1 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,592 Monica: 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,592 COME IN. 3 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:11,470 I'VE BEEN 4 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:11,470 WAITING FOR YOU. 5 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,098 HI, I JUST... 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,433 ( screams ) 7 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:17,768 MY GOD! 8 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,102 OH, MY GOD, MONICA! 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,437 OH, MY GOD. 10 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,772 I'M SORRY. SORRY. 11 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,106 I-I WAS, UM... 12 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,525 I WAS TAKING A NAP. 13 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,486 SINCE WHEN DO YOU TAKE NAPS 14 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,486 IN THAT POSITION? 15 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,406 GOD, MONICA, SAY YOU WERE 16 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,406 WAITING FOR A GUY. 17 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,074 PLEASE SAY YOU WERE 18 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,074 WAITING FOR A GUY. 19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,451 YES. YES, I WAS. 20 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,786 A GUY. 21 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:37,621 FROM WORK. 22 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,623 I'M SEEING A GUY FROM WORK! 23 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,000 HA! 24 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,794 OH, THAT CUTE WAITER GUY 25 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,794 FROM YOUR RESTAURANT. 26 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:47,046 THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE 27 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:47,046 A NONTHREATENING RAY LIOTTA? 28 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:48,632 UH-HUH! THAT ONE. 29 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,049 YOU KNOW WHAT? 30 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,302 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, 31 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,302 I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 32 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,929 I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB A JACKET. 33 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:58,058 WHEN I GET BACK, 34 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:58,058 I WANT EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. 35 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,811 ( knocking ) 36 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,145 MAYBE THAT'S HIM. 37 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,271 OKAY, UM... 38 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,357 OKAY, UM... 39 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,236 IT'S JUST JOEY AND ROSS. 40 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,821 WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS 41 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,821 AT THE MOVIE? 42 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,073 WE WERE, BUT ROSS WAS 43 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,073 TALKING SO LOUD ON HIS PHONE 44 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,449 THEY THREW US OUT. 45 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:18,037 I HAD TO TALK LOUD 46 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:18,037 BECAUSE THE MOVIE WAS LOUD. 47 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,581 HE'S TALKING TO LONDON. 48 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:21,916 OH, MY GOD! 49 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,417 DID HE GET IN 50 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,417 TOUCH WITH EMILY? 51 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,835 WELL, NO. NOT YET. 52 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,628 HE'S CALLING EVERYONE 53 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,628 ON HER SIDE OF THE FAMILY 54 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:29,088 HOPING THAT SOMEONE WILL 55 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:29,088 HELP HIM GET IN TOUCH WITH HER. 56 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:32,426 I DON'T CARE IF I SAID 57 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:32,426 SOME OTHER GIRL'S NAME 58 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,386 YOU PRISSY OLD TWIT! 59 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,930 HEY, ROSS. 60 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,682 WAY TO SUCK UP 61 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,682 TO THE FAMILY. 62 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,267 ( chuckling ) 63 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,269 AH... AH... 64 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:47,524 I'M SO GLAD 65 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:47,524 YOU GUYS ARE ALL HERE. 66 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:50,903 MY OFFICE FINALLY GOT 67 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:50,903 WRINKLE-FREE FAX PAPER! 68 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:03,331 ♪ SO NO ONE TOLD YOU 69 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:03,331 LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY ♪ 70 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,709 ♪ YOUR JOB'S A JOKE, 71 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,709 YOU'RE BROKE ♪ 72 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,545 ♪ YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A. ♪ 73 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:13,050 ♪ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS 74 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:13,050 STUCK IN SECOND GEAR ♪ 75 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:15,010 ♪ WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN 76 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:15,010 YOUR DAY, YOUR WEEK ♪ 77 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:18,055 ♪ YOUR MONTH, 78 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:18,055 OR EVEN YOUR YEAR ♪ 79 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:21,683 ♪ BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪ 80 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,769 ♪ WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR ♪ 81 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,396 ♪ I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪ 82 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,607 ♪ LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE ♪ 83 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,819 ♪ I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪ 84 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:37,449 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE THERE 85 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:37,449 FOR ME, TOO. ♪ 86 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,704 NO, NO, NO. 87 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,704 HEY. 88 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,666 VOMIT TUX. 89 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,666 NO, NO. VOMIT TUX. 90 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,793 DON'T WORRY. 91 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,793 I HAD IT DRY-CLEANED. 92 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,128 VOMIT TUX? 93 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,796 WHO VOMITED ON... 94 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,339 YOU KNOW WHAT? 95 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,842 WHAT YOU UP TO, JOE? 96 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,012 WELL, THEY'RE DOING 97 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,012 THIS TELETHON THING ON TV 98 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,514 AND MY AGENT 99 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,514 GOT ME A JOB AS COHOST. 100 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,223 OH, THAT'S GREAT! 101 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:06,645 A LITTLE GOOD DEED FOR PBS, 102 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:06,645 PLUS SOME TV EXPOSURE. 103 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,732 NOW, THAT'S THE KIND OF MATH 104 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,732 JOEY LIKES TO DO. 105 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,068 YUCK! PBS. 106 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,361 WHAT'S WRONG WITH PBS? 107 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,071 WHAT'S RIGHT WITH THEM? 108 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,366 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE PBS, PHEEBS? 109 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,785 OKAY, 'CAUSE RIGHT AFTER 110 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,785 MY MOM KILLED HERSELF 111 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,913 I WAS JUST IN THIS REALLY BAD 112 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,913 PLACE, YOU KNOW, PERSONALLY. 113 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,543 I JUST THOUGHT THAT 114 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,543 IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER 115 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,045 IF I WROTE TO SESAME STREET 116 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,547 'CAUSE THEY WERE SO NICE 117 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,547 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID. 118 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,132 NO ONE EVER WROTE BACK. 119 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:38,301 WELL, YOU KNOW A LOT OF THOSE 120 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:38,301 MUPPETS DON'T HAVE THUMBS. 121 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,013 ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY KEY CHAIN 122 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:44,349 AND BY THAT TIME, 123 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:44,349 I WAS LIVING IN A BOX. 124 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,143 I DIDN'T HAVE KEYS. 125 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,186 I'M SORRY, PHEEBS. 126 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,436 I JUST, YOU KNOW 127 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,480 I JUST WANTED TO DO 128 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,480 A GOOD DEED LIKE... 129 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,066 LIKE YOU DID 130 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,066 WITH THE BABIES. 131 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,441 THIS ISN'T A GOOD DEED. 132 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,069 YOU JUST WANT TO GET ON TV. 133 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,570 THIS IS TOTALLY SELFISH. 134 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,113 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 135 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:01,116 WHAT ABOUT YOU HAVING 136 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:01,116 THOSE BABIES FOR YOUR BROTHER? 137 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,617 TALK ABOUT SELFISH. 138 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:06,329 WHAT... WHAT ARE 139 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:06,329 YOU TALKING ABOUT? 140 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,873 IT WAS A REALLY 141 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,873 NICE THING AND ALL 142 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,750 BUT IT MADE YOU FEEL 143 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,750 REALLY GOOD, RIGHT? 144 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,292 YEAH. SO? 145 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,755 WELL, IT MADE YOU FEEL GOOD, 146 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,755 SO THAT MAKES IT SELFISH. 147 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,758 LOOK, THERE'S NO UNSELFISH 148 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,758 GOOD DEEDS. SORRY. 149 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,134 YES, THERE ARE. 150 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:21,720 THERE ARE TOTALLY GOOD DEEDS 151 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:21,720 THAT ARE SELFLESS. 152 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,764 WELL, MAY I ASK 153 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,764 FOR ONE EXAMPLE? 154 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,808 YEAH, IT'S... 155 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,808 YOU KNOW... THERE'S... 156 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,810 NO, YOU MAY NOT. 157 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:32,773 THAT'S BECAUSE 158 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:32,773 ALL PEOPLE ARE SELFISH. 159 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,609 ARE YOU CALLING 160 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,609 ME SELFISH? 161 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,403 ARE YOU CALLING 162 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,403 YOU PEOPLE? 163 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,613 YEAH. WELL... 164 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,698 SORRY TO BURST 165 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,698 THAT BUBBLE, PHEEBS 166 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,284 BUT SELFLESS GOOD DEEDS 167 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,284 DON'T EXIST, OKAY? 168 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,995 AND YOU KNOW THE DEAL 169 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,995 ON SANTA CLAUS, RIGHT? 170 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,165 I'M GOING TO FIND 171 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,165 A SELFLESS GOOD DEED. 172 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,334 I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU, 173 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,334 YOU EVIL GENIUS. 174 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,795 ( phone rings ) 175 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,546 HELLO? 176 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,048 HELLO, ROSS? 177 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,134 EMILY? EM... 178 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,134 OH, MY GOD! 179 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,468 OH, MY GOD, IT'S EMILY! 180 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:02,803 IT'S EMILY, EVERYONE! 181 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,179 SHH! SHH! 182 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,474 HI. 183 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:08,850 ROSS, I'M ONLY RINGING 184 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,394 TO SAY STOP HARASSING 185 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,394 MY RELATIVES. GOOD-BYE. 186 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,980 NO. WAIT, WAIT. 187 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,980 LOOK. OKAY, OKAY. 188 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,274 YOU CAN HANG UP, 189 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,274 BUT I'M GOING TO KEEP CALLING. 190 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,025 I'M GOING TO CALL 191 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,025 EVERYONE IN ENGLAND 192 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,444 IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES 193 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,444 TO GET YOU TO TALK TO ME. 194 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,321 REALLY? ABOUT WHAT? 195 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:22,656 LOOK, YOU'RE MY WIFE. 196 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,825 WE'RE... 197 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,825 WE'RE MARRIED, YOU KNOW. 198 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,160 I... I LOVE YOU. I... 199 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,869 I really miss you. 200 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,498 I MISS YOU, TOO. 201 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,917 Well, at least I think I do. 202 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,502 SHE'S TALKING. 203 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,545 All ( whispering ): 204 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,545 YEA! 205 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,508 HEY, JOEY, WHEN 206 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:44,427 YOU SAID THE DEAL 207 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:44,427 WITH SANTA CLAUS, 208 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:44,427 YOU MEANT... 209 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,013 THAT HE DOESN'T EXIST. 210 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,555 RIGHT. 211 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,812 SO, CHANDLER, 212 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,812 HAVE YOU HEARD 213 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,772 ABOUT MONICA'S 214 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,772 SECRET BOYFRIEND? 215 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,232 UH... YEAH. SHE, UH... 216 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,901 SHE, UH... SHE MIGHT 217 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,901 HAVE MENTIONED HIM. YEAH. 218 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,444 SO, MON 219 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,948 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO MEET 220 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,948 THIS NEW SECRET WAITER MAN? 221 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,325 OH, HE'S REALLY SHY. 222 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,367 I DON'T THINK HE'S 223 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,367 UP TO MEETING EVERYONE YET. 224 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:11,330 YEAH, I DON'T THINK 225 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:11,330 HE'S UP TO MEETING EVERYONE YET. 226 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,914 I DON'T CARE. 227 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,542 I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY 228 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,542 WHO'S THE BEST SEX SHE EVER HAD. 229 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,669 REALLY? 230 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,881 THAT'S WHAT 231 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,881 YOU HEARD? 232 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,465 YOU SAID THAT? 233 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,134 I MIGHT HAVE SAID THAT. 234 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:27,054 ( laughing ) 235 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,763 WHY IS THAT FUNNY? 236 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,224 BECAUSE I'M VERY 237 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,433 HAPPY FOR HIM. 238 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:35,270 AND YOU, YOU LUCKY DOG. 239 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:37,939 HI. 240 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,398 HEY. 241 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,398 HI. 242 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,735 WELL, EMILY'S WILLING 243 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,735 TO WORK ON THE RELATIONSHIP. 244 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,195 THAT'S GREAT! 245 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,403 IN LONDON. 246 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,572 WHAT? 247 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,490 SHE WANTS ME TO MOVE TO LONDON. 248 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:48,742 BUT YOU LIVE HERE. 249 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,164 YOU KNOW THAT. 250 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,750 WHAT... WHAT... 251 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,750 WHAT ARE YOU 252 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,750 GOING TO DO? 253 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,711 I BET IF I TALKED 254 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,711 TO CAROL AND SUSAN 255 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:03,757 I COULD CONVINCE THEM 256 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:03,757 TO MOVE TO LONDON WITH BEN. 257 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,134 YEAH. I'M SURE YOUR EX-WIFE 258 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,134 WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY 259 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,677 TO MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY 260 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,763 SO YOU CAN PATCH THINGS UP 261 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,763 WITH YOUR NEW WIFE. 262 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,641 IT COULD HAPPEN. 263 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,856 HOW YOU DOING? 264 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,191 WELCOME. 265 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,776 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 266 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,444 THIS WILL BE YOUR PHONE. 267 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,699 THAT'S GREAT, 268 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,699 BUT, UH... 269 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,869 I'M NOT REALLY EXPECTING 270 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,869 A LOT OF CALLS. 271 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,538 NO, YOU ANSWER IT 272 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,538 AND TAKE PLEDGES. 273 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,957 BUT I'M THE HOST. 274 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,334 NO, GARY COLLINS 275 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,334 IS THE HOST. 276 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,711 YOU'LL BE 277 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,711 ANSWERING 278 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,711 THE PHONE. 279 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,089 YOU DON'T SEEM 280 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,089 TO UNDERSTAND. 281 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,466 SEE, I WAS 282 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,466 DR. DRAKE RAMORAY. 283 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,177 WELL, HERE'S YOUR 284 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,177 PHONE, DOCTOR. 285 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,223 I CANNOT BELIEVE 286 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,223 I CAN'T FIND 287 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,349 A SELFLESS 288 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,349 GOOD DEED. 289 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,850 YOU KNOW THAT 290 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,850 REALLY OLD GUY 291 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,352 THAT LIVES 292 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,352 NEXT DOOR TO ME? 293 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,647 WELL, I SNUCK OVER THERE 294 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,647 AND RAKED UP ALL THE LEAVES 295 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,983 ON HIS FRONT STOOP, 296 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,983 BUT HE CAUGHT ME 297 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,277 AND FORCE-FED ME 298 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,277 CIDER AND COOKIES. 299 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,030 THEN I FELT WONDERFUL. 300 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,698 THAT OLD JACKASS. 301 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,492 YOU KNOW, MAYBE JOEY'S RIGHT. 302 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,535 MAYBE ALL GOOD DEEDS 303 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,535 ARE SELFISH. 304 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,455 I WILL FIND 305 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,455 A SELFLESS GOOD DEED 306 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,040 BECAUSE I JUST GAVE BIRTH 307 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,040 TO THREE CHILDREN 308 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,001 AND I WILL NOT LET THEM 309 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,001 BE RAISED 310 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,961 IN A WORLD WHERE JOEY IS RIGHT. 311 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,212 HEY, MONICA? 312 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,089 CAN I ASK YOU 313 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,089 A COOKING QUESTION? 314 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,424 SURE. 315 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,259 IF YOU'RE COOKING ON THE STOVE 316 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,845 DOES THAT MEAN 317 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,845 THAT YOUR NEW 318 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,845 SECRET BOYFRIEND 319 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,680 IS BETTER IN BED 320 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,680 THAN RICHARD? 321 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,557 CHANDLER! 322 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,644 IS HE? 323 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,063 LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 324 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,940 I THINK 325 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,940 I'M GOING TO RESPECT THE PRIVACY 326 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,400 OF MY NEW SECRET BOYFRIEND. 327 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,235 WHY? 328 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,822 I MEAN IF THIS GUY WAS ME 329 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,532 AND IT WAS ME WHO WOULD LEARN 330 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:55,369 THAT IT WAS ME THAT WAS 331 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:55,369 THE BEST YOU'D EVER HAD 332 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,828 I'D BE GOING LIKE THIS. 333 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,131 Ross: 334 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,131 ALL RIGHT, EMILY 335 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,924 AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU 336 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,887 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T MOVE 337 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,887 TO LONDON WITHOUT BEN. 338 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,973 I UNDERSTAND 339 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,973 THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT. 340 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,808 WOULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER 341 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,808 MOVING HERE? 342 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,894 I MEAN, YOU WERE GOING 343 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,894 TO MOVE HERE ANYWAY. 344 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,063 Why can't you just do that? 345 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,565 OH, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST... 346 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:27,650 O-OKAY, OKAY, BUT I KNOW 347 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:32,406 THAT EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN 348 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:32,406 A COMPLETE IDIOT UP TILL NOW 349 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,574 Y-YOU HAVE TO COME HERE. 350 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:37,827 You have to, so we can 351 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:37,827 work this out together. 352 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,247 ALL RIGHT. 353 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,415 A-ALL RIGHT? 354 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:42,999 DID YOU JUST SAY ALL RIGHT? 355 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,752 I DID. NOW I'M THE IDIOT. 356 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:48,088 OH, EMILY, THAT IS SO GREAT! 357 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,506 It's going to be so great! 358 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:53,634 WE'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, 359 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:53,634 LIKE TWO IDIOTS IN LOVE! 360 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,470 ( chuckles ) 361 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,141 ROSS, THERE'S ONE THING 362 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,141 THAT REALLY SCARES ME STILL. 363 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,435 YES, TELL ME. 364 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,810 You have to understand 365 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,564 HOW HUMILIATING IT WAS FOR ME 366 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,564 UP ON THAT ALTAR 367 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:08,275 IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY, 368 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:08,275 ALL MY FRIENDS. 369 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,445 I KNOW. I AM... I AM SO SORRY. 370 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,614 AND THEN, 371 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,614 AFTER DECIDING TO FORGIVE YOU 372 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:19,077 SEEING YOU AT THE AIRPORT, 373 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:19,077 CATCHING OUR PLANE WITH HER. 374 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,163 AGAIN, VERY SORRY. 375 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,585 I MEAN, I CAN'T BE 376 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,585 IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HER. 377 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,962 IT DRIVES ME MAD 378 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,962 JUST THINKING OF YOU 379 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,922 BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS HER. 380 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:35,385 EMILY, THERE IS NOTHING 381 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:35,385 BETWEEN RACHEL AND ME. 382 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:39,680 Okay? I love you. 383 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,933 ALL RIGHT. 384 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:45,937 I'LL COME TO NEW YORK, 385 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:45,937 AND WE'LL TRY TO MAKE THIS WORK. 386 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,564 AH, THAT IS SO GREAT! THAT'S... 387 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:51,401 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SEE RACHEL 388 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:51,401 ANYMORE. 389 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,867 ...SO I ASKED EMILY 390 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,661 IF SHE WOULD 391 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,661 COME TO NEW YORK 392 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,830 AND SHE SAID YES. 393 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,081 YES! 394 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,416 NO, NO, NO. 395 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:10,629 ONLY IF I PROMISED 396 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:10,629 NEVER TO SEE RACHEL AGAIN. 397 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,297 WHAT? YOU CAN'T... 398 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,548 WHAT DID YOU TELL HER? 399 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,800 I TOLD HER I'D HAVE 400 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,800 TO THINK ABOUT IT. 401 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,345 I MEAN, HOW THE HELL 402 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,345 AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE 403 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,180 THIS KIND OF 404 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,180 A DECISION? 405 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,641 I'M ACTUALLY ASKING YOU. 406 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,060 WELL, YOU CAN'T 407 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,060 JUST NOT SEE RACHEL ANYMORE. 408 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,395 SHE'S ONE 409 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,395 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS. 410 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,105 YEAH, BUT HE 411 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,982 CANNOT NOT SEE EMILY. 412 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,982 THAT'S HIS WIFE. 413 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,400 YEAH. RIGHT ON. 414 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,400 THAT'S TRUE. 415 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,319 YEAH, BUT 416 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,446 YOU'VE KNOWN RACHEL 417 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,446 SINCE HIGH SCHOOL 418 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,073 AND YOU CANNOT JUST CUT 419 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,073 HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE. 420 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,659 NO, YOU CANNOT. 421 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,659 THAT'S TRUE. 422 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:41,909 THANKS FOR THE HELP. 423 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,620 PROBLEM SOLVED. 424 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,207 ( phone ringing ) 425 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,334 HELLO. 426 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,335 HEY, MON. 427 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,419 Oh, hey, Joe. 428 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,463 WHEN ARE YOU GOING 429 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,463 TO BE ON TV? 430 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,924 SEE, THERE WAS KIND OF A MIX-UP 431 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,924 IN MY AGENT'S OFFICE 432 00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,637 BUT I'M STILL ON TV 433 00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,637 AND THAT'S GOOD EXPOSURE. 434 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,430 Monica: 435 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,430 YOU'RE NOT ON TV. 436 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,015 UH, OKAY. 437 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,935 HOW... HOW ABOUT NOW? 438 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,313 OH... 439 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,065 YEAH! THERE HE IS! 440 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,942 Hello, New York. 441 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,154 Maybe you just like want 442 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,154 to put the whole duck in there. 443 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,447 Who cares? You know? 444 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,699 Now, I got the legs... 445 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,116 OH! OH! 446 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,996 HOW MANY TIMES 447 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,996 HAVE I TOLD YOU GUYS 448 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,166 TO NEVER WATCH 449 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,166 THE COOKING CHANNEL. 450 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,876 HI, CHANDLER. 451 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,294 HEY. 452 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,379 I NEED THAT BROILING PAN 453 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,714 THAT JOEY BORROWED 454 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,714 THE OTHER DAY. 455 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:36,797 OH, THAT WAS YOURS? 456 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,466 MM-HMM. 457 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:42,262 YEAH, WE USED IT WHEN THE DUCK 458 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:42,262 WAS THROWING UP CATERPILLARS. 459 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,432 WILLIAMS-SONOMA, 460 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,432 FALL CATALOG, PAGE 27. 461 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,225 EXPECT IT IN FOUR TO SIX WEEKS. 462 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,353 UM, HEY, UH, 463 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,353 JOEY'S GOING TO BE 464 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,147 AT THE TELETHON 465 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,147 FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, AND... 466 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,650 WE HAVE THE WHOLE PLACE 467 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,650 TO OURSELVES. 468 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,277 YEAH? SO? 469 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:01,072 WELL, I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE 470 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:01,072 YOU'D WANT TO BOOK SOME TIME 471 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,157 WITH THE BEST YOU'VE EVER HAD. 472 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,285 YOU KNOW WHAT, CHAMP? 473 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,036 I THINK I'LL PASS. 474 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,329 WHY? 475 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,497 WHY? 476 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,011 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 477 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:31,519 PBS TELETHON. 478 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,105 HEY, JOEY, I JUST WANTED 479 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,105 TO LET YOU KNOW 480 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,274 THAT I FOUND 481 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,274 A SELFLESS GOOD DEED. 482 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,444 I WENT DOWN TO THE PARK 483 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,444 AND I LET A BEE STING ME. 484 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,447 WHAT? WHAT GOOD IS THAT GOING 485 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,447 TO DO ANYBODY? 486 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,031 WELL, IT HELPS THE BEE 487 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,743 LOOK TOUGH 488 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,743 IN FRONT OF HIS BEE FRIENDS. 489 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,704 THE BEE IS HAPPY, 490 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,704 AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT. 491 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,583 YOU KNOW THE BEE PROBABLY DIED 492 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,583 AFTER HE STUNG YOU. 493 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,255 DAMN IT. 494 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,051 BACK ON IN 30 SECONDS, PEOPLE. 495 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,101 HEY, EXCUSE ME. 496 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,729 WOULD YOU MIND SWITCHING 497 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,729 WITH ME? I'M JUST... 498 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,731 OH, NO WAY. I'M 499 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,731 IN THE SHOT, MAN. 500 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,941 COME ON, MAN, YOU'VE 501 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,941 BEEN HERE ALL DAY. 502 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,652 MAN, I'M TAKING 503 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,652 PLEDGES HERE, HUH? 504 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,653 AND WE'RE ON 505 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,404 IN THREE, TWO... 506 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,406 WELCOME BACK 507 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,406 TO OUR FALL TELETHON. 508 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,200 NOW, IF YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING 509 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,327 THE PERFORMANCE 510 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,327 OF CIRQUE DE SOLEIL 511 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,580 AND YOU'D LIKE TO SEE MORE 512 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,580 OF THE SAME KIND OF PROGRAMMING 513 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,040 IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 514 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,459 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 515 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,459 IS CALL IN YOUR PLEDGE 516 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,586 AND AT THAT TIME 517 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,586 TELL THE OPERATOR-- 518 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,046 ONE OF OUR VOLUNTEERS-- 519 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,215 WHAT TYPE OF PROGRAMMING 520 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,215 YOU FEEL... 521 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,802 OKAY, THAT'S IT. 522 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,262 I CANNOT MAKE 523 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,262 THIS DECISION. 524 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,223 IT IS TOO DIFFICULT. 525 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,599 I'M JUST GOING 526 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,599 TO LEAVE IT 527 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,267 ENTIRELY UP 528 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,267 TO THE GODS OF FATE. 529 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,603 ( rattling ) 530 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,271 A MAGIC EIGHT BALL? 531 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,523 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 532 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,274 YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS 533 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,274 DECISION WITH A TOY. 534 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,485 OH, IT'S NOT A TOY. 535 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,447 WELL, I DON'T KNOW 536 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,447 WHAT ELSE TO DO. 537 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,115 I MEAN, I EITHER 538 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,115 KEEP MY WIFE 539 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,951 AND LOSE ONE OF MY... 540 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,951 MY BEST FRIENDS 541 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,204 OR I KEEP MY FRIEND 542 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,204 AND GET DIVORCED 543 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,373 FOR THE SECOND TIME 544 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,373 BEFORE I'M 30. 545 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,459 SO IF ANYONE ELSE HAS... 546 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,459 HAS A BETTER SUGGESTION 547 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,128 LET'S HEAR IT, 548 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,128 BECAUSE I-I-I GOT NOTHING. 549 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,255 DON'T BE SHY. 550 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,673 ANY SUGGESTION WILL DO. 551 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,346 OKAY, THEN. 552 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,975 HERE WE GO. 553 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,978 MAGIC EIGHT BALL-- 554 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,482 SHOULD I NEVER 555 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,482 SEE RACHEL AGAIN? 556 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,404 "ASK AGAIN LATER." 557 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,573 LATER 558 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,242 IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 559 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,583 "ASK AGAIN LATER." 560 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,709 WHAT THE HELL! 561 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:00,877 THIS IS BROKEN! 562 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,295 THE GAME IS BROKEN! 563 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,589 ALL RIGHT, 564 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,589 LET ME SEE. 565 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,217 WILL CHANDLER HAVE SEX TONIGHT? 566 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,011 "DON'T COUNT ON IT." 567 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,935 SEEMS LIKE IT WORKS 568 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,935 TO ME. 569 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,439 PBS TELETHON. 570 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,484 HEY, PHEEBS. 571 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,193 I WOULD LIKE 572 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,193 TO MAKE A PLEDGE. 573 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,446 I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE $200. 574 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,030 $200? YOU SURE, PHEEBS? 575 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,909 I MEAN, AFTER WHAT SESAME STREET 576 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,909 DID TO YOU? 577 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,535 OH, I'M STILL MAD AT THEM 578 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,455 BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT THEY 579 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,455 BRING HAPPINESS TO LOTS OF KIDS 580 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,290 WHOSE MOMS 581 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,290 DIDN'T KILL THEMSELVES. 582 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,959 YOU KNOW, 583 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,959 SO BY SUPPORTING THEM 584 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,755 I'M DOING A GOOD THING, 585 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,755 BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. 586 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,883 SO, THERE, A SELFLESS GOOD DEED. 587 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,761 AND YOU DON'T FEEL A LITTLE GOOD 588 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,761 ABOUT DONATING THE MONEY? 589 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,012 NO. IT SUCKS. 590 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,932 I WAS SAVING UP 591 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,932 TO BUY A HAMSTER. 592 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,016 A HAMSTER? 593 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,768 THOSE THINGS 594 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,768 ARE LIKE TEN BUCKS. 595 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,270 YEAH, NOT THE ONES 596 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,270 I HAD MY EYE ON. 597 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,772 It looks like 598 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,483 we have surpassed 599 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,483 last year's pledge total. 600 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,943 Thank you, viewers! 601 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,820 And the pledge that did it 602 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:13,449 was taken by one 603 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:13,449 of our volunteers... Oh, boy 604 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:19,163 and may I say, one of our 605 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:19,163 sharpest-dressed volunteers-- 606 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,457 Mr. Joseph Tribbiani. 607 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,500 OH, LOOK! 608 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,877 LOOK! JOEY'S ON TV. 609 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,795 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 610 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,464 HEY, MY PLEDGE GOT JOEY ON TV. 611 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,676 OH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO... 612 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,676 OH, NO! 613 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,894 LOOK, MAYBE I GOT 614 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,894 CARRIED AWAY BEFORE 615 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,813 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING 616 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,813 YOU GOT TO KNOW. 617 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,147 IF I'M THE BEST 618 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,526 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE 619 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,526 YOU MADE ME THE BEST. 620 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,446 KEEP TALKING. 621 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,324 I MEAN, I WAS NOTHING 622 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,324 BEFORE YOU. 623 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,869 CALL THE OTHER GIRLS AND ASK. 624 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,162 WHICH WOULDN'T TAKE LONG. 625 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,750 BUT WHEN I'M WITH YOU, 626 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,750 AND WE'RE TOGETHER 627 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:07,086 OH... MY... GOD. 628 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,926 REALLY? 629 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,095 OH... OH... MY... GOD. 630 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,933 WELL, I UNDERSTAND 631 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,933 IF YOU NEVER WANT 632 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,561 TO SLEEP WITH ME AGAIN, 633 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,561 BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG. 634 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,023 WE'RE TOO GOOD. 635 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:31,235 WE OWE IT TO SEX. 636 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,237 WELL, IF WE OWE IT... 637 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,865 OH! 638 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,076 OH, MY! 639 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,660 ( giggling ) 640 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,120 WHEN IS JOEY GOING 641 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,120 TO BE HOME? 642 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,496 WELL, I WAS 643 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,496 KIND OF HOPING 644 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,040 WE COULD DO THIS 645 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,040 WITHOUT HIM. 646 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,374 HMM, YEAH. 647 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,834 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 648 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,461 LEAVE THE GLOVES ON. 649 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,379 BUT I JUST CLEANED 650 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,379 THE BATHROOM. 651 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,506 YEAH, WHY DON'T 652 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,506 WE LOSE THE GLOVES. 653 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,507 YEAH. 654 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,801 OKAY. 655 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,552 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 656 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,429 LET'S SHOW THEM 657 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,429 HOW IT'S DONE. 658 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,430 OKAY. 659 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,723 OW! 660 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,060 YOU KNOW THAT 661 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,060 WASN'T PART OF IT? 662 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,061 I KNOW. 663 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,104 ALL RIGHT. 664 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,779 ( knocking ) 665 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,077 HI. YOU READY? 666 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,620 WE'RE GOING 667 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,620 TO BE LATE. 668 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,871 FOR WHAT? 669 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,165 FOR STELLA, REMEMBER? 670 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,669 SHE'S GETTING HER GROOVE 671 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,669 BACK IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES. 672 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,255 YEAH, I, UH, TOTALLY FORGOT 673 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,255 ABOUT THAT. 674 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,299 DO YOU MIND IF I 675 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,299 TAKE A RAIN CHECK? 676 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,217 I'M WAITING FOR 677 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,217 A CALL FROM EMILY. 678 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,763 WELL... SURE, 679 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,763 I GUESS. 680 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,851 HEY, I HEAR YOU DON'T HAVE 681 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,851 TO GO LONDON. YAY. 682 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,477 IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 683 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,606 THERE'S STILL A LOT OF, UH... 684 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,606 RELATIONSHIP STUFF. 685 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,191 LIKE WHAT? 686 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,609 JUST STUFF. 687 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:58,405 YOU KNOW, UH, 688 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:58,405 KIND OF WHAT EMILY WANTS. 689 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,533 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU 690 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,533 TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. 691 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,284 MAYBE I CAN HELP. 692 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,411 NO. NO, YOU... 693 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,411 YOU CAN'T HELP. 694 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,998 I MEAN... 695 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,584 I KIND OF HAVE TO DO THIS 696 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,584 WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 697 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,794 WELL, I... 698 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,214 I KNOW YOU CAN DO THAT, TOO. 699 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:20,344 I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU NEED 700 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:20,344 SOMEBODY TO TALK TO... HI. 701 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,513 THANKS. 702 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,683 ROSS? 703 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,938 LOOK, WHATEVER THIS RELATIONSHIP 704 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,938 STUFF IS THAT EMILY WANTS 705 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,314 JUST GIVE IT TO HER. 706 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,901 COME ON, THE BOTTOM LINE 707 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,901 IS THAT YOU LOVE HER. 708 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,486 SO JUST FIX 709 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,486 WHATEVER SHE WANTS FIXED. 710 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,529 JUST DO IT. 711 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,697 ( phone ringing ) 712 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,742 I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING 713 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,742 TO HAVE TO TRY. 714 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,077 ( ringing ) 715 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,578 YOU'LL JUST HATE YOURSELF 716 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,578 IF YOU DON'T. 717 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,038 ( ringing ) 718 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,666 OH, COME ON, ANSWER IT. 719 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,334 IT'S DRIVING 720 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,334 ME CRAZY. 721 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,128 HELLO. 722 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,337 HI, SWEETIE. 723 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,924 GOOD. 724 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,509 LOOK, UM... 725 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:05,223 YES. I'VE BEEN THINKING 726 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:05,223 ABOUT THAT THING YOU... 727 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,642 YOU WANTED ME TO DO, AND, UH... 728 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,020 I CAN DO IT. 729 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,649 SO WILL YOU COME TO NEW YORK? 730 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,736 WHAT? 731 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:55,231 Captioned by 732 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:55,231 The Caption Center 733 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:55,231 WGBH Educational Foundation] 734 00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,235 NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 735 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:00,527 NOPE.