny.
You're paranoid! I am not paranoid!
You gotta quit smokin' that shit, man. I ain't sendin' shit back.
You quit smokin' that shit! You hit me one more time, I'm gonna knock you out.
Hey, I saved your ass all day! Yeah, that's right!
That fuckin' shit you pulled on me in the train, man!
♪ Because the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ Mmm, I said the train is coming now, now, now, now ♪
♪ And we will roam this land
♪ ooh, where we all will be free ♪
♪ Lord
♪ [singing, reggae]
♪ I am losing patience I'm in a bad state ♪
♪ [Singing, reggae]
♪ In a lifelong romance
♪ all of a sudden the sunshine turn into rain ♪
♪ All that love turns into sorrows and pain ♪
♪ [Singing, reggae]
♪ Ooh, man you love your woman ♪
♪ [Singing, reggae]
♪ I said the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ I said the train is coming now ♪
♪ I said the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ I said the train is coming now ♪
♪ So long I've been waitin'
♪ waitin' for you
♪ and me upon my knees ♪ oh, lord
♪ now the time has come
♪ and it's between you and me
♪ oh, lord
♪ because the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ I said the train is coming now, now, now, now ♪
♪ I said the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ And I am leaving on that train ♪
♪ Lord ♪ the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ the train is coming now ♪
♪ the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ the train is coming now ♪
♪ so long I've been waiting
♪ waiting for you
♪ oh, lord
♪ now the time has come
♪ and I want you to stand by me ♪
♪ Uh-huh
♪ because the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ I said the train is coming now, now, now, now ♪
♪ I said the train is coming, baby ♪
♪ And we are leaving on that train ♪
♪ Lord
♪ ooh, man, I go and me not come back ♪
♪ Standin' by the station with me suitcase packed ♪
♪ Yeah, man, I love you but me not come back ♪
♪ [Singing fades]
♪ [Fingers snapping, rap]
♪ Growin' up as a kid tough skins in afros ♪
♪ Was in south central but still it came natural ♪
♪ There wasn't nobody to watch my back ♪
♪ Didn't wanna be strapped to get jack ♪
♪ Mama taught me not to trust no man ♪
♪ Brother, what's your plan if you ever lose a fight then you go back again and win ♪
♪ And I don't care if he was one of your friends ♪
♪ You better bury your feelings within and understand ♪
♪ 'Cause on top of the stairs they got keys to Cadillacs ♪
♪ BMWs, Mercedes Benzes and all of that ♪
♪ And on the top of the stairs yeah, they got color TVs and even girls come in two pairs ♪
♪ And on the bottom you got nothing but guilt ♪
♪ Bad feeling's being felt bad homies being killed ♪
♪ When I die always know that I ♪
♪ Never wanna see my little brother drop so you better stay on top ♪
♪ 'Cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom ♪
♪ No one really cares about the guy beneath ♪
♪ And everybody wants to be down with the group on top of the stairs ♪
♪ Top of the stairs 'cause no one really cares about the guy on the bottom ♪
♪ No one really cares about the guy beneath ♪
♪ And everybody wants to be down with the group on top of the stairs ♪
♪ Top of the stairs little brother this is all we got ♪
♪ Me and you, we be true even though it doesn't seem like a lot ♪
♪ It is, so don't be thinkin' negative ♪
♪ I know just how you feel when you got time to kill I'll tell you how it is ♪
♪ I know you might be unsure 'cause it gets rough out there ♪
♪ And when it rains, it pours I stole shoes from stores ♪
♪ Hung out with cool cats put cars on flats ♪
♪ Broke windows with bats and that's not all even made crank phone calls ♪
♪ I was flossin' on Slauson at Foxhills mall ♪
♪ So what up, y'all ♪ after all, please check my credentials ♪
♪ I once got busy in the Winchell's, yeah ♪
♪ So throw your hands in the air ♪
♪ Wave 'em around if you've been treated unfair, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause no one cares no one cares ♪ ♪ about me, about you
♪ top of the stairs top of the stairs ♪ ♪ top of the stairs
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