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(DOUG HUMMING)

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Breakfast!

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I'm going.

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I thought I'd say good-bye.

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Gentlemen, again,
all the best.
Take good care.

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Good luck and good-bye.

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It's been fun.

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Here you go, sir.
Ah.

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Thank you.
You're welcome.

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I'm here to see the director
of the Secret Service.
MAN: Okay, thanks.

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Is there any place
where I could put my bags?

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Yeah, take them
right through there.

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Thank you.
Okay.

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MAN: Congratulations, Doug.
You've done a terrific job
on a tough detail.

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Thank you, sir.
It wasn't that tough actually.

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Summersville, Ohio,
is not exactly the center
of the universe,

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but it's a nice,
quiet, little place.

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Guarding Mrs. Carlisle
did give me the time

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to pick up more hours
towards my master's.
Oh, great.

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Now I am hoping for a little
more active assignment,
maybe back in the White House.

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Uh-huh.
Or a criminal assignment
out of New York or LA.

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Sure. Why don't
we sit over here.

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Yes, sir.

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Joan?

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Yes, sir?
Can we have
some coffee, please?

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Certainly.
Just a moment.
Thanks.

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How is she these days?
What's she like?

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Well,
there's the public person
who's, you know, adored.

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Then there's the private
person who can, at times, be
pretty difficult to deal with

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if you don't know how
to handle the situation.

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And you did.
As well as anybody,
I suppose.

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I don't envy my replacement,
I'll tell you that.

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On the other hand, I was
in her husband's White House,
and I saw her in better times.

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She has her good days
and her bad days now.

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I guess you could say she's

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several different
personalities in one,
like many people.

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One of her personalities
called the White House
last night

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and asked the president if he
could arrange for you to stay
on with her for another tour.

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The president?

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I can't go back there.

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I can't do
three more years there.

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I can't do
three more minutes there.

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It's-- It's...
I mean, it's...

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The worst assignment there is
in the service.

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Then we've got a problem,

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because the president
is asking you to
return to Mrs. Carlisle

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as a personal favor to him.

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What if I say no?

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I'll call him and tell him,
um, you said no.

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Why don't you take
a moment to think it over?
I'll check on the coffee.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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NEWSCASTER:
In New Jersey, ice kept
three dolphins trapped

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in an inland waterway
Wednesday,

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frustrating rescuers
efforts to free the animals...

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MAN:
Who's got the Columbus paper?

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Just checking my horoscope.

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Frederick, I've told you
a thousand times,

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she can tell if someone's
read it before her.
Sorry.

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(NEWSCASTER CONTINUES
CHATTERING)

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Morning, Doug.
What are you doing here?
Morning.

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Long story.

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Everything okay
in Washington, Doug?
Yeah.

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Just back to pick up
your accoutrement?

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Speak English, Fred.

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Just back to pick up
your shit?

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No smoking, Earl.

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Why can't I smoke?
She never comes down here.

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Doesn't matter.
It's a rule.

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(SIGHS)

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Frankly, Douglas, I am shocked
to see you back here.
DOUG: Are ya?

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FREDERICK:
I thought you'd be guarding
Jackie O. by now,

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standing outside
the Russian Tea Room for hours
in the freezing snow,

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when she was inside having
one of those little cakes
and chatting to her friends.

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Here, Frederick.

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I'll do it
this morning, Fred.
Thank you.

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Good morning.

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(KNOCKING)

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Breakfast!

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MRS. CARLISLE: Come in.

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(SCISSORS CUTTING)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Douglas, darling?

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Yes, ma'am?

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You seem to have dropped some
of my things on the floor.

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Would you be kind enough
to pick them up for me?
Yes, ma'am.

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That's a good boy.

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Do I still have any influence
in that evil, little town
or have they forgotten me?

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Ma'am, with all due respect,
why me?

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Why? Because I like you.

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My feelings are hurt that
anyone would be that anxious
to get away from me.

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I certainly don't mean to hurt
your feelings, Mrs. Carlisle,

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but my assignment here
is finished and I'd like
to get back to Washington.

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Washington
is a dead-end town,
Douglas, career-wise,

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unless you're there purely
to make money, which I'm
sure you wouldn't be.

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I'd like to go back,
Mrs. Carlisle.

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I'm sorry,
but I need you here.
Mrs. Carlisle?

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Yes?

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I'd just like you to know
that I came back
of my own free will.

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As an S.A.I.C, I could have
refused this assignment,
but I didn't.

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S.A.I.C.? What is that?

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Ma'am, you know very well
what that is.

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No, I don't.
Yes, you do, ma'am.

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Don't tell me what I know
and what I don't know.
That is not your place.

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What is a saic?

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S.A.I.C. stands for
Special Agent In Charge.

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Oh, I see, I see.
A special agent, are we?
And in charge, no less.

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My, my, my, my, my.

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You rarely meet someone
who's a secret agent
who's also in charge.

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Hmm?
And why is he in charge?

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Because he's
so doggone special.

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And you did not come back here
of your own free will.

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If you had a free will,
you'd be miles from here.

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I have some very exciting
news for you.

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I have an inoperable
brain tumor.

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I have bought you and your men
a scud missile launcher.

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We are going to the opera
in Columbus. Which of those
do you think is true?

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When?

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I would like to drive
to Columbus
a week from Friday.

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Yes, ma'am.
May I say, it is good
to see you getting out again.

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Is it?
Yes, ma'am.

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Thank you, Douglas.
That's very
patronizing of you.

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I suppose you couldn't
care less about opera.

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No, ma'am. I couldn't.
Of course not.

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You're a typical,
red-blooded American male.

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You'd probably
rather watch reruns of
Mister E on television,

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now wouldn't you, Doug?

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Tell me...

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If you had to choose
between opera and Mister Ed?

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I'd choose Mister Ed.
In a second.

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Oh, you're so honest.
Yes, ma'am.
I try to be.

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Good for you, Agent Dougie.

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Now put my rosebud
on the tray and get out.

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As you can see,
I'm extremely busy.

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Yes, ma'am.

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I expect him any minute.
I'll tell him as soon as
he comes in. All right.

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Good-bye.

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Hi.
She wants to see you.
Hi.

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Oh, come on.
I was just up there!

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She called the president to
demand I pull another tour.
How do you like that shit?

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Why?
DOUG:
Because she likes me.

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(LAUGHS)
Oh, you don't think
that's the reason?

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I don't know.
Who knows with her?

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She didn't say anything
about liking me, did she?

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It doesn't have anything
to do with like.

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She doesn't want
a new guy coming in here,

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shaking things up,
trying to get things
running right.

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She's got me broken in.
She'll never let me go.

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Doug.
Now my master calls again.

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Check this out!
JENNINGS ON TV:
We now go to Helen Grace.

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GRACE: Yes, Peter, in the city
of Agua Dulce, when automatic
weapon fire broke out

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shortly after 2:30 local time,
the president was immediately

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hustled from the scene
and secret service...

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See those
special tactics guys?

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They're everywhere.
Yeah, yeah.

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...applauded the American
leader repeatedly.

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JENNINGS:
The men with the guns,

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are they United States
Secret Service agents?

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BARBARA:
Doug, she says it's important.

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(SIGHS) Tell her I'm busy.
I'll be there in 15 minutes.

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He'll be there
in 15 minutes.

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(LINE DISCONNECTS ABRUPTLY)

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Mrs. Carlisle?
You should go up.

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Does she want chocolate?
Some goddamn fruit drink?

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Are we a bunch of waiters?
We want to be down there!

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(ALARM BLARING)

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I got it!

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I'm coming!

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I can't do three more
years of this.

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(ALARM BLARING)

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(GASPS)

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I told you never to bring
a gun in this room.

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Now, get it out.
Yes, ma'am.

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How dare you
bring a gun in here!

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(ALARM STOPS)

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Sorry, Mrs. Carlisle.
That's all right, Joseph.

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Mrs. Carlisle,
that emergency alarm
is to be used only...

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It's mine
and I will use it
any time I see fit.

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I think it bothers
the neighbors. Sorry.

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What is it you want, ma'am?

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I want to play golf.

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What?

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Golf. It's a game.

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My husband and I
used to play it.
Do you remember that?

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Mrs. Carlisle,
it's 38 degrees outside.

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Thank you, Tom.
Could you have the car
ready in half an hour?

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Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.

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Now, go on, go on.
Shoo, shoo.

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Go on!

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Kimberly.

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MRS. CARLISLE:
Kimberly!

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Would you mind
not standing there?

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No, not there.
Go over there where
I can see where you are.

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Didn't you guard Ford
or Agnew or those people?
No, ma'am.

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All they ever did
was play golf.
Yes, ma'am.

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Which was a real blessing
for the country.
Yes, ma'am.

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No, I was too young.

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What?

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I was too young
to serve Ford or Agnew.

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Get back in the cart!
Get in the cart!

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Yes, ma'am.

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00:17:12,245 --> 00:17:14,780
What is this
all about?

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She sits up in her
room for five years,
and now we've got golf.

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And opera.
And opera.

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What's next?
Synchronized swimming.

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(AGENTS CHUCKLING)

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Why are you making noise?
We're trying to putt.

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Sorry, ma'am.
Sorry, ma'am.

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00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:33,799
Why don't you at least make
yourselves useful?

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One of you come
and hold the pin.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Putt!

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Would you be kind enough
to get my first ball,
please, Doug?

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00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:13,606
I'm a Secret Service Agent,
Mrs. Carlisle, not a caddie.

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00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:17,310
You want that ball,
I suggest you go
get it yourself.

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00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:19,778
Ralph?

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00:18:19,812 --> 00:18:21,780
Since you've insisted
on me staying here,

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I think you should know
I intend to do my job
by the book.

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00:18:26,285 --> 00:18:28,287
Which means
we don't run errands,

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we don't make snacks,
and we don't check
our guns at the door.

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00:18:32,491 --> 00:18:35,194
Now if you don't like
any of this,

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I suggest you call Washington
and get yourself a new man.

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I'd be very careful
if I were you, agent.

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You're way out of your depth.

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00:18:46,239 --> 00:18:48,374
Let's switch.
I've got to go up
to the clubhouse.

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00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:49,842
Sure thing, Doug.

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DOUG: I told her.

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00:19:06,825 --> 00:19:09,595
No more calling us
"gofers with guns."

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00:19:09,628 --> 00:19:11,797
No more snacks
in the middle of the night.

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No more checking our weapons
outside your bedroom door.

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You said that?
Mmm-hmm.

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In so many words.

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00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:20,939
What I basically said was
from now on we go by the book.

235
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:24,243
And she stood for this?
She didn't say a thing.

236
00:19:24,277 --> 00:19:27,946
Oh, yeah. She tells me
to go find her ball.

237
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:30,416
I said I'm not a caddie,
I'm a Secret Service agent.

238
00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:32,618
You want that ball,
you go find it yourself.
Come on.

239
00:19:32,651 --> 00:19:35,421
Are you crazy?
No. Let me tell you why.

240
00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:36,922
WOMAN: Doug, telephone.

241
00:19:43,996 --> 00:19:46,399
Hello.
OPERATOR: Mr. Chesnic?

242
00:19:46,432 --> 00:19:48,434
Yes.
Please hold for the president.

243
00:19:50,703 --> 00:19:53,472
PRESIDENT: Hello?
Uh, uh, hello.

244
00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:55,908
That you, Doug?
Uh, yes, sir!

245
00:19:55,941 --> 00:19:58,844
How are ya?
I'm-- I'm fine. And you?

246
00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:02,548
Well, I got,
I got this call
from Tess Carlisle

247
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:04,817
and, um,
I know this sounds
a little crazy,

248
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:07,320
but did you tear up
some flowers of hers?

249
00:20:08,987 --> 00:20:11,557
Doug, you there?
Uh-huh. Yes, sir.

250
00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:13,592
Something about
a bunch of roses.

251
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:18,297
Well, uh, no,
no, no, no, it wasn't,
it wasn't a bunch, sir.

252
00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:22,435
Uh-huh. Well, how many
of them were there?
Just one, sir.

253
00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:25,904
I see. And, uh,
and you tore it up,
did you?

254
00:20:25,938 --> 00:20:28,741
No, sir,
I didn't tear it up.
What did you do?

255
00:20:28,774 --> 00:20:32,077
I merely removed the bud.
From her flower?

256
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,613
Yes, sir.

257
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:37,683
Okay, let's get past
that for a second.

258
00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:40,753
As you know, I was her
husband's vice president.
Yes, sir.

259
00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:44,923
I owe a lot to the Carlisles.
She seconded my nomination.

260
00:20:44,957 --> 00:20:46,992
Yes, sir.

261
00:20:47,025 --> 00:20:50,095
So, why don't we all
try to get along better
there in Ohio?

262
00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:52,665
Yes, sir. Absolutely.

263
00:20:52,698 --> 00:20:55,701
I don't get it myself.
One day she calls me, says
she can't live without you,

264
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:58,637
next day she's calling
almost in tears.

265
00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:03,809
Maybe you two have some kind
of sicko thing going on.
No, sir! I can tell you...

266
00:21:03,842 --> 00:21:07,946
I'll tell you this, Doug.
Any more phone calls from her,
and you'll be guarding my dog.

267
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,048
You understand
what I'm saying?
Yes, sir.

268
00:21:10,082 --> 00:21:12,951
'Cause I probably got the most
important job in the world.
Yes, sir.

269
00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:17,456
And I feel like a goddamn
idiot having to call you
about a goddamn flower!

270
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:20,459
You know what
I mean, Doug?
Yes, sir, I certainly do.

271
00:21:20,493 --> 00:21:23,729
So, you gonna help me
out on this one?
Yes, you can count on it.

272
00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:25,531
Thanks, Doug, that's
what I wanted to hear.

273
00:21:25,564 --> 00:21:27,766
You have yourself
a nice evening, son.
Yes, sir.

274
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,901
'Night.

275
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:31,737
(LINE BEEPING)

276
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:34,540
RECORDED VOICE:
If you need help, hang up
and then dial your operator.

277
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:55,961
(LIP-SYNCHING TO OPERA MUSIC)

278
00:22:04,737 --> 00:22:06,472
(OPERA MUSIC CONTINUES)

279
00:22:15,548 --> 00:22:18,150
Hey, Mrs. Carlisle, I got
your laundry and a Whopper.

280
00:22:19,184 --> 00:22:21,454
Who's this opera by again?

281
00:22:21,487 --> 00:22:22,755
Mozart.

282
00:22:22,788 --> 00:22:24,423
Oh, that's right.

283
00:22:24,457 --> 00:22:29,428
I saw a movie about him.
The guy was a complete jerk.

284
00:22:29,462 --> 00:22:32,498
At the end of the movie,
some guy comes to see him
wearing a party mask.

285
00:22:32,531 --> 00:22:35,668
It was just a mask, right?
But it upsets Mozart so much

286
00:22:35,701 --> 00:22:38,036
that he drops over dead
just like that.

287
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:41,807
Now what the hell
kind of guy is that?
I don't know, Lee.

288
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,810
Here.
Don't shoot yourself.
Very funny.

289
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,814
Happy hunting.

290
00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:17,710
Hmm.

291
00:23:19,678 --> 00:23:20,646
Well?

292
00:23:22,881 --> 00:23:24,016
Sorry, ma'am.

293
00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:27,119
This way, ma'am.

294
00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:48,073
(STARTS ENGINE)

295
00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:53,078
Kill the engine.

296
00:23:53,111 --> 00:23:54,547
(STOPS ENGINE)

297
00:23:57,215 --> 00:23:58,483
Start the engine.

298
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,022
Earl.
Yes, ma'am?

299
00:24:04,056 --> 00:24:07,860
Do you like your job?
Yes, ma'am, a lot.

300
00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:11,697
Mrs. Carlisle, the protectee
is never allowed to sit
directly behind the driver.

301
00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:15,768
That's a regulation.
Nobody does it, not
the president, not anybody.

302
00:24:15,801 --> 00:24:19,905
The sun will be on that side,
and I do not want the sun.

303
00:24:19,938 --> 00:24:23,676
Perhaps you could sit
on the proper side but
slightly then to the middle.

304
00:24:24,943 --> 00:24:27,780
Nope.

305
00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:31,016
Ma'am, excuse me, but we are
not leaving this house until
you are seated properly

306
00:24:31,049 --> 00:24:32,918
with your seat belt
firmly fastened.

307
00:25:02,948 --> 00:25:05,550
Jesus Christ, let her sit
on the hood if she wants to!

308
00:25:15,628 --> 00:25:16,895
Move it out, Earl.

309
00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:17,996
(STARTS ENGINE)

310
00:25:19,231 --> 00:25:21,033
We're rolling.

311
00:25:21,066 --> 00:25:22,100
(SIGHS)

312
00:25:22,134 --> 00:25:25,137
Oh, these family outings
are always so stressful.

313
00:25:40,719 --> 00:25:42,287
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO)

314
00:25:46,692 --> 00:25:48,226
(LIP-SYNCHING)
♪ Throw my head back
and shout

315
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,728
♪ Come on now, shout

316
00:25:49,762 --> 00:25:52,898
♪ Don't forget to say you will

317
00:25:52,931 --> 00:25:56,401
♪ Don't forget to say
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

318
00:25:56,434 --> 00:25:58,336
♪ Say you will

319
00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:02,074
♪ Say it right now, baby,
say you will

320
00:26:02,107 --> 00:26:05,310
♪ Come on, come on,
say you will

321
00:26:05,343 --> 00:26:08,814
♪ Say that you,
say you will ♪

322
00:26:08,847 --> 00:26:11,616
(CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES)

323
00:26:20,425 --> 00:26:21,727
(SINGING OPERA)

324
00:27:30,195 --> 00:27:31,096
Look.

325
00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:41,840
(SNORING)

326
00:28:11,336 --> 00:28:12,437
(SCREAMS)

327
00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:13,305
(ALL GASP)

328
00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:58,316
I have never been so
embarrassed in my life.

329
00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:00,986
I want to go home.
I don't want to go
to the hotel,

330
00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:04,857
and I will never return
to Columbus again.

331
00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:09,494
Yes, ma'am.
For what it's worth,
I was just trying to help.

332
00:29:09,527 --> 00:29:14,599
Your help is most precisely
what I do not want. When
will you people get that?

333
00:29:14,632 --> 00:29:15,968
(CROW Oh.LAUDING)

334
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,575
Hello. Oh...

335
00:29:26,311 --> 00:29:29,014
Back up, please.
No autographs right now.
WOMAN 1: So good to see you.

336
00:29:29,047 --> 00:29:31,116
Thank you.
Thank you.

337
00:29:31,149 --> 00:29:33,485
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.

338
00:29:34,352 --> 00:29:35,854
Mrs. Carlisle.

339
00:29:41,026 --> 00:29:43,495
MAN: Tess, hi.
Welcome to Columbus.

340
00:29:44,462 --> 00:29:46,464
(CROWD CHATTERING)

341
00:29:46,498 --> 00:29:48,867
WOMAN 2: I really do
appreciate that you're here.
Thank you so much.

342
00:29:51,937 --> 00:29:55,273
What is this?
I just wanted
her autograph.

343
00:29:55,307 --> 00:29:58,343
Write me at this address
and I'll see that you get
an autographed picture.

344
00:29:58,376 --> 00:30:02,147
Oh, a picture,
how wonderful.
A picture.

345
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:06,418
Thank you so very much.
Very, very nice
and wonderful.

346
00:30:06,451 --> 00:30:10,322
I hope you enjoyed the opera
as much as I did.

347
00:30:10,355 --> 00:30:13,458
I've changed my mind. We'll be
staying in Columbus tonight.
Yes, ma'am.

348
00:30:13,491 --> 00:30:15,660
WOMAN 3: Give 'em hell, Tess!

349
00:30:15,693 --> 00:30:19,097
TOM:
What do you care where
she sits in the damn car?

350
00:30:19,131 --> 00:30:23,268
She's supposed to be where
the driver and I can both
see her. Come on, Tommy.

351
00:30:23,301 --> 00:30:27,605
Hell, I know that.
That's not what I'm asking.
This detail's a cupcake.

352
00:30:27,639 --> 00:30:31,476
It may be the most boring
detail in the service,
but it's still a cupcake.

353
00:30:31,509 --> 00:30:34,146
So why you gonna risk
your career on crap like that?

354
00:30:34,179 --> 00:30:37,215
Because it's not crap.
It's my job.

355
00:30:37,249 --> 00:30:41,319
I'm either gonna do it right,
take pride in it, or I'm gonna
find something else to do.

356
00:30:41,353 --> 00:30:45,690
Okay, you're right.
I can't argue. But, Doug,
I wouldn't piss her off.

357
00:30:45,723 --> 00:30:48,493
A couple more phone calls
to the White House
and you'll be...

358
00:30:48,526 --> 00:30:50,028
Guarding the president's dog.

359
00:30:50,062 --> 00:30:52,130
Bullshit.
You'll be gone.

360
00:30:52,164 --> 00:30:54,232
You try to get a job
out there now.

361
00:30:54,266 --> 00:30:56,301
Know what they want
in private security?

362
00:30:56,334 --> 00:30:59,104
They want guys that can
bench-press 9,000 pounds.

363
00:31:01,273 --> 00:31:03,976
This is a good deal.
You've let it get personal.

364
00:31:09,347 --> 00:31:11,149
It's not personal.

365
00:31:11,183 --> 00:31:13,685
'Course it is.
She doesn't even know
the rest of us are alive.

366
00:31:23,695 --> 00:31:27,065
How is she?
Oh, she's fine, but, uh...

367
00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:29,601
(CLEARS THROAT)

368
00:31:31,736 --> 00:31:34,072
Get rid of those.
Okay.

369
00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:51,223
Okay, what about
Ali-Tyson?

370
00:31:51,256 --> 00:31:54,426
Ali TKO. Eighth round,
in his prime.

371
00:31:54,459 --> 00:31:59,264
What about Mrs. Carlisle
and Nancy Reagan? Yeah.
In their prime?

372
00:31:59,297 --> 00:32:02,267
Mrs. Carlisle would
knock Nancy out in
the sixth or seventh round.

373
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:06,204
Wouldn't go the distance?
No, different fighters.

374
00:32:06,238 --> 00:32:08,440
Nancy doesn't have
the big-time punch.

375
00:32:08,473 --> 00:32:11,443
She throws these cutting
left jabs and combinations.

376
00:32:11,476 --> 00:32:13,645
Always in your face.
Unrelenting.

377
00:32:13,678 --> 00:32:15,580
(IMITATING PUNCHING SOUND)

378
00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:18,483
Mrs. Carlisle...
She's a floater,
a dancer.

379
00:32:18,516 --> 00:32:22,354
Totally unpredictable.
Just when you think you got
her where you want her,

380
00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:25,623
bam! Out of nowhere
comes her right hand
and Nancy's on queer street.

381
00:32:25,657 --> 00:32:27,625
End of fight.
I think you're
right about that.

382
00:32:27,659 --> 00:32:29,694
I know I'm right.
I know.
That's why I asked you.

383
00:32:31,329 --> 00:32:35,300
Ralph, get me a Baby Ruth,
would you, please?

384
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,102
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.

385
00:32:41,839 --> 00:32:45,443
Earl, go.
Mrs. Carlisle, I can't.

386
00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:47,145
Who got you this job?
Did they, or did I?

387
00:32:48,113 --> 00:32:50,148
(STARTS ENGINE)

388
00:32:50,182 --> 00:32:51,183
Yes!

389
00:32:57,289 --> 00:32:59,224
Doug! Doug!
She took off!

390
00:33:10,735 --> 00:33:14,239
Earl? Earl?

391
00:33:14,272 --> 00:33:17,242
I want you to pull over
right now. You hear me,
goddamn it?

392
00:33:17,275 --> 00:33:18,810
(TIRES SQUEALING)

393
00:33:23,281 --> 00:33:26,284
I'm sorry, Doug.
It's not your fault.
It's my fault, not your fault.

394
00:33:26,318 --> 00:33:29,187
Should have seen it coming.
Should have seen it.

395
00:33:40,465 --> 00:33:44,336
Uh-huh.
Just hold on a minute,
Agent Chesnic.

396
00:33:44,369 --> 00:33:46,604
I'm gonna put you
on the speaker.

397
00:33:46,638 --> 00:33:48,473
Is there someone else
in the room?

398
00:33:48,506 --> 00:33:50,408
Oh, no, no.

399
00:33:50,442 --> 00:33:53,545
I just want to
practice my putting
while we're talking.

400
00:33:53,578 --> 00:33:55,747
What can I do for you?
DOUG: Would you please

401
00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:59,117
put out an all-points
for Mrs. Carlisle's
automobile?

402
00:33:59,151 --> 00:34:01,253
It's a '92 Lincoln,

403
00:34:01,286 --> 00:34:05,757
Ohio plates,
kilo-hotel-Oscar 3-6-2.

404
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:10,395
When last seen,
it was heading east on
the Chester exit of I-71.

405
00:34:10,428 --> 00:34:15,300
Just hold everything.
Have I got this right?

406
00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:20,505
Have you Secret Service boys
gone and lost the president's
wife again?

407
00:34:20,538 --> 00:34:22,874
I don't believe there's
any cause for concern here.

408
00:34:22,907 --> 00:34:25,410
She's with her driver.
She's perfectly safe,

409
00:34:25,443 --> 00:34:30,815
but proper procedure
requires us to...
To notify you.

410
00:34:30,848 --> 00:34:34,719
Of course, it does.
We'll get on this right now.

411
00:34:34,752 --> 00:34:36,188
Thank you.

412
00:34:36,221 --> 00:34:37,589
Agent Chesnic, uh...

413
00:34:39,391 --> 00:34:41,693
Mrs. Carlisle
is pretty slippery,
isn't she?

414
00:34:41,726 --> 00:34:42,827
(OFFICERS LAUGHING)

415
00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:44,796
I mean, for
a senior citizen.

416
00:34:44,829 --> 00:34:46,598
(LAUGHING LOUDER)

417
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:50,235
Hello?

418
00:34:50,835 --> 00:34:52,204
(OFFICERS LAUGHING)

419
00:35:15,893 --> 00:35:17,262
(POLICE RADIO CHATTERING)

420
00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:20,365
(OFFICERS CHUCKLING)

421
00:35:26,938 --> 00:35:28,606
Doug? Doug?

422
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,775
Let's have a little stroll
around the yard...

423
00:35:30,808 --> 00:35:32,777
Before we go in there
and talk to him. Okay?

424
00:35:34,712 --> 00:35:35,547
Doug?

425
00:35:36,748 --> 00:35:37,815
Doug?

426
00:35:40,718 --> 00:35:44,289
I want you to go in there
and tell Earl to meet me
in the office.

427
00:35:45,022 --> 00:35:46,190
Okay, Lee?

428
00:35:47,259 --> 00:35:50,228
All right.
Thank you.

429
00:35:50,262 --> 00:35:52,930
Hey, hey, everybody's
mad at me, right?

430
00:35:52,964 --> 00:35:56,268
What am I supposed to do?
I'm just the driver, you know?

431
00:35:56,301 --> 00:35:57,302
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

432
00:35:57,335 --> 00:35:58,236
(DOUG YELLING)

433
00:35:59,437 --> 00:36:02,707
Hey, just a second!

434
00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:04,309
You're through,
you know that?

435
00:36:04,342 --> 00:36:06,511
No, I don't know that.
You don't know that?

436
00:36:06,544 --> 00:36:10,482
No, I don't know that.
Why don't you know that,
you little tick?

437
00:36:10,515 --> 00:36:13,685
Because she assured me
that I wouldn't be fired!

438
00:36:13,718 --> 00:36:16,721
In fact, I would have been
fired if I hadn't, if I hadn't
done it.

439
00:36:16,754 --> 00:36:18,222
Look, look, look!

440
00:36:19,524 --> 00:36:23,361
You guys come and go,
but I live here,

441
00:36:23,395 --> 00:36:26,764
and I keep my job
because of her.

442
00:36:26,798 --> 00:36:31,769
You think I don't try
to talk her out of these crazy
things but I got no choice!

443
00:36:33,371 --> 00:36:35,440
You're fired, Earl.
Trust me.

444
00:36:42,814 --> 00:36:44,282
(KNOCKING)

445
00:36:44,316 --> 00:36:45,350
Come in.

446
00:36:51,323 --> 00:36:53,525
Did you enjoy
yourself today?

447
00:36:53,558 --> 00:36:55,860
Don't take that tone
with me, Douglas.

448
00:36:55,893 --> 00:36:58,896
Look, this is
just stupid, okay?

449
00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:01,499
Which part?

450
00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:03,568
The part where I have
to run away like a fugitive

451
00:37:03,601 --> 00:37:06,304
in order to have one hour's
worth of privacy,

452
00:37:06,338 --> 00:37:09,040
or the part where I am
spoken to like a child?

453
00:37:09,073 --> 00:37:11,809
I fired Earl.
This has happened twice now.

454
00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:15,046
No.

455
00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:18,883
He is a driver in the employ
of the Secret Service.

456
00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:21,686
I can't do anything about
the cook or the nurse.
No, they work for you.

457
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,556
But this guy works for us,
and he's gone!

458
00:37:24,589 --> 00:37:27,425
He works for you because
I told you people to hire him.

459
00:37:27,459 --> 00:37:29,594
He's my chauffeur,
and he's staying!

460
00:37:31,729 --> 00:37:32,864
(LAUGHS)

461
00:37:38,936 --> 00:37:44,409
You've got to let me leave
this detail, Mrs. Carlisle.
I can't do my job effectively.

462
00:37:44,442 --> 00:37:47,379
Whatever you like.
You can go anytime you please.

463
00:37:50,047 --> 00:37:53,418
Thank you.
You're welcome.

464
00:37:57,589 --> 00:37:59,791
Good-bye, Mrs. Carlisle.
Good-bye.

465
00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:18,976
If I promise
never to run away again,

466
00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:20,412
will that do?

467
00:38:21,879 --> 00:38:25,149
Ma'am, I am truly sorry,
but I...

468
00:38:25,182 --> 00:38:28,820
For God's sake, Doug,
I only went
for a little drive.

469
00:38:28,853 --> 00:38:30,588
It was a crazy thing to do.

470
00:38:30,622 --> 00:38:34,892
Yes, crazy, exactly.
You should try it sometime,
Douglas.

471
00:38:34,926 --> 00:38:36,894
You should try
going crazy yourself.

472
00:38:36,928 --> 00:38:39,697
You should get a date.
You should have a martini.

473
00:38:39,731 --> 00:38:41,833
You should drive
with the top down.

474
00:38:41,866 --> 00:38:44,469
You should, better yet,
give a tired,
old widow a break.

475
00:38:47,572 --> 00:38:50,608
I am very sorry,
Mrs. Carlisle,
but the regulations...

476
00:38:50,642 --> 00:38:53,077
Oh, well, fine. Go.

477
00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:56,147
Whatever you want to do.
Just leave.

478
00:38:56,180 --> 00:39:00,618
One less gunman
lounging around my house.
Take the whole bunch with you.

479
00:39:00,652 --> 00:39:04,689
We are not gunmen,
Mrs. Carlisle.

480
00:39:04,722 --> 00:39:09,661
And since I am leaving
for sure this time, I'd like
to take this opportunity

481
00:39:09,694 --> 00:39:14,466
to remind you that you can
refuse Secret Service
protection anytime you want.

482
00:39:16,133 --> 00:39:17,969
But I believe
you already know that.

483
00:39:18,002 --> 00:39:20,004
MRS. CARLISLE:
That's brilliant, Doug.

484
00:39:20,037 --> 00:39:22,807
You think they'd really
let me get away with that?

485
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,944
I don't know why not.
Other people have done it.
But I think you like it.

486
00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:30,882
I think you like having
seven men and no women agents,
I notice,

487
00:39:30,915 --> 00:39:32,550
at your beck and call
day and night!

488
00:39:33,017 --> 00:39:34,418
Get a date.

489
00:39:35,086 --> 00:39:36,521
How dare you.

490
00:39:36,554 --> 00:39:38,856
Good-bye, Mrs. Carlisle.
Get out!

491
00:39:38,890 --> 00:39:41,859
Get out of my house
this instant!

492
00:39:41,893 --> 00:39:43,194
And stay out!

493
00:39:48,966 --> 00:39:50,635
(DOOR OPENS)

494
00:39:50,668 --> 00:39:51,669
(DOOR CLOSES)

495
00:40:13,625 --> 00:40:15,059
(PHONE BEEPING)

496
00:40:20,598 --> 00:40:21,866
Yeah?

497
00:40:21,899 --> 00:40:23,535
OPERATOR:
This is Air Force One calling.

498
00:40:23,568 --> 00:40:25,603
Stand by for the president.

499
00:40:27,539 --> 00:40:29,807
PRESIDENT:
Doug? How are ya?
Yes, sir?

500
00:40:29,841 --> 00:40:31,709
I'm fine, sir.
How are you?

501
00:40:31,743 --> 00:40:34,178
I'm not too good.
I'm on my way to London.

502
00:40:34,211 --> 00:40:36,781
I should be working
on a speech for
the common market.

503
00:40:36,814 --> 00:40:40,852
Instead, I'm having a goddamn
Tess Carlisle problem!
What's that about, Doug?

504
00:40:40,885 --> 00:40:42,219
(STAMMERING)

505
00:40:42,253 --> 00:40:46,724
Do you know she has refused
Secret Service protection?

506
00:40:46,758 --> 00:40:48,159
Where the hell did she
get an idea like that?

507
00:40:48,192 --> 00:40:49,761
(STAMMERING)

508
00:40:49,794 --> 00:40:51,596
This woman is
a national treasure.

509
00:40:51,629 --> 00:40:54,131
Maybe you and I know what
a pain in the butt she is,
but we don't count.

510
00:40:54,165 --> 00:40:57,268
It's what the
goddamn voters think!
That's what counts!

511
00:40:57,301 --> 00:41:00,705
And they want this woman
looked after. You understand?
Yes, sir.

512
00:41:00,738 --> 00:41:03,741
What if some lunatic
breaks into her house
and cuts her goddamn throat?

513
00:41:03,775 --> 00:41:08,980
How much doo-doo do you
think I'd catch if that
happened on my watch?

514
00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:11,816
Yes, sir.
Let me make it real clear.

515
00:41:11,849 --> 00:41:14,952
Get over to her house
and straighten this out.

516
00:41:14,986 --> 00:41:17,254
I'm counting on you
and so is the country.

517
00:41:17,288 --> 00:41:20,191
You hear me?
Yes, sir. I'll get
on it right away.

518
00:41:20,224 --> 00:41:22,727
Okay, that's what
I wanted to hear.
Thanks a lot, buddy.

519
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,998
Hey, the next time
you're in town, come over
to the White House for dinner.

520
00:41:27,031 --> 00:41:30,067
Yes, sir. I'd be honored.
I'll be there. Thank you.

521
00:41:30,101 --> 00:41:32,670
All right.
Have a nice day, pal.
Yes, sir, I will.

522
00:41:32,704 --> 00:41:34,105
Bye-bye.

523
00:41:34,138 --> 00:41:35,106
(LINE DISCONNECTS)

524
00:41:47,852 --> 00:41:49,721
She told us to leave
and take the flag with us.

525
00:41:49,754 --> 00:41:51,823
I had to load the weapons
in the station wagon.

526
00:41:52,957 --> 00:41:54,626
(INTERCOM BEEPS)
Jimmy?

527
00:41:56,227 --> 00:41:57,762
Hello. That you, Doug?

528
00:41:57,795 --> 00:42:00,131
DOUG: Yeah, I want you
to open the gate.

529
00:42:00,164 --> 00:42:02,600
No way, Doug.

530
00:42:02,634 --> 00:42:04,301
Come on, Jimmy,
let me in there.

531
00:42:04,335 --> 00:42:07,138
I'm acting on the authority
of the president
of the United States.

532
00:42:07,171 --> 00:42:10,608
JIMMY: So what, Doug?
We got Mrs. Carlisle in here.

533
00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:16,881
Doug, this is Frederick.
I want you to listen closely.

534
00:42:16,914 --> 00:42:20,351
Jimmy and I are holding
Mrs. Carlisle hostage,

535
00:42:21,919 --> 00:42:24,188
and here is what we want.

536
00:42:24,221 --> 00:42:28,225
FREDERICK: We want $100
in unmarked bills,

537
00:42:28,259 --> 00:42:32,229
and a helicopter,
matching sports coats,

538
00:42:32,263 --> 00:42:36,200
and a videocassette
of the movie Gigi.

539
00:42:36,233 --> 00:42:38,169
Are you listening to me, Doug?

540
00:42:38,202 --> 00:42:40,271
Hello, Earl.
FREDERICK: Doug?
Can you hear me, Doug?

541
00:42:40,304 --> 00:42:43,174
Earl, do me a favor.
Can you talk to Mrs. Carlisle?

542
00:42:43,207 --> 00:42:44,876
You owe me an apology.

543
00:42:44,909 --> 00:42:47,311
Yeah, probably.
Can you talk to her?

544
00:42:47,344 --> 00:42:50,815
She isn't seeing anyone.
Okay. Try to get her
to let me in.

545
00:42:50,848 --> 00:42:53,785
If she wants to go out,
go shopping, anything,
please let me know.

546
00:42:53,818 --> 00:42:56,120
Okay.
Thank you.

547
00:42:56,153 --> 00:42:58,089
Okay, Barbara, I guess
you might as well go home.

548
00:42:58,122 --> 00:43:01,826
You guys go home, too,
get some sleep.

549
00:43:01,859 --> 00:43:04,729
All right, the three of us
will take perimeter positions.

550
00:43:04,762 --> 00:43:07,865
Lee, you take Maple.
Ralph, go around back.
We'll take our cars.

551
00:43:07,899 --> 00:43:10,101
I'll sit out front.
Let's load this stuff up.

552
00:43:10,134 --> 00:43:11,335
This is nuts.

553
00:43:11,368 --> 00:43:12,737
You got a better idea?

554
00:43:19,010 --> 00:43:20,878
The gate's opening.
Do you read me?

555
00:43:20,912 --> 00:43:22,646
LEE: Yeah, we got you.
RALPH: Copy that.

556
00:43:32,456 --> 00:43:35,159
Okay, guys, we're rolling.
She's in the Town Car
heading west.

557
00:43:40,031 --> 00:43:41,332
(ENGINE STARTS)

558
00:43:47,905 --> 00:43:49,741
Earl, pull over.

559
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,049
What are you doing?

560
00:43:58,082 --> 00:44:00,317
Mrs. Carlisle,
we need to talk.

561
00:44:00,351 --> 00:44:02,253
I took your advice.
I did what you wanted.

562
00:44:02,286 --> 00:44:04,989
Now leave me alone.
Drive, Earl.

563
00:44:26,410 --> 00:44:29,313
MRS. CARLISLE:
Stay with the car, please.
EARL: Yes, ma'am.

564
00:44:29,346 --> 00:44:32,249
DOUG: Mrs. Carlisle,
I was just on the phone
to the president.

565
00:44:32,283 --> 00:44:34,251
Really?
Yes, ma'am,

566
00:44:34,285 --> 00:44:36,253
and he said
that you should...
Get away from me.

567
00:44:38,489 --> 00:44:39,356
DOUG: Yes, ma'am.

568
00:44:43,527 --> 00:44:45,729
(MACHINE BEEPING)

569
00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:35,212
(KNOCKING)

570
00:45:35,246 --> 00:45:36,480
MRS. CARLISLE: Yes?

571
00:45:41,518 --> 00:45:45,522
Thank you. Barry.

572
00:45:46,523 --> 00:45:48,292
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

573
00:45:53,630 --> 00:45:56,133
RALPH ON ANSWERING MACHINE:
Doug, this is Ralph.
I'm going off duty now.

574
00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,801
She hasn't been
out of the house all day.

575
00:45:57,835 --> 00:46:01,205
Frederick said that
Mrs. Carlisle's son
is flying in tomorrow.

576
00:46:01,238 --> 00:46:03,107
That's about it from here.
Later.

577
00:46:05,276 --> 00:46:06,443
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

578
00:46:08,946 --> 00:46:12,149
Barry! Oh, hello, my darling!

579
00:46:12,183 --> 00:46:15,452
Hi, Mama!
Oh, goodness me!

580
00:46:15,486 --> 00:46:18,222
Oh, you look so wonderful.
I missed you.

581
00:46:18,255 --> 00:46:20,324
You bring in his luggage.
He's okay.

582
00:46:20,357 --> 00:46:23,194
He'll get the luggage.
Come, come, come, come.
Tell me all about your life.

583
00:46:23,227 --> 00:46:26,363
This thing is the best project
that I've seen in years,
of its nature.

584
00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:29,333
Here.

585
00:46:29,366 --> 00:46:34,171
What we're talking about
is 125 detached

586
00:46:34,205 --> 00:46:37,508
and semi-detached
retirement villas

587
00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:41,645
starting from a $125,000
Venice studio layout,

588
00:46:41,678 --> 00:46:45,182
going all the way up to
the Tuscany four-bedroom plan,
which starts at 799.

589
00:46:45,216 --> 00:46:47,418
And at least
half of the villas

590
00:46:47,451 --> 00:46:50,621
have a view of
the nine-hole golf course,
designed by Taylor Frye.

591
00:46:51,956 --> 00:46:53,991
The whole project's primo,
Mom.

592
00:46:54,025 --> 00:46:57,929
I mean, you know,
it's first class
the whole way.

593
00:46:57,962 --> 00:47:01,565
The only problem,
and I don't really
think of it as a problem,

594
00:47:01,598 --> 00:47:04,535
I think of it more
like an opportunity,
you know what I mean?

595
00:47:04,568 --> 00:47:06,938
But some of the management
at Topland Properties

596
00:47:06,971 --> 00:47:09,440
got burned in the S&L mess
that went down a couple
of years ago.

597
00:47:09,473 --> 00:47:11,943
So what we're
looking to do now

598
00:47:11,976 --> 00:47:14,645
is to find a way of showing
people that we are rock solid.

599
00:47:14,678 --> 00:47:17,181
One of the ways of doing
that is to get

600
00:47:17,214 --> 00:47:20,217
people of your stature
to endorse the project.

601
00:47:21,318 --> 00:47:22,419
Uh...

602
00:47:24,355 --> 00:47:26,657
All we would need
would be a letter,

603
00:47:26,690 --> 00:47:29,326
just something to use
just in the brochure,

604
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,562
saying that you think
the project's a good one
for older people

605
00:47:31,595 --> 00:47:34,932
looking for a sun
and recreation-type place.

606
00:47:34,966 --> 00:47:38,169
Only downside of the whole
thing is the bank's being
so tightfisted in Phoenix

607
00:47:38,202 --> 00:47:40,637
'cause they made
all those stupid loans.

608
00:47:40,671 --> 00:47:43,207
We have got to show people
that they can trust

609
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:45,276
the Hacienda Palms concept
down the line.

610
00:47:51,082 --> 00:47:51,915
No.

611
00:47:53,117 --> 00:47:54,185
What?

612
00:47:56,087 --> 00:47:57,221
I said no.

613
00:48:05,997 --> 00:48:07,498
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

614
00:48:16,107 --> 00:48:17,074
Shit!

615
00:48:27,718 --> 00:48:31,488
♪ Joy to the world,
the Lord is come

616
00:48:31,522 --> 00:48:33,557
♪ Let earth receive her King

617
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:41,032
♪ Let every heart
prepare Him room

618
00:48:41,065 --> 00:48:44,435
♪ And heaven and nature sing
and heaven and nature sing

619
00:48:44,468 --> 00:48:46,637
♪ And heaven
and heaven and... ♪

620
00:48:47,604 --> 00:48:50,407
(CROWD CHEERING)

621
00:48:50,441 --> 00:48:52,543
NEWSCASTER 1:
What we're watching now is
exactly the kind of mandate

622
00:48:52,576 --> 00:48:55,479
President Carlisle wanted
from this convention.

623
00:48:55,512 --> 00:48:59,783
This is, for all intents
and purposes, a coronation
rather than a nomination.

624
00:48:59,816 --> 00:49:03,454
Jim Carlisle's going to get
anything and everything
he wants from the delegates

625
00:49:03,487 --> 00:49:07,158
who seem ready
to follow him into the...

626
00:49:07,191 --> 00:49:10,061
NEWSCASTER 2:
...their stay at their home
in Summersville.

627
00:49:10,094 --> 00:49:14,031
The two met at nearby
Denison College and fell
in love as undergraduates.

628
00:49:14,065 --> 00:49:17,434
Interestingly enough,
Tess Carlisle was
the class president

629
00:49:17,468 --> 00:49:21,038
and Jim Carlisle was the lazy,
lacrosse-playing student
with the C average.

630
00:49:23,807 --> 00:49:26,177
Later in the Rose Garden,
the president was
able to put aside

631
00:49:26,210 --> 00:49:28,412
his congressional woes
by welcoming these

632
00:49:28,445 --> 00:49:30,447
award-winning girl scouts
to the White House.

633
00:49:30,481 --> 00:49:32,649
These young ladies
come from...

634
00:49:32,683 --> 00:49:34,351
NEWSCASTER 3:
Special bulletin.

635
00:49:34,385 --> 00:49:36,787
The president suffered
a massive heart attack...

636
00:49:57,241 --> 00:50:01,245
NEWSCASTER 4:
We are now looking at
the joint chiefs of staff

637
00:50:01,278 --> 00:50:03,814
and, of course,
in the front row,

638
00:50:03,847 --> 00:50:08,385
there's the president's
daughter Theresa, her husband.

639
00:50:08,419 --> 00:50:11,522
They have two children
and live in New York City.

640
00:50:11,555 --> 00:50:14,658
And on the other side
of Mrs. Carlisle,
the president's son, Barry,

641
00:50:14,691 --> 00:50:17,528
now a very
successful businessman
in the state of Arizona.

642
00:50:18,562 --> 00:50:20,164
Very sad, sad day.

643
00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:24,368
Very sad, sad day.

644
00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:27,371
(TURNS TV OFF)

645
00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:43,420
(KNOCKING)
Oh, God! Damn! Ow!

646
00:50:43,454 --> 00:50:46,590
You scared me to death!
You sneaked up on me!

647
00:50:46,623 --> 00:50:49,360
I did no such thing!
Yes, you did!

648
00:50:49,393 --> 00:50:52,263
I did not!
Where'd you come from?

649
00:50:52,296 --> 00:50:57,134
I came from that gate
on the side, and I intend
to go back the same way!

650
00:50:57,168 --> 00:50:59,636
Mrs. Carlisle, wait, please.
Mrs. Carlisle...

651
00:51:00,804 --> 00:51:02,639
Look, I was wrong.

652
00:51:02,673 --> 00:51:05,376
About a lot of things.
Yes, about
a lot of things.

653
00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:07,611
But I was really
wrong about you
refusing protection.

654
00:51:07,644 --> 00:51:10,314
No, that's the one thing
you were right about.

655
00:51:10,347 --> 00:51:14,885
Do you suppose the average
taxpayer has any idea how much
money is being spent

656
00:51:14,918 --> 00:51:18,422
to guard old political
has-beens and their wives?
No, ma'am, I don't.

657
00:51:18,455 --> 00:51:20,224
My God, it's an outrage.

658
00:51:20,257 --> 00:51:23,360
The cars and the manpower.
It just makes me sick.
Yes. Yes.

659
00:51:23,394 --> 00:51:26,230
Listen, Mrs. Carlisle...
Just like Washington
to spend money like that.

660
00:51:26,263 --> 00:51:29,300
Just like Washington!
Can we please just talk
for one second?

661
00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:31,535
About what, Douglas?
About the detail
coming back in.

662
00:51:31,568 --> 00:51:33,904
No, no.

663
00:51:33,937 --> 00:51:36,273
You came out here
to ask me something.
What was that about?

664
00:51:40,611 --> 00:51:43,247
I was wondering
if you would like
to have a cup of coffee.

665
00:51:43,514 --> 00:51:44,548
Oh.

666
00:51:56,527 --> 00:51:58,862
Coffee keeps me awake, Doug.
Even decaf.

667
00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:01,432
I'd like to have a drink.

668
00:52:03,634 --> 00:52:06,670
I--I take a drink
occasionally, not often.

669
00:52:08,772 --> 00:52:10,841
Did you know that?
No, ma'am.

670
00:52:11,608 --> 00:52:12,843
Well, I do.

671
00:52:16,313 --> 00:52:19,250
If I located a bottle,
would you join me
in a highball?

672
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,888
Yes, ma'am.

673
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:31,194
Oh, you're such a wild
and crazy thing.

674
00:52:33,597 --> 00:52:37,234
Well, my daughter
and I barely speak.

675
00:52:37,268 --> 00:52:40,637
Unfortunately, I don't have
a much-improved relationship
with my son.

676
00:52:42,839 --> 00:52:47,411
I don't blame them.
The children got screwed.

677
00:52:47,444 --> 00:52:50,881
We got the governor's mansion,
and the senate,

678
00:52:50,914 --> 00:52:53,484
the White House.

679
00:52:53,517 --> 00:52:55,952
And they got this very
peculiar childhood.

680
00:53:00,524 --> 00:53:01,558
I say "we."

681
00:53:03,727 --> 00:53:05,662
Jim and I were truly partners.

682
00:53:07,598 --> 00:53:09,300
You must have known
in the White House

683
00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:12,469
how much he really
depended on me, didn't you?

684
00:53:12,503 --> 00:53:15,406
Yes, ma'am.
That was pretty
common knowledge.

685
00:53:20,977 --> 00:53:24,247
You must have known
about my husband's
occasional indiscretions.

686
00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:29,386
Didn't think I knew about it,
did ya?

687
00:53:32,456 --> 00:53:33,624
Well, did you?

688
00:53:37,828 --> 00:53:39,863
Nobody thought I knew
about it, did they?

689
00:53:44,868 --> 00:53:48,772
Well... Let's just keep that
our little secret.

690
00:53:48,805 --> 00:53:51,375
Yes, ma'am.
You can count on me.

691
00:53:54,110 --> 00:53:55,446
I know that.

692
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,651
Douglas, we're getting out
of here.

693
00:54:00,684 --> 00:54:03,520
MRS. CARLISLE:
I've talked about myself
enough for one night.

694
00:54:03,554 --> 00:54:05,422
Let's talk about you.
Me?

695
00:54:05,456 --> 00:54:06,457
Hmm.

696
00:54:08,825 --> 00:54:11,395
Oh, well, there's nothing
much to say, ma'am.

697
00:54:11,428 --> 00:54:14,765
Come on, Douglas,
of course there is.

698
00:54:14,798 --> 00:54:18,835
For instance, what's it like
guarding that crazy,
old bitch, Tess Carlisle?

699
00:54:18,869 --> 00:54:22,072
Mrs. Carlisle, please.
It must get pretty screwy
over there, right?

700
00:54:22,105 --> 00:54:25,308
Woman lives like a hermit,
likes to play golf
in a snowstorm.

701
00:54:25,976 --> 00:54:27,544
I, uh...

702
00:54:27,578 --> 00:54:30,113
Just the rudimentary facts.
Family. Start there.

703
00:54:30,146 --> 00:54:31,382
Family?

704
00:54:32,716 --> 00:54:34,785
My father is a retired cop.

705
00:54:34,818 --> 00:54:38,655
My mother was
a millinery buyer for
a small department store.

706
00:54:38,689 --> 00:54:41,992
Married, once,
for seven months.

707
00:54:42,025 --> 00:54:46,697
Come on, Douglas.
You looked into my records.

708
00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:49,933
My husband told me.
I do not look
into people's records.

709
00:54:53,437 --> 00:54:56,940
Well, was it painful,
or a fling?

710
00:55:00,043 --> 00:55:03,013
Everybody seemed to know what
she was really like except me.

711
00:55:04,848 --> 00:55:08,652
Hmm. I'm sorry.

712
00:55:08,685 --> 00:55:10,454
I just don't like
people knowing about it...

713
00:55:10,487 --> 00:55:13,457
Because
it's embarrassing to me

714
00:55:13,490 --> 00:55:15,692
that I was married
for such a short time.

715
00:55:17,961 --> 00:55:20,697
You can count on me,
Secret Agent Douglas Chesnic.

716
00:55:20,731 --> 00:55:25,536
Special Secret Agent In Charge
Douglas Chesnic.

717
00:55:29,139 --> 00:55:32,543
Congratulations,
Special Agent Douglas.

718
00:55:32,576 --> 00:55:36,046
You've been
a very, very naughty boy,
but now all is forgiven.

719
00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:38,649
How did you do it?
How did you talk your way
back in here?

720
00:55:38,682 --> 00:55:41,151
Earl,
the simple answer is,
she likes me.

721
00:55:42,919 --> 00:55:46,089
Jimmy, ham and eggs, I think.
Yes, ma'am.

722
00:55:46,122 --> 00:55:49,125
Good morning, gentlemen.
MEN:
Good morning, Mrs. Carlisle.

723
00:55:49,159 --> 00:55:51,962
Douglas, the president
is coming to Summersville.

724
00:55:51,995 --> 00:55:53,997
We must prepare for that.

725
00:55:54,030 --> 00:55:57,167
Will you have the cars
and the machine guns ready
in about an hour?

726
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,670
Yes, ma'am.
Good. Thank you.

727
00:55:59,703 --> 00:56:01,705
Frederick,
perhaps some sit-ups.

728
00:56:13,784 --> 00:56:16,787
Well, I think it's a real
feather in our cap

729
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:19,456
to have the president
coming to the dedication
of the final wing.

730
00:56:19,490 --> 00:56:22,092
Do you?
Yes, ma'am.

731
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,628
Oh, well, I think
it's a tempest in a teapot,

732
00:56:24,661 --> 00:56:27,631
but if the president
does insist on coming,
what can I do

733
00:56:27,664 --> 00:56:30,233
but try to be gracious until
the whole affair is over with.

734
00:56:30,266 --> 00:56:33,103
Where do you plan to stage
this thing, Mr. Porter?

735
00:56:33,136 --> 00:56:37,440
I thought outside
at your husband's sepulcher
we'd put up a tent.

736
00:56:38,975 --> 00:56:40,977
This is no great
concern of mine,

737
00:56:41,011 --> 00:56:42,913
and I'm delighted to leave
these matters up to you,

738
00:56:42,946 --> 00:56:46,249
but I'd have the presentation
in the reading room

739
00:56:46,282 --> 00:56:48,519
with the portrait of
my husband as a backdrop.

740
00:56:48,552 --> 00:56:50,721
Then I'd have refreshments
served in the library

741
00:56:50,754 --> 00:56:52,989
with a bar set up
in the adjoining parlor.

742
00:56:53,023 --> 00:56:54,591
What do you think of that?

743
00:56:56,893 --> 00:57:00,631
Well... I think that
would be nice, too.

744
00:57:00,664 --> 00:57:02,465
MRS. CARLISLE:
Thank you so much again.

745
00:57:06,603 --> 00:57:08,572
I suppose
you're all excited

746
00:57:08,605 --> 00:57:11,642
about the president
visiting us poor,
little, country mice.

747
00:57:11,675 --> 00:57:13,744
Yes, ma'am.
I see this as a chance

748
00:57:13,777 --> 00:57:15,612
to get my people
on their toes again.

749
00:57:15,646 --> 00:57:17,247
Thinking sharp.

750
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,782
So you think
they're dull, too?

751
00:57:33,329 --> 00:57:35,799
Ah, Frederick, tell me,
which of these

752
00:57:35,832 --> 00:57:38,501
exemplifies elegant disdain
yet sincere concern?

753
00:57:42,305 --> 00:57:44,675
That one.

754
00:57:44,708 --> 00:57:47,110
You're good, you know that?
You are very good.

755
00:57:51,815 --> 00:57:55,586
DOUG:
We'll have six of their guys
inside, ten on the grounds,

756
00:57:55,619 --> 00:57:57,821
but we're in charge
of the physical plant.

757
00:57:57,854 --> 00:57:59,790
Yeah. All right.
Mmm-hmm.

758
00:57:59,823 --> 00:58:01,892
Those guys are taking
their orders from us.

759
00:58:23,113 --> 00:58:26,116
Does she want
to be known today?

760
00:58:26,149 --> 00:58:29,085
Don't know her.
Don't know her.
Don't know her.

761
00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:32,155
It's got no price at all.
Yes, ma'am.

762
00:58:32,188 --> 00:58:35,291
Doug, this is Bobby
in canned goods.
Are you near the manager?

763
00:58:35,325 --> 00:58:38,629
I need a price check
on Le Sueur baby peas.
Repeat, Le Sueur baby peas.

764
00:58:40,230 --> 00:58:42,065
Le Sueur baby peas?

765
00:58:42,098 --> 00:58:44,935
They're on special today.
Two for 59.

766
00:58:44,968 --> 00:58:47,270
They're on special today.
Two for 59.

767
00:58:47,303 --> 00:58:49,940
Copy that.
It's two for 59.

768
00:58:49,973 --> 00:58:51,207
But I only want one.

769
00:58:51,241 --> 00:58:53,143
Roger that, Doug,
but she only wants one.

770
00:58:54,377 --> 00:58:56,012
How much for just one?

771
00:58:56,046 --> 00:58:59,015
The same.
It's a two-for-one thing.

772
00:58:59,049 --> 00:59:04,921
Bobby,
it's a two-for-one thing,
so I suggest you get both.

773
00:59:04,955 --> 00:59:07,758
Copy that, Doug,
but I believe we've
lost interest in peas.

774
00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:09,626
Repeat,
lost interest in peas.
Canned goods out.

775
00:59:10,994 --> 00:59:12,629
(SNIFFING)

776
00:59:12,663 --> 00:59:14,998
Someone's smoking in here.
Ma'am?

777
00:59:15,031 --> 00:59:18,368
Someone is smoking
in a grocery store!

778
00:59:18,401 --> 00:59:20,671
(COUGHING)

779
00:59:20,704 --> 00:59:22,873
Are you going
to deal with this?
Yes, ma'am.

780
00:59:23,874 --> 00:59:25,141
(CHUCKLING)

781
00:59:26,743 --> 00:59:28,344
Okay, I want one of
those temporary rinses,

782
00:59:28,378 --> 00:59:30,714
not blue hair.
Yes, ma'am.

783
00:59:30,747 --> 00:59:32,248
If it's blue,
I'll just chop it all off.
Yes, ma'am.

784
00:59:32,282 --> 00:59:33,750
Okay, let's do it.

785
01:00:03,714 --> 01:00:05,648
I suppose you better
give it to her.

786
01:00:07,918 --> 01:00:09,085
You're her secretary.

787
01:00:17,327 --> 01:00:18,962
I love this color.

788
01:00:18,995 --> 01:00:20,263
(KNOCKING)

789
01:00:20,296 --> 01:00:22,766
Come in. It's just great.
DOUG: Mrs. Carlisle?

790
01:00:22,799 --> 01:00:26,102
Douglas. Hello. Come on.
We're back here.

791
01:00:26,136 --> 01:00:28,438
Mrs. Carlisle.
Yes, come in. Come in.

792
01:00:31,007 --> 01:00:32,976
What do you think of this?

793
01:00:33,009 --> 01:00:34,811
Well, I think
you look beautiful.

794
01:00:34,845 --> 01:00:37,848
Oh. Thank you.

795
01:00:37,881 --> 01:00:40,316
I've got a fax here
from Washington.
Uh-huh.

796
01:00:40,350 --> 01:00:42,485
It's confidential.

797
01:00:42,518 --> 01:00:46,790
Would you excuse us
for just a moment?
Yes, ma'am.

798
01:00:46,823 --> 01:00:49,726
The president's not coming.
Pressing matters of state.

799
01:00:53,163 --> 01:00:54,831
Hmm.

800
01:00:54,865 --> 01:00:57,300
Well, we can relax then.

801
01:00:58,334 --> 01:01:01,404
Yes, ma'am.

802
01:01:01,437 --> 01:01:04,407
Will he be sending
someone in his place?
Yes, ma'am.

803
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,778
Secretary of commerce,
Yvonne Boyer.
Excellent.

804
01:01:07,811 --> 01:01:09,245
That'll make your job
a lot easier.

805
01:01:10,146 --> 01:01:11,181
Yes, ma'am.

806
01:01:11,214 --> 01:01:13,850
Hmm.

807
01:01:13,884 --> 01:01:17,821
Would you send
the hairdresser back in,
so she can collect her things?

808
01:01:17,854 --> 01:01:18,889
Yes, ma'am.

809
01:01:21,424 --> 01:01:22,492
(SIGHS)

810
01:01:29,933 --> 01:01:33,069
The thing
that my husband would be
particularly proud of

811
01:01:33,103 --> 01:01:37,774
is that this center is a place
of learning and contemplation.

812
01:01:37,808 --> 01:01:41,211
He would have liked that
very, very much.

813
01:01:41,244 --> 01:01:43,914
What I am especially
proud of is that we took

814
01:01:43,947 --> 01:01:46,516
a fine, wonderful
old building

815
01:01:46,549 --> 01:01:49,052
and we made it useful again.

816
01:01:49,085 --> 01:01:51,955
That appeals to me.

817
01:01:51,988 --> 01:01:55,291
Perhaps because
I am getting old myself.

818
01:01:55,325 --> 01:01:58,061
(CROWD LAUGHS)
Well, in closing,

819
01:01:58,094 --> 01:02:02,032
I would like to thank
Yvonne Kiki Hernandez-Boyer,

820
01:02:02,065 --> 01:02:06,469
for taking time out of her
nonstop, hectic schedule
to be here with us today.

821
01:02:06,502 --> 01:02:08,872
Thank you so much,
Kiki, for coming.

822
01:02:08,905 --> 01:02:11,942
You honor us all with your
gracious, gracious company.

823
01:02:13,343 --> 01:02:14,911
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

824
01:02:42,906 --> 01:02:44,074
Good morning.
Morning.

825
01:02:59,189 --> 01:03:00,456
Yeah. Come in.

826
01:03:11,267 --> 01:03:12,969
Yes, ma'am.

827
01:03:13,003 --> 01:03:16,606
I'd like to go on a picnic
tomorrow down by the lake.

828
01:03:16,639 --> 01:03:20,043
Yes, ma'am.
They say it might
snow tomorrow.

829
01:03:20,076 --> 01:03:22,145
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

830
01:03:22,178 --> 01:03:24,347
Well, we can't just wait
on summer, now, can we?

831
01:03:25,281 --> 01:03:27,483
No, I guess not.

832
01:03:27,517 --> 01:03:31,254
I'd very much appreciate it
if I could go with just you
and not everyone else.

833
01:03:34,657 --> 01:03:35,992
Yes, ma'am.

834
01:03:36,592 --> 01:03:38,128
(SIGHS) Thank you.

835
01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:43,366
Is this better than Mister Ed?

836
01:03:45,401 --> 01:03:47,037
(CLICKS OFF TV)

837
01:03:55,611 --> 01:03:56,947
(DOOR CLOSES)

838
01:04:05,055 --> 01:04:06,589
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

839
01:04:09,225 --> 01:04:10,994
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

840
01:04:22,272 --> 01:04:24,474
Mrs. Carlisle, I think
it's getting colder.

841
01:04:24,507 --> 01:04:26,576
Would you leave me alone,
please?

842
01:04:27,410 --> 01:04:28,378
Yes, ma'am.

843
01:05:13,556 --> 01:05:14,557
Mrs. Carlisle?

844
01:05:18,494 --> 01:05:19,495
Ma'am?

845
01:05:45,788 --> 01:05:47,190
I'll get the chair.

846
01:05:52,428 --> 01:05:53,629
(ENGINE STARTS)

847
01:05:55,431 --> 01:05:56,332
Hey!

848
01:05:58,101 --> 01:05:59,235
(GROANS)

849
01:06:01,437 --> 01:06:04,774
Stop!
Hey, Earl, stop! Damn!

850
01:06:14,084 --> 01:06:15,017
(GRUNTS)

851
01:06:26,296 --> 01:06:27,363
(PHONE RINGING)

852
01:06:28,864 --> 01:06:31,634
Office.
Are they back yet?

853
01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:33,836
Doug?
Yeah. Doug.
Are they there?

854
01:06:33,869 --> 01:06:36,639
Who? Mrs. Carlisle?
Yes.

855
01:06:36,672 --> 01:06:38,474
No, they're not here.
Aren't they with you?

856
01:06:38,508 --> 01:06:40,676
No. Call everybody in.
Come get me.

857
01:06:42,845 --> 01:06:44,747
(CAR APPROACHING)

858
01:06:52,255 --> 01:06:54,190
Did they get back yet?
Nope.

859
01:06:55,791 --> 01:06:57,660
When did they take off?

860
01:06:57,693 --> 01:07:00,763
About two and a half
hours ago.
Jesus.

861
01:07:00,796 --> 01:07:02,365
(TIRES SCREECHING)

862
01:07:09,172 --> 01:07:11,541
Who's this?
Tom, they there?

863
01:07:11,574 --> 01:07:13,843
Okay, call Sheriff Janson
and the highway patrol.

864
01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:16,179
Tell them they're
just out joyriding again.

865
01:07:16,212 --> 01:07:19,382
It's not a problem, but inform
them that there's no security
with Mrs. Carlisle.

866
01:07:19,415 --> 01:07:21,751
Okay, thanks.
Washington?

867
01:07:21,784 --> 01:07:24,720
No! No, not yet.
We'll give them another hour.

868
01:07:24,754 --> 01:07:27,157
Okay.
Goddamn her for this.

869
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,101
Okay, Barbara...

870
01:07:41,437 --> 01:07:42,572
Let's call Washington.

871
01:07:44,474 --> 01:07:46,342
This is the worst moment
of my life.

872
01:07:48,944 --> 01:07:51,347
(RADIO CHATTERING)

873
01:08:49,805 --> 01:08:51,974
If she was taken,
the people who did it

874
01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:55,578
must have been
setting this up for months.
Yes, sir.

875
01:08:55,611 --> 01:08:58,314
Did you notice
anything suspicious?
No, sir.

876
01:08:59,482 --> 01:09:00,816
Nothing at all?

877
01:09:01,684 --> 01:09:02,585
No, sir.

878
01:09:04,987 --> 01:09:07,457
I ought to call
the president when we get
to the Carlisle place.

879
01:09:08,724 --> 01:09:09,792
Yes, sir.

880
01:09:13,463 --> 01:09:16,432
It'll be almost midnight
by then, Mr. Harrison.

881
01:09:16,466 --> 01:09:18,301
That's no problem.
He's up.

882
01:09:28,411 --> 01:09:29,545
Hello, Doug.
Hi.

883
01:09:31,747 --> 01:09:33,349
Thanks for coming in.
Sure.

884
01:09:36,786 --> 01:09:38,321
Excuse me.

885
01:09:43,926 --> 01:09:46,629
(PHONE DIALING)

886
01:09:46,662 --> 01:09:49,432
Well, according to this,
all of the local roads...

887
01:09:49,465 --> 01:09:52,001
I would appreciate it
if you would put
something under there

888
01:09:52,034 --> 01:09:53,969
so that we don't
scratch the table.

889
01:09:55,705 --> 01:09:58,007
Doug, why don't you
come in here with me?

890
01:09:59,509 --> 01:10:00,776
MAN: Yes, sir.

891
01:10:02,044 --> 01:10:04,780
Uh-huh.
That's correct.

892
01:10:04,814 --> 01:10:07,417
Doug, this is
Charles Ivy, CIA.

893
01:10:07,450 --> 01:10:10,553
Doug, here,
is agent in charge
for Mrs. Carlisle.

894
01:10:10,586 --> 01:10:14,757
HARRISON:
Mr. President, I've got
Agent Doug Chesnic with me.

895
01:10:14,790 --> 01:10:17,327
Uh-huh. Yeah.

896
01:10:18,861 --> 01:10:20,262
Does he want
to speak with me?

897
01:10:21,964 --> 01:10:23,633
No.

898
01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:26,369
She has a full-time nurse.
What's that for?

899
01:10:29,939 --> 01:10:34,076
Uh, she's had some
dizziness the last
couple years.

900
01:10:34,109 --> 01:10:36,712
He monitors
her medication,

901
01:10:36,746 --> 01:10:39,549
makes sure
she's eating right,
that kind of stuff.

902
01:10:39,582 --> 01:10:42,352
Seven well-trained,
heavily-armed men

903
01:10:42,385 --> 01:10:43,953
can't take care
of one little old lady?

904
01:10:45,054 --> 01:10:46,322
You disgust me.

905
01:10:48,858 --> 01:10:51,761
Yes, sir.

906
01:10:51,794 --> 01:10:54,764
Doug,
Sheriff Janson's
on the phone.

907
01:10:54,797 --> 01:10:57,600
Who's that?
TOM: Local sheriff.

908
01:10:57,633 --> 01:11:00,069
What's he got?
It's for Agent Chesnic.

909
01:11:02,037 --> 01:11:04,340
Doug, why don't you
take it in the kitchen?

910
01:11:09,679 --> 01:11:10,813
Uh-huh.

911
01:11:14,049 --> 01:11:15,385
Uh-huh.

912
01:11:33,102 --> 01:11:36,872
They found the car
on a country road.

913
01:11:36,906 --> 01:11:40,075
Driver unconscious
on the front seat.

914
01:11:40,109 --> 01:11:42,478
He's being taken
to a county hospital.

915
01:11:44,814 --> 01:11:46,449
Mrs. Carlisle was
not at the scene.

916
01:11:48,751 --> 01:11:50,019
Jesus Christ.

917
01:11:52,021 --> 01:11:55,124
Mr. President, Tess Carlisle
has been kidnapped.

918
01:11:58,461 --> 01:11:59,862
(POLICE RADIO CHATTERING)

919
01:12:18,648 --> 01:12:20,516
MAN:
Unfortunately, the first
officer on the scene

920
01:12:20,550 --> 01:12:22,151
drove through
the tire tracks.

921
01:12:24,186 --> 01:12:26,121
Makes it tough as hell
to get fingerprints.

922
01:12:26,155 --> 01:12:28,491
OFFICER: Hey, Bobby.
Look here.

923
01:12:29,759 --> 01:12:31,694
It's out of our hands.
No, definitely.

924
01:12:31,727 --> 01:12:33,395
I don't want to step
on any more toes.

925
01:12:36,732 --> 01:12:38,801
(POLICE RADIO CHATTERING)

926
01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,910
(SIREN WAILING)

927
01:12:55,818 --> 01:12:57,419
I thought you'd
appreciate an update.

928
01:12:59,622 --> 01:13:02,858
A plastic syringe was
found on the floor
of the front seat.

929
01:13:02,892 --> 01:13:07,563
The labs says it contains
a combination of extremely
powerful drugs,

930
01:13:07,597 --> 01:13:09,231
ketamine and ativan.

931
01:13:09,264 --> 01:13:12,167
Both are common.
They're easy to steal.

932
01:13:12,201 --> 01:13:14,737
And used together
would knock out
a full grown man

933
01:13:14,770 --> 01:13:18,040
within 10 seconds
of being injected.

934
01:13:18,073 --> 01:13:23,679
A big enough shot would
keep him down for
up to six or seven hours.

935
01:13:23,713 --> 01:13:28,884
Which squares
with how long
your guy was out.

936
01:13:28,918 --> 01:13:31,554
We take it as
a good sign that
they used a drug

937
01:13:31,587 --> 01:13:33,623
instead of killing him.

938
01:13:34,657 --> 01:13:37,159
The, uh, injuries...

939
01:13:37,192 --> 01:13:40,996
On the back of the driver's
neck, by the way, are burns.
Which is interesting.

940
01:13:41,030 --> 01:13:44,867
They're both in the shape
of a small crescent,
smaller than a quarter.

941
01:13:46,869 --> 01:13:49,672
My friends from the CIA
think it might be a brand,

942
01:13:49,705 --> 01:13:53,543
a signature kind of thing
for a Middle Eastern
terrorist organization.

943
01:13:55,778 --> 01:13:58,948
Also, we spoke to
Mrs. Carlisle's doctor.

944
01:14:00,683 --> 01:14:03,485
Those pills that
she takes for dizziness...

945
01:14:05,755 --> 01:14:08,791
Actually, it's a little
more serious than that.

946
01:14:08,824 --> 01:14:10,993
She has an inoperable
brain tumor.

947
01:14:12,261 --> 01:14:13,763
Did any of you
know that?

948
01:14:17,767 --> 01:14:21,671
Anyway, we'll have fiber
and fingerprint reports
by late afternoon.

949
01:14:21,704 --> 01:14:25,975
A note was
found in the car's
glove compartment

950
01:14:26,008 --> 01:14:29,812
demanding $15 million.

951
01:14:29,845 --> 01:14:34,650
Well, that's about it,
except, um, we're going
to need these offices.

952
01:14:35,785 --> 01:14:37,186
You can all go home
if you want to.

953
01:14:38,988 --> 01:14:41,791
That's the best thing
to do, I think. Thanks.

954
01:14:43,025 --> 01:14:45,695
(DOOR CLOSES)

955
01:14:45,728 --> 01:14:50,099
Well, let's get
any personal stuff
and get out.

956
01:14:54,704 --> 01:14:57,840
What's with that nonsense
about Middle Eastern
terrorists?

957
01:14:57,873 --> 01:15:00,910
Can you imagine a bunch
of Arabs slipping around
Summersville unnoticed?

958
01:15:00,943 --> 01:15:03,813
Yeah, what about
this plastic syringe
in the back of the car?

959
01:15:03,846 --> 01:15:07,016
Does that bother anybody else?
If these guys are such pros,

960
01:15:07,049 --> 01:15:10,152
why would they leave
something like that behind?
It had to be left on purpose.

961
01:15:10,185 --> 01:15:12,321
Hmm, yeah. How long
has she been gone?

962
01:15:13,222 --> 01:15:14,857
Um...

963
01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:16,558
Twenty-two hours
and 30 minutes.

964
01:15:24,266 --> 01:15:26,969
Doug, can I get
a ride with you?

965
01:15:27,002 --> 01:15:27,870
Yes.

966
01:15:34,744 --> 01:15:37,813
Mrs. Carlisle hired me.

967
01:15:40,049 --> 01:15:42,184
I know, Kimberly.
We'll find her.

968
01:15:45,955 --> 01:15:48,624
When others wouldn't.

969
01:16:11,947 --> 01:16:13,248
(TIRES SCREECHING)

970
01:16:14,917 --> 01:16:16,185
HARRISON:
Douglas, make this quick.

971
01:16:16,218 --> 01:16:18,387
I just want you
to think about this.

972
01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:21,056
Mrs. Carlisle
is sitting in the back seat
of the Lincoln, right?

973
01:16:21,090 --> 01:16:23,659
Now, if she's been
taken off against her will,

974
01:16:23,693 --> 01:16:25,928
you know she's not just gonna
sit there and take that.

975
01:16:25,961 --> 01:16:28,197
She's gonna take
some form of action.

976
01:16:28,230 --> 01:16:31,066
So what does she have
in the way of a weapon?

977
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:35,204
I don't know.
Cigarette lighter.
Right there in the door.

978
01:16:35,237 --> 01:16:37,106
Makes a little round
crescent-shaped burn.

979
01:16:37,139 --> 01:16:39,308
How's it going?
You getting anywhere?

980
01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:43,278
We'll know more when all
the lab stuff comes in.

981
01:16:43,312 --> 01:16:47,717
Yeah, well, if there's
anything I can do,
Mr. Shaeffer or Doug,

982
01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:50,319
uh, just ask me.

983
01:16:50,352 --> 01:16:52,287
Thank you.

984
01:16:52,321 --> 01:16:53,989
Earl, can we have
a look at your neck?

985
01:16:56,792 --> 01:16:58,460
Yeah, I guess.
What for?

986
01:16:58,493 --> 01:17:02,131
Well, it's just such
a peculiar thing.
Oh.

987
01:17:02,164 --> 01:17:03,733
Let me get
a nurse to help
with the bandage.

988
01:17:07,369 --> 01:17:08,470
(DOOR CLOSES)

989
01:17:08,503 --> 01:17:09,739
What's this about?

990
01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:13,375
He just wants
to see the burns.

991
01:17:13,408 --> 01:17:15,177
He thinks they're
the key to this case.

992
01:17:17,446 --> 01:17:21,884
The burns?
Yeah.

993
01:17:21,917 --> 01:17:25,087
I already told him I don't
know how they got there
because I was unconscious.

994
01:17:26,388 --> 01:17:27,222
(DOOR OPENS)

995
01:17:28,257 --> 01:17:30,225
(SIGHS)

996
01:17:30,259 --> 01:17:31,927
Could you sit up, please?
Okay.

997
01:17:32,461 --> 01:17:33,763
(CLEARS THROAT)

998
01:17:43,873 --> 01:17:45,941
What do you think?

999
01:17:45,975 --> 01:17:47,709
SHAEFFER: About the burns?
Yeah.

1000
01:17:49,144 --> 01:17:50,946
We got a couple ideas.
Like what?

1001
01:17:52,381 --> 01:17:54,116
Just ideas.
Oh.

1002
01:17:56,351 --> 01:17:57,787
EARL: Thank you.

1003
01:18:10,532 --> 01:18:14,269
Well, I certainly hope
you're not going to try
to pin this on me.

1004
01:18:14,303 --> 01:18:17,006
I certainly wasn't
the one who arranged

1005
01:18:17,039 --> 01:18:20,009
for Mrs. Carlisle to be
in the middle of nowhere,
guarded by only one agent.

1006
01:18:20,042 --> 01:18:22,845
That was not my idea.

1007
01:18:22,878 --> 01:18:27,883
I also wasn't the one
who hated Mrs. Carlisle
with a vengeance.

1008
01:18:27,917 --> 01:18:32,221
That was Agent Chesnic here.
Did he tell you that?

1009
01:18:32,254 --> 01:18:35,157
Is that right? You hated her?
With a vengeance.

1010
01:18:35,190 --> 01:18:38,794
I actually like her very much.
Ask anybody.
They argued all the time.

1011
01:18:38,828 --> 01:18:40,963
Isn't that right, Doug?

1012
01:18:40,996 --> 01:18:42,798
Is that normal, for an agent
to be arguing with his...
No.

1013
01:18:43,532 --> 01:18:45,935
No, of course it's not.

1014
01:18:45,968 --> 01:18:49,839
See, you should be
asking him the questions.
Hated her guts, true or false?

1015
01:18:49,872 --> 01:18:54,243
Look, she treated
these guys like dirt.

1016
01:18:54,276 --> 01:18:58,280
She--She threw them
all out of the house
a couple weeks ago.

1017
01:19:02,551 --> 01:19:06,321
EARL: Can I have a cigarette?
Sorry, don't smoke.

1018
01:19:06,355 --> 01:19:08,190
Why are you
suddenly so upset?

1019
01:19:08,223 --> 01:19:09,224
I'm not upset.

1020
01:19:11,626 --> 01:19:12,995
Well, wouldn't you be?

1021
01:19:16,165 --> 01:19:19,468
Look, I may be
only the driver,

1022
01:19:19,501 --> 01:19:24,106
but I'm at least smart
enough to know that you guys
are not gonna leave town

1023
01:19:24,139 --> 01:19:27,609
without putting somebody
in jail, and that somebody
doesn't have to be guilty.

1024
01:19:27,642 --> 01:19:30,012
I read. I know
how you guys operate.

1025
01:19:30,045 --> 01:19:32,982
You did it, didn't you, Earl?

1026
01:19:33,015 --> 01:19:35,918
The hell with you,
okay, Dougie?

1027
01:19:35,951 --> 01:19:37,920
It was easy, wasn't it?

1028
01:19:37,953 --> 01:19:41,256
Get him out of my face.
I'm not putting up with this.
All right.

1029
01:19:41,290 --> 01:19:43,225
Okay?
Okay.

1030
01:19:43,258 --> 01:19:47,296
I have to warn you,
Mr. Feller, that the FBI
does consider you suspect.

1031
01:19:47,329 --> 01:19:51,166
Well, that's just terrific.
I suggest you get
a lawyer quickly.

1032
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:53,535
Don't you worry about that.
I'm going to protect myself.

1033
01:19:53,568 --> 01:19:55,104
Where is she, Earl?

1034
01:19:55,137 --> 01:19:57,006
(CHUCKLES)

1035
01:19:57,039 --> 01:20:00,109
Speak to my lawyer,
Agent--Agent Dougie.

1036
01:20:00,142 --> 01:20:02,577
All right.
That's it for now.

1037
01:20:02,611 --> 01:20:05,380
No more questions.
But we have to have
you available to us,

1038
01:20:05,414 --> 01:20:07,249
at our convenience.

1039
01:20:07,282 --> 01:20:10,319
All right...
Oh, no, Doug.

1040
01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:11,653
(GASPING)

1041
01:20:11,686 --> 01:20:14,189
Let's not be
stupid here.

1042
01:20:14,223 --> 01:20:15,457
All right?

1043
01:20:15,490 --> 01:20:17,492
Where is she?

1044
01:20:17,526 --> 01:20:21,596
I don't know.
Doug, we're
the good guys, okay?

1045
01:20:21,630 --> 01:20:25,100
We don't do
stuff like this.
Don't you get it?

1046
01:20:25,134 --> 01:20:27,536
I'm the only one
that you've got,
and he wants to kill me!

1047
01:20:27,569 --> 01:20:29,404
Doesn't that
tell you anything?

1048
01:20:29,438 --> 01:20:33,008
Come on, Doug.
I'm telling you
to holster your pistol.

1049
01:20:33,042 --> 01:20:36,111
Oh, Jesus, help me.
Goddamn it, Doug.
Put that gun away.

1050
01:20:37,612 --> 01:20:39,681
You're already
in so much trouble!

1051
01:20:39,714 --> 01:20:42,551
He's gonna tell me.
Tell you what?
I don't know anything.

1052
01:20:42,584 --> 01:20:45,220
Even if he does,
we can't use it!
Not like this!

1053
01:20:45,254 --> 01:20:48,457
Earl...
I'm going to count to five,

1054
01:20:50,225 --> 01:20:52,227
and then I'm gonna
shoot one of your toes off.

1055
01:20:52,261 --> 01:20:54,529
EARL: Oh, God!
Doug.

1056
01:20:54,563 --> 01:20:57,299
And then
I'm gonna count to five
and shoot another toe.

1057
01:20:57,332 --> 01:20:59,401
Doug!
Listen, I don't
know anything!

1058
01:20:59,434 --> 01:21:01,070
Will you just get that
through your thick...

1059
01:21:01,103 --> 01:21:02,938
(GUN FIRES)

1060
01:21:02,972 --> 01:21:05,207
Doug, are you crazy?
Are you?

1061
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:09,144
He didn't count!
He didn't even count!
Five, four...

1062
01:21:09,178 --> 01:21:12,714
You're going to prison, Doug.
Listen to me!
Just listen to me?

1063
01:21:12,747 --> 01:21:15,217
If he is involved...
NURSE:
This is the nurse's station.

1064
01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:17,352
Should we call the police?
SHAEFFER:
Yes, and the FBI.

1065
01:21:17,386 --> 01:21:20,122
If he is involved
then she knows it!

1066
01:21:20,155 --> 01:21:23,258
And if she knows it,
her life is worthless!
Do you understand me?

1067
01:21:23,292 --> 01:21:26,728
They have to fuckin' kill her!
We don't have time
to meet his lawyer!

1068
01:21:26,761 --> 01:21:28,530
Right, Earl?
Oh, God help me!

1069
01:21:28,563 --> 01:21:31,000
Five! Four!
SHAEFFER: Doug.

1070
01:21:31,033 --> 01:21:33,302
Three! Two!
(SCREAMING)
Okay! Okay!

1071
01:21:33,335 --> 01:21:38,173
Okay, okay, okay.
Look, they've got her
in an abandoned farmhouse.

1072
01:21:38,207 --> 01:21:41,176
An abandoned farmhouse?
Yeah! Yeah!

1073
01:21:41,210 --> 01:21:43,712
I don't think so. Five!
No, no!
I swear to God!

1074
01:21:43,745 --> 01:21:46,215
I swear to God!
Doug! Really!

1075
01:21:46,248 --> 01:21:49,751
Listen, it's my sister
and her husband.
Check it out, Doug.

1076
01:21:49,784 --> 01:21:53,255
It wasn't my idea!
I swear to God!

1077
01:21:55,024 --> 01:21:57,126
(EARL CRYING HYSTERICALLY)

1078
01:21:57,159 --> 01:21:58,727
They made me do it!

1079
01:22:01,263 --> 01:22:03,732
(CRYING)
Mrs. Carlisle's
all right, Doug,

1080
01:22:03,765 --> 01:22:08,103
because my sister
is taking very good
care of her.

1081
01:22:10,505 --> 01:22:12,674
(INDISTINCT WEATHER REPORT)

1082
01:22:12,707 --> 01:22:14,743
MAN ON RADIO:
...drizzle outside.
Sunset tomorrow about 4:50.

1083
01:22:14,776 --> 01:22:16,145
(WINDOW SHATTERS)

1084
01:22:16,178 --> 01:22:17,679
(WOMAN GASPS)

1085
01:22:17,712 --> 01:22:18,980
(CANISTERS HISSING)

1086
01:22:20,082 --> 01:22:21,683
Freeze! That's it!

1087
01:22:23,085 --> 01:22:24,253
(MAN GASPING)

1088
01:22:24,286 --> 01:22:26,021
You have the right
to remain silent!

1089
01:22:29,491 --> 01:22:31,093
(MEN SHOUTING)

1090
01:22:38,733 --> 01:22:40,302
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1091
01:22:43,172 --> 01:22:44,606
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)

1092
01:22:53,482 --> 01:22:55,817
She's over here.
Where?

1093
01:22:55,850 --> 01:22:59,388
There. She's down there.

1094
01:22:59,421 --> 01:23:02,124
What? Take that off.

1095
01:23:04,326 --> 01:23:07,362
You buried her?
Jesus Christ.
Is she alive?

1096
01:23:07,396 --> 01:23:10,232
Yeah. Pretty sure.

1097
01:23:10,265 --> 01:23:13,168
SHAEFFER:
You put her down there
over 30 hours ago?

1098
01:23:13,202 --> 01:23:15,604
This is not a young woman.
You guys better start
saying your prayers.

1099
01:23:15,637 --> 01:23:19,308
What did you do?
What did you do? Huh?

1100
01:23:19,341 --> 01:23:20,409
(MEN YELLING)

1101
01:23:20,442 --> 01:23:21,576
SHAEFFER:
Take it easy!

1102
01:23:24,413 --> 01:23:26,248
Jesus Christ.
Get him the hell
outta here!

1103
01:23:44,699 --> 01:23:49,104
Look how deep that is.
They weren't gonna dig her up.

1104
01:23:49,138 --> 01:23:51,473
Keep her alive
for a day or two in case
you had to have her,

1105
01:23:51,506 --> 01:23:53,375
then just cut
the ventilation and walk.

1106
01:23:53,408 --> 01:23:54,809
Who the hell let you back in?

1107
01:23:54,843 --> 01:23:57,646
We wanna do the digging.
She's our responsibility.

1108
01:23:57,679 --> 01:24:00,349
SHAEFFER:
Your guys are upset.
Wait outside. Let us do it.

1109
01:24:03,418 --> 01:24:05,654
Okay, okay, all right, dig.
Guys, come on,
get outta there!

1110
01:24:05,687 --> 01:24:08,357
Give these men the shovels.
Come on!
Thank you.

1111
01:24:17,766 --> 01:24:19,201
Give me the shovel.

1112
01:24:29,178 --> 01:24:31,213
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)

1113
01:24:35,317 --> 01:24:37,719
I think I found something!
Pull out the pipe!
Can you see anything?

1114
01:24:37,752 --> 01:24:39,120
Is she down there?

1115
01:24:47,629 --> 01:24:49,130
Mrs. Carlisle?

1116
01:24:50,332 --> 01:24:51,333
Ma'am?

1117
01:24:54,636 --> 01:24:56,271
Somebody get a power saw!

1118
01:24:56,305 --> 01:24:57,472
MAN: I got it!
Come on! Move!

1119
01:24:59,574 --> 01:25:02,177
I want soap,
water and blankets.

1120
01:25:02,211 --> 01:25:04,879
Nobody sees her like this.
Okay.

1121
01:25:04,913 --> 01:25:07,882
Make a hole!
Come on, make a hole!

1122
01:25:07,916 --> 01:25:09,184
Coming through!

1123
01:25:10,552 --> 01:25:12,187
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1124
01:25:13,222 --> 01:25:14,289
Let's go!

1125
01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:18,393
OFFICER: Hurry! Hurry!
Keep those people back!

1126
01:25:24,699 --> 01:25:27,436
All right,
bring her up slowly!
That's it!

1127
01:25:27,469 --> 01:25:29,438
Now bring her towards
the back of the copter!

1128
01:25:32,274 --> 01:25:35,444
Come on, gentlemen!
Watch your step!

1129
01:25:35,477 --> 01:25:37,479
Step lively now!
Watch your head!

1130
01:25:37,512 --> 01:25:39,881
Watch your feet!
The bottom of the copter
is slick!

1131
01:25:40,882 --> 01:25:42,351
Careful!

1132
01:25:44,686 --> 01:25:45,487
Watch your head!

1133
01:25:49,558 --> 01:25:51,393
Sorry, sir.
That's too many.

1134
01:25:51,426 --> 01:25:54,529
That's bullshit.
We're gettin' on.
No can do, pal.

1135
01:25:54,563 --> 01:25:56,498
All right, we'll meet 'em
at the hospital. Come on.

1136
01:26:06,608 --> 01:26:07,976
What do you
think, Doug?

1137
01:26:08,009 --> 01:26:10,545
She's alive, Joe.
That's all I know.

1138
01:26:10,579 --> 01:26:12,247
Come on, guys!
Snap it up!

1139
01:26:31,366 --> 01:26:34,803
Hey! Anybody out here
named Douglas Chesnic?

1140
01:26:36,438 --> 01:26:38,507
Doug Chesnic!

1141
01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:40,275
Doug Chesnic!

1142
01:26:41,743 --> 01:26:43,545
Doug Chesnic!

1143
01:26:44,746 --> 01:26:46,748
Doug Chesnic!

1144
01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:50,285
Doug Chesnic!

1145
01:26:57,826 --> 01:26:59,994
I'm Chesnic! What is it?

1146
01:27:00,028 --> 01:27:02,631
Lady's awake, sir!
Says she's not going anywhere

1147
01:27:02,664 --> 01:27:04,499
without her
Secret Service detail!

1148
01:27:04,533 --> 01:27:06,701
Is that you guys?
Yeah, that's us!

1149
01:27:06,735 --> 01:27:08,403
Can you come aboard, sir?

1150
01:27:09,604 --> 01:27:11,340
Yeah, we can do that!

1151
01:27:13,708 --> 01:27:15,276
Wait one second, sir!

1152
01:27:18,513 --> 01:27:21,583
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
I have to throw
some of you off.

1153
01:28:19,774 --> 01:28:21,443
She gonna be all right?
Looks like it.

1154
01:28:29,017 --> 01:28:32,954
Where have you been?
Looking for you.

1155
01:28:32,987 --> 01:28:35,824
How long did it take you
to figure out the cigarette
lighter burns?

1156
01:28:37,859 --> 01:28:39,594
About 22 hours.

1157
01:28:39,628 --> 01:28:42,597
Oh, Douglas,
it was so obvious.
No, it wasn't.

1158
01:28:42,631 --> 01:28:46,100
I was the only one
who got it.
I can hardly believe that.

1159
01:28:46,134 --> 01:28:49,838
It's true.
Howard Shaeffer, FBI.

1160
01:28:49,871 --> 01:28:52,907
If I may say, ma'am,
Agent Chesnic is the reason
we found you.

1161
01:28:52,941 --> 01:28:56,010
If he hadn't shot a man
in the hospital...
Shot a man?

1162
01:28:56,044 --> 01:28:59,881
Yes, ma'am.
You finally got
to shoot somebody, Douglas?

1163
01:28:59,914 --> 01:29:01,983
Well...
Did you kill him?

1164
01:29:02,016 --> 01:29:03,752
He shot him in the toe.

1165
01:29:03,785 --> 01:29:07,856
Oh, after all that practice.

1166
01:29:07,889 --> 01:29:11,192
Yes, ma'am.
Ma'am, if I could
set the record straight...

1167
01:29:11,225 --> 01:29:14,395
Excuse me, I'd just like
to talk to this gentleman,
if you don't mind.

1168
01:29:36,551 --> 01:29:37,952
(PHONE RINGING)

1169
01:29:39,220 --> 01:29:41,523
I'll get it, dear.

1170
01:29:41,556 --> 01:29:42,524
Tell the others
I'll be out in a minute.
Yes, ma'am.

1171
01:29:42,924 --> 01:29:44,425
Hello?

1172
01:29:44,459 --> 01:29:46,461
OPERATOR:
Mrs. Carlisle, the president's
returning your call.

1173
01:29:46,495 --> 01:29:49,030
Oh, yes, thank you.
Yes, ma'am.

1174
01:29:49,063 --> 01:29:51,733
PRESIDENT:
Tess, are they treating you
all right in that hospital?

1175
01:29:51,766 --> 01:29:56,638
'Cause if they're not...
Harold, I want my Secret
Service agent taken care of.

1176
01:29:56,671 --> 01:29:59,474
Tess, the man discharged
a firearm in a public place.

1177
01:29:59,508 --> 01:30:02,644
I don't care about
any of that. This young man
saved my life.

1178
01:30:02,677 --> 01:30:06,114
He's like a son to me, Harold.
I want him taken care of.
You understand?

1179
01:30:06,147 --> 01:30:08,483
Well, sure, Tess.
I'm sure we...

1180
01:30:08,517 --> 01:30:11,185
Oh, and if anything should
ever happen to me,

1181
01:30:11,219 --> 01:30:15,824
I want your personal word
that you will look after him.

1182
01:30:15,857 --> 01:30:18,860
Well, sure, Tess.
You know I...
Good. Thanks, Harold.

1183
01:30:18,893 --> 01:30:22,497
That's all I wanted to know.
You have yourself a nice day.
Y-Yes, ma'am.

1184
01:30:22,531 --> 01:30:24,599
WOMAN ON P.A.:
Dr. Willis to 4-west
nurse's station.

1185
01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:28,803
MRS. CARLISLE:
What is this?

1186
01:30:28,837 --> 01:30:30,839
It's your wheelchair, ma'am.

1187
01:30:30,872 --> 01:30:34,208
I can see it's a wheelchair,
but I won't be needing it.
Thank you very much.

1188
01:30:34,242 --> 01:30:37,245
It's hospital policy that
you leave by wheelchair.

1189
01:30:37,278 --> 01:30:40,148
No, I would really prefer
not to sit in the wheelchair.

1190
01:30:40,181 --> 01:30:42,984
I would much rather walk
on my own two feet...

1191
01:30:43,017 --> 01:30:45,554
With my own steam
out of the hospital.

1192
01:30:45,587 --> 01:30:48,289
I understand, but
the rules and regulations
state that each patient...

1193
01:30:48,322 --> 01:30:50,625
Oh, the rules?
No, no, no.
...must leave in a wheelchair.

1194
01:30:50,659 --> 01:30:54,262
Rules and regulations
are not something
I'm terribly fond of.

1195
01:30:54,295 --> 01:30:56,865
Just allow me
to go out on my own.

1196
01:30:56,898 --> 01:30:58,432
Please, Mrs. Carlisle,
I'm just trying
to do my job.

1197
01:30:58,466 --> 01:31:01,202
I would like very much...
I am not sitting in that!
Mrs. Carlisle, please!

1198
01:31:01,235 --> 01:31:02,637
(WHISTLES)

1199
01:31:04,873 --> 01:31:05,940
If I may interrupt.

1200
01:31:08,843 --> 01:31:11,212
The regulations aren't really
that sacred, are they?

1201
01:31:12,914 --> 01:31:14,115
And, Tess...

1202
01:31:16,785 --> 01:31:18,553
Get in the goddamn chair.

1203
01:31:32,601 --> 01:31:33,668
Hmm.

1204
01:31:35,236 --> 01:31:37,305
Very good, Douglas.

1205
01:31:37,338 --> 01:31:39,608
You'll be all right.
Very good.

1206
01:31:43,111 --> 01:31:44,779
Mrs. Carlisle,
how are you feeling?

1207
01:31:44,813 --> 01:31:46,948
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

1208
01:31:46,981 --> 01:31:49,150
MAN:
Do you plan to stay
in Summersville?