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{\an8}是…

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開閘

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開櫃

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大驚小怪的！

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恐龍頭骨呢？

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說！

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你們呆在這裡幹什麼？快點找，去啊

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（合興中外合資貨櫃廠）

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後點…

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慢慢，小心點

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出來，慢一點

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把恐龍頭骨立刻裝進第二個貨櫃

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準備好之後，馬上出發

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-是
-是

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凌凌義呼叫總部，請回答

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凌凌義，你沒事吧？

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恐龍頭骨完整無缺

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所有的匪徒都讓我殲滅了

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-報告位置
-我的位置在太平區

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你膽子真不小，殺死我這麼多人

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就憑你那支玩具槍想殺我？

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小子，讓你看看什麼叫做槍！

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糟糕！害我浪費一顆子彈

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你還有什麼本事就使出來吧

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凌凌義，你怎麼了？快回答

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-我被人偷襲
-對方是誰？

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不知道，他穿著一件刀槍不入的盔甲

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他還有一把金槍

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我從未見過火力那麼猛的

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快派人來支援…

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凌凌義…發生什麼事了？凌凌義！

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快回答！凌凌義！

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總理，恐龍頭骨的事到目前為止

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我們暫時還沒有什麼線索

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但我們組織內部的一級特務

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已經死得差不多了

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所以在追查方面恐怕會有困難

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這恐龍頭骨是我國的一級國寶

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-無論如何要找回來
-是，總理

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我一定盡全力把國寶找回來

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-要盡快！
-是

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-侍衛
-是

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那是什麼？

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報告！

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這批內部文件全部已經超過十年了

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現在拿去燒毀

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-等等
-是

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（極密，國家安全局）

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怎麼會有特務的專用檔案？

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這個人的智商和身材都不合標準

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是個後備特務

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不是呀！他是烈士的後代

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政治成分好，絕對可靠

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好，就派他去吧

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（中國國家安全局極密檔案）

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（後備）

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{\an8}讓一讓

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你別以為躲在這兒我就找不到你

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沒用的，像你這樣出色的男人

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無論在哪兒

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就好像漆黑的螢火蟲一樣

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那麼鮮明、出眾

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你憂鬱的眼神

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唏噓的鬚根

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神乎奇技的刀法

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和那杯乾馬天尼

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都徹底地將你出賣了

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不過，你雖然那麼出色

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始終行有行規，無論怎麼樣

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昨夜的風流帳你一定要付

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召妓想不給錢嗎？

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我還以為我們的交往

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是建築在感情之上

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想不到

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原來也只是一盤生意

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講感情也要給錢啊

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我明白

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如果有錢，我早就給妳了

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但近來流行吃素

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生意很差，這樣吧

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拿些豬肉回去當部分付款

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將就點吧，謝謝

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你有種！山水有相逢！

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有興趣的話，何不今晚再相逢吧？

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省回了！

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什麼？那賣豬肉的不肯付錢？

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我幫妳找人教訓他

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算了吧，怎麼說

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他始終都是一個獨一無二

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風度翩翩的豬肉販

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力拔山兮氣蓋世

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時不利兮騅不逝

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阿漆？

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聞西？

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我還是希望你叫我的全名

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達聞西

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-沒問題，聞西
-多謝

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別客氣，聞西

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國家終於有任務給你了

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真的？

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終於肯找我了嗎？

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怎麼樣，玫瑰？

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十年不見，妳還是這麼漂亮

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我不是十年前的玫瑰

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她去年已經死了

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我是她女兒杜鵑

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這麼大的女兒？

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來，讓叔叔抱抱

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待會才抱嘛，司令已經等你很久了

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你先進去吧

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好，叔叔很快就回來

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好的

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這豬肝拿去煮湯吧

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補補血

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你太久沒回來

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忘記了這兒有玻璃門

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司令

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-凌凌漆，你來啦？
-是

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這裡不准吸菸

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不准帶武器

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對不起

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作為一個刀客，刀不離身

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算了

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刀客？

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等了十年，我還以為國家已將我忘了

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怎會呢？就算是一張廁紙

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一條內褲都有它本身的用處

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這比喻真的一流

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我已經做好準備接受任何工作了

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好，有道：“養兵千日，用在一時”

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最近我們發現了

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世界上最大的暴龍化石

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但是龍頭卻不見了

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盜竊者的身分十分神秘

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我們只知道他用的

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是一支無堅不摧的金槍

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而且身上穿著一套刀槍不入的盔甲

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這件價值連城的國寶

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我們懷疑跟香港走私大王

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賴有為有關

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所以我們派你去調查

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你有沒有看過《豬玀公園》？

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沒有！《侏羅紀》我就看過

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是《侏羅紀》

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暴龍是鬼鬼祟祟走來走去的那條

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還是“呀”的那條呢？

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是“呀”那一條

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那條很沒人性

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最喜歡追吃小孩子的

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不會！肯定中國這一條不會

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說得倒是

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我們特意找來

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十年前訓練你的達聞西

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來做你的後勤

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聞西

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司令，是達聞西

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聞西，進行得怎麼樣？聞西

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我最近發明了幾項新產品

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相信能幫到你

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電筒？

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錯！這不是一支普通的電筒

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這是毋需電池的太陽能電筒

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在有光源的情況下它會發亮

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如果沒有光源呢？

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絕對不會亮

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有沒有可能沒光源也會亮呢？

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問得好！關燈

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是

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只要拿另外一支電筒照著它

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它就會亮了

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看！是不是？

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-開燈
-是

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這發明很有創意

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大家請看那邊的守衛

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我來假設他就是金槍人

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這叫超級間諜椅

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是給你長時間坐著來監視敵人用的

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我問你怕不怕？

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怕了吧，對不對？

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-這發明很厲害
-不錯

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還有，我正在研究一樣

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集十種殺人武器於一身的

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超級武器霸王

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-如果我研究成功…
-聞西

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有什麼事到我辦公室再說吧

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阿漆，十年來你一直當豬肉販嗎？

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應該說是一個唏噓的豬肉販

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我何嘗不是一個坎坷的菜販呢？

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還好有一份兼職

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在中央精神病研究所做研究工作

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-負責什麼？
-被人家研究！

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不錯

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凌凌漆，你要記著

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恐龍頭骨標誌著我們國家的尊嚴

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絕對不容許落在外國人的手上

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追查過程中你的身分要絕對保密

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還有，金槍人的身分是極度神秘的

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而且他心狠手辣

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你隨時會有生命危險

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凌凌漆，你還有沒有問題？

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我可不可以不去呢？

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不行！明天大清早你就要出發

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到了香港之後就有人跟你接觸

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是

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-還有沒有其他事？
-沒有

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這是我私人對你的贊助200塊

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好好去買一件衣服才去香港

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別令我們國家丟臉

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聞西

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替我去買杯奶茶

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-切記要拿回零錢
-是

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聞西、司令

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這次我一定要為國爭光

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說得好，好兄弟

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-好兄弟，說得好
-好

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你是不是瘋了？

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找個宰豬的來找恐龍？

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他以前是一個很好的特工

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好個屁，你以為我是傻的？

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他這麼多年都沒有幹了

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現在連開槍都不知道會不會

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陳司令，你放心吧

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我既然叫他去，那我心中對他有數

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你當然心裡有數

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你怎麼想只有你自己知道

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我認為，既然恐龍骨在瀋陽被偷的

227
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就應該由我們北方人來管

228
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,250
說來說去，你還是不相信我

229
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,541
對！我就是不相信你

230
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,458
我已經派人去查這件事

231
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,708
我一定會抓到偷恐龍骨的人

232
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,833
既然這樣，我們也不用多說

233
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,416
送客，請吧

234
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,041
這個人在這世界上永遠消失了

235
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,875
妳現在馬上去香港

236
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,958
把這份文件交給叫凌凌漆的人

237
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,125
找個機會把他幹掉

238
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,458
（社交英語速成大法）

239
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,583
{\an8}（中華人民共和國，間諜手冊）

240
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,291
妳好

241
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:44,291
先生，有什麼可以幫忙的？

242
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,625
有，那個…我已經訂了房間

243
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,291
請問貴姓？

244
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,208
我的名字叫凌凌漆

245
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,125
你好

246
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,833
對不起，沒有你的名字

247
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,125
什麼！竟有此事？

248
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,416
請你查清楚

249
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,083
對不起，你訂的不是麗晶酒店

250
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,041
你訂的是麗晶大賓館

251
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,458
糟了

252
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:29,208
老闆，我看你穿得這麼帥

253
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:30,833
這房間就收你70塊吧

254
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,916
每天12時之前退房間

255
00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:45,083
帶立體眼鏡看吧，這會更過癮

256
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,166
是嗎？

257
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:52,958
怎麼了？行不行？

258
00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:55,375
行！不過這玩意不適合我

259
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,500
你召不召妓？

260
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,750
好！什麼質素？

261
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:58,875
有大陸姑娘，有本地貨

262
00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:00,291
150塊全套服務

263
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:03,541
-就本地貨吧
-好的

264
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,291
大嬸，妳幹嘛？

265
00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:06,250
我替你脫褲子

266
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,083
-妳幹嘛要這樣做呢？
-你不是說要本地貨嗎？

267
00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:09,583
我在這區很有名

268
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:29,375
（正午，三角公園見，紅玫瑰為記）

269
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:48,958
原來是你

270
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,791
怎麼樣？沒被人跟蹤吧？

271
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:59,791
吃飯啦…快來

272
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:03,375
來吧，吃呀

273
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:19,583
嗨

274
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,708
香港美女多

275
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,000
看來妳挺有愛心的

276
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,291
妳經常餵狗嗎？

277
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:46,500
妳喜歡畫畫？

278
00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:47,750
是啊！你呢？

279
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:49,833
不大喜歡！

280
00:24:49,916 --> 00:24:51,416
我是宰豬的

281
00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:57,500
什麼歌曲？

282
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,000
李香蘭

283
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,125
張學友的《李香蘭》？

284
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:05,083
我懂！不過不太熟

285
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:07,041
李香琴我比較熟

286
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:10,000
是嗎？我的名字就是李香琴

287
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:11,000
妳叫李香琴？

288
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,750
是啊，我叫李香琴

289
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,666
妳叫李香琴

290
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,125
李香蘭一定是妳媽媽

291
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,916
是啊！李香蘭真的是我媽媽

292
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:28,541
李香蘭是妳媽媽？

293
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,583
-妳吸不吸菸？
-不吸

294
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:34,916
出來

295
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:37,916
出來

296
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,583
妳不吸菸，那沒道理地下有個菸蒂

297
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,583
加上櫃門是虛掩的

298
00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:45,791
很明顯有第三者躲在裡面

299
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,708
妳躲在一旁吧，很危險

300
00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:48,916
出來

301
00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:54,083
你是不是吸健牌的？

302
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,208
妳怎麼知道？

303
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:57,791
這菸蒂是你自己丟的

304
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:00,375
去！

305
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,250
來，把鞋子穿回去吧

306
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:09,291
經過了舟車勞頓

307
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,791
無可否認，我神經過敏了一點

308
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:13,500
但我可以大膽說一句

309
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,750
我絕對是個優秀的特務

310
00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,666
把拖鞋先還給我

311
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,750
這次我接受國家的任務

312
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,375
我是有備而來的

313
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,375
舉個例說，這個型號F40

314
00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,166
表面上是個大哥大電話

315
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,500
妳看見嘛，這兒有一層白金屬網膜

316
00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:34,791
實際上

317
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:36,500
它是一個鬚刨

318
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,291
這方便我們出席宴會場合時

319
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:41,500
能夠神不知鬼不覺地剃鬚

320
00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:46,416
這個型號911表面上是一個鬚刨

321
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,750
實際上

322
00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:50,833
它是一個風筒

323
00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,541
用不著這麼多風筒吧？

324
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,000
風筒只是它表面的掩飾

325
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,333
事實上

326
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:02,875
它也是一個鬚刨

327
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:04,666
妳服不服？

328
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,125
難怪你這麼瀟灑

329
00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,333
哪裡！

330
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:13,541
如果你遺失了這風筒，你怎麼辦？

331
00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:14,666
這問題難不倒我

332
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,250
我不是浪得虛名的

333
00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:18,458
其實我穿著的這雙鞋子

334
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,541
也是一個風筒

335
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,458
妳知道嘛，作為一個特務
儀表是非常重要的

336
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:34,083
不好意思，有沒有電芯？

337
00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:36,750
剛巧沒電

338
00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:38,416
沒有

339
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:41,416
算了吧，待會才處理

340
00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,750
我很想知道像你這樣優秀的間諜

341
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:49,833
是用什麼槍的？

342
00:27:49,916 --> 00:27:51,208
可不可以讓我看一看？

343
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:55,791
真失禮，其實我對槍械認識不深

344
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:57,583
我擅長…

345
00:27:57,666 --> 00:27:58,791
飛刀

346
00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:00,208
飛刀？

347
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:04,708
不錯！飛是小李飛刀的飛

348
00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:07,083
刀是小李飛刀的刀

349
00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:47,416
-真厲害
-基本上…

350
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,708
我知道了，言歸正傳吧

351
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:54,708
身為一個間諜

352
00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:56,750
怎麼說也該對槍械有一定的認識

353
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,875
這叫飛碟來福槍，適合遠距離狙擊

354
00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:01,416
射程是200公尺

355
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,541
這叫224小痰罐子彈

356
00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:05,333
是我特別配製專用的

357
00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:07,125
我很喜歡這個名字

358
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:08,958
-357左輪密林
-真厲害

359
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,791
配備有爆破子彈

360
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:12,583
這可以打死恐龍嗎？

361
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,583
那就要找隻真恐龍來試一試才知道

362
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,833
中國制PPK，國內間諜專用

363
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:23,291
射程120公尺

364
00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:24,541
缺點是槍聲太大

365
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,416
但配上這滅聲器之後

366
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,791
就可以殺人於無聲無色了

367
00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:40,166
這滅聲器內不知塞了些什麼呢？

368
00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:43,166
我想是棉花吧

369
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,000
棉花這麼普通？

370
00:29:46,541 --> 00:29:48,125
不曉得廁紙行不行呢？

371
00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:52,916
你既英俊且幽默

372
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:55,875
我看不到裡面有什麼東西

373
00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:02,208
挺精緻

374
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,166
不知道這支合不合用呢？

375
00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:09,416
原來我的也合用

376
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,333
可以讓我試一試嗎？

377
00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:14,000
好的，你想怎麼試？

378
00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:16,625
雨很大啊，讓我先把窗關上

379
00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:32,416
幹嘛？妳為什麼中了槍？

380
00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:34,166
試槍

381
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,375
這支是倒後槍，子彈會向後射的

382
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:37,291
你怎麼不早說？

383
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:39,125
妳流血不止，等一等我

384
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,708
-妳幹嘛？
-我又試槍

385
00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:52,916
又受傷了？不是跟妳說了嘛？

386
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,458
這槍全名叫狡猾的槍

387
00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:57,625
先向後射再向前射，梅花間竹似的

388
00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,375
幹嘛你不早說？

389
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:02,208
妳流血不止，快來用膠布貼上

390
00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:24,625
阿琴，幹嘛妳滿頭大汗的？

391
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,041
我剛在洗澡

392
00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:27,750
凌凌漆在哪兒？

393
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:29,416
他還在，不過你放心

394
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,708
我很快就會完成任務

395
00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:32,791
妳先別動手，現在計畫有變

396
00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:35,458
到了賴有為家才殺他

397
00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:38,333
這就可以嫁禍給賴有為

398
00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:40,958
而且絕對沒人會懷疑是我們做的

399
00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:42,041
多等一天吧

400
00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:44,125
還要多等一天？

401
00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:46,916
妳幹嘛滿身是血？

402
00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:49,208
沒什麼？我剛在刷牙

403
00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:50,375
這是牙血而已

404
00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:51,583
妳用的是什麼牙刷？

405
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:52,791
掃帚嗎？

406
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,208
妳怎麼樣？

407
00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:58,291
嗨！凌凌漆

408
00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:01,708
司令，居然在茅廁中見到你

409
00:32:01,791 --> 00:32:02,833
我真高興

410
00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:05,375
怎麼啦？你們倆合作得怎麼樣？

411
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:08,041
不錯！阿琴人品好，又沒什麼架子

412
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:09,291
真是一個好朋友

413
00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,500
阿琴，妳覺得我怎麼樣？

414
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:13,250
你除了帥之外我沒什麼好說

415
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,916
還有的，將來妳就會知道

416
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,208
希望你們兩個早日能完成任務

417
00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:18,458
-知道
-是

418
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:26,791
阿琴，先拿回槍

419
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:28,625
謝謝

420
00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:30,458
別動，讓我來幫妳

421
00:32:30,541 --> 00:32:32,375
這藥水膠布留給你自己用吧

422
00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:33,833
我沒事，謝了

423
00:32:33,916 --> 00:32:37,041
我告訴妳，以後別胡亂試槍

424
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,250
我喜歡試槍，那又怎麼樣？

425
00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:52,125
-侍應
-在

426
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:54,083
聽說你們賣的豆腐花很有名

427
00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:55,000
是啊

428
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:57,208
-是臭的！
-是出名臭啊

429
00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:58,916
可不可以拿些

430
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,791
以美味而馳名的給我呢？

431
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,833
-一樣是豆腐花
-不會吧？

432
00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:03,875
是啊！

433
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,375
你假設這就是臭豆腐

434
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:07,208
觀感就會很棒了

435
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,000
那給我一些油炸的吧

436
00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,208
香港的商場真是包羅萬有

437
00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:18,458
是啊

438
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:21,333
妳的槍傷沒什麼吧？

439
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,208
皮外傷而已

440
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:26,083
以後切記不要胡亂試槍

441
00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,750
早知如此，我該跟妳學刀

442
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:32,375
教妳我可不敢當，但我告訴妳

443
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:35,125
真正的刀法並不是用手的

444
00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:36,625
妳猜用什麼？

445
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,500
是用氣

446
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:42,916
所謂：“以氣御刀”
當達到最高境界時

447
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,125
塵世間沒有什麼是砍不斷的

448
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:48,833
妳不相信嗎？我用餐刀來做個示範

449
00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:51,083
行了，吃東西吧

450
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:55,041
阿琴，看來妳還在生我的氣？

451
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,208
別傻氣

452
00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:58,583
我怎會不生你的氣呢？

453
00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:00,041
我絕對生你的氣啊

454
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,458
不是吧？有多生氣呀？

455
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,458
生氣得想一槍打死你

456
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,750
小子，你拍什麼照？

457
00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:12,958
別緊張！

458
00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:14,958
兩位看我的樣子就知道是藝術家

459
00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:16,916
我剛才發掘一些有關愛情的題材

460
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,166
我看你們倆的神態

461
00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:20,416
一看就知道是正沐浴於愛河中的情侶

462
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,625
所以才情不自禁地拍下這照片

463
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,125
希望兩位不要介意

464
00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,166
那照片送給你們

465
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,666
這張我自己留下，謝謝兩位

466
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,000
不好意思吧？

467
00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:50,875
不用客氣，你留下吧

468
00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,750
先生，這痰是你吐的嗎？

469
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,875
是啊！沒什麼問題吧？

470
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,458
沒什麼…我只想知道一下而已

471
00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:08,791
聽你的口音，好像是來自湖南的？

472
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,125
是啊

473
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,416
我們是同鄉

474
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,666
你來自湖南什麼地方？

475
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:15,708
-洞庭湖草頭鄉
-我也是

476
00:35:15,791 --> 00:35:17,500
這麼湊巧？你是哪條村的？

477
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:18,916
上陽村

478
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,958
真巧！我們幾個也是

479
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,500
-真的？
-真是他鄉遇故知

480
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,791
請讓一讓

481
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,583
我們村口有一隻狗經常在吠

482
00:35:29,666 --> 00:35:31,333
那隻狗是我養的

483
00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:33,625
後來竟無故失蹤了

484
00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:35,666
原來被人宰了來吃

485
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:38,541
骨頭居然還被棄置在村口

486
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:40,208
真是沒良心

487
00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:43,875
這麼殘忍的事，不會就是你做的？

488
00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:45,291
不是…

489
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:46,500
幹嘛你的臉都紅了？

490
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:48,083
臉沒有紅…

491
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,375
你笑得很尷尬啊

492
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:50,833
不尷尬…

493
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:53,708
-我懷疑是你幹的
-不…

494
00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:55,166
-真的不是你？
-不是…

495
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:58,583
-不是你？
-不是！真的不是！

496
00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:01,041
-真多謝你
-別客氣嘛

497
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:04,416
一頓飯而已，別客氣…

498
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:08,500
總之，我們湖南人不能給人家看扁

499
00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:12,375
總有一天要衣錦還鄉

500
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:16,166
我不打擾你們了

501
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,833
他朝有日再相逢的話…

502
00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:19,250
吃早餐我請客

503
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,375
再見

504
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:22,541
等一等

505
00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:27,166
這樣吧，等一下

506
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,250
我有兩位同鄉

507
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,791
要到隔鄰取一點東西

508
00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,750
他們很快就會回來
然後我們四處逛一逛吧

509
00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:33,083
謝謝了，我們還有事情要辦

510
00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:35,500
不要緊，難得有機會跟同鄉聚舊

511
00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:37,875
就聊聊天吧，反正我要去洗手間

512
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,125
也好

513
00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:01,083
不要吵，我只說一遍

514
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,708
知道嗎？

515
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:17,833
湖南人之中你也算挺英俊

516
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:24,666
我一看就知道你是很注重儀表的

517
00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:28,625
其實你把帽子脫了更英俊

518
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:31,125
以後不要經常戴帽子

519
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,250
以前我也經常戴帽子

520
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:34,625
後來有人告訴我

521
00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:36,791
戴帽子會將頭髮悶著

522
00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:38,416
很容易會變成禿頭的

523
00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:40,375
只是拿一點點東西

524
00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:42,708
幹嘛去了那麼久呢？

525
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,291
兒子

526
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:49,458
怎麼樣？兒子

527
00:37:49,708 --> 00:37:50,833
生老爸的氣嗎？

528
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,250
每次都是你耍老爸

529
00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:53,833
老爸作弄你一次不行嗎？

530
00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,250
好了，老爸給你去買爆谷

531
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,958
真的？好啊！快去吧

532
00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,416
你又耍我？臭小子

533
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,666
打你！

534
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:16,541
叫了你別吵！

535
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,125
回來了

536
00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:39,625
警察！給我站著！

537
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:50,875
別動，大家同鄉一場

538
00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:52,083
你先替我一個忙，撐著！

539
00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,625
-過來
-死混蛋

540
00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,625
夥計！你怎麼樣？

541
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,083
呼叫總台…

542
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:02,250
立刻派救護車來，有很多人中了槍

543
00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,208
這兒是皇家堡四樓，完畢

544
00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:13,833
-走開，全部走開！誰過來就殺誰！
-別過來…

545
00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:16,791
別過來！

546
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:23,541
-德仔…
-你別過來…

547
00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:24,750
快點！

548
00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:26,875
快將我兒子還我，求求你

549
00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:29,500
-走開！我叫你走開呀！
-我只有一個兒子而已，我求求你

550
00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:35,458
-他不能死，快將我兒子還我
-我叫你走開呀，不然我開槍

551
00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:57,750
盯著他，其他環境我們已經控制了

552
00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:00,458
站著

553
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:14,625
走吧

554
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,208
小雄，快

555
00:40:34,041 --> 00:40:36,583
小雄，快點

556
00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:42,375
小雄！

557
00:41:11,833 --> 00:41:15,208
快…快離開現場

558
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,166
他們下來了，小心

559
00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:34,416
耍雜技？

560
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:45,208
我當初以為自己不用動手

561
00:41:45,291 --> 00:41:46,708
可以借刀殺人

562
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:49,250
怎知道計畫失敗了

563
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:50,916
妳沒有收到我的命令嗎？

564
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,416
妳怎麼可以擅作主張呢？

565
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:56,625
我知道！但是我真的很渴望知道

566
00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:58,541
凌凌漆究竟是一個怎樣的人

567
00:41:58,625 --> 00:41:59,666
閉嘴！

568
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:01,833
妳以什麼身分來問我？

569
00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:04,166
他是什麼人不關妳的事！

570
00:42:05,416 --> 00:42:07,666
記著，妳媽媽是漢奸

571
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:08,750
妳老爸是走狗

572
00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:09,958
妳爺爺是賣國賊

573
00:42:10,041 --> 00:42:12,250
妳就是漢奸、走狗、賣國賊

574
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,666
這是與生俱來的，永不改變

575
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,458
當年如果我不收留妳

576
00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:18,625
妳早就陪著他們被槍決了

577
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,041
妳的性命是我的！

578
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:23,208
我叫妳做什麼妳就要照做

579
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,625
清楚嗎？

580
00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:33,375
阿琴，我知道妳有時候心腸會太軟

581
00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:36,375
妳知道凌凌漆是個怎樣的人嗎？

582
00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:38,708
他是個衣冠禽獸

583
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,291
他從前無惡不作

584
00:42:41,666 --> 00:42:45,458
強姦孕婦，非禮小女孩

585
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:49,250
妳看，小女孩們多小

586
00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:52,166
這些孕婦的肚子多大

587
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,083
她們全都是被凌凌漆糟蹋的

588
00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:58,333
妳這次不只是為我，簡直是為民除害

589
00:42:58,666 --> 00:42:59,625
還有沒有問題？

590
00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:00,666
沒有了！

591
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:03,666
好，明天就按原定計畫

592
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:05,375
在賴有為家中下手

593
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:06,541
知道

594
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,916
妳沒事吧？

595
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,833
什麼事？

596
00:43:21,916 --> 00:43:24,708
沒什麼，我想妳關了門這麼久

597
00:43:24,791 --> 00:43:26,125
我敲門又沒人回答

598
00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,333
才斗膽撞門進來看看

599
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:30,875
妳在洗澡？

600
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:33,750
是啊，我沒什麼，請你把門關上

601
00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,708
真想不到今天發生了這種事

602
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:42,458
我是說請你出去，然後把門關上

603
00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:44,083
好的，對不起

604
00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:48,083
出去！

605
00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:52,916
你想怎麼樣？

606
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,458
-做不做？
-做什麼？

607
00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:56,250
-做帛金
-做什麼帛金？

608
00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,166
-德仔的爸爸
-誰是德仔的爸爸？

609
00:43:58,250 --> 00:44:00,458
今天在商場中那位無辜的死難者

610
00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:02,791
給帛金？

611
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:04,083
不知道可不可以委託報館

612
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:05,250
再轉送到德仔的家人呢？

613
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:06,500
可以吧

614
00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:09,000
署名無名氏還是有心人呢？

615
00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:10,500
隨便吧

616
00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:12,458
大家萍水相逢，又不是很熟

617
00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:14,625
我們捐500塊以表心意吧

618
00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:16,333
你作主吧

619
00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:17,833
妳代我付500塊好嗎？

620
00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:19,208
不是吧？

621
00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:21,208
我完成這個任務之後有500塊獎金

622
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,833
到時就可以還妳了

623
00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:26,166
妳信我吧，這種事我不會賴帳的！

624
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,000
好的

625
00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:27,250
好，放下，過來…

626
00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:32,166
再過去

627
00:45:33,041 --> 00:45:34,875
這些是高純度的爆炸品

628
00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:37,458
你們要派人24小時看守

629
00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:38,708
-是的
-是的

630
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:53,708
賴有為專門走私國寶

631
00:45:53,791 --> 00:45:55,750
恐龍頭骨失蹤很大可能跟他有關

632
00:45:55,833 --> 00:45:57,416
撐著腰的這個就是他了

633
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,541
待會你見機行事吧

634
00:45:58,625 --> 00:45:59,708
還有沒有其他問題？

635
00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:03,666
有，李香蘭是不是妳媽媽？

636
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,583
據我所知，她是個漢奸

637
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:10,291
對不起，當我沒有問過吧

638
00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:12,333
時間差不多了，下車吧

639
00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:15,583
阿琴，如果今天晚上能夠完成任務

640
00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:16,500
我就會回去了

641
00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:17,458
所以，告訴我妳喜歡什麼

642
00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:19,375
-我送給妳
-不用了

643
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:21,416
-一定要
-白玫瑰吧

644
00:46:21,791 --> 00:46:23,958
妳真浪漫！

645
00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:25,000
或者是我送給你

646
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,958
真浪漫

647
00:46:29,083 --> 00:46:30,958
如果今晚還有時間

648
00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:33,375
我們去香港的卡拉OK觀摩一下

649
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,291
你在裡面時，我會跟你保持聯絡

650
00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:37,291
我不說妳不知道

651
00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:39,625
我唱歌時聲線跟張學友一樣

652
00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:41,291
喉核也一樣會上下的顫動

653
00:46:41,375 --> 00:46:43,666
這是後門鎖匙，快點吧，沒時間

654
00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:45,333
我唱首歌給妳聽

655
00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:47,041
唱妳老媽《李香蘭》吧

656
00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:48,333
我跟你說

657
00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:50,000
我是迫不得已才會跟你走在一起

658
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,375
你別再在我面前提李香蘭

659
00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:52,625
別再在我面前唱歌

660
00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:54,666
我不想再聽你在胡扯

661
00:46:57,375 --> 00:47:00,416
妳這種愛恨分明的性格我十分欣賞

662
00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:04,958
這條鎖匙我並不需要

663
00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:07,166
我腳下這個篋不是個普通的篋

664
00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:09,291
而是篋中之神，簡稱篋神

665
00:47:09,375 --> 00:47:10,833
它可以將我既安全又瀟灑地

666
00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:12,750
輸送到賴有為家中

667
00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:20,500
篋…神！

668
00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,791
妳進來幹嘛？妳想怎麼樣？

669
00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:28,083
你問我想怎麼樣？該我問你才是啊

670
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,583
糟糕

671
00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:32,125
還沒有調較角度
所以才會直上直下而已

672
00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:33,833
現在行了

673
00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:38,500
篋…唉呀

674
00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:45,000
門開了，進去吧

675
00:47:46,541 --> 00:47:48,375
阿琴，其實我並不是浪得虛名…

676
00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:50,500
-先將血擦了才說吧
-好的

677
00:47:51,875 --> 00:47:53,833
看來這個篋放錯了位置

678
00:47:53,916 --> 00:47:55,458
移正了就一定行啦

679
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,083
你別浪費我時間好嗎？

680
00:47:59,166 --> 00:48:00,958
這次一定行的，給我一次機會吧

681
00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:07,666
篋…神…

682
00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:22,208
乾馬天尼

683
00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:33,958
看什麼看？把另一杯子給我

684
00:48:34,416 --> 00:48:37,333
真過分！看什麼看？

685
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:43,791
阿漆，裡面的情況如何？

686
00:48:44,416 --> 00:48:47,458
很兇險啊！這裡的賓客面目猙獰

687
00:48:47,541 --> 00:48:48,791
卻又非常之和藹可親

688
00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,541
怎麼說妳也不會相信的

689
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,625
先生，你呢？

690
00:48:54,125 --> 00:48:55,416
我自己行啦，謝謝

691
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,375
賴先生，你電話

692
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:12,458
喂？

693
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:23,208
發現目標

694
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,750
小心給我聽著，骨頭要…

695
00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:46,750
聽著，我再說一遍

696
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:50,583
豬骨要先用清水灼一會將肥膏去掉

697
00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:52,958
然後加上花膠煮一小時

698
00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:54,416
那你什麼時候回來喝湯呢？

699
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,875
是啦，妳別嚕嗦了

700
00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:58,625
我老婆還在裡面

701
00:49:58,708 --> 00:49:59,916
羅馬里奧交給白必圖

702
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,291
白必圖憑他的個人技術

703
00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,708
連過兩關一射入網

704
00:50:07,416 --> 00:50:09,666
阿漆，怎麼樣？聽到什麼？

705
00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:15,125
初步相信叫白必圖的人偷了恐龍骨

706
00:50:15,208 --> 00:50:17,250
然後利用他的個人技術連過兩關

707
00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:18,750
然後一射入網

708
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,750
但這兒的訊號很微弱

709
00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:22,750
我正打算在這兒挖一條隧道

710
00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:23,791
直達他的梳化下

711
00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:25,166
偷聽他在說什麼

712
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,083
阿漆，別廢話連篇

713
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:30,125
快去找一個接收比較好的地方

714
00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:33,541
阿琴，我走到哪裡電波都被干擾

715
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:36,083
我總是聽不清楚賴有為在裡面說什麼

716
00:50:39,583 --> 00:50:40,416
阿漆

717
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,916
你嘗試到一個沒這麼多人的地方

718
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:45,666
在我的前面有一個鋼琴

719
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:46,750
那兒沒什麼人

720
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,875
你走過去試一試吧

721
00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:54,625
好的

722
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,791
接收還是不大清楚

723
00:51:07,041 --> 00:51:09,416
你別動，坐好就行了

724
00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:12,708
對了

725
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,125
一個人坐在這兒，我覺得有點尷尬

726
00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:19,041
你不是很喜歡唱歌的嗎？

727
00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:20,416
唱歌吧

728
00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:22,500
都好

729
00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:55,250
這句我忘詞了

730
00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:54,083
怎麼樣？還好吧？

731
00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:55,750
一般吧

732
00:52:55,916 --> 00:52:57,708
給我一些意見？

733
00:52:57,791 --> 00:52:59,083
震音部分差了一點

734
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,708
你簡直是出類拔萃

735
00:53:17,791 --> 00:53:20,041
能夠使出這種移形換影的功夫

736
00:53:20,125 --> 00:53:22,541
看來妳也不是等閒之輩

737
00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:24,208
我老實跟你說

738
00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:27,375
其實我正在這兒等一個很重要的人

739
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,583
我想這個人你也認識

740
00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:34,958
對不起，無可奉告

741
00:53:35,958 --> 00:53:37,833
我從來不勉強人

742
00:53:38,166 --> 00:53:40,458
不過有件事我很想告訴你

743
00:53:41,208 --> 00:53:42,833
我真的很欣賞你

744
00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:09,416
我愛你

745
00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:59,750
阿琴，收到嗎？這兒非常危險

746
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:01,458
很多殺手不知道躲在哪兒！

747
00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:22,208
哪有這麼便宜的事？

748
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:03,833
我中了槍

749
00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,125
中了槍你還能走動自如？

750
00:56:09,208 --> 00:56:10,833
幸虧我穿了避彈衣

751
00:56:11,916 --> 00:56:13,666
可惜沒有避彈褲

752
00:56:21,166 --> 00:56:22,333
給妳的

753
00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:25,458
幹什麼？你從哪裡拿來的？

754
00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:27,250
我逃走時看到摘的

755
00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:30,000
這不是隨處可見，算妳走運

756
00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:44,250
你用不著這麼認真，神經病

757
00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:45,875
妳怎麼知道的？

758
00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:47,416
很多人都是這樣說我

759
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,000
金槍人的殺手還在裡面

760
00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:51,041
快開車吧，快

761
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,541
他是誰？

762
00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:06,541
有我！妳放心

763
00:57:07,666 --> 00:57:09,500
跛子，你坐著吧，讓我來對付

764
00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:20,500
-撞他媽的！
-撞你媽的！

765
00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:31,291
算你們逃得快

766
00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:50,625
怎麼樣？

767
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:54,375
紗布和棉花，有沒有剪刀？

768
00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:03,500
有

769
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,791
-找不到剪刀
-不用了

770
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,041
子彈射進了我的大腿骨

771
00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:25,875
壓著我的大動脈

772
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:27,875
靠在三叉神經線旁邊

773
00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,791
我現在左邊腦袋開始缺氧麻痹

774
00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,666
右半身開始癱瘓

775
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:37,041
一定要將傷口割開把子彈拿出來

776
00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:43,458
讓我來吧

777
00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:52,750
這刀是當年鑄劍天王

778
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:54,750
干將莫邪的御用菜刀

779
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:56,958
用天山寒鐵鑄成

780
00:58:57,041 --> 00:58:59,875
淨重7749斤16兩4安士

781
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:02,000
普通人不容易拿得起來

782
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:06,291
這下子是很考功夫的

783
00:59:06,791 --> 00:59:09,125
因為要避開所有神經線和血管

784
00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:11,541
幫我將傷口撐開

785
00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:13,541
受得了嗎？

786
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:15,250
我受得了

787
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:17,708
見到子彈嗎？

788
00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:19,375
黑色的那個？

789
00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:21,500
不是！黑色的是腳筋，別管它

790
00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:22,750
高一點

791
00:59:23,208 --> 00:59:25,250
-白色的？
-白色的就是骨頭了

792
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,000
旁邊銀色的就是子彈了

793
00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:29,666
我看到，卡得很深呀

794
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,583
替我鑿它出來

795
00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,666
-鑿？
-鑿吧

796
00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:39,250
-就這麼鑿？
-是啊

797
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:41,583
-你不用麻醉嗎？
-要

798
00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:44,875
把錄影機開了吧

799
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:51,125
你放錯了帶子嗎？

800
00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:54,916
沒有！這招叫轉移視線分心大法

801
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,500
這招分明叫老漢推車

802
00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:58,083
你別以為我不懂

803
00:59:58,291 --> 01:00:00,083
我是指我的方法

804
01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:03,291
是古代神醫華佗所用的麻醉大法

805
01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:06,083
古時有關雲祥

806
01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:08,500
全神貫注下象棋刮骨療毒

807
01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:11,291
今日有我凌凌漆聚精會神

808
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,208
看色情影帶鑿骨取彈頭

809
01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:14,541
開始吧

810
01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:18,166
妳待會才看吧

811
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:29,416
子彈跟骨頭太接近了

812
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,541
旁邊有很多神經線

813
01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:31,583
會很痛的，你撐著

814
01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:33,125
黑人也有？

815
01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:41,458
幹嘛停了手？

816
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:45,791
我故意將全身血液集中在一處

817
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,416
以免失血過多

818
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,208
不要管其他無謂事情，繼續吧

819
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:50,750
它擋著我的視線

820
01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:52,166
你撥開它吧

821
01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:58,750
來吧，用力點…

822
01:00:58,833 --> 01:01:00,458
怎麼？太用力了嗎？

823
01:01:00,541 --> 01:01:01,791
我不是跟妳說話

824
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:03,416
我對那黑人說而已

825
01:01:04,291 --> 01:01:05,291
對不起

826
01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,333
很多血

827
01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:10,333
妳弄斷了一條血管

828
01:01:10,416 --> 01:01:11,458
那怎麼辦？

829
01:01:12,791 --> 01:01:14,291
你繼續看色情影帶吧

830
01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:30,666
你撐得住嗎？

831
01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:34,625
妳跟我聊聊天，問我一些問題吧

832
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,666
總之不要讓我睡著了

833
01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:39,041
我怕睡著了之後不會醒過來

834
01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,083
你叫什麼名字？

835
01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:44,916
我叫凌凌漆

836
01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:46,916
你可以問一些更深奧點的

837
01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,458
更深奧？

838
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:54,083
有一個農場，雞的數目是鴨的四倍

839
01:01:54,291 --> 01:01:56,666
鴨比豬少九隻

840
01:01:56,833 --> 01:01:59,250
鴨加上豬的總和是67

841
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:01,791
請問整個農場的動物加起來

842
01:02:01,875 --> 01:02:03,041
有多少隻腳呢？

843
01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:05,166
不如讓我問妳吧

844
01:02:05,666 --> 01:02:06,833
你問吧

845
01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:12,916
畫中的那一男一女是誰？

846
01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:18,125
我爸爸媽媽

847
01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:20,000
為什麼見不到他們的樣子？

848
01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:24,000
我小時候他們已經死了

849
01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:25,583
我沒什麼印象

850
01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:28,041
對不起

851
01:02:28,541 --> 01:02:30,250
原來我們大家都是孤兒

852
01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:32,166
難得這麼投契

853
01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,541
阿琴

854
01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:38,666
謝謝妳

855
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,875
別客氣！

856
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:45,500
你撐著，別死啊！

857
01:02:48,708 --> 01:02:50,333
妳可以替我將冷氣關掉嗎？

858
01:02:50,416 --> 01:02:51,666
我有點兒冷

859
01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:55,541
阿漆

860
01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,208
阿漆…

861
01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,708
不過說到消毒止血

862
01:04:10,666 --> 01:04:13,000
這招真是萬試萬靈

863
01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:37,916
點224小痰罐子彈？

864
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:39,958
聽說是妳專用的啊！

865
01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:43,875
妳那飛碟長距離來福槍呢？

866
01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:46,750
一定還在外面的車上吧？

867
01:04:53,250 --> 01:04:56,041
其實是妳開槍射我的，是嗎？

868
01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:11,166
妳既然要殺我，幹嘛又要救我呢？

869
01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:18,041
金槍人跟妳究竟是什麼關係？

870
01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:19,791
你不用問，我什麼也不會說

871
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,958
身為一名間諜，既然殺不到你

872
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:23,125
結果只有一個

873
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:24,166
來吧

874
01:05:36,458 --> 01:05:37,458
好的

875
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,083
這麼近也射不中

876
01:05:47,416 --> 01:05:49,000
槍法真差勁

877
01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:53,000
沒辦法

878
01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:02,166
打打殺殺的事別再煩我
我還是看色情影帶好了

879
01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:15,833
當我沒有見過妳好了

880
01:06:37,416 --> 01:06:39,416
阿漆…

881
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,458
你別走，你不能回去啊

882
01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:42,833
其實總司令就是金槍人

883
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:44,250
那恐龍骨…

884
01:06:46,333 --> 01:06:47,625
你幹嘛長高了？

885
01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:51,125
妳終於都肯說出真相了嗎？

886
01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:58,833
妳真人比照片瘦多了

887
01:06:58,916 --> 01:07:02,125
做漢奸不能養活自己嗎？

888
01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:13,916
小姐，有沒有藥水膠布？

889
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,583
妳樣子真可愛

890
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:19,208
難怪我們陳司令死在妳的手上

891
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:21,083
我想見妳的總司令

892
01:07:21,166 --> 01:07:23,291
麻煩妳給我帶路吧

893
01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:42,416
你知不知道原來阿琴出賣了國家？

894
01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:45,833
不知道

895
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:48,541
國家這麼信任她，她竟然…

896
01:07:48,791 --> 01:07:50,250
是誰打傷你的？

897
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,083
我想是金槍人做的

898
01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:53,791
阿琴呢？阿琴在哪裡？

899
01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,541
我不知道，她失了蹤

900
01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:59,458
真失策，敵人也太狡猾了

901
01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:01,166
居然可以無孔不入

902
01:08:02,041 --> 01:08:03,583
你的傷口現在怎麼樣了？

903
01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:04,791
應該都沒有問題

904
01:08:04,875 --> 01:08:06,958
什麼沒有問題，你還在流血呢！

905
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,625
你趕快簽了它

906
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:10,708
跟著得去醫院看醫生呀

907
01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:12,166
療傷要緊！

908
01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,708
-侍衛，馬上送他去醫院
-是…

909
01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:16,458
其他的你暫時不用擔心了

910
01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,291
這邊吧

911
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:50,208
看什麼看？過來吧

912
01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:51,333
正等你呢！

913
01:08:51,875 --> 01:08:53,541
怎會在這時候行刑的呢？

914
01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:54,750
我們改走其他的路吧

915
01:08:54,833 --> 01:08:56,166
不用了，已經到了

916
01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:03,708
很重手呀

917
01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:07,083
什麼事？

918
01:09:07,166 --> 01:09:08,166
沒什麼！

919
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,875
你竟說沒什麼？

920
01:09:09,958 --> 01:09:11,500
我可是有事…喂！

921
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:13,375
別動

922
01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:15,083
有什麼事你先說清楚

923
01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:16,041
行啦

924
01:09:16,458 --> 01:09:17,583
凌凌漆

925
01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:20,833
親自簽字承認走私販賣國寶

926
01:09:21,166 --> 01:09:23,750
罪無可恕，毋須審判

927
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:25,208
即時槍決

928
01:09:29,708 --> 01:09:30,666
回去

929
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:34,541
-等一等，我是冤枉的
-等一等，我是冤枉的

930
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:36,750
我根本沒有偷看國防機密

931
01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:39,291
你們做人要有良知啊

932
01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:42,041
眾所周知我是個盲人啊

933
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,541
你們居然誣陷一個盲人

934
01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:47,750
說他偷看國防機密這麼過分

935
01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:54,833
各位老兄，我跟陳局長非常稔熟

936
01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:55,916
經常和他一起喝茶呢！

937
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,541
-等一等…
-等一等…

938
01:10:00,541 --> 01:10:02,041
我老爸就是陳局長

939
01:10:02,125 --> 01:10:04,000
你殺了我，我一定叫他殺了你

940
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,041
預備

941
01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:09,500
老兄，不要…

942
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:19,291
我這麼英俊，我不想死啊…

943
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:27,500
不要啊…

944
01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:34,375
死混蛋！

945
01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:35,875
你的哭相真難看

946
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,125
這麼難看！

947
01:10:40,666 --> 01:10:42,250
-射得好
-棒！

948
01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:49,750
下一個

949
01:11:01,666 --> 01:11:03,583
30年來的苦練

950
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,666
今天終於可以大派用場了

951
01:11:07,166 --> 01:11:08,333
預備

952
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:14,208
想殺我鐵腿水上飄？

953
01:11:14,291 --> 01:11:15,458
沒這麼容易！

954
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:44,708
預備

955
01:11:51,583 --> 01:11:52,583
行刑

956
01:11:57,416 --> 01:12:01,291
30分鐘內將貨櫃送去邊境貨運站

957
01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:03,458
-買家在那兒接應
-是

958
01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:05,375
開車

959
01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:15,708
你的買家已經死了

960
01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:18,208
恐龍頭骨亦不用麻煩你了

961
01:12:18,291 --> 01:12:20,166
我們會自己將它運回瀋陽

962
01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:23,791
識相的快束手就擒

963
01:12:24,416 --> 01:12:25,875
否則格殺勿論

964
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:27,333
金槍人

965
01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:30,375
我們連你的得力手下都已經逮捕了

966
01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:32,250
你還是快點投降吧

967
01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:43,458
小喇叭！

968
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,166
你還算是人嗎？

969
01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:48,875
幸虧我穿了避彈衣

970
01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:50,166
枉我與你出生入死

971
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:52,458
你問也不問，說也不說就射我

972
01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:54,875
你射我是吧？射他！

973
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:18,625
你做初一，我做十五

974
01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:20,166
好，我和你們合作

975
01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:21,875
我知道他在哪裡，跟我來

976
01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:55,541
來吧，我在等你們

977
01:13:55,791 --> 01:13:56,750
小心

978
01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:04,833
這次妳有避彈衣也射死妳

979
01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:28,541
別再看啦！出絕招吧

980
01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:35,041
高熱火焰

981
01:14:35,458 --> 01:14:36,458
看你的盔甲

982
01:14:36,541 --> 01:14:39,333
能否抵禦得住我三萬度的高熱火焰

983
01:14:42,583 --> 01:14:44,125
糟糕！對不起

984
01:14:44,208 --> 01:14:45,750
昨晚煮即食麵做宵夜

985
01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,500
用完了石油氣卻沒通知妳

986
01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:49,166
真對不起…

987
01:14:55,833 --> 01:14:57,791
玩波？波也打爆妳

988
01:14:57,875 --> 01:14:59,291
金牙佬，輪到你了

989
01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:02,791
別當我不存在

990
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,916
鐵…甲…飛…拳

991
01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:41,708
枉我對妳供書教學，衣食豐足

992
01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:44,791
想不到妳竟為了一個宰豬的背叛我

993
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:52,833
凌凌漆剛被槍決了

994
01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:54,458
妳這麼喜歡他

995
01:15:54,541 --> 01:15:56,833
我就送妳到陰間陪他吧

996
01:15:59,083 --> 01:16:00,125
阿漆！

997
01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,166
我早看穿你的把戲了

998
01:16:09,291 --> 01:16:11,208
如果你早看穿了，幹嘛你不早說出來

999
01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:13,083
凌凌漆

1000
01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:14,666
阿漆，你沒事吧？

1001
01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:15,791
行了，我沒事

1002
01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:17,666
拜託妳的對白別這麼公式吧

1003
01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:19,875
你不是已經被槍決了嗎？

1004
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,375
說起這件事我就生氣啦

1005
01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:23,000
你害我損失了100塊

1006
01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,375
去…

1007
01:16:54,916 --> 01:16:57,458
所謂：“上樑不正下樑歪”

1008
01:16:57,541 --> 01:16:59,625
想不到你的手下比你更貪婪

1009
01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:00,875
虧你居然還有臉

1010
01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:03,083
站在“忠黨愛國”這四個字之前

1011
01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:05,666
總之中國一天有你這個大魔頭

1012
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:07,666
老百姓也不會有好日子過

1013
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:10,125
我今天一定要宰了你

1014
01:17:10,416 --> 01:17:12,125
就憑你這兩個廢物

1015
01:17:12,208 --> 01:17:13,416
廢物？

1016
01:17:14,416 --> 01:17:15,666
我窮一生之精力

1017
01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,916
集合了十種殺人武器於一身的

1018
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,041
超級武器霸王

1019
01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:22,291
產品編號奪命三千

1020
01:17:22,375 --> 01:17:23,833
已經研究成功了

1021
01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:25,291
阿漆，你站在一旁吧

1022
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:26,458
遠一點

1023
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:27,791
再遠一點

1024
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:29,375
是嗎？

1025
01:17:30,125 --> 01:17:31,875
我真想見識一下

1026
01:17:31,958 --> 01:17:35,291
奪命三千！

1027
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:37,208
西瓜刀

1028
01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:38,291
單車鏈

1029
01:17:38,375 --> 01:17:39,500
火藥

1030
01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:40,916
硫酸、毒藥

1031
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,333
手槍、手榴彈

1032
01:17:42,416 --> 01:17:43,458
三角銼

1033
01:17:43,541 --> 01:17:45,083
每件都是獨當一面的

1034
01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,875
現在集合一起

1035
01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:48,625
怕了沒有？

1036
01:17:49,625 --> 01:17:51,833
你這個傻瓜！早就該死了

1037
01:17:51,916 --> 01:17:52,916
等一等

1038
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:57,916
聞西

1039
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,125
阿漆，靠你了

1040
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:08,416
既然這樣，沒其他方法了

1041
01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:12,125
我唯有單刀赴會了

1042
01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:16,916
豬肉刀？

1043
01:18:27,291 --> 01:18:29,333
豬肉刀！

1044
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,125
不要！

1045
01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:28,208
你他媽的臭小子！

1046
01:19:28,416 --> 01:19:29,958
我看你有多大本事

1047
01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,958
我讓你瞧瞧我的厲害

1048
01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:56,166
你這把是什麼刀？

1049
01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:57,958
豬肉刀

1050
01:19:58,291 --> 01:19:59,583
專門用來砍畜牲的！

1051
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:53,333
賣豬的，給我五塊豬肉

1052
01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:57,833
暫時不做生意

1053
01:20:57,916 --> 01:20:59,583
妳一個多小時後再來吧

1054
01:20:59,666 --> 01:21:02,791
你有沒有那個能耐啊？
看你最多能支持三分鐘吧

1055
01:21:02,875 --> 01:21:04,666
三小時也可能不夠呢！

1056
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:06,750
阿漆，我們回家才搞吧

1057
01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:07,750
免得浪費腳力

1058
01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:09,083
何況這兒環境比較好

1059
01:21:09,166 --> 01:21:10,208
去…

1060
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:20,458
阿漆，這回糟糕了！

1061
01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:23,333
我們的間諜衛星在外太空失蹤了

1062
01:21:23,416 --> 01:21:24,750
這次關繫著國家安危

1063
01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:26,500
十億人民的生死

1064
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:27,666
而且我剛升了職

1065
01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:29,333
你也不願意我背黑鍋嘛

1066
01:21:29,416 --> 01:21:31,208
回來幫我忙

1067
01:21:31,916 --> 01:21:33,125
我現正在搞兒女私情

1068
01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,750
國家大事這小事先讓路吧

1069
01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:35,750
聞西

1070
01:21:36,375 --> 01:21:37,708
我說過很多遍

1071
01:21:37,791 --> 01:21:40,625
我叫達…聞…西呀