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Hello, everybody!
Harry Doyle here

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welcoming
all you Wahoo maniacs

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to theyear's
first session of Tribe Talk.

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As you know,

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the Indians had
a Cinderella season last year.

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Despite the fact
that toxic owner Rachel Phelps

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wanted the team to lose
so she could move it to Florida,

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the Indians won
the American League East

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for the first time
since divisional play began.

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Rachel's gone now,
thank God,

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having sold the team

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to retired Indian third baseman
Roger Dorn,

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after a long, hard-fought
series of negotiations.

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I might be willing
to go as high as 100.

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120.

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120? You just
started at 110.

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130.

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Rachel,
this isn't fair.

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140.

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130.
150.

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We'll take it.

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Oh, you're good, Dorn.

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Even with Dorn
in the owner's box,

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the Indians
are solid favorites

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to repeat in the East

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and go all the way
to the World Series.

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And why not?

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Look at the lineup
we have coming back.

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First of all,
the Cuban Crusher,

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the voodoo man
with the bad attitude,

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Pedro Cerrano.

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Even though his training methods
were a little unusual,

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Pedro finished
in the top five

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in homers, RBIs,
slugging percentage,

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and total baldness.

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Also back
is center fielder

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Willie Mays Hayes,

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who came out of nowhere
to lead the league

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in great catches
and stolen bases.

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We're told he starred in an action movie
during the off-season,

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where he not only
did his own stunts,

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but even his own acting,

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and don't forget catcher
and team leader

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Jake Taylor.

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Despite chronic knee problems,
he had a fine season,

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and beat out the bunt
that drove in the run

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that won
the division title.

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And finally, one of
the brightest young stars

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in the game today-
Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn.

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Vaughn began the season

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in the uniform
of the California Penal League

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and had some control problems
early on.

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But with the help
of a pair of black horn-rims,

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he went on
to set a major league record

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for strikeouts
in one season

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by an ex-car thief.

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All in all, things couldn't be
looking better for the Tribe.

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Guys! Guys!
We signed Jack Parkman!

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- Parkman? - We signed
Parkman! - Alright!

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- Hey, you can add 42 homers to our lineup.
- At least.

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Guys, this is theyear
we go all the way.

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All the way!

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All the way! All the way!

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All the way!
All the way! All the way!

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Listen. Sounds like a Harley.

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It's got to be him.

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Wild thing

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You make my heart sing

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False alarm.

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Whoa. Look at that.

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Hi, gang.
How's it going?

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Appreciate you all coming out.
Good to see you.

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Yeah. Nice outfits.

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Those haircuts are cute.

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Benny, I thought
you were still in jail.

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I escaped.

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That-a-boy.
What do you say, big guy?

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See you in the show
some day.

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Cute? Say it ain't so, Rick.

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Yeah, right.

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Ahh.

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Jake, how you doing?

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Fine.
Good to see you again, Lou.

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How's the leg?

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Good. Good.

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Feel like a kid
again, Skip.

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Good. There's a rookie in camp

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I'm gonna need your help
with for a couple of weeks. Baker!

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Jake, this here
is Rube Baker.

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I want you to help him
with a little problem he has.

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Alright.

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Mr. Taylor, uh, ooh!

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I- I knew you know
from which you speak.

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I'm sure you can help me
with my problem,

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which I'm bound to beat,

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because there ain't no odds
against being yourself

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no matterwhat
the percentages are.

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Let me ask you
something, uh, Rube?

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I bet you're wondering
how I get the nickname Rube.

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No, I got a pretty good idea
how that happened.

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What exactly
is your problem?

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Well, uh...

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Hell, that's the biggest
damn car I ever saw.

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Everything I do

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Got to be funky

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Everything I do

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People, now

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Got to be funky

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Honey, take a picture.

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Say,Jake!

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Hey, Willie!

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If you ain't careful

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You just might get
some funk on you

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Who are they?

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They are
our center fielder.

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Oh.

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What's up?

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Hey, hey, Willie!

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What's up?
Hey, welcome back.

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Nice little do there.

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What, you running
for office?

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No, I'm just trying
to clean up my act.

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Can't play the street punk
when you're making 7 figures, you know?

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Who's that?

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It's got to be Parkman,
our new free agent. Nice jacket.

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Come on.
Let's check it out.

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Say, Parkman,
I just wanted to say

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that even though we're competing
for the same position,

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I'm glad they signed you.
You're a good ball player.

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Cut the crap, Taylor.

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I don't like you.
You don't like me.

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I just hope you don't blame
your bum knees when I take your job.

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You want me
to bean him?

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I'll just beat him out
for the job.

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"Avoid spraying
toward open flame.

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Contents under pressure.

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Shake can before use. "

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" Press-" What?

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Jeez... I-I'm sorry,
Mister... Cerrano.

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I, uh, just...

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You are forgiven.

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I love you all!
Ha ha ha!

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Ha ha ha!

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Jake.

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Lou.

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My great and good friends.

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How you doing?

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You OK, Pedro?

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OK?

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I free and clear.

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Did he say free and queer?

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Clear.

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Free of anger and hostility that
run Cerrano's life.

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Meditation is key.

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Five months under
Master Hawa Masasuri.

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No more voodoo,

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just much peace
and wideness of love.

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At one with all.

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Whoo! Get up there, baby.

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It's beautiful, man.

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Ohh...

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Awoo!

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Fore!

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370.

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Whoopee.

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Hey, Hayes,
what are you doing?

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Going deep.

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I buffed up this winter.

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You needed to to wear
all that jewelry.

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Just remember,
you're our lead-off man.

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You're paid to get on base,
not try to hit home runs.

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Keep the ball
on the ground.

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That's enough
for the first day.

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After five pitches?

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Say, what was that last pitch
you threw me?

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I call it
the Eliminator.

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It's a combination
screwball/split finger.

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You name
your pitches now?

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Yeah. Sort of
a marketing thing,

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You know,
like Nolan Ryan's Express.

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I'm also working on
a forkball/slider combination.

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Well, whatever happened

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to the boring, old
96-mile-an-hour fastball?

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The Terminator?

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Whatever.

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It'll be there
when I need it.

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Jake, I don't want to become
one of these one-year phenoms

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who burns himself out
throwing nothing but gas.

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I got to start thinking
in terms of a career, not just a season.

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You workwith Rube
on his little problem yet?

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Now step and throw!

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Put it down again.

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He looks pretty
sharp to me.

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What exactly
is his problem?

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Doggone it!

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Jeez, Louise!

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Uh, Duke...

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Rube...

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what's going
through your head

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just before you throw the ball back
to the pitcher?

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I'm thinking,
"I don't want to screw this up. "

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What are you thinking
when you throw a strike

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to nail a runner
down at second base?

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I'm not thinking nothing.
I just throw it.

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You see what
I'm getting at?

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You want the pitcher to pitch
from second base?

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Aw...

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Ifwe walk somebody,
this guy's going to

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turn it into an inside-the-park
home run.

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Yeah. Whoa.

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What's this,
your first spring babe, Vaughn?

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Who, her? No.

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There she is.

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Ooh-whee!
Suggie-dug it now.

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Excuse me, gentlemen.

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Hi, baby.

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Hey, Flan, how are you?

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- Good to see you.
- You, too.

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Good news. The General Cereals
people are interested...

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The money's gone
to his head.

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Yeah.

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Let's go take a ride
in my limo.

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There it is, man.
Watch this.

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Hey.

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Unh!

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Aah!

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Willie Mays Hayes is...

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Ha ha ha!

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Jesse "The Body" Ventura
is...

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Together,
they're taking on the mob.

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Mine fell
the hardest.

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Mine are
the deadest.

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These guys
play for keeps.

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Coming to a theater
near you.

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That spot didn't show
the real dramatic parts,

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like where they kill my boa constrictor
and I vow revenge.

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Oh.

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Hey, you're limping.

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A little.
What about you?

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Yeah, well, I'm a broken-down,
has-been catcher.

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You're our
lead-off man.

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I sprained my knee doing a stunt
for the flick.

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Ohh.

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Don't worry, though.
I'm going to be fine by opening day.

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Besides,
I'm a power hitter now.

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What do you call
that garbage?

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That's the Eliminator.

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- The Eliminator?
- I got a new one I'll showya.

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If you get a piece of it,
I'll let you name it.

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I'd, uh, call it
The Masturbator.

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Excellent pitch, man.

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Cerrano fool,
but ball and blue sky-

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beautiful,

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like lonely snowflake.

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Just pretend
the pitcher's the second baseman.

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Uh!

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Aah!

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Aah! Oh,Jeez!

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Goldarn it to heck!

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Shoot.

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I couldn't hit sand
if fell off a camel.

262
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:36,626
Criminelli, they're going
to send me back to Omaha,

263
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:39,254
and I don't
even live there!

264
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:41,464
I'm gone.
I'm buzzard bait.

265
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:43,508
They're gonna cut me.

266
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,593
I know they're
gonna cut me.

267
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,011
Cripes!

268
00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:52,850
Rube, you look at Playboy
all the time, don't you?

269
00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:55,395
No, I don't
just look at it.

270
00:15:55,478 --> 00:15:56,771
I- I read
the articles.

271
00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:57,939
Yeah, sure you do.

272
00:15:58,064 --> 00:16:00,775
I do. I especially like
where they tell you

273
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:02,819
what the girls'
interests are,

274
00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:05,321
you know, like Betsy loves
surfing, gardening,

275
00:16:05,405 --> 00:16:06,489
and working
on motorcycles.

276
00:16:06,614 --> 00:16:09,701
You memorize them?

277
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:11,786
Yep, I guess I do.

278
00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:14,038
Bingo.

279
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:15,790
Huh?

280
00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:25,258
Just do what
I told you, OK?

281
00:16:28,761 --> 00:16:31,848
Could you throw that back
to the pitcher, please?

282
00:16:34,475 --> 00:16:36,311
Thank you.

283
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:43,693
Louise teaches aerobics
and loves short shorts,

284
00:16:43,818 --> 00:16:46,946
unicorns, and reruns
of Three's Company.

285
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,615
Her favorite sports are...

286
00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:49,657
High!

287
00:16:49,699 --> 00:16:52,785
Air hockey, checkers,

288
00:16:52,869 --> 00:16:56,998
and calf-roping.
Whoo! Yeah!

289
00:17:04,547 --> 00:17:07,050
Wow. Willie's really
got some power.

290
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,719
Off a guywho'll be bagging groceries
in a couple weeks.

291
00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:24,025
Ah! Unh!

292
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,363
Ooh.

293
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:30,740
It must be tough
to be old.

294
00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:39,374
You're out!

295
00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:42,877
Hey!

296
00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:48,341
- Cool play, man. I love it!
- Huh?

297
00:17:57,475 --> 00:17:59,394
Damn.

298
00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:08,528
One moreyear.

299
00:18:08,611 --> 00:18:12,031
Yes.

300
00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:15,034
Rube, what are
you doing?

301
00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:18,496
Ifthere's a red tag
in there,

302
00:18:18,621 --> 00:18:19,998
that means
I'm outta here, right?

303
00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:23,418
Uh-huh.
There's always nextyear.

304
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:24,669
Yeah. What the hell.

305
00:18:24,794 --> 00:18:26,963
My momma always said
it's better to eat shit

306
00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:29,257
than not eat at all.

307
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,926
In the minor leagues you'll play
every day, and think of all the-

308
00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:35,597
I made the team.
I made the team! We did it!

309
00:18:37,974 --> 00:18:39,934
Pedro,
guess what, man-

310
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:43,062
I'm on the rooster.

311
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:46,941
This team has completely
lost its focus.

312
00:18:49,944 --> 00:18:52,530
You think April is too early
for a Roger Dorn night?

313
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:54,490
Ahh...

314
00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:57,785
Uh, Lou-
Oh, hi, Roger.

315
00:18:57,827 --> 00:19:00,455
I just want to say
I think carrying three catchers

316
00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:03,333
is probably
a good idea.

317
00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:06,711
Hold it a second,
Jake.

318
00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:11,341
Jake, you're a very valuable part
of this organization.

319
00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:13,051
The way you helped that kid
with his problem-

320
00:19:13,343 --> 00:19:15,929
that was, uh, impressive.

321
00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:17,555
Well, he's got some talent.

322
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,641
I guess with a little patience,
he might even become a ball player.

323
00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:22,435
What Dorn's trying
to say,Jake,

324
00:19:22,518 --> 00:19:25,980
is we're not carrying
three catchers.

325
00:19:26,105 --> 00:19:29,567
We'd like you
to stay on as a coach.

326
00:19:29,692 --> 00:19:31,319
We're gonna need you.

327
00:19:35,365 --> 00:19:38,326
You'll make
a great coach,Jake.

328
00:19:38,409 --> 00:19:41,746
Dorn, I'm not a coach,
I'm a ball player.

329
00:19:41,871 --> 00:19:43,748
Why don't you just find
some poor schmuck

330
00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:45,333
with his belly hanging
over his belt

331
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:49,379
and pastrami sticking
out of his mouth?

332
00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:51,839
I'm done with baseball.

333
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:58,263
Called everywhere.
Nobody's looking for

334
00:19:58,388 --> 00:20:02,517
a 41-year-old
catcherwith bad knees.

335
00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:05,019
It's not like you don't
have other options.

336
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:08,022
Alan Bellows wants you
to join his brokerage firm.

337
00:20:11,401 --> 00:20:12,777
And Jack Pursoff
wants me to head up

338
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:14,487
one of his Pepsi
distributorships.

339
00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:16,281
And you'd be
close to home.

340
00:20:16,406 --> 00:20:20,743
Yeah, and I'd make a hell of a lot
more money than I would as a coach.

341
00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:23,746
So what ifl never made it
to a World Series.

342
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:28,293
Well, I think it's pretty obvious
what you ought to do.

343
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,307
Uh...

344
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:48,605
I'll tell Dorn I begged you
to come back.

345
00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:54,068
Thanks, Skip.

346
00:20:57,989 --> 00:20:58,948
Hey.

347
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,074
How you doing?

348
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,285
Hola, how you doing, man?

349
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,912
How you doing?

350
00:21:04,037 --> 00:21:06,748
Alright. Alright.
Alright.

351
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:09,417
Hi, Flan.
How are you?

352
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,753
I hope you don't mind,
but I've set up a photo op

353
00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:13,004
with an inner-city
youth group.

354
00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:14,422
You mean a gang?

355
00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:15,757
No problem,
I used to be in one.

356
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,342
Actually, I was in four or five.

357
00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:19,260
No, darling.
These are first-time offenders

358
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,845
they're trying
to keep out of gangs.

359
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:21,930
All you have to do is

360
00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:23,973
pose with one
of the juvenile hall kids

361
00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:25,350
and the education director.

362
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:29,687
Do we really have
to do this now?

363
00:21:29,812 --> 00:21:31,481
Are you kidding?

364
00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:33,650
It doesn't hurt to show you have
a social conscience,

365
00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,277
that you're giving something back
to the community.

366
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,696
You'll be fine.

367
00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:46,663
Hi, Rick.

368
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:48,915
Nikki, how are you?

369
00:21:48,998 --> 00:21:51,459
Fine.

370
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,878
This is Frankie.
He's one of my students.

371
00:21:54,003 --> 00:21:57,382
He won room inspection five days
in a row to be in this picture.

372
00:21:57,507 --> 00:21:59,550
You could eat prime rib
off my floor.

373
00:21:59,676 --> 00:22:01,970
Way to go, Frankie.

374
00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:04,597
Just a minute, Rick.
He has a problem with his flash.

375
00:22:04,681 --> 00:22:06,891
Is that your new girlfriend?

376
00:22:06,975 --> 00:22:09,477
Yeah. She's also my agent.

377
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,438
Major babe.

378
00:22:12,522 --> 00:22:15,441
Does she like riding
on your Harley?

379
00:22:15,525 --> 00:22:16,651
Is this thing gonna
happen orwhat?

380
00:22:16,734 --> 00:22:17,819
Ready to go.

381
00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:22,448
Don't tell me
you sold the Harley.

382
00:22:22,532 --> 00:22:24,492
Flannery has
been great for me.

383
00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:26,327
I'm not the bum
I used to be.

384
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,288
I kind of liked
the bum you used to be.

385
00:22:28,371 --> 00:22:29,706
OK, that's it.
Thanks a lot.

386
00:22:29,789 --> 00:22:31,332
Great.

387
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,251
Take care, Frankie.

388
00:22:33,376 --> 00:22:34,460
So long, kids.

389
00:22:34,544 --> 00:22:35,503
Bye! See you!

390
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,380
See you, Nikki.

391
00:22:37,463 --> 00:22:38,881
Hey, uh, Rick?

392
00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:40,800
I thought you might
want this back.

393
00:22:40,883 --> 00:22:43,553
You left it
at my apartment.

394
00:22:46,472 --> 00:22:51,019
I don't have much use
for it now, but thanks.

395
00:22:51,311 --> 00:22:52,770
See you, Rick.

396
00:22:54,522 --> 00:22:56,900
So long, Nikki.

397
00:23:03,573 --> 00:23:05,575
Come on.

398
00:23:06,868 --> 00:23:10,079
Alrighty, folks,
I'd have to say my next guest

399
00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:12,373
is about the closest thing
baseball has to a rock star.

400
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:14,459
Please welcome,
from the Cleveland indians

401
00:23:14,584 --> 00:23:16,419
Rick "The Wild Thing" Vaughn.

402
00:23:30,892 --> 00:23:32,852
Now, let's get
right to it here.

403
00:23:32,936 --> 00:23:34,896
This whole
"Wild Thing" label

404
00:23:34,979 --> 00:23:36,773
that you've been
saddled with

405
00:23:36,898 --> 00:23:39,484
this has led a lot
of people to believe

406
00:23:39,609 --> 00:23:41,986
that, like, you're
borderline scary

407
00:23:42,111 --> 00:23:43,738
like, you're a psycho-guy,
but you seem pretty straight.

408
00:23:43,863 --> 00:23:45,365
Yeah.

409
00:23:45,448 --> 00:23:47,367
So where does this
reputation come from?

410
00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:49,911
From what I've read
you were mixed-up as a kid

411
00:23:49,994 --> 00:23:53,039
with the cops- is that something
you want to talk about?

412
00:23:53,289 --> 00:23:55,458
- No.
- Sure.

413
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:59,379
I saw this new Corvette.
Took it for a drive.

414
00:23:59,462 --> 00:24:01,756
Just kind of boys-being-boys
kind of thing.

415
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:03,508
Through four states.

416
00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:06,928
Four states?
That's a lot.

417
00:24:07,011 --> 00:24:08,805
It ended
in a high-speed chase.

418
00:24:08,888 --> 00:24:12,267
Up there around 140
orso.

419
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:15,687
When I got out of the car,
the cop had a real attitude.

420
00:24:16,896 --> 00:24:18,731
Theywere gonna throw
the book at me

421
00:24:18,815 --> 00:24:20,358
but my cousin dates a judge
in Colorado.

422
00:24:21,651 --> 00:24:23,278
He's a transvestite.

423
00:24:26,614 --> 00:24:28,491
The judge or your cousin?

424
00:24:28,616 --> 00:24:30,785
The judge.

425
00:24:30,827 --> 00:24:33,955
Oh! Um, let's take
a little break.

426
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,624
More with, uh, Rick,
right after this.

427
00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:44,841
It's cool, it's overcast,

428
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:45,925
and it's foggy...

429
00:24:46,009 --> 00:24:48,386
on opening day
here in Cleveland.

430
00:24:48,469 --> 00:24:50,388
Hello again, everyone.
I'm Harry Doyle

431
00:24:50,471 --> 00:24:53,725
along with my good friend
and partner Monte what's-his-name,

432
00:24:53,808 --> 00:24:56,978
giving a big Wahoo welcome
to all the Cleveland faithful.

433
00:24:57,061 --> 00:24:59,689
It's a brand-new season
and a new team spirit

434
00:24:59,814 --> 00:25:01,858
as novice owner Roger Dorn

435
00:25:01,983 --> 00:25:04,986
has made two very savvy
front-office moves-

436
00:25:05,278 --> 00:25:07,906
acquiring free-agent
sluggerJack Parkman

437
00:25:08,031 --> 00:25:09,866
and announcing
his own retirement,

438
00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:12,493
eliminating a huge hole
at third base.

439
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:15,330
Hell, no. Not a great spring-
3 and 24.

440
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:17,832
Sowhat? They had a bad spring.

441
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,751
They did the same
thing lastyear.

442
00:25:19,876 --> 00:25:23,504
The important thing is that Parkman
and Hayes are killing the ball.

443
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,924
Cerrano, he's lying
in the weeds.

444
00:25:26,007 --> 00:25:28,426
Vaughn, he's off
to a slow start,

445
00:25:28,509 --> 00:25:30,053
but look out.

446
00:25:30,303 --> 00:25:31,220
They're going to erupt.

447
00:25:31,304 --> 00:25:32,430
They're gonna bust loose.

448
00:25:32,555 --> 00:25:35,516
They're gonna do it.
They're gonna bust loose.

449
00:25:35,642 --> 00:25:37,018
They're a powder keg.
Juggernaut.

450
00:25:39,312 --> 00:25:40,730
Getting close now,

451
00:25:40,813 --> 00:25:42,398
as the Indians begin
their drive

452
00:25:42,523 --> 00:25:43,942
for a world championship

453
00:25:44,067 --> 00:25:46,361
against the hated
Chicago White Sox,

454
00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:47,779
who swept the Tribe

455
00:25:47,904 --> 00:25:50,865
right out of
the playoffs lastyear.

456
00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:52,700
And listen to the roar
of the crowd

457
00:25:52,825 --> 00:25:55,745
as the Indians
take the field.

458
00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:03,962
Mow 'em down,
Wild Thing!

459
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,257
Did you ever have
that feeling

460
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:11,052
you were just born
for greatness?

461
00:26:12,595 --> 00:26:14,847
RickVaughn
gets the starting call today.

462
00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:17,267
We're told he matured
a lot over the winter.

463
00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:18,893
Apparently,
he's bathing now.

464
00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:20,562
Congratulations, Rick.

465
00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:23,481
As you know, Monte, Vaughn's been
working on a couple of new pitches-

466
00:26:23,606 --> 00:26:25,650
The Eliminator
and The Humiliator-

467
00:26:25,775 --> 00:26:27,735
to complement his fastball,
The Terminator.

468
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:29,028
I heard that.

469
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:31,322
Dynamite drop-in,
Monte.

470
00:26:31,447 --> 00:26:33,366
That broadcast school
has really paid off.

471
00:26:33,449 --> 00:26:34,993
We're ready for the opening pitch.

472
00:26:35,118 --> 00:26:36,995
Vaughn winds and fires.

473
00:26:37,287 --> 00:26:39,747
It's a strike.
And we're underway.

474
00:26:39,872 --> 00:26:42,584
Alright, Rickey!
Good job. Great pitch, man.

475
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,502
Great pitch.
Do it again!

476
00:26:44,627 --> 00:26:47,463
Come on. Let's see it.
Guywas toast.

477
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:49,465
Yeah?

478
00:26:50,717 --> 00:26:52,677
Vaugh winds
for the 0-2 pitch.

479
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,637
Called strike 3!

480
00:26:54,721 --> 00:26:56,639
Called strike 6!

481
00:26:56,723 --> 00:26:59,350
Called strike 9!
Inning over!

482
00:26:59,434 --> 00:27:01,477
Yeah!
Alright!

483
00:27:01,603 --> 00:27:03,479
Break out
the champagne!

484
00:27:03,563 --> 00:27:05,064
It's in the bag.

485
00:27:05,315 --> 00:27:08,484
The fat lady has
left the building!

486
00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:10,486
So Vaughn sets down
the White Sox

487
00:27:10,570 --> 00:27:11,821
in the top of the first.

488
00:27:11,946 --> 00:27:13,740
Willie Mays Hayes
steps in.

489
00:27:13,823 --> 00:27:15,575
Hayes had a great spring,

490
00:27:15,658 --> 00:27:17,577
adding the long ball
to his speed.

491
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:22,457
Now batting... double 0-
Willie Mays Hayes.

492
00:27:22,498 --> 00:27:25,376
Willie swinging
his shillelagh at the plate.

493
00:27:25,501 --> 00:27:27,629
And Hayes
is calling his shot!

494
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:30,381
He's pointing toward
the left field bleachers.

495
00:27:30,506 --> 00:27:32,842
Alright, Willie!
Right here, Willie!

496
00:27:32,926 --> 00:27:34,761
What's he pointing at?

497
00:27:34,844 --> 00:27:37,263
What? Does he know
someone up there?

498
00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,725
Hayes ready
at the plate!

499
00:27:40,808 --> 00:27:42,560
Alaino into his windup
and the pitch.

500
00:27:42,644 --> 00:27:44,812
Here's a swing and a drive
to left and deep.

501
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:47,899
Way back... Belmonti racing
toward the wall.

502
00:27:48,024 --> 00:27:49,651
This one has a chance.

503
00:27:49,776 --> 00:27:51,486
It's going... going...

504
00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:54,822
not quite gone.

505
00:27:54,864 --> 00:27:56,407
Heh heh.

506
00:27:56,532 --> 00:27:57,492
That had to be the wind.

507
00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:59,869
It must've been the wind.

508
00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:01,537
Top of the 3rd now.

509
00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:02,997
Vaughn's been in trouble
a couple of times,

510
00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:04,999
but has held
the White Sox

511
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,918
with his new assortment
of breaking stuff.

512
00:28:07,043 --> 00:28:09,963
Humiliator lined to left,
a base hit.

513
00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:16,386
Eliminator lined to right,
another base hit.

514
00:28:16,469 --> 00:28:19,973
There's some real puss
lined to center.

515
00:28:20,056 --> 00:28:22,267
Termini's
coming around third.

516
00:28:22,392 --> 00:28:23,393
The throw
is cut off.

517
00:28:23,518 --> 00:28:24,686
He'll score.

518
00:28:24,811 --> 00:28:26,729
And it's 1-0,
White Sox.

519
00:28:30,441 --> 00:28:31,568
What?

520
00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:32,569
What?

521
00:28:32,694 --> 00:28:34,070
They're hammering
this slow crap.

522
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,656
Think your arm
could stand the strain

523
00:28:36,739 --> 00:28:37,949
of throwing this guy
a fastball?

524
00:28:38,074 --> 00:28:40,702
Look, I'll throw it.
You just make sure you catch it.

525
00:28:40,827 --> 00:28:43,913
I will if
it ever gets to me.

526
00:28:44,038 --> 00:28:46,374
God knows what Vaughn's
going to throw next.

527
00:28:46,457 --> 00:28:48,251
He's running out of names.

528
00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:49,794
That'll bring up
Hank Shaw,

529
00:28:49,919 --> 00:28:52,880
who led the Sox in home runs
and RBIs lastyear.

530
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,758
I don't know how this guy keeps
his mind on baseball,

531
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,802
what, with all
the paternity suits and all.

532
00:28:57,927 --> 00:28:59,262
I think those are
parking tickets.

533
00:28:59,345 --> 00:29:00,263
Yeah.

534
00:29:02,765 --> 00:29:05,435
Vaughn has his
sign and comes set,

535
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,478
checks the runner
at second.

536
00:29:07,604 --> 00:29:08,771
Here's the pitch
to Shaw.

537
00:29:08,897 --> 00:29:11,649
Swung on and belted
into deep right field.

538
00:29:11,774 --> 00:29:13,735
Back goes Cerrano.

539
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:15,820
He'll need a rocket up his ass
to catch this one.

540
00:29:15,945 --> 00:29:18,072
That baby is out of here.

541
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,449
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

542
00:29:19,574 --> 00:29:21,951
That looked like
The Terminator, only slower.

543
00:29:22,076 --> 00:29:23,953
Maybe it was
his Out-Of-Stater,

544
00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:25,788
or it could've been
The Hibernator.

545
00:29:25,914 --> 00:29:28,791
That baby is definitely
going away for the winter.

546
00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,460
Whatever forVaughn,

547
00:29:30,585 --> 00:29:32,462
it might be
see-you-later.

548
00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:35,423
He's probably going
to become a... spectator.

549
00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:40,511
Didn't have much
on that one.

550
00:29:40,637 --> 00:29:43,306
4-0, Chicago.
Hayes at the plate.

551
00:29:43,389 --> 00:29:45,475
And he's calling it again!

552
00:29:47,644 --> 00:29:50,021
Come on, Willie!
This time for sure!

553
00:29:50,104 --> 00:29:52,857
Aw, forget that!
Put the ball on the ground!

554
00:29:55,485 --> 00:29:57,403
Alaino looking
in for the sign

555
00:29:57,487 --> 00:29:59,864
and goes into
his windup.

556
00:29:59,989 --> 00:30:02,283
Here's the swing
and a drive to deep left.

557
00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:03,826
It could go this time!

558
00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:05,954
Yes! Yes!

559
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:08,831
Belmonti back
to the wall again. Way back!

560
00:30:08,915 --> 00:30:10,792
Come on!
Come to papa!

561
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,418
And it is...

562
00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:13,503
Come to papa!

563
00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:16,005
Caught!

564
00:30:16,089 --> 00:30:18,633
You were lucky, Belmonti!

565
00:30:18,758 --> 00:30:21,261
Of course, he could be pointing
at the left fielder.

566
00:30:24,639 --> 00:30:29,227
Bottom of the 6th. Jack Parkman
stepping in with runners at the corners.

567
00:30:29,352 --> 00:30:31,604
Parkman with two hits
already today.

568
00:30:31,688 --> 00:30:34,399
Martinez leads away
from first,

569
00:30:34,524 --> 00:30:36,568
Warren from third.

570
00:30:36,651 --> 00:30:38,695
Parkman doing
his little shimmy.

571
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:41,364
It drives the women here
in Cleveland crazy.

572
00:30:41,489 --> 00:30:44,576
Vargas, the little left-hander,
set at the belt.

573
00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:46,369
Here's the pitch.

574
00:30:46,494 --> 00:30:49,330
Parkman swings and drives
one to deep left center.

575
00:30:49,372 --> 00:30:51,708
It looks like
he got it all!

576
00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:53,668
It is good-bye,
Mr. Rawlings!

577
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:57,589
And the Indians
pull to within 1 at 4-3.

578
00:30:59,841 --> 00:31:02,844
Way to go,Jack!
I bought him.

579
00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:05,388
Welcome
to NewJack City!

580
00:31:05,513 --> 00:31:06,890
I told you this guy
would make a difference.

581
00:31:13,062 --> 00:31:15,690
- Jacksonville!
- Jack the Ripper!

582
00:31:15,815 --> 00:31:18,860
- Jumpin'Jack Flash!
- Jack attack!

583
00:31:18,985 --> 00:31:21,529
I used to hate Parkman
when he was with the A's.

584
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:25,241
It's amazing how a new uniform
can change your attitude about a guy.

585
00:31:26,743 --> 00:31:28,870
He's still a Dick.

586
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:36,794
Last of the 9th.

587
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,630
2 outs and a tying run
at first,

588
00:31:38,755 --> 00:31:41,299
and Pedro Cerrano
steps into the box.

589
00:31:41,424 --> 00:31:42,884
Cerrano hitless today

590
00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:45,511
and pretty much
all spring.

591
00:31:45,595 --> 00:31:47,931
Martinez takes his lead
from first again.

592
00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:52,435
Here's the pitch.

593
00:31:52,518 --> 00:31:56,314
Cerrano swings, and it's a high fly ball
to center field.

594
00:31:56,397 --> 00:31:58,691
And it hits a bird!

595
00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:00,026
The ball drops
into right,

596
00:32:00,109 --> 00:32:01,569
the bird
into short center.

597
00:32:01,611 --> 00:32:03,696
Cerrano rounds first

598
00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:06,532
and heads for...
center field?

599
00:32:06,616 --> 00:32:08,034
Where are you going?

600
00:32:09,702 --> 00:32:12,789
Cerrano kill
a living thing.

601
00:32:12,914 --> 00:32:13,873
Forget the damn bird!
Run! Run!

602
00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:18,294
He's alive. Ha ha!

603
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,838
Martinez around third,
heading for home,

604
00:32:20,964 --> 00:32:21,923
and so is the bird.

605
00:32:22,048 --> 00:32:22,966
Bye-bye, birdie.

606
00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:25,593
I'm sorry,
but you're out, Mr. Gandhi.

607
00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:30,515
Too late! Run doesn't score!
Ballgame's over!

608
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,016
What?

609
00:32:32,308 --> 00:32:34,352
Cerrano, come on!

610
00:32:36,104 --> 00:32:37,855
Well, the Indians
drop a tough one.

611
00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:41,442
4-3, as Pedro Cerrano
doubles off a pigeon

612
00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,319
and then is tagged out,

613
00:32:43,444 --> 00:32:44,612
administering CPR

614
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:47,282
before the tying run
could score.

615
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:48,741
It's a funny game,
eh, Monte?

616
00:32:48,825 --> 00:32:49,993
Well, at least
the bird survived.

617
00:32:50,285 --> 00:32:53,371
Who cares?
It's a rat with wings.

618
00:32:53,496 --> 00:32:54,581
Two months.

619
00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,875
Two months?

620
00:32:58,001 --> 00:33:01,337
What do you mean
two months?

621
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:03,339
You have enough money to run
the team for two months.

622
00:33:03,464 --> 00:33:05,008
You paid too much
for the franchise.

623
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,677
There's another four
months in the season.

624
00:33:07,802 --> 00:33:09,804
What am I supposed to do?

625
00:33:09,929 --> 00:33:12,015
Increase your profits
any way you can.

626
00:33:18,313 --> 00:33:20,607
Well, fans, Roger Dorn
has done a little redecorating

627
00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:21,900
around the ballpark.

628
00:33:21,983 --> 00:33:24,861
The outfield walls now
look like the Yellow Pages.

629
00:33:24,944 --> 00:33:27,989
And any of you folks having trouble
finding a good proctologist

630
00:33:28,281 --> 00:33:30,867
might want to come down here
and check out the area

631
00:33:30,992 --> 00:33:34,037
around
the 375-foot sign.

632
00:33:34,329 --> 00:33:35,705
As for the game,

633
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,957
we got a real nail-biter
here tonight.

634
00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:40,960
It's a lot closer
than that 11-2 score.

635
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:52,889
Mr. Vaughn! I thought
you were starting tonight.

636
00:33:52,972 --> 00:33:55,391
- I did.
- Oh. sorry.

637
00:33:55,475 --> 00:33:57,727
I didn't turn it on
till the second inning.

638
00:34:07,070 --> 00:34:08,446
I can't believe
you're so upset

639
00:34:08,571 --> 00:34:09,989
about what
the valet said.

640
00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:11,324
I'm upset
because Billy Ritter

641
00:34:11,407 --> 00:34:12,700
hit a 3-run homer
off me.

642
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,536
He was due.
I mean, it's amazing.

643
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,580
The man has been in the majors
for seven years,

644
00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:18,873
and he's never
hit a home run.

645
00:34:18,915 --> 00:34:21,334
Never?

646
00:34:21,417 --> 00:34:23,044
I thought you knew.

647
00:34:23,253 --> 00:34:25,338
Oh.

648
00:34:25,421 --> 00:34:27,340
May be you should throw fastballs
more often

649
00:34:27,423 --> 00:34:28,675
till you're sure of
your other pitches.

650
00:34:28,758 --> 00:34:29,884
I did that tonight.

651
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,053
I threw Ritter
an 87 mile-an-hour fastball,

652
00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:33,429
and he crushed it.

653
00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:35,723
Lastyear,
I averaged 96.

654
00:34:35,848 --> 00:34:38,351
Now I reach back,
and it's just not there.

655
00:34:38,434 --> 00:34:41,479
I can't believe it.
I've forgotten how to throw heat.

656
00:34:43,606 --> 00:34:44,732
Look...

657
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,818
you'll make
a few adjustments.

658
00:34:46,943 --> 00:34:48,403
In a week or two,

659
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:49,737
you'll be laughing
about this.

660
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,407
And don't worry
about the endorsements.

661
00:34:57,954 --> 00:35:01,583
It's not your E.R.A.
they're going to be worried about.

662
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,627
It's your image
that's important-

663
00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:07,255
wholesome...

664
00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:09,591
clean-cut...

665
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:12,343
All-American.

666
00:35:20,810 --> 00:35:21,853
While on
the croquet lawn,

667
00:35:21,978 --> 00:35:24,522
one must be careful not
to offend one's opponent

668
00:35:24,647 --> 00:35:28,610
with an onset
of unwanted odor.

669
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,236
Oh, bully!

670
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,739
That's why I use
Right Guard Sport Stick,

671
00:35:32,822 --> 00:35:35,366
maximum protection
against odicious,

672
00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:37,035
odorophously...

673
00:35:37,327 --> 00:35:39,245
olflacty manations.

674
00:35:39,329 --> 00:35:41,789
Cut! Let's just cut that.

675
00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:43,249
Um, it's odiously...

676
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,626
odiferous...

677
00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:46,878
olfactory emanations.

678
00:35:47,003 --> 00:35:52,634
Right.

679
00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:53,676
Odoroforous...

680
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,012
ofolactory...
emaranations.

681
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:57,972
Odorforous...
oflactonal...

682
00:35:58,056 --> 00:35:59,015
nominations.

683
00:35:59,265 --> 00:36:01,517
Odoroforous...
ofiloctagyl...

684
00:36:01,601 --> 00:36:03,519
emancipations.

685
00:36:13,655 --> 00:36:16,658
Whoa,
boom bapa boom

686
00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:19,869
Whoa,
boom bapa boom

687
00:36:19,994 --> 00:36:22,872
Whoa, boom

688
00:36:22,997 --> 00:36:26,292
So Weaver doubles off
the Zippo Bail Bond sign.

689
00:36:26,376 --> 00:36:28,711
And that's another team record
for RickVaughn,

690
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:31,714
the fifth consecutive
extra base hit in the inning.

691
00:36:34,425 --> 00:36:37,720
And he's out by an eyelash
at third.

692
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:41,933
Cerrano doing some interesting
limbering-up exercises in right.

693
00:36:42,058 --> 00:36:43,560
What a pansy.

694
00:36:44,978 --> 00:36:47,689
Here's a fly ball
hit to right.

695
00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:50,525
Easy play for Cerrano,
under it now, and makes the-

696
00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:54,404
No! That ball is off his glove
and outta here!

697
00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,324
Well, credit Cerrano
with an RBI.

698
00:36:58,408 --> 00:37:00,535
And that play could
be a finalist

699
00:37:00,577 --> 00:37:03,496
in the Trojan Ends
"Boner of the Week" award.

700
00:37:07,917 --> 00:37:10,253
Take 87.

701
00:37:10,336 --> 00:37:11,796
And action!

702
00:37:11,921 --> 00:37:13,798
Right Guard
Sport Stick.

703
00:37:15,758 --> 00:37:16,885
Anything less...

704
00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:21,973
would be uncivilized.

705
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,228
Upside down.

706
00:37:27,353 --> 00:37:29,480
Upside down.

707
00:37:29,606 --> 00:37:31,941
Thank you. Cut!

708
00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:41,951
Hey, Rick! Is it true
you're moving to the bull pen?

709
00:37:42,035 --> 00:37:43,369
Of course not.

710
00:37:43,453 --> 00:37:45,788
Where do you guys
get this stuff?

711
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,337
Hey, Wild Thing!

712
00:37:52,462 --> 00:37:53,796
Don't worry.
You're still the best.

713
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,007
You stunk at the beginning
of lastyear, too.

714
00:37:56,299 --> 00:37:57,759
Thanks, Frankie.

715
00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:00,303
We don't believe what they say
about you in the papers-

716
00:38:00,386 --> 00:38:02,639
You know, that you're a fluke
and all that stuff.

717
00:38:02,722 --> 00:38:04,766
And that you lost
your fastball.

718
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:05,934
And that you got
no heart.

719
00:38:06,059 --> 00:38:08,478
You guys want an autograph
or something?

720
00:38:08,561 --> 00:38:11,522
Yeah, that'd be great.
Hey, Nikki!

721
00:38:11,606 --> 00:38:13,024
You got something
Vaughn can sign?

722
00:38:18,613 --> 00:38:20,281
Hi, Rick.

723
00:38:20,406 --> 00:38:21,324
Hi.

724
00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:27,288
Listen, I was
real sorry to hear

725
00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:28,665
they took you
out of the rotation.

726
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:31,626
It's only temporary.

727
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,503
You're in a slump.
You'll bounce back.

728
00:38:33,628 --> 00:38:34,921
Yeah.

729
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:41,761
Well, we better get back.

730
00:38:43,513 --> 00:38:47,350
Hey... Nikki!

731
00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:50,770
I'm sorry I didn't call you
after last season.

732
00:38:50,853 --> 00:38:52,230
It's for the best.

733
00:38:52,355 --> 00:38:54,607
We've both moved on
to better things.

734
00:38:54,691 --> 00:38:56,234
You seeing anybody?

735
00:38:56,359 --> 00:38:58,236
Yeah, yeah.

736
00:38:58,361 --> 00:39:00,947
This'll crack you up.
He's from Chicago.

737
00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:04,033
Big White Sox fan.
Boy, does he hate you.

738
00:39:08,705 --> 00:39:10,832
Good luck, Rick.

739
00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:12,834
Thanks.

740
00:39:22,677 --> 00:39:24,053
What a great woman.

741
00:39:24,304 --> 00:39:27,223
She's a White Sox fan!

742
00:39:27,307 --> 00:39:28,975
Such a nice personality.

743
00:39:29,058 --> 00:39:30,268
I bet he loves
the idea of me

744
00:39:30,393 --> 00:39:31,644
sitting out here
in the bullpen.

745
00:39:31,728 --> 00:39:32,687
Really sexy, too.

746
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:33,688
I've met the woman,
Rube,

747
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,398
I don't need
a description, alright?

748
00:39:35,523 --> 00:39:38,401
A White Sox fan.

749
00:39:40,904 --> 00:39:42,322
Women...

750
00:39:42,405 --> 00:39:45,742
you can't live without them,
and they can't pee standing up.

751
00:39:50,496 --> 00:39:52,498
Well, fans, the Indians
about to extend

752
00:39:52,582 --> 00:39:54,709
theirwinning streak to...

753
00:39:54,751 --> 00:39:55,877
two!

754
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,545
This is it!

755
00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:58,838
Vaughn's
coming out of it.

756
00:39:58,922 --> 00:40:00,340
I know he's
coming out of it.

757
00:40:00,423 --> 00:40:01,799
This demotion
to the bull pen

758
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:03,259
has got to have been
a wake-up call.

759
00:40:03,384 --> 00:40:04,761
Ring Ring!
Rise and shine, Ricky!

760
00:40:04,886 --> 00:40:06,930
This is the day
we turn it around.

761
00:40:07,055 --> 00:40:08,556
Flip it over.

762
00:40:08,681 --> 00:40:09,807
We're in
the top of the 9th.

763
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:12,852
Leading 10-7.
Bases loaded. 2 down.

764
00:40:12,936 --> 00:40:15,730
RickVaughn has come on
to try and nail it down

765
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,815
against Felipe Aguilar,

766
00:40:17,941 --> 00:40:20,568
a dangerous
right-handed batter.

767
00:40:20,693 --> 00:40:22,278
Here's the pitch!

768
00:40:22,403 --> 00:40:23,571
Oh, shit!

769
00:40:23,696 --> 00:40:26,616
- Alright! - Hot
dog! - No, no!

770
00:40:26,741 --> 00:40:28,701
If that's not Shaquille O'Neal
in left,

771
00:40:28,785 --> 00:40:30,245
that baby's outta here.

772
00:40:30,286 --> 00:40:32,622
Oh, no!

773
00:40:32,747 --> 00:40:34,666
You rotten mugs!

774
00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:37,377
You overpaid weenies!

775
00:40:38,586 --> 00:40:39,754
Wild Thing,

776
00:40:39,837 --> 00:40:41,923
you make my butt sting!

777
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:43,841
I detest you!

778
00:40:43,967 --> 00:40:45,426
You're all garbage!

779
00:40:45,552 --> 00:40:46,970
All of you!

780
00:40:47,053 --> 00:40:50,473
Back up the truck!
Back it up!

781
00:40:50,557 --> 00:40:52,684
Jack, being new to the club,

782
00:40:52,809 --> 00:40:54,644
how do you feel about the way
things have gone

783
00:40:54,727 --> 00:40:56,312
for the Indians
so far?

784
00:40:56,396 --> 00:40:57,605
I'm the onlywinner
on the team.

785
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,440
The rest of them
are losers,

786
00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:01,442
either by choice
or by birth.

787
00:41:03,778 --> 00:41:06,322
You think you can help me
with my fastball, doc?

788
00:41:06,447 --> 00:41:08,992
We'll have to deal
with some deeper issues first.

789
00:41:09,284 --> 00:41:10,785
I don't have
any deeper issues.

790
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:12,912
I like to keep things
right on the surface.

791
00:41:12,996 --> 00:41:16,332
Well, sometimes,
there are little surprises.

792
00:41:16,416 --> 00:41:19,252
Tell me, Rick, what goes
through your mind

793
00:41:19,335 --> 00:41:21,754
when you throw
your fastball?

794
00:41:21,838 --> 00:41:23,506
I wonder if it's
going to end up

795
00:41:23,631 --> 00:41:25,675
in some guy's den.

796
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,594
Did you used
to think this way?

797
00:41:27,677 --> 00:41:30,680
I didn't used to think at all.
Takes a lot out of you.

798
00:41:30,805 --> 00:41:34,934
Well, then, Rick.
Let's get down to it.

799
00:41:35,018 --> 00:41:38,438
The real problem here goes back
to when you stole that car.

800
00:41:38,521 --> 00:41:41,858
You wanted to be caught,
didn't you? Punished.

801
00:41:41,983 --> 00:41:44,485
Otherwise,
you wouldn't have thrown

802
00:41:44,611 --> 00:41:45,862
the 0-2 fastball to fields
when everybody knows

803
00:41:45,987 --> 00:41:48,323
he'll chase the two-strike
curveball in the dirt.

804
00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:49,949
I'd already thrown him
two curveballs

805
00:41:50,033 --> 00:41:52,327
the second one he hit
436 feet foul.

806
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,704
Better than 520 feet fair.

807
00:41:59,626 --> 00:42:00,668
Parkman.

808
00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:02,003
I saw your
little interview

809
00:42:02,045 --> 00:42:03,546
in this morning's paper.

810
00:42:03,630 --> 00:42:05,298
You're benched
for two games.

811
00:42:05,381 --> 00:42:06,549
If you ever rip
any of your teammates-

812
00:42:06,674 --> 00:42:08,009
Save your breath.

813
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,510
What did you say?

814
00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:11,846
You ought to listen
to the radio more, Lou.

815
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:14,641
Your biggest gun just got traded
to Chicago,

816
00:42:14,724 --> 00:42:16,726
as a matter of fact,
your only gun.

817
00:42:19,896 --> 00:42:22,273
Au revoir.

818
00:42:24,484 --> 00:42:27,987
How could you sell
my best playerwithout asking me?

819
00:42:28,071 --> 00:42:29,781
I'm on my ass.

820
00:42:29,906 --> 00:42:31,616
I'm tapped out.

821
00:42:31,741 --> 00:42:34,035
I'm not going to be able
to make next month's payroll.

822
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:38,039
Aw... jeez.

823
00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:39,916
But I didn't sell
Parkman outright.

824
00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:42,335
I got you
an outfielder.

825
00:42:42,418 --> 00:42:44,587
He used to play
with the Giants.

826
00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:47,924
Franklin?

827
00:42:49,759 --> 00:42:51,511
Not those Giants.

828
00:43:01,104 --> 00:43:03,982
And, so,
Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka,

829
00:43:04,274 --> 00:43:06,484
recently
of the Tokyo Giants,

830
00:43:06,568 --> 00:43:09,529
knocks himself cold
for the second time this week.

831
00:43:09,612 --> 00:43:12,949
Maybe in Japan, that's actually better
than catching the ball.

832
00:43:13,032 --> 00:43:16,703
Personally, I think he's trying
to get out of the lineup.

833
00:43:22,584 --> 00:43:26,004
Om.

834
00:43:43,897 --> 00:43:47,275
Pedro Cerrano.
How you doing?

835
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:49,485
Who your master?

836
00:43:49,611 --> 00:43:51,029
My master?

837
00:43:51,321 --> 00:43:53,239
It's the great
Hama Masasuri.

838
00:43:56,576 --> 00:43:58,036
Thank you.

839
00:43:58,328 --> 00:44:00,663
A ball player
must be a warrior...

840
00:44:00,788 --> 00:44:03,833
not a monk!

841
00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:05,919
Hyah!

842
00:44:16,930 --> 00:44:20,433
Alright, you guys.
Let's listen up.

843
00:44:20,516 --> 00:44:22,602
We won a gameyesterday.

844
00:44:22,685 --> 00:44:24,229
If we win one today,

845
00:44:24,354 --> 00:44:26,606
that's two in a row.

846
00:44:26,689 --> 00:44:28,441
If we win one tomorrow,

847
00:44:28,524 --> 00:44:30,777
that's called
a winning streak.

848
00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:33,279
It has happened before.

849
00:44:33,363 --> 00:44:35,323
So let's see some hustle!

850
00:44:35,365 --> 00:44:37,325
Let's jack it up
a little.

851
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,495
I got a feeling things
are about to turn around for us.

852
00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:42,538
Oh, my God.

853
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,251
Hello, boys.

854
00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:47,835
You don't mind
if come in

855
00:44:47,961 --> 00:44:50,380
and visit with you
for a moment, do you?

856
00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,799
This clubhouse is off limits
to everyone

857
00:44:52,882 --> 00:44:55,009
but Indian personnel.

858
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:58,012
That does include
the owner, doesn't it?

859
00:44:58,263 --> 00:44:59,222
What?

860
00:44:59,347 --> 00:45:01,391
I just bought the team back
this morning

861
00:45:01,474 --> 00:45:03,226
at a substantial prof it.

862
00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:06,437
I retained Roger here
as the general manager.

863
00:45:06,563 --> 00:45:09,232
But the money really
means little to me.

864
00:45:09,357 --> 00:45:10,942
I have more than enough.

865
00:45:11,025 --> 00:45:13,861
This...
is more personal.

866
00:45:15,697 --> 00:45:19,784
Lastyear,
by some impossible fluke...

867
00:45:19,909 --> 00:45:22,829
you ruined
a beautiful dream.

868
00:45:22,912 --> 00:45:26,374
Now, you're going
down in flames,

869
00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:30,920
and I want to be there
when you go splat.

870
00:45:31,045 --> 00:45:33,423
Keep up
the good work, gents.

871
00:45:33,548 --> 00:45:34,716
Miss Phelps...

872
00:45:48,813 --> 00:45:49,981
Oh.

873
00:45:56,654 --> 00:45:58,907
You...

874
00:46:01,618 --> 00:46:05,580
Come on, you're not going
to let her get you down, are you?

875
00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:08,750
You guys won last year
just to spite her.

876
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,419
Maybe she's
just what we need.

877
00:46:11,544 --> 00:46:14,631
Aw, Skip, theywere
a different team last year.

878
00:46:14,756 --> 00:46:15,715
Taylor!

879
00:46:15,798 --> 00:46:18,635
It's not your job
to make excuses.

880
00:46:18,718 --> 00:46:21,262
That's all you guys
do good!

881
00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:24,432
It's either a leg thing...

882
00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:26,684
or a spiritual thing...

883
00:46:26,809 --> 00:46:29,479
or a psychological thing!

884
00:46:29,604 --> 00:46:31,606
Or a heart attack!

885
00:46:31,689 --> 00:46:33,524
Who used heart attack?

886
00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:36,569
Me.

887
00:46:36,653 --> 00:46:37,695
Hey!

888
00:46:38,905 --> 00:46:41,783
Doctors say I got
to take some time off,

889
00:46:41,824 --> 00:46:45,578
so I want you to manage the team
for the rest of the year.

890
00:46:45,662 --> 00:46:48,456
You got to be kidding, Lou.

891
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,583
I don't have any experience
managing.

892
00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:54,003
Ah, you're one of the smartest players
I ever coached.

893
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:57,006
Guys all look up to you.

894
00:46:57,048 --> 00:47:00,385
Tell Dorn
you'll take the job.

895
00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,345
Look on
the bright side-

896
00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:04,764
things couldn't get
anyworse.

897
00:47:06,432 --> 00:47:07,475
Hey, guys.

898
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,561
I got some good news
for you.

899
00:47:09,686 --> 00:47:11,980
This morning
at 9: 10 a. m...

900
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:14,774
I activated myself.

901
00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:20,488
What you doin'? Schoup.

902
00:47:20,572 --> 00:47:22,282
Hey.

903
00:47:22,365 --> 00:47:24,784
What is this?

904
00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:30,665
Que es eso?

905
00:47:30,707 --> 00:47:34,669
Buddha, samurai, OK.

906
00:47:34,752 --> 00:47:37,005
Peaceful inside.

907
00:47:37,297 --> 00:47:38,840
Outside, warrior.

908
00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,559
I love you, man.

909
00:47:49,684 --> 00:47:52,020
I love you too much.

910
00:47:55,523 --> 00:47:58,735
You know,
you have no...

911
00:48:00,695 --> 00:48:02,906
you have no...

912
00:48:04,657 --> 00:48:07,785
marbles!

913
00:48:07,911 --> 00:48:09,245
Marbles?

914
00:48:09,329 --> 00:48:12,373
Marbles! You have no marbles!

915
00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:17,545
Hey, relax.

916
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:19,797
Marbles?

917
00:48:19,923 --> 00:48:20,798
Marbles!

918
00:48:35,605 --> 00:48:37,232
Hello, Tribe fans.

919
00:48:37,357 --> 00:48:39,275
Welcome back
to major league baseball...

920
00:48:39,359 --> 00:48:40,777
sort of.

921
00:48:40,902 --> 00:48:43,279
Paid attendance today is...

922
00:48:43,363 --> 00:48:45,406
1,412.

923
00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:46,950
Some of them
were driven away

924
00:48:47,075 --> 00:48:50,703
by that little 10-run 1st inning
the Red Sox put up.

925
00:48:52,455 --> 00:48:54,415
Take over, Monte.

926
00:48:54,457 --> 00:48:56,876
I'm in the bag.

927
00:48:58,586 --> 00:49:00,922
Me?

928
00:49:03,466 --> 00:49:05,593
Fly ball...

929
00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:08,471
caught.

930
00:49:09,973 --> 00:49:12,600
I can't believe we gotta play
a doubleheader.

931
00:49:12,684 --> 00:49:16,020
Let's get going.
Come on, let's get something started.

932
00:49:16,312 --> 00:49:18,690
It's okay, Pedro.
The guy made a great play.

933
00:49:18,815 --> 00:49:19,732
Tough luck, man.

934
00:49:19,816 --> 00:49:22,443
Come on. Look alive.

935
00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:23,695
Uh-uh-uh, Vaughn,

936
00:49:23,820 --> 00:49:25,572
shouldn't you get
to the bull pen?

937
00:49:25,655 --> 00:49:26,573
Right now?

938
00:49:26,656 --> 00:49:27,615
Yeah.

939
00:49:29,993 --> 00:49:31,619
There's still somebody
in the bleachers.

940
00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,955
Who cares?
Go on. Get out there.

941
00:49:39,002 --> 00:49:41,379
Fan: Hey, Vile Thing!

942
00:49:41,504 --> 00:49:45,425
I think I loathe you!

943
00:49:45,508 --> 00:49:49,262
You didn't think I'd abandon you,
did you, Vaughn?

944
00:49:49,345 --> 00:49:52,515
You human piece
of cow flop!

945
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:57,353
You big steaming pile
of mastodon dung!

946
00:49:57,437 --> 00:50:00,565
Bring out
the pooper-scooper!

947
00:50:00,648 --> 00:50:03,276
You bush-league,
no-talent,

948
00:50:03,359 --> 00:50:05,904
flash-in-the-pan
choke artist!

949
00:50:06,029 --> 00:50:08,573
Huh?
Hey, where you going, Vaughn?

950
00:50:08,698 --> 00:50:10,658
Huh? You looking
for your Terminator?

951
00:50:10,783 --> 00:50:13,703
Yeah, you go back
in there, Vaughn.

952
00:50:17,373 --> 00:50:19,834
Hey, didn't I say
go to the bull pen?

953
00:50:19,918 --> 00:50:23,880
We're down by 10 runs.

954
00:50:24,005 --> 00:50:25,632
You can still
get some work in.

955
00:50:25,715 --> 00:50:27,926
I've had enough
of that maniac out there.

956
00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:31,346
Ow!

957
00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:32,347
Time!

958
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,348
Ball hit him!

959
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:34,599
First base!

960
00:50:36,893 --> 00:50:37,769
Hayes,

961
00:50:37,894 --> 00:50:39,354
go run for Rube.

962
00:50:39,479 --> 00:50:40,521
My leg's hurtin'.

963
00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:41,773
I'll run.

964
00:50:41,898 --> 00:50:45,360
Rube's hurting worse than you.
Now get in there.

965
00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:46,778
Gutless wonder
doesn't have to pitch.

966
00:50:46,861 --> 00:50:48,238
Why should I have to run?

967
00:50:48,321 --> 00:50:50,490
Who you calling a gutless wonder,
tin man?

968
00:50:50,573 --> 00:50:53,534
I got a genuine
leg injury here, pal.

969
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:56,287
That limp's the best acting
you've done all year.

970
00:50:56,412 --> 00:50:58,790
At least I don't have
some cover girl

971
00:50:58,915 --> 00:51:00,541
dragging me around
by myjohnson.

972
00:51:07,757 --> 00:51:08,758
What are you guys doing?

973
00:51:08,841 --> 00:51:10,343
This isn't nice.

974
00:51:12,512 --> 00:51:13,721
Don't touch me. Don't-

975
00:51:15,598 --> 00:51:17,642
I'll show you a fight.
Come on!

976
00:51:17,767 --> 00:51:19,394
I'll take on
the whole team!

977
00:51:19,477 --> 00:51:21,229
You don't know
how to fight!

978
00:51:21,354 --> 00:51:22,564
You wusses!

979
00:51:22,689 --> 00:51:24,399
Wake up, Harry.

980
00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:25,608
Look.

981
00:51:25,733 --> 00:51:27,235
My God...

982
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,820
Good news, fans.

983
00:51:28,945 --> 00:51:30,655
The Indians are showing
signs of life

984
00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:32,699
for the first time
in weeks.

985
00:51:32,782 --> 00:51:34,617
In fact,
they appear to be

986
00:51:34,742 --> 00:51:37,996
beating the crap
out of each other.

987
00:51:38,288 --> 00:51:39,956
It looks like
Willie Hayes

988
00:51:40,081 --> 00:51:41,749
is trying to hit
RickVaughn.

989
00:51:41,874 --> 00:51:44,711
And why not? Everybody else
in the league does.

990
00:51:44,794 --> 00:51:47,422
He swings and misses.

991
00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:50,758
It looks like Vaughn's
carrying his left a little low.

992
00:51:50,842 --> 00:51:53,928
This could hurt him
in the later rounds.

993
00:51:54,053 --> 00:51:55,430
So, what do we do?

994
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,682
Toss 'em, I guess.

995
00:51:57,807 --> 00:51:59,684
The whole team?

996
00:51:59,809 --> 00:52:00,685
Yeah.

997
00:52:02,395 --> 00:52:04,439
Alright,
you're outta here!

998
00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:05,982
All of ya!

999
00:52:08,443 --> 00:52:09,611
Well, it's not broken,

1000
00:52:09,736 --> 00:52:14,365
But you'll have to stay off it
for a couple days.

1001
00:52:14,449 --> 00:52:16,367
Lucky son of a gun.

1002
00:52:16,451 --> 00:52:17,911
At least you ain't
got to hang around

1003
00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:19,913
to play the second game,
right?

1004
00:52:24,459 --> 00:52:25,376
Hey, Willie.

1005
00:52:26,878 --> 00:52:27,754
Willie!

1006
00:52:30,173 --> 00:52:32,717
I can't believe
you said that.

1007
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,929
Shit!

1008
00:52:36,221 --> 00:52:37,764
I talked to a boy
in the bleachers the other day,

1009
00:52:37,889 --> 00:52:39,641
who hails from downtown.

1010
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,410
He told me the most grass
he has ever seen in his whole life

1011
00:52:42,536 --> 00:52:44,871
is the patch we play on
every day.

1012
00:52:44,955 --> 00:52:48,041
We're in the gall darn
Major Leagues, boys.

1013
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:52,129
I don't know about any of you, but I've been waiting
my whole life to get here.

1014
00:52:52,213 --> 00:52:54,049
And I'll be damned
if I'm going to act

1015
00:52:54,133 --> 00:52:56,969
like my best pig died
just 'cause we ain't doin' so good.

1016
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:59,387
I love to play baseball,

1017
00:52:59,388 --> 00:53:03,300
and I'll bet somewhere along
the liney'all did, too.

1018
00:53:09,899 --> 00:53:12,485
I'm ready to play ball
if you need me.

1019
00:53:12,569 --> 00:53:14,237
My dad figured I wouldn't
amount to much

1020
00:53:14,279 --> 00:53:17,490
except... well, I never
came up with anything,

1021
00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:20,243
but I can play ball
a little,

1022
00:53:20,326 --> 00:53:21,494
and playing ball
is better

1023
00:53:21,578 --> 00:53:24,248
than what most people
do for a living.

1024
00:53:24,331 --> 00:53:26,417
Just put me in someplace.

1025
00:53:35,802 --> 00:53:36,845
Bottom of the 9th,

1026
00:53:36,928 --> 00:53:39,222
Cleveland down 1-0.

1027
00:53:39,306 --> 00:53:42,142
Nowbatting... number 11,

1028
00:53:42,267 --> 00:53:43,435
Rube Baker.

1029
00:53:43,518 --> 00:53:44,436
Baker at the plate.

1030
00:53:44,519 --> 00:53:46,021
He's 0 for...

1031
00:53:46,147 --> 00:53:48,232
I don't know.
Who cares?

1032
00:53:48,274 --> 00:53:50,151
The pitch...

1033
00:53:50,276 --> 00:53:54,448
Baker swings and sends
a real screamer toward short.

1034
00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:57,284
Rapp up with it,
fires to first,

1035
00:53:57,367 --> 00:54:01,121
and Baker beats it
with a head-first slide.

1036
00:54:01,246 --> 00:54:03,999
So the Indians
have a runner.

1037
00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:05,919
I think
I'll wet my pants.

1038
00:54:06,002 --> 00:54:08,129
Way to hustle,
Rube!

1039
00:54:08,254 --> 00:54:10,757
Let me run for him.

1040
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,758
You sure?

1041
00:54:20,976 --> 00:54:24,271
And Taylor is going
to send in Hayes to run.

1042
00:54:24,314 --> 00:54:26,942
Thanks. Thanks, dude.

1043
00:54:27,025 --> 00:54:30,529
Went to see his movie,
but it was only out two hours.

1044
00:54:30,821 --> 00:54:33,490
I was told, however,
that it was in focus.

1045
00:54:33,573 --> 00:54:36,993
Hayes getting his lead.

1046
00:54:37,035 --> 00:54:39,079
Canatella checks him...

1047
00:54:43,209 --> 00:54:45,336
and Hayes is going.

1048
00:54:45,419 --> 00:54:47,964
Here's the throw.
He slides...

1049
00:54:48,089 --> 00:54:49,508
He's safe!

1050
00:54:49,591 --> 00:54:50,509
Yes!

1051
00:54:52,803 --> 00:54:54,179
Hayes steals second.

1052
00:54:54,304 --> 00:54:56,932
Glad to see he remembered
where it was.

1053
00:54:59,351 --> 00:55:01,520
Hayes out to a good lead
at second.

1054
00:55:03,606 --> 00:55:05,024
Canatella comes set.

1055
00:55:05,150 --> 00:55:07,861
Pick-off play-
Hayes takes off!.

1056
00:55:07,986 --> 00:55:09,154
He's going for third!

1057
00:55:11,197 --> 00:55:12,490
He's in there!

1058
00:55:16,035 --> 00:55:18,873
Hayes is beginning to look
like the player of old,

1059
00:55:18,957 --> 00:55:22,377
and the Indians have
something going here.

1060
00:55:22,461 --> 00:55:24,838
Canatella up
on the rubber again

1061
00:55:24,921 --> 00:55:27,382
as Hayes gets
a walking lead.

1062
00:55:27,466 --> 00:55:28,383
Canatella winds...

1063
00:55:28,467 --> 00:55:30,093
Hayes is going
to steal home!

1064
00:55:32,304 --> 00:55:33,221
He's safe!

1065
00:55:37,894 --> 00:55:42,231
So Hayes has stolen three in a row
to tie the game.

1066
00:55:42,356 --> 00:55:43,816
Mr. Larceny is back.

1067
00:55:55,078 --> 00:55:57,080
Nnn...

1068
00:56:06,257 --> 00:56:07,425
Jake,

1069
00:56:07,509 --> 00:56:08,927
Cerrano
wants to bat.

1070
00:56:13,807 --> 00:56:14,557
OK.

1071
00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:15,811
Get in there.

1072
00:56:21,858 --> 00:56:23,193
Go, Pedro!

1073
00:56:23,276 --> 00:56:24,194
Hey, Willie.

1074
00:56:29,116 --> 00:56:31,827
Nowbatting... number 13,

1075
00:56:31,952 --> 00:56:34,037
Pedro Cerrano.

1076
00:56:34,122 --> 00:56:36,082
Cerrano's going
to pinch-hit here,

1077
00:56:36,124 --> 00:56:38,584
and he's not taking
any practice swings.

1078
00:56:38,835 --> 00:56:40,294
He's either ready to hit,

1079
00:56:40,419 --> 00:56:42,797
or he's afraid he might
kill some gnats.

1080
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,300
Hey, Pedro,
how you doing?

1081
00:56:45,384 --> 00:56:46,301
Shut up.

1082
00:56:49,972 --> 00:56:51,140
Canatella delivers.

1083
00:56:51,265 --> 00:56:52,474
Cerrano swings,

1084
00:56:52,559 --> 00:56:54,936
and it's a long drive
to deep left field,

1085
00:56:55,019 --> 00:56:55,937
way back.

1086
00:56:56,020 --> 00:56:57,147
Packer to the wall...

1087
00:56:57,272 --> 00:56:59,315
This ball is...

1088
00:56:59,441 --> 00:57:00,316
Gone!

1089
00:57:03,862 --> 00:57:06,197
And the Indians
finallywin one!

1090
00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:17,502
Oh, well.

1091
00:57:17,794 --> 00:57:18,753
It's only one win.

1092
00:57:18,837 --> 00:57:21,465
Even they
can't lose them all.

1093
00:57:21,590 --> 00:57:25,135
Listen, Meg,
I'm thinking of coming to L.A.

1094
00:57:25,218 --> 00:57:28,430
I don't know if Rick and I
are good for each other right now.

1095
00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,140
The team's
showing some life,

1096
00:57:30,224 --> 00:57:31,309
but his E.R.A's over 6,

1097
00:57:31,392 --> 00:57:34,020
and he can't get it
back on track.

1098
00:57:34,103 --> 00:57:36,314
It's depressing.

1099
00:57:36,397 --> 00:57:38,191
Serious with Vaughn?

1100
00:57:38,274 --> 00:57:39,567
He's a lot offun,

1101
00:57:39,859 --> 00:57:42,780
but I need someone
with a little more class.

1102
00:57:49,954 --> 00:57:51,790
My shrinkwas sick.

1103
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:55,835
Meg, I'll call you back.

1104
00:58:08,432 --> 00:58:09,392
Hey.

1105
00:58:12,479 --> 00:58:14,523
You know, Ricky,

1106
00:58:14,606 --> 00:58:15,816
breaking up
with a girlfriend

1107
00:58:15,899 --> 00:58:18,110
can be a very
painful thing,

1108
00:58:18,193 --> 00:58:21,113
but it don't have to
keep you down for long.

1109
00:58:21,196 --> 00:58:25,075
Let me tell you something
from my own personal experience.

1110
00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:28,204
I- I never had a regular
girlfriend like you,

1111
00:58:28,329 --> 00:58:32,291
but I did get kicked
in the balls once by a mule.

1112
00:58:32,416 --> 00:58:36,295
Now, I thought I'd be hurting
for the rest of my life.

1113
00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:41,552
But you know what happened
the very next week?

1114
00:58:41,593 --> 00:58:43,220
What?

1115
00:58:43,345 --> 00:58:44,555
My mama died.

1116
00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:55,275
Hell, after that, I didn't care
no more about my balls hurtin'.

1117
00:58:58,987 --> 00:59:00,280
You see what
I'm getting at?

1118
00:59:15,630 --> 00:59:18,967
Alright.
Who led the Confederate forces

1119
00:59:19,092 --> 00:59:20,969
in the battle
of Gettysburg?

1120
00:59:22,805 --> 00:59:23,556
Wild Thing!

1121
00:59:25,641 --> 00:59:27,310
Can I talk to you
for a second?

1122
00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:33,191
Excuse me.

1123
00:59:36,445 --> 00:59:38,822
What are you doing here?

1124
00:59:38,906 --> 00:59:42,159
I was wondering if you wanted
to get a pizza.

1125
00:59:44,162 --> 00:59:48,374
I don't know.
Um, this is my last class.

1126
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,961
But... now?

1127
00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:55,215
I don't know, Nikki.

1128
00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:58,176
Nothing I try
seems to work anymore.

1129
00:59:58,301 --> 01:00:00,887
Maybe you're working too hard
on yourself.

1130
01:00:01,013 --> 01:00:04,184
You used to go out
and just let it rip.

1131
01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:06,478
Here. Try and hit this.

1132
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,022
You never used to worry
about your arm or your career.

1133
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:12,150
You didn't even know
what a careerwas.

1134
01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:14,903
Now you're pitching
like it's a job.

1135
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,781
I'm not sure
I can get back.

1136
01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:20,034
It seems like
so long ago.

1137
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:22,370
The worst was when you brought
the kids out.

1138
01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:24,539
Aguilar lit me up
like a Christmas tree.

1139
01:00:24,622 --> 01:00:26,499
Don't worry about that.

1140
01:00:26,582 --> 01:00:29,794
That ball wouldn't have been out
of a lot of parks.

1141
01:00:29,877 --> 01:00:30,837
Name one.

1142
01:00:34,174 --> 01:00:35,050
Yellowstone?

1143
01:00:40,890 --> 01:00:41,808
Sorry.

1144
01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:44,936
Yellowstone.

1145
01:00:50,567 --> 01:00:52,235
Hey...

1146
01:00:52,318 --> 01:00:55,238
I know a guy
who's got a bike.

1147
01:00:55,322 --> 01:00:56,824
Whoo!

1148
01:01:13,341 --> 01:01:15,844
Aah!

1149
01:01:15,928 --> 01:01:17,180
Yeah!

1150
01:01:24,604 --> 01:01:26,981
I haven't been up here
in a long time.

1151
01:01:27,106 --> 01:01:29,275
I hope not.
This was our spot.

1152
01:01:59,518 --> 01:02:00,435
Buddha...

1153
01:02:00,519 --> 01:02:01,436
Jobu.

1154
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,022
Jobu, Buddha.

1155
01:02:04,147 --> 01:02:06,233
I don't want no trouble
out of you two.

1156
01:02:09,987 --> 01:02:10,905
He's out!

1157
01:02:16,994 --> 01:02:18,329
He's out!

1158
01:02:18,412 --> 01:02:20,164
Nice catch!
Atta boy!

1159
01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:25,461
As general manager
of this team,

1160
01:02:25,545 --> 01:02:28,465
I demand to know
when I'm getting a start.

1161
01:02:28,550 --> 01:02:30,969
There's an old-timers' game
coming up soon.

1162
01:02:46,861 --> 01:02:48,112
Rackin' them up, baby!

1163
01:02:55,911 --> 01:02:57,164
- He's out!
- Yeah!

1164
01:03:02,377 --> 01:03:03,295
Yeah!

1165
01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:07,550
Mine! Mine!

1166
01:03:09,635 --> 01:03:10,553
Run it out!

1167
01:03:12,013 --> 01:03:13,890
I got it!

1168
01:03:14,015 --> 01:03:15,016
Second base!

1169
01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:17,435
Safe!

1170
01:03:24,526 --> 01:03:26,154
- Ohh...
- Ohh...

1171
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:29,199
- Ohh...
- Ohh...

1172
01:03:30,617 --> 01:03:32,118
- Yay!
- Yay!

1173
01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:34,037
This can't be happening.

1174
01:03:34,078 --> 01:03:35,288
Not again.

1175
01:03:39,834 --> 01:03:40,585
Out!

1176
01:03:42,837 --> 01:03:43,588
He's out!

1177
01:03:55,227 --> 01:03:56,394
Pedro! Yes!

1178
01:03:59,064 --> 01:04:00,315
Ha ha!

1179
01:04:09,575 --> 01:04:10,451
Yippee.

1180
01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:25,301
Hi.

1181
01:04:28,555 --> 01:04:29,472
Hi.

1182
01:04:35,145 --> 01:04:37,355
I forgot
to give you this.

1183
01:04:41,443 --> 01:04:44,071
I don't expect you
to forgive me.

1184
01:04:44,155 --> 01:04:47,950
I was being silly,
trying to get a laugh out of a friend.

1185
01:04:48,033 --> 01:04:51,078
I understand why you reacted
the way you did.

1186
01:04:51,163 --> 01:04:54,499
I hope you don't think
I'm trying to get you back.

1187
01:04:54,583 --> 01:04:56,334
Then what is this about?

1188
01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:00,464
General Cereals is throwing
a big party tonight

1189
01:05:00,590 --> 01:05:02,216
at the Marriott Society Center.

1190
01:05:02,341 --> 01:05:03,467
They want you to come.

1191
01:05:03,593 --> 01:05:04,802
Really.

1192
01:05:04,886 --> 01:05:06,345
Mm-hmm.

1193
01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:08,472
So?

1194
01:05:08,598 --> 01:05:09,849
Can you make it?

1195
01:05:09,932 --> 01:05:11,934
Probably not.

1196
01:05:15,855 --> 01:05:17,023
I didn't think so.

1197
01:05:19,944 --> 01:05:22,405
After what I did
to you that day.

1198
01:05:24,866 --> 01:05:26,826
I messed up
a great thing.

1199
01:05:34,918 --> 01:05:35,835
Bye, Rick.

1200
01:05:43,928 --> 01:05:45,888
Tribe fans,
we're one out away

1201
01:05:45,930 --> 01:05:48,390
from our second consecutive
divisional title.

1202
01:05:48,516 --> 01:05:51,436
RickVaughn has gone
3 and 2 to Mel Koski.

1203
01:05:51,561 --> 01:05:53,146
Here's the pitch.

1204
01:05:53,230 --> 01:05:55,565
Ball 4,
and he walked him.

1205
01:05:55,650 --> 01:05:59,153
That'll bring up the tying run for
the Toronto BlueJays.

1206
01:05:59,237 --> 01:06:01,155
A little excitement
at the end-

1207
01:06:01,239 --> 01:06:03,407
I know I wouldn't have it
any otherway.

1208
01:06:03,491 --> 01:06:06,786
I'm sure you folks
feel the same.

1209
01:06:06,911 --> 01:06:07,829
Ha ha ha...

1210
01:06:07,912 --> 01:06:09,247
Oh, yes.

1211
01:06:09,372 --> 01:06:12,124
Time for the old Tribe
to come unglued.

1212
01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,918
Vile thing

1213
01:06:14,002 --> 01:06:16,296
Mr. Choke Thing

1214
01:06:16,421 --> 01:06:19,050
You make everything...

1215
01:06:19,133 --> 01:06:20,927
Embarrassing

1216
01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:23,930
You want to finish,
or should I bring in Dalton?

1217
01:06:24,013 --> 01:06:25,890
Hey, Vile Thing!

1218
01:06:25,974 --> 01:06:27,350
You were lucky last time!

1219
01:06:27,433 --> 01:06:30,061
Cerrano saved
your sorry butt!

1220
01:06:32,898 --> 01:06:33,899
No.

1221
01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:35,317
My arm's tired.

1222
01:06:37,570 --> 01:06:42,491
So Vaughn leaves,
and Taylorwill go to the bull pen.

1223
01:06:42,575 --> 01:06:45,327
I knew you'd wimp out,
Mild Thing!

1224
01:06:45,452 --> 01:06:47,080
You got no heart...

1225
01:06:47,164 --> 01:06:49,207
and forget genitalia!

1226
01:06:49,291 --> 01:06:51,334
You're a gelding, Vaughn!

1227
01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:53,296
They had you fixed!

1228
01:06:53,421 --> 01:06:55,339
Dalton's done
with his warm-ups,

1229
01:06:55,464 --> 01:06:57,216
and Pierce steps in.

1230
01:06:57,300 --> 01:06:59,802
Here's Dalton's
first offering,

1231
01:06:59,927 --> 01:07:01,596
and Pierce hits it a ton.

1232
01:07:01,637 --> 01:07:03,973
Oh, no!

1233
01:07:08,311 --> 01:07:10,188
Ha!

1234
01:07:10,314 --> 01:07:11,273
Damn!

1235
01:07:11,398 --> 01:07:12,441
Yeah!

1236
01:07:12,524 --> 01:07:13,901
Somebody caught it!

1237
01:07:13,984 --> 01:07:17,489
The Indians
win the division!

1238
01:07:17,614 --> 01:07:19,324
So what?

1239
01:07:19,407 --> 01:07:21,618
They'll blow it
in the playoffs.

1240
01:07:21,868 --> 01:07:23,036
Theywill. Theywill.

1241
01:07:23,161 --> 01:07:25,079
They'll blow it
in the playoffs.

1242
01:07:25,163 --> 01:07:26,789
Yaa!

1243
01:07:30,169 --> 01:07:32,546
Hey, I put in
a lot of time on this.

1244
01:07:34,131 --> 01:07:35,007
Hey, it's Vaughn!

1245
01:07:37,593 --> 01:07:39,512
Hey, what's up?

1246
01:07:39,595 --> 01:07:40,513
Good to see everybody.

1247
01:07:40,596 --> 01:07:41,597
How areya?

1248
01:07:41,847 --> 01:07:43,057
Whoa. Easy on the fives.

1249
01:07:43,182 --> 01:07:45,602
Got to protect
the pitching hand.

1250
01:07:45,852 --> 01:07:50,315
Well, it looks like
we're back in the playoffs.

1251
01:07:50,358 --> 01:07:52,068
I know what loyal
fans you are,

1252
01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:55,821
so I brought you
a box of balls.

1253
01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,198
I've signed each one,

1254
01:07:57,323 --> 01:08:01,244
but if you give them to Nikki,
I'll see everybody signs them.

1255
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:05,373
Well, I got to run.

1256
01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:08,085
Nikki and I have a function
at the Marriott.

1257
01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:12,382
I'll see you at the ballpark.
Enjoy those.

1258
01:08:17,595 --> 01:08:19,514
What a puke-head.

1259
01:08:19,597 --> 01:08:21,516
He didn't even
have no cake.

1260
01:08:24,228 --> 01:08:26,230
Hey, Rick...

1261
01:08:26,355 --> 01:08:27,982
why don't you go
without me?

1262
01:08:28,065 --> 01:08:29,233
What? Come on.

1263
01:08:29,358 --> 01:08:30,985
These kids idolize you

1264
01:08:31,068 --> 01:08:32,987
because they're where
you used to be.

1265
01:08:33,070 --> 01:08:34,864
You're a hero to them.

1266
01:08:34,947 --> 01:08:37,992
It'd make their year if you hung out
for a while.

1267
01:08:38,075 --> 01:08:40,327
Unfortunately, you think some party's
more important.

1268
01:08:40,411 --> 01:08:43,999
I- I guess I can go back in
for a couple of minutes.

1269
01:08:44,083 --> 01:08:46,961
Don't insult
their intelligence.

1270
01:08:47,086 --> 01:08:48,254
They don't
want to hang out

1271
01:08:48,337 --> 01:08:51,549
with some jerk
I had to drag back in there.

1272
01:08:53,217 --> 01:08:55,094
Just leave.

1273
01:08:55,219 --> 01:08:56,137
Nikki-

1274
01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:57,138
Go.

1275
01:08:58,639 --> 01:08:59,557
OK.

1276
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:00,808
Fine.

1277
01:09:06,273 --> 01:09:08,025
Hey, Rick?

1278
01:09:08,108 --> 01:09:10,278
This party-

1279
01:09:10,403 --> 01:09:11,863
did she invite you?

1280
01:09:11,946 --> 01:09:13,156
Yeah.

1281
01:09:13,281 --> 01:09:14,908
It's just
a business thing.

1282
01:09:16,993 --> 01:09:18,494
Goodbye, Rick.

1283
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:42,313
It's a shame you have
to go in now.

1284
01:09:42,438 --> 01:09:43,606
It's a routine
bypass.

1285
01:09:43,856 --> 01:09:45,608
I tried to
put it off.

1286
01:09:45,858 --> 01:09:47,443
At least you can
watch the games.

1287
01:09:47,568 --> 01:09:48,611
Wrong.

1288
01:09:48,903 --> 01:09:51,656
Doctor said he'd put the TV
on Public Broadcasting

1289
01:09:51,864 --> 01:09:53,032
and lose
the channel changer.

1290
01:09:53,157 --> 01:09:55,409
He thinks baseball's
bad for my health.

1291
01:09:55,493 --> 01:09:57,036
I came up
with plan "B."

1292
01:09:57,162 --> 01:10:00,040
Got me a little transistor radio
with an earplug.

1293
01:10:05,587 --> 01:10:06,840
Bottom of the 9th,

1294
01:10:06,923 --> 01:10:09,509
game one, American League
Championship Series.

1295
01:10:09,592 --> 01:10:11,970
Hayes leads
away from third.

1296
01:10:12,053 --> 01:10:15,139
Bucekwith the sign
and now into the windup.

1297
01:10:15,265 --> 01:10:17,058
Hayes is coming!

1298
01:10:17,142 --> 01:10:19,520
Bakerwith
a suicide squeeze.

1299
01:10:19,645 --> 01:10:21,230
Bucek up with the ball.

1300
01:10:21,355 --> 01:10:23,566
Hayes doesn't touch
the plate!

1301
01:10:25,484 --> 01:10:27,361
Hayes finally scores!

1302
01:10:34,494 --> 01:10:35,370
Yeah!

1303
01:10:46,215 --> 01:10:47,383
Oh, my God!

1304
01:10:49,969 --> 01:10:51,262
Yeah! Whoo!

1305
01:10:57,102 --> 01:10:57,978
You ready?

1306
01:10:58,061 --> 01:10:58,979
Yeah.

1307
01:10:59,062 --> 01:10:59,980
You sure?

1308
01:11:00,063 --> 01:11:00,981
Yeah. Feel good.

1309
01:11:01,064 --> 01:11:02,274
OK, go get 'em.

1310
01:11:04,235 --> 01:11:06,571
Do you have
any queens?

1311
01:11:06,654 --> 01:11:08,865
Go fish.

1312
01:11:08,948 --> 01:11:11,409
You going to say
anything to them?

1313
01:11:11,534 --> 01:11:13,286
No. They look
nice and relaxed,

1314
01:11:13,412 --> 01:11:14,538
right where
they should be.

1315
01:11:14,663 --> 01:11:15,581
Yoo-hoo!

1316
01:11:17,583 --> 01:11:19,627
Hello, team.

1317
01:11:23,923 --> 01:11:24,632
I know.

1318
01:11:24,924 --> 01:11:26,425
You all hate me.

1319
01:11:26,509 --> 01:11:27,927
- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.

1320
01:11:28,052 --> 01:11:29,929
Given what's happened
in the past,

1321
01:11:30,012 --> 01:11:31,597
I can't say I blame you,

1322
01:11:31,890 --> 01:11:34,060
but I wanted to say
one thing

1323
01:11:34,185 --> 01:11:36,187
before you take the field.

1324
01:11:36,270 --> 01:11:38,105
Believe it or not,

1325
01:11:38,189 --> 01:11:42,109
I'm proud
of every one of you.

1326
01:11:42,235 --> 01:11:43,945
Willie...

1327
01:11:44,070 --> 01:11:45,446
the all-out effort

1328
01:11:45,530 --> 01:11:48,074
you've given recently
has been an inspiration

1329
01:11:48,115 --> 01:11:49,242
to us all

1330
01:11:49,326 --> 01:11:52,829
and proves that you've put
that 1-for-18 performance

1331
01:11:52,955 --> 01:11:55,082
in last year's A.L.C.S.

1332
01:11:55,207 --> 01:11:56,833
far behind you.

1333
01:11:56,959 --> 01:11:58,961
And Pedro...

1334
01:11:59,086 --> 01:12:00,420
Ha ha.

1335
01:12:00,504 --> 01:12:03,550
Bashing the ball
like the Cerrano of old.

1336
01:12:03,633 --> 01:12:06,803
No way you won't improve
on the. 138 you're hitting

1337
01:12:06,928 --> 01:12:09,806
against Chicago with runners
in scoring position.

1338
01:12:12,935 --> 01:12:14,895
And Vaughn...

1339
01:12:14,979 --> 01:12:17,982
Oh, you've had
a really tough year.

1340
01:12:18,065 --> 01:12:21,861
Even though your fast ball
isn't what it used to be,

1341
01:12:21,944 --> 01:12:25,281
there's no one the fans in Cleveland
would rather have

1342
01:12:25,364 --> 01:12:27,283
pitching
the most important game

1343
01:12:27,367 --> 01:12:30,580
in Indians history
than you.

1344
01:12:30,663 --> 01:12:32,582
The champagne is ready.

1345
01:12:32,665 --> 01:12:35,167
It's all in your hands.

1346
01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:39,422
Win tonight, and the loser label
is gone forever.

1347
01:12:39,505 --> 01:12:42,300
Go out there
and win it for Cleveland,

1348
01:12:42,341 --> 01:12:43,843
win it for your selves,

1349
01:12:43,968 --> 01:12:46,095
and win it for me.

1350
01:12:53,103 --> 01:12:55,898
That ought to shrink
their little sphincters.

1351
01:13:01,613 --> 01:13:02,447
Bottom of the 9th

1352
01:13:02,530 --> 01:13:03,907
here in the Windy City.

1353
01:13:03,991 --> 01:13:06,327
The Tribe clinging
to a 6-4 lead,

1354
01:13:06,493 --> 01:13:11,332
one out away from winning
the American League Championship Series.

1355
01:13:11,415 --> 01:13:13,500
Vaughn, trying
to close it out,

1356
01:13:13,584 --> 01:13:16,462
has taken Jack Parkman
to a full count

1357
01:13:16,545 --> 01:13:18,130
with two men on.

1358
01:13:18,214 --> 01:13:20,507
Bakerwith a sign.

1359
01:13:20,591 --> 01:13:23,177
Vaughn shakes him off.

1360
01:13:23,261 --> 01:13:24,596
He's afraid
of his fastball.

1361
01:13:24,888 --> 01:13:27,892
- He's screwed.
- We're screwed, Vaughn.

1362
01:13:30,686 --> 01:13:33,481
Vaughn's got the one
he wants now.

1363
01:13:33,564 --> 01:13:34,482
Pitch it!

1364
01:13:34,565 --> 01:13:36,359
And here's the pitch.

1365
01:13:36,442 --> 01:13:37,401
Parkman swings

1366
01:13:37,485 --> 01:13:40,488
and pulverizes one
to deep center field.

1367
01:13:40,571 --> 01:13:43,324
This ball has bye-bye
written all over it,

1368
01:13:43,408 --> 01:13:45,619
and the White Sox
win, 7-6.

1369
01:14:00,177 --> 01:14:01,637
Alright, Big Jack!

1370
01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:08,269
Strike!

1371
01:14:12,690 --> 01:14:13,607
Home!

1372
01:14:16,861 --> 01:14:17,611
Safe!

1373
01:14:19,322 --> 01:14:20,240
Strike 3!

1374
01:14:20,323 --> 01:14:21,241
Sayonara.

1375
01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:31,961
Don't let it get you down.
It was just one throw.

1376
01:14:32,086 --> 01:14:32,962
I know,

1377
01:14:33,087 --> 01:14:35,089
but it got me thinking.

1378
01:14:35,214 --> 01:14:37,967
Even Playboy's
not working anymore.

1379
01:14:38,093 --> 01:14:38,969
Don't worry.

1380
01:14:39,094 --> 01:14:40,971
We'll come up
with something.

1381
01:14:41,096 --> 01:14:43,974
Now, why don't you
grab yourself a shower?

1382
01:14:49,938 --> 01:14:50,814
Ahh.

1383
01:15:13,505 --> 01:15:15,132
Hey, Skip.

1384
01:15:15,258 --> 01:15:16,176
You got a minute?

1385
01:15:16,259 --> 01:15:17,427
Sure. Come on in.

1386
01:15:19,137 --> 01:15:20,013
What's up?

1387
01:15:21,973 --> 01:15:24,143
You know, Rick,
I may have to use you tomorrow

1388
01:15:24,227 --> 01:15:25,561
in the late innings.

1389
01:15:25,686 --> 01:15:28,147
Pitching staff's
pretty overworked.

1390
01:15:28,231 --> 01:15:29,398
Yeah. So?

1391
01:15:29,523 --> 01:15:30,566
I'll be ready.

1392
01:15:30,691 --> 01:15:32,276
Ready, huh?

1393
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:35,988
Ready to run and hide
if the game's on the line?

1394
01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:38,158
I don't get it,Jake.

1395
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,868
What's your problem?

1396
01:15:39,993 --> 01:15:41,203
You're the problem.

1397
01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:44,331
You used to be
this team's toughest guy.

1398
01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:46,041
Now you're trying
to prop yourself up

1399
01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:49,169
with the right woman
or shrink.

1400
01:15:49,294 --> 01:15:50,921
You want to be
a major league pitcher?

1401
01:15:51,004 --> 01:15:52,340
You have to find
something in yourself

1402
01:15:52,424 --> 01:15:54,218
that's yours
and nobody else's.

1403
01:15:54,343 --> 01:15:57,429
You had that once, Rick.

1404
01:15:57,513 --> 01:15:58,889
If were you,

1405
01:15:59,014 --> 01:16:01,350
I'd spend the rest of the night
trying to find it.

1406
01:16:01,392 --> 01:16:04,603
Without it, you're no good
to me or the team.

1407
01:16:13,029 --> 01:16:14,865
What an asshole.

1408
01:16:18,451 --> 01:16:20,371
What an amazing asshole.

1409
01:16:24,584 --> 01:16:27,086
I thought
he was my friend.

1410
01:16:29,005 --> 01:16:30,214
Why is everybody
so threatened

1411
01:16:30,299 --> 01:16:31,466
by me improving myself?

1412
01:16:45,314 --> 01:16:46,940
What an asshole.

1413
01:16:48,568 --> 01:16:50,446
Hey, you're looking good, Lou.

1414
01:16:50,571 --> 01:16:52,323
Forget about me.
I'm fine.

1415
01:16:52,448 --> 01:16:54,158
You gotta
talk to the team,Jake.

1416
01:16:54,283 --> 01:16:59,079
Give 'em hell. Let 'em know they're
too good to roll over and play dead.

1417
01:16:59,163 --> 01:17:04,627
Will do, Skip. And, hey,
we'll win this one for you.

1418
01:17:05,669 --> 01:17:07,880
Hey, Taylor!

1419
01:17:07,964 --> 01:17:09,633
Promise me one thing.

1420
01:17:09,883 --> 01:17:12,302
- Sure. What?
- When you talk to the team

1421
01:17:12,385 --> 01:17:14,304
don't give 'em
one of them corny

1422
01:17:14,387 --> 01:17:16,181
"Let's win one for Lou"
speeches.

1423
01:17:16,264 --> 01:17:17,934
I couldn't stand that.

1424
01:17:18,059 --> 01:17:21,395
Yeah. Promise.

1425
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:23,648
Give 'em hell tonight,
Schoupie.

1426
01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:25,274
Look alive there, Pedro.

1427
01:17:25,316 --> 01:17:28,277
Rube, give this catalog a try.

1428
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:29,947
I think you'll
like the writing.

1429
01:17:30,072 --> 01:17:32,658
Thanks.

1430
01:17:32,908 --> 01:17:34,368
"Frederick's
of Hollywood?"

1431
01:17:37,412 --> 01:17:39,957
Alright, everybody,
listen up.

1432
01:17:43,043 --> 01:17:46,839
I didn't want to have
to tell you this, but...

1433
01:17:46,924 --> 01:17:48,634
Lou's goin' under
the knife tomorrow.

1434
01:17:48,884 --> 01:17:50,844
Yeah.

1435
01:17:51,929 --> 01:17:53,889
He's not doin' so good.

1436
01:17:53,973 --> 01:17:57,518
Doctor told me
he might not make it at all.

1437
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,982
As a matter of fact,
there's a good chance

1438
01:18:03,066 --> 01:18:07,362
that this game tonight might be
his last experience on this earth.

1439
01:18:09,531 --> 01:18:11,366
He had a hard time talking.

1440
01:18:11,491 --> 01:18:13,201
But he did say this...

1441
01:18:17,081 --> 01:18:20,042
win this one for me.

1442
01:18:20,167 --> 01:18:23,170
I might as well have
a little taste o fheaven now

1443
01:18:23,255 --> 01:18:25,340
just in case
I'm not headed there.

1444
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:35,934
Hell! When a man's
lights are about to go out

1445
01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:39,438
the fat lady can't sing
if it's not over!

1446
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,489
Come on!

1447
01:18:47,573 --> 01:18:49,283
Let's go.

1448
01:18:59,628 --> 01:19:01,922
You okay, Pedro?

1449
01:19:04,132 --> 01:19:05,425
That was beautiful, man.

1450
01:19:07,219 --> 01:19:11,306
It made me realize that there are
more important things than baseball.

1451
01:19:12,642 --> 01:19:16,270
I love you, man.

1452
01:19:23,195 --> 01:19:24,947
Oh, no.

1453
01:19:38,336 --> 01:19:39,879
How you doing, everybody?

1454
01:19:39,963 --> 01:19:42,967
Harry Doyle here welcoming all you
fanatic featherheads

1455
01:19:43,092 --> 01:19:45,261
to the American League
Championship Series,

1456
01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:48,222
where, tonight, the comeback kids
of the Cuyahoga

1457
01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:51,141
will begin their quest
to earn a World Series berth

1458
01:19:51,267 --> 01:19:54,353
for the first time
since 1954.

1459
01:19:54,478 --> 01:19:58,357
Out to spoil the fun are those
Pale Hosers from the Windy City,

1460
01:19:58,483 --> 01:20:01,486
who squeaked by the Tribe
a year ago in the playoffs

1461
01:20:01,611 --> 01:20:04,114
and lucked out again
in the World Series.

1462
01:20:04,197 --> 01:20:07,534
What else can you say
about these White Sox except...

1463
01:20:07,659 --> 01:20:11,289
at least
they're not from Canada.

1464
01:20:11,414 --> 01:20:14,667
After tonight, we'll be going to
the World Series.

1465
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:17,337
Yeah, in Chicago.

1466
01:20:17,421 --> 01:20:20,257
Schoup ready
for the opening pitch now.

1467
01:20:20,340 --> 01:20:21,508
Winds and fires to Termini.

1468
01:20:21,633 --> 01:20:23,218
He swung and missed,

1469
01:20:23,343 --> 01:20:24,469
and we're underway.

1470
01:20:29,224 --> 01:20:30,142
Oh, no.

1471
01:20:37,108 --> 01:20:39,153
Baker threw the ball
to third.

1472
01:20:39,236 --> 01:20:42,239
I guess he felt Wilcox
didn't get enough infield practice.

1473
01:20:43,991 --> 01:20:45,075
Anyway...

1474
01:20:45,159 --> 01:20:48,037
Schoup ready again.
Winds and comes to Termini.

1475
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:51,290
High, and the count
is even at 1 and 1.

1476
01:20:55,086 --> 01:20:58,882
Son, you throw that ball
down there again, with nobody on,

1477
01:20:58,965 --> 01:21:01,176
you're going to make me
very unhappy.

1478
01:21:05,096 --> 01:21:06,181
"The tulip lace bra

1479
01:21:06,223 --> 01:21:08,309
has ruffled underwired cups,

1480
01:21:08,392 --> 01:21:10,311
creating a curvier you,

1481
01:21:10,395 --> 01:21:12,898
for evening's bare neckline. "

1482
01:21:12,940 --> 01:21:13,899
Whoo!

1483
01:21:13,982 --> 01:21:15,317
Yeah!

1484
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:19,363
So Baker finally gets one
back to the pitcher.

1485
01:21:19,446 --> 01:21:21,615
"Matching crocheted panties
are also available. "

1486
01:21:25,118 --> 01:21:26,203
Bottom of the 1st,

1487
01:21:26,286 --> 01:21:29,164
2 down, Dowling in scoring
position at second.

1488
01:21:29,249 --> 01:21:32,043
Bucek comes set,
fires to Cerrano.

1489
01:21:32,126 --> 01:21:33,586
Swung on and popped up,

1490
01:21:33,711 --> 01:21:35,505
and that'll do it.

1491
01:21:35,589 --> 01:21:38,467
Bottom of the 3rd,
still nothing-nothing.

1492
01:21:38,592 --> 01:21:42,221
Tanaka at the plate
as Baker leads away from second.

1493
01:21:42,263 --> 01:21:44,598
Bucek into the stretch,
delivers.

1494
01:21:44,723 --> 01:21:45,599
Tanaka swings

1495
01:21:45,724 --> 01:21:47,893
and lines a base hit
to left field.

1496
01:21:47,978 --> 01:21:51,356
Baker around third.
They're waving him home.

1497
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:52,482
Get down!

1498
01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:53,483
Baker dives!

1499
01:21:53,608 --> 01:21:54,484
Oh, shoot.

1500
01:21:54,609 --> 01:21:56,319
He scores!

1501
01:21:56,444 --> 01:21:58,196
And the Indians lead

1502
01:21:58,280 --> 01:21:59,197
1to nothing.

1503
01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:04,077
Oh, shut up!

1504
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:05,621
It's only one run.

1505
01:22:12,045 --> 01:22:12,963
Top of the 4th.

1506
01:22:13,046 --> 01:22:14,965
Parkman leads
away from first,

1507
01:22:15,048 --> 01:22:15,966
Beck from second.

1508
01:22:17,634 --> 01:22:20,262
Schoup comes to the stretch.

1509
01:22:20,345 --> 01:22:21,930
Delivers to Shaw.

1510
01:22:22,055 --> 01:22:24,516
There's a swing and a drive
to deep right field.

1511
01:22:24,642 --> 01:22:26,394
It's off the fence.

1512
01:22:26,477 --> 01:22:27,979
Cerrano up with it.

1513
01:22:28,062 --> 01:22:29,105
Beck scores.

1514
01:22:29,230 --> 01:22:31,024
Here comes Parkman
around third.

1515
01:22:31,149 --> 01:22:33,485
The relay from Miller.

1516
01:22:33,611 --> 01:22:36,155
They've got Parkman nailed.

1517
01:22:40,910 --> 01:22:42,578
The ball comes loose,

1518
01:22:42,661 --> 01:22:46,999
and the White Sox
take the lead, 2-1.

1519
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:50,128
Welcome to
the big leagues, hayseed.

1520
01:22:50,253 --> 01:22:53,006
Don't stand on the tracks
when the train's coming through.

1521
01:22:59,512 --> 01:23:01,974
Bottom of the 4th.
Cerrano swings

1522
01:23:02,059 --> 01:23:04,978
and strikes out again.

1523
01:23:05,062 --> 01:23:06,104
That's a good pitch.

1524
01:23:06,188 --> 01:23:07,147
Top of the 5th,

1525
01:23:07,189 --> 01:23:08,941
Sox threatening again here.

1526
01:23:09,024 --> 01:23:09,942
Bases loaded,

1527
01:23:10,025 --> 01:23:12,653
2 outs, 3 and 2 on Dawson.

1528
01:23:12,694 --> 01:23:14,363
Schoup has to throw a strike.

1529
01:23:14,488 --> 01:23:17,658
The runners will be moving
on the pitch.

1530
01:23:17,908 --> 01:23:19,159
Here it is.

1531
01:23:19,243 --> 01:23:21,870
And Dawson drives one to deep center.
This is trouble.

1532
01:23:21,996 --> 01:23:23,998
Way back toward the wall.

1533
01:23:24,123 --> 01:23:25,291
Hayes racing.

1534
01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:26,918
Still going.

1535
01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:28,378
He's got it!

1536
01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:29,587
Not this time!

1537
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:35,886
And the Indians
dodge a 3-run bullet.

1538
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,013
What a catch by Hayes.

1539
01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:40,015
2 down, bottom of the 5th,

1540
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:41,434
2 and 1 on Hayes,

1541
01:23:41,559 --> 01:23:43,478
trying to pick up
Miller from third.

1542
01:23:43,561 --> 01:23:45,522
Hey, Black Hammer,

1543
01:23:45,647 --> 01:23:47,315
read some of your reviews.

1544
01:23:47,399 --> 01:23:51,236
One guy said Willie Mays Hayes
couldn't play dead.

1545
01:23:51,278 --> 01:23:53,238
Bucek, the big Chicago
left-hander,

1546
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:54,614
winds, fires...

1547
01:23:54,739 --> 01:23:57,617
High. Ball 3 to Hayes.

1548
01:23:59,913 --> 01:24:02,457
He also said
the stunts were a joke.

1549
01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:03,917
You do your own stunts,

1550
01:24:04,001 --> 01:24:06,003
orwere you afraid
of getting hurt?

1551
01:24:06,086 --> 01:24:08,297
If get
the chance to score,

1552
01:24:08,422 --> 01:24:10,173
we'll see who's afraid.

1553
01:24:12,551 --> 01:24:14,052
I don't intend to slide.

1554
01:24:14,136 --> 01:24:15,304
You don't?

1555
01:24:15,429 --> 01:24:17,347
You better, little man.

1556
01:24:17,432 --> 01:24:18,349
Just 'cause your movie bombed

1557
01:24:18,433 --> 01:24:20,351
doesn't mean you have
to commit suicide.

1558
01:24:20,435 --> 01:24:23,521
Hayes waits for
the 3-0 delivery.

1559
01:24:23,605 --> 01:24:24,606
Low. Ball 4.

1560
01:24:24,731 --> 01:24:26,357
I'll be home soon,
honey.

1561
01:24:26,441 --> 01:24:28,235
I'll be waiting,
sweetheart.

1562
01:24:28,277 --> 01:24:31,488
So Bucekwalks Hayes,
putting runners at the corners

1563
01:24:31,614 --> 01:24:33,240
as Baker comes
to the plate

1564
01:24:33,324 --> 01:24:35,659
with the Indians
still trailing 2-1.

1565
01:24:35,952 --> 01:24:39,414
Some little sheep back home probably
misses ya, huh, Rube?

1566
01:24:39,539 --> 01:24:40,999
The runners
take their leads.

1567
01:24:41,124 --> 01:24:44,294
Bucek checks,
comes to the plate,

1568
01:24:44,419 --> 01:24:46,922
Baker swings
and lines a drive

1569
01:24:47,005 --> 01:24:48,048
to the left field corner.

1570
01:24:48,131 --> 01:24:49,466
It's off the wall.

1571
01:24:49,549 --> 01:24:52,344
Belmonti up with it.
Miller scores.

1572
01:24:52,427 --> 01:24:54,179
Hayes flying around third.

1573
01:24:54,305 --> 01:24:55,640
Here comes the throw.

1574
01:24:55,723 --> 01:24:57,935
Come on! Aah!

1575
01:24:58,018 --> 01:25:00,312
Sucker!

1576
01:25:03,732 --> 01:25:06,109
Hayes scores!

1577
01:25:06,151 --> 01:25:08,487
And the Indians
lead 3-2.

1578
01:25:12,992 --> 01:25:15,078
I told you
I wasn't gonna slide.

1579
01:25:15,161 --> 01:25:16,955
You got a long way
to go, Peckerhead.

1580
01:25:17,038 --> 01:25:19,958
That's Mr. Peckerhead
to you, pal. Ah!

1581
01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:20,959
Yeah, baby.

1582
01:25:24,295 --> 01:25:27,967
Aha! Now we're starting
to roll, boys!

1583
01:25:28,050 --> 01:25:29,009
Are you alright?

1584
01:25:29,093 --> 01:25:32,680
Oh, yeah.
I love this British stuff.

1585
01:25:32,931 --> 01:25:36,101
General Spenser-Ewell was a patient
of your Uncle Richard's.

1586
01:25:36,184 --> 01:25:38,103
Arthur and I dined...

1587
01:25:38,186 --> 01:25:40,397
T op of the 7th,
3-2 I ndians.

1588
01:25:40,522 --> 01:25:42,399
The White Sox have runners
at the corners.

1589
01:25:42,524 --> 01:25:45,277
Schoup is 2 and 1
to Parkman.

1590
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,362
Parkman doing
his little shimmy.

1591
01:25:47,487 --> 01:25:50,115
It makes the women
here in Cleveland puke.

1592
01:25:50,199 --> 01:25:51,325
One more, Schoup!

1593
01:25:53,369 --> 01:25:54,496
Schoup delivers...

1594
01:25:54,621 --> 01:25:57,249
Parkman swings
and hammers a long drive

1595
01:25:57,374 --> 01:25:58,709
to deep left center field.

1596
01:25:58,917 --> 01:26:02,379
Back goes Hayes.
It's gone.

1597
01:26:02,504 --> 01:26:03,672
Damn.

1598
01:26:06,508 --> 01:26:09,303
Yes! Yes!
Parkman, you stud!

1599
01:26:09,387 --> 01:26:13,391
Parkman puts the Sox
back on top, 5-3.

1600
01:26:19,522 --> 01:26:21,190
You scumbag bum!
Sit down!

1601
01:26:24,028 --> 01:26:26,989
See? I told ya.

1602
01:26:27,072 --> 01:26:30,159
Bring out the tarp.
Cover the field.

1603
01:26:30,243 --> 01:26:32,120
I can't watch this anymore.

1604
01:26:32,245 --> 01:26:34,122
It's over.

1605
01:26:34,247 --> 01:26:37,083
Turn the lights out.
Bring in the bulldozers.

1606
01:26:37,208 --> 01:26:40,086
Turn this place
into a parking lot.

1607
01:26:43,298 --> 01:26:45,091
That his
elderlymother...

1608
01:26:45,216 --> 01:26:47,302
This is tragic stuff.

1609
01:26:47,428 --> 01:26:49,263
Bottom of the 8th, 2 down,

1610
01:26:49,347 --> 01:26:50,306
Campbell at first.

1611
01:26:50,389 --> 01:26:52,100
The Indians trailing by 2,

1612
01:26:52,225 --> 01:26:55,604
down to their last
four outs.

1613
01:26:55,687 --> 01:26:57,940
Taylor's got to get
something done here,

1614
01:26:58,065 --> 01:27:01,526
or he'll have the bottom
of the order in the 9th.

1615
01:27:09,369 --> 01:27:10,286
Dorn.

1616
01:27:12,497 --> 01:27:13,539
Yeah?

1617
01:27:13,623 --> 01:27:15,500
Didn't this guy used
to pitch you inside?

1618
01:27:15,625 --> 01:27:16,501
Yeah.

1619
01:27:16,626 --> 01:27:18,920
Get a bat
and step into one.

1620
01:27:19,003 --> 01:27:19,964
What?

1621
01:27:20,005 --> 01:27:21,966
Let him hit you
with the ball.

1622
01:27:22,091 --> 01:27:23,884
Are you crazy?

1623
01:27:23,969 --> 01:27:25,595
It's the only way
you'll get to play.

1624
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:27,639
Roger, take one for the team.

1625
01:27:33,103 --> 01:27:33,979
It's not my bat.

1626
01:27:34,104 --> 01:27:34,980
Get in there.

1627
01:27:35,105 --> 01:27:37,524
- Let's go, Roger.
- Atta boy.

1628
01:27:37,649 --> 01:27:41,027
And Taylor is sending up...
Roger Dorn?

1629
01:27:41,111 --> 01:27:43,446
Dorn is 0 for the century
against this guy,

1630
01:27:43,531 --> 01:27:46,033
but has several
foul tips.

1631
01:27:48,369 --> 01:27:52,040
So Dorn inches in
and gets ready to face Bucek.

1632
01:27:54,167 --> 01:27:55,669
Here's the pitch.

1633
01:27:55,961 --> 01:27:57,045
Oh, God!

1634
01:27:57,170 --> 01:27:59,590
Oh! And Dorn is hit
right in the back.

1635
01:27:59,673 --> 01:28:02,593
And the Indians
catch a break.

1636
01:28:02,677 --> 01:28:04,596
They'll have runners
at first and second

1637
01:28:04,679 --> 01:28:07,181
with Dorn representing
the tying run.

1638
01:28:07,307 --> 01:28:08,641
Pinch runner.

1639
01:28:08,725 --> 01:28:10,059
No!

1640
01:28:12,395 --> 01:28:13,354
You alright?

1641
01:28:13,438 --> 01:28:15,273
God, that hurts.

1642
01:28:15,356 --> 01:28:17,985
Markley, get in there
and run for Dorn.

1643
01:28:20,530 --> 01:28:21,448
Uh-uh.

1644
01:28:27,621 --> 01:28:29,205
Dorn!

1645
01:28:29,331 --> 01:28:31,458
So Dorn gets his first
hit of the season,

1646
01:28:31,541 --> 01:28:34,336
although it doesn't look
like he's ready to leave.

1647
01:28:34,419 --> 01:28:35,629
Dorn!

1648
01:28:35,712 --> 01:28:37,672
Taylor may have to
call the cops out.

1649
01:28:37,714 --> 01:28:39,341
Dorn!

1650
01:28:39,467 --> 01:28:40,968
Ohh.

1651
01:28:45,431 --> 01:28:47,225
Nice game.

1652
01:28:47,309 --> 01:28:49,519
Well, Dorn finally leaves
after putting on

1653
01:28:49,603 --> 01:28:52,064
a very impressive
exhibition of stretching.

1654
01:28:52,230 --> 01:28:54,483
And that brings up
the potential go-ahead run

1655
01:28:54,566 --> 01:28:57,152
in the person
of Pedro Cerrano.

1656
01:28:57,236 --> 01:29:00,949
Pedro's left a small village
on the base paths tonight.

1657
01:29:01,032 --> 01:29:03,326
Parkman, my friend,
how you doing?

1658
01:29:03,409 --> 01:29:06,037
Look at the scoreboard, buddha.
I'm doing fine.

1659
01:29:08,039 --> 01:29:11,417
Pedro! Pedro!

1660
01:29:13,086 --> 01:29:15,255
Bucek's set at the belt.

1661
01:29:15,381 --> 01:29:16,507
Delivers...

1662
01:29:16,591 --> 01:29:18,176
swung on and missed.

1663
01:29:18,259 --> 01:29:19,177
Ooh.

1664
01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:21,179
And Cerrano
is down a strike.

1665
01:29:23,056 --> 01:29:24,641
This guy is not
messing around.

1666
01:29:24,766 --> 01:29:27,102
He's going
right after Pedro.

1667
01:29:27,185 --> 01:29:29,396
From the stretch.
He's ready.

1668
01:29:31,064 --> 01:29:32,232
Fires...

1669
01:29:32,315 --> 01:29:33,400
Strike.

1670
01:29:33,483 --> 01:29:35,068
That had some quickness.

1671
01:29:35,194 --> 01:29:36,946
So, two straight heaters,

1672
01:29:37,029 --> 01:29:39,615
and Cerrano is down
to his last strike.

1673
01:29:42,535 --> 01:29:45,455
Ohh...

1674
01:29:50,085 --> 01:29:51,920
Oh, you guys.

1675
01:29:52,004 --> 01:29:53,964
Cerrano back in the box.

1676
01:29:54,090 --> 01:29:56,259
That last pitch, man...

1677
01:29:56,342 --> 01:29:57,719
that was beautiful.

1678
01:30:04,350 --> 01:30:07,437
Bucek has his sign
and comes set,

1679
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,522
here's the pitch
to Cerrano.

1680
01:30:09,647 --> 01:30:12,151
He swings and drives
one into deep left center.

1681
01:30:12,277 --> 01:30:13,945
Way back! Going...

1682
01:30:14,029 --> 01:30:15,071
going...

1683
01:30:15,155 --> 01:30:16,990
gone!

1684
01:30:17,073 --> 01:30:18,908
To the upper deck!

1685
01:30:18,992 --> 01:30:20,410
Yes!

1686
01:30:20,493 --> 01:30:22,120
Not as beautiful as that, though.

1687
01:30:22,245 --> 01:30:23,246
Heh heh heh.

1688
01:30:27,959 --> 01:30:29,127
Way to go, Pedro!

1689
01:30:29,252 --> 01:30:31,671
Big knock, baby.
Big knock!

1690
01:30:31,964 --> 01:30:35,676
And the Indians lead 6-5!

1691
01:30:45,228 --> 01:30:47,522
Look at that
scoreboard now...

1692
01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:48,523
grasshopper.

1693
01:30:52,278 --> 01:30:54,697
Oh, my God.

1694
01:31:01,204 --> 01:31:02,163
What a shot!

1695
01:31:02,288 --> 01:31:03,456
Three more outs,
we go to the series.

1696
01:31:03,539 --> 01:31:07,043
So what?
They'll blow it in the 9th.

1697
01:31:07,168 --> 01:31:08,044
Hey! Ow!

1698
01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:12,467
We're in the 9th.

1699
01:31:12,550 --> 01:31:14,928
2 down, 2 and 1 to Termini.

1700
01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:17,013
Once again the Indians
one out away

1701
01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:19,474
from the American League Championship.

1702
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:20,892
Here's the pitch.

1703
01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:22,394
Ball 3.

1704
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:25,355
And Schoup is now
only one pitch away

1705
01:31:25,397 --> 01:31:27,357
from putting
the go-ahead run on.

1706
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:29,026
You gotta love
this kind of excitement,

1707
01:31:29,151 --> 01:31:31,195
don't you, Monte?

1708
01:31:31,279 --> 01:31:35,241
You took the words
right out of my mouth.

1709
01:31:35,283 --> 01:31:37,243
Here's the pitch...

1710
01:31:37,285 --> 01:31:40,372
Ball 4!
And the Sox have two aboard

1711
01:31:40,455 --> 01:31:41,498
with Beck coming up,

1712
01:31:41,581 --> 01:31:43,500
who already has a 2-run
double tonight.

1713
01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:44,418
Come on.

1714
01:31:45,461 --> 01:31:46,963
- Time.
- Time!

1715
01:31:50,008 --> 01:31:53,052
You ain't got
nobody left, Taylor!

1716
01:31:53,136 --> 01:31:55,096
You're old
Mother Hubbard...

1717
01:31:55,179 --> 01:31:57,432
and onlyVaughn's
in the cupboard!

1718
01:31:57,515 --> 01:31:59,225
Good job.

1719
01:31:59,309 --> 01:32:00,226
Thanks.

1720
01:32:00,310 --> 01:32:01,352
Outstanding game,
Schoupie.

1721
01:32:01,436 --> 01:32:03,396
You fought them
all the way.

1722
01:32:03,438 --> 01:32:05,648
Can't believe I walked
that Punch-and-Judy hitter.

1723
01:32:05,774 --> 01:32:07,944
We'll get them for you.

1724
01:32:08,069 --> 01:32:08,945
Give me Vaughn.

1725
01:32:11,072 --> 01:32:12,240
You mean Rick Vaughn?

1726
01:32:12,324 --> 01:32:14,284
Yeah.

1727
01:32:14,326 --> 01:32:16,119
He's pitching to Beck,
not Parkman.

1728
01:32:16,244 --> 01:32:18,538
He wants the righty!

1729
01:32:18,622 --> 01:32:20,624
The Vile Thing!

1730
01:32:20,749 --> 01:32:24,377
The Grab-Your-Throat
And-Choke Thing!

1731
01:32:24,462 --> 01:32:26,088
Stuffit, lard-mouth.

1732
01:32:26,172 --> 01:32:27,632
Oh, my God!

1733
01:32:27,757 --> 01:32:28,633
Oh, my God!

1734
01:32:34,472 --> 01:32:36,099
Oh, my God.
It's him.

1735
01:32:36,224 --> 01:32:37,142
Crank it,Jerry.

1736
01:32:52,241 --> 01:32:53,701
Oh, no.

1737
01:32:53,993 --> 01:32:56,329
Not that damn song again!

1738
01:33:00,125 --> 01:33:02,461
The bad seed is back!

1739
01:33:02,544 --> 01:33:05,590
It's Wild Thing!

1740
01:33:05,674 --> 01:33:10,053
Aah!

1741
01:33:10,178 --> 01:33:11,638
Wild Thing

1742
01:33:14,015 --> 01:33:15,934
You make
my heart sing

1743
01:33:18,436 --> 01:33:20,397
You make everything

1744
01:33:20,523 --> 01:33:21,440
Groovy

1745
01:33:23,109 --> 01:33:25,403
Come on, wild thing

1746
01:33:25,486 --> 01:33:26,404
Hey, hey!

1747
01:33:26,487 --> 01:33:27,697
Yeah!

1748
01:33:33,203 --> 01:33:35,414
Nice look.
Welcome back, Vaughn.

1749
01:33:35,539 --> 01:33:36,957
Good to be back.

1750
01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:41,003
OK. Now, Beck likes them
on the outer half,

1751
01:33:41,087 --> 01:33:42,046
so jam him.

1752
01:33:42,088 --> 01:33:44,173
I want Parkman.

1753
01:33:44,257 --> 01:33:46,342
Parkman's not up.
Beck's the hitter.

1754
01:33:46,426 --> 01:33:47,343
I'll walk him.

1755
01:33:47,427 --> 01:33:49,971
And load the bases
for Parkman?

1756
01:33:50,054 --> 01:33:52,390
I want Parkman.

1757
01:33:57,021 --> 01:33:58,314
Wild thing

1758
01:34:00,941 --> 01:34:01,735
You make
my heart sing

1759
01:34:01,985 --> 01:34:04,696
Alright.
Go get him, Rick.

1760
01:34:04,988 --> 01:34:07,157
You make everything

1761
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:08,283
Groovy...

1762
01:34:08,408 --> 01:34:10,035
Hey, when the tough
get going,

1763
01:34:10,118 --> 01:34:11,244
the going get tough.

1764
01:34:29,597 --> 01:34:31,433
OK, Ricky, baby!

1765
01:34:31,558 --> 01:34:33,935
Time for
some serious cheese!

1766
01:34:34,020 --> 01:34:35,438
The Roquefort Rocket!

1767
01:34:35,563 --> 01:34:37,315
The Brie Bullet!

1768
01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:39,275
The Parmesan Pellet!

1769
01:34:48,451 --> 01:34:50,203
So, in a surprise move,

1770
01:34:50,370 --> 01:34:53,039
Vaughn is on to pitch here.

1771
01:34:53,374 --> 01:34:54,416
Ball 1!

1772
01:34:54,625 --> 01:34:55,834
They're going to walk Beck
to get to Parkman.

1773
01:34:56,794 --> 01:34:59,464
Obviously,
Taylor's thinking-

1774
01:34:59,589 --> 01:35:02,258
I don't know what the hell
he's thinking.

1775
01:35:05,971 --> 01:35:07,138
New haircut...

1776
01:35:07,389 --> 01:35:08,306
same dead arm.

1777
01:35:11,477 --> 01:35:13,144
And there's ball 4,

1778
01:35:13,145 --> 01:35:14,730
and Beck trots to first.

1779
01:35:16,691 --> 01:35:18,651
So they're loaded
forJack Parkman

1780
01:35:18,776 --> 01:35:21,737
who's hitting just over
.900 against Vaughn.

1781
01:35:21,904 --> 01:35:24,448
Parkman homered
the last time he faced him.

1782
01:35:24,573 --> 01:35:25,616
Nowbatting,

1783
01:35:25,950 --> 01:35:27,618
number 15,

1784
01:35:28,161 --> 01:35:30,622
Jack Parkman.

1785
01:35:48,141 --> 01:35:50,268
You wanted him,
you got him.

1786
01:35:50,352 --> 01:35:52,062
OK, Rick.
Let's get nasty.

1787
01:35:53,731 --> 01:35:56,483
Vaughn looking
for the sign...

1788
01:35:56,609 --> 01:35:57,652
and he's got it.

1789
01:36:02,532 --> 01:36:04,951
Swung on and missed!
Strike 1!

1790
01:36:05,035 --> 01:36:06,953
He had something
on that baby!

1791
01:36:07,038 --> 01:36:08,039
Whoo.

1792
01:36:09,707 --> 01:36:11,500
Boy's pumped up.

1793
01:36:11,584 --> 01:36:14,003
Looks like
I'll have to get serious.

1794
01:36:14,086 --> 01:36:16,714
Vaughn back
on the slab.

1795
01:36:22,345 --> 01:36:25,223
Baker gives him
the sign.

1796
01:36:25,349 --> 01:36:28,518
Vaughn ready,
and here it comes.

1797
01:36:28,603 --> 01:36:31,356
Swung on and foul
to the screen.

1798
01:36:31,439 --> 01:36:34,233
Parkman wasn't fooled
on that one.

1799
01:36:34,359 --> 01:36:36,277
Oh, he just missed it.

1800
01:36:36,361 --> 01:36:37,987
I got your timing now.

1801
01:36:38,071 --> 01:36:40,406
But I'll bet you don't have
enough hair on your ass

1802
01:36:40,490 --> 01:36:42,075
to throw me another one.

1803
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:44,035
Here it comes, Parkman.

1804
01:36:44,118 --> 01:36:46,996
Old number one,
The Terminator.

1805
01:36:47,081 --> 01:36:50,084
You get a piece of it,
you can rename it.

1806
01:36:58,593 --> 01:36:59,928
Blow this chump away.

1807
01:37:00,053 --> 01:37:04,474
Staywith the smoke.
Just go after him.

1808
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:07,228
Mr. Parkman,
you're a great ball player,

1809
01:37:07,269 --> 01:37:08,479
and I'd just like to say

1810
01:37:08,604 --> 01:37:10,231
you're standing
on the tracks,

1811
01:37:10,314 --> 01:37:12,316
and the train's
coming through, butthead.

1812
01:37:16,153 --> 01:37:18,948
Bring it here, Ricky!

1813
01:37:19,115 --> 01:37:21,492
So Vaughn is 0-2
to Parkman.

1814
01:37:43,809 --> 01:37:44,977
Swung on and missed!

1815
01:37:45,102 --> 01:37:46,312
Yeah!

1816
01:37:46,437 --> 01:37:49,106
And the Indians win it!
It's all over!

1817
01:37:49,231 --> 01:37:50,649
The Indians win it!

1818
01:37:52,777 --> 01:37:53,653
Whoo!

1819
01:38:10,004 --> 01:38:12,298
I gotta get
out of this business!

1820
01:38:12,381 --> 01:38:13,507
Oh!

1821
01:38:13,632 --> 01:38:14,717
That-a-boy, Rick!

1822
01:38:15,009 --> 01:38:16,135
I knew you could do it!

1823
01:38:16,260 --> 01:38:19,347
Mr. Brown, calm down!

1824
01:38:19,473 --> 01:38:20,725
I love this shit!

1825
01:38:21,017 --> 01:38:22,685
I may move to England!

1826
01:38:24,979 --> 01:38:26,314
I told you we'd win!

1827
01:38:26,356 --> 01:38:28,983
I told you in spring training
we'd win!

1828
01:38:29,108 --> 01:38:30,151
Yay!

1829
01:38:30,234 --> 01:38:31,611
Indians!

1830
01:38:31,694 --> 01:38:33,446
- Oh!
- Oh!

1831
01:38:33,529 --> 01:38:34,697
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1832
01:38:34,989 --> 01:38:36,991
We're going
to the World Series now!

1833
01:38:37,117 --> 01:38:38,661
We're going
to the World Series!

1834
01:38:38,744 --> 01:38:42,331
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

1835
01:38:42,414 --> 01:38:43,457
Yeah!

1836
01:38:43,540 --> 01:38:44,708
Whoo! Whoo!

1837
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:46,335
Yeah!

1838
01:38:48,713 --> 01:38:49,631
Unh!

1839
01:38:49,714 --> 01:38:52,676
There is no God.

1840
01:38:52,759 --> 01:38:53,009
Yeah!

1841
01:38:55,137 --> 01:38:57,431
We did it!

1842
01:38:57,556 --> 01:38:58,724
Hey, what's up?
Hey, baby.

1843
01:38:59,016 --> 01:38:59,725
Yeah!

1844
01:39:00,017 --> 01:39:00,726
Alright!

1845
01:39:01,018 --> 01:39:02,728
Thank you.

1846
01:39:03,020 --> 01:39:05,231
You were so wonderful
out there, Rick.

1847
01:39:05,356 --> 01:39:08,025
The General Cereals
reps are here.

1848
01:39:08,109 --> 01:39:10,111
Great game, Rick.
We'd like to offer you-

1849
01:39:10,236 --> 01:39:12,154
I'm sorry, fellas.
You got the wrong guy.

1850
01:39:12,238 --> 01:39:14,365
I'm sure you make
a great cereal,

1851
01:39:14,491 --> 01:39:16,034
but I like my hair
the way it is.

1852
01:39:16,159 --> 01:39:18,079
I don't eat breakfast
anyway.

1853
01:39:18,162 --> 01:39:19,580
Rick, what are you saying?

1854
01:39:21,332 --> 01:39:23,084
You're a great gal,
Flannery,

1855
01:39:23,167 --> 01:39:24,627
much too good for me.

1856
01:39:24,752 --> 01:39:26,087
Take a hike.

1857
01:39:39,435 --> 01:39:41,061
Nikki, hold it.

1858
01:39:41,186 --> 01:39:44,523
Nikki, I know I was a jerk
the other night,

1859
01:39:44,606 --> 01:39:46,526
but I want to
make it up to you.

1860
01:39:46,609 --> 01:39:48,737
Don't let him sweet-talk you,
Miss R.

1861
01:39:48,987 --> 01:39:51,656
I got World Series tickets
for the kids,

1862
01:39:51,782 --> 01:39:53,534
dugout boxes.

1863
01:39:53,617 --> 01:39:55,953
Take him back.
I forgive him.

1864
01:39:56,078 --> 01:39:57,246
Thank you.

1865
01:39:57,330 --> 01:40:00,291
These guys will really be happy
with the tickets.

1866
01:40:02,460 --> 01:40:03,627
Congratulations.

1867
01:40:03,753 --> 01:40:05,379
Wait. Nikki.

1868
01:40:05,463 --> 01:40:07,423
I want you to come out with me
and celebrate.

1869
01:40:07,506 --> 01:40:09,133
For an hour,

1870
01:40:09,258 --> 01:40:10,259
a year.

1871
01:40:10,344 --> 01:40:12,637
Whatever.
Just come out with me.

1872
01:40:17,101 --> 01:40:19,103
Alright.

1873
01:40:19,228 --> 01:40:21,147
What do you say
we start with an hour?