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♪OH, TAKE ME HOME ♪
♪TAKE ME HOME ♪
♪ONCE MORE ♪
♪THE WAY YOU WEAR YOUR HAT ♪
♪THE WAY YOU SIP YOUR TEA ♪
♪THE MEMORY OF ALL THAT ♪
♪NO, NO, THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME ♪
♪THE WAY YOUR SMILE JUST BEAMS ♪
♪THE WAY YOU SING OFF-KEY ♪
♪THE WAY YOU HAUNT MY DREAMS ♪
♪NO, NO, THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME ♪
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN 3-INCH HEELS.
I KEPT SINKING INTO THE GRASS DURING THE EULOGY.
MANNY. THERE YOU ARE.
HOW YOU DOING, SWEETIE?
[SNIFF]
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO SAY.
ANNIE LOOKED SO GORGEOUS
LAID OUT WITH ALL THOSE FLOWERS AROUND HER.
YOU KNOW, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS TAKING A NAP.
WE BOUGHT THAT DRESS TOGETHER.
SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYPLACE TO WEAR IT.
WHERE'S MOLLY?
SHE'S PROBABLY IN HER ROOM. I BETTER GO.
SEE HOW SHE'S DOING.
DORIS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
WHERE'S MY HEAD?
SO WHAT'S THE MATTER?
EVERYBODY ON A HUNGER STRIKE OR SOMETHING?
EVE, I WAS JUST HAVING YOUR FAMOUS COOKIES.
FABULOUS. THEY'RE NOT TOO SWEET.
TWO CUPS SUGAR FOR A WEDDING,
ONE CUP FOR A FUNERAL,
AND TODAY I USED HALF A CUP. IT SEEMED RIGHT.
EASY ON THAT STRUDEL, HARRY.
OH!
MOLLINCHKA.
YOU TRY THAT APRICOT BUNDT CAKE?
THE ONLY THING I HAVEN'T EATEN IS THE TABLECLOTH.
POOR KID. THANK GOODNESS SHE'S SO YOUNG.
IF SHE'S LUCKY, SHE WON'T REMEMBER.
DON'T TELL ME I LOST HARRY.
MOLLINCHKA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MY DARLING?
OH, MOLLY.
OH.
COME HERE.
I'LL SEE YOU, DAD.
MMM.
O.K.
O.K. BUS IS LEAVING.
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT. O.K.
SID, GIVE ME THE DUCK.
GIVE ME THE DUCK. I'M SORRY.
I JUST MISS ANNIE ALREADY.
SHIRL, PLEASE, HUH?
O.K., O.K. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE, O.K.?
GOODBYE, PRINCESS.
YOU'LL GIVE US A CALL?
HON, PLEASE. TAKE CARE, OLD MAN.
YOU'LL CALL?
BYE-BYE, MOLLINCHKA.
BYE-BYE.
SAY GOODBYE TO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA.
BYE-BYE.
DON'T YOU WANT TO WEAR THE MATCHING TOP?
WANT ME TO SING YOU A LULLABY?
HMM?
WHAT WAS THE SONG THAT MOMMY SANG TO YOU?
HOW DOES THAT GO?
DO YOU WANT TO TEACH ME A LULLABY
TO SING TO YOU EVERY NIGHT?
O.K.
HERE'S A FUN ONE.
♪OH, THE COFFEE THAT THEY GIVE YOU ♪
♪THEY SAY IT'S MIGHTY FINE ♪
♪IT'S GOOD FOR CUTS AND BRUISES ♪
♪AND TASTES LIKE IODINE ♪
♪OH, I DON'T WANT NO MORE OF ARMY LIFE ♪
♪GEE, MOM, I WANNA GO ♪
♪GEE-- ♪
WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE, MOLLY.
JUST FINE, YOU AND ME.
I'M GLAD TO SEE YOUR SMILING FACE.
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN LAMB CHOP TO SMILE ALL DAY.
SALISBURY STEAK...
FOR MADAME,
AND VEAL PARMIGIANA FOR ME.
THERE YOU GO. LOOK, MOLLY.
TATER TOTS.
YOUR FAVES.
MMM. VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
YOU WANT TO GET THAT? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
AND HIS SORE THROAT.
[COUGHING]
[RING]
HELLO.
HEY, HI, SID.
I'M NOT READY TO COME BACK TO WORK QUITE YET.
I HAVE SOME PEOPLE COMING BY TOMORROW
THAT MIGHT STAY WITH MOLLY SO I CAN LEAVE.
I START AT 8:00.
I WILL HAVE HAD MY BREAKFAST,
AND I ASSUME THE CHILD WILL HAVE HAD HERS.
AT NOON, A BRISK WALK,
FOLLOWED BY TWO HOURS OF BIBLE STUDY.
WHERE IS THE CHILD?
I FEEL LIKE SOPHIA LOREN IN HOUSEBOAT
WHEN SHE MEETS THE WIDOWED CARY GRANT
AND SELFLESSLY GIVES HERSELF TO HIS FAMILY.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
DID YOU SEE IT?
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO LOSE SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOUR HEART.
I UNDERSTAND.
WINNIE AND I, WE BOTH UNDERSTAND.
I'M SO TIRED.
AND I'M NOT TIRED?
KIDS.
OH, I LOVE KIDS.
I HAVE A REAL WAY WITH CHILDREN.
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
AND NO WINDOWS!
I GET VERY NERVOUS.
IF I PUT MY HEAD BETWEEN MY LEGS, I'LL BE BETTER.
[THUMP]
I REALIZE IT'S YOUR DECISION,
BUT I ALSO SING.
♪WON'T YOU COME HOME, BILL BAILEY? ♪
♪WON'T YOU COME HOME? ♪
♪I CRIED THE WHOLE DAY LONG ♪
KIDS LOVE THAT.
KIDS LOVE ME, MR. SINGER.
I WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF KIDS,
THEY DRIFT TO ME...
LIKE A GODDAMN KID MAGNET.
UH, LET'S SEE.
I'M NOT SURE WHERE TO BEGIN.
UM...
WELL, MR. JONES DIED,
AND WE NEVER HAD ANY CHILDREN,
AND BELIEVE ME, I WOULD TREAT YOUR LITTLE MOLLY
WITH ALL THE LOVE AND TENDERNESS
I'D HAVE GIVEN MY OWN.
O.K., SWEETPEA.
LET'S SEE ABOUT MAKING YOU SOME BREAKFAST.
WHAT MIGHT BE GOOD?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
JONESY'S FAMOUS PANCAKES WILL LOOSEN YOU UP.
JUST MAKING SURE WE GOT ALL THE MAKINGS.
O.K.
OH, BOY. AREN'T WE HAVING FUN?
OOH.
[PLAYING SIMPLE PIANO MELODY]
HI!
IT'S FOR AFTER WORK.
THANKS.
SHE'S BEEN PLAYING THAT LITTLE DITTY ALL DAY.
MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT.
HER MOTHER WAS TEACHING HER THAT.
HIDE-AND-SEEK NOODLE CASSEROLE.
PEEKABOO.
THIS IS JUST THE FIRST COURSE.
LOOKS FABULOUS.
THE OTHER COURSES...
THEY'RE HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THE ROOM.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
CHICKEN MARENGO.
THAT LOOKS FABULOUS.
DOESN'T IT, MOL?
I BET YOUR WIFE WASN'T THIS GOOD A COOK.
YOU THINK? HUH?
MOLLY!
NO, IT IS PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT, MR. SINGER.
KIDS SOMETIMES GO THROUGH A VERY TOUGH TIME.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST--
NO, I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
JUST...
JUST FINISH YOUR...
[PLAYING PIANO MELODY]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M DOING EVERYTHING A WIFE DOES.
SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING EVERYTHING A WIFE GETS?
[THUMP] OW!
HELLO, KID.
MY NAME'S CORRINA.
I BET YOU'RE MOLLY.
I HEAR YOU DON'T LIKE TALKING MUCH THESE DAYS,
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME
BECAUSE IT MAKES MY JOB A LOT EASIER.
OH.
NICE WHEELS.
WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO START?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT HERE?
I THOUGHT WE WOULD TALK A BIT.
TALK. ALL RIGHT.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED IN THE HOUSE?
UH, THREE YEARS. DO YOU HAVE ANY REFERENCES--
HAVE YOU HAD MAIDS BEFORE?
MY WIFE TOOK CARE OF EVERYTHING.
SO YOU'RE A BEGINNER.
LET'S GET SOME THINGS STRAIGHT.
YES, LET'S.
SALARY DOES NOT INCLUDE SUPPLIES--
EXCUSE ME. DID THE AGENCY EXPLAIN TO YOU
THAT THIS IS JUST AN INTERVIEW?
LOOK, MR. SINGER, WHAT SHALL WE DISCUSS?
CHILDREN. I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU HAD ANY EXPERIENCE WITH CHILDREN.
YOU KNOW, I MET YOUR LITTLE GIRL OUT THERE.
SHE'S GOT YOUR EYES.
DO YOU HAVE ANY REFERENCES?
DO YOU HAVE A RESUME OR ANYTHING?
THANKS.
"PROFESSOR LOUISE GORDON.
FISK UNIVERSITY."
HOW LONG WERE YOU WITH HER?
FOUR YEARS.
WHAT HAPPENED THEN?
I GRADUATED.
OH!
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, MR. SINGER.
THAT'S O.K.
WELL, IF YOU HAD SOME GLUE...
I'M REALLY GOOD AT GLUING.
I COULD JUST GLUE IT.
I MEAN, I COULD JUST SNAP THIS BACK TOGETHER.
NO. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
THANKS FOR COMING BY.
MR. SINGER, I'M HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY,
AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
I REALLY NEED THIS JOB.
THANKS FOR COMING BY. I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
[HONK]
[HONK HONK]
WHERE IS MY MUSIC?
NOT IN THE REFRIGERATOR, THAT'S FOR SURE.
I FORGOT. YOU'LL HAVE TO DO A MARKETING.
WE'RE GOING TO NEED... WE'LL NEED, UM...
I NOTICED THERE'S A LIST STARTED THERE.
YEAH.
YEAH, IT'S MY WIFE'S WRITING.
I HAVEN'T WANTED TO...
WELL, I'LL JUST ADD ON FROM THERE.
O.K. THANKS.
YOU AND CORRINA ARE GOING TO GO SHOPPING FOR SOME BREAKFAST
AND PICK UP SOME OTHER THINGS, O.K.?
O.K.
THE KEYS TO MY WIFE'S CAR ARE ON THE DRESSER.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?
I'M AN OLD PRO.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
♪IT'S FINGER ♪
♪POP, POPPIN' TIME ♪
♪FINGER POPPIN' ♪
♪POPPIN' TIME ♪
♪I FEEL SO GOOD ♪
♪WE'LL HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
I WAS JUST TESTING THE BRAKES.
YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW THEY'RE FINE.
I MADE A SLIGHT BOOBOO,
WHICH I HOPE YOU WON'T TELL YOUR FATHER ABOUT.
YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU DON'T TALK.
YOU'RE THE SHORT, SILENT TYPE, AREN'T YOU?
OH, HERE SHE COMES.
A HIP-HAP-HOPPY GOOD MORNING TO YOU.
WELCOME TO TERRY'S DINER. SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
[HONK HONK]
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
SO, WHAT'LL IT BE FOR STARTERS?
I NEED A CUP OF YOUR STRONGEST COFFEE.
WOULD YOU LIKE A HOT COCOA?
PECAN WAFFLES?
WHAT ABOUT THE SLIM STARTER?
LADIES, I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
WILMA, WHERE'S YOUR BOSS?
HE'S INSIDE.
WHY DON'T YOU SLIP INTO THE BACKSEAT.
I GOT TO TALK TO MY FRIEND HERE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
I USED TO DO THIS.
O.K. JUST A MINUTE.
SHE'S COMING OVER THE SIDE.
[GROANING]
YOU IN?
OH, YES.
ALL RIGHT. YOU ALL RIGHT?
UH-HUH.
MOLLY, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK.
I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR REASONS.
BUT WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO COMMUNICATE,
SO IF I ASK YOU SOMETHING
AND THE ANSWER IS YES,
PAT YOUR NOSE LIKE THAT. THEN I'LL KNOW.
IF THE ANSWER IS NO, DON'T DO ANYTHING.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE THE PECAN WAFFLES
WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF SYRUP AND BUTTER?
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD, WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE SLIM STARTER
WITH COTTAGE CHEESE, THE HARD-BOILED EGG, AND THE TOMATO?
HONEY, IF IT'S A CHOICE BETWEEN THOSE PECAN WAFFLES
AND THAT STUPID EGG,
FOR GOD SAKES, PAT YOUR LITTLE NOSE.
GOOD TRY, WILMA.
AH! SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT!
O.K.
MR. POTATO HEAD.
♪MR. POTATO HEAD ♪
♪ ♪
MISTER...
POTATO HEAD...
♪WAS ALONE IN HIS BED ♪
I LOVE IT.
MR. POTATO HEAD, THE UNTOLD STORY.
SID, I HAVE A GREAT OPENING HERE.
I TRIED, UH...
MANNY.
I'M WITH YOU. COME ON.
I KNOW HOW HARD IT'S BEEN.
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, O.K.?
I APPRECIATE THAT. THANKS.
ABSOLUTELY.
IMAGINE HOW HARD THINGS WOULD BE
IF THE JOB GOT SHAKY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
ONCE. MAYBE A COUPLE TIMES.
IT'S ALWAYS SAID VERY AFFECTIONATELY, AT LEAST TO ME.
I SAY THE OLD MANNY SINGER'S GOING TO BE BACK.
THEY SAY WHEN? AND I SAY ANY DAY NOW.
THEY SAY GREAT. IT'LL BE YOUR JOB, TOO.
IT'S ALL VERY POSITIVE FEEDBACK.
♪SUNGLASSES ♪
♪YEAH, WE BOUGHT SOME SUNGLASSES ♪
♪'CAUSE SUNGLASSES ♪
♪PROTECT OUR EYES FROM THE SUN ♪
YOU LOOK GOOD.
♪SUNGLASSES ♪
ANYBODY WANT SOME MORE?
ANYBODY WANT ANY?
NO, NO, NO. IT'S GOOD.
JUST A LITTLE MORE SPICE THAN WE'RE USED TO.
OH.
IT WAS JUST TO BRING OUT THE FLAVOR.
IT'S GOOD. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE...
SPICY. YEAH.
♪YA-DA DA DA DA DA ♪
♪YOU CAN MAKE HIM FUNNY ♪
♪OR YOU CAN MAKE HIM SUNNY ♪
♪HE'S MR. POTATO HEAD ♪
♪OH, YES, IT'S TRUE HE'S LUMPY ♪
♪O.K., HE'S KIND OF DUMPY ♪
♪HE'S NOT A FRENCH FRY ♪
♪HE'S THE POTATO TO BUY ♪
DID YOU LIKE IT?
YOU THINK MY BOSS IS GOING TO LIKE IT?
MAYBE THE IAMBIC PENTAMETER'S OFF JUST A BIT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
♪YES, IT'S TRUE HE'S LUMPY ♪
♪O.K., HE'S KIND OF DUMPY ♪
NOW, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS CLUNKY, DIDN'T YOU?
JUST KNEW WE WERE IN SYNC.
IAMBIC PENTAMETER.
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
SORRY. I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG ADDRESS.
WHY DON'T I JUST TALK TO MRS. SINGER.
SHE'S, UM...
SHE'S IN THE BATHTUB RIGHT NOW.
YEAH.
[SWISHING SOUNDS]
I BET IF YOU'RE ON THE INSIDE OF A MARACA,
THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD SOUND LIKE.
WOW.
♪DUM DUM DUM, DUM DUM DUM ♪
OOH-HOO! OOH-HOO!
EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M TICKLISH.
OOH-HOO. HA HA HA!
STOP THAT!
OH, STOP IT! STOP IT!
OH, WAIT.
[PUFF]
I HATE TO IMPOSE...
[PUFF]
BUT COULD YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE HELP?
I CAN'T DO THIS LAST ONE ON MY OWN.
[SLOW PUFF]
AH! YOU KNOW, THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU,
I KNEW YOU HAD THIS MAGIC.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. GIVE ME A HAND.
[PUFF]
WELL DONE.
I THINK YOUR DAD'S REALLY GOING TO LIKE
THIS PRESENT YOU PICKED OUT.
WE HAVE TO EMPHASIZE THAT YOU PICKED IT OUT YOURSELF.
HEY, MOLLY, IT'S TIME TO EAT.
COME ON, AND BRING LOIS.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE QUEEN FOR A DAY?
WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO THIS GARBAGE FOR?
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?
QUEEN FOR A DAY.
I KNEW A GUY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
WANTED TO BE QUEEN FOR A DAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
HER HUSBAND WAS KILLED IN THE AIR FORCE.
SHE HAS THREE CHILDREN.
SHE'D LIKE A TRAINED DOG.
MY HUSBAND'S GONE, TOO.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A QUEEN, DOES IT?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'VE HEARD FROM ALL OF OUR CONTESTANTS.
IS IT GOING TO BE LOIS?
NUMBER FIVE! QUEEN FOR A DAY!
YES! YES, LOIS! QUEEN LOIS!
♪BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM--HA! ♪
ALL I ASKED FOR WAS A DOG,
AND LOOK WHAT I'M GETTING.
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE OUT THERE,
EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE-- PBBBLT.
OH, LOIS!
LOIS!
LOIS MADE A SISSY ON THE COUCH.
[SOUND FROM MOVIE PROJECTOR]
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, MOLLY?
I THINK YOUR MOM'S
LOOKING DOWN AT YOU FROM HEAVEN RIGHT NOW.
AND IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY,
I'LL BET YOU'LL SEE SHE'S WAVING.
CORRINA...
UM, I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE DOING HERE,
AND WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN IS FINE.
O.K., YOUR HEAVEN IS FINE FOR YOU.
MOLLY'S MOTHER WAS AN ATHEIST AND SO AM I.
I DON'T WANT YOU TELLING HER SHE'S SOMEWHERE SHE ISN'T, O.K.?
YES, MR. SINGER.
I'LL JUST CONTINUE TO TELL MOLLY HER MOTHER'S IN THE BATHTUB.
DID YOU EVER UNDRESS IN FRONT OF A DOG?
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
HEY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETIE?
CAN'T SLEEP?
DID YOU HAVE A BAD DREAM?
OHH.
YOU O.K.?
HOW ABOUT I BREAK OUT SOME GRAHAM CRACKERS,
AND WE'LL SIT AND WATCH THE LATE-LATE SHOW, O.K.,
TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP, O.K.?
DON'T HIT YOUR NOSE.
I'LL GO GET THE STUFF.
[NEWSCASTER] A RECENT REPORT FROM THE SURGEON GENERAL
LINKS CIGARETTE SMOKING TO LUNG CANCER.
STATISTICS SHOW THAT 1 OUT OF EVERY 10 MALE SMOKERS
WILL DIE FROM LUNG CANCER.
MEANWHILE, IN WASHINGTON TODAY,
PRESIDENT EISENHOWER ANNOUNCED THAT HE'LL...
HERE YOU GO, MOL.
...FACT FINDING TOUR TO SOUTH AMERICA.
THE VICE PRESIDENT WILL VISIT VENEZUELA, ARGENTINA...
MOLLY, WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MOLLY, LOOK--
CIGARETTES ARE FOR ADULTS.
I'LL GET YOU SOME BUBBLEGUM CIGARETTES TOMORROW.
M-MOLLY!
MOLLY, STOP IT!
NOW, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
MOL--
I REALLY FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STAY.
WELL, IT'S YOUR HOUSE.
I JUST REALLY CAN'T BE LATE FOR THIS MEETING. I--
THEN YOU BETTER GO.
GOODBYE, MOLLY.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS,
IT'S JUST THAT MR. POTATO HEAD'S IN FROM TRENTON.
I CAN'T BE LATE.
REALLY? THE MR. P?
THE ONE AND ONLY.
YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEINIE GOING.
YEAH. I'M GONE. BYE.
[MOLLY PLAYS SAME NOTES]
ALL RIGHT, WELL...
O.K.--
BYE.
BYE. THANKS.
[MOLLY PLAYS SAME NOTES OVER AND OVER]
[CORRINA COMPLETES MUSICAL PHRASE]
WELL...
YOU KNOW WHAT I DISCOVERED ABOUT YOUR DAD?
HE LIKES TO EAT COOKIES IN BED.
CAN YOU GET THAT CORNER FOR ME?
JUST PULL IT DOWN, RIGHT THERE, THE WHITE ONE.
THANK YOU.
MALAMUTES OR WHATEVER THEY CALL THOSE THINGS,
THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE HUMPS.
CORRINA...
THIS IS WHERE MY MOMMY SLEEPS.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOUR MOMMY USED TO SLEEP HERE.
WHEN'S SHE COMING BACK?
YOU KNOW, MOLLY, I...
SHE'S NOT COMING HOME,
BECAUSE WHEN YOU DIE,
THE ANGELS TAKE YOU UP TO HEAVEN.
WELL, THEN I WANT TO DIE, TOO.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOW, DARLING, YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE.
IT'S TOO SOON.
WAS I BAD?
NO. PEOPLE DON'T DIE BECAUSE YOU'RE BAD.
THEY DIE BECAUSE IT'S THEIR TIME.
LOTS OF THINGS HAPPEN,
BUT NO, YOU... YOU WERE NOT BAD AT ALL.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
AND THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE HERE NOW
WHO LOVE YOU.
THEY'D BE SO SAD AND UPSET IF YOU WENT.
AND YOUR DADDY LOVES YOU, AND HE REALLY NEEDS YOU, TOO.
BUT MY DAD DOESN'T THINK SHE'S IN HEAVEN.
WELL, MAYBE DEEP DOWN INSIDE HE DOES,
AND HE'S JUST SO JEALOUS OF THOSE ANGELS
WHO GET TO PLAY WITH YOUR MOMMY EVERY DAY, HE JUST--
HE JUST CAN'T BRING HIMSELF TO SAY SO.
'CAUSE HE'S HURTING, LIKE YOU'RE HURTING.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO HURT FOR A LONG TIME.
EVERY DAY WILL GET A LITTLE BIT BETTER,
BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS MISS YOUR MOMMY, AND THAT'S O.K.
YOU KNOW THE OTHER THING?
HOW MANY OF THE 31 FLAVORS HAVE YOU TASTED?
CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA.
WELL, THAT'S MY POINT. THAT IS MY POINT.
NO ONE SHOULD GO ANYWHERE UNTIL THEY'VE TRIED
MINT ON THE ROCKS AND CHERRIES JUBILEE AND BING BANG CHERRY.
SO MUCH FOR YOU TO DO.
MOLLY?
MOL?
I'M HOME!
LOOK, DADDY,
I MADE YOU SOME PIG KNUCKLES.
MOLLY.
OHH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
I'M SO HAPPY.
HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
MOLLY!
THINK SOMEONE'S INVITING YOU TO DINNER.
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
NO, I'D LIKE YOU TO JOIN US, TOO.
WELL, I--
HERE, HAVE A SEAT.
I GUESS I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE. THANK YOU.
OHH.
OH, HERE, HAVE, UH, HAVE ONE OF MINE.
THANK YOU.
I'LL HAVE ONE WITH YOU.
SO PRETTY.
IT'S ERIK SATIE, A FRENCH COMPOSER.
YES, I KNOW. HE WAS 22 WHEN HE WROTE THIS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING SO POISED
AND HAVING SUCH BOLDNESS IN A COMPOSITION
WHEN YOU'RE ONLY 22?
CAN CORRINA SLEEP OVER TONIGHT?
NO. NO.
SHE'S GOT TO GET HOME TO HER HUSBAND.
NO, SHE DOESN'T. HER HUSBAND'S GONE.
[TIMER DINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
NO, NO, I'LL GET IT. YOU'RE OUR GUEST.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. POTATO HEAD'S WIFE?
UM, OH, SHE'S AROUND.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
HERE SHE IS. YOU WANT TO SPLIT THIS?
SURE? NO, THANK YOU.
GO AHEAD.
IS TATER TOT MR. POTATO HEAD'S SON?
THAT'S FUNNY, MOLLY.
WELL, YEAH, HE'S THEIR FIRSTBORN.
THANK YOU.
WHOA!
OH, BOY!
I GOT IT. BUTTERFINGERS.
CORRINA, DID YOUR HUSBAND DIE LIKE MOMMY DID?
NO, BABY.
THOUGH IT IS HARD TO TELL WITH OLD EDWARD B. WASHINGTON.
HE SAID HE WAS GOING OUT FOR CIGARETTES
AND NEVER CAME BACK--
[PLATE BREAKS]
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
THAT'S--THAT'S O.K.
I'M SORRY. I'LL GET IT.
NO, I'LL GET IT. YOU JUST SIT.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
MR. SINGER--
HMM?
THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO DINNER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT I JUST MADE ENOUGH FOR TWO,
AND I HAVE TO GO.
GOOD NIGHT.
[CRUNCH]
OHH!
NIGHT.
♪YOU CAN MAKE HIM FUNNY ♪
♪YOU CAN MAKE HIM SUNNY ♪
♪HIS NAME IS MR. POTATO HEAD ♪
[STOPS PLAYING]
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS
THAT I THOUGHT YOU'D GET A BIG KICK OUT OF.
UH...
THE OTHER DAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD ASKS--
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS--
WE ALL LOVE KIDS. HA HA HA HA.
UH, SHE ASKED ME,
IS--IS TATER TOTS MR. POTATO HEAD'S SON? HA HA HA.
ILLEGITIMATE.
HA HA.
MY WIFE WOULD HAVE LOVED THAT,
UM, THE WAY KIDS' MINDS WORK.
THAT'S THE KIND OF THING WE'D TALK ABOUT FOR HOURS...
LAUGHING.
SHE HAD THIS GREAT LAUGH.
HEY.
SID, I'M SORRY.
STOP IT. STOP IT.
THEY COULD SEE WHERE YOU WERE GOING WITH IT.
I HAD A SMALL STROKE.
YOU DID?
THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE.
SUNDAY--SHIRL AND THE BOSS' NEW SQUEEZE ARE THROWING A PARTY.
I CAN'T SUNDAY. I HAVE MOLLY.
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
GET A SITTER, O.K.?
SUNDAY, GET A SITTER.
WORK, WORK, WORK. TALK, TALK, TALK.
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR. COME ON, MANNY.
THANK YOU.
DON'T THANK ME. I'M SELFISH. I MISS YOU.
♪SOMEWHERE ♪
♪OVER ♪
♪THE RAINBOW ♪
♪SKIES ♪
♪ARE BLUE ♪
♪AND THE ♪
♪DREAMS THAT YOU DARE ♪
♪TO DREAM ♪
♪REALLY DO COME TRUE ♪
♪SOMEDAY I'LL WISH ♪
♪UPON A STAR ♪
♪AND WAKE UP WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE FAR ♪
♪BEHIND ME ♪
♪WHERE ♪
♪TROUBLES MELT LIKE LEMON DROPS ♪
♪AWAY ABOVE THE CHIMNEY TOPS ♪
♪THAT'S WHERE ♪
♪YOU WILL ♪
♪FIND ♪
♪ME, YEAH ♪
[CHILD] ♪SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW ♪
MAMA, PERCY THREW HIS BOLOGNA ON THE FLOOR.
I DIDN'T THROW IT, IT FELL.
PERCY, HOLD YOUR SANDWICH WITH TWO HANDS.
THAT DOG GETS MORE BOLOGNA THAN WE DO.
AT CHOIR PRACTICE TODAY,
CARL JOHNSON LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I WAS SINGING.
SAID I HAD A DOUBLE CHIN, LOOKED FAT.
YOU AIN'T FAT. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
GO A LITTLE EASY ON THAT POTATO SALAD.
DING DING.
WAIT. HELLO?
UH...
I DON'T KNOW. IS PERCY HERE?
RIGHT HERE.
YES? HOLD ON, PLEASE.
IT'S FOR YOU.
OH, YES, MY LOVELY.
I WILL TWIST AROUND--
SIT DOWN.
AND I WILL--
SIT DOWN.
[WHISPERING] I'M ON THE PHONE.
I KNOW, BUT I WANT YOU TO SIT
WHILE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
YOU TALKED TO CHARLIE TODAY?
YEAH, 10 MORE PAID OFF, LAID OFF.
I'LL GET SOME NEW SHIFTS.
SOMEBODY WILL HAVE TO WATCH PERCY.
I'LL CALL MRS. HOPKINS AND CLEAN SOME FANCY HOUSES.
HEY, B-B-B-BABY, THAT'S--THAT'S ENOUGH.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
EAT, ENJOY. IT'S SUNDAY.
YOU NEED SOME FATTENING UP.
HOW ABOUT SOME GUACAMOLE?
I MADE IT. IT'S DELICIOUS.
LOOK, TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE.
JENNY DAVIS, MANNY SINGER.
MANNY SINGER, JENNY DAVIS.
HOW DO YOU DO?
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, THERE'S THE DOORBELL.
AND WHERE'S SID, YOU ASKED? SIDNEY?
CORRINA, LOOK WHO'S IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
HEY.
HI-HO, EVERYBODY.
FRANK, HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. CORRINA,
I WAS THINKING...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH YOUR HAIR?
NO.
I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
AND IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HAD SUCH GOOD GUACAMOLE.
REALLY? WELL, YOU HAVEN'T TASTED MINE.
♪BABALOO ♪
♪LOO LOO LOO ♪
HALFTIME.
NAP TIME.
NO MORE NOISE FROM YOU, PERCY.
YOU'RE NOT MY MAMA. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
[HISSES]
GOOD NIGHT.
COME ON UP, PERCY. AIN'T YOU LONELY THERE?
YUCK! I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH NO GIRLS.
NOW, LOOK, THIS IS NICE, HUH?
THAT'S CUTE.
YOU CAN'T FIT IN THAT.
I CAN FIT IN THAT.
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S BEHIND YOU RECENTLY?
LET ME TURN TO THE MATERNITY PAGE.
MATERNITY? COME ON, NOW.
THIS ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE.
YOU DONE HAD THREE KIDS.
IF YOU'D KEPT THAT NICKEL BETWEEN YOUR KNEES LIKE MAMA SAID,
YOU'D FIT IN THAT TINY OUTFIT.
YOU TALK MORE STUFF.
I KNOW I DO.
LISTEN, CORRINA--
WHAT?
MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WHY YOU GIVING ANTHONY SUCH A HARD TIME?
OH, PLEASE. ANTHONY. ANTHONY.
THAT'S WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WHY?
BECAUSE, IN THE WORDS OF GERTRUDE STEIN, GIRL,
"THERE IS NO THERE, THERE."
OH. AND YOU THINK THERE IS IN THERE?
WHAT?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FRIEND GERTRUDE SAYS,
THERE'S MORE WITH ANTHONY
THAN THERE'S EVER GOING TO BE IN THERE. SO THERE.
SHE'S DIVORCED, FEELS THE SAME WAY YOU DO.
SID, IT'S TOO SOON.
TO TALK TO A WOMAN?
SHE NEEDS A RIDE HOME. SHIRL AND I THOUGHT--
IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL? SID, PLEASE.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I'M YOUR FRIEND--
YOU DON'T. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL AT ALL.
BUT THE GUYS AT WORK HAVE AN IDEA HOW YOU FEEL.
THEY'VE GOT PROBLEMS OF THEIR OWN.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS,
YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO.
YOU HAVE ME, BUT FRANKLY, I'M NOT THAT FOND OF YOU.
AND--AND ALL OF A SUDDEN OUT OF THE BLUE,
MOLLY SAYS, UM, "IS TATER TOTS MR. POTATO HEAD'S SON?"
HA HA!
MANNY!
OH, THAT IS WHAT IS CALLED ADORABLE.
HA HA HA.
OH, KIDS, HUH?
YEAH. JUST THE WAY THEY WORK. THEY'RE--
WHERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF APRIL 31st?
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE?
ARE YOU JUST INTERESTED IN YOU-KNOW-WHAT?
LEWIS!
OH, GOSH.
WELL, AS VOLTAIRE SAYS...
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
AND THESE ARE MY BOYS.
MANNY, THIS IS MY SON LEWIS.
HI, LEWIS.
AND THIS IS HOWARD.
HI, HOWARD.
HI, MANNY.
HOW ARE YOU FELLAS?
IF MOLLY IS LOOKING FOR SOME PLAYMATES, GIVE ME A CALL.
O.K.
COME ON, LET'S GO. LEAVE THE BRIEFCASE.
[DOOR CLOSES]
BYE.
♪OVER MY HEAD ♪
♪I HEAR MUSIC ♪
♪OVER MY RAINBOW ♪
♪I CAN HEAR MUSIC ♪
♪MUSIC-- ♪
HI, DADDY.
CATCH ME.
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MOMMY WHEN YOU SMILE.
CAN WE PLAY LIKE WE DID WITH MOMMY
AND FLY TO KALAMAZOO?
DADDY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY
"MAKE SURE YOU GET TICKETS FOR THREE, NOT TWO."
UM, DADDY CAN'T FLY RIGHT NOW.
I'VE HAD A REALLY HARD DAY.
YOU JUST GET READY FOR SLEEP.
HEY, DADDY-O.
EVERY CAT TALKS TO GOD IN HIS OWN WAY,
AND GOD UNDERSTANDS CHINESE.
SO CORRINA SAYS DON'T BE JEALOUS OF THE ANGELS.
BO, DADDY, BO.
WHAT DID CORRINA SAY?
WELL, CORRINA SAID YOU'RE JEALOUS OF THE ANGELS.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY GET TO SPEND ALL THAT TIME WITH MOMMY.
MOLLY, LISTEN TO ME, O.K.?
HEAVEN...
THE ANGELS AND ALL OF THAT...
IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE MAKE UP
SO THEY WON'T FEEL SAD ANYMORE.
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
WHAT COLOR EYES DID MOMMY HAVE?
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
NO, NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR BED.
WHAT'D SHE SMELL LIKE?
MOLLY, I SAID WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
LIAR. YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HER ANYMORE.
OF COURSE I DO.
NO, YOU DON'T.
SHE'S DISAPPEARING. SHE'S ALMOST ALL GONE.
[CLASS BELL RINGS]
NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO!
WHAT IS THE MATTER? THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME BACK.
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK.
I'LL BE BACK AT 3:00.
YOU PROMISE?
OH, YEAH, I PROMISE.
NOW, COME ON.
MAYBE THEY WON'T LIKE ME.
MAYBE THEY WON'T LIKE YOU?
ARE YOU KIDDING? HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR TODAY?
THAT'S THE MOST LIKABLE FACE IN AMERICA.
WE'RE GOING ABOUT THIS THE WRONG WAY.
YOU HAVE TO THINK TO YOURSELF,
"MY NAME IS MOLLY SINGER,
AND THERE'S NO ONE IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN ME."
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY TO YOURSELF. TRY IT.
"I AM MOLLY SINGER,
AND THERE'S NOBODY IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN ME."
YEAH.
NOW, WALK RIGHT IN THERE,
SAY THAT AS YOU'RE WALKING.
GO AHEAD.
I AM MOLLY SINGER... I AM MOLLY SINGER,
AND THERE'S NOBODY IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN ME.
I AM MOLLY SINGER,
AND THERE'S NOBODY IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN ME.
CHIN UP! UP!
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE TWO. UP!
GOOD FOR YOU.
PINKY. OH.
OH.
GOOD MORNING.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
OH, I'M SORRY, TOO.
WOULDN'T IT BE THE DAY I NEED MY WINDOWS WASHED?
ALL OF THEM.
ALL OF THEM?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALL OF THEM?
MISS WARNER, YOU WANT ALL THE WINDOWS DONE?
THIS IS THE DAY I EXPECT THEM TO BE DONE.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
CRAZY WOMAN. ALL THOSE WINDOWS.
SHE'S STANDING THERE, WATCHING ME.
HE HAD HIS LUNCH ALREADY.
I'M SORRY. GO ON. DON'T BE LATE.
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
PERCY!
DON'T MOVE...
AT ALL.
O.K.?
WHO'S HOGGING THE BLACK CRAYON?
YOU USED IT ALL UP.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
MY DAD HAS A BIG BEARD.
HUH. YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT.
DID SO.
SHE DREW HER MAID,
NOT HER MOMMY.
WHAT A DODO HEAD.
[LAUGHTER]
I'M MOLLY SINGER,
AND THERE'S NOBODY IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN ME.
NOBODY STUPIDER THAN YOU.
GIVE ME THAT CRAYON.
[BELL RINGS]
I THINK ED SULLIVAN SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT
BECAUSE HE KNOWS LOTS OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF PEOPLE
AND COULD HELP KEEP WORLD PEACE
BECAUSE HE'S VERY GOOD WITH RUSSIAN ACROBATS.
[DOOR OPENS]
CORRINA?
HONEY, I'M LATE. I'M SORRY.
THEY COULDN'T BALANCE THE CASH REGISTER.
BUT I'M NOT DONE.
I'LL HEAR THE REST LATER.
♪CORRINA, CORRINA ♪
♪WHERE YOU BEEN SO LONG? ♪
♪CORRINA, CORRINA ♪
♪WHERE YOU BEEN SO LONG? ♪
♪I AM SO LONELY... ♪
SORRY I'M LATE.
I'LL NEVER BE LATE AGAIN.
OOH, I WILL NEVER BE LATE AGAIN.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
AS I WAS COMING UP THE STREET,
A BAND OF ELEPHANTS STOPPED IN THE STREET,
AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO--
ARE YOU STUCK ON ME WITH ELMER'S GLUE?
I GUESS I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO CARRY YOU.
[GIGGLING]
I CAN'T GET YOU OFF. UH! UH! UH!
COME ON, KID.
♪CORRINA ♪
HI.
WHAT A DAY I'VE HAD.
WORKED MY TAIL OFF AND FOR WHAT?
I'M STARVING.
WHERE ARE MY CIGARETTES?
I JUST PUT A CARTON IN THERE THIS WEEK.
I DON'T SEE THEM.
I CAN'T EVEN OFFER YOU ONE OF MINE
SINCE YOU'VE SMOKED THEM, TOO.
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SMOKE MY CIGARETTES, TELL ME.
ALL RIGHT.
GREAT.
MOMMY!
MOLLY?
MOMMY!
MOLLY, WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
SHE DIDN'T TURN AROUND.
WHO?
MOMMY--SHE WAS ON THE HILL. I SAW HER,
AND SHE DIDN'T TURN AROUND.
SHE JUST KEPT WALKING.
MOLLY, IF I'D BEEN THERE--
YOU WERE THERE. YOU COULDN'T STOP HER.
WHY COULDN'T YOU? SHE WALKED THROUGH YOU.
IT'S YOUR FAULT. YOU NEVER TALKED ABOUT HER.
YOU MADE HER DISAPPEAR.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT SHE'S GONE.
I HATE YOU!
MOLLY.
MOLLY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
IT'S O.K.
BUT I'M JUST SO...
I'M JUST SO...
YOU'RE JUST SO MAD.
YOU'RE JUST SO MAD, AND YOU CAN BE MAD.
MOLLY, LISTEN. I'M MAD, TOO.
I'M MAD AT MOMMY FOR LEAVING US.
I WANT TO TALK TO MOMMY EVERY DAY, AND I CAN'T.
I WANT TO BRING MOMMY BACK TO YOU, AND I CAN'T.
I'M MAD BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOODBYE.
I'M MAD ABOUT THAT, TOO, MOLLY.
ME, TOO.
I'M MAD THAT SHE MADE YOU MAD.
SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID GOODBYE.
I'M REALLY MAD AT HER.
I'M JUST...SO...
MAD!
COME ON, THIS IS ALL RIGHT.
YOU CAN COME OVER HERE AND BE MAD.
COME ON. BE MAD.
HIT IT.
YEAH, HIT IT AGAIN.
YEAH! HIT HIM AGAIN, MOLLY.
HIT HIM, HIT HIM!
STUPID HEAD!
SOCK HIM AGAIN! IT'S NOT FAIR!
REALLY MAD AT YOU!
I'M...
MAD...TOO!
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]
ISN'T THAT PEACE, PIECE?
MM-HMM.
MY DAD ALWAYS LISTENS TO IT.
I LOVE IT.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU LISTEN TO BILL EVANS,
IT'S AS THOUGH YOU HELD UP
A REALLY BEAUTIFULLY CLEAR CRYSTAL
IN FRONT OF A WARM LIGHT.
THAT'S LOVELY. WHO WROTE THAT?
I DID.
YOU'RE SO...
INSIDE THE MUSIC.
THE WAY YOU PHRASE THINGS, YOU COULD WRITE POETRY.
I DO.
I DID.
YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO WRITE LINER NOTES
IN THE BACKS OF THE ALBUMS.
AND I WANT TO HAVE MY OWN COLUMN
IN HIGH HAT MAGAZINE.
"LISTENIN' UP" WITH CORRINA WASHINGTON.
HA HA HA.
NOT THAT IT WOULD, YOU KNOW,
TAKE AWAY MY JOY AND LOVE
AT SCRUBBING WAX BUILDUP FROM LINOLEUM FLOORS.
DID YOU EVER TRY?
WHAT, SCRUBBING WAX BUILDUP?
NO, NO, NO. LINER NOTES AND POETRY.
UH, BASICALLY, THEY JUST LET US PLAY THE MUSIC.
THEY DON'T LET US WRITE ABOUT IT.
OOH.
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
I WOULDN'T SAY IT'S REALLY BAD.
I WOULD.
YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS TO NAME 5 SONGS.
NAME ALL 5 CORRECTLY, AND YOU WIN $15,000.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I'VE WON SO FAR?
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
I'VE WON ABOUT A HALF A BILLION.
HALF A BILLION?
I'M GOOD AT THIS ONE.
WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD.
NAME THIS TUNE.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
TURKEY IN THE STRAW. TURKEY IN THE STRAW.
[BUZZER]
YOU KNOW THE NAME?
TURKEY IN THE STRAW.
I THINK I BEAT YOU BY A HAIR.
TIE. 1-1.
TIE?
GO AHEAD. SIDE WITH YOUR FATHER.
MOLLY'S THE JUDGE.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
SAILOR'S TURNPIKE.
SAILOR'S TURNPIKE?
2-2.
2-2? LISTEN.
SAILOR'S HORNPIPE.
AH!
SAILOR'S HORNPIPE.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY'S HEAD.
SHE SMACKED HIM FOR GIVING THE WRONG ANSWER AT HOME.
AHEM.
WHY YOU TIPPING IN HERE?
WHY YOU LURKING ON THE COUCH?
YOU AWFULLY LATE.
LITTLE GIRL HAD A NIGHTMARE.
THEY PAYING YOU OVERTIME?
JEVINA, IT WASN'T THAT KIND OF NIGHT.
SISTER CHILD, YOU NEED TO STOP KIDDING YOURSELF.
NOW YOU KNOW THESE WHITE FOLKS
GOING TO PRETEND YOU'RE PART OF THEIR FAMILY
SO THEY CAN WORK YOU
AND NOT PAY YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
CORRINA, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD
TO BE GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE.
GIVING WHAT AWAY FOR FREE, JEVINA?
MY LETTER COME TODAY?
NOPE,
NOT TODAY.
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.
THE FIRST FEW WEEKS
ARE ALWAYS HARD FOR EVERYONE.
COME ON.
OH, NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TALK TO ME?
IT'S JUST NOT THAT BAD.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO TO SCHOOL. I CAN'T!
O.K.
ALL RIGHT, DON'T CRY. DON'T CRY.
COME ON.
THANK YOU, CORRINA. SAY GOODBYE, SOPHIA.
GOODBYE.
[ARF]
PSST.
WOW.
WELL, IT'S JUST A LIGHT FEVER.
I'M SURE SHE'LL BE READY TO COME BACK TOMORROW.
IF YOU'D JUST LET MRS. RODGERS KNOW.
YES.
ALL RIGHT, THEN. THANK YOU.
BYE-BYE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU.
YOU GET ONE DAY, AND THAT'S IT.
GOT IT?
GOT IT.
ISN'T IT FUN TO MAKE THINGS SHINY?
I THINK THE THRILL FOR ME IS GONE.
AFTER LUNCH, CAN WE GO SWIMMING IN THE PARK?
THAT'S NOT A PARK. THAT'S THEIR BACKYARD,
AND NO, WE CAN'T,
BECAUSE WE HAVE WAY TOO MUCH WORK TO DO.
OH, COME ON. PLEASE?
NO.
PLEASE?
NO, WE SIMPLY CAN'T, MY DEAR.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T.
♪EVERY TIME ♪
♪IT RAINS, IT RAINS ♪
♪PENNIES FROM HEAVEN ♪
BRING OUT MORE.
♪DON'T YOU KNOW EACH CLOUD CONTAINS ♪
FEEL IT, GIRL.
♪PENNIES FROM HEAVEN ♪
OH, I FEEL ESTHER WILLIAMS COMING ON.
♪DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA ♪
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
♪DA-DA-DA DA-DA ♪
♪OH, EVERY TIME ♪
♪IT RAINS, IT RAINS ♪
♪PENNIES FROM HEAVEN ♪
♪DON'T YOU KNOW EACH CLOUD CONTAINS ♪
FEEL IT, GIRL.
♪PENNIES FROM HEAVEN ♪
VERY NICE.
♪YOU'LL FIND YOUR FORTUNE FALLIN' ♪
♪ALL OVER TOWN ♪
♪BE SURE ♪
♪THAT YOUR UMBRELLA ♪
♪IS UPSIDE DOWN... ♪
PUDDING. WOODING. TOODING.
THE PROBLEM IS PUDDING DOESN'T RHYME WITH ANYTHING.
IT'S LIKE KNOCKWURST.
PLEASE, JUST RHYME WITH JELL-O.
I'M NOT HELPING?
NO. JELL-O.
FELLOW.
FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD JELL-O.
ARMADILLO.
ARMAJELL-O.
HUNKS OF JELL-O THAT RUN ACROSS THE ROAD.
UHH. OHH.
JUST--OH, VERY ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
VERY ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
YES. AND LITTLE EYEBROWS RIGHT HERE.
WILL I HAVE CHI-CHIS LIKE YOURS SOMEDAY?
WHY DO YOU CALL THEM CHI-CHIS?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
MY DADDY CALLS THEM THAT.
HE CALLS THEM CHI-CHIS?
I'VE HEARD THEM CALLED A LOT OF THINGS--
HOOTERS, TA-TAS, BUT NEVER CHI-CHIS.
[MUFFLED TALKING]
ANYBODY HOME?
OH, OH, YOU'RE IN THERE.
MOLLY, I WAS THINKING IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT OUT,
WHY DON'T YOU AND I COOK DINNER FOR CORRINA TONIGHT?
[LOUIS ARMSTRONG SINGING] ♪OH, YOU GO TO MY HEAD ♪
♪AND YOU LINGER LIKE A HAUNTING REFRAIN ♪
♪AND I FIND YOU SPINNIN' AROUND ♪
♪IN MY BRAIN ♪
IT'S MY FAVORITE SONG.
♪LIKE A BUBBLE, YEAH... ♪
MINE, TOO.
YOU KNOW, BILLIE DOES A BETTER VERSION OF IT.
[DEEPLY] NO ONE'S BETTER THAN LOUIS.
NICE HAT.
NOW LISTEN TO THIS.
HE WRITES, "BASICALLY, LOUIS NEEDS NOBODY BUT LOUIS.
"HE COULD STAND ALL ALONE IN THE SAHARA
"SINGING SELECTED EXCERPTS
"FROM THE TUNIS TELEPHONE DIRECTORY,
"AND WE SUSPECT THAT HE COULD MAKE IT
FOR A WEEK WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER."
WHO WRITES THIS GARBAGE?
SOMEBODY NAMED BOB, OBVIOUSLY.
I DON'T WANT YOU FILLING UP ON POTATO CHIPS.
I KNOW YOU WANT THAT FUDGE SUNDAE LATER.
PLEASE FINISH YOUR MILK.
BUT I HATE MILK.
LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.
SOMEBODY ONCE WROTE THAT WRITING ABOUT JAZZ
IS LIKE DANCING ABOUT ARCHITECTURE.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I COULDN'T WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
THIS--WHO COULD WRITE LIKE THIS?
PUDDING.
PUDDING. PUDDING.
O.K.
♪MILK MAKES PUDDING ♪
♪PUDDING IS GOODING ♪
YOU SOUND LIKE A DOORBELL.
♪PUD-DING, PUD-DING ♪
OH, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BLOCK?
YEAH.
ALL MY LIFE.
SHE HAS A VERY KIND FACE.
SHE WAS...
KIND.
SHE HAD A REAL SWEETNESS ABOUT HER.
DIDN'T HAVE MUCH OF A SENSE OF HUMOR.
BUT SHE LOVED TO LAUGH.
WHAT ABOUT EDWARD B.?
OH.
EDWARD B.
HE WAS NOT KIND,
BUT HE DID HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.
SOMETIMES THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
YOU KNOW, I COULD REALLY USE A...
ME, TOO.
♪YOU SAY YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK ♪
♪COME OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK ♪
AT... BUM, MMM.
RIGHT. RIGHT.
SEE, AND I DON'T HAVE THE MIDDLE HERE.
I CAN'T GET IT.
THEN I HAVE TO END IT WITH PUDDING.
♪YOU SAY YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK ♪
♪COME OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK ♪
IT'S SMOOTH, IT'S...
FFFF-AST.
♪IT'S SMOOTH ♪
♪IT'S...COOL ♪
♪IT ♪
♪BREAKS THE RULES ♪
REALLY?
♪BA DUM ♪
♪PUDDING ♪
SEE? I'M STUCK ON THIS...
♪PUDDIN' ♪
SEE? IT'S THIS PUDDING.
THIS--THIS PUDDING, LIKE THE DOORBELL.
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S A DOORBELL.
YOU--YOU DID IT.
YOU JUST FIXED YOUR PROBLEM.
YOU TOOK THE "G" OFF THE END OF PUDDING.
WHO SAYS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE INSTANT PUDDIN'?
OH!
♪WHO SAYS YOU SHOULDN'T ♪
♪HAVE INSTANT PUDDIN'? ♪
♪BA-DUM BUM BA-DUM BUM ♪
GOOD.
CORRINA.
♪BY THE LIGHT ♪
♪BY THE LIGHT, BY THE LIGHT ♪
♪OF THE SILVERY MOON ♪
♪OF THE MOON, OF THE MOON ♪
♪I WANT TO SPOON ♪
GOOD BOYS.
♪TO MY HONEY I'LL CROON ♪
♪LOVE'S TUNE ♪
SING, MOLLY.
♪HONEYMOON ♪
♪KEEP A-SHINING IN JUNE ♪
♪YOUR SILVERY BEAMS WILL BRING LOVE'S DREAMS ♪
♪WE'LL BE CUDDLING SOON ♪
♪BY THE SILVERY MOON ♪
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
NOW MAKE A WISH. MAKE A WISH.
BIG WISH.
OH, YAY!
GOT ALL OF THEM.
HEY, LOOK-IT, MOLLY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
WHAT IS THAT?
HULA-HOOPS.
HULA-HOOP?
[MANNY] THERE YOU GO.
OH, YOU GOT TO GET SOME OOMPH INTO IT.
[CORRINA] I'M A HOOPER FROM WAY BACK.
YES. YES. AH, NO, NO.
WAIT. I HAVE TO SHOW HER,
'CAUSE IT DON'T MEAN A THING
IF YOU AIN'T GOT THAT SWING.
♪MMM, IT DON'T MEAN A THING ♪
♪IF YOU AIN'T GOT THAT SWING ♪
OH, HEY! HA HA!
♪IT DON'T MEAN A THING ♪
♪ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS SING ♪
♪IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE IF IT'S SWEET OR HOT ♪
♪JUST KEEP THAT RHYTHM, GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU GOT ♪
♪IT DON'T MEAN A THING ♪
♪IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT SWING ♪
COME, COME.
COME, MOLLINCHKA.
YOU'RE THE BIRTHDAY GIRL.
YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO.
CAN CORRINA COME, TOO?
OH, NO, NO. CORRINA'S WORKED A LONG DAY.
I'M SURE SHE WANTS TO GO HOME.
MOLLINCHKA, PICK YOUR FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THIS VERY MUCH.
PSST, PSST, PSST.
AH.
SHE SHOULD HAVE CLEANED THIS UP
BEFORE WE GOT HERE.
THAT'S A NOVEL IDEA.
OH, MY.
WELL, LET'S GET STARTED.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
♪UH OH OH OHH ♪
♪OH OH UH OHH ♪
♪WELL, SHE'S SO FINE, FINE, FINE ♪
♪SHE'S SO FINE, F-F-FINE ♪
♪SHE'S SO FI-YI-YI-YI-YINE ♪
♪SHE'S SO FINE, FINE, FINE ♪
♪SHE'S A-REALLY SWEET ♪
♪THE FINEST GIRL YOU EVER WANT TO MEET ♪
♪UH OH OH OHH ♪
♪OH OH UH OHH ♪
♪PR-R-R-R-RETTY ♪
♪THE FINEST GIRL YOU EVER WANT TO MEET ♪
♪PR-R-R-R-RETTY ♪
♪THE FINEST GIRL YOU EVER WANT TO MEET ♪
WE DESERVE A BREAK.
MOLLY, I HOPE THAT LADY HAS MORE PARTIES.
THESE ARE SOME LEFTOVERS.
YUCK! A CREAM ONE.
I HATE CREAM ONES.
GIVE IT HERE, PERCY. I DON'T MIND CREAM ONES.
YUCK. COCONUT. I HATE COCONUT.
GIVE IT HERE, PERCY. I DON'T MIND COCONUT.
YOU DON'T MIND NOTHIN', GIRL.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
LOOK!
BUCKWHEAT--AND HE'S WEARIN' DIAMONDS.
.OH, YES, INDEED. HE'S RICH, TOO,
.AND MAKES HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
MOLLY, I KNOW YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU CAN'T HEAR ME,
BUT YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW, AND THAT'S THAT.
♪YOU SAY YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK ♪
♪COME OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK ♪
♪IT'S SMOOTH, IT'S COOL, IT BREAKS THE RULES ♪
♪CHOCOLATE, CHERRY, SWEET STRAWBERRY ♪
♪WHO SAYS YOU COULDN'T ♪
♪HAVE INSTANT PUDDIN' ♪
♪FROM J-E-L-L-O? ♪
MOLLY?
IT'S O.K.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO STOP OFF AND GET SOMETHING FOR YOU.
UM...I HAD A GOOD DAY AT WORK,
A REAL GOOD DAY,
AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR IT.
SO...
I'M SURE YOU COULD WRITE BETTER LINER NOTES.
I WAS THINKING, WHY DON'T I TAKE US ALL OUT FOR DINNER,
CELEBRATE?
HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY, MOL?
HARD WORK.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I WON THE SPELLING BEE.
YOU DID?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL GO ON OUT?
DID YOU HEAR THAT? MOLLY WON THE SPELLING BEE.
I HEARD THAT.
WHAT WAS THE WORD?
VACUUM.
WHY DON'T WE VACUUM OURSELVES INTO THE CAR
AND GET SOME DINNER,
BECAUSE I'M STARVING.
VACUUM. THAT'S A HARD WORD.
HOW DO YOU SPELL IT?
H-O-O...
V-E-R.
HOOVER.
SHE'S SO CUTE.
FOR MOLLY SINGER. ♪YA DA DA DA ♪
OOH!
A MAJOR ROMANCE IS HEADED YOUR WAY, YOUNG LADY.
NO. THAT ONE'S YOURS, DADDY.
OOH.
AN ANGEL JUST FLEW OVER.
WHERE?
YOU CAN'T SEE HIM,
BUT WHENEVER PEOPLE GET REALLY QUIET
AT THE SAME TIME AT A TABLE,
AN ANGEL'S FLYING OVER.
WHICH REMINDS ME.
I THINK I'M GOING TO GO PAY MY WATER BILL. EXCUSE ME.
HEY, MA'AM, MY WIFE SPILLED TEA ALL OVER THE TABLE.
HEY!
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU DON'T GRAB SOMEBODY LIKE THAT.
DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A WAITRESS?
I DON'T CARE WHOSE WAITRESS SHE IS!
SAW HIM COME IN WITH HIS KID.
LOOK AT THAT. ANOTHER NIGGER LOVER.
SIT DOWN AND CLEAN IT YOURSELF. CHECK, PLEASE.
HERE NOW IS ONE OF THE MOST OUTSTANDING VOCAL GROUPS
IN THE COUNTRY TODAY...
HI.
GIRL, WHEN YOU GOING TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE?
DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
LONELY MAN. LOST HIS WIFE.
LEFT WITH THAT POOR LITTLE GIRL.
NOW, HONEY, I SEEN THIS COMING A MILE AWAY.
I DON'T NEED A MOTHER.
WHAT YOU NEED
IS THAT NICE TALL DRINK OF WATER
ACROSS THE STREET, BABY.
WHAT'S WRONG, PROFESSOR WASHINGTON?
YOUR OWN KIND AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
AND I THOUGHT WE SAID
YOU WEREN'T GOING TO BUY NO MORE ALBUMS FOR A WHILE.
I DIDN'T.
OH! HE BUYING YOU PRESENTS NOW?
YOU KNOW, CORRINA,
YOU MAY HAVE YOUR FANCY EDUCATION,
AND YOU GOT THESE FANCY DRESSES THAT YOU SEW AND EVERYTHING--
THAT BOTHERS YOU, DOESN'T IT?
DON'T DO THIS.
THAT STILL DON'T MAKE YOU SMART.
WHAT YOU COME HOME TO, BABY?
ALONE, EVERY NIGHT.
WHEN DID THIS COME?
[SIGHS]
DOESN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE THE OTHER ONES.
IT'S SKINNY. LOOK.
READ IT SLOW.
SLOW.
"DEAR MISS WASHINGTON,
"HIGH HAT MAGAZINE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU
"FOR YOUR ARTICLE.
UNFORTUNATELY..."
"WE ARE NOT INTERESTED
IN PUBLISHING ARTICLES BY UNKNOWN COLORED WOMEN."
NO MATTER HOW TALENTED THEY ARE.
SINCERELY...
BEST REGARDS...
YOURS TRULY.
WHITEY.
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE... ♪
DO YOU TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE?
I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU TASTE LIKE VANILLA?
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪WHEE ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪WON'T YOU LET IT ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪ ♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH, EVERYBODY ♪
♪NOW GO ♪ ♪LET IT SHINE ♪
I'M A NIGGER LOVER.
MOLLY! WHAT A MEAN THING TO SAY.
YOU'RE NOT MY BEST FRIEND ANYMORE.
WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW.
WHAT'S SO MEAN ABOUT IT?
I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST IS.
IT MEANS YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME, YOU HONKY.
BUT YOU JUST CALLED ME A DONKEY.
NOT DONKEY, HONKY,
YOU WHITE GRINGO WOMP
HYMIE MACARONI FACE!
SHUT UP. SHE IS NOT.
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
♪OH ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH, JESUS ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
GOD DOES NOT LIKE UGLY.
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW,
AND THAT'S IT.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO WHERE? HUH?
BACK TO JENNY'S.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT LATER.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE WINNER
OF THE NEW MR. BROMIDE ACCOUNT!
YAY! IT ABSORBS 27 TIMES ITS WEIGHT
IN EXCESS ACID!
IT'S STILL UNOFFICIAL,
BUT...
I'D LIKE TO THANK THE PEOPLE WHO GOT ME THERE.
MADEMOISELLE.
OOH!
MADAME.
THANK YOU.
YAY! YAY!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
MUST BE THE PRESS.
♪YOU SAY YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK ♪
♪COME OVER HERE AND TAKE A LOOK ♪
♪IT'S SMOOTH, IT'S COOL, IT BREAKS THE RULES ♪
TA-DA!
♪CONGRATULATIONS ♪
♪MANNY SINGER ♪
MANNY! OH!
YOUR MOTHER JUST CALLED ME
WITH THE FABULOUS NEWS.
AND I THOUGHT WE COULD TOAST MR. BROMIDE
WITH A LITTLE BUBBLY.
HUH? HA HA HA! HI, MOLLY.
AREN'T YOU PROUD OF YOUR DADDY?
OH, I GOT YOUR NOSE!
OH, THIS MUST BE YOUR GIRL.
UH. YEAH, CORRINA WASHINGTON,
THIS IS JENNY DAVIS.
HOW VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
I HEAR YOU'RE A REAL WONDER WITH CHILDREN.
CATRINA, COULD YOU GET US AN ICE BUCKET AND TWO GLASSES?
YEAH, UH...
I'LL DO THAT.
OH!
O.K.
GOSH, AREN'T THOSE LOVELY FLOWERS?
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY CIGARETTES?
I JUST GOT YOU A CARTON.
I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU'RE TEARING THROUGH THEM.
YOU KNOW,
THE THREE OF YOU COULD GO FOR A DRIVE
AND MAYBE PICK SOME UP.
OR...THIS IS WHAT IS CALLED
A GOOD TIME TO QUIT.
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
[WHISPERING] GOOD NIGHT.
[DING]
SOMETHING SURE SMELLS GOOD.
I'LL TURN OFF THE OVEN.
WELL, I'VE NEVER...
EXPERIENCED ANOTHER MAN
EXCEPT DOUGLAS, AND--
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
EXCUSE ME.
YEAH.
[RING]
HELLO.
HELLO?
HMM.
OPERATOR?
WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE ON OUR LINE.
CAN YOU DIAL THE NUMBER AGAIN?
NO ONE THERE.
BUT I-- [RING]
DON'T ANSWER IT.
[RING]
HELLO?
HI, DADDY.
MOLLY?
YOU RECOGNIZE MY VOICE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
WELL, I-- I CAN'T SLEEP.
GOOD NIGHT, MOLLY.
MAYBE OUR VOICES ARE KEEPING HER UP.
YOU O.K.?
BOY, I TELL YOU,
LOUIS COULD STAND ALONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA
SINGING SELECTED EXCERPTS
FROM THE TUNIS TELEPHONE DIRECTORY.
NO, LOUIS IS COOL. HE'S COOL.
BUT BILLIE HOLIDAY'S VERSION--
IT'S JUST A BIT TASTIER.
JENNY...
MANNY.
THIS IS ALL VERY NEW...FOR ME.
THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING.
I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M READY TO...
GET...
OH, MANNY, I KNOW. I KNOW.
I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO LET YOURSELF LOVE AGAIN.
BUT...
[DOOR OPENS]
WOULD YOU LIKE A CIGARETTE?
NO. I DON'T SMOKE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD START.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.
THAT'S A PRETTY FROCK, MOLLY,
BUT IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR DRESS-UP.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
EXCUSE ME.
[RING]
HELLO?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
MY DAD'S IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH JENNY.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. GO TO SLEEP.
I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP
IF I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. PLEASE?
ALL RIGHT. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT...
IF YOU PROMISE TO GO RIGHT TO SLEEP.
O.K. I PROMISE.
I LOVE YOU.
[MUMBLING] I LOVE YOU, TOO, MOLLY, O.K.?
I'LL SING YOU TO SLEEP FIRST, THOUGH.
MOLLY, PLEASE--
♪HUSH, LITTLE LADY, DON'T SAY A WORD ♪
♪MOLLY'S GOING TO BUY YOU A MOCKINGBIRD ♪
♪IF THAT MOCKINGBIRD DON'T SING ♪
♪MOLLY'S GOING TO BUY YOU A DIAMOND RING ♪
♪IF THAT DIAMOND RING DON'T SHINE... ♪
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE BEEN SERIOUS ABOUT IT,
BUT I STILL PLAY A LITTLE PIANO.
I USED TO SING MYSELF.
NO KIDDING?
HI.
BUS DRIVER WAS 20 MINUTES LATE.
I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
CORRINA. CORRINA, WE NEED TO TAL--
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, I EMPLOY YOU.
OH, YES, YOU DID.
I MEANT TO TELL YOU I'M GIVING YOU MY NOTICE.
WHAT?
A WEEK IN ADVANCE, WHICH IS FAIR.
LISTEN, ABOUT LAST NIGHT--
THIS IS WHAT IS CALLED... ONE WEEK'S NOTICE,
MR. SINGER.
LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE.
JENNY'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
I WASN'T EXPECTING HER TO COME OVER.
AND WHAT I REALLY WANTED...
WAS YOU TO STAY.
I--I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
WELL, THANK YOU.
BUT LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS MY JOB.
I WORK FOR YOU. 9:00-5:00.
TIME AND A HALF FOR OVERTIME.
NO MORE. NO LESS.
ABSOLUTELY.
FINE.
O.K.
I'M REALLY RUNNING LATE.
I'LL BE HOME, UM, AROUND 5:00.
WILL YOU JUST WAIT A MINUTE?
TURN AROUND. YOU HAVE THE THING THAT'S ALL MESSED UP.
I TELL YOU, MANFRED,
I THINK SHE'S SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME
WITH THIS MRS. WASHINGTON.
GO. TELL ME I'M WRONG.
GIVE A LOOK AT YOUR BABY.
♪DA DA ♪
♪LA LA LA ♪
♪MMM MMM MMM ♪
AM I BLIND, OR IS SHE BECOMING A SH--
MA, ENOUGH.
KIDS ARE IMPRESSIONABLE, THAT'S ALL.
CORRINA'S THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO HER.
O.K.?
TRY THE LIGHT.
GRANDMA, YOU'VE GOT WATER SPOTS ON YOUR GLASSES.
MAYBE YOU'RE USING THE WRONG SOAP.
HA HA HA HA HA!
SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME SUCH AN EXPERT ON CLEANING?
AH. WHICH REMINDS ME.
DID YOU SEE HOW THE CRYSTAL SPARKLED
AT JENNY'S HOUSE?
MA, PLEASE. DON'T START.
PLEASE?
LISTEN, MANNY,
IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD FOR YOUR FATHER TO SEE YOU
WITH A LOVELY NEW WIFE WHILE HE'S STILL HERE.
MA, NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU'LL BOTH BE AROUND TO DANCE AT MOLLY'S WEDDING.
OY, MOLLY'S WEDDING.
HA HA HA! OH, NO!
LOOK. HA HA.
HEY, POP.
POP.
SHOW ME AN "A."
AND A C-SHARP.
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, HARRY.
BEFORE YOU SKEDADDLE, MAESTRO,
COULD YOU SPARE A MOMENT
TO FIX THE LIGHT IN THE FRIGIDAIRE?
MA, THE LIGHT WORKS FINE.
SO, ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT OR WHAT?
GRANDPA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
MAKE DADDY MARRY CORRINA, O.K.?
I TOLD YOU,
SHE'S THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR MOLLY.
LOOK AT HER. SHE'S GLOWING.
MANNY, I WASN'T BORN TODAY.
IT'S JUST A TREMENDOUS RELIEF TO--
YOU WERE KISSING MRS. WASHINGTON
ON YOUR STEPS.
WHAT?
I GOT A CALL FROM YOUR NEIGHBOR MRS. MURPHY.
THIS IS SICK.
THIS IS REALLY SICK.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT MRS. MURPHY.
SHE'S A SMALL, UNHAPPY WOMAN WITH BIG FEET.
BUT THAT'S THE WORLD.
IT MAY NOT BE A PERFECT WORLD,
BUT IT'S THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.
LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU, MANFRED.
A FISH AND A BIRD CAN FALL IN LOVE,
BUT WHERE WILL THEY BUILD THEIR NEST?
IT'S FLYING!
THERE IT IS.
IT'S FLYING!
♪CORRINA, CORRINA ♪
♪WHERE YOU BEEN SO LONG? ♪
♪CORRINA, CORRINA ♪
♪WHERE YOU BEEN SO LONG? ♪
♪AIN'T HAD ME NO LAUGHTER ♪
♪SINCE YOU BEEN GONE ♪
♪I GOT A BIRD THAT WHISTLES ♪
WHOA, WHOA! ♪AND A ROBIN THAT SINGS ♪
♪GOT A BIRD THAT WHISTLES... ♪
I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET IT!
IN THE SANDBOX.
♪AIN'T GOT CORRINA ♪
♪DON'T MEAN A THING ♪
WHAT THE--
MOLLY...
THIS ISN'T A JOKE.
YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, YOUNG LADY.
CIGARETTES COST MONEY. THEY'RE NOT YOUR TOYS.
NOW WHY DID YOU DO A THING LIKE THAT?
CORRINA'S HUSBAND WENT OUT FOR A PACK OF CIGARETTES
AND DIED.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
THEY ALL DIE.
THAT'S WHAT THE TV SAYS.
EVEN THE SURGERY GENERAL SAYS IT.
OHH...
MOLLY...
YOU HAVE MY PROMISE
THAT I WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER LEAVE YOU...
EVER.
PROMISE?
BECAUSE MOMMY SAYS IT'S BAD TO BE A BREAKER OF PROMISES.
YEAH, SHE DID SAY THAT.
YOU SEE? WE REMEMBER.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF MOMMY WERE HERE RIGHT NOW,
SHE'D BE SMILING.
SHE HAD THE BLUEST, BLUEST EYES,
JUST LIKE YOURS.
BLUE LIKE MINE?
MM-HMM. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
[SNIFFS]
YEP. SHE SMELLED JUST LIKE YOU DO.
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
THINK IT WAS A PLANE.
WHO WANTS TO TAKE A TRIP TO KALAMAZOO?
MAKE SURE YOU GET TICKETS FOR THREE, NOT TWO!
COME HERE! LET'S GO FLY.
WHOO! WHOO!
[ICE CREAM TRUCK APPROACHES]
UH-OH.
HERE YOU GO.
I'LL HAVE THIS ONE.
O.K.
I WANT CHOCOLATE!
APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE.
THEY HAD TO SPECIAL ORDER THE FABRIC FROM FRANCE.
YOUR WIFE HAD TASTE.
YES, SHE DID.
WASN'T GREAT WITH DIMENSIONS, THOUGH.
WELL, NOBODY'S PERFECT.
ONE OF THE LAST THINGS MY WIFE SAID TO ME...
WAS DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP SOME ALMONDS
ON THE WAY HOME.
SHE SAID SHE HAD A COUPON FOR ROASTED.
BUT I WAS IN A HURRY,
AND I DIDN'T WAIT TILL SHE FOUND IT.
I DON'T THINK SHE WAS ANGRY, MANNY.
I THINK SHE UNDERSTOOD.
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE LAST THING I SAID TO MY HUSBAND?
WHAT?
SLOW DOWN.
HMM?
SLOW...DOWN.
YOU HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING SMILE.
THANK YOU.
WANNA DANCE?
WHAT?
YOU WANT TO DANCE?
SURE.
BEEN A WHILE FOR ME.
[LOUIS ARMSTRONG] ♪YOU GO TO MY HEAD ♪
♪AND YOU LINGER LIKE A HAUNTING REFRAIN ♪
♪AND I FIND ♪
♪YOU SPINNIN' ROUND IN MY BRAIN ♪
♪LIKE A BUBBLE ♪
♪IN A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE ♪
♪OH ♪
♪THE THRILL OF THE THOUGHT ♪
♪THAT YOU MIGHT GIVE A THOUGHT ♪
♪TO MY PLEA CASTS A SPELL ♪
♪OVER ME ♪
♪STILL I SAID TO MYSELF ♪
♪GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF ♪
♪CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT NEVER CAN BE? ♪
MANNY.
LOOK AT THE WINDOW.
WHAT?
TAKE A LOOK AT THE WINDOW.
♪YOU GO TO MY HEAD... ♪
I HAVE TO GO.
♪YOU GO ♪
♪TO MY ♪
♪HEAD ♪
AHEM.
I BEG YOUR PARDON, MADAM,
BUT I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.
NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES.
HERE YOU ARE.
I MADE THIS SPECIAL FOR YOU
IN HONOR OF YOU GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
SO THAT YOU HAVE A PLACE
TO PUT ALL YOUR PAPERS, POEMS, DRAWINGS,
AND YOU CAN SHOW THEM TO YOUR DAD.
HERE.
I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE AT YOUR SCHOOL
HAS ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
DID YOU NOTICE THAT WAS LOIS
ON THE COVER THERE?
I JUST WANTED TO POINT THAT OUT TO YOU.
YES, GREGORY, WHAT IS IT?
I WAS JUST WONDERING WHEN MOLLY SINGER
WOULD BE COMING BACK TO CLASS.
SHE'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS SHE'S ALL BETTER.
THAT MEANS THAT SHE'LL BE HERE LATER TODAY?
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT, GREGORY?
SHE'S BEEN VERY SICK.
[RING]
HELLO. MANNY SINGER.
HELLO, MRS. RODGERS. HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT?
[KNOCKING]
CORRINA.
WHERE'S MOLLY?
SHE'S IN THE ROOM.
HOW DARE YOU KEEP HER OUT OF SCHOOL
AND NOT TELL ME.
THERE'S AN EXPLANATION.
THERE IS NO EXPLANATION.
MOLLY. MOLLY.
SHE JUST WASN'T READY.
CORRINA, I TRUSTED YOU.
SHE WAS NOT READY TO GO BACK.
SHE WAS NOT READY.
CORRINA, YOU'RE NOT HER MOTHER.
THAT'S NOT YOUR DECISION.
HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME, CORRINA.
JUST STAY AWAY.
YOU'RE FIRED, CORRINA.
CORRINA!
[CRYING]
CORRINA!
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?
HMM?
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?
[PUFF]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MOLLY.
MOLLY, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO ME.
GO ON. WHAT HAPPENED?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
JESUS!
[RING]
HELLO.
MOM, THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW.
LET ME CALL YOU BACK LATER.
WHAT?
OH, NO.
HOWARD, HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS PIECE OF CAKE
OVER TO GRANDMA?
PARDON ME, BUT COULD YOU SLOW DOWN?
MRS. SINGER JUST HIRED ME.
ALL THE ASHTRAYS EMPTIED, PLEASE,
AND ANOTHER POT OF HOT COFFEE.
GOT IT.
HI.
HOW ARE YOU? WHERE'S THE COFFEE?
COME ON, LOIS.
YOU GOT TO EAT.
OH, MANNY.
YOU KNOW, I CAN STAY,
MAKE A LITTLE DINNER.
HOWARD!
UNTIE HIM RIGHT NOW.
I'LL CLEAN UP A LITTLE.
I CAN PUT MOLLY TO BED.
YOU NEED ME RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S O.K. I APPRECIATE IT.
ALL RIGHT. WELL...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?
I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU
AND GET IT RESTORED.
I BET I CAN GET RID OF ALL THESE CRACKS.
I LIKE THE CRACKS.
NO, YOU DON'T.
YEAH, I DO. I LIKE THEM A LOT.
YOU ARE WHAT IS CALLED...
UPSET.
UH...
WELL, PERHAPS YOU NEED A LITTLE TIME.
O.K.?
WE'LL, UM...
WE'LL TALK LATER.
[LAUGHING]
ALL RIGHT, BOYS. COME ON. LET'S GO NOW.
COME ON. RIGHT NOW.
JENNY.
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
UH-OH. HE'S BACK.
COME IN THE HOUSE, PERCY.
QUICK!
HI.
I SHOULD HAVE CALLED.
MY FATHER DIED...
AND...IT GETS YOU TO THINKING
ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE...
THE THINGS THAT YOU'VE DONE,
WISH YOU HADN'T DONE.
CORRINA, YOUR SUPPER'S GETTING COLD.
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
I LIKED HIM A LOT.
CORRINA.
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T WANT THE LAST WORDS I SAID TO YOU
TO BE--
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW...
I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS.
UM...
CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE...
JUST THIS ONCE?
MANNY.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
WHAT'S-HIS-NAME.
OH, A NEW FRIEND.
YEAH. YEAH.
I MADE THIS FOR MOLLY.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE IT TO HER YOURSELF?
I MIGHT.
GOOD.
I JUST WANT TO CLEAR UP ONE THING.
O.K.
REALLY CLEAR.
O.K.
SO THERE'S NO MISTAKE.
I QUIT.
O.K.
O.K.?
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW
THAT I HIRED SOMEBODY ELSE.
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE HIM.
DID YOU CHECK THEIR REFERENCES?
YEAH.
GOOD, BECAUSE YOU'RE NO PICNIC.
I KNOW.
O.K.
MANNY. MANNY.
I LIVE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
COME INSIDE.
COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON.
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER TOLD ME
IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
THIS IS MANNY.
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
MANNY SINGER.
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
PERCY, GET YOUR JAW OFF THE TABLE.
PULL UP AN EXTRA SEAT.
IS THIS MR. PUDDIN' FACE?
YES, THIS IS THE FACE HIMSELF.
SIT THERE.
GO AHEAD. SIT THERE.
THANK YOU.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
PERCY.
THANK YOU, PERCY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN EAT ALL MY VEGETABLES
IF YOU WANT.
♪SHINE, SHINE, SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
♪I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
♪ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
♪I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
GRANDMA, THAT'S YOUR PART.
MOLLINCHKA, ENOUGH.
I'LL SING IT WITH YOU.
♪ALL DOWN THE ROAD ♪
TAKE IT, GRANDMA.
♪ALL DOWN THE ROAD ♪
♪I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
♪ALL DOWN THE ROAD ♪
♪I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
♪ALL DOWN THE ROAD ♪
♪I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE, SHINE, SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪HEY ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪WON'T YOU LET IT? ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH ♪
♪THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH ♪
♪ALL DOWN THE ROAD ♪
♪LET IT ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪ALL DOWN THE ROAD ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪ALL DOWN THE ROAD ♪
♪WON'T YOU LET IT? ♪
♪I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪SHINE, SHINE ♪
♪LET IT SHINE ♪
♪OH, OH-HO ♪
♪SUN FOLLOWS RAIN ♪
♪STRENGTH FOLLOWS PAIN ♪
♪OH, WHOA ♪
♪WE WILL FIND A WAY ♪
♪THERE IS A PLAN ♪
♪THAT FOLLOWS UNDERSTANDING ♪
♪OH, WHOA ♪
♪WE WILL FIND A WAY ♪
♪AND IN THE LONG RUN ♪
♪ALL THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON ♪
♪THOUGH IT'S HARD SOMETIMES BELIEVIN' ♪
♪WHAT THAT MEANS ♪
♪DOWN THE LONG ROAD ♪
♪WE WILL SAIL ABOVE THESE WATERS ♪
♪THERE ARE MORE THAN SEVEN WONDERS ♪
♪TO BE SEEN ♪
♪WHOA ♪
♪HERE IN YOUR SMILE ♪
♪MY HEART CAN REST A WHILE ♪
♪AND I KNOW ♪
♪WE WILL FIND A WAY ♪
♪OH, HO ♪
♪FAITH IS THE KEY ♪
♪THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE TO ME ♪
♪OH, WHOA ♪
♪WE WILL FIND A WAY ♪
♪AND IN THE LONG RUN ♪
♪ALL THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON ♪
♪THOUGH IT'S HARD SOMETIMES BELIEVIN' ♪
♪WHAT THAT MEANS ♪
♪DOWN THE LONG ROAD ♪
♪WE WILL SAIL ABOVE THESE WATERS ♪
♪THERE ARE MORE THAN SEVEN WONDERS ♪
♪TO BE SEEN ♪
♪OH, YEAH ♪
♪OH, OH ♪
♪OH, WHOA ♪
♪OHH ♪
♪HMM ♪
♪SUN FOLLOWS RAIN ♪
♪TIME HEALS THE PAIN ♪
♪OH, IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT ♪
♪DOWN THE LONG ROAD ♪
♪ALL THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON ♪
♪THOUGH IT'S HARD SOMETIMES BELIEVIN' ♪
♪WHAT THAT MEANS ♪
♪MM-MMM ♪
♪FAITH IS THE KEY ♪
♪THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE TO ME ♪
♪OH, OH ♪
♪WE WILL FIND ♪
♪OH, OH ♪
♪WE WILL FIND ♪
♪OH ♪
♪WE WILL FIND A WAY ♪
♪WHEN THE DARKNESS GOES ON FOREVER ♪
♪GOES ON FOREVER ♪
♪WE WILL LIGHT A CANDLE TOGETHER ♪
♪WE WILL SAIL ABOVE THESE WATERS ♪
♪THERE ARE MORE THAN SEVEN WONDERS ♪
♪TO SEE ♪
♪ALL THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON ♪
♪THEY HAPPEN FOR A REASON ♪
♪THERE'S SO MUCH FOR US TO BELIEVE IN ♪
♪AND AS LONG AS I'M STILL BREATHIN' ♪
♪OH, OH ♪
♪WE WILL FIND ♪
♪A WAY ♪
♪WHEN THE DARKNESS GOES ON FOREVER ♪
♪WE WILL LIGHT A CANDLE TOGETHER ♪
♪WE WILL SAIL ABOVE THESE WATERS ♪
♪THERE ARE MORE THAN SEVEN WONDERS ♪
♪TO SEE ♪
♪ALL THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON ♪
♪THEY HAPPEN FOR A REASON ♪
♪THERE'S SO MUCH FOR US TO BELIEVE IN ♪
♪AND AS LONG AS I'M STILL BREATHIN' ♪
♪OH, OH ♪
♪WE WILL FIND ♪
♪OH, OH ♪
♪WE WILL FIND ♪
♪A WAY ♪
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