1 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,410 Any similarities to real people or events 2 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,008 is purely coincidental. 3 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:03,921 The Crime Channel. All crime all the time. 4 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:18,061 Excuse me, son. Where do you keep the anti-acids? 5 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:22,336 That aisle, right-hand side. Third shelf from the bottom. 6 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,307 That'll be $3.72. 7 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:38,682 Aren't you a little young to be working the night shift... 8 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:39,555 ...hombre? 9 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,088 I lied about my age. 10 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:46,565 How old are you, son? 11 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:48,567 Fourteen. 12 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,865 Shouldn't you be doin' your homework 13 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,565 for school or something? 14 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:53,936 Don't go. 15 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:56,066 Just sittin' around reading "Girls and Guns" 16 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,577 and smokin' marijuana in the walk-in freezer, 17 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:01,205 and dreaming about pussy, huh? 18 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:03,238 How'd you know? 19 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,046 Been there. 20 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,648 Sometimes I watch TV. 21 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,055 Oh, yeah? What do you watch? 22 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:17,328 Them reality kind of shows. 23 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,230 Like, people get killed and stuff. 24 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,461 Tell me, son... 25 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:25,266 you plannin' on selling cigarettes for the rest of your life? 26 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,235 I haven't really thought about it. 27 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:40,642 I guess you might have noticed that 45 laying on the counter. 28 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:45,090 Yeah. I was kinda wondering about that. 29 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:47,115 Think you can grab it... 30 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,320 faster than me? 31 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,666 Yeah. 32 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,501 Well... 33 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:03,373 That's pretty damn good, small fry. 34 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,810 I want you to give me all that money out of the cash register. 35 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:09,640 Well... 36 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,775 what about my gun? 37 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,718 It ain't loaded. 38 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,153 Well... 39 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,956 Yeah, that's right. 40 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:31,335 After you put the money in that smiley face bag... 41 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:34,033 hand me that night drop, too. 42 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:36,007 We ain't got no night drop. 43 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:39,944 You must think I'm a lot stupider than I look, hombre... 44 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:45,042 'cause I know that night drop turns over at exactly 1:35 a.m. 45 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,780 If you're thinking that armored car's gonna be pulling up soon, 46 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,345 and you might be privy to a hellacious gun fight 47 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:53,848 where yours truly just might buy the proverbial farm... 48 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,884 you're dead wrong. 49 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:58,863 'Cause right about now, the driver of the said vehicle 50 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,196 will be pulling over to the side of the road 51 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,794 to help a beautiful young lady, 52 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,804 in roadway distress. 53 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,952 Hi. 54 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,189 My goodness, mister, I'm so glad you stopped. 55 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:33,528 I was starting to get a little scared being out here all alone. 56 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:37,559 With hardly anything on to protect me from the elements. 57 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:41,801 - Uh-huh. - Ohh, wow! 58 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,365 Wow! 59 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:46,710 Look at all those tools. 60 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:52,681 I bet you have yourself a ripe 'ol time. 61 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:57,085 Handcuffs... 62 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:05,326 I just love handcuffs. 63 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,129 - Really? - Um-hmm. 64 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:09,862 Hey, can I play with them? 65 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:11,267 Come on. Just for a little while. 66 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,169 It might be fun, don't you think? 67 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,374 Okay. 68 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,434 Okay. 69 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:21,504 Oh, thanks. 70 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,708 Wow! 71 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:28,551 Boy, that's some mighty hard steel, isn't it? 72 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,522 Mmm-mmm. 73 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,923 Oh, it's so... 74 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,320 Wow. Look at you. 75 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:44,098 Such a big, big strong man. 76 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,037 Oh, baby. Come to daddy! 77 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,202 - Oh, baby. - My cuffs... anything you want. 78 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:56,179 My goodness, aren't you a live one. 79 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,314 Gee wiz... 80 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,013 You know what? 81 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:03,783 Baby, I just don't think I know you well enough 82 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,552 to be sharing your saliva. 83 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,255 Whoo! 84 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,930 So, he'll be unzipping his pants... 85 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,734 and wanking his hooter right about now, 86 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:24,709 and have a right fine story to tell the boys at the bar... 87 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,678 and I won't be having no trouble with the police. 88 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:30,679 Right on time. 89 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:33,150 That sound's pure music to my ears. 90 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:35,786 Gosh, mister... 91 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,916 you sure know your convenience stores. 92 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,654 It's my business to know convenience stores. 93 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:43,787 - Yes. - Okay, squirt... 94 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,765 fill up the rest of that smiley bag and I'll be on my way. 95 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:50,661 Hey uh... 96 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:54,571 how much money you figure's in this here bag? 97 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,337 Uh, right about five-hundred dollars. 98 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,841 What's this? 99 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,008 Ten percent of the gross. 100 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,416 Don't spend it all on dope. 101 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:08,716 Thanks. 102 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,051 Hey, man... 103 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:11,852 you forgot your gun. 104 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:15,292 It's yours, kid. Get your ass out of the rat race. 105 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,089 That's right, son... 106 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,428 you got yourself a real occupation. 107 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,601 Man, why are you giving me this gun? 108 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:28,766 Well, when I was your age... 109 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,571 someone did the same for me. 110 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,678 I was a lot like you, and... 111 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,648 he was a lot like me. 112 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,206 Just returnin' the favor. 113 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:56,626 I got two pieces of advice for you, small fry... 114 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,899 never believe a word anyone says... 115 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:02,135 and never rob a store with a loaded gun. 116 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:03,698 Never! 117 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,072 Yes, sir. 118 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,416 That way no one gets hurt. 119 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,148 People ask me why I chose a life outside the law. 120 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:52,021 They say, "Watty Watts you're a smart man. 121 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:55,255 Why do you feel you gotta hold up every two bit convenience store, 122 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,558 between Dallas and Tyler?" 123 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,326 And I say to them... 124 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:02,266 "You ever think to ask Merle Haggard or Loretta Lynn 125 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,098 why they sing country?" 126 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:07,537 "You ever wonder why Morrison became a rock star?" 127 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,804 Hell no. Things just happen. 128 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:13,505 You see, I'm an artist. 129 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,310 Whether it's cooking breakfast or ripping off convenience stores, 130 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,680 I'm an artist. 131 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,777 Disabysmal. 132 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:25,280 Through repetition of danger, we become accustomed to it. 133 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,953 Difficulty at the beginning. 134 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,225 To find one's place in the infinity of being, 135 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:34,426 one must be able to both separate and to unite. 136 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,866 You see if you want something in life, 137 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,926 you gotta be able to go out there and take it. 138 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,996 Nobody's gonna hand it to you on a plate. 139 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,905 When I was a young boy... 140 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:45,410 my granddaddy, who had been a professional bounty hunter, 141 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:48,413 he said to me, "Watty only two things you need in life 142 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,915 to get by on this planet. 143 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,043 Love and a 45." 144 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,522 Well howdy, young lady. 145 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,034 What is a fine looking young woman such as yourself 146 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:14,301 doing on one these dangerous, deserted, back country Texas roads? 147 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,399 Hey, baby. 148 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,876 Did you get us some grocery money? 149 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,379 I just might have. 150 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,349 Perhaps you'd like to join me in my chariot 151 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,749 for a little romp in the moonlight? 152 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,515 Perhaps I would. 153 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:32,888 Her name is Starlene Cheatham. I'm Watty Watts. 154 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,189 We specialize in risk management. 155 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:43,790 Stop that Watty Watts. 156 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,423 You better quit it or I'm gonna whip your behind. 157 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:54,436 Hey, that felt kinda good. 158 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,178 You know what? 159 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,344 I was just thinking of something. 160 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,411 Oh yeah, what were you thinking? 161 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,481 I was thinking how today's gonna be the day. 162 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,290 What day is that? 163 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,124 The day you make an honest woman out of me. 164 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,723 Where's that damn ring? 165 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:24,725 Come on, Star. You've been saying that everyday since you were fifteen. 166 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,601 There ain't gonna be no ring today. 167 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,131 Mm-hmm. I know today's gonna be the day. 168 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,074 Yes. 169 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:34,778 I think I'm gonna have to tickle you 170 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,147 till you ask me the big question. 171 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,116 And if that doesn't work... 172 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,121 I'm gonna hold that gun up to your head... 173 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,885 till you ask me what I like. 174 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,785 Wait. 175 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,457 - Huh? - Did you hear that? 176 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,432 I don't want to hear it, baby. 177 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:57,924 Listen. Wait who is that? 178 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,734 Go see who that is. 179 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,436 Oh shit. 180 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:11,177 Okay. Rain down on the bugs. 181 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,185 Come on, little bugs. 182 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,787 - Creepy, You pissin' again? - Drink it up. 183 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:23,623 Well, if it ain't my favorite two homicidal maniacs... 184 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,688 Creepy Cody and Dinosaur Bob. 185 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,131 How you boys doin'? 186 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,896 Watty Watts. 187 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:33,837 I hope we didn't wake you too early this fine morning. 188 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,569 Yeah, we been partying all night. 189 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:41,473 Yeah, I see you boys are lookin' proper and prim this morning. 190 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,004 Man, we've been in a different time zone. 191 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,246 For us it's four 'o clock in the afternoon. 192 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:51,450 Well, it ain't four o'clock in the afternoon for me, boys. 193 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,458 We didn't think so, Watty. 194 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,323 What ya doin' to my tomatoes, man? 195 00:14:55,361 --> 00:15:00,958 - He's watering 'em. - I eat those tomatoes, assholes. 196 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:06,666 Well, we stopped by to remind you today is payday. 197 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,565 Why don't you two speed freaks get lost? 198 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,008 I haven't eatin' my breakfast yet. 199 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,979 You know, I hate breakfast. It makes me want to puke. 200 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,847 You just... 201 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,044 Go on back to... 202 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,814 Whatever it was you were doing. 203 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,654 Oh... 204 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,055 How's that pussy? 205 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:40,160 I don't think I caught your meaning there, Bob. 206 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,569 As least for your sake I hope I didn't. 207 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,783 Watty... 208 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,852 Hey, we just came by to remind you that today, 209 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,729 Pecro wants his fucking money. 210 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:07,857 You know how Pecro can get. 211 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,835 - Get the two grand. - Get the money, fucker. 212 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,931 I got your money, boys. 213 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,204 I just need to retrieve it. 214 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,541 Good. We're gonna see you again sooner or later. 215 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,576 Sooner than later. 216 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,384 Hey, Watt, who was that? 217 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,824 Two asshole Bible salesmen. 218 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,259 What'd they want? 219 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,496 To save my soul. 220 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,798 Hey... 221 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,636 Come over here and hold me. 222 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,042 Uh-huh. 223 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,191 Do you love me, Watt? 224 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,955 More than anything. 225 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:12,122 More than your car likes oil? 226 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,597 More than my car likes oil. 227 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,658 More than a preacher likes God? 228 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,762 More than Jimmy Swaggart loves to sweat. 229 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,399 Well, I think you'd better kiss me then, huh? 230 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,358 Is that who I think it is? 231 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,426 Yeah. 232 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,230 You promised me you weren't gonna have 233 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,999 anything to do with him, Watt. 234 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,699 Man, you promised me. 235 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,402 I gotta make car payments, don't I? 236 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,035 I told you I didn't want anymore of your 237 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,069 Goddamn prison buddies over at the house. 238 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,637 Especially not him. 239 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,911 Why can't y'all meet at a pool hall or something? 240 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,713 I told him to call me if he had any leads. 241 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,447 Why can't he use the damn phone? 242 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,455 'Cause he thinks all the lines are bugged. 243 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,514 Look, I don't like him, okay? 244 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,287 He's an drug addict and an asshole. 245 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,657 And he's a male chauvinist pig. 246 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,527 - Watty. - Keep your voice down. 247 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,963 Star, listen. 248 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,761 All I want is a little financial solvency. 249 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,098 I told Billy to come by if he had anything cooking. 250 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:27,697 There's just some things that you just don't understand. 251 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,604 Hey, you understand this, all right. 252 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,768 You're not gonna let that asshole in this house. 253 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,677 Watty! - I'm serious. 254 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,544 Watt! 255 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,914 - Fuck! - It's about time, Hoss. 256 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,383 - How you doin' there Watty? - All right, Billy. 257 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,389 - Oh, Goddamn. - See you in a minute. 258 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,954 Starlene. How are ya? 259 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,394 Mmm. 260 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,159 You know, your lookin' awful pretty today. 261 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:59,329 Hurts me. 262 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,851 But you know, you always looked real good to me. 263 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,117 - You know that, don't you? - You look the same, Billy... 264 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,522 but I can't say that I like it that much. 265 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,992 Mmm. 266 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,961 Hey, Star... 267 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,760 - Let me ask you question. - I probably couldn't stop you. 268 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,396 How come you don't like me so much, huh? 269 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:37,306 'Cause you're scum. Pure and simple. 270 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,367 Watty might not see it, but I do. 271 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,174 You're a piece of white trash. 272 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,944 And I don't trust ya for as far as I can toss ya. 273 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,448 Damn it, I know you wanta have sex with me. 274 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,919 Yeah, have sex with that. 275 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,582 Ohh! Goddamn! 276 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,181 Ain't you sassy. 277 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:56,160 - Hey. - Hey, Watty, what's up? 278 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,822 What's goin' on, Billy? 279 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:02,664 Nothin'. You know, she's joking around like she always does. 280 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,602 Hey, man. I'm having me a good fuckin' day today. 281 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:06,968 You interested in makin' the best score of the year? 282 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,268 Tell me about it in the car. 283 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,336 Oh, okay. 284 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:16,875 Hey I'm gonna see you later, honey. 285 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,424 I'm uh, I'm gonna be goin', okay? 286 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,162 Hey... 287 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,722 Just don't do anything stupid, all right? 288 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,770 Take a look at that. 289 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:49,377 - That ain't for me, is it? - No, it's not for you, stupid. 290 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,279 It's a weddin' ring. 291 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,810 What'd you... 292 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,013 Watty, did you take a stupid pill? 293 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,112 What do you mean by that, man? 294 00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,522 - Just what I said. - What are you saying? 295 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,220 - What the fuck are you... - Hey, fuck you, man! 296 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,592 I have no time for your bullshit. 297 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,460 I've got a problematical situation going on. 298 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,526 I borrowed two-thousand dollars from Father Pecro 299 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,161 to buy that wedding ring. 300 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,264 See, you're a stupid asshole. 301 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,468 Well, I couldn't help it, man, it was on sale. 302 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:18,999 How much of the money do you have? 303 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,580 Four-hundred and fifty bucks. 304 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,116 You're bitch whipped, man. You're fuckin' bitch whipped. 305 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,880 I if don't get that money to Pecro, 306 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:29,887 I'll be wiping me up in the same hand, you know? 307 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:35,682 Well, it looks like you're in world of shit partner. 308 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:39,219 But, today just happens to be your lucky day. 309 00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,494 Yeah, what's the score, Billy boy? 310 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,525 I found us a choice fuckin' spot, man. 311 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,867 Over in Creedmore by the box factory. 312 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:50,102 You mean that bait shop that's got the Orange Knee-Hi sign? 313 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,632 I'm not talkin' about that fuckin' place. 314 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,702 I'm talkin' about a place about a hundred yards over. 315 00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:55,906 You mean that place that's got them real good hot links? 316 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,108 It's got a big red billboard. 317 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,175 What about that place? It's penny-ante bullshit. 318 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,413 Just hold on to your horses, Watty, okay? 319 00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:04,354 Have you no faith in me? 320 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,857 I've been gettin' real sweet on the girl who works the day shift. 321 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,587 She told me... 322 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:12,893 that the owner's gettin' himself a brand new bass boat. 323 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:18,061 Oh, well, that's bad ass, Billy. I'm real happy for him. 324 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,627 There's some damn good fishing around here... 325 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,639 But what the fuck do I need with a bass boat? 326 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,732 He's buying the boat with cash, Watty. 327 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:24,969 He's got it locked up in the safe, 328 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,875 because he thinks his wife's gonna take it, 329 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:27,970 and go out on a shopping spree. 330 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,106 You know how them bitches get. He's all paranoid. 331 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:32,207 The money's right there in the safe. 332 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,514 How much money you figure he's got in there? 333 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:37,420 What I'm figuring is ten-thousand dollars, man. 334 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:40,050 Ten grand? 335 00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:59,635 Where in the hell did you get these? 336 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,373 I got 'em at the discount store, man. 337 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:02,607 They were in the bargain bin. 338 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:06,208 Oh, God, Billy. Just give me my gun. 339 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:09,812 Okay, Billy, Let's check to make sure these babies ain't loaded. 340 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,953 - Check. - Check. 341 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,859 Hey, man, you sure you don't want any of this? 342 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,231 I don't think it's such a good idea 343 00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,998 for you to be doin' that shit before a job. 344 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:28,471 Cleans out my brain. 345 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:31,032 Turns your brain into chewing gum. 346 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,476 - I'm cool. - You better be cool. 347 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,707 - Are you ready? - Born on a green light, Daddyo. 348 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,078 Let's go. 349 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,453 Okay, honey, just remain real calm. 350 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,685 I'm here to rob this place and I aim to do it right. 351 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,921 Give me all your money. 352 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,225 Look at the funny man. 353 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,505 Y'all say this is a robbery? 354 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:15,216 Y'all say there's some money? 355 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,781 There ain't no money. 356 00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:24,586 So, why don't you two jokers get lost? 357 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,460 Oh man, she's high as a kite. 358 00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:28,193 What the hell's goin' on, huh? 359 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,367 Okay, lady... 360 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:36,499 now you just tell me where the money is... 361 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:39,442 and we'll get it ourselves, okay? 362 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,276 Hey... 363 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,750 you're kinda cute. 364 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,286 Wanta get high with me? 365 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,560 You do not wanta fuck with me lady. 366 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,999 Tell me where that money is. The money for the bass boat. 367 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:05,400 - Where the hell is it!? - I told you... 368 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:08,065 I put all the money in my main line. 369 00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,609 Quit fucking around with us, you stupid bitch. 370 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,273 I know there's some fucking money in here 371 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,838 for some Goddamn bass boat. 372 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,976 Get it out of the fucking safe now! 373 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,645 Billy Mack? 374 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,211 Is that you, hon? 375 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:27,953 Honey! 376 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:29,893 Oh, man! That is fucking great. 377 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,919 That's fucking beautiful, man. She seen your face. 378 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,954 Billy, you stupid asshole. 379 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,097 Watty... 380 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,001 you hear them fuckin' sirens? 381 00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,100 What the fuck did you do? 382 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:47,839 Fuckin' trip the fuckin' alarm? 383 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,279 You stupid fucked up bitch. 384 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,180 Fuck me again like you did last night. 385 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,084 You called the cops you fuckin', fucked up bitch! 386 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,054 Billy, what the hell you doin'? 387 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:59,648 She seen my fuckin' face, Watt. What the fuck. 388 00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:00,953 The cops are on their fuckin' way. 389 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:03,450 You seen my fuckin' face, bitch. 390 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,122 She seen my fuckin' face, Watty. 391 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,597 She seen my fuckin' face. 392 00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:10,226 Calm down, Billy. Just calm the fuck down! 393 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,362 You done fucked up now. You seen my fuckin' face. 394 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,771 You fucked up. 395 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:36,688 I think I shot her. 396 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,996 Oh, Christ, Billy. What have you done? 397 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:41,999 Oh shit! 398 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,160 I think I shot her. 399 00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:46,136 Do you hear that sound? It's the fuckin' cops... 400 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:49,334 and you just blew your girl friend's brains all over the place. 401 00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:51,808 - She was my face, man. - Shut up! 402 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:53,174 Now I'm not leaving here without the money... 403 00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:55,111 so you gotta go get it now! 404 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,212 Find the fuckin' money! 405 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,921 Come on, man! Come on! 406 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,688 Get off of me. 407 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,286 Watty, she doesn't look good. 408 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,596 Hurry up, Billy! Hurry up, man! 409 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,728 I got it. 410 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,811 Damn them fuckin' pigs. 411 00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:48,423 He's chasing a speeder on the highway. 412 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:50,525 Get off of me. 413 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,873 Come on, man. Let's get out of here now! 414 00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:04,638 That stupid fuckin' bitch! 415 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,174 That stupid fuckin' bitch! 416 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:09,448 Bitch! Bitch! 417 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,352 Why did she have to fuckin'... 418 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:14,055 I killed her! 419 00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:15,582 Fuck! 420 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,191 Damn! 421 00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:26,332 Watty... 422 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,895 Watty. 423 00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:31,568 Watty I did a bad thing. Watty! 424 00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:35,739 Up until now, I always considered myself happy. 425 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,680 I had a beautiful girlfriend... 426 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,617 a car and a trailer home. 427 00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:45,282 But at this moment I knew my life had taken an unwelcome turn. 428 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:48,781 I'd been a con and a thief for twenty-five years, 429 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:51,421 but I never hurt no one. 430 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:56,332 Billy had violated the code, he'd packed a loaded gun. 431 00:29:06,277 --> 00:29:08,677 Speed snortin' psychopath sittin' next to me, 432 00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:12,149 had interrupted the flow of my happiness. 433 00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:15,277 He had killed someone in my presence... 434 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:19,450 and in all likelihood, my life had been fucked. 435 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,687 Hey... 436 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:25,655 I'm hungry, man. I think I need to eat. 437 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:26,925 I need to get me some breakfast. 438 00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:29,957 Billy, you are crazy. 439 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:32,094 You're gonna take me to some fuckin' breakfast, 440 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,105 and you're gonna pay for it now. 441 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,629 You got that fuckin' right? 442 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:37,835 Now! 443 00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:56,289 I really fucked up. 444 00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:59,091 Just eat your damn eggs. 445 00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:02,693 They're gonna find me. 446 00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:06,832 You know they fry you that shit. 447 00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:10,364 They gonna fry me. 448 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,879 Remember when we was back in Huntsville? 449 00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:16,574 They fried Clarence. 450 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:18,104 I know you remember that fuckin' smell. 451 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:23,219 You could hear him screaming all the way down the cellblock. 452 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:26,113 His eyes were comin' out of his fuckin' head. 453 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,148 Shut the fuck up, man! 454 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:29,820 They ain't gonna do shit. 455 00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:33,297 You know they will. I got my prints all over that safe. 456 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,029 Hell, you didn't do shit, man. 457 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,365 You're practically in the clear. 458 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,303 They'll probably let you off on probation. 459 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,863 Shut the fuck up, man! 460 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:52,079 We're getting out of here right now, 461 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,981 before somebody calls the freakin' cops. 462 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:54,814 Come on, let's go. 463 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,447 We're not goin' nowhere till I finish my damn breakfast. 464 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:03,486 Christ, Billy, put that fuckin' thing away, man. 465 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:10,397 Okay. 466 00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:11,902 I want you to... 467 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:13,426 I want you to take your car keys, 468 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:16,167 and I want you to drop them fuckers in my plate now. 469 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,368 You're crazier than a road lizard, Billy. 470 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:21,037 Maybe I am, but I ain't goin' back to that place. 471 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:25,443 And I ain't goin' to that fuckin' chair. 472 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:29,578 I'm gonna go down south, take that money... 473 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:33,057 go get me some margaritas down there in Mexico. 474 00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:37,485 'Cause I know what you'd do... 475 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:39,792 You and your stupid girl friend. You'd take that money... 476 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,265 and you'd turn me in, wouldn't you? 477 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,428 That's what you'd do! I'm not stupid, man! 478 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,233 Now you take them keys out of your pocket, 479 00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:48,796 and you put 'em on my plate now. 480 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,809 Before I paint the fuckin' wall with the back side of your head. 481 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,070 Now! 482 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,792 Fuck you, Billy! 483 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,391 Have a nice day. 484 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,433 Get it out! 485 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:21,665 Get this fuckin' fork out of my neck! 486 00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:31,706 Run, Watty Watt. 487 00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:46,119 You better watch your back. 488 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,646 I figured that Billy Mack would probably bleed to death 489 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:07,344 at some rest stop off the highway. 490 00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:09,751 I regretted having to fork him in the neck, 491 00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:13,086 but, I swear to God he'd have shot me if I hadn't. 492 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:16,821 I'd often liked Billy, but he was crazy... 493 00:33:16,861 --> 00:33:18,522 And I hope that he was killed. 494 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:55,630 I got a I Ching, where the hell is it? 495 00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:57,133 I don't know. 496 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,998 What the hell happened? 497 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,134 The job got fucked! 498 00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:07,041 Fuckin' Billy shot the counter girl. 499 00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:08,511 Then he made me take him to breakfast... 500 00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:10,741 then he tried to kill me so I stuck a fork in his neck. 501 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:12,306 I'm not sure if I killed him or not. 502 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,944 In any case, I got the money but we gotta go on a little vacation. 503 00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:16,715 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 504 00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:19,222 Did I just hear you say you think that y'all killed someone? 505 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,054 I didn't kill anyone. Billy killed that counter girl, 506 00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,616 except for maybe I killed Billy. I'm not sure. 507 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,423 Maybe? What the hell are you saying? 508 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:26,293 I told you I stuck a fork in his neck and it looked to me like 509 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:29,766 he was getting ready to bleed to death in the not so distant future. 510 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,735 - What you do that for? - I told you! 511 00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:36,297 He killed that girl and it looked like he was ready to kill me! 512 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:40,071 I can't believe that asshole actually killed someone. 513 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:41,976 Well, he sure as hell did. And we sure as hell got to get 514 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:44,675 the hell out of Dodge pronto till things cool off a bit. 515 00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:46,740 - You got the money? - It's in the car. 516 00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:48,115 Where we gonna go? 517 00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:50,450 Well, I was thinkin' Mexico sounds pretty good. 518 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:53,218 - How about you? - Mexico? 519 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:56,715 Watty, are you shitting me? Your gonna take me to Mexico? 520 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,490 Oh my God! That'll be so much fun. 521 00:34:58,529 --> 00:35:01,828 - We can practice our Spanish. - We sure can. 522 00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:05,097 What should I bring? What's the weather like? 523 00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:08,833 - Hot. - I don't have to bring much, do I? 524 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:12,675 - Hey... - What? 525 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:15,406 You know you don't have to come with me, Star. 526 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,880 Baby, I'd follow you to Oklahoma. 527 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:21,407 - You mean that, baby? - I sure do. 528 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,215 Well all right. 529 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:24,915 - Wait, wait. - What? 530 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,187 - Come on, Star. - I just wanta take a picture. 531 00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:29,955 I wanta remember you face. Come on. 532 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,192 - What are you doin'? - You know what I'm doin', baby. 533 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:47,033 You make me feel so good. 534 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:50,741 It's the sole reason why the good Lord put me on this earth. 535 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:54,316 Huh-Hum. 536 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:57,048 I apologize for the rude interruption, ma'am. 537 00:35:57,088 --> 00:36:01,548 You shouldn't be hanging around with this larcenist variety of white trash. 538 00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:02,854 Well, well. 539 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,988 If it isn't my favorite ex-convict, Watty Watts. 540 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:08,692 Why Ranger Rex, what a pleasant surprise. 541 00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:10,462 I'm so glad you could stop on over... 542 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,163 but seeing how you don't have a warrant... 543 00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:16,173 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut our visit a little short. 544 00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:18,869 Oh, how thoughtless of me, Watts. 545 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:20,844 I plumb forgot all about my warrant. 546 00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:24,772 Here, let me reacclimate your privates for you. 547 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:26,407 You mother fucker! 548 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,315 Easy there, missy. 549 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,820 Simp just had four cups of that Italian coffee. 550 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,049 He's a little twitchy. 551 00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:33,989 Fuck you! 552 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:38,354 Whoo, I bet that hurt pretty good, huh cowboy? 553 00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:41,456 With all the go-go juice up in your little cojones. 554 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,234 Yeah, me and Simp were just cruising the neighborhood, 555 00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:47,169 knowing your feeling towards robbing and stealing 556 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,436 we just stopped on in to have us a little chat. 557 00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:52,772 Well, I've been livin' the straight and narrow 558 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:55,540 so why don't you take your chicken-fried, fascist ass, 559 00:36:55,580 --> 00:37:00,017 out of my fuckin' house before I call the cops. 560 00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:03,447 We are the cops, shit brain. 561 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:11,424 You know what it feels like to hold a gun up to a punk's head? 562 00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:15,061 I don't really like guns. 563 00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:17,192 Feels real good. 564 00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:22,765 I guess you wouldn't be knowing nothin' about a particular messy 565 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:25,776 convenience store job over in Creedmore? 566 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:29,204 The way I see it, a few jokers went in there... 567 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,147 looking for a big score... 568 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:33,480 lost their cool and blew a two-by-two hole 569 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:37,078 in the back of one pretty little cashier's head. 570 00:37:37,121 --> 00:37:39,589 Now normally... 571 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,491 ...this would be just another big night in Texas. 572 00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:46,928 But, it just so happens the cashier was a local sheriff's little girl. 573 00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:48,556 You know what that makes her, Watts? 574 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,168 A very bad trip. 575 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:55,934 A very bad trip for whoever pulled that trigger. 576 00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:01,473 And seeing how the sheriff of Creedmore happens to be my brother, 577 00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:04,276 what do you think that makes that dead little girl to me, Watts? 578 00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:05,441 Huh? 579 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:07,916 Your wife? 580 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,687 - Watty. - That's right... 581 00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,689 that makes her my niece. 582 00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:14,884 And what does that mean? 583 00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:21,288 It means I might have to smoke the low-rent punk that blew her away. 584 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:23,357 And seeing I got my sights on you, 585 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:27,269 you might want to consider something very seriously. 586 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,069 You see I'm on the right side of the law. 587 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:32,132 That means I can get away with murder. 588 00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:35,738 Course you being on the wrong side... 589 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:39,409 that puts you in rather a bad pinch, don't it? 590 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,918 I can smell that job all over you, Watts. 591 00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,943 Like a six-day-old pair of underwear. 592 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:47,617 I didn't do shit, man. 593 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,187 I'm sorry. 594 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:54,197 Fuck you, you son-of-a-bitch! 595 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:56,597 I'll fuckin' take your life. I swear to God. 596 00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:58,534 I'll kill you. 597 00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:01,037 Goddamn you, son-of-a-bitch. 598 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:02,835 Get this fuckin' bitch off of me! 599 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:05,865 I'll fuckin' kill you! I swear to God I will! 600 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,495 Simp, shoot this piece of shit. 601 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,481 Oh fuck. 602 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:54,780 It's beautiful. 603 00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:57,225 It's so fuckin' pretty. 604 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,874 We were heading to San Antone to say good-bye to Star's parents 605 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:56,978 and I just couldn't get the image of Clarence out of my head. 606 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:59,216 Billy had been right; 607 00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:01,588 Once you smell someone frying... 608 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:05,561 you can't ever think clearly again. 609 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,564 Before all this happened, 610 00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:11,625 I'd entertained notions of moving out of Texas with Star as my wife 611 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:14,604 and tryin' to make a straight go of it. 612 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:18,005 I'd begun to feel that luck was an unrenewable resource 613 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,977 and my days as a felon were numbered. 614 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:22,638 If we made it across the border... 615 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,671 I would definitely entertain the notion 616 00:41:24,715 --> 00:41:26,683 of taking up auto mechanics. 617 00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:29,151 Which is the only other thing I know how to do. 618 00:41:30,354 --> 00:41:32,788 I didn't feel much for the cops that we killed. 619 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:38,287 They would have done the same thing to us, 620 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,763 and walked away smiling. 621 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:23,959 Hello? 622 00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:27,300 Hello. Mrs. Cheatham. 623 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:31,570 - Yes. - Hi. This is Woody... 624 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,634 ...Woodpeck. 625 00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:35,235 I'm a friend of your daughter. 626 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:38,077 Starlene? You're a friend of Starlene's? 627 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:42,178 We haven't heard from her in along while. 628 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,787 Hello? Hello? 629 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,093 Are you there? 630 00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:55,422 Hello? 631 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:19,015 Turn that down a bit, please Star. 632 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,552 There's something I wanta ask you, Star. 633 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:28,724 Well ask it. 634 00:44:28,766 --> 00:44:30,825 I just don't know what the future will hold... 635 00:44:30,868 --> 00:44:33,598 and if I should ever end up face down in a narrow grave 636 00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:35,264 I just don't know what you'd do. 637 00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:36,465 Yeah? 638 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,172 There's somethin' I just need to know. 639 00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:41,109 There's somethin' I just gotta ask you. 640 00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:42,578 Yeah? 641 00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:46,542 Starlene, you know I love you, baby. 642 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,177 I'd go to hell and back just to see you smile. 643 00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:52,450 And I know you'd do the same for me. 644 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:55,925 The killers of the two Texas Rangers have been identified 645 00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:58,257 as Watty Watts and Starlene Cheatham. 646 00:44:58,295 --> 00:45:00,695 They're descried as a Caucasian male and female... 647 00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:01,823 in their early twenties... 648 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:06,495 and are suspected to be driving a blue 1972 Plymouth Roadrunner. 649 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,438 If you have any information related to this insidious, 650 00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:11,236 senseless and violent crime, 651 00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:13,869 please call 1-8OO-FOR-CRIME. 652 00:45:13,911 --> 00:45:16,505 Now back to the hits that made America great. 653 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,742 Starlene... 654 00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:20,443 Yeah? 655 00:45:20,484 --> 00:45:22,543 Will you marry me? 656 00:45:22,586 --> 00:45:24,486 Wattford Reynold Watts, 657 00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:27,422 I sure as hell will marry you right here and now. 658 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:30,052 Goddamn! All right! 659 00:45:31,628 --> 00:45:33,391 I can't believe it. 660 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:35,557 Hey, hey, hey... 661 00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:37,931 Look at what I got you, sweetheart. 662 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:41,801 Oh, my God. Oh my... 663 00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:44,034 Oh my God. 664 00:45:50,647 --> 00:45:52,581 You got me a ring! 665 00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:54,516 - It's for me? - Uh-huh. 666 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:59,853 It's so beautiful. Would you look at that? 667 00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:01,551 It looks like real diamonds and everything. 668 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:04,117 Well they are. I drove clear over to Tyler to get 'em. 669 00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,927 Baby, how did you ever afford to buy this for me? 670 00:46:08,966 --> 00:46:11,457 I've been saving up. 671 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:49,098 Well... are we ready to begin with the ceremony? 672 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,334 We are your honor. 673 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:53,536 Okay, kids, here we go. 674 00:46:53,577 --> 00:46:56,137 Now, do you, ah... 675 00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:57,977 Wattford Reynold Watts. 676 00:46:58,015 --> 00:47:00,245 Wattford Reynold Watts... 677 00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:02,149 take this woman... 678 00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:05,417 to be your lawful wedded wife? 679 00:47:05,455 --> 00:47:06,649 I do. 680 00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:08,817 And do you, ah... 681 00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:10,588 Watty and Starlene. 682 00:47:10,627 --> 00:47:12,618 Crazed killers with drop-dead good looks... 683 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,961 murders, movie stars or both. 684 00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:18,331 Next on Crime Spree. 685 00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:22,968 Um, I'm awfully sorry to be pointing this here gun at you, 686 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:24,132 Justice Thurman, sir, but... 687 00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:27,109 it looks like we're wanted and I wanta marry this girl 688 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,941 right here and now. 689 00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:31,743 Looks like it's gonna be a shotgun wedding, hon. 690 00:47:31,782 --> 00:47:34,842 And what if I say no? 691 00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:36,352 Then I probably have to shoot you dead. 692 00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:40,950 So, where were we in the ceremony? 693 00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:42,583 Well, I just said "I do." 694 00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:44,924 Right. So, do you, um... 695 00:47:44,962 --> 00:47:46,327 Starlene Cheatham. 696 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:49,696 Take this man to be your lawful wedded husband? 697 00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:52,099 I sure as hell do. 698 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:55,070 Well then, uh, here, give her the ring, son. 699 00:47:55,105 --> 00:47:58,233 Oh, thank you very much, Justice Thurman, sir. 700 00:47:58,275 --> 00:47:59,970 Here you go, sweetheart. 701 00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:02,638 You may kiss the girl. 702 00:48:04,948 --> 00:48:07,143 Don't you try anything Justice Thurman, sir. 703 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:18,718 Okay, Watt, smile. 704 00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:23,088 Here, you don't mind taken' one of us right quick, 705 00:48:23,133 --> 00:48:24,896 before we tie your arms? 706 00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:26,630 I guess not. 707 00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:33,075 Thank you, sir. I feel real bad about this, but... 708 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:36,841 I can tell you that you've performed a most gracious and noble deed. 709 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,475 And don't think we don't appreciate your cooperation. 710 00:48:40,517 --> 00:48:43,042 Oh, hey... one more time. 711 00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,053 Okay. 712 00:48:45,622 --> 00:48:48,352 Thanks. I mean we can't rightly be spending our honeymoon 713 00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:50,826 in the slammer now, can we? 714 00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:53,557 No, they don't let you have sex in the slammer, son. 715 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:54,564 Oh, Justice Thurman, sir, 716 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,089 I'm just gonna have to, uh... 717 00:48:57,134 --> 00:48:59,227 disconnect your phone, but, I'm gonna put it in the bushes 718 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:00,668 so you can retrieve it later on. 719 00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:02,001 Makes sense I guess. 720 00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:04,974 Can I get you a book or something like that? 721 00:49:05,008 --> 00:49:06,236 Well, uh... 722 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:08,107 if you could turn me toward the television, 723 00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:09,442 I'd be much obliged. 724 00:49:09,479 --> 00:49:10,537 Okay. The count of three, baby. 725 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:12,241 One, two, three. 726 00:49:15,352 --> 00:49:17,843 Mr. Thurman, sir, this is something I hate to do, 727 00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:19,549 but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to it. 728 00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:22,456 You just tell me if it feels real uncomfortable. 729 00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:23,754 That feel okay. 730 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:26,456 - Honey, look at him. - Yeah, well... 731 00:49:26,496 --> 00:49:28,327 I'm afraid we're gonna have to get goin', but... 732 00:49:28,365 --> 00:49:30,060 I'm gonna have to steal your car, 733 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,432 but I'm gonna be leaving you mine, okay? 734 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,529 So, she's a 1972, Plymouth Roadrunner... 735 00:49:35,572 --> 00:49:39,008 She's a bute. So we'll consider this more than a fair exchange. 736 00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:42,637 Now you take real good care she's a collector's item. 737 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:45,170 Thank you very much. 738 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:47,945 Thanks for making our relationship legal. 739 00:49:52,356 --> 00:49:53,345 Oh... 740 00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:57,959 We won't ever forget this moment. 741 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,377 Just do it fast... 742 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:21,145 and keep doin' it hard. 743 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:23,015 Make sure you get them wings right, okay? 744 00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:24,520 You got it. 745 00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:29,155 You are so radical now. 746 00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:32,127 - Shut up. - You shut up. 747 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:35,655 Look, I gotta concentrate here, okay? 748 00:50:37,067 --> 00:50:40,002 I'm gonna go to the store and get some K-Y and some cigarettes. 749 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:41,595 Good. 750 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:46,301 Sorry about all the blood, man. I've never done a head before. 751 00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:48,937 Yeah, a lot of blood in the head. 752 00:50:52,616 --> 00:50:53,583 Yeah, whatever, man. 753 00:50:56,453 --> 00:50:57,579 Ow... 754 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:01,114 What the fuck are you doin', man? 755 00:51:01,158 --> 00:51:02,625 Sorry, man. 756 00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:04,422 Ow... 757 00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:07,157 See now, I guarantee you don't want to fuck with me. 758 00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:10,465 Is that right? 759 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,798 Shit. What the fuck y'all doin' here? 760 00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:15,270 Givin' you a tattoo, baby. 761 00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:16,704 Now, sit your ass back down in this chair 762 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:19,106 so I can finish what he started. 763 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,237 Creepy... 764 00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:29,646 Hey... 765 00:51:29,686 --> 00:51:30,618 what the fuck is up with you guys? 766 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:31,916 You think you can just come in my place 767 00:51:31,955 --> 00:51:34,082 and start fucking with the customers, huh? 768 00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:38,224 That is exactly what I think. 769 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:40,422 You have a problem with that? 770 00:51:40,464 --> 00:51:42,022 No. You guys are cool. 771 00:51:42,065 --> 00:51:43,794 Sit down, don't speak till you're spoken to. 772 00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,165 Okay. 773 00:51:48,972 --> 00:51:50,269 Billy... 774 00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:55,977 I almost didn't recognize you, Bill. 775 00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:57,877 - Nice tattoo. - Thank you. 776 00:51:57,914 --> 00:52:01,645 Believe it or not, I used to be quite an artist with a needle... 777 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:03,880 In all sorts of ways. 778 00:52:04,988 --> 00:52:08,515 Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh. 779 00:52:08,558 --> 00:52:09,889 Van Gogh cut his own ear off. 780 00:52:09,926 --> 00:52:11,359 That's right, Creepy. 781 00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:12,554 Bet you didn't know that, Billy. 782 00:52:12,596 --> 00:52:16,157 - Yeah, I did know it. - I think I missed a spot. 783 00:52:19,035 --> 00:52:21,060 Oh, there's another one. 784 00:52:21,104 --> 00:52:23,197 Fuck you! 785 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:26,903 - You drive fast, Billy. - Yeah, real fast. 786 00:52:26,943 --> 00:52:28,808 But I admire that in a man. 787 00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:31,609 I like a man who dances with speed. 788 00:52:31,648 --> 00:52:35,209 Hey, how is that crystal treatin' you? 789 00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:38,548 Look, it's fuckin' great. 790 00:52:38,588 --> 00:52:40,078 I know you guys always done me right. 791 00:52:40,123 --> 00:52:42,023 That's right. We always done you right! 792 00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:44,754 Shut up, Creepy! 793 00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:47,194 I wouldn't do that, Billy. 794 00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,824 Now what Creepy meant to say, Billy... 795 00:52:49,866 --> 00:52:51,697 is that we always considered you to be a good friend. 796 00:52:51,735 --> 00:52:54,533 We done a lot of nice things for you. 797 00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:57,540 It's only logical that we'd expect you to do the same for us. 798 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:58,905 Don't you think that's logical, Billy? 799 00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:01,604 Yeah. I think that's fuckin' logical. 800 00:53:01,645 --> 00:53:06,947 Now, why were you driving so fast to San Antone? 801 00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:08,507 You got some family down here? 802 00:53:09,886 --> 00:53:12,787 I'm here to get a taco, what the fuck is it to you? 803 00:53:12,822 --> 00:53:14,949 You know what, Billy, I don't like your tone. 804 00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:18,921 This would have noting' to do with Watty Watts, 805 00:53:18,962 --> 00:53:21,123 and that little job y'all pulled off over in Creedmore? 806 00:53:21,164 --> 00:53:22,392 We're lookin' for Watty. 807 00:53:22,432 --> 00:53:24,559 We want to see if he can give a hand with this little problem 808 00:53:24,601 --> 00:53:26,091 that we're having. 809 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:27,797 You that's too fuckin' bad, 810 00:53:27,837 --> 00:53:29,862 'cause I haven't seen that son-of-a-bitch in a month. 811 00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:31,601 That's not the answer I wanted to hear. 812 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:33,575 That's not the answer we wanted to hear, asshole. 813 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,775 - Whoops, wrong place. - Hey, up against the wall. 814 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,081 Sweetheart... 815 00:53:42,118 --> 00:53:45,053 sit down next to Tattoo Joe over there... 816 00:53:45,088 --> 00:53:48,057 if you want to retain that full figure of yours. 817 00:53:48,091 --> 00:53:50,116 You guys mind if I smoke? 818 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,220 Smoke 'em up, honey. 819 00:53:53,263 --> 00:53:55,322 Whoo-Whoo! 820 00:53:56,499 --> 00:53:58,490 Choo-Choo-Choo. 821 00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:06,842 Creepy, lock the door and turn off the neon. 822 00:54:10,213 --> 00:54:11,373 Billy... 823 00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:14,474 Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy. 824 00:54:14,517 --> 00:54:17,315 I have something to confess to you. 825 00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:19,948 I lied about being a tattoo artist. 826 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:22,151 I really don't know what the hell I'm doing. 827 00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,357 Fuckin' shit. 828 00:54:24,394 --> 00:54:27,090 It is gettin' a little unsanitary, don't you think? 829 00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:27,789 Yeah. 830 00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:30,095 But the lure of the arts have always held sway over me... 831 00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:32,363 and I will be glad to continue. 832 00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:35,997 That is if you don't want to tell me the right answers to my questions. 833 00:54:36,039 --> 00:54:39,531 You want to tell me the right answers, don't you, Billy? 834 00:54:39,576 --> 00:54:41,043 Yeah, I guess so. 835 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:43,443 Oh, Billy. 836 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,380 You gotta let me get a piece of that action. 837 00:54:45,415 --> 00:54:47,679 All we want is what we're owed. 838 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:49,344 Plus a little interest. 839 00:54:49,386 --> 00:54:51,547 Yeah. A little interest. 840 00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:52,919 Come on, Billy... 841 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:54,514 let's get out of this piss hole. 842 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,054 Wait a minute. 843 00:54:58,595 --> 00:55:00,187 Wait a minute. 844 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:02,698 I want to give you something. You look a little tuckered out. 845 00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:05,897 This is gonna perk you up. 846 00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:08,426 This is extra special stuff. 847 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:09,961 We've been on it all week. 848 00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:12,031 It will develop your killer instinct. 849 00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:15,442 Bulls eye. I'm gonna fill you with love. 850 00:55:17,681 --> 00:55:20,514 One one-thousand, Two one-thousand... 851 00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:24,008 Three! Are you ready to rock, Billy? 852 00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:28,854 I was born on a green light, daddyo! 853 00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:05,860 Hey, Billy! 854 00:56:17,307 --> 00:56:20,504 I'll get it, honey. Just go on watching your show. 855 00:56:22,779 --> 00:56:25,077 Just a minute, I'll be right there. 856 00:56:29,152 --> 00:56:32,417 Hi, mom. 857 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,320 Starlene! Oh, baby! 858 00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:42,958 I haven't seen you for so long. 859 00:56:42,999 --> 00:56:45,559 Well, here I am! 860 00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:48,666 Mom, what's with that gun? 861 00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:49,467 Nothing honey. 862 00:56:49,506 --> 00:56:52,373 I never answer the door after dark without it. 863 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:55,606 Why don't you just hand me over that gun now, okay? 864 00:56:58,281 --> 00:57:02,047 Who is that good lookin' young stud there with you? 865 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,712 Howdy, Tahylene. 866 00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:07,416 You just come here right now and get you some sugar, Watty. 867 00:57:13,296 --> 00:57:14,558 You been stayin' out of jail? 868 00:57:14,597 --> 00:57:16,997 - Yes, ma'am. - That's good. 869 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,201 Um-hum. 870 00:57:22,205 --> 00:57:24,332 Oh my God. Look at that ring. 871 00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:28,037 Oh! Oh my God. Is that what I think it is? 872 00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:30,705 Me and Watty tied the knot. 873 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:33,408 Far fuckin' out. Y'all are married? 874 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,975 That's right, ma. 875 00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:39,320 Oh, baby. 876 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,657 - Wait till your daddy hears. - Yeah. 877 00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:45,786 - Vergil! - Daddy! 878 00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:47,922 Vergil, you're not gonna believe this. 879 00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:50,023 Vergil ripped his own throat open 880 00:57:50,066 --> 00:57:53,866 during a heavy acid trip in the early sixties. 881 00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:56,903 Vergil was born poor... 882 00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:58,908 and when he read that the government was paying students 883 00:57:58,942 --> 00:58:03,276 to participate in experiments with psychedelic drugs... 884 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,610 he volunteered. 885 00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:09,285 They dosed him with something called BZ... 886 00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,752 Vergil lost it. 887 00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:12,618 He won a huge settlement in court... 888 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:16,557 which allowed him to live well without workin'. 889 00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:17,525 Later in his life... 890 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,994 Vergil lost the function in his legs 891 00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:22,224 due to an amphetamine addiction he acquired 892 00:58:22,265 --> 00:58:25,723 while tryin' to lose weight so he could avoid the draft. 893 00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:29,329 He threw a clot and lost the use of his legs. 894 00:58:29,372 --> 00:58:33,274 But Star's parents have never been addicts... 895 00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:37,769 they're just handicapped, suburban hippies. 896 00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:57,493 Praise the Lord! 897 00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,715 Well, Vergil, I can't say I have as of yet. 898 00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:35,662 Well, yeah, Vergil, I think that I do... 899 00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:42,173 I'm nothin'... till I'm nothin'. 900 00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:49,984 Hey, thanks. What is it? 901 01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:05,462 It's a far-out trip! 902 01:00:07,303 --> 01:00:08,998 Gee, thanks, Daddy... 903 01:00:09,038 --> 01:00:11,199 maybe you shouldn't have, huh? 904 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:21,983 Yeah, well, thank you kindly, Vergil... 905 01:00:22,018 --> 01:00:26,478 See, me and Star we're headin' down south to Mexico... 906 01:00:26,522 --> 01:00:28,717 for a long-term honeymoon. 907 01:00:28,758 --> 01:00:29,986 Well! 908 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,758 So, what've you kids been up to today? 909 01:00:40,269 --> 01:00:43,033 Well, we killed two cops on the way over here... 910 01:00:43,072 --> 01:00:46,701 we got married and saw ourselves on TV for the first time. 911 01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:51,845 Well, my goodness, that does sound like a full day! 912 01:00:51,881 --> 01:00:57,217 Starlene, I swear you ought to be a fiction writer! 913 01:00:57,253 --> 01:01:00,654 You've got the weirdest way of talking! 914 01:01:03,259 --> 01:01:05,124 Well, I hate to be rushin' things... 915 01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:08,289 but me and Star we're on a particularly tight time-table. 916 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,157 We kinda gotta get going. 917 01:01:12,201 --> 01:01:15,261 At this hour? Y'all just got here! 918 01:01:15,304 --> 01:01:18,137 Mama, it's my wedding night. 919 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:20,665 Ready for a little sex? 920 01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:22,905 - Mom! - Goddamn, Thaylene. 921 01:01:24,247 --> 01:01:25,544 God! 922 01:01:28,551 --> 01:01:34,456 Your daddy and me want you guys to have this... 923 01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:35,787 as a stake for the future! 924 01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:37,156 What is it? 925 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:45,925 Holy shit, Mom, that's 3O thousand dollars! 926 01:01:45,968 --> 01:01:48,766 Your daddy's been savin' up. 927 01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:50,739 That settlement pays us pretty damn good, right? 928 01:01:51,974 --> 01:01:54,101 Whoo! 929 01:01:54,143 --> 01:01:55,371 Daddy! 930 01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:58,637 We're just happy knowin' that y'all have it. 931 01:02:02,819 --> 01:02:05,811 Well, I don't know how to thank y'all... 932 01:02:05,855 --> 01:02:08,517 that's about the nicest thing anyone's ever done for us. 933 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,048 Yeah. 934 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,227 Well, Mexico's callin'! 935 01:02:14,263 --> 01:02:17,528 Yo vivo por Rojo Grande! 936 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:18,795 Whoo! 937 01:02:22,438 --> 01:02:25,032 What's that mean? 938 01:02:25,074 --> 01:02:26,837 I live for Big Red. 939 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:29,208 That's all I know in Spanish. 940 01:02:35,985 --> 01:02:37,816 Hey... 941 01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:41,654 maybe we ought to stop in one of those small towns. 942 01:02:42,725 --> 01:02:45,489 We could hold up in one of them little motels... 943 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:50,255 and maybe you could give me something that I kinda need. 944 01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:53,162 Oh, yeah? 945 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,794 What's that? 946 01:02:54,837 --> 01:02:56,737 I think you know. 947 01:02:59,041 --> 01:03:01,305 Well, why don't you pull out that road map there 948 01:03:01,344 --> 01:03:03,244 and find out where the hell we are 949 01:03:03,279 --> 01:03:05,076 and where the hell we oughta be? 950 01:03:15,758 --> 01:03:18,158 I love bein' on the run with you, Watt. 951 01:03:18,194 --> 01:03:21,789 Coverin' the great state of Texas like tornadoes... 952 01:03:21,831 --> 01:03:25,927 drinkin' that cheap diner coffee with non-dairy creamer... 953 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:29,165 runnin' from the cops, runnin' from the Feds. 954 01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:32,967 They'll try and stop us, 955 01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:35,170 they'll try and hold down on Watt and Starlene... 956 01:03:35,211 --> 01:03:36,940 but they can't... 957 01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:39,470 because we're movie stars. 958 01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:45,450 Desperadoes and outlaws on the road to freedom. 959 01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:52,757 I swear to God, we remind me of Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty. 960 01:03:56,933 --> 01:04:00,027 It's going to be just like the movies, Watt. 961 01:04:01,103 --> 01:04:03,071 Just like the movies. 962 01:04:06,876 --> 01:04:08,741 Thank God we brought the Polaroid. 963 01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:12,947 Umm... 964 01:04:14,283 --> 01:04:16,274 everybody, uh... 965 01:04:16,319 --> 01:04:20,187 gets caught and killed in those movies, Star. 966 01:04:25,294 --> 01:04:27,785 Summer's upon us, and as we all know 967 01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:30,526 the season brings with it a heatwave of robbery... 968 01:04:30,566 --> 01:04:33,000 assault, rape... 969 01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:34,627 and murder. 970 01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:35,466 Remember folks... 971 01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:40,237 the only think standing between you and the criminal vermin 972 01:04:40,276 --> 01:04:41,800 are your doors. 973 01:04:41,844 --> 01:04:44,039 So secure those doors with the best. 974 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:47,982 Titanium coated, explosive dead bolts. 975 01:04:48,017 --> 01:04:49,245 From Hyperlock. 976 01:04:49,285 --> 01:04:51,048 Don't stay home without them. 977 01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:53,081 Next on Suburban Minutes... 978 01:04:53,122 --> 01:04:55,955 A retired school teacher buys a gun and get even... 979 01:04:58,527 --> 01:04:59,994 Oh, who the hell could that be? 980 01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:06,025 Wouldn't that be nice. 981 01:05:29,225 --> 01:05:30,954 Howdy, Miss Cheatham. 982 01:05:31,994 --> 01:05:33,518 I'm a friend of your daughter's. 983 01:05:33,562 --> 01:05:35,655 We had summer camp together. 984 01:05:35,698 --> 01:05:37,598 These are my friends Bob and Creepy. 985 01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:39,498 Can we have a moment of your time? 986 01:05:45,841 --> 01:05:47,001 Okay, you gonna do it to me now? 987 01:05:47,043 --> 01:05:49,511 Uh-huh. 988 01:06:01,257 --> 01:06:03,657 We swear... 989 01:06:03,693 --> 01:06:06,025 on the sacrament of our own blood... 990 01:06:06,062 --> 01:06:07,757 That we will die... 991 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:11,130 before fallin' into the hands of the law. 992 01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:15,866 'Cause stayin' free is better than livin' in a cage. 993 01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:20,532 Now we burn it. 994 01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:41,521 You understand? 995 01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:42,895 Yeah. 996 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,701 There's no turnin' back now. 997 01:08:27,736 --> 01:08:29,829 Goddamn, there's nothin' good on. 998 01:08:29,872 --> 01:08:31,897 Fuckin' cable goin' to the fuckin' dogs. 999 01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:35,468 Remember Thaylene, I'm gonna take this gun out your face... 1000 01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:37,706 when you're ready to say something, okay? 1001 01:08:37,746 --> 01:08:40,010 Vergil, why can't you tell me how this thing works? 1002 01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:41,676 It's the coolest thing I've ever seen. 1003 01:08:45,354 --> 01:08:47,254 Hey, speak up. I can't hear you. 1004 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:47,983 Oh yeah... 1005 01:08:49,992 --> 01:08:52,017 Oh, Vergil! 1006 01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:53,995 Shame on you. 1007 01:08:54,029 --> 01:08:55,963 I love this thing. 1008 01:08:55,998 --> 01:08:58,228 Hey, Creepy, we oughta set you up with one of these. 1009 01:08:58,267 --> 01:08:59,894 - Suck it, Bob. - Okay. 1010 01:09:02,538 --> 01:09:04,096 Now, Vergil... 1011 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:07,303 I wanna talk to you man to hippie... 1012 01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:12,375 I know that you don't want to see pretty, trippy... 1013 01:09:12,414 --> 01:09:15,110 Thaylene's brains blown out all over the place. 1014 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:17,711 And I want you to know I'm a man of honor. 1015 01:09:17,753 --> 01:09:21,553 I've never hurt a bitch unless she had it comin'. 1016 01:09:22,691 --> 01:09:23,783 Now... 1017 01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:26,989 You know that we are lookin' for Watty Watts? 1018 01:09:27,029 --> 01:09:29,554 Yeah, we want to see if he can give a hand 1019 01:09:29,598 --> 01:09:31,532 with this little problem that we're havin'. 1020 01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:34,001 That's right. A helpin' hand. 1021 01:09:34,036 --> 01:09:36,368 I was hopin' that you... 1022 01:09:36,405 --> 01:09:38,999 would also give is a hand with the same situation. 1023 01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:42,033 More specifically, I was hopin' you would give us a finger. 1024 01:09:46,682 --> 01:09:49,014 It's like someone turned the volume down on his ass. 1025 01:09:49,051 --> 01:09:51,781 He's flippin' me off. 1026 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:55,720 Maybe we oughta let her talk. She's all crying and shit. 1027 01:09:55,758 --> 01:09:57,589 Fuck you, Billy! 1028 01:09:57,626 --> 01:10:00,527 You always were a little fuckin' bleedin' heart. 1029 01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:05,094 But I guess it's a good thing for you and Vergil, huh? 1030 01:10:07,002 --> 01:10:08,469 All right. 1031 01:10:08,504 --> 01:10:10,563 Sure. 1032 01:10:10,606 --> 01:10:11,595 Let her talk, Billy. 1033 01:10:16,378 --> 01:10:19,939 You fuckin' piece of shit! I'll kill you. 1034 01:10:19,982 --> 01:10:22,780 I'll kill you if you touch him. If you touch him... 1035 01:10:22,818 --> 01:10:24,786 I'll kill you, you bastard! 1036 01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:28,722 Tell me where they went. 1037 01:10:28,757 --> 01:10:31,055 - No! No! - Give me your finger, Vergil. 1038 01:10:31,093 --> 01:10:33,857 Oh! No! 1039 01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:36,490 - Thay... - No! 1040 01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:37,726 Thay... 1041 01:10:37,766 --> 01:10:40,496 Oh my God. They're probably in Mexico by now. 1042 01:10:40,536 --> 01:10:44,233 You fuckin' piece of shit. 1043 01:10:46,275 --> 01:10:48,243 Thank you! 1044 01:10:48,277 --> 01:10:50,837 Back off of me! 1045 01:10:50,879 --> 01:10:53,609 Shut up! Shut the fuck up! 1046 01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:58,445 Creepy... 1047 01:10:58,487 --> 01:11:00,387 get that Eisenhower out of your pocket. 1048 01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:03,357 'Cause I'm gonna play a game with y'all. 1049 01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:04,620 Doesn't that sound fun? 1050 01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:09,087 Creepy here, he's gonna throw that coin up in the air... 1051 01:11:09,131 --> 01:11:11,361 Billy Boy, you're gonna call it... 1052 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:15,632 if he gets it right then y'all get to live. 1053 01:11:15,671 --> 01:11:17,639 Doesn't that sound fair? Huh? 1054 01:11:19,742 --> 01:11:21,107 All right, Creepy... 1055 01:11:21,143 --> 01:11:22,405 Chuck it. 1056 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,412 Call it, Billy. 1057 01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:28,473 Heads. 1058 01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:33,846 Tails. 1059 01:11:35,524 --> 01:11:36,821 Y'all lose. 1060 01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:39,386 Oh, shit! 1061 01:11:39,428 --> 01:11:42,522 There's that son-of-bitch's girlfriend on the Goddamn TV. 1062 01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:46,330 Patching into a live, on-the-air interview... 1063 01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:48,359 ...with Starlene. 1064 01:11:48,404 --> 01:11:50,167 Starlene, are you there? 1065 01:11:50,205 --> 01:11:52,833 - I sure am. - How are you doing? 1066 01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:54,069 We're doin' great. 1067 01:11:54,109 --> 01:11:56,270 Look, I just wanta call up and let all our fans know 1068 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,711 that we did what we had to do for love. 1069 01:11:57,746 --> 01:12:00,579 We're not blood thirsty killers, we're just newlyweds. 1070 01:12:00,616 --> 01:12:06,077 I apologize to the families of those cops that got killed, but they... 1071 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,644 ...We'll be right back with more of our exclusive... 1072 01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:39,916 on-the-air, live telephone interview with Starlene. 1073 01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:41,388 On the Crime Channel. 1074 01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:43,015 Tough people. Tough news. 1075 01:12:43,058 --> 01:12:45,549 Tough reporting. We'll be right back. 1076 01:12:45,594 --> 01:12:47,824 Trip on this, Thaylene. 1077 01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:56,731 Fuck! Fuckin' bitch! 1078 01:12:57,272 --> 01:13:00,469 Fuck it! 1079 01:13:04,012 --> 01:13:05,240 Oh, shit, my guts. 1080 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,248 My guts are comin' out. 1081 01:13:07,282 --> 01:13:09,807 Creepy, somebody... 1082 01:13:09,852 --> 01:13:12,320 put my guts back in. 1083 01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:16,484 Bite on this. Bite on it. Bite on it. 1084 01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:17,685 Bite! 1085 01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:19,455 Don't even think about it mother fucker! 1086 01:13:19,495 --> 01:13:21,963 Don't even let the thought cross your fuckin' mind. 1087 01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:25,091 'Cause I swear to God I will kill you. 1088 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,658 I ain't thinkin' about nothin', all right? 1089 01:13:29,171 --> 01:13:30,900 What is that smell? 1090 01:13:30,939 --> 01:13:33,464 Damn that stinks. 1091 01:13:36,311 --> 01:13:38,973 You tell 'em, Bob. You tell 'em, man. 1092 01:13:39,014 --> 01:13:41,278 You're gonna make it. You'll make it, Bob. 1093 01:13:41,316 --> 01:13:43,477 You'll make it, 'cause... 1094 01:13:43,519 --> 01:13:45,453 'cause you gotta make it. 1095 01:13:45,954 --> 01:13:47,444 Right? 1096 01:13:48,891 --> 01:13:50,552 Bob? 1097 01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:58,698 Fuck you, Creepy. 1098 01:14:04,573 --> 01:14:06,268 Bob? 1099 01:14:07,843 --> 01:14:10,073 You okay, Bob? 1100 01:14:11,513 --> 01:14:13,743 Bob, what's happen? 1101 01:14:15,584 --> 01:14:17,415 Oh fuck! Oh fuck! 1102 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:18,579 Oh fuck. 1103 01:14:19,922 --> 01:14:22,948 Shit man, Bob just died. 1104 01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:28,029 Oh, man. Why'd you say that to me? 1105 01:14:28,063 --> 01:14:29,963 Why'd you have to say that? 1106 01:14:29,998 --> 01:14:32,523 I was just tryin' to do the right thing, Bob. 1107 01:14:32,568 --> 01:14:35,401 Oh man! Oh fuck! 1108 01:14:35,437 --> 01:14:38,736 Bob died, Billy. 1109 01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:40,901 That's just too fuckin' bad, Creepy. 1110 01:14:42,878 --> 01:14:44,505 Son of a fuck... 1111 01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:50,582 Fuckin' son-of-a-bitch! 1112 01:14:52,955 --> 01:14:55,788 Why you doin this to me, man? 1113 01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:59,958 'Cause I fuckin' like you. 1114 01:15:12,474 --> 01:15:16,570 Cool nickel plated 45, burnin' into my hand. 1115 01:15:16,612 --> 01:15:18,671 I prayed that I would have to shoot no one with it... 1116 01:15:18,714 --> 01:15:21,114 but I know that I'd kill twelve men dead, 1117 01:15:21,149 --> 01:15:25,381 before I'd ever let Star face the cold, steel bars of jail. 1118 01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:27,115 Okay, baby, this is it. We gotta go. 1119 01:15:27,155 --> 01:15:28,452 We'll cash the check across the border... 1120 01:15:28,490 --> 01:15:30,958 We'll be sippin' margaritas by sunset. 1121 01:15:33,729 --> 01:15:36,129 - Baby? - Yeah? 1122 01:15:36,164 --> 01:15:38,257 I was havin' a dream about you. 1123 01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:40,234 Uh-huh. A good dream? 1124 01:15:40,269 --> 01:15:42,134 We were movie stars. 1125 01:15:42,170 --> 01:15:43,728 You're the movie star, baby. 1126 01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:50,701 - Hey, hon... - Uh-huh. 1127 01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:53,340 I guess you got a pretty good idea how to use this. 1128 01:15:55,150 --> 01:15:57,118 - I guess I do. - Yeah. 1129 01:15:57,152 --> 01:15:59,245 You just remember what you promised, okay? 1130 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:01,017 I remember. 1131 01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:02,489 Come on, baby move those sweet little cheeks 1132 01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:03,718 'cause we gotta vamonos. 1133 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:14,326 Make sure you get those traveler’s checks, okay? 1134 01:16:14,369 --> 01:16:15,631 We don't want to get ripped off. 1135 01:16:15,671 --> 01:16:16,865 Okay. 1136 01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:19,738 Hey... 1137 01:16:19,775 --> 01:16:21,572 be cool, baby. 1138 01:16:21,610 --> 01:16:23,976 Watt, I was born to be cool. 1139 01:17:08,857 --> 01:17:11,223 Did you ever have the sensation 1140 01:17:11,259 --> 01:17:14,456 that there were eyes in the back of your head? 1141 01:17:14,496 --> 01:17:16,293 And those eyes were lookin' at something 1142 01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:18,492 that was lookin' at you. 1143 01:17:18,533 --> 01:17:21,001 And you didn't know what it was they were lookin' at 1144 01:17:21,036 --> 01:17:23,630 but you knew it was somethin'. 1145 01:17:23,672 --> 01:17:26,539 I just kept tellin' myself, that life 1146 01:17:26,575 --> 01:17:30,636 has only as many pressures as you create for it. 1147 01:17:30,679 --> 01:17:34,479 And I was concentrating extra hard on minimizing ours. 1148 01:17:53,201 --> 01:17:55,692 Watt! 1149 01:17:56,705 --> 01:17:57,797 Get down! Get down! 1150 01:17:57,839 --> 01:17:59,329 What the hell are you doin'? 1151 01:17:59,374 --> 01:18:00,363 What the hell are you doin'? 1152 01:18:00,409 --> 01:18:02,036 Nothin' I got the money. Let's go. 1153 01:18:02,077 --> 01:18:02,907 Why were you runnin' like that? 1154 01:18:02,944 --> 01:18:05,105 - Like what? - Like a bat out of hell. 1155 01:18:05,147 --> 01:18:06,307 - What about them cops? - What about 'em? 1156 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,316 They was makin' a deposit. 1157 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:10,250 It's a bank. 1158 01:18:11,586 --> 01:18:12,780 They didn't see you or nothin'? 1159 01:18:12,821 --> 01:18:14,914 Yeah, they winked at me. It's would be so easy Watt. 1160 01:18:14,956 --> 01:18:16,685 Easy as pie. 1161 01:18:16,725 --> 01:18:19,193 Would you get in the fuckin' car! 1162 01:18:19,227 --> 01:18:20,990 I almost blew the whole fuckin' place up! 1163 01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:24,021 - Goddamn, Star! - Sorry. 1164 01:18:47,789 --> 01:18:49,188 Watty, look. 1165 01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:51,419 Yeah, I can see it. 1166 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:54,486 Isn't it good luck to pass in front of a funeral procession? 1167 01:18:54,529 --> 01:18:56,622 - You think so? - Yeah. I think so. 1168 01:18:59,034 --> 01:19:00,228 - Oh, shit! - What? 1169 01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:01,895 - We're out of film. - So? 1170 01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:05,934 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 1171 01:19:05,974 --> 01:19:07,532 This is a bad fuckin' idea. 1172 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:10,970 Just simmer down. Worry, worry wart. 1173 01:19:11,012 --> 01:19:13,776 - It's just gonna take a minute. - I'm gonna wait outside. 1174 01:19:13,815 --> 01:19:15,282 Fine. 1175 01:19:18,487 --> 01:19:20,785 - Hi there. - Howdy. 1176 01:19:20,822 --> 01:19:25,657 I want me three cartons of that Polaroid 6OO film, please. 1177 01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:28,219 Yes, ma'am. Instant happiness. 1178 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:30,197 Yeah. 1179 01:19:30,232 --> 01:19:31,631 Just a minute, I gotta go in the back and get it. 1180 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:32,997 Okay. 1181 01:19:34,536 --> 01:19:37,528 ...movie stars or both? 1182 01:19:37,572 --> 01:19:39,039 You decide. 1183 01:19:39,074 --> 01:19:43,841 Have you seen these larcenist lovelies? 1184 01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:45,005 This just in... 1185 01:19:45,046 --> 01:19:49,039 We have the results of the Watty and Starlene poll. 1186 01:19:51,353 --> 01:19:55,517 And seventy-five percent say the two misguided lovebirds are... 1187 01:19:57,192 --> 01:19:59,786 Innocent. 1188 01:19:59,828 --> 01:20:01,227 Ohh! 1189 01:20:02,397 --> 01:20:03,421 What the hell you doin'? 1190 01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:06,901 I just wanted to see if we won them polls, honey. 1191 01:20:06,935 --> 01:20:08,493 Here you go, ma'am. 1192 01:20:08,537 --> 01:20:10,368 Thank you. 1193 01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:23,540 Hey, mister? 1194 01:20:23,585 --> 01:20:24,950 Can I have your autograph? 1195 01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:26,248 What are you talking about? 1196 01:20:26,288 --> 01:20:28,256 What the hell do you want my autograph for? 1197 01:20:28,290 --> 01:20:31,020 'Cause you're on TV mister. 1198 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:39,262 Here you go, man. We gotta go now! 1199 01:20:39,301 --> 01:20:41,292 What's your fuckin' problem? 1200 01:20:41,336 --> 01:20:43,327 - That is my fuckin' problem. - Oh. 1201 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,174 What about your change? 1202 01:20:47,209 --> 01:20:50,440 Consider it a bonus. Merry fuckin' Christmas. 1203 01:20:50,478 --> 01:20:51,376 Thanks. 1204 01:20:53,014 --> 01:20:55,209 Don't you make me drop this film. 1205 01:21:23,044 --> 01:21:26,104 Brilliant fuckin' idea, Star. We almost got made in there. 1206 01:21:26,147 --> 01:21:27,671 I know, honey. But we got the film. 1207 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:30,276 Fuck the film! 1208 01:21:30,318 --> 01:21:31,910 The fuckin' film almost fucked us permanently 1209 01:21:31,953 --> 01:21:34,945 and put the fuckin' possibility of it fuckin' us further 1210 01:21:34,990 --> 01:21:36,514 out of your fuckin' mind. 1211 01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:38,287 Six times. 1212 01:21:38,326 --> 01:21:41,193 You just said fuck or fuckin' six times in three sentences. 1213 01:21:43,598 --> 01:21:46,897 - Oh... Oh great. - What? 1214 01:21:46,935 --> 01:21:48,903 Great. It's the fuckin' cops. 1215 01:21:48,937 --> 01:21:52,373 Okay, Star. We're gonna play this real cool. 1216 01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:53,101 Cool as ice cream. 1217 01:21:53,141 --> 01:21:54,904 This guy doesn't even know who the hell we are. 1218 01:21:59,614 --> 01:22:03,311 Excuse me sir, I have to tell you I noticed your... 1219 01:22:05,387 --> 01:22:07,685 ...registration sticker's gonna expire this month. 1220 01:22:07,722 --> 01:22:09,189 Well you don't say. 1221 01:22:09,224 --> 01:22:10,555 Didn't I tell you about that the other day? 1222 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:13,857 You sure did, sweetheart. And I put the check in the mail. 1223 01:22:13,895 --> 01:22:16,523 You see officer, we got everything in motion. 1224 01:22:16,564 --> 01:22:18,930 This car should be legalized in mere days. 1225 01:22:18,967 --> 01:22:21,401 And you can rest assured that we'll do our part 1226 01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:24,405 in keeping the rules and regulations that make this country great. 1227 01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:26,304 Well... 1228 01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:28,241 Y'all have a good day now. 1229 01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:31,006 - Drive safe. - Bye-bye. 1230 01:22:31,846 --> 01:22:35,543 Thank God he's gone. 1231 01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:37,915 I hope y'all don't mind me askin', but uh... 1232 01:22:39,554 --> 01:22:41,715 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1233 01:22:41,756 --> 01:22:43,417 I don't think so. 1234 01:22:44,492 --> 01:22:46,892 I swear to God, y'all look so familiar to me. 1235 01:22:46,928 --> 01:22:48,793 - I don't think so. - We gotta be goin'. 1236 01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:50,263 We're gonna be late for church. 1237 01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:51,788 I swear to God... 1238 01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:54,301 I could of sworn I seen you on the TV. 1239 01:22:59,607 --> 01:23:01,598 Okay. 1240 01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:03,611 I know where I seen you guys now. 1241 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,806 - Honey, what's he doin'? - I real sorry, y'all... 1242 01:23:05,847 --> 01:23:07,747 I gonna have to ask you to get out of the car real slow. 1243 01:23:07,782 --> 01:23:09,875 Put your hands on your head... 1244 01:23:13,722 --> 01:23:15,747 Who the hell just shot that cop? 1245 01:23:15,790 --> 01:23:18,452 Start drivin' or you're next fuckface. 1246 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:21,462 Jesus, Billy Mack. What the fuck are you doin' here? 1247 01:23:21,496 --> 01:23:24,488 I'm not havin' a very good day today. 1248 01:23:24,532 --> 01:23:26,227 So don't fuck around with me, okay? 1249 01:23:26,267 --> 01:23:29,395 You look like such a fuckin' loser with that tattoo, Billy. 1250 01:23:29,437 --> 01:23:32,270 And I bet I can pull this trigger faster than you can... 1251 01:23:32,307 --> 01:23:33,934 What do you say? 1252 01:23:33,975 --> 01:23:36,739 Put that damn gun down Star, before I get killed. 1253 01:23:36,778 --> 01:23:39,303 No Watty, you put your gun down. I know what I'm doin'. 1254 01:23:39,347 --> 01:23:41,747 But after Billy blows my fuckin' head off... 1255 01:23:41,783 --> 01:23:43,148 It won't matter now, will it? 1256 01:23:43,184 --> 01:23:45,277 Well why do you have to point that gun at me, huh? 1257 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:47,015 I don't know, baby. Just instinct I guess. 1258 01:23:47,055 --> 01:23:50,183 For your information, I was only gonna blow his brains out 1259 01:23:50,225 --> 01:23:51,089 on your account. 1260 01:23:51,126 --> 01:23:54,357 You guys shut the fuck up before I kill both of you, okay? 1261 01:23:54,396 --> 01:23:57,991 Oh yeah, Billy Mack. How are you gonna kill both of us? 1262 01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:01,059 Yeah, Billy, you may kill me before she kills you... 1263 01:24:01,102 --> 01:24:04,697 and you may not, but you're bound to die either way. 1264 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:14,041 You guys are fuckin' crazy. 1265 01:24:14,082 --> 01:24:17,813 All right, everybody just calm the fuck down here, okay Billy? 1266 01:24:17,852 --> 01:24:20,412 You don't want to kill us, and we don't want to kill you... 1267 01:24:20,455 --> 01:24:22,685 especially with a cop lyin' here and everyone all around... 1268 01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:27,821 so why don't we just put our guns down on three, okay? 1269 01:24:28,730 --> 01:24:29,594 Okay. 1270 01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:32,726 Okay... 1271 01:24:33,535 --> 01:24:38,063 Okay. Now, altogether... 1272 01:24:39,007 --> 01:24:40,565 One... 1273 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,468 Two... 1274 01:24:45,146 --> 01:24:47,512 Three. 1275 01:24:56,024 --> 01:24:58,015 Just fuckin' remember that I can kill one of y'all 1276 01:24:58,059 --> 01:24:59,686 before the other can get to me. 1277 01:24:59,727 --> 01:25:02,594 Then y'all will be separated... Ooh! 1278 01:25:03,798 --> 01:25:05,356 Drive the fuckin' car. 1279 01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:06,819 Starlene, what the fuck are you doing? 1280 01:26:08,029 --> 01:26:09,826 Puttin' on makeup. 1281 01:26:10,598 --> 01:26:12,793 In case we get killed, I wanna make sure I look good 1282 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,426 for those cameras. 1283 01:26:16,871 --> 01:26:20,068 You just remember, Billy Mack you gotta die, die good. 1284 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:41,719 How are you doing today? 1285 01:26:41,763 --> 01:26:45,665 We're doin' fine, hombre. Right, guys? 1286 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:48,134 That's right, honey. "Hombre" means "man". 1287 01:26:48,169 --> 01:26:51,002 Yeah, and we're all excited about practicin' our Spanish... 1288 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:53,667 - Señor! - That was good! 1289 01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:56,575 - Right, guys? - Si! 1290 01:26:56,611 --> 01:26:59,136 And what are you going to be doing in Acuna, Mexico today? 1291 01:27:01,849 --> 01:27:03,146 Buyin' stuff... 1292 01:27:03,184 --> 01:27:06,585 Go shoppin', get some piñatas, and stuff... 1293 01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:12,456 Whoops! 1294 01:27:16,798 --> 01:27:18,231 Look what I did! 1295 01:27:22,437 --> 01:27:24,337 Did you see what I did? 1296 01:27:26,774 --> 01:27:30,608 Okay if we go on, Señor? 1297 01:27:33,881 --> 01:27:35,644 Have a good day in Acuna, Mexico! 1298 01:27:36,718 --> 01:27:37,650 Gracias. 1299 01:28:27,835 --> 01:28:29,894 Give me the fuckin' gun! 1300 01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:35,265 I'll blow her fuckin' brains out! 1301 01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:36,538 Gimme that fuckin' gun! Drop it! 1302 01:28:38,813 --> 01:28:41,213 Watty, drop that fuckin' gun, man! 1303 01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:48,983 Don't do it, Billy. Don't fuckin' do it, man! 1304 01:28:55,530 --> 01:28:57,157 Whoo-hooo! 1305 01:29:10,545 --> 01:29:12,172 Get the fuck out of the car, c'mon! 1306 01:29:21,389 --> 01:29:24,017 I'm real proud of you guys... 1307 01:29:24,058 --> 01:29:25,650 you did real good back there! 1308 01:29:25,693 --> 01:29:27,593 I almost feel like we're a team again. 1309 01:29:30,865 --> 01:29:32,594 I almost feel bad about what I gotta do. 1310 01:29:33,735 --> 01:29:35,259 You don't have to do anything, Billy. 1311 01:29:36,304 --> 01:29:39,000 I fuckin' do have to do something, asshole. 1312 01:29:40,074 --> 01:29:42,975 See, 'cause I got these voices inside my head... 1313 01:29:43,010 --> 01:29:44,272 What are they sayin' to you, Billy? 1314 01:30:00,128 --> 01:30:03,291 They're tellin' me to get my ass in gear! 1315 01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:07,261 - Is that comfortable, sweetie? - Go to hell! 1316 01:30:07,301 --> 01:30:11,101 'Cause I'm already there, and you're givin' me a blow job! 1317 01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:16,335 Party's over, kids! Where's the fuckin' money? 1318 01:30:16,377 --> 01:30:18,743 It's in the trunk, man. 1319 01:30:18,780 --> 01:30:20,907 You don't wanna hurt her, I'm the one you want. 1320 01:30:20,948 --> 01:30:24,543 I know that, man, I'm not fuckin' stupid! 1321 01:30:24,585 --> 01:30:26,678 Goddamn, I'm the king of Mexico! 1322 01:30:26,721 --> 01:30:28,188 I'm the king of the fuckin' world! 1323 01:30:30,057 --> 01:30:32,753 Can we just talk, huh, Billy? 1324 01:30:32,794 --> 01:30:34,523 Just you and me, man... just you and me. 1325 01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:40,291 What the fuck are you doin'? 1326 01:30:40,334 --> 01:30:42,632 Don't you know I'll fuckin' blow her brains out? Right now? 1327 01:30:42,670 --> 01:30:45,298 You don't wanna hurt her, man... she's your friend... 1328 01:30:45,339 --> 01:30:48,001 we're all friends... we're just a little high-strung right now 1329 01:30:48,042 --> 01:30:50,840 this is a high-pressure situation, remember, Billy... 1330 01:30:50,878 --> 01:30:53,312 your life has only as many pressures as you create. 1331 01:30:57,618 --> 01:31:00,018 Don't make me fuckin' shoot her, man... 1332 01:31:01,088 --> 01:31:03,955 I shot so many people today! 1333 01:31:04,992 --> 01:31:08,860 Billy, do you remember in Huntsville on "D" Block? 1334 01:31:08,896 --> 01:31:11,057 When they flushed your head down the toilet... 1335 01:31:11,098 --> 01:31:13,532 kicked you up something awful. Do you remember what I did? 1336 01:31:16,704 --> 01:31:18,831 Sure I fuckin' remember, Watty. 1337 01:31:18,873 --> 01:31:21,398 I went out and beat the shit out of every one of them, man... 1338 01:31:21,442 --> 01:31:25,003 I kicked their asses. Me! And I'm not a violent man! 1339 01:31:26,881 --> 01:31:29,543 Don't that mean something, Billy? 1340 01:31:29,584 --> 01:31:31,643 Don't that mean anything? 1341 01:31:31,686 --> 01:31:35,645 That's past fuckin' history, Watty. This is the present... 1342 01:31:35,690 --> 01:31:38,124 and the point is, you fucked me! 1343 01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:40,491 And I'm sick of people fuckin' with me! 1344 01:31:40,528 --> 01:31:42,519 C'mon, tell the truth, you're always fucking yourself! 1345 01:31:42,563 --> 01:31:44,724 This has got nothing to do with her, man! 1346 01:31:44,765 --> 01:31:46,733 You just leave her alone, you let her go... 1347 01:31:46,767 --> 01:31:47,825 I'll get you the money... 1348 01:31:47,869 --> 01:31:50,337 and you and me, man, we can have it out. 1349 01:31:50,371 --> 01:31:52,396 I don't fuckin' know, man... 1350 01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:54,237 I been speedin' for the past two days... 1351 01:31:54,275 --> 01:31:55,765 and I'm not thinkin' very clearly. 1352 01:31:57,945 --> 01:31:58,912 Stay the fuck back! 1353 01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:07,346 Okay, go get that fuckin' money out of the car... 1354 01:32:07,388 --> 01:32:08,821 and you bring it over here... 1355 01:32:08,856 --> 01:32:10,847 and maybe I won't blow her fuckin' brains out. 1356 01:32:10,892 --> 01:32:12,792 And don't fuckin' try any shit. 1357 01:32:15,263 --> 01:32:18,994 Hey Billy, I'm gonna show you a little experiment, okay? 1358 01:32:19,033 --> 01:32:20,830 No, fuck that! 1359 01:32:21,869 --> 01:32:24,531 I'm gonna reach into my pocket and pull out a dollar bill... 1360 01:32:24,572 --> 01:32:26,233 so don't do anything stupid, all right? 1361 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,741 You know anything about reflexes, Billy? 1362 01:32:30,912 --> 01:32:32,846 I know something about 'em. 1363 01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:35,644 People's reflexes are a lot slower than you might think. 1364 01:32:35,683 --> 01:32:38,015 Take me, for example. See this dollar bill in my hand? 1365 01:32:38,052 --> 01:32:41,146 I bet if I drop it, my left hand ain't fast enough to catch it. 1366 01:32:41,188 --> 01:32:42,485 Let's see. 1367 01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:47,327 See that? 1368 01:32:47,361 --> 01:32:49,386 My left hand don't know what my right hand is doing 1369 01:32:49,430 --> 01:32:52,058 before it does it, and they're my hands, man! 1370 01:32:52,099 --> 01:32:53,896 What the fuck are you doing?! 1371 01:32:53,935 --> 01:32:56,665 Now think if those reflexes were someone else's... 1372 01:32:58,773 --> 01:33:00,764 there just ain't enough time to react. 1373 01:33:02,109 --> 01:33:06,512 Now let's pretend that my left hand... 1374 01:33:06,547 --> 01:33:09,345 is that finger on the trigger... 1375 01:33:09,383 --> 01:33:11,715 and my right hand's me... 1376 01:33:11,752 --> 01:33:14,778 there's a good chance you can't pull that trigger 1377 01:33:14,822 --> 01:33:16,653 before I knock you upside the head. 1378 01:33:16,691 --> 01:33:18,215 Know what I mean? 1379 01:33:20,895 --> 01:33:21,589 Check it out. 1380 01:33:36,243 --> 01:33:37,301 Motherfucker! 1381 01:34:07,608 --> 01:34:11,100 I got you, you motherfucker! 1382 01:34:12,747 --> 01:34:13,509 Yeah! 1383 01:34:18,753 --> 01:34:19,651 Fuck! 1384 01:34:26,494 --> 01:34:29,292 Who's sitting on top of the fuckin' world now, huh? 1385 01:34:29,330 --> 01:34:30,888 Huh, motherfucker? 1386 01:34:31,832 --> 01:34:33,299 Not you, Billy! 1387 01:34:36,804 --> 01:34:37,896 What did you? 1388 01:34:40,141 --> 01:34:41,631 I just killed you, you asshole. 1389 01:35:38,833 --> 01:35:42,894 I Ching, Hexagram 29... Six at the top... 1390 01:35:42,937 --> 01:35:48,273 When in the extremity of danger a man loses his right way... 1391 01:35:48,309 --> 01:35:53,713 he's entangled in his sins, and has no means of escape. 1392 01:36:01,255 --> 01:36:03,120 We had lost our way... 1393 01:36:03,157 --> 01:36:05,091 We would find ourselves in Mexico... 1394 01:36:06,327 --> 01:36:10,286 I would work as a mechanic and Star would appear on a talk show 1395 01:36:10,331 --> 01:36:13,732 all the infinite possibilities of a straight new life 1396 01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:17,864 would spread out before us like an ever-expanding pool of blood. 1397 01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:21,407 I thought of the people who had died... 1398 01:36:24,278 --> 01:36:27,679 and I could hear all their voices screaming in my head. 1399 01:36:29,116 --> 01:36:33,450 Screaming, that death... 1400 01:36:33,487 --> 01:36:34,647 is not sweet. 1401 01:36:38,058 --> 01:36:39,582 I didn't know where we were goin'... 1402 01:36:40,628 --> 01:36:43,188 I didn't really know where we had been. 1403 01:36:43,230 --> 01:36:45,824 But I knew that we were going together... 1404 01:36:47,568 --> 01:36:53,768 and, for a fleeting moment, I felt that we were free. 1405 01:36:58,245 --> 01:37:00,805 Really free. 1406 01:39:00,806 --> 01:39:03,606 SkyFury