1 00:00:05,708 --> 00:00:10,832 Fourteen, 315, 316, 317... 2 00:00:10,833 --> 00:00:12,749 Cyd, it's 6:00 a.m. 3 00:00:12,750 --> 00:00:14,874 What are you doing up so early on a Saturday? 4 00:00:14,875 --> 00:00:16,749 The local news is having a contest. 5 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,624 The person who guesses how many beans fit in this jar wins a prize. 6 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:22,999 But I don't need to guess because I have some beans and a jar 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,874 and I know how to count. 8 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:28,249 I'm coming for you, Action News at Five. 9 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:30,290 Also at seven. 10 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:31,499 What do you win? 11 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:32,957 I don't know. It's a mystery. 12 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:34,749 I hope it's not snow tires. Why? 13 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:37,249 'Cause that would be a terrible prize. 14 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:38,624 What are you doing up? 15 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:41,207 I've got a huge day of craft swapping lined up. 16 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,707 I'm gonna trade this bracelet I made with a girl in South Portland 17 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:44,957 for one of her hand-beaded chokers. 18 00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:46,374 I didn't know you wanted a choker. 19 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:47,999 I don't. 20 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,124 I'm gonna take that choker over to East Po's hottest candle maker. 21 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,415 But you hate stinky candles. 22 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:52,999 Can't stand 'em. 23 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,249 Which is why I'm gonna take those candles over to the west side 24 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,874 and swap 'em out for a handmade headband. 25 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,374 You're not really a headband girl. 26 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:00,166 I'd rather wear a candle. 27 00:01:01,458 --> 00:01:03,457 That headband's going downtown to a guy 28 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:07,124 who bends license plates into phone covers and likes wearing headbands. 29 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:10,874 It's a weird demographic, but that's the Portland craft scene. 30 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:14,707 No offense, Shelbs, but that sounds like a total waste of a Saturday. 31 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:18,000 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a local news station to outsmart. 32 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,708 317, 318, 319, 320... 33 00:01:24,708 --> 00:01:27,582 ♪ I know it sounds crazy ♪ 34 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,374 ♪ But time doesn't faze me ♪ 35 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:34,082 ♪ Ever since it lost its hold on me ♪ 36 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:35,957 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 37 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:38,707 ♪ Hung out till midnight ♪ 38 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:41,332 ♪ Missed the curfew, that's all right ♪ 39 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:44,625 ♪ I'm back to bed and right on time, you'll see ♪ 40 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:47,749 ♪ Whenever ♪ 41 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:49,249 ♪ You need me ♪ 42 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,624 ♪ I'm right there with you ♪ 43 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,249 ♪ Whenever ♪ 44 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:54,832 ♪ There's something ♪ 45 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:57,749 ♪ You wanna redo ♪ 46 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,457 ♪ The clock is ticking but not for me ♪ 47 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,999 ♪ I'm living in a different reality ♪ 48 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,374 ♪ Whenever ♪ 49 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:05,832 ♪ Whatever ♪ 50 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,415 ♪ Wherever ♪ 51 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:10,290 ♪ I'm right there with you ♪ 52 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:12,582 ♪ I'm right there with you ♪ 53 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:13,875 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 54 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:23,749 What's with all the tiny furniture? 55 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,999 I'm throwing my grandmother a birthday party this afternoon 56 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,332 and this is her present. 57 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,332 She's been saying she wants a living room set 58 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:31,083 but she never specified what size. 59 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,999 Four thousand five hundred and sixty one! 60 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,582 Man, this jar held so many beans 61 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:40,374 I thought I was gonna run out of numbers. 62 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:41,707 My mom ran out of numbers. 63 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:43,750 Every birthday she turns 35. 64 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,999 And... Sent 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,832 This is so cool. 66 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:51,707 I can't believe about to win a prize from the local news. 67 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:53,415 It will be my greatest moment. 68 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:54,582 And this is coming from a girl 69 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,583 who once farted on a water slide. 70 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:04,290 Guys, I have just solved the biggest problem facing our generation. 71 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:05,582 Climate change? World hunger? 72 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:08,000 An overeducated unemployable middle class? 73 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:10,625 Okay, the biggest problem 74 00:03:10,626 --> 00:03:13,124 facing the Portland crafting community. 75 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,332 See, we love swapping crafts with each other, 76 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,499 but it's incredibly inconvenient. 77 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,124 So I'm gonna create a website 78 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,707 where we can swap crafts with each other 24/7. 79 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:23,165 It's called Tradeskees. 80 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:24,832 Wow, Shelby, that's a great idea. 81 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:27,999 Thanks, Cyd. I'm gonna make this website. 82 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,832 Barry, I need you to make this website. 83 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:32,332 Honestly, I'd love to. 84 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:34,332 That's actually a good idea. 85 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:38,332 I don't like the way he said actually a good idea. 86 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,832 Unfortunately, I'm swamped with my grandma's party today. 87 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:41,708 But he can do it tomorrow. 88 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:43,415 Renaldo handles my calendar. 89 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:46,625 With the exception of today, he's wide open till he's 27. 90 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:50,749 Thanks, Barry! This is so exciting! 91 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:53,415 I can't wait. Let's jump to tomorrow night to see what my site looks like! 92 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:55,124 And I can see if I won the contest. 93 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,874 Is time travel making us impatient? 94 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:58,250 Less talky, more jumpy! 95 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:02,457 Time to see what Barry did with my website. 96 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:03,708 Time to see if I won that prize. 97 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:11,749 What? 5286 coffee beans? I was way off! 98 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,374 Maybe they used a bigger jar. 99 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,582 That can't be right. 100 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:17,874 You think they used smaller beans? 101 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:21,874 No, Cyd, I mean, it's Tradeskees, but it's not my Tradeskees. 102 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:24,707 I never would've told Barry to build it like this. 103 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:26,290 I'm gonna ask him what's going on. 104 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:27,999 I know, I know. 105 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,999 I'm sorry I haven't finished your site yet. I'm sorry. 106 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,707 Grandma's party was a rager. 107 00:04:32,708 --> 00:04:36,458 You don't know how loud music can get until your DJ loses his hearing aid. 108 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,999 You haven't finished my site? 109 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,457 But I'm looking at it right now. 110 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:44,250 Well, that's impossible. Let me take a look. 111 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:48,082 This site went up this morning. 112 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:50,332 Shelby, I think someone beat you to your idea. 113 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,624 Who did you tell about Tradeskees? 114 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,249 Practically nobody. Shelby... 115 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:56,457 Everyone. Every last person I saw. 116 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:58,707 Well, I guess you learned a valuable lesson. 117 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:01,415 Have you ever heard the expression loose lips sink ships? 118 00:05:01,416 --> 00:05:04,457 You see, back in World War Two... 119 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:07,707 I wish I could do that in real life. 120 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:11,624 I can't believe somebody's gonna beat me to making Tradeskees. 121 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,416 We gotta jump back so I can make it first. 122 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:18,249 Unfortunately, I'm completely swamped with my grandma's party today, 123 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:19,874 but he can do it tomorrow. 124 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,707 But we just came from tomorrow and you said you still hadn't done it. 125 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:23,582 That doesn't sound like me! 126 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,707 And then you gave us a boring lecture on World War Two. 127 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:28,582 That sounds like me. 128 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:29,903 Sorry I didn't build your website. 129 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,165 You were in tomorrow? 130 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,582 Cyd, did you win the contest? 131 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:36,582 No. I saw the answer and I wasn't even close. 132 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,624 Too bad you can't try again now that you know the right number. 133 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,707 Right, 'cause that would be cheating. Awesome. 134 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,625 Cheating, that's what I said. I just pronounced it wrong. 135 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,832 Now, Shelby, if you need the website done today, 136 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,874 I can call my friend Alex at the Computer Club. 137 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,582 They meet at school on Saturdays. 138 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,874 Computer Club, that's perfect! 139 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,957 I bet they'd love to build me a website. 140 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:57,374 Cyd, you wanna come to school with me? 141 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,332 On a Saturday? Hmm. 142 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:04,457 I think I'll dip into that friendship coupon book you made me and use my... 143 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,999 Get Out of One Activity Free voucher. 144 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,750 Sad you're not coming, but I'm so excited you're using my coupon book. 145 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:16,499 Hey, Naldo, I need you to hit send on a text for me. 146 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:20,165 Wait, you're not sending this to the local news contest, are you? 147 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:21,707 Nope, I am not. 148 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:23,207 'Cause that would be cheating. 149 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,583 Now be a pal and hit send. 150 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,749 Hi, I'm looking for Alex. 151 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:33,999 I'm Alex. 152 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,415 Oh! You're a girl. 153 00:06:36,416 --> 00:06:38,332 You surprised there's a girl in Computer Club? 154 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:40,624 No, I'm surprised Barry has a girl's phone number. 155 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:43,207 You must be Shelby. 156 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,165 Barry told me you needed help building a website. 157 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:46,415 Let's see what you've got so far. 158 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:47,582 Absolutely. 159 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:50,874 I have the vision board right here. 160 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:54,124 As you can see, there's a computer... Super important. 161 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:57,582 And, uh, these crafts represent crafts. 162 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:01,499 And the people represent all the people this website is going to bring together, 163 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,375 via these arrows, represented by... 164 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,499 Arrows. 165 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,832 What's the deal with the cat on the skateboard? 166 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,707 Oh, that's Can-Do Kitty. 167 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:13,332 I feel like if he can ride a skateboard, I can build my website. 168 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,457 Well, I'm happy to teach you. 169 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:17,707 So, what do you know about computers? 170 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,832 I know how to turn them on, I know how to turn them off, 171 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:21,707 and I know they are very expensive to replace 172 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:26,332 if you drop them in the fish tank at the dentist's office. 173 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,457 You know what, let's start with the basics. 174 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:29,999 One of the fundamentals of programing 175 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,707 is the conditional command string. 176 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:34,125 If this, then that, unless this. Make sense? 177 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,832 Not really. 178 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:39,124 Well, it's easier than it sounds. 179 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:43,749 Oh. No, this isn't really my thing. 180 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:47,999 I was kind of hoping, uh, maybe you could do it for me. 181 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,999 You don't even wanna try? 182 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,999 Trust me, I, I would be terrible at this. 183 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,250 I, I'm not a computer person. 184 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,749 So what do you say? 185 00:07:56,750 --> 00:08:00,707 Will you beep-bop-beep-bop-boop a website for me? 186 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:03,166 Actually, I'm kind of busy. 187 00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:06,749 But if I don't get this done today, 188 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,624 somebody's gonna take my idea! 189 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:11,582 I can't hear you. Sorry. 190 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,583 Your headphones aren't even plugged in. 191 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:16,750 What? 192 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,457 Hey, Cyd, whatcha doing? 193 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:27,707 Waiting for a delivery. 194 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,707 It turns out I did win that prize. 195 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:32,707 Don't you mean we won that prize? 196 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:36,957 That's right. My brain knew what my thumbs were doing the whole time. 197 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,874 Fine. We'll share the prize. 198 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,165 But Shelby would freak out if she knew I used time travel to cheat, 199 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:43,499 so I'm gonna hide it from her in this box. 200 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,999 I hope it's something good. Last month it was a tablet, 201 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,874 the month before that, it was a laptop... 202 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,708 Here comes our prize! 203 00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:58,457 It's a boat? 204 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:01,332 I think I'm gonna need a bigger box. 205 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,416 Don't you mean we're gonna need a bigger box? 206 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:13,999 Hey, Alex, I feel like we kinda got off on the wrong foot. 207 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,249 Look, this website is a really big deal to me. 208 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,499 I just want to make it happen before somebody else does. 209 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,999 And I can't do it by myself. 210 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,832 And I won't do it for you. 211 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,458 We'll do it for you. 212 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,624 Reboot wants to know we just volunteered for. 213 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:30,833 Shelby wants to know what a Reboot is. 214 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,500 That's Reboot. I'm Elliot. 215 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,166 Reboot says the pleasure's all his. 216 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:42,000 You guys are lifesavers. 217 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,832 So... 218 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,832 I have this website and it's very important to me 219 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:48,999 and I have to get it done today. 220 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,290 It's called Tradeskees. It's a craft swapping website. 221 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,707 Computer. Arrows. Can-Do Kitty. 222 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:57,707 - Makes perfect sense to us. - We're in. 223 00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:58,708 Just go with it. 224 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:04,333 This is great! I am so loving you guys right now. 225 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,416 Yeah. I heard it too, buddy. 226 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,832 Since everyone else has abandoned me, 227 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:16,249 I'm left with no other option but to say 228 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:20,582 thanks for coming to help me set up for my grandma's party, you guys. 229 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:22,707 No problem, Barry. 230 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:25,124 Does he have any idea how much we charge for our services? 231 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,875 He will when he gets our bill. 232 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,832 I'm gonna start bringing the food out. 233 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,207 Would you two mind straightening up? 234 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:35,583 For $60 an hour, we'll stand as straight as he wants. 235 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,457 Look, this party has to be good. 236 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:42,749 Last year was a total disaster. 237 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,250 Just take this rag and dust a little. 238 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,082 What should I do? 239 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,458 Just go clean up. 240 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:04,583 Whoa! Look at all that microwave popcorn. 241 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,124 The door's locked! 242 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,291 What was that? Ow! 243 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:21,165 Chet? Where are you? 244 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,832 I'm down here! 245 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:23,958 I can't see you! 246 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,625 Oh, no! I shrunk Chet! 247 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,207 Thank you so much for website-ing for me. 248 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,624 You guys are so nice. 249 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,457 You mean coding? 250 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:46,707 Oh, sorry. 251 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,832 Thank you so much for website-ing for me. 252 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,708 You guys are so coding. 253 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,707 Man, look at you guys go. 254 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:59,499 You're like website building super robots. 255 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:03,874 I am Computer Bot. I eat wires and drink oil. 256 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,457 I have no idea how robots work. 257 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,583 But seriously, I don't know what I'd do without you guys. 258 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,000 I'm not gonna ask her, you ask her! 259 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:18,582 Ask me what? 260 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,832 Oh, come on. You guys have been so helpful to me. 261 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:23,874 You can ask me anything. I'm your girl. 262 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:28,290 Uh, well, so we have this friend. 263 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,874 And he's wondering how you can tell if a girl likes you. 264 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,582 Oh, I can definitely help with this. 265 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,207 I mean, I know matters of the heart. 266 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:38,833 See, when a girl likes you, she'll give you certain signs. 267 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:46,332 She'd probably be friendly and chatty and... 268 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,053 Touch your arm, maybe? Oh, yeah, absolutely. 269 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:54,999 But the way you really know is when she starts bringing you presents and treats... 270 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,707 Treats! 271 00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:59,457 Oh, my gosh, you guys have been working so hard, you must be starving! 272 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,999 I, I can run home and get you some snacks. 273 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,832 Do you guys like brownies? 274 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:06,833 Actually, we prefer blondies. 275 00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:09,832 Oh, sure! 276 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,993 You guys got the blondie of your dreams comin' your way. 277 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,290 There. 278 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,874 No way Shelby will know there's a boat back here. 279 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:29,708 Wow, those plants look so tiny next to this giant boat. 280 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:36,082 Aw, man, Shelby's going to see this and she'll know I cheated on the contest. 281 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,723 I'm just gonna call the station and tell them to take the boat back. 282 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,457 Hi. Yeah, I'm the girl who won the boat. 283 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,708 I need to return it. 284 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,707 Hey, a captain's hat! 285 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,166 Guess that means I'm in charge. 286 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,500 Whoa. I've never been in charge before. 287 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:59,290 Bad news, Naldo. This boat's not going anywhere. 288 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:00,500 Of course it's not. 289 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,165 I just dropped anchor. 290 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,249 Cyd? Where are you? 291 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,625 Oh, no, Shelby's home! 292 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,125 Shelby, what are you doing here? 293 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,582 Making some snacks for Team Tradeskees. 294 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,374 You know, I really feel like I'm really bonding with these computer guys. 295 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,957 These guys are so nice helping me with my site, and I'm helping them too. 296 00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:25,415 I'm encouraging them, bringing them treats, 297 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:26,957 making them crack up with my jokes... 298 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,707 They're laughing at your jokes? 299 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,749 Sure are! When I almost walked off with Elliot's power cord, 300 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,832 I was like guilty as charged! 301 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:36,707 You know, Cyd, I seriously think I should start doing stand-up. 302 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,166 Oh, Shelby. 303 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,415 I'm even giving them love advice. 304 00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,999 They have this friend who likes a girl, 305 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,707 and they wanted to know how to know if the girl likes him back. 306 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,082 I think I know who this girl is. 307 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,624 You do? Do we go to school with her? 308 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,166 Yeah. She's you. 309 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,249 What? No. No. We're just friends. 310 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,582 That's why I came back here, to get them a snack. 311 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:56,624 I asked them if they like brownies 312 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,957 and they said they like blondies and... 313 00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,332 Oh, my gosh, how did I not see it? 314 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,582 Cyd, I have to go. 315 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,207 Not that way! 316 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:06,415 You have to go out the front door 317 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:10,750 and fix this mess you made, you adorable busybody! 318 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,457 Cyd, hate to bother you, but the deck's not gonna swab itself. 319 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,999 I'd do it but I'm the captain. 320 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,083 Wouldn't look right in front of the rest of the crew. 321 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,249 Guys, this is gonna sound totally crazy, 322 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,958 but is the girl you've been talking about... 323 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,457 You? 324 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:35,999 You bet your Can-Do Kitty it is. 325 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,624 Shelby, we won't do another thing on your website 326 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,750 until you choose which one of us you're in love with. 327 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:48,333 Reboot wants me to mention he has an 11:00 curfew and his own bike. 328 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,832 So who's it gonna be, Shelby? 329 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,957 Me or Reboot? 330 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:04,124 Guys, this is all a big misunderstanding. 331 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,582 I'm not gonna choose between you. 332 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,708 Well then, that leaves us with only one option. We'll fight for her. 333 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,374 This text is just a distraction? 334 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,958 Reboot, what do you mean... 335 00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:23,582 That fight was probably simmering under the surface way before I got here, right? 336 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,416 Nope. Yeah, didn't think so. 337 00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:34,707 Don't worry, shrunken Chet, I'm gonna find you! 338 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,999 There's a lot of crisp veggies here. 339 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,458 I hope Grandma remembers to bring her teeth. 340 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,582 Bret, what are you doing on the floor? 341 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,332 Uh, cleaning, like you said. 342 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,374 Hey, good man. Where's Chet? Slacking off again? 343 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,457 Hey! 344 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,708 Shh! Let me handle this. 345 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,832 I'm right here, Barry. 346 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,416 I'm Chet. 347 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,832 What were you doing behind the sofa? 348 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:02,833 Taking a nap. Because I'm a slacker. 349 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,082 Where'd Bret go? 350 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:08,707 Probably off picking up my slack. 351 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,000 Hey, Bret! 352 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,749 Sorry, Barry. 353 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,749 I was working so hard I didn't hear you. 354 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,750 It's not easy being the better brother. 355 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,582 Oh, shuds, Grandma needs me to pick her up from water aerobics. 356 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,832 Picture a prune becoming a raisin, 357 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,874 and then put that raisin in a polka dot two-piece 358 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,875 and that's where I'm off to. 359 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,707 Ah... 360 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,125 Stepped on something orange. 361 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,750 Can you clean this up? 362 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,082 Oh no, Chet, you've been crunched! 363 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:42,749 My dear brother. I won't forget you. 364 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:47,624 I will think of you every time I look into the mirror and squint. 365 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,625 That was beautiful, Bret. 366 00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,582 Chet? You're alive! 367 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,291 If you can call this living. 368 00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:02,124 You're going to love this boat. 369 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,582 She's about 12 knots long, 12 knots deep, 370 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,332 gets about 12 knots to the gallon 371 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:10,582 and I think it's obvious I don't know what knots are, but hey, she's free! 372 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:13,415 Ho, there! You can't get rid of my boat! 373 00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:16,250 That won't float, not with me, Cydney. 374 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:20,082 Naldo, what's going on? Why are you dressed like that? 375 00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,332 Why are you talking like that? 376 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,457 'Cause I'm the doggone captain! 377 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:26,749 Now I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask the two of you to shove off. 378 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,625 You're about as welcome as an albatross in a squall. 379 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,832 No, no, no, wait! 380 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:37,165 Dang it, Naldo! That boat's turning you into a crazy person! 381 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,000 Tell that to my hat, landlubber. 382 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,083 Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! 383 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,999 I feel terrible! 384 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,749 None of this would have happened if I just knew 385 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,749 how to program my own website, but it's too hard. 386 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,332 Shelby, how do you know? 387 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,832 You quit without even trying. 388 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,416 I'm not a computer person. 389 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,291 Shield! Shield! Shield! 390 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,165 Okay, why don't you think of it this way. 391 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:12,332 You told those guys that if a girl touches your arm, then she likes you. 392 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:14,290 Is that always true? 393 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,999 No, there are tons of reasons you might touch someone's arm. 394 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,582 It doesn't always mean you're into them. 395 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,707 Exactly. 396 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,707 Computer coding has the same kind of rules 397 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:25,290 If this, then that, unless this. 398 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:26,624 Oh. 399 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,707 I never told them the unless. 400 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,707 No wonder they thought I liked them. 401 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:34,332 Congratulations. You just programed your first love triangle. 402 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,165 Wait, is this coding? 403 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,707 Do I understand coding? 404 00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,208 Better than you understand boys. 405 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,707 Now you see why I was so annoyed with you 406 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,624 when you quit without really trying. 407 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,707 You don't need anyone to build your site for you. 408 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,708 You can do it yourself. And I'll help you. 409 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,957 Should I go patch things up between Elliot and Reboot? 410 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,582 Or maybe I've done enough damage for today. 411 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,416 How about we just focus on the website? 412 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,582 I did it! 413 00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,749 I built my own website! This is so exciting. 414 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,999 Do you think Jennifer Lawrence will play me in Tradeskees. The Movie? 415 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,416 Why don't we start with hitting enter and launching the site? 416 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,874 Alex, I just want to thank you. 417 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,625 You've been so, so coding to me today. 418 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,707 You still think coding means nice? 419 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,207 Nah, I'm messing with you! 420 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,875 Joke Bot 3.0 in your face. 421 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,999 You know, I don't hate Joke Bot. 422 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,875 Slap me some tin! 423 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,583 All right, weirdo, you earned this one. 424 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,165 Don't worry, Chet! 425 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:03,874 I'm gonna blast you with this laser and get you back to regular size. 426 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,749 Bret, I haven't understood anything you've said 427 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,457 since I got locked in Barry's popcorn closet. 428 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,250 Locked in the what now? 429 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:24,582 Cydney dear, I got you a new sweater because, 430 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,333 no offense, you dress like a hobo. 431 00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:32,583 Hey! Some ne'er-do-well absconded with my boat! 432 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,374 No one stole the boat. 433 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:36,457 How dare you! 434 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,707 Naldo, get a hold of yourself! 435 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,290 That boat was bad for both of us 436 00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:45,500 so I put it on Shelby's swap site and I traded it for something a little more you. 437 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,875 It's a hat with boats in it. 438 00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,457 Maybe I did go a little crazy. 439 00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:55,249 It's just I've never gotten to be a captain before. 440 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,208 I guess that hat really went to my head. 441 00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,999 Thanks, Cyd. 442 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,707 Now, Grandma, I know I ruined your birthday last year, 443 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,583 but I think I more than made up for it this year. 444 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,582 Chet's back to full-size! 445 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:25,708 And I smell like the movies! 446 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,165 You did it, Shelbs. 447 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,082 You got your site up before that other person could take your idea. 448 00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:37,207 I'm proud of you. 449 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,832 Thanks, Cyd. 450 00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:42,874 You know, I thought I wasn't a computer person, but it turns out... 451 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,415 Maybe I am. 452 00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:45,999 All I had to do was try. 453 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,249 Trying? Sounds hard. I would've quit. 454 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,457 Well, it was totally worth it. 455 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:54,165 People are already swapping all kinds of things. 456 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:58,707 Bead crafts, string crafts, somebody even swapped a water craft. 457 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:01,708 What? I'm serious, somebody traded a boat for a hat. 458 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,707 Okay, fine, it was me! 459 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:06,707 I used time travel to win the contest, 460 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:07,999 but the prize was a boat and I knew you'd be 461 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,707 disappointed in me if you saw it 462 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:11,374 so I hid it from you and then Naldo went crazy 463 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:12,582 and I guess my point is 464 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:13,583 none of this would have happened if a boat 465 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:14,583 could fit in a box! 466 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,875 Cyd? I don't think you should get up at 6:00 a.m. anymore. 467 00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:23,749 Good call. 468 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,625 If I don't get a full 15 hours, I start making bad choices.