1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:14,648 [ Choir ] * THE HOLLY AND THE IVY 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:18,219 * WHEN THEY ARE BOTH FULL GROWN * 5 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:22,090 * OF ALL THE TREES THAT ARE IN THE WOODS * 6 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:25,426 * THE HOLLY BEARS THE CROWN 7 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:29,330 * OH, THE RISING OF THE SUN 8 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:33,367 * AND THE RUNNING OF THE DEER * 9 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:37,505 * THE PLAYING OF THE MERRY ORGAN * 10 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:42,042 * SWEET SINGING IN THE CHOIR * 11 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:31,125 THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER, 12 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,127 BUT SOMEONE STOLE IT. 13 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,663 REALLY ? LIEUTENANT, WHERE IS THAT BABY JESUS ? 14 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,765 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 15 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,577 SOUNDS GREAT, BOB. 16 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:53,281 THANKS, CHIEF. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 17 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:19,673 STEVE, PHIL, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 18 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,413 OH, WOW ! THAT'S SO COOL. 19 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,688 [ Train Whistle Blowing ] 20 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,532 [ Whistle Blowing ] 21 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:08,689 HI. 22 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,261 MERRY CHRISTMAS. OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 23 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,929 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR. 24 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,900 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 25 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,903 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR. 26 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,774 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR. 27 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:30,778 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 28 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,614 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 29 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,685 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 30 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,688 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 31 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:44,358 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 32 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:47,261 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 33 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,397 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 34 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,733 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 35 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,437 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 36 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,573 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 37 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,644 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 38 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,314 [ Bell Tolling ] MERRY CHRISTMAS. 39 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,317 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 40 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,453 [ Man ] ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT EXERCISE... 41 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,922 WILL HELP YOU BOTH WITH LISTENING. 42 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:18,826 ONE OF YOU WILL SPEAK WHILE THE OTHER REALLY JUST... 43 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,894 LISTENS. 44 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,896 WOULD SOMEONE LIKE TO GO FIRST ? 45 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,667 ME. I HAD THIS CRAZY DREAM. DO WE HAVE TO DO DREAMS ? 46 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,337 I WAS AT THIS FANCY RESTAURANT HAVING LUNCH... 47 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:32,506 AND THE WAITER BROUGHT ME MY ENTREE. IT WAS A SALAD. 48 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:35,409 IT WAS LLOYD'S HEAD ON A PLATE OF SPINACH... 49 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,579 WITH HIS PENIS STICKING OUT OF HIS EAR. 50 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,815 AND I SAID, "I DIDN'T ORDER THIS." 51 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:45,753 AND THE WAITER SAID, "YOU MUST TRY IT. IT'S A DELICACY. 52 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:49,957 BUT DON'T EAT THE PENIS; IT'S JUST GARNISH." 53 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:53,927 - MMM. - LLOYD, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE DREAM ? 54 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,865 I THINK SHE SHOULD STOP TELLING IT AT DINNER PARTIES TO ALL OUR FRIENDS. 55 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:01,369 I MEAN, DREAMS SHOULD BE PRIVATE, DON'T YOU THINK ? 56 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:05,038 I'M NOT HERE TO JUDGE OR TO TAKE SIDES. I WILL SAY... 57 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,508 COMMUNICATION IS HEALTHY. HEALTHY ? 58 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:11,445 TELLING PEOPLE SHE DREAMS OF ME BEING CASTRATED "FLORENTINED" IS HEALTHY ? 59 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,682 ARE THERE ANY SEXUAL PROBLEMS IN THE MARRIAGE ? 60 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,819 WELL... 61 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:23,957 THE TRUTH IS, UM, WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN QUITE A WHILE. 62 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:27,795 [ Clears Throat ] AND BEFORE THAT, IT WASN'T ALL THAT, UM-- 63 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,498 OH, WHAT'S THE WORD ? 64 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:34,435 - NOTEWORTHY. - MM-HMM. 65 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,507 BY OUR 12th ANNIVERSARY, WE'D GOTTEN INTO A PRETTY STALE ROUTINE. 66 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,975 A COUPLE OF KISSES, A COUPLE OF NIPPLE TWISTS. 67 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,513 IT WOULD BE OVER IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO MAKE CAPPUCCINO. 68 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:49,650 I KNOW BECAUSE I TIMED IT ONCE. I MEAN, IT'S NO WONDER I HAD AN AFFAIR. 69 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:54,021 HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM THAT SO CASUALLY, LIKE YOU WERE ASKING FOR WATER ? 70 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,490 ACTUALLY, MAY I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER ? 71 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,660 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ORAL SEX TOO. I'LL GO WAIT IN THE CAR ! 72 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,830 LLOYD, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAROLINE'S AFFAIR ? 73 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:07,935 HE JUST WANTS ME TO WEAR A RED "A" AND SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT. IS THAT SO UNREASONABLE ? 74 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,938 EVERYTHING'S EITHER BLACK OR WHITE WITH HIM. 75 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:14,708 YOU KNOW, HE DOESN'T-- HE DOESN'T SEE WHERE HE'S RESPONSIBLE. 76 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:17,678 AND I MEAN, IT JUST DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME. 77 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,681 IT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE COUNTED AS AN AFFAIR. 78 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,750 [ Sighs ] 79 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:25,619 I THINK WE NEED A RULING ON THIS. 80 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,956 * BELLS WILL BE RINGING 81 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:32,426 * THE SAD, SAD NEWS 82 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:36,930 * OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS 83 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:40,934 * TO HAVE THE BLUES 84 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:45,105 * MY BABY'S GONE 85 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,909 * I HAVE NO FRIENDS * 86 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,846 [ Beep ] 87 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,586 [ Tapping On Keys ] 88 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,777 [ Cat Yowls ] 89 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,114 [ Sniffing ] 90 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,952 JESUS. [ Sniffs] 91 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,954 CAT PISS. [ Sniffs ] 92 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,956 UGH. [ Spits ] 93 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:39,760 [ Dr. Wong ] LLOYD, HAVE YOU FORGIVEN CAROLINE FOR HER AFFAIR ? 94 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,863 LOOK, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. IT'S OVER. I'M FINE ABOUT IT. 95 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:46,199 I JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. THEN LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 96 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,936 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM THE MARRIAGE NOW ? 97 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:53,206 I WANNA STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. LOOK, THE TRUTH IS I WANT NOTHING. 98 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,710 I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED. I'M ACTUALLY A VERY CONTENT PERSON. 99 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:59,780 WHAT A LIAR. YOU'RE SO UNHAPPY YOU CAN HARDLY BREATHE. 100 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,182 AND I FEEL IT IN EVERY GESTURE, IN EVERY SILENCE. 101 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,985 AND I'M MISERABLE. HOW CAN WE BOTH BE IN THE MARRIAGE... 102 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,988 AND I'M MISERABLE AND YOU'RE CONTENT ? LUCK ? 103 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,291 - CAROLINE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM THE MARRIAGE ? - OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 104 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,194 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. YOU BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE FOR IT. 105 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:17,865 SHE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SATISFY. SHE LIVES IN HER FANTASIES. 106 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:21,835 I MEAN, LET'S REALLY TRY TO UNDERSTAND CAROLINE'S MISERABLE LIFE. 107 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,304 - SHE LIVES IN A BEAUTIFUL HOME. - WHICH HIS MOTHER OWNS. 108 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,506 - I HAVE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS. - WHICH HIS MOTHER OWNS. 109 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:30,010 WE'RE IN SERVITUDE TO HIS MOTHER FOR A LOAN SHE'S CHARGING US 18% INTEREST ON. 110 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,680 WE PERSONALLY OWN NOTHING. WE TOOK OUT A LOAN. 111 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,815 NO, YOU TOOK OUT A LOAN. IT WAS YOUR DECISION. 112 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:38,151 - YOU TOOK OUT A LOAN FROM SATAN MOM. - SHE BLAMES MY MOTHER... 113 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:42,155 FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S GONE WRONG IN HER LIFE. IN THE MEANTIME, SHE NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING. 114 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:46,526 PHOTOGRAPHY COURSES, EXISTENTIAL PHILOSOPHY COURSES, SCANDINAVIAN COOKING CLASSES-- 115 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,830 - AT LEAST I GO AFTER MY DREAMS. - TO BE WHAT ? SOMEBODY WHO TAKES PHOTOGRAPHS... 116 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,834 OF LUTEFISK TO PROVE THE NOTHINGNESS OF BEING ? NO WONDER OUR SON'S SO CONFUSED. 117 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,203 SEE ? HE BLAMES ME FOR JESSE. IS THAT RIGHT ? 118 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:59,006 - I'M NOT HERE TO JUDGE. - WHAT THE HELL GOOD ARE YOU ? 119 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,075 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUFFOCATED HIM WITH LIMITATIONS. 120 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,678 OUR SON'S A VERY SENSITIVE, CREATIVE... JUVENILE DELINQUENT. 121 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:08,281 - BOY. HE HAS THE IMAGINATION-- - THAT THE MAFIA GIVES SCHOLARSHIPS FOR. 122 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:11,685 IN THE NINTH GRADE, WE TOLD HIM HE COULD GET A PART-TIME JOB. 123 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:16,123 HE STARTED AN ESCORT SERVICE FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM, AND HE GAVE OUT MY MOTHER'S PHONE NUMBER. 124 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:21,595 AND I STILL SAY GETTIN' LAID BY AN 18-YEAR-OLD LINEBACKER IS JUST WHAT SHE NEEDS ! 125 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:24,898 - PLEASE ! LET'S LOWER OUR VOICES ! - [ Both ] FUCK YOU ! 126 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,284 YES. 127 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,156 [ Ticking ] 128 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,726 - [ Ticking Accelerating ] - FUCKIN'-- 129 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,328 [ Sirens Blaring ] [ Electronic Voice ] BURGLARY ! BURGLARY ! 130 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,732 BURGLARY ! 131 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,901 OHH ! 132 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,903 [ Sirens Continue ] OH, NO ! GUSSIE ! 133 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,072 WHERE THE HELL ARE YA ? 134 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,641 [ Gasping ] 135 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:11,812 [ Growling ] 136 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:15,182 [ Growling Continues ] 137 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:23,356 [ Growling ] 138 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,163 WANNA PLAY BALL ? 139 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,967 PLAY CATCH, PAL ? HUH ? 140 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,003 CHASE THE BALL ? 141 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,173 [ Thud ] 142 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,911 [ Barking Continues ] 143 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,316 [ Crunching ] 144 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,822 [ Crunching Continues ] 145 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,363 GOOD DOGGY. GOOD THICKHEADED DOGGY. 146 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:07,000 HOW ABOUT THIS, HUH ? HUH ? [ Growling ] 147 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,841 GO. 148 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,879 - [ Snarling ] - [ Screams ] 149 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,915 [ Sirens Wailing ] 150 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,223 [ Chattering On Police Radio ] [ Policeman #1 ] GET SOME LIGHT OVER HERE. 151 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,359 [ Policeman #2 ] CHECK AROUND BACK. 152 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:56,016 YOU CAN DIVORCE ME, YOU KNOW. I MEAN, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALIMONY. 153 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,118 YOU CAN SAY... 154 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,287 THAT I WAS UNFAITHFUL. 155 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,857 YOU WERE. 156 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,893 THAT'S WHY I SAID YOU CAN SAY IT. 157 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,361 NO, NO. YOU SAID IT AS IF IT WEREN'T TRUE, 158 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,031 BUT THAT I COULD SAY IT JUST TO GET THE DIVORCE. 159 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,068 EXCEPT THAT IT IS TRUE, AND WE'RE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE. 160 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,272 [ Radio ] AND LATER ON IN THE NEWS-- 161 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:23,243 AREN'T YOU COMING IN WITH ME ? NO, I WANT TO LISTEN TO THE NEWS. 162 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,780 THERE IS A WORLD GOING ON BEYOND OUR PROBLEMS, CAROLINE. 163 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,287 JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE MADE YOUR DECREE ABOUT THIS DIVORCE... 164 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:38,258 DOESN'T MEAN I'M GIVING UP ON IT. CAROLINE, 165 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:43,430 THE DAY YOU SEE ANYTHING THROUGH TO THE END, I'LL STICK MY OWN DICK IN MY EAR. 166 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,465 [ Sirens Wailing In Distance ] 167 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:55,508 [ Door Opens, Closes ] [ Bell Rings ] 168 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:13,326 [ Bell Rings ] [ Woman ] I ORDERED A CASE OF EGGNOG SO THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN. 169 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,429 [ Clerk ] I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HELP YOU. 170 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,433 [ Woman ] YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I HAVE 25 RELATIVES COMING IN ONE HOUR, 171 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,270 AND YOU HAVE ONE BOTTLE OF EGGNOG. 172 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,539 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ? IT'S CHRISTMAS. I'M HERE ALONE. 173 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:30,043 I'D LOVE TO BE ABLE TO HELP YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 174 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,045 [ Woman ] ARE YOU CRAZY ? 175 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:35,215 [ Clerk ] I HAVE NOTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU. I'M SORRY. 176 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:39,019 THERE'S NO ONE IN THE STORE TO HELP ME. CAN'T YOU MAKE SOME ? MAKE SOME ? ARE YOU NUTS ? 177 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:42,055 ARE YOU NUTS ? I HAVE GOT 25 RELATIVES COMING. IT ONLY TAKES CREAM, NUTMEG-- 178 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:45,825 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT IT ? 179 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:49,029 I PROMISED THEM I'D HAVE EGGNOG ! YOU CAN IF YOU MAKE IT. 180 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,398 I CAN'T MAKE IT ! YOU MAKE IT ! 181 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,400 [ Gun Cocks ] OKAY. 182 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:57,504 DON'T MOVE. DON'T TALK. THIS IS A GUN IN YOUR BACK. [ Gasps, Drops Groceries ] 183 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,044 WHAT'S GOING ON ? WHO IS HE ? 184 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:07,180 HE'S THE WORLD BEYOND OUR PROBLEMS, WHICH IS NOW OUR PROBLEM. 185 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,183 SHUT UP. DRIVE. MY GOD, CARRIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? 186 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,651 DRIVE. 187 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,322 [ Man #1 ] LIEUTENANT HUFF, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED IN OLD BAYBROOK ? 188 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,925 [ Man #2 ] WHY WEREN'T THERE MORE POLICE ON THE STREET ? 189 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,994 THIS MAN HAS BEEN TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE COUNTY. LOOK. 190 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:24,497 I'D PUT MORE MEN ON THE STREET, BUT THEY'RE NOT QUALIFIED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. 191 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,100 WHY NOT ? THEY ARE POLICE, AREN'T THEY ? 192 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:31,438 THEY HAVE NO EXPERIENCE. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN THIS TOWN. 193 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,507 THE ONLY TIME WE GET CALLS FROM YOU PEOPLE... 194 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,377 IS WHEN SOME KID IS PLAYING A PRACTICAL JOKE... 195 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:41,548 OR YOUR FAGGOT DOGS START HUMPING EACH OTHER WITHOUT PERMISSION. 196 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,085 ANY TIME THERE'S ANY REAL PROBLEM, YOU PEOPLE CALL YOUR JUDGE FRIENDS... 197 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,055 AND YOUR ATTORNEY GENERAL FRIENDS AND YOUR DISTRICT ATTORNEY FRIENDS. 198 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,058 WHY DON'T YOU CALL THEM NOW AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE ? 199 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,027 IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE YOUR OFFICE. 200 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:57,230 I'M CALLING AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE OLD BAYBROOK EMERGENCY COMMUNITY COMMITTEE. 201 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,366 AND I'LL BE SUGGESTING AT THAT MEETING... 202 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,136 THAT OUR VOLUNTEERS PATROL THE STREETS TO PROTECT OUR HOMES. 203 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:07,307 AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE, LT. HUFF, I WILL SPEAK TO THE MAYOR-- A GOLFING CHUM OF MINE-- 204 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:11,311 ABOUT FINDING YOU A REPLACEMENT, SINCE YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE IN OLD BAYBROOK. 205 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:15,215 AND MAYBE I'LL JUST TELL HIM THAT YOU'VE HIT INTO A WATER HAZARD... 206 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,584 AND YOU'RE WAY IN OVER YOUR HEAD. 207 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,586 GET OUT. 208 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:23,590 [ Radio ] AUTHORITIES HAVE SPECULATED THAT THE THIEF MAY STILL BE IN THE AREA. 209 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:28,061 ROADBLOCKS ARE BEING SET UP ON INTERSTATE-- FUCK ! GODDAMN IT ! 210 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,197 TURN IT OFF ! TURN IT OFF ! 211 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,602 GODDAMN IT ! SHIT ! 212 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,005 FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS ! 213 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,640 FUCKIN' COCKSUCKERS ! JESUS ! 214 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,248 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GOING TO ALL THIS TROUBLE FOR A THIEF. 215 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,418 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU KILLED ANYONE. KINDA SILLY, AIN'T IT ? 216 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,353 YEAH. ALTHOUGH IT'S STILL EARLY, RIGHT ? 217 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,588 WHAT'S THAT SMELL ? SHUT UP ! 218 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,491 TAKE ME TO YOUR HOUSE. 219 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,529 LISTEN, WE'LL DROP YOU OFF WHEREVER YOU'D LIKE, AND WE WON'T SAY A WORD. 220 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,598 WE'RE NOT HEROES. BELIEVE ME, I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT. LLOYD IS NO HERO. 221 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,601 ENOUGH, OKAY ? I SAID TAKE ME TO YOUR FUCKIN' HOUSE. 222 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,005 I GOTTA THINK. AW, FUCK. 223 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,606 [ Chuckles ] 224 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,377 FUCK. CHRIST. [ Whispering ] WHAT ? NOTHING. 225 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:21,981 NO. WHAT WAS THAT LAUGH FOR ? NO, I DON'T. OH, LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW. 226 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,218 OH, YEAH, SURE, RIGHT. "LLOYD'S NO HERO." THANKS A LOT ! 227 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,454 PLEASE. I WAS TRYING TO-- GO TO HELL ! 228 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,322 SHUT UP. 229 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,325 NEVER'VE HAPPENED IF YOU'D COME INTO THE STORE ! I HAVE A GUN. 230 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,294 HE CHOSE ME BECAUSE I WAS ALONE. SHUT UP ! 231 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,363 JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST ! OKAY, OKAY. 232 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:42,069 BUT I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I ? YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TAKEN A COUPLE, WOULD YOU ? 233 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:46,239 - ALL RIGHT. NO. - NO. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 234 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,308 CHRIST. SEE ? 235 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,243 HAPPY NOW ? GREAT. YEAH, I AM, ACTUALLY. 236 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:54,147 LESS THAN TEN MINUTES AGO, YOU SAT IN THE CAR... HEY, HEY ! STOP SIGN. 237 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,350 AND TOLD ME YOU WANT TO STOP ARGUING. STOP SIGN ! WHOA ! 238 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,686 [ Horn Blaring ] HO ! HO ! HO ! 239 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,222 HEY, MORONS ! 240 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,758 - YOU RAN THE STOP SIGN. - I DID NOT. THERE WAS NO STOP SIGN. 241 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,229 YES, THERE WAS, AND YES, YOU DID. YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT. 242 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,665 HE SAW IT. HE SAID, "STOP SIGN." I HEARD IT. GREAT. 243 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,502 I HIJACKED MY FUCKIN' PARENTS. 244 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,340 SOMEBODY WHO MAKES SENSE, I LISTEN TO ! YES, THERE WAS. THERE WAS NO STOP SIGN. 245 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,542 [ Men Talking, Shouting ] 246 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:30,217 UH, LIEUTENANT, I FOUND THIS MASK WITH A WEIRD SMELL. WE BOTH FOUND IT. 247 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,754 [ Sniffing ] URINE. 248 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,757 OH, THANK GOD. PHIL THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE SEMEN. 249 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,792 PHIL NEEDS TO TALK TO A THERAPIST. 250 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,195 HEY, LIEUTENANT. 251 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:46,633 [ Phil ] WE FOUND IT. WHY'D YOU SAY THAT ? [ Steve ] I FOUND IT. 252 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,302 IT'S THE COUNTY PROSECUTOR. 253 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,371 LT. HUFF HERE. 254 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,441 WILL WARREN HERE. WHAT'S THE SUSPECT'S M.O. ? SHH. 255 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,709 SUSPECT LEFT BEHIND A FACE MASK. 256 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,880 THERE ARE TRACES OF BLOND HAIR AND THE FAINT ODOR OF AFTER-SHAVE MIXED-- 257 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:05,385 I SPOKE TO MR. WILLARD. IT SEEMS THERE MIGHT BE A VIDEOTAPE OF THE ROBBERY. 258 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,655 A VIDEOTAPE ? WHERE'D HE SAY IT IS ? I CALLED STATE POLICE. 259 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,791 STATE POLICE ? IS THAT NECESSARY ? IT WOULD BE BEST-- 260 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,561 MY MEN ARE SEARCHING THE PLACE NOW-- NO. 261 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,563 WHAT ? WE'LL LET PROFESSIONALS HANDLE THIS. 262 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:21,100 EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS IS MY JURISDICTION, AND WE ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE-- 263 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,737 I DO NOT WANT YOU OR YOUR MEN GOING IN THERE ! DO YOU HEAR ME ? 264 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,106 YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD YOU ! 265 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:33,146 SO... CAN WE GO HOME NOW ? 266 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:40,253 GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THERE. LEAVE A COUPLE OF GUYS HERE FOR THE STATE POLICE. 267 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,523 - THEY GOT PROFESSIONALS COMING. - [ Clock Chiming ] 268 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,926 [ Car Doors Opening ] [ Engines Starting ] 269 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:52,131 [ Chiming Continues ] 270 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,944 ** [ Muffled Hard Rock ] 271 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:09,148 ** 272 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:15,154 * IF THAT'S WANTING 273 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,658 * IF THAT'S LOVE [ Knocking At Door ] 274 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,829 * IF THAT'S LOVE [ Knocking ] 275 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,833 * IF THAT'S LOVE * [ Knocking ] 276 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,835 I'M COMING. 277 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,407 CHASSER. THAT'S CHASSEUR. IT'S 18th-CENTURY FRENCH HUGUENOT. 278 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,377 I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 279 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,911 MAY I COME IN ? NO. 280 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:42,882 I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU OUT IN THE HALL. LISTEN, SISKEL, 281 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,918 I JUST DEVELOPED SOME NEW PICTURES. STUNNING. 282 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:51,524 MIGHT EVEN MAKE A BOOK. SOMETHING LIKE MAPPLETHORPE, ONLY A LITTLE BIT MORE PERSONAL. 283 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,561 - DEMON SEED. - OOH. 284 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,438 MY BEST TO THE WIFE AND KIDS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 285 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,455 MOVE IT. MOVE IT, I SAID. 286 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,592 WE HAVE GIFTS IN THE CAR IN BACK. SHUT UP ! 287 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,594 THEY MIGHT GET STOLEN. 288 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:32,899 WELL, DIDN'T YOU LOCK THE CAR ? THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 289 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,967 SHUT UP ! CHRIST. 290 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,939 [ Security System Beeping ] [ Jesse ] HI, GUYS. IT'S ME. 291 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,709 [ Gasps ] HEY ! HEY ! HEY ! 292 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,645 THE ALARM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK ME UP AT THE STATION. 293 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:49,382 I'M GETTING A RIDE HOME WITH A FRIEND. I'LL BE LATE FOR DINNER, 294 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:53,420 SO START WITHOUT ME. JUST KIDDING, MOM. SEE YOU LATER. BYE. 295 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,555 [ Machine Beeps ] WHO'S THAT ? 296 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,890 J-JESSE, OUR SON. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO P-- 297 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,959 STATION. AT 8:00. 298 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,630 NICE. YOU RICH ? 299 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,633 NO. OH, GOD, NO. NO, NO. NOT REALLY, NO. 300 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,336 DIGS LIKE THIS AIN'T CHEAP. 301 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,271 I RUN AN ANTIQUE STORE IN TOWN. THESE ARE ALL FROM THE SHOP. 302 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,941 IT'S HIS MOTHER'S STORE. SO ? 303 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,678 WELL, YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS YOURS. "I RUN AN ANTIQUE STORE." 304 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,414 I SAID I RUN IT. I DIDN'T SAY I OWN IT. I AM THE MANAGER. 305 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,483 DO YOU THINK HE CARES IF YOU WORK FOR YOUR MOTHER ? HEY ! HEY ! HEY ! 306 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:28,788 LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. FROM NOW ON, THE ONLY PERSON WHO YELLS IS ME. 307 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,591 WHY ? BECAUSE I HAVE A GUN, OKAY ? 308 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,593 PEOPLE WITH GUNS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. 309 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,597 MARRIED PEOPLE WITHOUT GUNS-- FOR INSTANCE, YOU-- 310 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,333 [ Both ] MM-HMM. DO NOT GET TO YELL ! 311 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,935 WHY ? NO GUNS ! 312 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,605 NO GUNS, NO YELLING ! SEE ? 313 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,640 SIMPLE LITTLE EQUATION. 314 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:52,645 JESUS CHRIST, WHO ARE YOU FUCKIN' PEOPLE ? 315 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:56,883 CAROLINE AND LLOYD CHASSEUR. WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? 316 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,352 FUCK YOU, THAT'S MY NAME. 317 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:02,822 GOT ANY ROPE... LLOYD ? 318 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,992 FOR WHAT ? 319 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:10,563 WHAT AM I, APPLYING FOR A JOB ? NO. 320 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:14,734 THEN STOP ASKING ME FUCKIN' QUESTIONS, OKAY ? GOT ANY ROPE, LLOYD ? 321 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:17,804 NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY ROPE. 322 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:21,641 WE HAVE BUNGEE CORDS. THEY MIGHT WORK. 323 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,343 WHERE ? MOVE. RIGHT THROUGH THERE IN THE KITCHEN. 324 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,513 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 325 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,648 EXPECTING COMPANY ? 326 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,851 YES. LLOYD'S MOTHER AND HIS BROTHER'S FAMILY ARE COMING FOR DINNER. 327 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,886 THEY SHOULD BE HERE BY 9:00. 328 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,922 GREAT. 329 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,659 JESUS. 330 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,994 EXCUSE MY REACH. 331 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:46,098 PASS THE KETCHUP. PASS THE KETCHUP, PLEASE. 332 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:49,436 I'M NOT HUNGRY NOW. I THOUGHT WE WERE EATING AT UNCLE LLOYD'S. 333 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:52,405 GOD KNOWS WHAT DISASTER YOUR AUNT CAROLINE IS MAKING. 334 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,741 THIS MAY BE OUR LAST CHANCE FOR NORMAL FOOD. 335 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:58,845 SHE DOES IT TO IRRITATE ME. I'M THE ONE THAT SHE'S AFTER. 336 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:02,181 BUT I'M NOT HUNGRY NOW. EAT ! DON'T ANNOY ME. IT'S CHRISTMAS. 337 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,452 - I'M SURE SHE'S GOING TO A LOT OF TROUBLE. - GARY. 338 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:08,455 THE LAST TIME YOU ATE HER COOKING, YOU HAD DIARRHEA FOR A WEEK. 339 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,857 YOU HAD DIARRHEA FOR A WEEK, DAD ? 340 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,960 THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE DINNER CONVERSATION. EAT ! 341 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:18,565 IF WE HATE AUNT CAROLINE'S COOKING SO MUCH, WHY DO WE GO THERE EVERY YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS ? 342 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,568 BECAUSE MY POOR LLOYD NEEDS HIS FAMILY. 343 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:26,105 OTHERWISE, HE'D BE ALL ALONE WITH THAT ADULTERESS AND HER DELINQUENT SON. 344 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,876 I HOPE THEY GET INTO A FIGHT LIKE ALWAYS. THEIR FIGHTS ARE BITCHIN'. 345 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,480 SHUT UP ! DON'T MAKE ME NUTS TODAY ! IT'S CHRISTMAS ! 346 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,950 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 347 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:41,420 AHH. MMM. 348 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:45,725 SO... WHAT'S THE WORST DIVE BAR NEAR HERE ? 349 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,660 SEVENTEENTH HOLE. THE MACKEREL LOUNGE. 350 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,228 [ Both ] HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ? 351 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,164 I PASSED BY ONCE ON THE ACCESS ROAD. 352 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,502 DID YOU EVER PASS BY THE SEVENTEENTH HOLE ? IT'S LIKE A URINAL WITH WINDOWS. 353 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:59,672 AND THE MACKEREL LOUNGE COULDN'T BE A DIVE BAR, BECAUSE THEY CAN HAVE ENTERTAINMENT. 354 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:05,512 * IT'S CHRISTMAS YOU'RE DRUNK AND IN JAIL * [ Phone Ringing ] 355 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,246 MACKEREL LOUNGE. HERBIE SPEAKING. 356 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,750 I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND. [ Lloyd ] THE MACKEREL LOUNGE COULDN'T BE THE WORST DIVE BAR. 357 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:14,253 CAN YOU HANG ON JUST ONE SECOND PLEASE ? OH, YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW ! 358 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,789 AAH ! 359 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,593 THANKS. I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND OF MINE. 360 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:24,130 HE'S KIND OF A, UH, SHORT... DRUNKEN LOSER. 361 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,933 YOU JUST DESCRIBED EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE. 362 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,536 SEE IF THERE'S A GUY NAMED MURRAY THERE, OKAY ? 363 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:32,104 IS THERE A MURRAY HERE ? 364 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,941 * THERE'LL BE SOME WHISKEY AND A SIX-PACK * 365 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:38,678 * NOT A TREE * I DON'T THINK HE'S HERE, PAL. 366 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:42,882 SEE IF THERE'S A WASTE OF FUCKING LIFE NAMED MURRAY. TRY THAT ONE, OKAY ? 367 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:47,620 IS THERE A FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE NAMED MURRAY HERE ? 368 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,756 GUS. UH... 369 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,127 HELLO ? 370 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,698 MURRAY. HOW ARE YA, PAL ? 371 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:03,836 FINE. HOW ARE YOU ? OH, FABULOUS, FABULOUS. OF COURSE, I'M A LITTLE TIRED... 372 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:09,241 FROM RUNNING FOR TEN HUNDRED FUCKIN' MILES BECAUSE THERE WAS NO FUCKIN' CAR WAITING FOR ME ! 373 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,243 WHAT DID I TELL YOU IF SOMETHING WENT WRONG ? 374 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,046 I TOLD YOU TO ACT LIKE A DRUNK VAGRANT IMBECILE. 375 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,984 - IS THAT TOO MUCH OF A FUCKIN' STRETCH ? - I GOT NERVOUS. 376 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,720 THE COPS WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 377 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:24,591 THE COPS, THEY'VE SET UP A ROADBLOCK. THEY'RE CHECKING CARS. 378 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:28,160 AND BY 10:00 TONIGHT, THERE'S A CURFEW. FUCK IT. 379 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,564 I JUST HEARD IT AT THE BAR. FUCKIN'-- 380 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,940 EXCUSE ME. IS ANYTHING WRONG ? 381 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,042 LLOYD, DON'T TALK TO ME. 382 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,845 DON'T TALK TO ME. SHUT UP. 383 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:49,181 DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME. OKAY ? UNDERSTAND ? [ Murray ] GUSSIE ? 384 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,885 - SHH. - BECAUSE MAYBE WE CAN HELP, YOU KNOW. 385 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,888 MY GOD ! I SWEAR TO GOD ! 386 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:01,794 GUSSIE, WHERE THE HELL ARE YA ? I'M SCARED. I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS. 387 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,863 - I'M-- - YA BEEN DRINKIN' ? 388 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:08,735 NO. NO. WHAT ARE YA, NUTS ? 389 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,804 - LISTEN-- - CALM DOWN, OKAY ? JUST CALM DOWN. 390 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,906 YOU GOTTA HELP ME. 391 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:19,578 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. GO TO A PLACE CALLED WINSLOW HARBORS, OKAY ? 392 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:23,049 - AND STEAL US A BOAT. - BOAT ? WHA-- 393 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:26,285 I'M A CAR MAN, GUSSIE. WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW ABOUT BOATS ? 394 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:30,122 FIGURE IT OUT ! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A BARREL AS LONG AS IT FUCKING FLOATS. 395 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:33,893 7:30 NOW. CURFEW STARTS AT 10:00. THAT GIVES YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME. 396 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,995 YA GOT A PEN ? WRITE THIS NUMBER DOWN. 397 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:41,668 OKAY ? 555-3537. 398 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:44,671 OKAY ? REPEAT IT. 3537. 399 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:49,742 LISTEN, KID. MAYBE YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE SWAG IS, IN CASE I HAVE TO BRIBE SOMEBODY. 400 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,278 - NO, MURRAY. NO. - BUT-- 401 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:55,748 YOU CAN HOT-WIRE STATION WAGONS, YOU CAN HOT-WIRE A FUCKING BOAT. 402 00:26:55,782 --> 00:27:00,286 AND JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T, WHAT MEN YOUR AGE BECOME IN PRISON: WET NURSES. 403 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:03,055 OKAY, MURRAY ? BYE-BYE. 404 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:07,927 OH. THANKS. 405 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,763 AH. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 406 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,365 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A-OKAY. 407 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:17,336 WE'RE GONNA BE IN A BOAT IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE. 408 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,772 RIGHT BACK ON TRACK. RIGHT ? RIGHT. 409 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:22,241 [ Gulping Loudly ] 410 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:30,249 AH ! AHH ! 411 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:34,653 NOW... GOT ANY CIGARETTES ? 412 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:38,057 I DON'T SMOKE, AND CAROLINE JUST QUIT. 413 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,728 AH. 414 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,398 JUST QUIT, HUH ? 415 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,970 SO... WHERE ARE THEY, CAROLINE ? 416 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,840 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 417 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:58,377 WHERE... ARE THEY... CAROLINE ? 418 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,415 BEHIND THE CHESSBOARD. 419 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:06,085 CHESSBOARD, CHESSBOARD. 420 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:09,155 WHAT ? YOU TOLD ME YOU QUIT. 421 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,324 YES ! I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T SMOKE IN THE HOUSE. 422 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:18,097 I NEVER SAID I QUIT. YOU SAID YOU QUIT. YOU HADN'T HAD A CIGARETTE IN THREE MONTHS. 423 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:21,901 I HAVEN'T FINISHED A CIGARETTE IN THREE MONTHS. I TAKE A FEW DRAGS. 424 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,403 I DON'T INHALE. YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 425 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:28,440 I AM NOT A LIAR ! YOU SAT RIGHT IN THE DINING ROOM AND LIED TO ME ! 426 00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:33,712 IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM. I WONDER HOW MANY OTHER THINGS YOU'VE BEEN LYING ABOUT. 427 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:36,248 AAH ! UNH ! AAH ! 428 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:38,785 [ Panting ] UGH. 429 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:43,756 DID YOU SAY THAT YOU WOULD QUIT, CAROLINE ? 430 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:47,326 DID YOU SAY THAT YOU WOULD QUIT ? 431 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:55,301 YES ! SO YOU ARE A LIAR. END OF STORY. 432 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,236 [ Chuckling ] 433 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,740 [ Pistol Cocks ] 434 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:07,980 YOU SAW THE STOP SIGN, DIDN'T YOU, LLOYD ? HUH ? 435 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:12,251 YOU... SAW... THE... STOP... SIGN... DIDN'T YOU, LLOYD ? 436 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:21,260 YES, I DID. YES ! SO YOU, TOO, ARE A LIAR. 437 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:25,998 CAPITAL "L", SMALL "I", SMALL "A", SMALL "R", PERIOD. 438 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:30,236 NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP. 439 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:34,073 - [ Sniffs ] DID YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT ? - [ Sniffing ] 440 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,108 [ Grunts ] 441 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:40,146 OOH ! DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE BLEEDING ? 442 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,915 OH, YEAH. [ Lloyd ] WERE YOU SHOT ? 443 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,917 A GODDAMN DOG BIT ME. WHAT DOG ? 444 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,419 - WILLARD'S DOG. - CANNIBAL BIT YOU ? 445 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:52,424 HIS NAME IS CANNIBAL ? YEAH. 446 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,294 UM, THERE ARE BAND-AIDS IN THE BATHROOM... 447 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,496 IN THE MASTER BEDROOM UPSTAIRS. 448 00:29:57,529 --> 00:30:00,432 WHAT'S THROUGH HERE ? 449 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:03,435 THAT'S THE MUD ROOM. 450 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:07,539 USE THE OUCHLESS. THEY'RE IN THE GREEN CONTAINER. 451 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,541 [ Sighs ] 452 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:14,246 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM. 453 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:20,619 WHAT ? "USE THE OUCHLESS." "WE HAVE BUNGEE CORDS." 454 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,622 UGH. I'M FRIGHTENED. 455 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,825 HUMANS GET FRIGHTENED BECAUSE THEY HAVE FEELINGS. 456 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:30,863 DIDN'T YOUR ALIEN LEADERS TEACH YOU THAT BEFORE THEY SENT YOU HERE ? 457 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:34,200 I SUPPOSE YOU'LL USE THIS DRAMA AS A REASON TO HAVE ANOTHER AFFAIR. 458 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:37,469 I FEEL SORRY FOR THE NEXT DELIVERYMAN THAT COMES TO THIS HOUSE ! 459 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,505 [ Doorbell Rings ] 460 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:42,875 SHH. 461 00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:46,145 [ Ring ] 462 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,314 OKAY, OUR CAR'S IN THE DRIVEWAY. 463 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,883 THE LIGHTS ARE ON. THEY KNOW WE'RE IN HERE. 464 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:54,853 ** [ Humming ] [ Doorbell Rings ] 465 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:02,161 WHO THE FUCK IS THAT ? MAKE IT QUICK. 466 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,931 OKAY. 467 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:07,333 HO HO HO ! MERRY CHRISTMAS. 468 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,501 DID I CATCH YOU AT A BAD TIME ? 469 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,538 NO, NO, NO. I WAS, UM, IN THE ATTIC. 470 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:16,909 I BET YOU THOUGHT MARGARET FORGOT YOU ON HER FRUITCAKE LIST. 471 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,179 I THOUGHT... MAYBE. [ Laughing ] 472 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:23,015 WELL, SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 473 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,017 [ Santa Laughing ] OH ? GREAT. 474 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,019 THANK YOU, GEORGE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 475 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,621 THANKS TO MARGARET. YUP. BYE. RIGHT. YEAH. HEY ! 476 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,091 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE REWARD ? 477 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:36,895 WILLARD CALLED THE RADIO STATION FROM BIMINI WHEN HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE ROBBERIES, 478 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:42,634 AND HE SAID HE'LL GIVE $100,000 TO ANYONE WHO CAPTURES THIS GUY. 479 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:49,942 OOP. OKAY, BYE. WELL. [ Laughing ] 480 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:52,378 I GOT A LOT OF CHILDREN TO SEE BEFORE THAT CURFEW. 481 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,313 THANK YOU. PAY MY BEST TO LLOYD. 482 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:57,316 YUP. AND TO THAT SON OF YOURS. UH... 483 00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:00,586 JESSE. OKAY, BYE-BYE. I'M STILL WAITING FOR OUR CHESS REMATCH. 484 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:06,058 AND IF HE HAPPENS TO KNOW WHERE THE TOWN'S BABY JESUS IS, 485 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:11,230 WE'RE STILL MISSING IT FROM THE LAWN NATIVITY SCENE FROM LAST YEAR. 486 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,232 MY GOD. YEAH. 487 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,634 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 488 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,669 BYE. 489 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:30,582 THAT GUY BLAMES JESSE FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS. 490 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:34,286 AND HE HASN'T PLAYED CHESS WITH HIM FOR YEARS. 491 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,123 AH. WHAT'S IN THIS ? 492 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:40,492 I DON'T KNOW, ALUM ? DON'T EAT IT. [ Spitting ] 493 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:45,531 WELCOME TO THE SUBURBS. YEAH. 494 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:48,500 WHERE ARE THOSE BAND-AIDS ? UPSTAIRS. 495 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,536 SHOW ME. 496 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,674 WOW. 497 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:59,011 THAT'S NICE. YEAH. 498 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:03,782 IT'S MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S. EVERY TIME I PASS IT, I FEEL HER EYES ON ME. 499 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,218 YOU WANT IT ? 500 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:08,220 DO I WANT IT ? 501 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:10,289 THIS IS CHAGALL, RIGHT ? 502 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:14,793 THIS IS A REAL CHAGALL. YEAH. 503 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:18,497 IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF. 504 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:21,467 - SORRY ? - YOU GOT SOMETHING LIKE THIS HANGING ON YOUR WALL... 505 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,735 AND YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKIN' APPRECIATE IT. 506 00:33:23,769 --> 00:33:27,005 PROBABLY 'CAUSE YOU NEVER WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. 507 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,709 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 508 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:34,546 WE HAD OUR OWN BUSINESS ONCE. WE OWNED A RESTAURANT. 509 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,648 AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT. 510 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:40,352 'COURSE, I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED FRENCH, BUT ANYWAY, 511 00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:42,754 IT FAILED EVENTUALLY-- WHAT ARE WE, GIRLFRIENDS HERE ? 512 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:46,192 DO I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS ? 513 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,427 NO. LET'S MOVE. 514 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,429 [ Radio ] CLOUDY SKIES, DRIZZLE-- 515 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:54,700 - YOU WANNA GO FOR COFFEE ? - LOOK, KID, I GOTTA GET HOME TO MY FAMILY. 516 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,768 THIS IS MY LAST JOB. 517 00:33:56,802 --> 00:34:00,739 OH, COME ON. IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 518 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:04,042 LOOK. CAN YOU JUST DRIVE ME AROUND THE BLOCK A LITTLE ? 519 00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,178 I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER FIFTY. 520 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,747 WELL, IT'S YOUR MONEY, PAL. 521 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:14,353 [ Children Yelling ] [ George ] WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY AND WHO'S BEEN NICE ? 522 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,689 HERE WE ARE ! HEY, HEY ! I GOT ONE FOR JOHNNY HERE ! 523 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,692 AND HERE'S ONE FOR BILL. AND FOR KAREN. 524 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:24,696 AND HERE'S A BEAUTIFUL LOOKING-- IT'S SO COLD OUT TONIGHT. 525 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:28,634 - DO YOU THINK SANTA WOULD LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT ? - [ George ] SANTA'S HUNGRY ! 526 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,637 - [ Boy ] LET'S GIVE HIM SOME COOKIES ! - COOKIES. 527 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,739 SANTA, HAVE A COOKIE ! OVER HERE ! 528 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,742 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA. [ Laughing ] UH-HUH. 529 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:41,613 - [ Boy ] THE COOKIES ARE GOOD ! - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, TUCK IN ! LET'S EAT, HUH ? 530 00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:44,783 HERE, SANTA ! ENOUGH WITH THE COOKIES, KIDS ! 531 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,672 YOU TWO WERE GONE AN AWFULLY LONG TIME. 532 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,775 I GOT US MOVED TO A MORE COMFORTABLE PLACE. 533 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,778 WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO FOR IT, DRESS HIS WOUNDS ? 534 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,614 OH, THAT'S RIGHT, LLOYD. WE'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 535 00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:20,252 HE WANTS TO RUN AWAY TO ACAPULCO. HE TIED ME UP IN CASE I HAD SECOND THOUGHTS. 536 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,588 NO ONE GOES TO ACAPULCO ANYMORE. 537 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:25,591 OUR SON'S WALKING IN HERE ANY MINUTE. WHY DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT ? 538 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:29,595 LOOK, IF WE JUST COOPERATE, I'M SURE HE WON'T HURT HIM. 539 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,598 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 540 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,667 I THINK WE CAN GET OUT OF THESE. OH, MOVE YOUR BODY ! 541 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,769 STOP THAT ! WHAT IF HE WALKS IN HERE ? 542 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:41,307 WE'LL JUST SAY WE'RE BEING... AFFECTIONATE. 543 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,476 TIED UP, WITH AN ARMED MAN IN THE HOUSE ? 544 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,545 WORKS FOR ME. 545 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:17,809 JUST REACH DOWN AND TOUCH THAT CLIPPERY THING. LISTEN TO ME. 546 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,811 I CANNOT MOVE MY ARM. 547 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:23,415 OH ! OH, OH ! STOP IT ! WHAT'S THAT ? 548 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,485 IT'S NOTHING. 549 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,187 IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE NOTHING. 550 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,925 JUST THE FRICTION. [ Chuckling ] 551 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,927 STOP IT. 552 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:37,929 [ Groaning ] 553 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,198 [ Chuckling ] 554 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,674 LLOYD, YOU ANIMAL. 555 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,777 HAVEN'T YOU LEFT YET ? 556 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:55,381 - DID YA HEAR THE FUCKIN' PHONE RING ? - LOOK, WHAT ABOUT OUR SON ? 557 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:58,684 WELL, GUESS IT'S GONNA BE A REAL CHASSER FAMILY PICNIC, HUH ? 558 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:02,721 THAT'S CHASSEUR. IT'S 18th-CENTURY FRENCH HUGUENOT. 559 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:08,560 GOT ANY EXTRA CORD ? NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY EXTRA CORD. 560 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:12,464 OKAY. GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ECONOMIZE, HUH ? 561 00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,801 [ Horns Honking ] MOVE UP ! 562 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,803 BRING 'EM ON UP. 563 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:20,472 KEEP IT MOVING. KEEP MOVING. 564 00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:23,742 YOU, SIR. WHOA. WHOA. 565 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:28,547 MAY I SEE SOME IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE ? CERTAINLY, SIR. 566 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:32,651 HOW CAN THEY DO THIS ON CHRISTMAS EVE ? THERE IS A CRIMINAL AT LARGE. 567 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:34,886 THEY CAN'T STOP FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 568 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,756 MAYBE THEY'LL LET HIM GO IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. 569 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,425 THAT IS NOT THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. 570 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:43,895 THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS IS EITHER YOU'RE GOOD, OR YOU'RE PUNISHED AND YOU BURN IN HELL. 571 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:48,600 - WHO WOULD CATCH A CRIMINAL AND THEN LET HIM GO FREE ? - REPUBLICANS ? 572 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,471 [ Policeman ] HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS. 573 00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:02,581 [ Caroline Sighing ] 574 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:05,083 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE YOURSELF UP ? 575 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:09,421 WHAT'D YOU SAY ? WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL AN ENTIRE FAMILY. 576 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,991 IT'S OVER. I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE. YOU'RE A THIEF, NOT A KILLER. 577 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,993 THAT'S OBVIOUS. 578 00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:18,096 I HATE GUYS LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW ? 579 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:23,935 WITH YOUR JEEP GRAND CHEROKEES AND YOUR NICARAGUAN MAIDS AND YOUR PING ZING GOLF CLUBS, 580 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:27,706 EVERY GODDAMN THING IN THE WORLD HANDED TO YOU. WHAT FUCKIN' PURPOSE DO YOU PEOPLE SERVE ? 581 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,509 YOU'RE A CRIMINAL. WHAT PURPOSE COULD YOU SERVE ? 582 00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:32,511 FUCK YOU, LLOYD. I WORK FOR A LIVING, OKAY ? 583 00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:34,613 I HAVE A SKILL. I'M IN THE GAME, PAL. 584 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,948 WHAT DO YOU DO EXCEPT TAKE UP FUCKIN' SPACE ? 585 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:40,952 IF YOU'RE SO SKILLED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING STUCK HERE ? 586 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:46,358 I CAN BREAK INTO ANY HOUSE, TAKE WHATEVER I WANT; IN AND OUT, TEN MINUTES. 587 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,460 NO PRINTS, NO EVIDENCE, NOTHING. 588 00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:52,130 IF WHAT'S-HIS-NAME HADN'T INSTALLED THAT FUCKIN' ROADRUNNER BOOBY TRAP, 589 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:56,067 - I'D BE IN JAMAICA BY NOW. - MMM, I'M IMPRESSED. 590 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:58,069 NO, YOU PEOPLE DON'T GET IMPRESSED, DO YA ? 591 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:01,540 LIFE JUST BORES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU PEOPLE. I'M SORRY. 592 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:04,543 WE DON'T ALL HAVE RICH MUMMIES AND DADDIES WE CAN LIVE OFF OF... 593 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:07,513 OR OPEN RESTAURANTS WHEN WE GET BORED PLAYING TENNIS. 594 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,685 YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ? 595 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:18,089 YEAH. I HEARD YOU COULDN'T CUT IT WORKING FOR A LIVING, MR. BROOKS BROTHERS, SO-- 596 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:21,026 SHUT UP ! 597 00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,763 YOU AND MY WIFE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 598 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,999 YOU BOTH THINK YOU HAVE SOME RIGHT TO LIFE WORKING OUT THE WAY YOU WANT, 599 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,002 AND IF IT DOESN'T, YOU GET TO ACT ANY WAY YOU WANT. 600 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,605 THE PROBLEM IS SOMEONE HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE. 601 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:36,575 I'D LOVE TO RUN AROUND TAKING CLASSES AND PLAYING WITH MY INNER-SELFNESS. 602 00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:39,845 I'D LOVE THE FREEDOM TO BE A PISSED-OFF CRIMINAL WITHOUT ANY RESPONSIBILITY, 603 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,548 EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME ! 604 00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,950 BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME WITH A GUN. 605 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,886 YOU DON'T SEE ME SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 606 00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:51,857 YOU THINK MY LIFE TURNED OUT THE WAY I WANTED BECAUSE I LIVE IN THIS HOUSE ? 607 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:55,627 YOU THINK EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I SHOUT, "GEE, I'M GLAD I'M ME... 608 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:59,631 "AND NOT SOME 19-YEAR-OLD BILLIONAIRE ROCK STAR WITH THE BODY OF AN ATHLETE... 609 00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:04,870 AND A 24-HOUR ERECTION" ? NO, I DON'T ! SO JUST EXCUSE THE SHIT OUT OF ME ! 610 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,872 [ Door Closes ] OH, GOD ! 611 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,874 SHH. 612 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,876 NICE AND QUIET. 613 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,911 [ Footsteps ] 614 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,797 [ Footsteps ] 615 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,267 ARE YOU GUYS DECENT ? [ Knocking ] 616 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,269 HELLO ? 617 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,271 HEY. JESSE ! 618 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,107 JESSE. WHO ARE YOU ? HEY ! WATCH IT ! 619 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:18,744 YOU GUYS OKAY ? HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 620 00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:29,120 WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE THE GUY WHO-- SHUT UP ! 621 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,223 THIS ISN'T YOUR M.O. YOU ONLY KNOCK OVER ESTATES. 622 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:35,861 BUT HOSTAGES ? THAT'S A NO-WIN SITUATION. YOU TOO, HUH ? 623 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:38,730 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FAMILY NEEDS ? A MUTE. 624 00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:42,801 LET ME SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. I HAVE A GUN. IT'S LOADED. SHUT UP. OKAY ? 625 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,870 YES, BUT WE HAVE PEOPLE COMING FOR DINNER. 626 00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:49,575 - THEY'RE DRIVING FROM BOSTON. YOU GONNA TIE US ALL UP ? - FIVE EXTRA PEOPLE. 627 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:53,579 DINNER'S CANCELED. WE CAN'T CANCEL DINNER. I MEAN, THEY'RE ON THE ROAD. 628 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:57,148 [ Lloyd ] THEY'LL BE HERE BY 9:00. SHOULD I SHOOT ONE OF YOU IN THE FOOT ? 629 00:41:57,182 --> 00:42:02,220 LISTEN. IF THE POLICE HAVE A CURFEW, THEY MIGHT DO HOUSE-TO-HOUSE SEARCHES. 630 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:05,724 - YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. - THAT WOULD BE VERY BAD FOR YOU. 631 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,827 REALLY. I CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL MY PARTNER CALLS. 632 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,931 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'LL CALL ? HE'LL CALL. HE BETTER FUCKIN' CALL. 633 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,834 [ Sniffing ] I SWEAR TO GOD, IF HE DOESN'T CALL-- 634 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,869 WHAT SMELLS LIKE PISS ? 635 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,040 UP AGAINST THE BED. 636 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,913 MAYBE I COULD SELL TICKETS. NO, NO. 637 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:33,218 LET'S SEE. NO, NO. THE-- THE POINT IS, IN ORDER TO GET THIS ROBE-- 638 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:36,254 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE ALL THE WAY THROUGH. 639 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:40,558 DON'T YOU LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY ? THEY SHOW IT DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 640 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:44,095 WITH THE KIDS AND THE FAMILY, I'VE NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE THING. 641 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:46,131 THE COLOR OF YOUR JACKET. IT'S CHARCOAL. 642 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:49,735 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. MERRY CHRISTMAS, LIEUTENANT. 643 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:55,106 YEAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TWO GOING ? STAY HERE. 644 00:42:56,908 --> 00:43:01,780 DID YOU HAVE TO SAY "MERRY CHRISTMAS" ? THAT'S THE WAY I WAS BROUGHT UP. 645 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:06,718 - PUSH REWIND. - UH... IS THIS IT ? 646 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:09,254 NO, THAT'S FAST-FORWARD. THIS IS IT. 647 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:13,024 GIVE ME THAT. 648 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:20,799 WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE HAS TO BE KEPT WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THIS ROOM. 649 00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:22,801 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? 650 00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:34,746 - WAIT A MINUTE ! THAT'S-- - SHH ! 651 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:37,248 IT'S OLD MAN WILLARD'S PLACE ! SHH ! 652 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:40,618 [ Sirens Blaring ] [ Electronic Voice ] BURGLARY ! BURGLARY ! 653 00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:43,922 - BURGLARY ! BURGLARY ! - [ Phone Ringing ] 654 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:47,926 - NOW LISTEN UP. WE'RE GONNA FIND THIS GUY. - PRECINCT. 655 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:51,429 WATCH IT A FEW MORE TIMES. THEN I'LL ORGANIZE SPECIFIC TEAMS, 656 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,700 EACH WITH A SPECIFIC GEOGRAPHIC LOCATION. 657 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:58,636 LIEUTENANT. SOME COUNTY PROSECUTOR GUY ? 658 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,973 I'LL TAKE IT IN MY OFFICE. 659 00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:05,677 NOBODY LEAVES. YEAH, HE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 660 00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:08,714 OKAY, I'LL PUT YOU ON HOLD. THANK YOU. 661 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:12,984 WOW ! YEAH. 662 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:17,856 - SHOULD WE WATCH IT AGAIN ? - I THINK WE SHOULD JUST WAIT 'TIL HUFF GETS BACK. 663 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:20,826 WELL, WHILE WE'RE WAITING-- 664 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,296 I THINK THIS IS IT. 665 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:29,000 NO ! IT'S THIS ONE. 666 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,003 NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME ! 667 00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:34,372 I DON'T WANT ANY PLASTICS AND I DON'T WANT ANY GROUND FLOORS, 668 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:38,343 AND I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED EVER TO ANYONE ! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? 669 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:25,891 HEY ! WHO ARE YOU ? 670 00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:30,896 I'M MURRAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT ? 671 00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:32,931 IS THIS YOUR BOAT ? 672 00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:41,039 [ Caroline ] THAT WAS QUITE AN OUTBURST. I SHOULD TIE YOU UP MORE OFTEN. 673 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:43,441 [ Sighs ] 674 00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:46,945 LISTEN. ABOUT THE RESTAURANT, I DIDN'T SAY-- 675 00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:48,914 HOW DID YOU GET HOME AGAIN ? 676 00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:52,250 I GOT A RIDE WITH A FRIEND. WHICH FRIEND ? 677 00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,285 WHICH FRIEND ? DO I KNOW HIM ? 678 00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:56,487 ALL RIGHT, I TOOK A LIMO, OKAY ? 679 00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:59,457 WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY FOR A LIMO ? 680 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,894 - OKAY, I STOLE ONE. IS THAT BETTER ? - LISTEN, SMART-MOUTH, 681 00:46:02,928 --> 00:46:06,231 IF YOU WOULD ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION-- DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT ! 682 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,968 YOU'VE NEVER DISCIPLINED HIM ! IF YOU HAD NOT SENT HIM TO THAT PRISON-- 683 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,903 [ Humming ] 684 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:16,241 - I WENT THERE. - FOR A SUMMER. I GO FOR MY ENTIRE HIGH SCHOOL LIFE. 685 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:19,077 YOU WERE SENT THERE BECAUSE HIGH SCHOOLS WOULDN'T ENROLL YOU ANYMORE. 686 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:23,915 AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE ! [ Making Noises ] 687 00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:26,918 IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT. FEEL BETTER-- THAT'S IT ! 688 00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:29,921 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY. 689 00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:32,257 HOW CAN YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE THAT ? 690 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,326 WHY DON'T YOU GO ON OPRAH AND GET IT OVER WITH ? CHRIST ! 691 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,263 WHAT'S THE QUICKEST WAY TO THE DOCKS ? BAINBRIDGE. 692 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:41,332 YOU TAKE MAIN STREET AND YOU TURN LEFT ON DOMINO SQUARE. 693 00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:43,935 YOU CAN'T. DOMINO SQUARE IS A ONE-WAY STREET. 694 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:45,971 BAINBRIDGE IS THE ONLY TWO-WAY STREET TO THE DOCKS. 695 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:48,273 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NEVER GETTIN' OUT OF HERE. 696 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:52,310 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE HIGHWAY ? IT'S QUICKER ! NOT THE WAY YOU DRIVE ! 697 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:56,848 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. PAY ATTENTION TO ANY DISTINGUISHING FEATURES. 698 00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:09,560 NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME ! I DON'T WANT ANY PLASTICS AND I DON'T WANT ANY GROUND FLOORS. 699 00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:13,064 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ? [ Tape Rewinding ] 700 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:15,033 THIS-- THIS-- 701 00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:18,203 I DON'T-- I-- 702 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:20,405 I DON'T WANT ANY PLASTICS-- LT. HUFF ! 703 00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:23,341 I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOME EVIDENCE IN YOUR POSSESSION... 704 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:25,576 BELONGS TO THE COUNTY PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE. 705 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:29,480 [ TV ] ...DO WHAT I WANT TO DO. AND YOU'RE-- AND YOU'RE-- 706 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:32,083 MARY ! GEORGE ! GEORGE ! 707 00:47:32,117 --> 00:47:36,021 [ TV ] I'M WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE. UNBELIEVABLE. 708 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:38,957 NO SENSE OF TIME. 709 00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:42,860 NEVER AGAIN. NEVER AGAIN ! 710 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:48,499 EXCUSE ME. THOSE DOLLS ARE MY MOTHER'S. SHE'S BEEN COLLECTING THEM FOR YEARS. 711 00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:51,536 COULD YOU BE MORE CAREFUL WITH THEM ? I'M SORRY. 712 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:59,444 IF HE DOESN'T CALL, YOU'RE DEAD IN THE WATER. JESSE, BE QUIET. 713 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:02,513 LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER, KID. I'M ONLY STATING THE OBVIOUS. 714 00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,515 WHAT IS IT, 20 MINUTES 'TIL CURFEW ? 715 00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:07,518 AND I HEARD ON THE RADIO THEY FOUND A SKI MASK ON THE SCENE. 716 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:09,520 ANYONE GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOU ? 717 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:11,589 [ Newscaster ] TO RESIDENTS OF OLD BAYBROOK, 718 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:14,192 JEREMIAH WILLARD IS KNOWN AS THE AMUSEMENT PARK KING, 719 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:19,364 AN ECCENTRIC KNOWN FOR HIS LOVE OF ANIMALS AND GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS. 720 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:25,036 WE NOW GO TO THE WILLARD MANSION AND TO OUR ON-THE-SCENE REPORTER MIKE MICHAELS. MIKE ? 721 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:29,240 THANKS. OLD BAYBROOK RESIDENTS WILL BE COMPETING FOR TOP DOLLARS... 722 00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:31,376 BEFORE TONIGHT'S CURFEW GOES INTO EFFECT. 723 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:34,212 REPRESENTATIVES OF JEREMIAH WILLARD HAVE CONFIRMED... 724 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,647 THE REWARD IS NOW $200,000. 725 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:42,220 THIS MAY TURN OUT TO BE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR SOME LUCKY FAMILY. 726 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,255 BACK TO YOU, KAREN. 727 00:48:49,294 --> 00:48:51,296 I'M IN HELL. 728 00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:55,666 CONNECTICUT IS THE FIFTH RING OF HELL. [ Alarm Beeping ] 729 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,269 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ? 730 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:05,643 OW ! 731 00:49:05,676 --> 00:49:08,513 JESUS ! 732 00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:10,515 [ Beeping Continues ] 733 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:17,655 - OH ! - [ Lloyd ] WHAT HAPPENED ? 734 00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:21,426 - STAY WHERE YOU ARE ! UNTIE MY PARENTS NOW ! - [ Lloyd ] JESSE ! 735 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:24,495 KID, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' ? 736 00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:27,665 I MEAN IT ! UNTIE MY PARENTS. JESSE ! 737 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:31,302 - JESSE, PHONE THE POLICE. - PUT THE GUN DOWN. - SHUT UP. 738 00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:33,504 GET BACK ON YOUR KNEES OR I'LL SHOOT ! 739 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:36,207 YOU WILL ? I WILL ! I'LL-- I'LL SHOOT YOU ! 740 00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:40,178 'CAUSE I'M GONNA KEEP WALKIN'. CAN YOU GET TO THAT PHONE BEFORE I GET TO YOU ? 741 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:43,614 - JESSE, PUT THE GUN DOWN. - [ Telephone Ringing ] 742 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,617 NO ! NO ! UNH ! 743 00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:49,020 [ Gunshot ] [ Caroline Screams ] 744 00:49:49,054 --> 00:49:51,022 [ Ringing Continues ] 745 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,726 ** [ Horns ] [ Ringing Continues ] 746 00:49:57,528 --> 00:50:00,131 HELLO ? CAROLINE ? 747 00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:04,302 IT'S CONNIE. LISTEN, WE GOT A LITTLE HELD UP. OH, HI. 748 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,304 WE'LL BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES. 749 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:09,174 I HOPE THAT DINNER ISN'T RUINED. 750 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:12,143 OH, WELL... BYE. OKAY, BYE. 751 00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:14,412 ALL RIGHT, GET IN THE CAR ! 752 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:20,585 GREAT. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE ONE MORE FOR DINNER, HUH ? 753 00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:23,488 ** 754 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:28,093 * I'LL HAVE A BLUE CHRISTMAS-- * 755 00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,261 [ Phone Rings ] 756 00:50:30,295 --> 00:50:33,498 SISKEL. [ Woman ] HONEY, WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME ? 757 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:37,168 YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE. THE CHILDREN ARE ASKING FOR YOU. 758 00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:40,538 I'M SORRY, STELLA. I HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE WORK TO DO. 759 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:45,176 UH, I'LL GET THERE AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY ? TELL THE KIDS I LOVE 'EM. 760 00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:47,212 OKAY, PLEASE HURRY. OKAY, BYE. 761 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:52,183 * DECORATIONS OF RED 762 00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:57,522 * ON A GREEN CHRISTMAS TREE ** 763 00:50:57,555 --> 00:51:01,626 LOOK, YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. I COULD HELP YOU OUT, YOU KNOW. 764 00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:05,096 I GOT $11,000 CASH-- HEY ! HEY ! HEY ! 765 00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:07,698 IT'S BEEN A LONG, BAD DAY. 766 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:10,701 I'D RATHER BE IN IRAQ THAN IN THIS FUCKIN' HOUSE. 767 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,638 SO DO ME A FAVOR, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, CUT THE SHIT. 768 00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:15,773 OKAY ? I'M NOT. IT'S THE TRUTH. 769 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:19,110 I GOT A BLACKMAIL DEAL GOING IN SCHOOL-- BLACKMAIL ? 770 00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:22,880 WHAT ARE WE, A BUCK TEN ? YOU'RE DOING BLACKMAIL ON PEOPLE ? 771 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:28,085 YEAH. I NEEDED SOME BIG MONEY FAST. I WAS DESPERATE. I WANTED TO GET OUT OF HERE. 772 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:31,489 DESPERATE ABOUT WHAT ? LET'S SEE. 773 00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:34,659 I GOT TWO YEARS, FOUR MONTHS LEFT IN MILITARY SCHOOL. 774 00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:38,629 MY PARENTS HATE EACH OTHER. MY FATHER RECORDS EVERY MISTAKE IN MY LIFE... 775 00:51:38,663 --> 00:51:42,567 LIKE HE'S PREPARING FOR MY PAROLE HEARING. I DON'T GET TO DO ANYTHING BY MYSELF. 776 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,771 AND I LIVE IN THE SUBURBS. YOU FIGURE IT OUT. 777 00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:49,774 SO WHERE YOU GONNA GO ? HUH ? 778 00:51:49,807 --> 00:51:52,777 I DON'T KNOW. WHERE DO YOU GO ? 779 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,779 WHERE DO I GO ? 780 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:56,914 WELL-- [ Clears Throat ] 781 00:51:56,947 --> 00:52:01,319 I USUALLY END UP IN JAMAICA WITH THIS FRIEND OF MINE, JIMMY MARLO. 782 00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:03,754 HE STEALS APPLIANCES OFF OF TRUCKS. 783 00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,756 WE GET THE MONEY BACK FROM THE FENCE, 784 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:08,326 WHICH IS ABOUT HALF WHAT THE STUFF'S REALLY WORTH, 785 00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:11,329 SPEND ALL THE MONEY, COME HOME, START ALL OVER AGAIN. 786 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:15,333 'COURSE, THIS TIME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG FINAL SCORE. 787 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:17,768 YOU KNOW, THE BIG RETIREMENT SCORE. 788 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,805 WHY YOU QUITTING NOW ? YOU GOT A GREAT LIFE. 789 00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:23,941 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YA, KID. 790 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:27,445 WHAT I DO, RUNNIN' AROUND STEALIN' SHIT, 791 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,847 THAT MAY SOUND GREAT WHEN YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD, 792 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,717 BUT IT SUCKS JUST A LITTLE BIT WHEN YOU'RE 35, 793 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,286 NO FAMILY, NO HOUSE. 794 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,289 I GOT A PARTNER WHO'S 56. HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC. 795 00:52:38,323 --> 00:52:41,292 HE STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THEY TOOK HAPPY DAYS OFF THE AIR. 796 00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:44,529 THEN ON TV EVERY DAY, I SEE KIDS LIKE YOU ON THESE TALK SHOWS. 797 00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:47,898 YOU GOT EVERYTHING, OPPORTUNITIES UP THE ASS. 798 00:52:47,932 --> 00:52:50,901 YOU GOT A FAMILY TO COME HOME TO, AND WHAT DO YOU DO ? 799 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:53,904 YOU BITCH AND MOAN BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY. 800 00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:57,975 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT ? WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, WHERE MOST OF THE TIME... 801 00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:00,478 THINGS DON'T GO YOUR FUCKIN' WAY. 802 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,914 EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. EVERYTHING GOES YOUR WAY. 803 00:53:03,948 --> 00:53:06,317 GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT ? 804 00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:09,354 I THINK I HAD YOU PEGGED WRONG. 805 00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:12,357 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD. 806 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:16,627 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 807 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:22,567 NOW, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. RULES OF THE HOUSE. 808 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,836 NO TELEPHONE EXCEPT FOR THE KITCHEN. NO TELEVISION. 809 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,938 NOBODY ON THE SECOND FLOOR, IN CASE YOUR SON MAKES NOISE. 810 00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:30,775 I WANT YOU IN FRONT OF ME AT ALL TIMES. 811 00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:33,778 NO ARGUING. WHEN YOU FIGHT, YOU FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE. 812 00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:37,515 JUST BEHAVE AND PAY ATTENTION, OR I TAKE YOUR SON WITH ME. 813 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:41,819 NOW, TELL ME ABOUT THIS DOCTOR GUY. 814 00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:48,793 I RECEIVED A CALL FROM WILL WARREN, THE COUNTY PROSECUTOR. 815 00:53:48,826 --> 00:53:51,529 HAPPENS TO BE A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE. 816 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:56,534 IN SPITE OF YOUR BUNGLING, HE'S CONFIDENT THEY'LL FIND OUR THIEF... 817 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,703 IN THOSE HOUSE-TO-HOUSE SEARCHES DURING CURFEW. 818 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:03,941 ANOTHER THING. HE SAID, UH, YOUR MEN ARE TO ASSIST AND REPORT TO ME... 819 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,976 AS PER HIS INSTRUCTIONS. 820 00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:09,980 YOU CAN CALL IF YOU'D LIKE. UM, LET'S SEE, ONE OTHER THING-- 821 00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:12,283 OH, YES, YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH CAME TRUE. 822 00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:16,387 [ Laughing ] YOU'RE TO BE OUT OF HERE THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS. 823 00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:20,425 ISN'T THAT A LOVELY NOEL ? IT'S BEEN SWELL. 824 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,493 BOB. YES. 825 00:54:22,527 --> 00:54:25,796 - I NAILED YOUR WIFE. - WHAT ? 826 00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,399 AFTER THE TOWN MEETING LAST AUGUST. 827 00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:30,601 YOU WERE IN RHODE ISLAND ON BUSINESS. 828 00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:34,605 THREE TIMES, BOB. 829 00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:39,610 SHE SAID YOU NEVER WENT THREE TIMES, BOB. 830 00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:43,948 [ Knocking ] 831 00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:50,788 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, LLOYD ! - PHIL, STEVE, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 832 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:52,790 ARE YOU GUYS WORKING TONIGHT ? MM-HMM. 833 00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:55,926 THEY'RE STARTING THAT CURFEW TONIGHT, AND THIS IS OUR AREA. 834 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,763 THOUGHT WE MIGHT SAY HI TO GARY. 835 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,632 - IS HE HERE YET ? - GARY. 836 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,669 WHO'S GARY ? HE'S MY BROTHER-IN-LAW. 837 00:55:04,702 --> 00:55:07,304 THEY ALL GREW UP TOGETHER. GREAT. 838 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:15,112 IS THAT CAROLINE ? I'D LOVE TO SAY HELLO ! I'D LOVE TO SEE CAROLINE. 839 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:19,316 YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE ? OF COURSE IT IS. WHAT AM I DOING ? 840 00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:22,653 SHE'S UPSTAIRS. SHE'S CHANG-- YOU WANT A CUP OF COFFEE ? 841 00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:25,456 COME ON IN. IN THE KITCHEN. OH, YEAH. 842 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:29,394 MAYBE A PIECE OF PUMPKIN PIE OR SOMETHING ? OH, UH-- 843 00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:33,898 [ Lloyd ] WERE YOU GUYS HERE LAST YEAR ? YEAH, THERE WAS A RUM CAKE. 844 00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:36,867 YOU GUYS MAKE GREAT COFFEE. YEAH, IT WAS FANTASTIC. 845 00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:40,805 YOU GUYS HELP YOURSELVES. I'LL GO GET CAROLINE, SO-- 846 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,474 UNH ! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ? 847 00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:47,478 IT WOULD HAVE CAUSED SUSPICION TO SAY NO. YOU NEVER ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG. 848 00:55:47,512 --> 00:55:50,815 FINALLY SOMEBODY SAYS IT BESIDES ME. THERE WAS NO ALTERNATIVE. 849 00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:53,350 I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOWER. 850 00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:56,821 SHE COULD HAVE BEEN WRAPPING PRESENTS. WHAT IS THIS, A LYING SEMINAR ? 851 00:55:56,854 --> 00:56:00,525 YOU MADE A NOISE. I WAS DISTRACTED. HE WAS DISTRACTED. 852 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:02,527 [ Grunting ] 853 00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:15,606 [ Steve ] NO, I'M NOT BUYING WINE FOR YOUR BROTHER. 854 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,876 HE CAN SUCK ON A GRAPE, MARGE. FORGET IT. 855 00:56:18,909 --> 00:56:20,911 [ Marge ] WHAT ABOUT THE BREAKFAST ? 856 00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:25,082 OKAY, I'LL GET THE MILK AND THE DOUGHNUTS. THERE YOU GO. 857 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:29,887 MM-HMM. YE-- MARGE, HOLD ON. THEY GOT ANOTHER CALL COMIN' IN. 858 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,524 YES, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. HELLO. 859 00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:35,593 UH, GUSSIE ? 860 00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:38,696 NO, THIS IS LT. MILFORD. TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING ? 861 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:42,433 - UH-- - OOH, HE HUNG UP. 862 00:56:42,467 --> 00:56:46,904 - [ Phil ] WHO WAS IT ? - I DON'T KNOW. HUNG UP. 863 00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:50,708 - PROBABLY A WRONG NUMBER. - CRANK CALL. 864 00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:53,210 YEAH, KIDS. THAT'S IT. 865 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:57,448 - SO... OOH, IT'S LATE. - WHEN DO YOU THINK GAR MIGHT BE GETTIN' HERE ? 866 00:56:57,482 --> 00:57:01,218 WELL, MAYBE WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS GO AND, UM... 867 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,889 WHEN GARY COMES, I'LL GET HIM TO CALL YOU AT THE OFFICE. 868 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:08,058 BECAUSE CHRISTMAS EVE, YOU'RE SO BUSY, AND I-- [ Phone Rings ] 869 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:11,829 OH, I'LL GET IT. THAT'S IT. THANK YOU. HELLO ? 870 00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:16,100 HELLO. UH, ARE YOU FEELING BETTER ? 871 00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:21,071 WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS HOW I FEEL ? WHERE'S GUSSIE ? 872 00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:24,108 I'LL GET HIM. BACK IN A MINUTE. 873 00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:27,978 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WORKING TONIGHT. 874 00:57:28,012 --> 00:57:31,749 I KNOW. SOME GUY ROBBIN' PEOPLE ON CHRISTMAS EVE ? 875 00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:34,652 IT'S NOT RIGHT. IT'S NOT RIGHT. 876 00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:40,591 WE'LL GET HIM THOUGH. WE GOT EVERY COP AND HIS BROTHER LOOKIN' FOR HIM. 877 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:44,194 - CHRISTMAS EVE, IT'S-- - MURRAY. 878 00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:49,199 HE HUNG UP. WELL, HE SOUNDED UPSET. 879 00:57:49,233 --> 00:57:53,170 HE SHOULD BE. HE'S GONNA DIE A HORRIBLE FUCKIN' DEATH. 880 00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:55,205 [ Connie ] CAROLINE ! 881 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:57,575 OH ! SPEAKING OF WHICH-- 882 00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:02,947 [ Sighs ] SO, GARY AND CONNIE AND THE KIDS. 883 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:06,684 [ Gary, Connie ] MERRY CHRISTMAS. GAR ! 884 00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:08,686 STEVE ! PHIL ! OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, GAR ! 885 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:12,189 MOM ? MERRY CHRISTMAS. 886 00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:14,291 MOM, THE TV'S BROKE. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ALL NIGHT ? 887 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,561 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF CHRIST ! 888 00:58:16,594 --> 00:58:19,730 NOW, PUT THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE. CONNIE, HONEY, 889 00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:21,732 LOOK WHO DROPPED BY. [ Both ] MERRY CHRISTMAS, CONNIE. 890 00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:26,070 [ Chuckling ] I'LL TAKE THAT BAG UPSTAIRS. 891 00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:28,839 [ Mother ] I'LL TAKE IT. I WANT TO CHANGE MY SHOES. 892 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,811 MOM, HI. LLOYD, WHO IS THIS ? 893 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:37,181 MERRY CHRISTMAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. WHO IS THIS ? 894 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:40,685 [ Lloyd ] THIS IS THE DOCTOR WE WERE TELLING YOU ABOUT. 895 00:58:40,718 --> 00:58:42,987 DOCTOR... WONG. 896 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,690 AH, THE MARRIAGE DOCTOR. 897 00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:47,692 RIGHT. YEAH. 898 00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:50,260 WONG ? YOU'RE A WONG ? 899 00:58:50,294 --> 00:58:53,163 WELL, MY MOTHER WAS IRISH. AND YOUR FATHER ? 900 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,099 WASN'T. WHY DON'T WE GO DOWNSTAIRS ? 901 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,735 I WANT TO CHANGE MY SHOES. [ Lloyd ] YOUR SHOES ARE LOVELY. 902 00:58:57,768 --> 00:59:00,605 MY FEET HURT. TAKE 'EM OFF. GO BAREFOOT. 903 00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:03,608 A BOHEMIAN CHRISTMAS ! I'M UP FOR THAT ! WHAT THE HELL... 904 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:07,578 IS WRONG WITH YOU ? WHY DO YOU GET STRANGE AT FAMILY GATHERINGS ? 905 00:59:07,612 --> 00:59:09,013 IT'S NOT ME, MOM. IT'S CAROLINE. 906 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:11,248 SHE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THE DINNER. 907 00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:14,685 MAYBE YOU COULD GO TELL HER WHAT YOU THINK. YOU KNOW, GIVE HER A HAND. 908 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:17,554 YOU KNOW WHAT A BAD COOK SHE IS. 909 00:59:17,588 --> 00:59:22,359 OH. ALL RIGHT. 910 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:25,029 AREN'T YOU GOING TO TAKE MY BAG UP ? LATER. 911 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,964 WELL, I'LL TAKE IT. NO, NO. I'LL GO, I'LL GO. 912 00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:29,700 I JUST WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. 913 00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:32,136 HE, UH-- HE LOVES YOU SO VERY MUCH. 914 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:41,578 [ Phone Ringing ] 915 00:59:41,612 --> 00:59:45,115 CAROLINE, COULD YOU COME UP HERE FOR A MINUTE ? 916 00:59:45,149 --> 00:59:49,887 I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED HELP. YES, WELL, EVERYTHING'S IN THE DINING ROOM-- 917 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,156 WHY DON'T YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES ? THAT'D BE GOOD. 918 00:59:52,189 --> 00:59:54,224 BITCH. BITCH. 919 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:58,162 [ Ringing ] 920 00:59:58,195 --> 01:00:00,765 HELLO ? WHERE'S GUS ? 921 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:05,803 - MURRAY ? - HOW DO I KNOW THIS IS GUSSIE ? 922 01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:09,740 BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'M GONNA TEAR ALL THE HAIR OUT OF YOUR BALLS ONE BY ONE, 923 01:00:09,774 --> 01:00:12,076 YOU FUCKING MULE. HOW'S THAT ? 924 01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,645 [ Murray Laughing ] KID, I GOT GOOD NEWS. YEAH ? 925 01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,347 A FRIEND OF MINE'S GOT A BOAT. A FRIEND ? 926 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,850 NOBODY LIKES YOU. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, "FRIEND" ? 927 01:00:19,884 --> 01:00:23,620 IT'S SOMEBODY I JUST MET, AND WE KIND OF HIT IT OFF. I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME. 928 01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:26,323 SHE ? SHE ? MURRAY, I'VE BEEN IN THIS HOUSE ALL NIGHT... 929 01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,759 WONDERING IF I'M GONNA GET BUSTED OR NOT AND YOU'VE BEEN FUCKIN' DATING ? 930 01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:32,162 IS THAT IT, MURRAY ? CALM DOWN. IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO. 931 01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:36,767 LISTEN, SHE'S A NICE WOMAN. AND SHE'S JUST... [ Gus Laughing ] 932 01:00:36,801 --> 01:00:39,269 SKIPPED PAROLE FROM NEW JERSEY. AN EX-CON ? 933 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:42,773 YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S JUST GREAT. 934 01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:45,042 HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT GONNA TURN US IN ? SHE WOULDN'T. 935 01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:50,047 SHE CAN'T AFFORD TO. IF SHE DID, SHE'D BE BACK IN THE SLAMMER BEFORE SHE KNEW IT. 936 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,649 HONEST. SHE'S LEGIT. 937 01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:55,452 BUT THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM. 938 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:58,288 WHAT ? CHILDREN ? NO. 939 01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:01,025 THE BOAT NEEDS... A LITTLE WORK. 940 01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:04,061 [ Laughing ] 941 01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:06,163 [ Snorts, Sighs ] 942 01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:09,333 [ Laughing ] 943 01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:13,904 [ Sighing, Sniffs ] 944 01:01:13,938 --> 01:01:16,741 [ Chuckling ] 945 01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:21,178 [ Inhales, Sighs ] 946 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:24,414 HELLO ? 947 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:29,419 HELLO. 948 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:32,322 - HOW LONG ? - HOUR, HOUR AND A HALF. 949 01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:35,325 HOUR. OKAY. 950 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,828 YOU HAVE AN HOUR. OKAY. HOUR. 951 01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:41,065 BYE-BYE. ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE. 952 01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,203 LAST CHECK. THREE OR FOUR MINUTES AWAY. PROCEED TO THE NEXT HOUSE. 953 01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:49,840 ISN'T THIS EXCITING ? I'M SURE GLAD I GOT A CHANCE TO SEE SANTA WHILE HE WAS HERE. 954 01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:53,043 [ Chuckling ] AND SANTA'S WOULD LIKE TO TOAST YOU ALL... 955 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:55,445 FOR ANSWERING THE CALL OF DUTY... 956 01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:59,516 ON THE HOLIEST OF NIGHTS. EVERYONE, GRAB A GLASS. 957 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,752 YOU TOO. GRAB A GLASS. COME ON, COME ON. GRAB A GLASS. 958 01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:04,955 EVERYONE, COME ON. SANTA DOESN'T DRINK CHAMPAGNE. 959 01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:07,191 SANTA DRINKS MILK. 960 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:11,195 LOOK, SANTA CAN'T DRINK ANY MORE MILK TONIGHT. 961 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,263 SANTA HAS A LACTOSE INTOLERANCE. 962 01:02:13,297 --> 01:02:15,032 IT GIVES HIM HORRIBLE GAS PAINS. 963 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:17,367 YOU WANT TO SEE SANTA FARTING DOWN EVERYONE'S CHIMNEY ? 964 01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:21,438 [ Santa Laughing ] MERRY CHRISTMAS ! 965 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:24,208 [ Others ] MERRY CHRISTMAS. 966 01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:26,210 AH ! 967 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:29,213 [ Caroline ] WHAT WE'RE HAVING... 968 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:32,749 IS A TRADITIONAL SCANDINAVIAN CHRISTMAS FEAST. 969 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:35,786 WE HAVE ROAST SUCKLING PIG, 970 01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:39,790 FRESH BAKED KRINGLORS WITH A HONEY PECAN DIPPING SAUCE, 971 01:02:39,824 --> 01:02:43,227 SEVEN-DAY-OLD LUTEFISK AND LAMB GOOKINS. 972 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:46,063 WHAT YOU'RE WEARING ON YOUR HEADS ARE CALLED LUCIA WREATHS. 973 01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:49,333 THEY'RE WORN IN HONOR OF SAINT LUCIA, 974 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:53,070 A BRAVE AND NOBLE WOMAN I ADMIRE VERY MUCH. 975 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,339 A WOMAN WHOSE BELIEFS WERE SO STRONG, 976 01:02:55,372 --> 01:02:58,976 THEY RENDERED HER INFLAMMABLE. 977 01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:02,947 AS THE STORY GOES, 978 01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:05,182 LUCIA WAS ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED... 979 01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:07,451 AND INSTEAD OF GIVING HER DOWRY TO HER IN-LAWS, 980 01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:10,454 SHE GAVE IT TO THE POOR PEOPLE OF THE VILLAGE. 981 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:15,092 HER HUSBAND-TO-BE, THINKING SHE WAS OUT OF HER MIND, 982 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,928 BETRAYED HER TO THE ROMANS AS A CHRISTIAN, 983 01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:21,798 AND THEY CONDEMNED HER TO BURN AT THE STAKE. 984 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:24,334 BUT ALTHOUGH SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY FLAMES, 985 01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:27,204 SHE WOULD NOT BURN. 986 01:03:27,237 --> 01:03:30,040 AND THEY HAD TO STAB HER WITH A SWORD. 987 01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:33,610 MY GOD. IS THIS A CHRISTMAS STORY ? 988 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:37,147 WHO CARES. MY FOREHEAD IS BLISTERING. 989 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:40,817 I THINK IT'S COOL, AUNT CAROLINE. THANK YOU. 990 01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:44,154 OKAY, DIG IN, EVERYBODY. DON'T BE SHY. 991 01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:52,963 EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT, HONEY. THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 992 01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:55,332 [ Clears Throat To Disguise Spitting ] 993 01:03:55,365 --> 01:04:00,905 FROM WHAT SCHOOL ARE YOU TRAINED, DR. WONG ? FREUD ? 994 01:04:00,938 --> 01:04:04,541 UH, NAH. I DON'T GO IN FOR THAT DREAM STUFF. REALLY ? 995 01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:07,077 YOU DON'T THINK PATIENTS SHOULD EXAMINE THEIR DREAMS ? 996 01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:10,480 WELL, I JUST DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE WITH THEM. 997 01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:15,219 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF A LOSER ACTUALLY THINKS ANYBODY ELSE IS INTERESTED ? 998 01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:21,191 YOU MUST HAVE MET A GREAT MANY STRANGE AND DISTURBED PEOPLE. 999 01:04:21,225 --> 01:04:23,327 MY LINE OF WORK, YOU MEET SOME REAL WACKOS. 1000 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,363 YOU CALL YOUR PATIENTS "WACKOS" ? 1001 01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:30,234 YEAH, THEY-- THEY LIKE IT. 1002 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:33,103 WELL, IT SEEMS THAT THIS THERAPY IS WORKING. 1003 01:04:33,137 --> 01:04:35,672 I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE TWO SO AGREEABLE TOGETHER. 1004 01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:39,076 - WHAT THE HELL AM I EATING ? - OH, THAT'S A PARSNIP KRINGLOR. 1005 01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:42,179 THEY DATE BACK TO THE FOURTH CENTURY. THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 1006 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:47,051 - [ Mother ] WHERE'S YOUR SON ? - UH, HE'S SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH A FRIEND. 1007 01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:50,687 - ON CHRISTMAS EVE ? - I THINK IT'S VERY STRANGE. 1008 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,958 WELL-- WELL, HE-- 1009 01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:57,361 UH, ACTUALLY, THAT WAS, UH, MY IDEA. 1010 01:04:57,394 --> 01:05:01,365 BECAUSE, UH, WHEN ONE IS CONSTRUCTING... 1011 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,433 HIGHWAYS OF COMMUNICATION... 1012 01:05:03,467 --> 01:05:07,471 BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE, IT'S SOMETIMES A GOOD IDEA TO, UH, 1013 01:05:07,504 --> 01:05:11,275 CLEAR THE ROAD AND SLOWLY INTRODUCE EXIT SIGNS. 1014 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:13,310 THAT'S FUNNY. 1015 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:16,046 I HEARD SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR ON OPRAH LAST WEEK. 1016 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:20,050 I ASSUME THAT AS YOU'VE BUILT... 1017 01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,986 HIGHWAYS OF COMMUNICATION, 1018 01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:25,389 YOU HAVE DISCUSSED CAROLINE'S ADULTERY. 1019 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:27,457 WHAT ? 1020 01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:29,926 YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER ? 1021 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,596 [ Mother ] AND WHY NOT ? HE WAS VERY UPSET, 1022 01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:34,965 AND HE NEEDED SOMEONE HE COULD TRUST TO TALK TO. 1023 01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:38,568 TELL ME SOMETHING, IN YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION, 1024 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:41,605 SHOULD THESE TWO BE MARRIED ? MOTHER. 1025 01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:44,274 [ Gus ] CAROLINE. 1026 01:05:47,177 --> 01:05:50,247 IS THAT PART OF THE TREATMENT TOO ? SHE CAN'T LEAVE ? 1027 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,650 YES, DR. WONG, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR TREATMENT. 1028 01:05:53,683 --> 01:05:57,487 IN DETAIL. IT'LL BE SO... FASCINATING. 1029 01:05:57,521 --> 01:05:59,589 [ Chuckles ] 1030 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:02,359 WELL, IT'S A, UH, 1031 01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:08,098 COMPLEX WEB... [ Clears Throat ] 1032 01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:12,102 OF COMPLICATIONS, 1033 01:06:12,136 --> 01:06:14,604 WHICH, UH, NEED TO BE WEAVED... 1034 01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:18,475 AND, UH, WOVEN INTO A, UH, QUILT... 1035 01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:22,279 OF SOME KIND. [ Sighs ] 1036 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,149 IT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE TREATMENT. I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH. COSTS A HELL OF A LOT OF MONEY. 1037 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:27,617 MMM, THESE LAMB COOSINS ARE GREAT, SWEETHEART. 1038 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:31,788 THEY'RE GOOKINS, NOT COOSINS, HONEY. 1039 01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:36,293 [ Mother ] WHERE I WAS BORN, DR. WONG, 1040 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:38,395 LIFE AND MARRIAGE WAS LESS COMPLICATED. 1041 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:40,397 MY MARRIAGE WAS ARRANGED, IN FACT. 1042 01:06:40,430 --> 01:06:42,666 MY HUSBAND LIVED IN THE NEXT TOWN... 1043 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:45,001 AND OUR PARENTS WANTED TO JOIN FARMS. 1044 01:06:45,035 --> 01:06:47,404 REALLY. WHAT KIND OF FARMS ? 1045 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:50,474 PIGS. 1046 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:53,477 CAROLINE, COULD I HAVE THE WINE ? 1047 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:56,213 IT'S ALL FINISHED. WE HAVE TO GET ANOTHER BOTTLE. 1048 01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:00,150 [ Mother ] WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING ? 1049 01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:04,388 I GOTTA STAY WITH THEM TO, UH, WEAVE THE, UH-- 1050 01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:07,357 UH... OW ! 1051 01:07:07,391 --> 01:07:10,160 JUST SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR GODDAMN DINNERS. 1052 01:07:10,194 --> 01:07:12,662 YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT IT IN THERAPY, BUT YOU'LL DISCUSS IT BEHIND MY BACK... 1053 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:15,031 WITH THAT BITCH ! HEY, SHE'S MOTHER. 1054 01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:17,033 SHE'S A FUCKIN' BITCH, LLOYD. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE SIDES. 1055 01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:19,669 NO, NO, NO. THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUS. FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE SEES. 1056 01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:21,705 YOU'D HAVE TO BE BLIND NOT TO SEE. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1057 01:07:21,738 --> 01:07:23,673 LET'S JUST GET IN THERE AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT. OH, FINE. 1058 01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:26,776 WHY DIDN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE I WAS HUMILIATED ? 1059 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:29,246 THAT'S IT, LLOYD. WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. 1060 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:32,249 I'VE, YOU KNOW-- THIS IS FINISHED. 1061 01:07:40,124 --> 01:07:42,392 NOW GET THE HELL HOME, GEORGE, BEFORE WE CALL YOUR WIFE. 1062 01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:44,694 HONESTLY, GEORGE. WHAT AN EXAMPLE. 1063 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:47,097 SANTA WAS MEAN TO ME. 1064 01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:50,400 I'M SERIOUS, GEORGE. YEAH ? 1065 01:07:50,434 --> 01:07:54,271 MAYBE SANTA WON'T COME BACK NEXT YEAR. 1066 01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:56,273 MAYBE HIM AND THE EASTER BUNNY... 1067 01:07:56,306 --> 01:07:58,408 WILL TAKE A FUCKIN' CRUISE TO JAMAICA, 1068 01:07:58,442 --> 01:08:02,712 AND YOU CAN EAT YOUR OWN LOUSY COOKIES. 1069 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,748 [ Unzips Fly ] 1070 01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:08,218 [ Urinating, Sighing ] 1071 01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:13,223 OH, WHO THE HELL KNOWS, HUH ? OW ! 1072 01:08:13,257 --> 01:08:15,725 I WAS PREGNANT WITH JESSE THEN. 1073 01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:20,730 WE LIVED IN THE MOST... WONDERFUL... 1074 01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:23,500 ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT. 1075 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:25,735 YOU SEE, LLOYD, 1076 01:08:25,769 --> 01:08:28,738 NEVER TOOK ANY MONEY FROM HIS FAMILY THEN. 1077 01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:31,241 I FOUND THAT SO ATTRACTIVE. 1078 01:08:31,275 --> 01:08:33,109 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED ? 1079 01:08:33,143 --> 01:08:35,779 DON'T ENCOURAGE HER, MARY. NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO HER MISERY. 1080 01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:41,751 LLOYD WAS WORKING AS AN ASSISTANT BANQUET MANAGER AT THE SHERATON. 1081 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,254 [ Chuckles ] 1082 01:08:44,288 --> 01:08:48,124 WE'D MAKE LOVE IN THE MORNINGS BECAUSE HE WAS, YOU KNOW-- CAROLINE, 1083 01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:50,126 WHY DON'T YOU EAT SOMETHING. 1084 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:53,763 LLOYD, WHY DON'T YOU EAT ME. 1085 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:57,201 [ Gasps ] KIDS, GO INTO THE DEN. 1086 01:08:57,234 --> 01:08:59,536 IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT... [ Connie ] THIS IS NOT A CONVERSATION FOR CHILDREN. 1087 01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:02,539 IT'S NOT A CONVERSATION FOR ADULTS EITHER. WHEN LLOYD'S FATHER DIED. 1088 01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:07,611 WHERE YOU GOING ? THE LIVING ROOM, TO LEAVE YOU TO YOUR QUILTING. 1089 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,480 [ Caroline ] SHE BRIBED LLOYD TO MOVE BACK-- I'LL BE THERE TO OPEN PRESENTS. 1090 01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:12,616 IF MY PLANS CHANGE, I'LL CONTACT YOU. 1091 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:15,185 I HATE CONNECTICUT. I GREW UP IN CONNECTICUT. WHY DON'T WE ALL... 1092 01:09:15,219 --> 01:09:19,289 GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM. THEN WE CAN HAVE OUR COFFEE AND DESSERT IN THERE. 1093 01:09:19,323 --> 01:09:23,360 - YOU PHONY BASTARD ! - CAROLINE, SHUT UP ! 1094 01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:25,362 LET'S ALL GO TO THE BATHROOM-- SIT DOWN, CONNIE. SIT. 1095 01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:27,864 EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR PATIENTS. 1096 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:31,301 YOU'RE GONNA BE SOMEBODY'S PATIENT IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS BACK DOWN INTO THAT CHAIR. 1097 01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:33,503 WOW. OW ! 1098 01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:35,705 I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU HIT THAT KID ONE MORE TIME, 1099 01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:38,308 AND I'M GONNA STICK THAT PIG'S HEAD RIGHT UP YOUR ASS ! 1100 01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:42,312 GARY, ARE YOU GONNA LET HIM TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ? 1101 01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:44,681 WELL, HON, HE IS A DOCTOR. [ Laughing ] 1102 01:09:44,714 --> 01:09:49,319 OKAY NOW, CAROLINE, LLOYD AND I WILL GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND GET THE COFFEE AND DESSERT. 1103 01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:51,488 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE PRESENTS. WE CAN'T OPEN... 1104 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,324 PRESENTS UNTIL MIDNIGHT. WHY NOT ? 1105 01:09:54,358 --> 01:09:57,494 BECAUSE IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS UNTIL MIDNIGHT ! GUESS WHAT. 1106 01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,896 WE'RE CHANGING THE RULES A LITTLE BIT, OKAY ? WE'RE GONNA OPEN UP THE PRESENTS NOW. 1107 01:09:59,929 --> 01:10:02,932 NOT LATER, NOW. WHY ? BECAUSE WE'RE ADULTS... 1108 01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:05,669 AND WE CAN OPEN THE PRESENTS WHENEVER WE WANT ! 1109 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,872 [ Snickering ] LET'S GO. 1110 01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:14,578 [ Caroline Groaning ] [ Mother ] WHY ISN'T MY PORTRAIT... 1111 01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:17,847 OVER THE FIREPLACE ? 1112 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:21,285 HAVE SOME COFFEE. GO TO HELL, MAMA'S BOY ! 1113 01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:24,688 CAROLINE, GET A GRIP. OR WHAT ? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? SHOOT ME ? 1114 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,856 [ Laughing ] YOU THINK DEATH SCARES ME ? 1115 01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:30,860 YOU FORGET, BUDDY. I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO HI FOR 15 YEARS. 1116 01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:33,963 YOU FORGET I HAVE YOUR SON UPSTAIRS. 1117 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,570 [ Sighs ] GOD. 1118 01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:42,772 [ Sighs ] 1119 01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:47,277 HERE WE GO. HOW'S THAT, MOM ? GOOD ? MARY, THIS ONE'S YOURS. 1120 01:10:47,311 --> 01:10:51,315 JOHN, THIS IS TO YOU FROM ME AND DAD. 1121 01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:55,652 WHAT'S THAT, AUNT CAROLINE ? IT'S AN ORANGE... 1122 01:10:55,685 --> 01:10:58,922 MARZIPAN CAKE WITH CREME DE MENTHE AND LIME ZEST. 1123 01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:03,327 OH, SOUNDS TOO SWEET. THEN DON'T EAT IT. 1124 01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:06,963 COFFEE ? 1125 01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:12,836 IS IT REAL COFFEE OR SOME SCANDINAVIAN CHRISTMAS POTION ? 1126 01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:16,740 HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC ? HOW ABOUT SOME NAT KING COLE ? 1127 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:21,445 - OH, GARY LOVES NAT KING COLE. - [ Caroline ] GEE, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL. 1128 01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:24,280 OKAY, NAT KING COLE IT IS. 1129 01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:33,457 OH. GARY, THIS IS FOR YOU. OH, THANK YOU. 1130 01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:37,694 ** OH. THIS IS FOR JESSE. 1131 01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:42,532 UH, WE'LL JUST PUT THAT IN A PILE RIGHT OVER HERE. 1132 01:11:42,566 --> 01:11:44,934 DO YOU LIKE IT, MARY ? 1133 01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:47,036 * CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE * 1134 01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:49,673 YEAH, IT'S, UH... REAL NEAT. 1135 01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:55,512 SLIPPER SOCKS ! OH, I HAVE WANTED THESE FOR SO LONG. 1136 01:11:55,545 --> 01:11:59,549 THANK YOU, MOTHER ROSE. KIDS, LOOK WHAT MOM GOT. 1137 01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:03,453 [ Quietly ] YOU KNOW, WITH ALL HER MONEY, WHAT DOES SHE THINK ? SHE'S GONNA TAKE IT WITH HER ? 1138 01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:06,823 I THINK THAT'S THE PLAN. * FOLKS DRESSED UP LIKE ESKIMOS * 1139 01:12:06,856 --> 01:12:10,460 OH, CAROLINE, THIS IS FOR YOU FROM LLOYD. 1140 01:12:10,494 --> 01:12:14,030 - * EVERYBODY KNOWS - [ Cracks A Nut ] 1141 01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:17,734 * A TURKEY AND SOME MISTLETOE * LLOYD ? 1142 01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:20,570 SHOULD I STOP HANDING OUT THE PRESENTS ? 1143 01:12:20,604 --> 01:12:23,540 MAYBE SOME OF US ARE NOT IN THE MOOD ? 1144 01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:28,412 CAROLINE ? 1145 01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:32,549 YOU SEE, DR. WONG, YOU CAN USE ANY TREATMENT YOU LIKE, 1146 01:12:32,582 --> 01:12:34,551 AND IT WON'T DO A BIT OF GOOD. 1147 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:36,820 THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS, 1148 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:41,491 THAT SHE'S A NASTY, SELFISH WOMAN WHO THINKS ONLY OF HERSELF. 1149 01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:44,728 SHE HAS RUINED MY SON'S LIFE. I CAN ATTEST TO THAT. 1150 01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:47,864 HE HAS ENDURED SUCH HEARTACHE. LADY... 1151 01:12:47,897 --> 01:12:50,934 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLEEP WITH HIM. LET US ALL OFF THE HOOK. 1152 01:12:50,967 --> 01:12:53,837 - SHIT. - [ Lloyd ] CAROLINE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1153 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,372 WHAT'S THE POINT ? YOU'VE MADE YOUR DECISION. 1154 01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:57,974 WHAT DECISION ? 1155 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:03,613 CAROLINE'S LEAVING ME. 1156 01:13:03,647 --> 01:13:06,416 WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 1157 01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:10,119 * AND SO I'M OFFERING 1158 01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:12,889 * THIS SIMPLE PHRASE WHY ? 1159 01:13:12,922 --> 01:13:15,725 * TO KIDS FROM ONE-- 1160 01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:27,136 GARY, THIS IS TO YOU FROM ME. THANK YOU, BUNNY. 1161 01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:32,742 OH, THANKS, MOTHER ROSE. I BOUGHT YOU THE HUSKY SIZE, JOHN. 1162 01:13:32,776 --> 01:13:35,912 YOU MUSTN'T LET YOUR WEIGHT BECOME A PROBLEM. 1163 01:13:35,945 --> 01:13:38,114 HE DOES NOT HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM. 1164 01:13:39,683 --> 01:13:43,953 OH. ISN'T THAT NICE. 1165 01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:48,725 THANK YOU, CONNIE AND GARY AND MARY AND JOHN. 1166 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:52,729 [ Whispering ] MOM, THIS IS OUR GIFT. 1167 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:57,000 IT'S TO PUT IN THE BANK. IT'S ANOTHER PAYMENT ON THE LOAN. 1168 01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,803 OH, THANK YOU, LLOYD. 1169 01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:04,741 OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH INTEREST RATES IN THE NEW YEAR. 1170 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,610 COCKSUCKER. 1171 01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:11,981 - WHAT DID SHE SAY ? - SHE SAID, "COCKSU--" 1172 01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:15,619 YOU'VE BEEN SUCKING US DRY FOR YEARS ON THIS LOAN. 1173 01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:18,755 HEY, CAROLINE. NO, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. 1174 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,758 YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT ? NOPE. 1175 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,027 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S GONE ON LONG ENOUGH ? 1176 01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:28,598 YOU BOTH BORROWED MONEY TO OPEN THAT RIDICULOUS RESTAURANT, 1177 01:14:28,632 --> 01:14:31,000 WHICH I TOLD YOU BOTH WOULD NEVER WORK. 1178 01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:34,604 WELL, IT MIGHT HAVE WORKED IF YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR TENTACLES OFF OF HIM. 1179 01:14:34,638 --> 01:14:37,941 - CAROLINE, STOP IT. - IF YOU REMEMBER, CAROLINE, 1180 01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:41,611 MY HUSBAND HAS JUST DIED. I WAS ALL ALONE. 1181 01:14:41,645 --> 01:14:44,714 AND I HAD TO HAVE SURGERY. PLASTIC SURGERY. 1182 01:14:44,748 --> 01:14:47,283 IT WAS NECESSARY. IT WAS NOTHING MORE... 1183 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:50,119 THAN NEEDING TO KEEP YOUR SON'S ATTENTION ON YOU. 1184 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:54,558 MANIPULATING HIM TO OPEN THAT STORE ! YOU WERE PRACTICALLY DESTITUTE ! 1185 01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:56,626 I GAVE HIM A REAL JOB. 1186 01:14:56,660 --> 01:15:00,864 I LET YOU USE MY HOME OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART. 1187 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:03,132 YOU'RE CHARGING US RENT, ROSE. 1188 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:06,169 WHAT KIND OF THERAPY IS THIS ? COME ON, NOW, 1189 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,572 THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE UGLY HERE. 1190 01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:10,574 YEAH, WE WALK AROUND ON TIPTOES BECAUSE... 1191 01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:12,642 MOTHER MIGHT GET UPSET OR MOTHER MIGHT GET ANGRY. 1192 01:15:12,676 --> 01:15:14,644 AND WHY ? LET'S BE HONEST. 1193 01:15:14,678 --> 01:15:18,982 SHE HAS MONEY, AND SHE HOLDS IT OVER ALL OF US LIKE A DEATH SENTENCE. 1194 01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,985 I'M HAPPY TO GIVE MY CHILDREN EVERYTHING. 1195 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:23,987 THAT'S THE PROBLEM ! 1196 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:26,590 ONE SON WHO CAN'T SAY BOO TO HIS WIFE... 1197 01:15:26,623 --> 01:15:29,826 AND THE OTHER ONE, THE OTHER ONE-- HE JUST GIVES UP. 1198 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:31,995 ONE BAD REVIEW IN ONE LOUSY MAGAZINE. 1199 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:35,198 - YOU JUST GIVE UP. - NOW JUST A MINUTE. STOP RIGHT THERE. 1200 01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:42,038 IN THE FIRST PLACE, IT WASN'T "ONE BAD REVIEW IN ONE LOUSY MAGAZINE." 1201 01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:45,041 - IT WAS THE RESTAURANT GUIDEBOOK OF NEW YORK. - OH, GOD. 1202 01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:48,344 AND WHEN THE RESTAURANT GUIDEBOOK RECOMMENDS YOU... 1203 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:52,281 TO HINDUS LOOKING FOR A FUN NIGHT OUT OF FASTING, 1204 01:15:52,315 --> 01:15:55,218 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO, CHANGE THE MENU ? 1205 01:15:55,251 --> 01:16:00,690 - YOU CLOSE THE RESTAURANT. - NO, YOU CLOSE THE RESTAURANT. OTHER PEOPLE TRY AGAIN. 1206 01:16:00,724 --> 01:16:05,261 BUT, YOU SEE, EVERYTHING ALWAYS CAME SO DAMN EASY FOR YOU. 1207 01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,631 BUT THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU TRIED SOMETHING... 1208 01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:11,635 THAT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU, TO US, 1209 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:13,970 AND IT DIDN'T WORK OUT, WHAT DID YOU DO ? 1210 01:16:14,003 --> 01:16:17,707 YOU RAN HOME TO MOM. AND THEN YOU BUILD THIS WALL... 1211 01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:21,277 AROUND YOURSELF, SHUTTING ME OUT, SHUTTING JESSE OUT... 1212 01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:24,047 WITH YOUR CYNICISM AND YOUR DERISION ! 1213 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,050 AND YOU CALL THAT BEING RESPONSIBLE ! 1214 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,786 WELL, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. I DON'T CARE IF I WIND UP... 1215 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:33,289 A TRUCK STOP WAITRESS WITH PLATINUM HAIR AND PINEAPPLE EARRINGS ! 1216 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:38,027 AT LEAST I'D BE ALIVE. BE BETTER THAN LIVING WITH A CORPSE. 1217 01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:55,078 BEFORE YOU, UH, GET ON WITH YOUR CAREER IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY, 1218 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:58,915 LET'S SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. 1219 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:02,652 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU LEAVING WITH ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS. 1220 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:07,090 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1221 01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:10,326 MAYBE I WAS AFRAID. 1222 01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:13,963 MAYBE I CAN'T... TAKE FAILURE. 1223 01:17:13,997 --> 01:17:16,632 THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE. 1224 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:21,938 AND MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE DECISION WAS ALL UP TO ME. 1225 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:25,174 IT WAS ALWAYS ALL UP TO ME. 1226 01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:28,144 YOU WERE SO AFRAID OF BEING WRONG, YOU NEVER MADE A CHOICE. 1227 01:17:28,177 --> 01:17:31,114 AT LEAST YOU MADE IT LOOK THAT WAY. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? 1228 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:36,452 IF YOU RECALL, MY FIRST RESPONSE TO MY MOTHER'S OFFER TO LIVE HERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT. 1229 01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:39,288 LIE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 1230 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:42,058 WE WERE SITTING IN OUR BEDROOM ON 78th STREET. 1231 01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:44,060 WE WERE SMOKING A JOINT AND LISTENING TO AL GREEN. 1232 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:46,796 AND I SAID, "ABSOLUTELY NOT." [ Connie ] I'M SORRY, 1233 01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:48,464 BUT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH ! 1234 01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:52,068 I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A CHRISTMAS ! 1235 01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:55,371 SEX AND DRUGS A-A-AND WOMEN BEING SET ON FIRE ! 1236 01:17:55,404 --> 01:17:57,907 I AM TAKING MY CHILDREN UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW. CONNIE, THAT'S IT. 1237 01:17:57,941 --> 01:18:02,411 SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. OKAY ? SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP. COME ON, KIDS, 1238 01:18:02,445 --> 01:18:05,982 -WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS. GARY ? -I THINK THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT. 1239 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:10,820 - WELL, I THINK THIS IS SICK ! - CONNIE, HONEY, RIGHT NOW NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK. 1240 01:18:10,854 --> 01:18:14,057 - YOU HAVE NOT DEFENDED ME ONCE THIS ENTIRE EVENING ! - TELL HER TO SIT DOWN. 1241 01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:16,159 [ All Arguing ] 1242 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,161 JUST SIT DOWN AND GIVE THESE PEOPLE... 1243 01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:20,363 A LITTLE SPACE TO WORK OUT THEIR-- 1244 01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:24,233 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME ! [ Glass Shattering ] 1245 01:18:29,806 --> 01:18:35,711 IF YOU DON'T MIND, THE CORPSE STILL HAS THE FLOOR. [ Poker Hits Floor ] 1246 01:18:35,745 --> 01:18:40,716 I TOLD YOU WHAT MOVING HERE COULD MEAN, BUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID WE SHOULD CONSIDER IT. 1247 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:43,719 NOT THE ACTUAL MOVING, JUST THE CONSIDERING. 1248 01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:47,123 THE ACTUAL MOVING-IN PART WAS LEFT TO ME. WHY ? 1249 01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:50,526 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU WERE CONFUSED. 1250 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,796 YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS THE RIGHT THING. 1251 01:18:52,829 --> 01:18:55,398 BUT YOU WERE SURE AS HELL SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING... 1252 01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:57,400 IN A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT IN NEW YORK CITY. 1253 01:18:57,433 --> 01:19:01,137 SO DON'T HAND ME THAT "IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES" BULLSHIT ! 1254 01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:04,040 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WORK ANYMORE, AND YOU DIDN'T WANT ANY HELP WITH THE BABY... 1255 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,042 BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO DO IT ALL BY YOURSELF. 1256 01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:08,211 AND YOU HATED NEW YORK... 1257 01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:10,446 BECAUSE WE WEREN'T AS RICH AS YOUR COLLEGE FRIENDS WERE TO ENJOY IT. 1258 01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,882 WE COULDN'T AFFORD A BIGGER PLACE... 1259 01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:15,551 AND YOU WERE MISERABLE BEING AROUND PEOPLE WHO COULD. 1260 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:19,388 AND... WE WERE UP TO OUR EARS IN DEBT. 1261 01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:22,992 BUT MOVING HERE WAS MY DECISION. 1262 01:19:23,026 --> 01:19:25,294 RIGHT ! AND THE LOAN WAS SAME SITUATION-- 1263 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:29,398 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE NOW ? YOU'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 1264 01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:31,434 - MOTHER. - WHAT ? 1265 01:19:33,169 --> 01:19:37,773 IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR TEN SECONDS ? 1266 01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:42,345 LLOYD, DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IN MY OWN HOUSE. 1267 01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:51,320 YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM ? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GET YOU NEXT CHRISTMAS ? 1268 01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:54,290 A BIG WOODEN CROSS. 1269 01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:57,961 SO EVERY TIME YOU FEEL UNAPPRECIATED FOR ALL YOUR SACRIFICES, 1270 01:19:57,994 --> 01:20:01,430 YOU CAN CLIMB ON UP AND NAIL YOURSELF TO IT. 1271 01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:05,034 GARY, GET MY BAGS. 1272 01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:08,938 I'M LEAVING. [ Connie ] OH ! 1273 01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:13,309 GO GET THEM YOURSELF ! HE'S NOT YOUR ERRAND BOY ! 1274 01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:16,612 HAS EVERYONE GONE NUTS ? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ? 1275 01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:19,382 SLIPPER SOCKS, MEDIUM ! 1276 01:20:24,587 --> 01:20:27,823 - [ Doorbell Rings ] - HEY ! 1277 01:20:31,094 --> 01:20:34,363 THE ARMY ? WHAT THE FUCK ? WHAT AM I ? OSWALD, HERE ? 1278 01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,866 HEY ! HEY ! HEY ! 1279 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,334 HEY, HEY, NO. 1280 01:20:38,367 --> 01:20:40,970 HEY, COME ON. COME ON, WILL YA ? 1281 01:20:41,004 --> 01:20:44,340 OOH ! 1282 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:47,977 [ Muffled Grunting ] OKAY, OKAY. 1283 01:20:48,011 --> 01:20:50,313 IS THIS PART OF THE THERAPY ? [ Doorbell Rings ] 1284 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:55,418 NOW, I WANT EVERYBODY INTO THE DEN OR I'M GONNA SHOOT HER. 1285 01:20:55,451 --> 01:20:58,321 - GO AHEAD, SHOOT HER. - SHUT UP ! 1286 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:01,224 GET IN THE DEN ! [ Growling ] 1287 01:21:03,927 --> 01:21:07,230 [ Doorbell Rings ] 1288 01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:15,104 [ Caroline ] HI. 1289 01:21:15,138 --> 01:21:17,941 [ Man ] MR. AND MRS. CHASSEUR, I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 1290 01:21:17,974 --> 01:21:20,944 I'M LIEUTENANT SISKEL FROM THE ACADEMY. 1291 01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:23,612 IS THERE SOME TROUBLE ? 1292 01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:29,218 YES, YES, AND I COULDN'T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE LET IT WAIT ANY LONGER. 1293 01:21:29,252 --> 01:21:31,220 [ Lloyd ] DOES IT INVOLVE JESSE ? 1294 01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:35,191 [ Siskel ] IT DOES. UH, JESSE IS A VERY CLEVER... 1295 01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:38,094 AND ENTERPRISING YOUNG BUSINESSMAN. 1296 01:21:38,127 --> 01:21:42,098 HE CURRENTLY HAS SEVERAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF ME. 1297 01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:45,634 [ Lloyd ] OH, MY LORD. [ Groaning ] 1298 01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:49,272 HEY, HEY, KID. KID, THAT'S ENOUGH. 1299 01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:52,208 YOU SURE THIS WILL HOLD ? YEAH. 1300 01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:55,411 [ Chuckles ] I KNEW... 1301 01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:57,913 YOU WEREN'T A DOCTOR. I KNEW IT. 1302 01:21:57,947 --> 01:22:01,217 YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY, YOU KNOW. YOU'LL EITHER BE CAPTURED OR KILLED. 1303 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:05,221 ONE LESS WORTHLESS MAN AROUND. ONE LESS BURDEN TO SOCIETY. 1304 01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:07,256 UN-FUCKIN'-BELIEVABLE. 1305 01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:10,426 I'VE SURVIVED WORSE THAN YOU. 1306 01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:16,065 WORLD WARS, OLD AGE, MARRIAGE AND WEAK MEN LIKE YOU. 1307 01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:19,068 MEN WHO DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO SURVIVE IN THE REAL WORLD. 1308 01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:23,339 MEN WHO ARE JUST SCARED LITTLE BOYS INTIMIDATING EVERYONE WITH THEIR AGGRESSIVENESS... 1309 01:22:23,372 --> 01:22:26,475 BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID THE WORLD WILL FIND OUT... 1310 01:22:26,509 --> 01:22:28,944 HOW SMALL THEIR PENISES ARE. 1311 01:22:31,147 --> 01:22:35,418 YOU KNOW, LADY, I'D LIKE TO TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF A FUCKIN' TRUCK. 1312 01:22:35,451 --> 01:22:37,486 YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS. 1313 01:22:39,622 --> 01:22:42,125 NO, NO ! DON'T. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. I JUST WANT TO HIT HER. 1314 01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:46,262 I FUCKIN' HATE HER, LLOYD. I KNOW. I KNOW. 1315 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:49,665 MARY, GAG YOUR GRANDMA. 1316 01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:53,702 [ Whimpers ] [ Gus ] WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ? 1317 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:57,773 I THOUGHT MOMS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE... 1318 01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:02,645 AND SWEET AN-AN-AND PATIENT. 1319 01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:05,281 I KNOW LOAN SHARKS THAT ARE MORE FORGIVING THAN YOU. 1320 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:08,651 YOUR HUSBAND AIN'T DEAD, LADY, HE'S HIDING. 1321 01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:10,653 [ Thumping Upstairs ] 1322 01:23:10,686 --> 01:23:12,721 LET'S GO. 1323 01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,264 SHIT. 1324 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:32,741 - WOW. - OH, HONEY. 1325 01:23:32,775 --> 01:23:35,144 IS SISKEL STILL HERE ? 1326 01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:38,214 [ Lloyd ] NO. 1327 01:23:38,247 --> 01:23:41,217 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, DAD ? TURN ME IN ? 1328 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:45,088 MAY I ASK YOU JUST ONE QUESTION ? 1329 01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:48,091 IS THERE SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T GIVE YOU ? WHAT DO YOU NEED ALL THAT MONEY FOR ? 1330 01:23:48,124 --> 01:23:49,392 DRUGS ? WHAT ? NO ! 1331 01:23:49,425 --> 01:23:52,728 MORE VIDEO GAMES ? WHAT MORE CAN WE BUY YOU ? LLOYD, NO, STOP IT ! 1332 01:23:52,761 --> 01:23:55,498 THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 1333 01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:57,032 GUS, I'M GOING WITH YOU. I'LL GIVE YOU A CUT. WHAT ? 1334 01:23:57,066 --> 01:24:00,169 WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE DOCKS ON FOOT. WE CAN TAKE A SHORTCUT. 1335 01:24:00,203 --> 01:24:01,537 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN. 1336 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:03,772 YOU GOTTA TAKE ME WITH YOU. I HAVE NO OTHER OPTION. 1337 01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:07,743 - I CAN'T STAY HERE. - WHAT AM I ? THE FUCKIN' CIRCUS ? TAKE YOU WITH ME ? 1338 01:24:07,776 --> 01:24:10,613 BUT COME ON ! NO, FORGET IT. FORGET IT. 1339 01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:12,715 JUST FORGET IT, OKAY ? 1340 01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:17,420 DON'T START RUNNING, KID. ONCE YOU START, YOU NEVER STOP. BELIEVE ME. 1341 01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:24,227 FINE. FINE, BE THAT WAY. 1342 01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:27,530 I'LL JUST GO BY MYSELF THEN. 1343 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:31,400 OH, PLEASE, JESSE, LOOK. GIVE US ANOTHER-- 1344 01:24:31,434 --> 01:24:36,405 OH, JESSE. WE SCREWED UP, NOT YOU. OH ! [ Doorbell Rings ] 1345 01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:40,276 [ Sighs ] SHIT. WHO IS THAT ? 1346 01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:45,148 LOOK, I PROMISE YOU, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 1347 01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:48,117 WE'LL FIX EVERYTHING. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN ME AND YOUR FATHER-- 1348 01:24:48,151 --> 01:24:53,088 -YOU'RE SPLITTING UP ? -THAT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM, HONEY. 1349 01:24:53,122 --> 01:24:55,558 HEY, I'M IN THIS FAMILY TOO, YOU KNOW. 1350 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:59,562 EVERY TIME YOU GUYS YELL AND SCREAM AT EACH OTHER, IT IS MY PROBLEM, MOM. 1351 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:02,097 - CAROLINE, LET'S GO. - ONE SECOND. 1352 01:25:02,131 --> 01:25:05,268 OKAY, A LOT'S HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND LLOYD. 1353 01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:09,438 WE'VE MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES. YOU GOT CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE. 1354 01:25:11,674 --> 01:25:13,742 DO YOU HATE EACH OTHER ? 1355 01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,844 [ Doorbell Continues Ringing ] 1356 01:25:15,878 --> 01:25:18,314 NO. THEN YOU'RE STAYING TOGETHER. 1357 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:22,318 - CAROLINE, COME ON. LET'S GO. - OH, JUST WAIT ! PLEASE ! 1358 01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:27,356 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR FATHER WANTS. 1359 01:25:27,390 --> 01:25:29,325 WHAT DO YOU WANT ? 1360 01:25:29,358 --> 01:25:33,462 CAROLINE. CAROLINE, COME ON. 1361 01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:39,435 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, OKAY ? JUST STAY HERE, PLEASE. 1362 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:42,438 WE'LL BE BACK SOON. WHAT ABOUT SISKEL ? 1363 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:45,674 WE'LL FIX IT, HONEY. WE'LL GIVE HIM THE MONEY, THE PHOTOS, ANYTHING. 1364 01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:48,477 JUST... STAY RIGHT THERE. 1365 01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:55,651 HEY ! 1366 01:25:55,684 --> 01:25:58,221 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? 1367 01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:00,956 LLOYD, CAROLINE, 1368 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:06,462 EVERY YEAR WE GIVE YOU A FRUITCAKE FOR CHRISTMAS... DIDN'T YOU LOCK THE DOOR ? 1369 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:10,799 AND YOU DON'T GIVE US A GODDAMN THING. 1370 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:14,570 MY WIFE THINKS IT'S BECAUSE-- 1371 01:26:14,603 --> 01:26:18,707 HEY, YOU HAD A GUN, DIDN'T YOU ? 1372 01:26:18,741 --> 01:26:20,976 ME ? YES, YOU DID. YOU DID. 1373 01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:24,680 YOU HAD A GUN. I SAW IT. NO. 1374 01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:28,717 HEY, YOU'RE THE GUY. YOU'RE THE GUY, AREN'T YA ? OKAY, PAL. 1375 01:26:28,751 --> 01:26:32,521 WHAT, ARE YOU PULLING A GUN ON ME ? I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU. 1376 01:26:32,555 --> 01:26:35,658 - JUST CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT ? - YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ? 1377 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:38,661 I'M SANTA CLAUS. [ Shouting ] 1378 01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:41,196 - [ Gasping ] - [ Santa Hits Floor ] 1379 01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:47,270 GREAT. I JUST BEAT UP SANTA CLAUS. 1380 01:26:47,303 --> 01:26:50,273 [ Siren Wailing ] 1381 01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:52,941 GUYS, THE COPS ARE HERE. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? 1382 01:26:52,975 --> 01:26:56,445 CENTRAL, CRUISER 252. PANELLA SPEAKING. 1383 01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:58,547 I'M AT THE CHASSEUR HOUSE. OVER. 1384 01:27:00,983 --> 01:27:03,719 WE GOTTA GET YOU OUTTA HERE. BUT I CAN'T JUST LEAVE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN'. 1385 01:27:03,752 --> 01:27:06,255 JUST KEEP PRETENDING LIKE YOU'RE DR. WONG. THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. 1386 01:27:06,289 --> 01:27:08,291 THERE'S FIVE PEOPLE TIED UP IN THE BACK ROOM, COME ON. THEN WE CAN HIDE YOU. 1387 01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:10,459 WE CAN HIDE YOU ANYWHERE. I KNOW THIS PLACE. THERE'S SEARCH TEAMS. 1388 01:27:10,493 --> 01:27:12,928 THEY SEARCH UNTIL THEY FIND WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR. IT'S A BAD IDEA. 1389 01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:16,532 NO, IT'S A GOOD IDEA. THERE'S THE MUD ROOM, THE TRAP DOOR IN THE MUD ROOM. 1390 01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:18,601 WE'LL PUT YOU IN THERE. IT'LL BE PERFECT. NO, NO, NO. 1391 01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:21,304 OR THE TRUNK OF THE BEAMER. THE TRUNK OF THE BEAMER'S A GOOD PLACE. NO, NO. 1392 01:27:21,337 --> 01:27:23,572 [ Siren Wailing ] OH, I KNOW, THE HOPE CHEST ! WE'LL PUT YOU IN THE HOPE CHEST. 1393 01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:26,742 I CAN PRETEND I'VE LOST THE KEY. FORGET ABOUT IT ! NO, NO, NO ! 1394 01:27:26,775 --> 01:27:31,046 [ Gus ] WHAT ABOUT THE BASEMENT ? IS THERE A TUNNEL OR A HOLE ? 1395 01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:33,549 PATH THROUGH THE WOODS ! 1396 01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:36,385 JESSE, QUICK, TAKE GUS TO THE PATH THROUGH THE WOODS. 1397 01:27:36,419 --> 01:27:38,253 YOU SAID YOU KNOW A SHORTCUT TO THE DOCKS, RIGHT ? 1398 01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:40,323 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN TAKE HIM. 1399 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:46,595 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO ? TURN HIM IN ? 1400 01:27:48,431 --> 01:27:52,735 I CAN'T SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE SENDING EVERYBODY I CARE ABOUT TO PRISON. 1401 01:27:52,768 --> 01:27:55,438 GO ON. 1402 01:27:55,471 --> 01:27:57,840 OKAY, DAD. COME ON, GUS. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 1403 01:27:57,873 --> 01:28:00,409 [ Lloyd ] AND BE CAREFUL. 1404 01:28:00,443 --> 01:28:04,780 ALL RIGHT, GO, GO, GO. WE'LL STALL THE COPS. [ George Groaning ] 1405 01:28:04,813 --> 01:28:10,786 IF I WERE A SENATOR-- [ Groaning ] 1406 01:28:13,055 --> 01:28:16,091 HOW MANY MORE AFTER THIS ? SIXTEEN. 1407 01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:19,762 GEEZ. 419, WE'RE OVER AT SEABURY COURT. OVER. 1408 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:21,997 419, DISPATCH. YEAH, WE'RE STARTING CANVASSING-- 1409 01:28:22,030 --> 01:28:24,299 [ Knocking ] STATE POLICE ! 1410 01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:30,038 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE HOME WITH ALL THESE LIGHTS AND THAT CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY. 1411 01:28:30,072 --> 01:28:33,642 AH, GEEZ. WE GOT A LIVE ONE. 1412 01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:35,778 I NEED SOME PEOPLE TO SURROUND THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 1413 01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:39,047 EDDIE, GET YOUR MEN IN HERE ! HIT IT ! 1414 01:28:39,081 --> 01:28:44,787 [ Muffled Talking ] 1415 01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:46,955 OH, MY GOD ! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE ! YOU'VE GOT TO HURRY ! 1416 01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:49,324 YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE NIGHTMARE I'VE BEEN THROUGH ! HE LEFT AN HOUR AGO. 1417 01:28:49,358 --> 01:28:52,060 HE WENT TO AN AIRPORT IN HARTFO-- WOULD YOU SHUT UP ? THE ENTIRE NIGHT-- 1418 01:28:52,094 --> 01:28:54,463 I'M TRYING TO GIVE THEM IMPORTANT INFORMATION. HE WENT TO AN AIRPORT IN HARTFORD. 1419 01:28:54,497 --> 01:28:57,032 OH, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BEEN TIED UP ALL NIGHT. 1420 01:28:57,065 --> 01:28:59,034 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. WHAT IS THIS ? A MEN'S CLUB ? 1421 01:28:59,067 --> 01:29:03,672 EXCUSE ME ! ARE THERE ANY OTHER HOSTAGES IN THE HOUSE ? 1422 01:29:06,409 --> 01:29:08,377 NO. NO. 1423 01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:11,647 OH, KID. AH, JESUS. COME ON, GUS. 1424 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,816 THERE'S NO BETTER ROUTE THAN THIS WITH LESS SNOW ? 1425 01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:16,051 NO, THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST ROUTE. 1426 01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:18,821 THIS IS THE BEST ROUTE ? WE'LL BE THERE IN NO TIME. COME ON ! 1427 01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:21,424 I MIGHT NEED A WHEELCHAIR, I'M TELLING YOU, KID. 1428 01:29:21,457 --> 01:29:24,393 I DISTINCTLY HEARD HIM SAY THAT HE WAS HEADED TO A SMALL AIRPORT IN HARTFORD. 1429 01:29:24,427 --> 01:29:27,663 AND FROM THERE HE WAS TAKING A PRIVATE PLANE TO VANCOUVER. 1430 01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:29,665 [ Caroline ] NO, NO, IT WAS NOT VANCOUVER. WHAT'S GOING ON ? 1431 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,667 [ Lloyd ] YES, IT WAS VANCOUVER. WE'RE WORKING ON IT. 1432 01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:34,670 HE WAS ON THE PHONE, AND HE SAID YUGOSLAVIA. YUGOSLAVIA ! 1433 01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:36,839 THERE IS NO YUGOSLAVIA ANYMORE. AND WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GO THERE ? 1434 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:39,107 - HE'S NOT IN HIS RIGHT MIND ! - ALL RIGHT ! 1435 01:29:41,477 --> 01:29:43,846 - OH, UH, SORRY. - SORRY. 1436 01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:46,415 WOULD YOU LIKE US TO COME DOWNTOWN AND GIVE OUR STATEMENT ? 1437 01:29:46,449 --> 01:29:49,552 - [ Both ] NO ! - WE'D BE WILLING TO DO THAT. 1438 01:29:49,585 --> 01:29:51,554 NO, NO, NO, NO. THANKS ANYWAY. HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1439 01:29:51,587 --> 01:29:53,889 THANK YOU. MERRY CHRISTMAS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1440 01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:55,891 OH. WELL, IF YOU'RE SURE. BYE. BYE-BYE. 1441 01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:57,760 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1442 01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:09,037 [ Jesse ] DOCKS ARE DOWN THE STREET ON YOUR LEFT. [ Siren Blares ] 1443 01:30:09,071 --> 01:30:12,875 HEY, GEORGE ! THE CURFEW ! GO HOME ! GET OFF THE STREETS ! 1444 01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:15,744 HOME, GEORGE, HOME. 1445 01:30:15,778 --> 01:30:18,113 GUESS I OUGHT TO BE GETTING HOME NOW. 1446 01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:20,783 GOOD IDEA. 1447 01:30:20,816 --> 01:30:24,152 YOU KNOW, I THINK THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT WITH DAD. 1448 01:30:24,186 --> 01:30:29,592 IF THEY'RE NOT, I'LL BLACKMAIL HIM. SEE YA, GUS. 1449 01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:31,994 TAKE IT EASY. 1450 01:30:32,027 --> 01:30:34,096 CHRIST. 1451 01:30:34,129 --> 01:30:36,765 I'M NEVER HAVING KIDS. 1452 01:30:39,468 --> 01:30:43,071 SO DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GO UNTIE EVERYBODY ? 1453 01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:46,108 NO. WE SHOULD UNWRAP THEM IN THE MORNING. 1454 01:30:46,141 --> 01:30:48,777 IT'LL BE MORE FESTIVE. [ Laughing ] 1455 01:30:57,520 --> 01:31:00,155 SO WHAT ABOUT JESSE ? 1456 01:31:00,188 --> 01:31:04,627 WELL, SISKEL SAID IF WE GIVE HIM BACK THE PICTURES HE WON'T PRESS CHARGES. 1457 01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:08,764 NO, NO, I, UM-- I MEAN ABOUT US. 1458 01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:11,133 WHAT DO WE TELL HIM ABOUT US ? 1459 01:31:18,907 --> 01:31:20,876 OH, CARRIE. 1460 01:31:23,045 --> 01:31:27,482 SORRY, BUT GRANDMA'S EATING THROUGH HER GAG. 1461 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:33,155 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORK, PAL. 1462 01:31:33,188 --> 01:31:35,858 I TELL YOU TO GET A BOAT, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET ? GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' WAY. 1463 01:31:35,891 --> 01:31:38,894 UH, GUSSIE ? WHAT ? 1464 01:31:38,927 --> 01:31:42,497 WHEN ARE WE GONNA OPEN PRESENTS ? PRESENTS ? 1465 01:31:42,531 --> 01:31:44,900 IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID ? PRESENTS ? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 1466 01:31:44,933 --> 01:31:46,869 AS SOON AS WE GET BACK, WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE PRESENTS. MATTER OF FACT, I'LL TELL YA. 1467 01:31:46,902 --> 01:31:50,038 I'LL SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE. YOUR PRESENT IS A GIANT, FUCKIN' CANNON, OKAY ? 1468 01:31:50,072 --> 01:31:51,974 AND WHEN WE GET BACK, YOU'RE GONNA CRAWL INTO IT, OKAY ? 1469 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:54,309 I'M GONNA PUT TWO POUNDS OF GUNPOWDER IN THERE, I'M GONNA LIGHT IT UP... 1470 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:56,111 AND I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU RIGHT OUT INTO FUCKIN' JERSEY, OKAY ? 1471 01:31:56,144 --> 01:32:00,015 AND THEN I'M GONNA STEAL A CAR AND DRIVE TO JERSEY AND PICK UP ALL THE LITTLE FUCKIN' PIECES... 1472 01:32:00,048 --> 01:32:02,751 OF YOUR BODY, PUT 'EM IN A BIG PLASTIC BAG, BRING IT BACK TO MY HOUSE, 1473 01:32:02,785 --> 01:32:05,754 PUT 'EM IN THE FIREPLACE, LIGHT 'EM ON FIRE. I'M GONNA SIT THERE WITH A GLASS OF WHISKEY... 1474 01:32:05,788 --> 01:32:10,893 AND WATCH THE CHARLIE BROWN SPECIAL WITH YOUR ASHES HEATIN' MY FUCKIN' HOUSE ! OH ! 1475 01:32:10,926 --> 01:32:14,162 [ Sniffing ] GUS ? WHAT ? 1476 01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:16,331 WHAT'S THAT SMELL ? SHUT UP. 1477 01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:19,635 * LIFE KEEPS ME WAITING 1478 01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:25,207 * AGAINST MY WILL 1479 01:32:26,809 --> 01:32:29,778 * BELIEVE IT OR NOT 1480 01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:34,917 * I KNOW MY OWN MIND 1481 01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:43,158 * DON'T GOT NO SPARK 1482 01:32:48,931 --> 01:32:53,301 * DON'T GOT NO WILL 1483 01:32:55,671 --> 01:33:00,042 * I'M WEARY 1484 01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:03,311 * NOTHING HOLDS ME 1485 01:33:04,947 --> 01:33:08,083 * ETERNALLY SEEKING 1486 01:33:09,251 --> 01:33:13,656 * THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF PAIN 1487 01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:23,632 * DON'T GOT NO SPARK 1488 01:33:29,672 --> 01:33:33,942 * DON'T GOT NO WILL 1489 01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:38,313 * I'M WEARY 1490 01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:43,318 * DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER * 1491 01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:08,043 * WHY 1492 01:34:08,076 --> 01:34:12,815 * CAN'T WE GET OUR LIVES TOGETHER * 1493 01:34:15,818 --> 01:34:19,187 * HOW 1494 01:34:19,221 --> 01:34:24,192 * CAN WE STOP HURTING EACH OTHER * 1495 01:34:28,063 --> 01:34:30,032 * PRAY 1496 01:34:30,065 --> 01:34:32,801 * TO GOD THAT YOU CAN GO 1497 01:34:32,835 --> 01:34:35,037 * STAY 1498 01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:37,339 * OUTSIDE THIS BROKEN CIRCLE 1499 01:34:37,372 --> 01:34:40,876 * LOSING YOUR 1500 01:34:40,909 --> 01:34:43,311 * DREAMS 1501 01:34:43,345 --> 01:34:46,314 * WE ALL MUST SACRIFICE 1502 01:34:46,348 --> 01:34:49,317 * WE PAY THE PRICE WE PAY THE PRICE * 1503 01:34:49,351 --> 01:34:52,788 * ASHES TO ASHES 1504 01:34:54,356 --> 01:35:00,195 * WE ALL FALL DOWN 1505 01:35:00,228 --> 01:35:05,167 * IT'S TIME FOR US TO CLOSE THIS CIRCLE * 1506 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:11,840 * CAN WE GET UP OFF OF THE GROUND * 1507 01:35:11,874 --> 01:35:15,210 * WHY 1508 01:35:15,243 --> 01:35:19,948 * CAN'T WE GET OUR LIVES TOGETHER * 1509 01:35:22,484 --> 01:35:26,354 * AND HOW 1510 01:35:26,388 --> 01:35:30,325 * CAN WE START TO MAKE IT BETTER * 1511 01:35:33,929 --> 01:35:36,899 * LOVING YOU IS KILLING ME 1512 01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:39,434 * LOVING YOU IS KILLING ME 1513 01:35:39,467 --> 01:35:42,304 * LOVING YOU IS KILLING ME 1514 01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:45,908 * LOVING YOU IS KILLING ME 1515 01:35:45,941 --> 01:35:48,076 * LIVE 1516 01:35:48,110 --> 01:35:51,413 * THE OTHER LIFE WE SHOULD HAVE LIVED * 1517 01:35:51,446 --> 01:35:53,748 * GIVE 1518 01:35:53,782 --> 01:35:57,052 * ALL THE LOVE WE NEVER, EVER DID * 1519 01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:59,054 * DREAMS 1520 01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:02,057 * WE ALL MUST SACRIFICE 1521 01:36:02,090 --> 01:36:05,794 * ASHES TO ASHES 1522 01:36:07,495 --> 01:36:11,066 * WHY 1523 01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:15,203 * CAN'T WE GET OUR LIVES TOGETHER * 1524 01:36:18,506 --> 01:36:22,344 * AND HOW 1525 01:36:22,377 --> 01:36:25,347 * CAN WE STOP HURTING *