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(♪ "I Believe in You" by Nici Haris)

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I still don't see why we just don't
eat the Cheetos?

3
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Because this is like an annual thing
that we do every week

4
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- once we get our allowance.
- But I'm hungry.

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You ate breakfast.

6
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OK, but I'm still hungry.

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We'll get you something later.

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Hit the dirt.

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Do the honors.

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All right, guys. Be still. And no
Cheeto fights this week, all right?

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- Come on, just dump the bag!
- Just dump the bag, dodo brain.

12
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- Beautiful!
- Save some for yourself.

13
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OK, that's it.

14
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Why are you guys always picking on me?

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Everybody get Evan!

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- All right. They're coming now.
- They won't come if you're not still.

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- Who farted?
- (laughing)

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(wings flapping)

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Here they come!

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(laughing)

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Oh, one of 'em just pooped on me.

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Oh, man!

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(sneezes)

24
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Oh! Oh, man!

25
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I mean, this could be bad for our health.
I think I'm getting a fever.

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(sneezes)

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Oh, my God!

28
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Aah!

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Get 'em off!

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(all scream)

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What are you doing?

32
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were in trouble.

33
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- So you hosed us?
- No, actually, I was trying to help.

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Well, thanks.

35
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I'm so sorry.
What on earth were you doing?

36
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Feeding the birds.

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- There's not much to do in Elma.
- Oh.

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- Who are you anyway?
- I'm the new teacher.

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No way!

40
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I'm here from England for a semester
on a teaching exchange.

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- I guess they didn't tell you.
- Nobody tells us anything.

42
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- There's two classes. Little kids...
- And big kids.

43
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- Oh, I'm teaching the big kids.
- No way!

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My name is Anna Montgomery.
I'm from England

45
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and I will be your teacher
for the first half of the school year.

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Uh, before you get all sweaty, don't
waste your time with us. We're losers.

47
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You're not losers.

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Yeah, we are.
You just don't know us very good.

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Didn't anybody tell you?

50
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We had the worst test scores in the state.

51
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So you all had a bad test day.

52
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Four years in a row we had bad test days?

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(all laugh)

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Let's all get to know each other, shall we?

55
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Someone tell me something
that makes you feel special.

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Why?

57
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Right. I, uh...

58
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I believe that you're all special
because you live here in America.

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And America is a place where
you can be anything you want to be.

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I think that was before Reaganomics,
ma'am.

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I look out here today
and I see ten special faces.

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That'll change once you get used to us.

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Let's think of this a different way, shall we?

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What makes you different
from the kid sitting next to you?

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- (both) We have asthma!
- That's different.

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(all cough)

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All right.
All right, guys, um...

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What about the rest of you, huh?
What makes you different?

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Yes. Tak.

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(burps)

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- Well, I can burp the whole ABCs.
- Well, that's a skill, isn't it?

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(all burp)

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- OK, all right.
- Larry, your burps stink.

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Larry, what makes you special?

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- My dad has a job.
- Yeah, that's very special for this town.

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Yes, I suppose so.

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Kate...
What about you?

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My parents are divorced.
Thanks for bringing it up.

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(snarls and hisses)

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- Shut up!
- (goat bleats)

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- What's that?
- First recess!

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We've only just got here.
We have another hour.

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Hello! Come back!

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How many times do I have to tell you
to keep away from my car!

85
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How many times have you told us today,
Deputy Dawg!

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Go on, go on. Move it, move it, move it!
Move it, baby!

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Come on, come on, off the car.
Out of my way, I got things to do.

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Hey, you may think you know everything,
but here's a news flash.

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Something radical
finally happened in this town.

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Nothing radical ever happens in this town.

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- Wrong!
- Yeah. We met our new teacher.

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- You get a new teacher every year.
- But this one's different, Deputy Dawg.

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<i>(all)</i> Really different!

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(kissing sounds)

95
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- Oh, guys, let's go.
- Bye, Deputy Dawg!

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♪ Well. I'm hopin' and I'm prayin'
and I'm searchin' and I'm lookin'

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♪ And I'm eatin' and I'm thinkin'

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♪ That it's just a matter of time
before you're a pearl

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♪ And I'm gonna getcha. My little old girl

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Bingo!
That's a code red.

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(siren blares)

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Excuse me, ma'am. Deputy Sheriff
Tom Palmer, Lane County.

103
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We got an APB outta Austin.
Bank robbers headed this way.

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Driving a Chevy.
You seen 'em?

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Only car I've seen is yours,
Sheriff Tom Palmer.

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You can call me Tom.

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You can call me Anna Montgomery,
Sheriff Tom.

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- Oh, no, you can drop that sheriff part.
- Right. Sorry, can't help you.

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- Where are you from?
- Surrey, England.

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Oh, I'm planning a trip to England
real soon.

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Been very interested in English things.

112
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And I've always been very interested
in America.

113
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Not a whole lot worth seeing around here.

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Of course, there are a few
local points of interest.

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Elma Armadillos was at one time
a football powerhouse,

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- back in the days when I played.
- Like she cares!

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Oh, the children are so cute, aren't they?

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- See ya, Deputy Dawg!
- Anyways, as I was saying...

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This town at one time was a football
dynasty.

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There's a billboard off of Main Street,
documents some of the achievements.

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You might want to take a look at it.
That's me on the left side.

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Of course, big twister last year
took off the top of my head,

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but you can still see the resemblance
if you're coming in on Route 49.

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- Kind of like... But with... you know.
- Uh-huh.

125
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Aren't you worried about
those bank robbers, Sheriff Tom?

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Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotta get on that.

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Welcome to America.

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"Welcome to America"?

129
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The car kinda acts funny sometimes.
Bye.

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- Well, I think she likes me.
- (siren)

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(goat bleats)

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- <i>(speaks</i> Spanish)
- OK.

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- Stop it. You're supposed to read it.
- (goat bleats)

134
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Kate, tell her to turn this thing on.

135
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- My dad wants gas.
- Sorry, Kate.

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- Brenda, get this thing going!
- Yeah.

137
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What is your problem?

138
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My problem is you owe me too much
money for any more gas to go in this truck.

139
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I'll pay.
I don't have the money now.

140
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- What?
- I said, I just don't have it right now!

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You won't have it tomorrow or the next day.

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- I gotta draw the line, Ed.
- So I'm a little short on cash.

143
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I mean, big deal. Maybe you
haven't heard, but the factory closed.

144
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Yeah, and Darius hasn't worked
a day since.

145
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How dare you act like I don't know
what the plant's closing means.

146
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And how come you're willing
to turn against your own kind, huh?

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- I mean, people who are hurting.
- Look...

148
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I got my own bills to pay, Ed.
I got my own mouths to feed.

149
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Oh! All my beautiful stuff.
Days of collecting!

150
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Aw, little kids' class
has show-and-tell again?

151
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Right. Kate, would you like to
come and show the class

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where Columbus first landed
in the New World?

153
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- You mean get up?
- Yes.

154
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I don't get up for anybody.

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- Right.
- (knocking)

156
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- Excuse me. May I come in?
- Of course. Please.

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(pupils chatter)

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Miss Montgomery, class.

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Class!

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(chattering)

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I said, class!

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- Thank you.
- <i>(all)</i> You're welcome.

163
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Um, this young man is Ju-an Morales.

164
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And he's new in our town
and will be joining your class.

165
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Howdy, Ju-an.

166
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(all laugh)

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Welcome to Elma, Ju-an.

168
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- Hello, Ju-an. Miss Montgomery.
- It's Juan.

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Juan.
You may take a seat.

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- Don't trip.
- Hey, Ju-an.

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(burps)

172
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Class, let's all make our new student
feel at home, shall we?

173
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Pull up a cot and get a pillow.
We're in the middle of geology.

174
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- That's geography, Larry.
- Whatever. Same thing.

175
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Right. Can we all please focus
our attention up here.

176
00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:03,379
Juan, we're learning world geography.

177
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(snoring noises)

178
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Can someone please tell me
what's wrong with this globe?

179
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- You just broke it.
- Yes, that's true, but

180
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since you all have absolutely no interest
in learning anything about anything

181
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I'm talking about, such as this globe...

182
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Well, why don't we just
try something else with it?

183
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- Man, where'd you learn to do that?
- Prison!

184
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- Ow!
- What?

185
00:16:02,641 --> 00:16:05,804
Well, that's a joke, isn't it?

186
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:15,681
Um, I learned it in school in England,
which is another country far from Texas.

187
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I have another idea.
Do you want to follow me?

188
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Oops!

189
00:16:37,809 --> 00:16:39,333
Whatever.

190
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:53,781
- Here we have it. A football.
- I don't think so.

191
00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:56,383
I think it's Mrs. Curdley's old kickball,
ma'am.

192
00:16:56,461 --> 00:17:00,795
No, no, it's a ball. And if we use it
as a football, it becomes a football.

193
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:03,891
No, ma'am. Footballs aren't round.
They're more shaped like a lemon.

194
00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:11,204
Oh. Well, that's right.
What I call football, you call soccer, so...

195
00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:12,538
This is a soccer ball.

196
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:16,512
- (both) We don't play soccer.
- Yeah, it's for foreigners.

197
00:17:16,581 --> 00:17:18,981
- I'm a foreigner.
- (both) Well, we're American.

198
00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:22,247
- And we don't like soccer.
- Let's go outside.

199
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- Isn't it time to go home?
- Whatever.

200
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(bell rings)

201
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Right, that's the bell. What do you say
we all stay and have a practice?

202
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:37,265
- Let's just stay.
- Juan, where are you going?

203
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We need you.
Don't you want to try?

204
00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:42,937
We don't need him.
Let him go.

205
00:17:43,007 --> 00:17:46,272
So let's have a practice, shall we?

206
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:48,710
Give it a kick.

207
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(siren)

208
00:17:57,055 --> 00:17:59,922
Hold up there, youngsters!

209
00:18:04,863 --> 00:18:06,353
Good thing I happen to be in the area,
ma'am.

210
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Cars come whizzing down this street
like there's no tomorrow.

211
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:11,726
I haven't seen a car pass all day,
Sheriff Tom, except for yours.

212
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- Five times!
- Just doing my job, ma'am.

213
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- (boy) Deputy Dawg's in love!
- <i>(all)</i> Deputy Dawg's in love!

214
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All right. All right.
All right. All right.

215
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:26,708
All right.
Zip it, midgets!

216
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:29,652
I'm just fooling with you. I'm just fooling,
I never talk like that to you.

217
00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:32,519
- Anyway, what you doing?
- We're playing football.

218
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- Football?
- Yeah.

219
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- This ain't football. I know football.
- This is what the world calls football.

220
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All right, guys, let's all get in a circle.
Let's kick the ball backwards and forwards.

221
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This is called passing.

222
00:18:41,466 --> 00:18:44,299
Nuh, uh-uh. You should pass them
in the air for the pigskin.

223
00:18:44,369 --> 00:18:45,734
You know, like,
"First and ten, do it again."

224
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It's Troy Aikman right to Emmitt Smith.
Boom!

225
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If you give me a hand, we'll discuss it.
Very good!

226
00:18:56,781 --> 00:18:58,510
I got it! I got it!

227
00:19:03,154 --> 00:19:05,213
Great! You guys are great.
This is so exciting.

228
00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:07,258
Oh, you're showing such potential.

229
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:11,685
They are awful.

230
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OK, you guys, I want to talk to you.
That's the end of the day.

231
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- Whoa!
- Two points, Larry.

232
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All right. You all tired? Good.

233
00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:22,933
So listen, while you were all practicing,

234
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I called the school board
and I got us in a league in Austin.

235
00:19:25,844 --> 00:19:27,971
Unfortunately, their season
started last week,

236
00:19:28,046 --> 00:19:30,446
so our first game's
gonna have to be tomorrow.

237
00:19:30,515 --> 00:19:34,713
- Tomorrow? As in the day after today?
- That's what we call tomorrow.

238
00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:39,485
- In Austin?
- That's, like, a million miles away.

239
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:41,787
Look, all you have to do
is believe in yourselves.

240
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,886
- Why?
- Well...

241
00:19:44,963 --> 00:19:46,954
Because we believe in you.
Don't we, Sheriff Tom?

242
00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:50,558
- Don't we believe in them?
- Yeah, yeah, of course. Of course we do.

243
00:19:50,635 --> 00:19:54,002
Even if we did decide to go,
how we gonna get there? Walk?

244
00:19:54,072 --> 00:19:56,336
That's a good question. Um...

245
00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:59,672
Sheriff Tom, can you do me
a personal favor?

246
00:19:59,744 --> 00:20:02,872
- Name it.
- Can you help me drive the kids to Austin?

247
00:20:02,947 --> 00:20:05,040
Oh... Well...

248
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:08,779
Yeah, I'd love to.

249
00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:10,912
Can you also do me
another small, personal favor?

250
00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:13,514
- Anything, pretty much.
- All right, we're short a player.

251
00:20:13,591 --> 00:20:16,492
- Uh... What do you think?
- I'd never pass for a 12-year-old.

252
00:20:16,561 --> 00:20:19,997
I mean, what do you think
about getting us a kid to play?

253
00:20:20,064 --> 00:20:23,864
Well, you know, I... I'm...
I got a lot of things to do, and I...

254
00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:29,305
Well, what do you say, Deputy Dawg?
You gonna help us?

255
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,948
- Yes?
- Miss Morales?

256
00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:40,007
What do you want?
My kid didn't do anything.

257
00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:42,518
No, course not, course not.
I'm here as a coach.

258
00:20:42,587 --> 00:20:45,784
You see, Miss Montgomery's trying to put
together a soccer team over at the school.

259
00:20:45,857 --> 00:20:48,382
- Juan doesn't play soccer.
- Well, none of the kids do.

260
00:20:48,459 --> 00:20:50,427
But he doesn't like sports.

261
00:20:50,495 --> 00:20:53,089
Well, maybe he'll learn.
It's an after-school thing.

262
00:20:53,331 --> 00:20:55,595
I want him to come right home after school.

263
00:20:55,667 --> 00:21:01,367
- If you'd like to think about it.
- I don't need to think about it. Thank you.

264
00:21:01,973 --> 00:21:03,770
Ma'am?

265
00:21:06,311 --> 00:21:08,472
I don't think she likes me.

266
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:24,326
- Why?
- I explained why.

267
00:21:24,395 --> 00:21:27,057
But if I don't play soccer,
I'll never make friends.

268
00:21:27,131 --> 00:21:30,589
- I am your friend.
- You're my mother!

269
00:21:30,668 --> 00:21:34,798
There's no reason to make friends.
We'll only be here a short time.

270
00:21:34,872 --> 00:21:39,775
You'd just be sadder when we left.
Come on, let's eat.

271
00:21:39,844 --> 00:21:42,506
I'm not hungry.

272
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:51,646
- Hey, Newt, what's up?
- Not much.

273
00:21:51,723 --> 00:21:55,090
I found a part of a tailpipe and an old shoe.

274
00:21:55,326 --> 00:21:56,520
You seen anything good?

275
00:21:56,594 --> 00:21:59,722
Nah. Look, I come here to ask you
to play soccer with the big kids.

276
00:21:59,797 --> 00:22:02,163
See, they're fixing to start a team,
and we're down a player.

277
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:07,000
Wow! Nobody ever asks me
to do anything. Of course I'll play!

278
00:22:07,071 --> 00:22:12,031
- Good. Thing is, we got a game right now.
- Wow! A soccer game?

279
00:22:12,110 --> 00:22:16,342
- What's soccer anyway?
- Well, it's kinda like kickball

280
00:22:16,414 --> 00:22:18,712
mixed with that there hockey.

281
00:22:18,783 --> 00:22:24,346
Well, I don't know nothing about kickball
or hockey, but I'm your man.

282
00:22:44,442 --> 00:22:47,070
- Oh, Sheriff Tom!
- Don't touch my hat, boy.

283
00:22:47,311 --> 00:22:52,908
This is ground control.
Would you do me a personal favor?

284
00:22:52,984 --> 00:22:56,442
Zip it! And I'm getting upset now!
I'll cut a switch and I'll tan your hides!

285
00:22:56,521 --> 00:23:00,457
- What did I do? Why are you hitting me?
- He's hitting me!

286
00:23:00,525 --> 00:23:03,551
And you boys just relax now.
Come on, boys. Settle down!

287
00:23:03,628 --> 00:23:05,926
I swear, I'll deny it.
I'll deny it all.

288
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,562
- Are we here to play soccer?
- <i>(all)</i> No, sir!

289
00:23:09,634 --> 00:23:11,795
- Why are we here?
- <i>(all)</i> To win soccer, sir!

290
00:23:11,869 --> 00:23:14,429
I can't hear you, let's do it a little louder.
Are we here to play soccer?

291
00:23:14,505 --> 00:23:15,472
<i>(all)</i> No, sir!

292
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:17,872
- Why are we here?
- <i>(all)</i> To win soccer, sir!

293
00:23:17,942 --> 00:23:19,910
All right, you're killing grass.
Let's move!

294
00:23:19,977 --> 00:23:23,811
Let's go, let's go.
Here we go, now!

295
00:23:48,106 --> 00:23:51,200
Pick it up, guys.
Come on! Come on!

296
00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:56,711
- We're playing these guys?
- At least we practiced.

297
00:23:56,781 --> 00:24:01,309
All right, bring it over here.
Let's go! Right here.

298
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,312
Hey, is that the team we're playing?

299
00:24:05,389 --> 00:24:07,789
(boys laugh)

300
00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:12,023
They don't even look like a team. Hey,
what do you turkeys call yourselves?

301
00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:15,323
Hey, you guys, what's our name?

302
00:24:15,399 --> 00:24:18,266
We don't have a name.

303
00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:22,773
- We'll tell you later!
- They brought a goat!

304
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:27,243
Look, he just happened to be in the car,
OK? We didn't bring him on purpose.

305
00:24:27,311 --> 00:24:33,375
- Yeah, right.
- (coach) I wanna smell sweat.

306
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:37,749
Wait a minute. I know him.

307
00:24:37,822 --> 00:24:41,519
<i>(all)</i> K-N-l-G...

308
00:24:41,592 --> 00:24:44,254
- Hm. Looks rather tough.
- He was a real blockhead.

309
00:24:44,328 --> 00:24:47,957
- Tom, long time no see.
- It's been a few years there, Jay.

310
00:24:48,032 --> 00:24:54,596
Well, Va-Va-voom! I'm Jay Huffer.
Tom and I grew up together.

311
00:24:54,672 --> 00:24:57,038
That was back when we were
both young and innocent.

312
00:24:57,108 --> 00:25:00,407
- Must 've been when he was a blockhead.
- Excuse me?

313
00:25:00,478 --> 00:25:02,605
She's from England, Jay.
There's a language situation.

314
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,875
This is Anna Montgomery.
She's an exchange teacher in Elma.

315
00:25:04,949 --> 00:25:11,821
I got out as soon as I graduated.
Only losers stick around.

316
00:25:13,724 --> 00:25:17,524
Hey, my kid's the leading scorer.
How's your kid doing?

317
00:25:17,595 --> 00:25:20,155
Don't have a kid.

318
00:25:20,231 --> 00:25:24,327
Really? And you're coaching?
Why bother?

319
00:25:24,402 --> 00:25:26,836
Love of the game.

320
00:25:28,539 --> 00:25:31,440
Hey, come on.
I thought we were gonna play now.

321
00:25:31,509 --> 00:25:34,569
Just a second, Newt. Go on back
and we'll be with you in a minute.

322
00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:36,112
The little kid's playing?

323
00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:39,479
That's right, we're mixing up
the sixth, seventh and eighth graders.

324
00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:41,484
Yeah, enrollment's down
since we been there, Jay.

325
00:25:41,552 --> 00:25:44,316
Whoa, wait a minute.
You got girls on the team?

326
00:25:44,388 --> 00:25:45,980
In our league, girls have their own teams.

327
00:25:46,057 --> 00:25:47,922
Well, we don't have enough kids for that.

328
00:25:47,992 --> 00:25:52,486
So... you got little kids and you got girls?

329
00:25:52,563 --> 00:25:54,656
Yes, that's right.

330
00:25:54,732 --> 00:26:00,693
I guess they didn't tell you. We won
the league championships last year.

331
00:26:00,771 --> 00:26:03,035
We, uh...
We were undefeated.

332
00:26:03,274 --> 00:26:08,871
It might be different this year, Jay-Jay.

333
00:26:08,946 --> 00:26:11,107
Come on, Anna.

334
00:26:11,182 --> 00:26:13,742
Well, good luck.

335
00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:25,522
They got little kids and girls on the team.

336
00:26:25,596 --> 00:26:26,927
(all laugh)

337
00:26:26,998 --> 00:26:33,028
This is not soccer.
Gentlemen, this is not soccer.

338
00:26:34,038 --> 00:26:37,303
I hate that creep, and I can't stand his kids,

339
00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:39,400
even more than I can't stand our kids.

340
00:26:39,477 --> 00:26:42,412
All right, you midgets.
You better win or you're walking home!

341
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:53,956
Hi. I'm Larry.

342
00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:11,600
(whistle)

343
00:27:22,687 --> 00:27:24,450
- Go on, get it!
- Concentrate!

344
00:27:28,459 --> 00:27:30,120
- Get it!
- Watch where you're going!

345
00:27:41,238 --> 00:27:43,138
Oh, no!

346
00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:03,419
That's my boy.
That's a Knight!

347
00:28:06,263 --> 00:28:07,560
Flank to the right.

348
00:28:07,631 --> 00:28:09,656
- Just suck it in. Suck it in.
- Stay with it. Stay with it.

349
00:28:09,734 --> 00:28:12,669
The Knights!
The Knights!

350
00:28:16,474 --> 00:28:17,600
(whistle)

351
00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:21,904
Ooh! Ow! Ow!

352
00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:25,638
Pass it!

353
00:28:31,489 --> 00:28:34,583
Don't lay on back, just go in there
and get aggressive with 'em!

354
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,625
Yes! Score!

355
00:29:05,990 --> 00:29:07,924
<i>(all)</i> Whoa!

356
00:29:10,961 --> 00:29:14,761
- They're horrible.
- That's the spirit. Keep 'em down!

357
00:29:26,811 --> 00:29:28,472
Knights, that's 8-0!

358
00:29:39,824 --> 00:29:43,419
Men, we're up 10-nothing.

359
00:29:43,494 --> 00:29:46,895
It's moments like these that build character.

360
00:29:46,964 --> 00:29:50,195
What do we do when we're
clearly superior to the enemy?

361
00:29:50,267 --> 00:29:54,135
- Go for the throat?
- Exactly.

362
00:29:54,205 --> 00:29:56,765
We show no mercy.

363
00:29:56,841 --> 00:30:00,038
We do not let up.

364
00:30:00,177 --> 00:30:03,374
We go for the kill.

365
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:07,817
(groans)

366
00:30:07,885 --> 00:30:12,117
Now, let's take into consideration
that this is a learning experience.

367
00:30:12,189 --> 00:30:14,453
Let's all get back out there
and concentrate,

368
00:30:14,525 --> 00:30:16,993
and let's try and have a good time.

369
00:30:17,061 --> 00:30:20,428
Hey, we may not be
the sharpest tools in the shed,

370
00:30:20,498 --> 00:30:23,990
but we know the difference
between a good time and a bad time.

371
00:30:24,068 --> 00:30:29,404
- And this is not a good time.
- (whistle)

372
00:30:41,318 --> 00:30:44,082
- (cheering)
- That's the right place!

373
00:30:53,597 --> 00:30:55,724
Oh, come on, Larry!

374
00:30:57,234 --> 00:30:58,826
And score!

375
00:31:04,408 --> 00:31:07,070
16-nil!
Let's keep it moving.

376
00:31:10,314 --> 00:31:12,782
- Come on! Come on!
- Get in there! Tackle 'em!

377
00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:14,977
Darlin', tackle 'em?
This ain't football!

378
00:31:15,052 --> 00:31:18,886
- Tackle means get the ball off of him.
- Well, excuse me. Does she know that?

379
00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:24,360
Penalty kick!

380
00:31:24,895 --> 00:31:28,331
Oh, man! Like a straight-arm!
Like old Bubba Smith!

381
00:31:28,399 --> 00:31:30,924
Call me a stud, Jay, but I'll tell you
something, she got him.

382
00:31:31,001 --> 00:31:34,368
Little ol' girl got your boy.
Sorry there, Jay! Whoo!

383
00:31:35,773 --> 00:31:39,300
- Maybe I can get into this.
- Way to go, Kate.

384
00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:56,783
Game! That's game!
Let's go, Knights.

385
00:31:56,860 --> 00:32:00,227
Get off me!
You'll never take me alive! Aah!

386
00:32:05,369 --> 00:32:09,328
Everybody in! Hands in.
Let's sound off. Let's tell them who we are.

387
00:32:09,406 --> 00:32:13,740
Two, four, six, eight!
Who did we decimate?

388
00:32:13,811 --> 00:32:14,937
What were their names again?

389
00:32:15,012 --> 00:32:17,276
They're not good enough
to have a name or even uniforms.

390
00:32:17,348 --> 00:32:21,045
- They're nothings from nowhere.
- Knights.

391
00:32:21,285 --> 00:32:25,517
<i>(all)</i> Two, four, six, eight. Who did we
decimate? The Nothings! The Nothings!

392
00:32:25,589 --> 00:32:27,921
The Nothings!
Yeah!

393
00:32:27,992 --> 00:32:32,929
We're not the Nothings from Nowhere.
We're the Elma Nothings.

394
00:32:32,997 --> 00:32:35,693
Is it over yet?

395
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,295
(Knight) Do us a favor and learn the rules!

396
00:32:38,369 --> 00:32:42,430
Well, Tom, we're a high-scoring team,
but 18-nil?

397
00:32:42,506 --> 00:32:45,634
That's good, even for us.

398
00:32:45,709 --> 00:32:50,408
Tommy, a suggestion:
Lose the girls. Even better...

399
00:32:50,481 --> 00:32:55,612
Lose 'em all.
Find yourself some talent.

400
00:32:55,686 --> 00:32:59,986
Of course, I don't know
how you're gonna do that in Elma!

401
00:33:00,057 --> 00:33:03,288
All right, victory lap!
Let's go, Knights!

402
00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:08,561
Good game! That's a Knight.
There we go! There we go!

403
00:33:08,632 --> 00:33:11,032
All right! All right! All right! Good game!
Come on, what are you waiting for?

404
00:33:11,101 --> 00:33:14,332
Come on, let's go! Round the field!
Round the field! Round the field!

405
00:33:14,405 --> 00:33:16,396
- What a jerk!
- (Knight) Catch you later, loser!

406
00:33:16,473 --> 00:33:18,998
- Come on, Kate. You tried.
- We're all proud of you.

407
00:33:19,076 --> 00:33:21,101
Why?
We tanked.

408
00:33:21,178 --> 00:33:23,772
Well, technically speaking, yeah.

409
00:33:23,847 --> 00:33:26,441
Yeah, but you all played,
and that's what's important.

410
00:33:26,517 --> 00:33:29,213
(British accent) What's important
is that we never play again.

411
00:33:29,286 --> 00:33:32,312
Can we get out of here?
This is embarrassing.

412
00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:37,417
- Yeah, come on, ya'll. Let's go.
- This stinks.

413
00:33:37,494 --> 00:33:39,792
Do you know what I think?
I think after a good night's sleep,

414
00:33:39,863 --> 00:33:42,798
they're all gonna feel
very differently about this.

415
00:33:44,101 --> 00:33:46,763
I wouldn't count on it.

416
00:33:47,571 --> 00:33:49,732
Give me a few minutes before you start.

417
00:33:49,807 --> 00:33:52,742
- I speak their language.
- You got it.

418
00:33:52,810 --> 00:33:56,109
OK, children.

419
00:33:56,180 --> 00:34:01,641
Now you all have experienced
the agony of defeat. Big time.

420
00:34:01,719 --> 00:34:07,157
Whoo! Now, I first started playing
organized sports... Hello.

421
00:34:07,224 --> 00:34:10,591
...when I was about your age
right there at the Big Green.

422
00:34:10,661 --> 00:34:15,530
Now, you see, we weren't very good,
but we never gave up.

423
00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:17,726
- There was a day...
- I have a question.

424
00:34:17,801 --> 00:34:21,532
Good, good! Exactly!
Participation, you see, it's a key.

425
00:34:21,605 --> 00:34:23,072
Fire away, big guy.

426
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:25,267
- While you're here...
- Uh-huh.

427
00:34:25,342 --> 00:34:28,834
Who's giving speeding tickets and picking
up dead animals off the highways?

428
00:34:28,912 --> 00:34:31,142
(all laugh)

429
00:34:31,348 --> 00:34:33,407
I love the children.

430
00:34:33,484 --> 00:34:35,918
First rule: No questions about anything.
Go ahead, Anna.

431
00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:39,786
(Kate) Come on, you don't fool us.
You don't know jack about soccer.

432
00:34:39,857 --> 00:34:45,352
Now, I may not know all the rules, but I do
know a thing or two about kicking a ball.

433
00:34:45,429 --> 00:34:48,057
Check this out, Miss Attitude.

434
00:34:48,298 --> 00:34:51,461
- Whoa!
- What a kick!

435
00:34:51,535 --> 00:34:55,062
- Good show!
- Ow. Right.

436
00:34:55,305 --> 00:34:58,297
Wow!
Now I see why put you on the billboard.

437
00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,400
Well, thank you kindly.

438
00:35:00,477 --> 00:35:02,308
Listen, if you guys practice, you know,

439
00:35:02,413 --> 00:35:04,643
maybe the town will give you
a billboard of your own.

440
00:35:04,715 --> 00:35:07,946
Before we could ever be on a billboard,
we'd have to get a name.

441
00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:11,886
Even bad teams have names.

442
00:35:11,955 --> 00:35:16,654
How about the Big Green?
You know, the old sign. That's our field.

443
00:35:16,727 --> 00:35:19,560
- That's pretty good.
- That's a good idea.

444
00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:22,155
Hey, good idea, Newt.

445
00:35:22,232 --> 00:35:26,965
- So I guess we're the Big Green.
- Yeah, now if only we could play.

446
00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:31,303
Look, nobody plays well without practice.
Now we've got to start with the basics.

447
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:34,003
Now in soccer training,
there are four different areas:

448
00:35:34,077 --> 00:35:36,307
- Right.
- Fitness, technique,

449
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:37,847
- tactics...
- Uh-huh.

450
00:35:37,915 --> 00:35:40,713
...and game psychology.
- I knew that.

451
00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:44,783
All right, let's all line up.
Boys and girls, right down here.

452
00:35:44,855 --> 00:35:47,085
Everybody, come on.
Come on, Katie, Lou and Sue.

453
00:35:47,324 --> 00:35:51,693
Pardon me, Lou. Sue and Lou.
Come on, go in there, Larry. Excellent.

454
00:35:51,762 --> 00:35:55,254
Ah... Sheriff Tom?
You might want to join them in line.

455
00:35:55,332 --> 00:35:57,766
It looks to me like you've had
one nacho plate too many.

456
00:35:57,835 --> 00:35:59,097
(all laugh)

457
00:35:59,336 --> 00:36:02,499
OK, if you wanna play soccer properly,

458
00:36:02,573 --> 00:36:05,633
you've got to be able to run
for at least an hour.

459
00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:09,236
- If I ran for an hour it'd kill me.
- Ditto.

460
00:36:09,313 --> 00:36:11,645
That's right.
But we're gonna work up to that hour.

461
00:36:11,715 --> 00:36:13,615
Now today we're gonna run for 12 minutes.

462
00:36:13,684 --> 00:36:17,051
You ready? Let's go.

463
00:36:17,955 --> 00:36:19,513
Come on, midgets, get your butts in gear!

464
00:36:19,590 --> 00:36:20,579
Come on,
Miss Montgomery's talking to you.

465
00:36:20,657 --> 00:36:23,353
Deputy Dawg, you owe us.

466
00:36:23,427 --> 00:36:24,758
Come on, Katie, get up.
Come on,

467
00:36:24,828 --> 00:36:28,696
Evan, come on.
Tak, get on. Lou and Sue, everybody.

468
00:36:28,765 --> 00:36:31,666
I wore boots today.

469
00:36:31,735 --> 00:36:35,330
- Sheriff Tom's gonna pay for this one!
- Come on! Get going! Keep it up!

470
00:36:35,405 --> 00:36:41,105
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Come on! Come on!

471
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:47,412
Come on, come on, come on!
Faster! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!

472
00:36:47,484 --> 00:36:50,612
- My feet hurt.
- My shins hurt.

473
00:36:50,687 --> 00:36:54,851
- So, what do you think?
- We'll never last.

474
00:36:58,428 --> 00:37:00,862
I'll see you guys later.

475
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,262
Hey, you want to come over my house?

476
00:37:06,336 --> 00:37:11,273
OK. One lesson apiece.
No telling anyone. Ever!

477
00:37:11,341 --> 00:37:16,005
- Hold on, everybody!
- (all <i>yell)</i>

478
00:37:18,949 --> 00:37:21,110
(♪ "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson)

479
00:37:21,184 --> 00:37:23,812
♪ On the road again

480
00:37:23,887 --> 00:37:28,381
♪ Just can't wait to get on the road again

481
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:32,053
♪ The life I love
is making music with my friends

482
00:37:32,296 --> 00:37:35,959
♪ And I can't wait to get on the road again

483
00:37:36,033 --> 00:37:43,371
♪ On the road again.
Going places that I've never been

484
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,274
♪ Seeing things that I may never see again

485
00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:51,007
♪ And I can't wait to get on the road again

486
00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:52,946
♪ On the road again

487
00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:56,008
♪ <i>Like</i> a band of gypsies
we go down the highway

488
00:37:56,086 --> 00:37:59,613
<i>(all)</i> We love you, Deputy Dawg!

489
00:38:11,868 --> 00:38:14,837
Kate, I know you can do this.

490
00:38:14,905 --> 00:38:18,397
Come on, I'll probably just end up
being a checker at the Piggly Wiggly.

491
00:38:18,475 --> 00:38:21,239
So what difference does it make?

492
00:38:21,311 --> 00:38:24,644
You don't fool me, Kate.
I know how smart you are.

493
00:38:24,715 --> 00:38:28,048
And even checkers at Piggly Wiggly
will need math too.

494
00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:31,015
No, they don't. They have those
little black stripes on all the things.

495
00:38:31,254 --> 00:38:34,052
It adds it all automatic.

496
00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:39,319
Look, giving up before you've ever
really started is a sad way to live your life.

497
00:38:39,396 --> 00:38:43,264
You keep your talents hidden and
undiscovered, you'll only cheat yourself.

498
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,733
(giggling)

499
00:38:45,802 --> 00:38:48,532
Why don't you all worry
about your own work?

500
00:38:48,605 --> 00:38:50,630
Kate's right.
Everyone get back to work.

501
00:38:50,707 --> 00:38:52,698
(Larry) Whatever.

502
00:39:03,487 --> 00:39:05,387
(bell rings)

503
00:39:10,927 --> 00:39:12,394
Hey, two points.

504
00:39:12,462 --> 00:39:16,956
- Maybe Juan's got some hidden talents.
- No way. Juan doesn't play.

505
00:39:17,034 --> 00:39:19,002
Yeah, he doesn't look very athletic anyway.

506
00:39:19,236 --> 00:39:21,363
Like you do?

507
00:39:22,139 --> 00:39:25,404
- You gonna play goalie?
- I always play goalie.

508
00:39:25,475 --> 00:39:27,534
Mind if I take a few shots against you?

509
00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:31,809
- Oh, you're gonna play?
- Don't worry, I'm not very athletic.

510
00:39:31,882 --> 00:39:36,683
- Get in the goal, Larry.
- What did I do?

511
00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:39,051
As if he could get it past King Larry!

512
00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,314
(kids laugh)

513
00:39:50,634 --> 00:39:52,829
Yeah! Come on, big boy! Yeah!

514
00:39:58,909 --> 00:40:03,278
Gosh, I'm not feeling so good about this.

515
00:40:08,285 --> 00:40:10,446
Whoa, we don't look like that
when we get the ball.

516
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,353
<i>(all)</i> Yeah, that's for sure.

517
00:40:13,423 --> 00:40:18,326
- You think he's done this before?
- I think he's done this a lot before.

518
00:40:28,371 --> 00:40:32,637
- He's awesome!
- (twins) Too bad he doesn't have a twin.

519
00:40:32,709 --> 00:40:35,109
He couldn't have a twin.
He isn't human.

520
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,316
- He's definitely the answer, you guys.
- What was the question?

521
00:40:40,383 --> 00:40:43,352
- How are we gonna win?
- <i>(all)</i> Juan!

522
00:40:44,454 --> 00:40:46,513
- Hey, he's getting away.
- (twins) Wait up!

523
00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:49,457
- We need to talk to you.
- Oh, yeah?

524
00:40:49,526 --> 00:40:54,054
- Where did you learn to play like that?
- In El Paso. Everybody plays there.

525
00:40:54,131 --> 00:40:56,759
- Well, you gotta play with us here.
- No.

526
00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:59,233
Come on, we need you.
You're so good.

527
00:40:59,302 --> 00:41:03,466
- Hey, I'm sorry.
- It's all right, man.

528
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:06,236
(chattering)

529
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,174
So you were holding out on us.

530
00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:16,879
- It's just a game.
- Not the way you play it.

531
00:41:16,953 --> 00:41:21,356
Wait till we go to Austin, we're gonna
kick butt all the way to Pizza Hut.

532
00:41:21,424 --> 00:41:23,358
Man, I wish we lived in a town
with a Pizza Hut!

533
00:41:23,426 --> 00:41:27,055
Um, look, I can play at recess,
but I can't play on the team.

534
00:41:27,297 --> 00:41:29,356
What do you mean?

535
00:41:29,432 --> 00:41:32,265
- I'm sorry, I can't.
- I don't get it.

536
00:41:32,335 --> 00:41:34,303
It's a family thing.

537
00:41:34,371 --> 00:41:37,807
All right, excitement's over.
Everyone take their seats.

538
00:41:52,455 --> 00:41:54,548
<i>(all)</i> Please!

539
00:41:54,624 --> 00:41:59,061
I don't want Juan
going into the city by himself.

540
00:41:59,129 --> 00:42:01,393
He doesn't go by himself.
We all go.

541
00:42:01,464 --> 00:42:02,556
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

542
00:42:02,632 --> 00:42:06,466
He'd probably do better without us,
Mrs. Morales, but it's a team sport.

543
00:42:07,571 --> 00:42:09,266
Austin's really not that far.

544
00:42:09,339 --> 00:42:11,330
You could come.
My mom's gonna go this time.

545
00:42:11,408 --> 00:42:13,968
Oh, I can't.
I work during the day.

546
00:42:14,044 --> 00:42:16,604
We can take care of him, ma'am.
We promise.

547
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:21,379
<i>(all)</i> Yeah! Please! Please!

548
00:42:21,451 --> 00:42:25,046
Control the ball now!
Control!

549
00:42:32,429 --> 00:42:34,761
You think they look athletic?

550
00:42:34,831 --> 00:42:39,131
- No, I think you look athletic, Larry.
- Really? Cool.

551
00:42:39,202 --> 00:42:40,794
My Aunt Burr used to say,
"Anything you need in life

552
00:42:40,871 --> 00:42:42,998
can probably be made
with masking tape and spit."

553
00:42:43,073 --> 00:42:45,098
- What are we making?
- Shin guards.

554
00:42:45,342 --> 00:42:46,707
Oh!

555
00:42:46,776 --> 00:42:50,735
- Let's go, Terminators!
- OK, here we go, Terminators!

556
00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:54,814
Ready, dude.

557
00:42:59,422 --> 00:43:01,413
(whistle)

558
00:43:13,370 --> 00:43:15,565
- Come on, shoot it, Tak!
- You're wide open!

559
00:43:15,639 --> 00:43:16,833
Shoot it now!

560
00:43:21,544 --> 00:43:23,273
God! What's wrong with you?
You were wide open!

561
00:43:23,346 --> 00:43:24,745
<i>(Tak</i> burps)

562
00:43:24,814 --> 00:43:26,679
Come on, now, let's hustle!
Come on!

563
00:43:33,657 --> 00:43:37,354
- All right, we'll be back. Come on.
- Let's stay with it, guys!

564
00:43:52,342 --> 00:43:54,936
Get the big one!
Get on the big one!

565
00:43:56,913 --> 00:43:58,938
Terminators!

566
00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:03,910
(cyclists) Here we come!

567
00:44:13,330 --> 00:44:16,822
Hey, Larry!
Larry, Larry.

568
00:44:22,172 --> 00:44:24,640
- Are you OK?
- Can I tell you a secret?

569
00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:26,403
Well, sure.

570
00:44:26,476 --> 00:44:31,937
When I get afraid...
I mean really afraid,

571
00:44:32,015 --> 00:44:37,715
the players on the other team,
they change into these bad guys.

572
00:44:37,787 --> 00:44:43,191
I mean, they really
change into these bad guys.

573
00:44:44,361 --> 00:44:50,664
You're a pretty complicated guy, Larry.
Um... catch you later, big guy.

574
00:44:50,734 --> 00:44:55,933
Come on in! All right. Polly, you did
great. Good going, Polly. Come on.

575
00:44:59,376 --> 00:45:02,470
- No one's passing to me.
- You'd just lose the ball.

576
00:45:02,545 --> 00:45:05,309
Too many are passing it to me.

577
00:45:05,382 --> 00:45:08,909
All right, now quiet down.

578
00:45:08,985 --> 00:45:11,681
Quiet down.
Quiet down and listen to me!

579
00:45:11,755 --> 00:45:14,883
- Why should we listen to you?
- 'Cause I'm your coach.

580
00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:17,222
No, you're just here
'cause you're after our coach.

581
00:45:17,293 --> 00:45:19,557
Yeah!

582
00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:21,358
I'm here, midgets,
and that should be enough.

583
00:45:21,431 --> 00:45:22,864
- Well, it's not enough.
- Well, it is enough.

584
00:45:22,932 --> 00:45:24,524
I'll tell you what, 'cause I'm an adult, all
right!

585
00:45:24,601 --> 00:45:28,332
All right, guys!
Hey, this is wrong, all right.

586
00:45:28,405 --> 00:45:31,340
We're not to fight each other,
whether it's on the field or off.

587
00:45:31,408 --> 00:45:36,004
All right? This is not what we talked about
when we spoke of teamwork.

588
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:39,344
- Stop calling them midgets.
- <i>(all)</i> Yeah!

589
00:45:41,451 --> 00:45:44,852
Now, listen to me. Juan can't do
everything. You gotta pass to each other.

590
00:45:44,921 --> 00:45:46,081
Right?

591
00:45:46,322 --> 00:45:47,949
He's the only one who's any good.

592
00:45:48,024 --> 00:45:50,549
But playing like a team right now
is more important than winning.

593
00:45:50,627 --> 00:45:53,596
And once we have more skills, that's
the only way you guys could ever win.

594
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:57,326
Exactly, right?
So you gotta support each other. OK?

595
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,664
Now look, look. Come over here.
Come here.

596
00:45:59,736 --> 00:46:02,864
Let's say... gather around...
this is the field, right?

597
00:46:02,939 --> 00:46:07,308
And Juan is right here. Now, if
they've got three defenders on Juan,

598
00:46:07,377 --> 00:46:10,403
- that means...
- Two of you guys are wide open.

599
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,041
Right. Take advantage of this, all right?
They're not expecting it.

600
00:46:14,284 --> 00:46:16,479
Let's make a go of it, a game of it.
You see what I'm saying?

601
00:46:16,553 --> 00:46:17,144
- All right?
- <i>(all)</i> Yeah.

602
00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:19,154
- All right?
- <i>(all)</i> Yes!

603
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:07,893
Kate! Kate!

604
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,469
Shoot it!

605
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:18,711
- You scored!
- I did it?

606
00:47:18,781 --> 00:47:20,976
- You scored!
- I did it! I did it! I did it!

607
00:47:21,818 --> 00:47:25,481
I scored a goal!
Yay!

608
00:47:25,955 --> 00:47:27,855
- I knew you could do it! Whoo!
- Whoo!

609
00:47:27,924 --> 00:47:29,983
- That's one.
- Ah, that was brilliant!

610
00:47:41,404 --> 00:47:43,235
You're late.

611
00:47:43,306 --> 00:47:47,037
We stopped at a Pizza Hut after the game.

612
00:47:48,411 --> 00:47:53,110
- I scored a goal.
- Did you win?

613
00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:55,942
No.

614
00:48:02,091 --> 00:48:05,390
Next time we'll win.

615
00:48:18,074 --> 00:48:21,271
- Good. You guys are doing good!
- Looking good! Pass it!

616
00:48:21,344 --> 00:48:24,279
- Hey, you know, they're getting better.
- Yeah.

617
00:48:26,950 --> 00:48:29,578
(thunder)

618
00:48:29,652 --> 00:48:32,621
(Tom) Hey, it's starting to rain.

619
00:48:32,689 --> 00:48:35,214
Hey, Larry, come on in!

620
00:48:37,727 --> 00:48:39,490
Hey, come on, kids.
Come on in!

621
00:48:39,562 --> 00:48:43,999
- Come on! It's raining!
- Raining! That's it for today! Time-out.

622
00:48:44,067 --> 00:48:45,932
It's not over for us!

623
00:48:46,002 --> 00:48:48,527
- Come on! Come on in!
- Come on, Larry. Give us the ball!

624
00:48:48,605 --> 00:48:52,564
- No! You want it? Come and get it!
- Yeah!

625
00:48:52,642 --> 00:48:55,975
- Larry, give us the ball!
- Larry, gimme the ball, boy.

626
00:48:56,045 --> 00:48:59,105
Let's make them work to get the ball!

627
00:48:59,182 --> 00:49:03,619
We better help 'em out. Those kids
are never gonna give up the ball.

628
00:49:08,858 --> 00:49:12,089
- (man) I'm playing soccer!
- Let's play soccer!

629
00:49:12,161 --> 00:49:13,719
(♪ "Sunny Side Up"
by Michael Sembello)

630
00:49:13,796 --> 00:49:19,291
♪ When the rain comes pouring down
and it just don't seem to stop

631
00:49:19,369 --> 00:49:24,636
♪ Remember good things fall from
heaven. It ain't no time for giving up

632
00:49:24,707 --> 00:49:27,471
Polly, come on, you crazy girl!

633
00:49:33,383 --> 00:49:34,816
Come on!

634
00:49:40,556 --> 00:49:42,820
Yeah!

635
00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:45,622
- Lord have mercy!
- We're playing mud soccer!

636
00:50:33,343 --> 00:50:34,332
(burps)

637
00:50:36,045 --> 00:50:38,411
Stop!
I need help!

638
00:50:38,481 --> 00:50:41,416
Thank you, God.

639
00:51:41,744 --> 00:51:45,111
It's the same thing, isn't it?
Here and here and here.

640
00:51:45,348 --> 00:51:46,815
- It sure is.
- Uh-huh.

641
00:51:46,883 --> 00:51:48,373
- You see how that works?
- Yeah.

642
00:51:48,451 --> 00:51:49,850
You look nice.
Your hair looks nice.

643
00:51:49,919 --> 00:51:50,943
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

644
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:54,114
All right, you guys.
We gotta mow the Big Green.

645
00:51:54,357 --> 00:51:55,881
This is degrading.

646
00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:59,985
Come on, guys. Am I the only one
doing anything here? Wimps.

647
00:52:01,364 --> 00:52:03,525
It's heavy!

648
00:52:10,373 --> 00:52:13,900
- Count of three.
- <i>(all)</i> One, two, three!

649
00:52:15,912 --> 00:52:19,541
It won't slow down!
It won't slow down at all!

650
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,932
<i>(all)</i> Oh, no!

651
00:52:40,470 --> 00:52:43,496
Oh, no!
Runaway cows!

652
00:52:47,777 --> 00:52:51,770
- The low-tech solution.
- Cool. We don't have to do anything.

653
00:52:55,117 --> 00:52:58,450
It worked! This is awesome!
The cows actually worked.

654
00:52:58,521 --> 00:53:03,015
- Hey, look. Here comes Larry.
- This is rad! You are awesome!

655
00:53:03,259 --> 00:53:05,318
Aah!

656
00:53:06,462 --> 00:53:08,487
Gosh.

657
00:53:09,632 --> 00:53:12,465
- You're dead!
- Oh, no!

658
00:53:21,177 --> 00:53:26,012
- That's great. Is that for Sue or Lou?
- I don't know.

659
00:53:44,734 --> 00:53:47,362
(all) Thank you!

660
00:54:07,623 --> 00:54:11,616
(Anna) Keep your eyes open
and keep your mouth closed.

661
00:54:18,501 --> 00:54:21,493
(panting)

662
00:54:31,948 --> 00:54:35,247
(Tom) Come on there, Polly!
That's it, good, Katie.

663
00:54:35,318 --> 00:54:37,309
Nice! Very nice.
Go on, Juan.

664
00:54:52,435 --> 00:54:58,396
Good. Good pace.
Keep it up.

665
00:55:11,754 --> 00:55:13,949
Gently, gently.

666
00:55:28,638 --> 00:55:30,333
Ninjas!

667
00:55:30,506 --> 00:55:33,373
(yelling)

668
00:56:09,311 --> 00:56:11,108
(whistle)

669
00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:14,274
(referee) Corner kick, Big Green.

670
00:56:47,983 --> 00:56:50,008
- (whistle)
- Score!

671
00:56:50,986 --> 00:56:52,453
Juan!

672
00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:58,786
Juan!

673
00:57:06,468 --> 00:57:08,834
(whistle)

674
00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:12,031
Good! Good! Good!
That's a hustle!

675
00:57:16,845 --> 00:57:19,370
The walking dead.

676
00:57:26,855 --> 00:57:29,380
Buccaneers!

677
00:57:29,824 --> 00:57:33,954
(all laughing)

678
00:57:48,109 --> 00:57:50,077
Take it, Sue!

679
00:57:58,553 --> 00:58:00,714
Vikings.

680
00:58:01,456 --> 00:58:03,447
We're gonna come and get you,
little porker!

681
00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:12,922
- Goal!
- Congratulations, Coach. That's one.

682
00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:30,049
(whistle)

683
00:58:42,330 --> 00:58:43,957
(bell rings)

684
00:58:46,901 --> 00:58:49,301
Here she comes!

685
00:58:56,511 --> 00:58:58,638
<i>(all)</i> Surprise!

686
00:59:01,349 --> 00:59:03,817
Hey, we figured out what makes us special.

687
00:59:06,354 --> 00:59:10,085
- Well, I can see that.
- It's not all the stuff we put up, ma'am.

688
00:59:10,325 --> 00:59:12,953
- It's you.
- Yeah.

689
00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:38,016
Thank you.

690
00:59:42,891 --> 00:59:46,520
- What's this? St. Patrick's Day?
- Nah. It's Big Green Day.

691
00:59:46,594 --> 00:59:49,961
- Every day is Big Green Day lately.
- You got that right.

692
00:59:50,031 --> 00:59:53,831
- The championship game is Saturday.
- Oh, God.

693
00:59:54,903 --> 00:59:59,931
- Well, if it isn't Jay Huffer!
- In from the big city.

694
01:00:00,008 --> 01:00:05,310
A mini-mall's a big city compared
to this place. Double scotch, straight up.

695
01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:08,713
- Things are that good, huh?
- One of those days.

696
01:00:08,783 --> 01:00:13,277
Eh... What are you doing for a living
nowadays, Jay?

697
01:00:13,354 --> 01:00:16,482
Auditor. IRS.

698
01:00:16,558 --> 01:00:18,788
- (both) Ugh!
- I love my work.

699
01:00:18,860 --> 01:00:21,420
(both) Ugh!

700
01:00:21,496 --> 01:00:26,126
So I see you somehow managed to get
yourselves a good soccer team, huh?

701
01:00:26,367 --> 01:00:28,995
- They're just a bunch of kids.
- Hey, they're winners.

702
01:00:29,070 --> 01:00:32,471
We kinda got out of the habit of winning,
but it feels good.

703
01:00:32,540 --> 01:00:34,735
It's hard to believe that Mexican kid's a star.

704
01:00:34,809 --> 01:00:39,712
Who, Juan? He's incredible.
Kate's damn good too.

705
01:00:39,781 --> 01:00:44,548
- You oughta come out and watch her.
- I got better things to do.

706
01:00:44,619 --> 01:00:47,588
Just my luck somebody'd move here
who knew how to play, huh?

707
01:00:47,655 --> 01:00:51,523
Well, things would be a lot better
if people would just stay put.

708
01:00:51,593 --> 01:00:53,083
Probably not even legal.

709
01:00:53,328 --> 01:00:56,297
- I doubt it. Most foreigners aren't.
- I hear you.

710
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,925
Say, Ed...

711
01:01:03,071 --> 01:01:06,666
Let me buy you that next drink, huh?

712
01:01:06,741 --> 01:01:10,575
(police radio)

713
01:01:20,021 --> 01:01:23,650
- Judy said you wanted to see me, sir?
- Yeah, Tom.

714
01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:27,320
I hope I'm not taking you away
from your soccer duties.

715
01:01:27,395 --> 01:01:33,459
I have some real sheriff work
for you to do. Got a call on some illegals.

716
01:01:34,869 --> 01:01:41,331
- Morales? This kid's on my team.
- Good. Then you know where to find him.

717
01:01:43,378 --> 01:01:45,608
Mom, just tell him.

718
01:01:49,350 --> 01:01:52,319
I've been in the United States for 14 years.

719
01:01:52,387 --> 01:01:55,356
Juan was born in El Paso.
He's a citizen.

720
01:01:55,423 --> 01:01:57,891
They had amnesty about eight years ago,
but I did not apply.

721
01:01:57,959 --> 01:02:00,621
I'd gone back to El Salvador
to see my parents.

722
01:02:00,695 --> 01:02:03,755
You were supposed to have
stayed in this country the whole time.

723
01:02:04,832 --> 01:02:07,096
Do the people you work for
know you're illegal?

724
01:02:10,605 --> 01:02:14,439
I bought a fake Social Security card
in San Antonio five years ago.

725
01:02:14,509 --> 01:02:19,071
I pay taxes and Social Security
under that name.

726
01:02:19,314 --> 01:02:25,378
I have an American son, but I can be
deported, sent back, just like that, OK?

727
01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:48,408
What's he doing here?

728
01:03:02,390 --> 01:03:04,984
(Newt hums)

729
01:03:10,732 --> 01:03:12,700
Hey, what's up?

730
01:03:14,769 --> 01:03:16,532
Oh!

731
01:03:17,739 --> 01:03:19,206
But are you sure?

732
01:03:19,273 --> 01:03:22,003
Yes, she was very upset.
Let's go over there.

733
01:03:22,076 --> 01:03:26,342
No, no. Look, school starts
in five minutes, all right?

734
01:03:26,414 --> 01:03:28,405
When Juan gets here,
we'll make sure everything's OK.

735
01:03:28,483 --> 01:03:30,678
Everything's not OK.
That's what I'm trying to tell you!

736
01:03:30,752 --> 01:03:33,778
Kate, you're overreacting.
Now, go and sit down.

737
01:03:35,023 --> 01:03:38,652
You're wrong.
You'll see.

738
01:03:50,738 --> 01:03:52,729
- I'm going to Juan's house.
- Wait!

739
01:03:52,807 --> 01:03:54,502
We're not supposed to leave school.

740
01:03:54,575 --> 01:03:57,271
- Hey, wait up! I'm going too!
- Me too!

741
01:03:57,345 --> 01:03:58,835
Come on, guys, we're late for his house!

742
01:03:58,913 --> 01:04:02,178
- (twins) Wait for us!
- Come on, you guys, do we have to run?

743
01:04:03,584 --> 01:04:07,384
- They're gone!
- Darn! We just lost our center halfback!

744
01:04:07,455 --> 01:04:11,824
- Come on, Nick. He was our friend.
- Great. We're busted.

745
01:04:11,893 --> 01:04:14,726
We shouldn't have left school.

746
01:04:14,796 --> 01:04:18,288
Why did you leave school?
What are you guys doing here?

747
01:04:18,366 --> 01:04:21,733
They're gone! We can see inside.
All their stuff is gone!

748
01:04:21,803 --> 01:04:26,035
- She panicked.
- I told you! It's all your fault.

749
01:04:26,107 --> 01:04:27,734
- I saw you here. You did it!
- Kate!

750
01:04:27,809 --> 01:04:30,744
- Kate!
- (children) Kate!

751
01:04:30,812 --> 01:04:32,279
Kate, it'll be OK!

752
01:04:32,346 --> 01:04:33,973
Kate!

753
01:04:34,048 --> 01:04:36,516
Kate, come on!
We need you!

754
01:04:42,724 --> 01:04:47,127
- What are you doing home?
- They're gone.

755
01:04:49,363 --> 01:04:52,423
She left three years ago.
Or didn't you notice?

756
01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:56,630
Not Mom.
Juan.

757
01:04:56,704 --> 01:04:58,797
What?
That Mexi kid?

758
01:04:58,873 --> 01:05:02,502
Don't call him that!
Don't you ever call him that!

759
01:05:02,577 --> 01:05:07,071
- Honey, I didn't mean anything by that.
- Yeah, you do.

760
01:05:07,315 --> 01:05:09,806
What the hell's gotten into you?

761
01:05:09,884 --> 01:05:14,344
Soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here.
Nobody in their right mind would stay here!

762
01:05:14,422 --> 01:05:16,185
Now you hold on just a damn minute.

763
01:05:16,257 --> 01:05:19,226
Don't worry.
You won't know I'm gone.

764
01:05:19,293 --> 01:05:21,124
You don't even know I'm here right now!

765
01:05:21,195 --> 01:05:24,323
Honey, come back!

766
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,296
Come back here!

767
01:05:51,192 --> 01:05:56,630
- I've been looking for you.
- Small town. Not a lot of places to look.

768
01:05:56,697 --> 01:05:58,824
Well, I've found quite a few.

769
01:06:00,802 --> 01:06:02,827
You know, Tom had no idea
they were gonna leave.

770
01:06:02,904 --> 01:06:05,566
Actually, he was trying to help.

771
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:09,337
I think a lot of people would've tried
to help, but they got scared.

772
01:06:09,410 --> 01:06:12,709
They didn't even say goodbye.

773
01:06:13,614 --> 01:06:17,345
I know.
I'm sorry.

774
01:06:17,418 --> 01:06:19,750
That's how you know
they're not coming back.

775
01:06:19,821 --> 01:06:23,552
People only say goodbye
when they plan on saying hello again.

776
01:06:23,624 --> 01:06:26,855
It's a rule.

777
01:06:26,928 --> 01:06:29,294
The other kids don't know
if they want to play tomorrow.

778
01:06:29,363 --> 01:06:32,059
They're thinking maybe we should forfeit.

779
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:36,259
- What do you think?
- What do I think?

780
01:06:37,872 --> 01:06:43,640
I think that Juan would want you
to do well in school and in soccer.

781
01:06:43,711 --> 01:06:48,444
He wouldn't want me to do well.
He'd want me to win.

782
01:07:25,519 --> 01:07:28,454
(rooster crows)

783
01:07:31,692 --> 01:07:36,322
One, two. One, two. One, two.

784
01:07:40,635 --> 01:07:44,230
Victory. Yes.

785
01:07:46,974 --> 01:07:51,172
Join, my fellow rabbit skins.
I need a victory.

786
01:07:52,346 --> 01:07:56,442
H-E-L-L-O.
That's the way we say hello. Hello.

787
01:08:02,189 --> 01:08:05,124
Go, Big Green!

788
01:08:05,192 --> 01:08:08,093
- What could it be?
- <i>(all)</i> New uniforms!

789
01:08:11,766 --> 01:08:13,290
We all pitched in.

790
01:08:13,367 --> 01:08:16,996
These are good.
There we go.

791
01:08:17,505 --> 01:08:19,700
It's got your name and everything.
Kate, look at that.

792
01:08:19,774 --> 01:08:21,765
Here, put it on.

793
01:08:26,047 --> 01:08:28,140
What are you all staring at?
Come on, let's get going.

794
01:08:28,382 --> 01:08:29,781
We gotta have time to warm up.

795
01:08:29,850 --> 01:08:34,184
(♪ "As Long As <i>We</i> Can Walk"
by Jeff Raris and The Immigrants)

796
01:09:10,024 --> 01:09:14,620
- I think I'll stay here a while.
- It's the same ball we use at home, son.

797
01:09:14,695 --> 01:09:19,098
I don't think so. Here they kick
a cannonball straight at my head.

798
01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:21,267
Get out!

799
01:09:22,970 --> 01:09:24,494
Whoo!

800
01:09:29,010 --> 01:09:30,773
We look like a bunch of hicks.

801
01:09:30,845 --> 01:09:35,339
Well, I hate to break it to you, babe.
We are a bunch of hicks.

802
01:09:38,119 --> 01:09:41,816
(team captain) Come on,
guys, keep it up. Let's go!

803
01:09:46,093 --> 01:09:48,721
- Mr. Huffer.
- Where's the coach?

804
01:09:48,796 --> 01:09:51,526
- I'm the coach.
- I mean, uh, Palmer.

805
01:09:51,599 --> 01:09:54,033
Oh, him.
He'll be here in a minute.

806
01:09:54,101 --> 01:09:56,467
And where is your star player?

807
01:09:56,537 --> 01:10:01,474
- Oh, now, now. They're all star players.
- We'll see about that.

808
01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:03,510
Say, you know we have
a little tradition down here

809
01:10:03,577 --> 01:10:05,772
among the coaches.
Before the final game,

810
01:10:05,846 --> 01:10:08,576
- we always make a little wager.
- Really? What are we betting?

811
01:10:08,649 --> 01:10:14,554
Well, now I couldn't take
your money from you, but...

812
01:10:14,622 --> 01:10:17,113
You know I'm divorced.

813
01:10:17,358 --> 01:10:19,292
I wouldn't say no to a kiss.

814
01:10:20,961 --> 01:10:25,955
Deal. But if you lose,
you have to kiss our mascot, Ernie.

815
01:10:26,033 --> 01:10:29,628
He's that lovely little green goat
over there. Mm-hm.

816
01:10:29,703 --> 01:10:32,570
(bleats)

817
01:10:34,341 --> 01:10:38,107
- He's divorced too.
- Deal.

818
01:10:40,714 --> 01:10:44,115
We better not lose.

819
01:10:46,821 --> 01:10:50,450
You call this ready to play?
I don't call this ready to play!

820
01:10:51,692 --> 01:10:54,286
- Where is he?
- I don't know.

821
01:10:54,361 --> 01:10:57,853
- He should be here any minute.
- Coach, we need to begin.

822
01:10:58,732 --> 01:11:00,927
Can you give us another five minutes?
We're just sort of waiting for...

823
01:11:01,001 --> 01:11:03,367
Now, Coach.
Or we have to call the game.

824
01:11:04,872 --> 01:11:08,501
Well, I guess we have no other choice.
All right.

825
01:11:08,576 --> 01:11:12,910
- OK, guys. Come in!
- Come on, let's go! Come on, Larry!

826
01:11:12,980 --> 01:11:15,414
(applauding team)

827
01:11:15,483 --> 01:11:17,576
All right, listen, guys.
They won't let us wait any longer.

828
01:11:17,651 --> 01:11:19,175
So if you guys play together,

829
01:11:19,253 --> 01:11:23,314
and you all play as a real team,
we can beat them, all right?

830
01:11:23,390 --> 01:11:28,987
- OK. Come on, you guys, let's go.
- <i>(all)</i> One, two, three! Go, Big Green!

831
01:11:29,063 --> 01:11:32,726
Get on out there and kick some... butt!

832
01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:43,972
Good afternoon, everyone. Welcome
to the Junior Soccer Championships.

833
01:11:44,044 --> 01:11:49,505
Today's match-up features the Knights
of Austin against Elma Big Green.

834
01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:53,075
The Knights are coached by Jay Huffer
and the Elma Big Green

835
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:57,780
are co-coached by Anna Montgomery
and Tom Palmer.

836
01:11:57,858 --> 01:12:02,659
The Austin Knights are undefeated. And
The Big Green have a season record of...

837
01:12:02,730 --> 01:12:08,691
We can hear something after them now!
Let's see you on your feet for the Knights!

838
01:12:20,481 --> 01:12:25,646
And here we go
for the start of the championship.

839
01:12:30,357 --> 01:12:35,488
The Big Green will <i>take</i> the kick-off.
<i>Nick</i> Anderssen kicks off to Rolly Nelson.

840
01:12:39,633 --> 01:12:42,534
(player) Go, go!
Take it all the way!

841
01:12:57,818 --> 01:12:59,877
Let's go.
Show them!

842
01:12:59,954 --> 01:13:02,616
Oh, bad luck!
That's OK, that's all right.

843
01:13:10,798 --> 01:13:13,926
(announcer) Ball collected
by Knights' goalie Chris Stoia.

844
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:36,187
- All right, come on! Let's go!
- Get in there and top them!

845
01:13:53,607 --> 01:13:55,097
Yeah! Yeah!

846
01:13:55,175 --> 01:14:00,511
(announcer) Excellent save
by Elma goalie Larry Musgrove.

847
01:14:12,459 --> 01:14:15,690
That's a goal!
Score! Goal!

848
01:14:15,763 --> 01:14:20,860
(announcer) It's 2-0 in Austin. Another
put-in by number 2. Shannon Rinn.

849
01:14:20,934 --> 01:14:25,462
It's 2-0 in favor of the Knights.

850
01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:42,750
All right, good.
Pass it!

851
01:14:48,329 --> 01:14:53,323
- Hey.
- Hey, look who showed up.

852
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,392
- Yeah, yeah! Go! Go!
- All right!

853
01:14:59,907 --> 01:15:04,901
- How are we doing?
- Down by two.

854
01:15:07,514 --> 01:15:10,608
It's good to see you, Ed.

855
01:15:10,684 --> 01:15:13,414
- I'm glad you made it.
- Thanks.

856
01:15:24,231 --> 01:15:26,631
Come on, Kate!

857
01:15:35,042 --> 01:15:38,910
Let's go, Kate!
Come on, let's go, Big Green!

858
01:15:41,515 --> 01:15:45,975
And as we head to half, the score
is 2-0, in favor of the Knights.

859
01:15:46,053 --> 01:15:48,851
OK, gentlemen, half time.

860
01:15:48,922 --> 01:15:52,358
We're halfway through the game
we've been building for.

861
01:15:52,426 --> 01:15:55,884
We're halfway there.
We're not all the way there.

862
01:15:55,963 --> 01:15:58,796
The time to gloat
is soon upon the horizon.

863
01:15:58,866 --> 01:16:04,304
I look at the scoreboard and I see
a score that tells me 2-nothing.

864
01:16:05,939 --> 01:16:11,036
We're not there yet. This may be the
most important game you'll ever play.

865
01:16:11,278 --> 01:16:14,270
It certainly is the most
important moment of your lives,

866
01:16:14,348 --> 01:16:18,910
and I want you all to remember
one important thing.

867
01:16:18,986 --> 01:16:21,614
Don't mess it up.

868
01:16:21,688 --> 01:16:23,622
- What've you got?
- Goat!

869
01:16:23,690 --> 01:16:25,681
- What've you got?
- Goat!

870
01:16:25,759 --> 01:16:28,387
- What are we?
- Goats!

871
01:16:29,029 --> 01:16:31,964
So what do you say to a goat?

872
01:16:32,032 --> 01:16:35,490
Barbecue!
Barbecue!

873
01:16:35,569 --> 01:16:38,367
- Everyone OK?
- <i>(all)</i> Yeah.

874
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:40,066
All right.
Tom's gonna be here any minute.

875
01:16:40,307 --> 01:16:43,765
- If he's not here in a minute, why bother?
- You guys are doing great. Trust me.

876
01:16:43,844 --> 01:16:46,335
- 2-0?
- Better than 17-0.

877
01:16:46,413 --> 01:16:49,211
- Hey, I'm having fun.
- That's all that matters.

878
01:16:49,283 --> 01:16:51,080
All right, guys, half time's over.
Let's go.

879
01:16:51,318 --> 01:16:56,449
- Come on, let's go, Big Green!
- <i>(all)</i> One, two, three, go Big Green!

880
01:17:00,961 --> 01:17:05,989
And here we go
with the start of the second half.

881
01:17:07,468 --> 01:17:11,336
(announcer) The Knights' Shannon Rinn
will <i>take</i> the kick-off.

882
01:17:14,475 --> 01:17:16,102
(whistle)

883
01:17:40,534 --> 01:17:42,502
Goal kick, Big Green.

884
01:17:50,344 --> 01:17:53,142
Watch out, Larry!
Watch him over there! Come on!

885
01:17:57,985 --> 01:17:59,111
(Jay) Control that ball!

886
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:02,179
There we are!
There we are!

887
01:18:02,256 --> 01:18:05,817
Come on, y'all.
Let's do it again!

888
01:18:18,372 --> 01:18:19,566
Call a foul!

889
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:22,803
(announcer) Number 14. <i>Tak</i> Yamato.
Collides with number 8. Buddy Abbey.

890
01:18:22,876 --> 01:18:25,367
This could be a foul.

891
01:18:27,014 --> 01:18:28,675
Ten minutes till curtains.

892
01:18:28,749 --> 01:18:32,480
Maybe, but you're a whole lifetime away
from having a brain.

893
01:18:32,553 --> 01:18:33,679
(announcer) It <i>looks like</i> we have an
injury.

894
01:18:33,754 --> 01:18:35,949
All right, come on, clear, clear.

895
01:18:36,023 --> 01:18:39,322
Hey, give me some room here, come
on, come on. The boy needs to breathe.

896
01:18:39,393 --> 01:18:40,917
Which leg is it, huh?

897
01:18:40,994 --> 01:18:43,326
- Broken? Broken?
- No, I don't think so.

898
01:18:43,397 --> 01:18:44,694
No? No. All right.

899
01:18:44,765 --> 01:18:48,064
I hope he's all right.
I'm sure he's all right.

900
01:18:48,135 --> 01:18:50,968
- Cookie!
- Hey, hey. Look who's here!

901
01:18:52,039 --> 01:18:54,132
He found him!

902
01:18:55,142 --> 01:18:57,440
- Oh, my gosh! Brenda, he's here!
- He's here!

903
01:19:03,317 --> 01:19:05,410
Juan! Juan!

904
01:19:12,426 --> 01:19:13,654
(announcer)
And it seems we have a late arrival.

905
01:19:13,727 --> 01:19:18,096
Number 10. listed on the roster
as Juan Morales.

906
01:19:18,332 --> 01:19:22,132
- Kate, I came back to beat these guys!
- You didn't say goodbye.

907
01:19:22,369 --> 01:19:27,807
- Don't be mad. I wanted to.
- Well, next time you go, say goodbye.

908
01:19:27,874 --> 01:19:30,570
Next time I go, I'll just take you with me.

909
01:19:30,644 --> 01:19:32,874
<i>(all)</i> Juan!

910
01:19:39,019 --> 01:19:42,079
Hey, found 'em outside Garretville.

911
01:19:42,322 --> 01:19:43,812
It looked like a good place to hide,

912
01:19:43,890 --> 01:19:47,724
- but he's already got a better plan...
- Already got them a lawyer.

913
01:19:47,794 --> 01:19:49,091
Tom's gonna be my sponsor.

914
01:19:49,329 --> 01:19:51,490
Well, I figure if I'm gonna be
living in a little town like Elma,

915
01:19:51,565 --> 01:19:52,896
I gotta get good people there with me.

916
01:19:52,966 --> 01:19:56,595
What's that, huh? What's that?
Come on, come on, delay of game!

917
01:19:56,670 --> 01:19:58,103
- Come on, call it!
- Take it easy, Coach.

918
01:19:58,338 --> 01:20:00,067
Hey, listen, what am I?
Card 'em! Card 'em!

919
01:20:00,307 --> 01:20:02,332
They shouldn't be on the field like that!

920
01:20:02,409 --> 01:20:04,468
Coach, are those your assistants
back there?

921
01:20:04,544 --> 01:20:05,568
Yeah.

922
01:20:05,646 --> 01:20:09,844
You might wanna tell
one of them to start warming up.

923
01:20:10,017 --> 01:20:11,882
Am I the luckiest man in the world,
or what?

924
01:20:11,952 --> 01:20:14,079
Just when I need a decent ref,
I get a comedian.

925
01:20:14,321 --> 01:20:16,789
A comedian!
Well, thank you.

926
01:20:16,857 --> 01:20:18,757
Whoever did that for me, thank you.

927
01:20:18,825 --> 01:20:22,317
Oh, man, what a day.
What a day.

928
01:20:22,396 --> 01:20:25,422
Oh, so you made it, Coach.

929
01:20:25,499 --> 01:20:28,662
Yeah, I had to pick up
the last member of my team, Jay.

930
01:20:28,735 --> 01:20:32,102
I thought everybody qualified
to be here was already here.

931
01:20:32,339 --> 01:20:36,969
Everyone qualifies.
And so do their families.

932
01:20:37,744 --> 01:20:41,737
Hey...
Now we got ourselves a real game.

933
01:20:49,956 --> 01:20:53,084
(injured player) Ugh.
Has anyone seen my mother?

934
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:58,423
(announcer) The Knights' number 8.
Buddy Abbey. Is OK. Play will resume.

935
01:20:59,599 --> 01:21:02,625
And it looks like we have
a substitution for the Big Green.

936
01:21:02,703 --> 01:21:08,164
Replacing number 11. Jeffrey Luttrell.
Will be number 10. Juan Morales.

937
01:21:35,402 --> 01:21:38,462
(announcer) Ball knocked out by
the Big Green. Knights' throw in.

938
01:21:42,642 --> 01:21:50,071
Kicked out by goalie Stoia. And
a magnificent header by Juan Morales.

939
01:22:00,393 --> 01:22:02,418
Control it!

940
01:22:02,496 --> 01:22:08,833
Possession changes. Superb play
by Big Green number 85. Newt Shaw.

941
01:22:09,936 --> 01:22:12,063
Pick your man!

942
01:22:12,305 --> 01:22:17,766
Morales to Kate Douglas. She passes
<i>back.</i> They're going in to the net.

943
01:22:18,845 --> 01:22:22,872
<i>Nick</i> Anderssen now has the ball.
He takes a shot. Goal!

944
01:22:22,949 --> 01:22:28,444
It's now Knights 2. Big Green 1.
With only minutes left in the game.

945
01:22:39,232 --> 01:22:41,496
Come on, where are my Knights?
Where's the defense?

946
01:22:42,903 --> 01:22:47,465
Knights <i>take</i> the kick-off.
We're in the final minute of play.

947
01:22:52,412 --> 01:22:57,372
Big tackle from Juan Morales.
Big Green now has the ball.

948
01:23:01,388 --> 01:23:04,755
<i>We have just ten seconds left in this
game!</i>

949
01:23:04,825 --> 01:23:10,855
Juan Morales is going for the goal with
only five seconds remaining in the game!

950
01:23:10,931 --> 01:23:14,833
He shoots. Goal! Goal!

951
01:23:14,901 --> 01:23:18,769
<i>With three seconds left on the clock.</i>
Juan Morales scored the tying shot!

952
01:23:18,839 --> 01:23:23,367
You guessed it! <i>We</i> have a tie!
The Big Green battles <i>back!</i>

953
01:23:23,443 --> 01:23:27,311
Ladies and gentlemen. Don't go
anywhere. This game is not over!

954
01:23:27,380 --> 01:23:31,441
The Big Green is going nuts!
The Knights are stunned!

955
01:23:31,518 --> 01:23:37,320
It is a tie!
Big Green 2. Knights 2.

956
01:23:46,333 --> 01:23:49,131
You all rock!
What a game!

957
01:23:59,045 --> 01:24:03,004
Regulation game has ended in a tie.
There's not gonna be any overtime.

958
01:24:03,083 --> 01:24:05,074
We're gonna go straight to penalty kicks.

959
01:24:05,318 --> 01:24:07,616
OK, what we got here
is called a shoot-out, all right?

960
01:24:07,687 --> 01:24:09,780
Five members from each team
are gonna run on to the field,

961
01:24:09,856 --> 01:24:11,414
each one's gonna take a shot
against the goalie.

962
01:24:11,491 --> 01:24:15,120
- So Juan'll kick five times?
- No, each player can only kick once.

963
01:24:15,195 --> 01:24:16,856
Right.
But Juan, you're going first.

964
01:24:16,930 --> 01:24:18,522
- Mm-hm.
- Go get 'em.

965
01:24:18,598 --> 01:24:21,089
- Then Kate.
- OK.

966
01:24:21,334 --> 01:24:25,168
- Then, uh... Nick.
- All right.

967
01:24:25,238 --> 01:24:27,706
- Then Sophia.
- Mm-hm.

968
01:24:27,774 --> 01:24:29,765
Uh-huh.

969
01:24:29,843 --> 01:24:31,777
OK, I need a volunteer
for the last position.

970
01:24:31,845 --> 01:24:33,574
I'll do it.

971
01:24:35,448 --> 01:24:40,852
- I don't think so, Newt.
- Why? I got a great kick.

972
01:24:40,921 --> 01:24:44,049
And I'm not afraid.

973
01:24:45,358 --> 01:24:47,918
- What do you think?
- I'm little.

974
01:24:47,994 --> 01:24:52,590
I'm low to the ground.
I got power. I got the moves.

975
01:24:52,666 --> 01:24:55,396
I'm your man.

976
01:24:59,706 --> 01:25:02,937
- You got the job, big guy.
- All right, you guys are the greatest!

977
01:25:03,009 --> 01:25:05,375
Time-out. Time-out.

978
01:25:05,445 --> 01:25:09,040
Now that we know who's kicking,
who's gonna play goalie? I'm not!

979
01:25:09,282 --> 01:25:12,649
You guys know about my problem.
They turn into monsters.

980
01:25:12,719 --> 01:25:14,584
Larry, listen...

981
01:25:14,654 --> 01:25:18,090
If you see them
and they become monsters,

982
01:25:18,325 --> 01:25:21,726
just become part of the nightmare
and join in.

983
01:25:21,795 --> 01:25:24,389
Turn yourself into a monster and fight
back.

984
01:25:24,464 --> 01:25:27,797
- I'll try.
- All right. You can do it, son!

985
01:25:27,867 --> 01:25:31,030
Now you all played a great game.
If you do miss your shots,

986
01:25:31,104 --> 01:25:33,834
you run back to that center circle
with your heads held high, got it?

987
01:25:33,907 --> 01:25:36,000
<i>(all)</i> Got it!
Let's go!

988
01:25:36,076 --> 01:25:38,704
- Are you all proud of yourselves?
- <i>(all)</i> Yeah!

989
01:25:38,778 --> 01:25:42,043
- Good! We're proud of you.
- All right!

990
01:25:42,282 --> 01:25:44,045
- (Tom) Come on!
- Let's go.

991
01:25:45,819 --> 01:25:50,552
One, two, three!
Go, Big Green!

992
01:25:58,732 --> 01:26:02,259
Larry, want my goggles?
They get rid of fear.

993
01:26:02,335 --> 01:26:04,428
I'll try anything.

994
01:26:19,285 --> 01:26:20,775
Knights, OK.

995
01:26:20,854 --> 01:26:25,382
(announcer) And the Knights
win the toss and elect to go first.

996
01:26:38,438 --> 01:26:44,172
First up for the Knights,
number 7, Robert Bishop.

997
01:26:49,449 --> 01:26:53,613
Come on, Larry, come on.
Buddy, hang in there! Hang in there!

998
01:27:00,326 --> 01:27:03,818
And it's good. The score
is 1-0 in favor of the Knights!

999
01:27:03,897 --> 01:27:06,764
- What a shoot-out.
- It's all right, Larry.

1000
01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:11,668
Up next, number 10, Juan Morales.

1001
01:27:13,473 --> 01:27:16,965
He scored the equalizer.
Can he do it again?

1002
01:27:28,054 --> 01:27:34,357
He does! The score is tied.
One round. 1-1!

1003
01:27:38,832 --> 01:27:42,324
The second kicker for the Knights
is number 2. Shannon Rinn.

1004
01:27:43,636 --> 01:27:47,072
It's in. It's in there!
The Knights now lead 2-1.

1005
01:27:47,307 --> 01:27:49,502
Darn!

1006
01:27:49,576 --> 01:27:55,378
Up for the Big Green.
Number 13. Kate Douglas.

1007
01:27:55,448 --> 01:27:59,282
Come on, let's go, Kate!
Let's go!

1008
01:28:03,890 --> 01:28:11,058
It's good! It's in! The score is now tied.
Knights 2. Big Green 2.

1009
01:28:17,370 --> 01:28:21,500
Up next for the Knights.
Anthony Atkinson.

1010
01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:31,176
That's it, it's in!
3-2 for the Knights!

1011
01:28:40,393 --> 01:28:45,695
Up next for the Big Green.
Number 9. Sophia Conveflino.

1012
01:28:45,765 --> 01:28:48,791
Come on, Sophie.

1013
01:28:54,407 --> 01:28:59,504
It's good! What a crazy game!
<i>We're still tied here in Austin!</i>

1014
01:29:07,487 --> 01:29:10,854
There are only two kickers left for each
side.

1015
01:29:13,660 --> 01:29:15,992
She did it! That's it!
She scored!

1016
01:29:16,062 --> 01:29:21,659
The fourth kicker is up for the Knights.
Number 8. Buddy Abbey.

1017
01:29:24,470 --> 01:29:27,064
Come on, Larry.
Come on.

1018
01:29:31,844 --> 01:29:34,836
He blocked it!
No goal!

1019
01:29:34,914 --> 01:29:39,510
Goalkeeper Larry Musgrove
sets up a huge opportunity for victory.

1020
01:29:39,586 --> 01:29:43,682
You did it! You did it!
Yeah!

1021
01:29:47,827 --> 01:29:51,058
Yes! Yeah!

1022
01:29:57,303 --> 01:29:59,601
Come on, Nick!

1023
01:29:59,672 --> 01:30:03,403
Here comes number 8. <i>Nick</i> Anderssen.

1024
01:30:08,314 --> 01:30:14,344
It's over the top! No good! Again.
This keeps the score tied at 3 apiece.

1025
01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:16,911
Oh!

1026
01:30:18,691 --> 01:30:21,091
I blew it!

1027
01:30:23,363 --> 01:30:28,892
- I'm sorry.
- It's OK. You tried.

1028
01:30:28,968 --> 01:30:30,595
I'm sorry, guys.

1029
01:30:33,973 --> 01:30:37,409
- (Ed) It's OK, Nick.
- All right.

1030
01:30:37,477 --> 01:30:41,072
That's Jay Jr. He's our favorite player
in the world. He's my son.

1031
01:30:41,314 --> 01:30:45,011
So it all comes down to this.'
Each team has only one kicker left.

1032
01:30:45,084 --> 01:30:47,279
For the Knights. This will be Jay Huffer. Jr.

1033
01:30:47,353 --> 01:30:50,754
The Big Green will follow
with little Newt Shaw.

1034
01:30:50,823 --> 01:30:54,224
Team captain. Number 10. Jay Huffer.
The leading scorer this year in the league.

1035
01:30:54,294 --> 01:30:57,821
Has the final opportunity
to score for the Knights.

1036
01:31:10,677 --> 01:31:16,081
Become part of the nightmare. Turn
yourself into a monster and fight back.

1037
01:31:16,316 --> 01:31:17,874
Come on, Larry.

1038
01:31:37,937 --> 01:31:42,271
(Jay) What's the matter?
Come on, focus! You're a Knight!

1039
01:31:48,014 --> 01:31:50,505
Come and get me!

1040
01:31:51,551 --> 01:31:54,019
There seems to be some confusion.

1041
01:31:54,087 --> 01:31:58,683
There's hesitation on Jay Huffer Jr.'s part.

1042
01:31:58,758 --> 01:32:00,885
Come on, big guy.
Come on.

1043
01:32:02,595 --> 01:32:05,758
But he finally signals he's ready.

1044
01:32:12,372 --> 01:32:15,671
It's a save!
It's a save!

1045
01:32:15,742 --> 01:32:20,543
<i>What a huge opportunity for
the Big Green! Yes. It's still tied up.</i>

1046
01:32:20,613 --> 01:32:25,414
3-3 and the Big Green has one kicker left!

1047
01:32:34,394 --> 01:32:39,354
(Larry) All right!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1048
01:32:39,432 --> 01:32:45,598
- All right, guys!
- No monsters, Larry! Yeah!

1049
01:32:46,939 --> 01:32:49,806
Here we have the fifth and final kicker
for the Big Green.

1050
01:32:49,876 --> 01:32:53,676
Number 85. little Newt Shaw.

1051
01:32:53,746 --> 01:32:56,738
This is for the championship!

1052
01:32:56,849 --> 01:33:00,478
If he makes the kick. The Big Green wins.

1053
01:33:10,363 --> 01:33:11,955
Come on, Newt!

1054
01:33:14,167 --> 01:33:15,327
(whistle)

1055
01:33:17,236 --> 01:33:18,498
(bleats)

1056
01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:44,927
It's in! He did it!
He scored! That's the game!

1057
01:33:44,997 --> 01:33:49,058
The Big Green have won
the championship! I don't believe it!

1058
01:33:49,235 --> 01:33:52,466
The Big Green have won!
The Knights don't believe it!

1059
01:33:52,538 --> 01:33:56,338
The Big Green have won!

1060
01:33:56,409 --> 01:33:58,274
(bleats)

1061
01:33:58,344 --> 01:34:02,804
Yes! Yeah!

1062
01:34:15,328 --> 01:34:17,592
I scored!

1063
01:34:50,029 --> 01:34:53,226
- I love you, Kate.
- I love you too.

1064
01:35:04,877 --> 01:35:08,836
Go, Big Green! Go, Big Green!
Go, Big Green!

1065
01:35:08,915 --> 01:35:12,612
Go, Big Green! Go, Big Green!
Go, Big Green!

1066
01:35:12,919 --> 01:35:15,479
Go, Big Green!
Go, Big Green!

1067
01:35:15,555 --> 01:35:19,252
Go, Big Green! Go, Big Green!
Go, Big Green!

1068
01:35:25,998 --> 01:35:28,364
You were great!

1069
01:35:37,944 --> 01:35:41,038
I believe we had a deal, Jay.

1070
01:35:41,981 --> 01:35:43,710
Kiss the goat.

1071
01:35:43,783 --> 01:35:46,308
(all chant)
Kiss the goat! Kiss the goat!

1072
01:36:12,345 --> 01:36:14,609
Thank you.

1073
01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:17,478
(♪ "I Believe in You" by Nici Haris)