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我們跑去海邊
因為菲比找到一個女人

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她認識她的父母
然後我就不知道了

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我是妳的母親

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摩妮卡開玩笑說
她不會跟錢德這種人約會

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-妳好啊
-他一直很在意

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然後我也不知道了

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然後羅斯的新女朋友邦妮跑來

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瑞秋說服她理了個大光頭
然後羅斯和瑞秋接吻了

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現在他得在瑞秋
和光頭女之間二選一

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然後我還是不知道

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等一下，我去找錢德來

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嗨

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-嗨
-嘿

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瑞秋在幫我擦頭
我的頭曬傷了

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-感激不盡
-不用客氣

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我先回房去

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天哪

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我知道

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-好，我走了
-什麼？為什麼？

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我得跟邦妮分手

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在這裡？現在？

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我不能整晚留在這裡

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要是我回房，她會想…

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嘿咻

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你不能說你沒心情嗎？

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她喜歡那樣

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是啊，裝睡也沒用

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我經常早上醒來
發現她在…

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好

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-我說這個幹什麼？
-我不知道

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-並不是每天早上都…
-愈描愈黑

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{\an8}妳大概想知道前因後果

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{\an8}我猜想得到

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我出生之後
大家開始卯起來撒謊

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{\an8}不是那樣的

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{\an8}我不是說過
莉莉、法蘭克和我很要好嗎？

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我們非常要好

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怎麼說？

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{\an8}我們三個是一對

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-三個怎麼會是一對？
-我們…

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我不是在問妳

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{\an8}總之，我不知怎麼懷孕了

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{\an8}我很…

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{\an8}害怕，我愚眛又自私…

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我才十八歲
還記得妳的十八歲嗎？

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記得，媽自殺、爸跑掉

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我跟一個叫山迪的人住在一起
他會跟他的手說話

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對不起

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我以為他們是世上最好的父母

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直到幾年前
我才聽說他們的事

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當時妳已經長大了

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既然妳來了，我也想多認識妳

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每個人都想認識我

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我是個很酷的人

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妳有二十九年的時間可以查
卻連試都沒試

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妳扔下我不管
現在我也要對妳這麼做

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-等一下
-我不想再見到妳

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我的皮包呢？

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討厭，沒有汽水了

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-我去幫妳買
-真的嗎？

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才怪，我又不是妳的男朋友

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菲比，怎麼樣了？

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我媽的朋友，菲比
其實是我的親生母親

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我撿到一個乾掉的海馬

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什麼意思？

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我的新媽媽當年拋棄了我

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菲比，等等
妳不想坐下來聊一聊嗎？

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不了，我想靜一靜

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摩妮卡

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結束了

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-很慘嗎？
-很久

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我沒意識到那麼晚了

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直到她頭上出現五點鐘的日影

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她不想留下來
我幫她叫了車，她剛走

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我寫了封信給你

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謝謝

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我喜歡收信

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我想了一些關於我們的事

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在我們考慮復合之前

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我得知道你對這封信的想法

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-好
-好

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現在是早上五點半

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我最好趕快看完

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我等你，看完就上來

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好，我要花…

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十八頁的時間

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雙面都有

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好興奮喔

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嘿

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你怎麼沒上來？

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看完了

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-你才剛看完？
-我想看仔細一點

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這對妳…對我們顯然很重要

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我想一字一句用心斟酌

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斟酌兩次

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所以…

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行嗎？

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什麼？

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行嗎？

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行嗎？

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行嗎？

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我想再瞄一眼
〝行嗎〞的部分

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什麼意思？你說你看了兩次

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行不行一句話
如果你還要考慮…

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不，我不用考慮，不用

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事實上…

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我已經決定了，我決定…

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這件事…

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行

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-你確定？
-確定

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好，發生核爆災難
我是世上僅存的男人

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妳會跟我約會嗎？

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我有罐頭喔

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喂，你們看

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你們瞧瞧，我挖了個洞

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好棒的洞啊

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噢，不！我的洞！

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我的腳！

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怎麼了？

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我被水母咬了，好痛…

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要不要扶妳回去？

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兩英哩耶

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而且我挖洞挖得好累

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死水母

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所有的水母都去死

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-得想個辦法
-只有一個辦法

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什麼辦法？

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在傷口上撒尿

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什麼？好噁！

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別怪我
我是在《探索頻道》上看到的

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他沒唬妳，尿液裡有氨

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可以止痛

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我不要，其實沒…那麼痛

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需要隱私的話
可以躲進我的洞裡

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我準備好要走了

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你們…？

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真的？

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太棒了

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邦妮好可憐

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但恭喜你們了

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-嘿
-海邊好玩嗎？

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-沒事，我不知道
-不怎麼樣

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-怎麼了？
-沒事

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-我要去沖澡
-我也是

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我也是

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我把袋子拿到車上

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我得去收東西

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-真的行嗎？
-行

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真的真的行

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行妳個頭！

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（中央咖啡廳）

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她要我對我們的失和
負起全部的責任

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她寫了整整五頁
說我如何不忠

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我們當時分手了

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天哪，你再說一次
我就跟你分手

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好啦

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分手不是我一個人的錯
她寫說

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〝要是你負起全部的責任〞
全部的責任！

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〝我就能再次信任你

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你想你辦得到嗎？行嗎？〞

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不行嗎？

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羅斯，你得償所願
跟她復合了

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現在提出來
會毀了你一生中最美好的事

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我知道，你說得對

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我會就此打住

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但你們瞭解這件事很難忘記吧？

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當然很難

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但你不必拿出來談

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這次度假有很多事
都該從此絕口不提

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在海邊到底怎麼了？

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那是我們和大海的秘密

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-嗨，烏蘇拉
-嘿

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我知道我們很久沒聯絡了

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但我們的媽媽不是親媽媽
另一個女的才是

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對，住在蒙塔克的那個

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妳認識她？

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不認識，但媽的遺書裡有提到

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媽有留遺書？還在嗎？

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等一下

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妳居然沒告訴我有遺書

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是啊，妳最近好嗎？

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我…閉嘴

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〝別了，菲比與烏蘇拉
我會想念妳們

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註：妳們的母親住在蒙塔克〞

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這是妳剛才寫的

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差不多是這個意思嘛

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只差那首詩，妳讀過那首詩吧？

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沒有

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等一下

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請把起司傳給我

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你連看都不敢看我，對吧？

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對

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是菲比！我們可以跟菲比說話

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我很沮喪，不想說話

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我給妳一千元開口費

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嘿，我們要不要
每年都去海灘玩？

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-不要
-不要

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夠了，到底出了什麼事？

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幹嘛？我們只是去散步
沒什麼

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我身上什麼都沒沾到

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-拜託，到底是…喬伊？
-這是什麼意思？

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-好吧
-不行

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我們發誓要死守秘密的

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他們不會瞭解的

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我們得說出來，我快被逼瘋了

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-摩妮卡被水母咬到
-好吧

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好吧

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我被咬到

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咬得很嚴重

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站都站不直

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走也走不動

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我們離屋子兩英哩遠

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既孤單又害怕

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我們還以為死定了

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我痛得要命

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我剛挖完洞好累

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然後喬伊想起一件事

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是在《探索頻道》上看到的

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慢著，我也看過

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是《探索頻道》沒錯
它說要是你被水母…

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妳在自己身上撒尿？

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你不能這麼說！
你根本不瞭解

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我都快痛昏了

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總之我試了，但沒辦法…

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彎成那個姿勢

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所以…

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沒錯，我挺身而出

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她是我的朋友，她需要幫助

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如果有必要
我也會在你們身上撒尿

230
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只不過…
我尿不出來

231
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,423
我怯場了

232
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,094
我很想幫忙，但壓力太大了

233
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,221
所以我找錢德

234
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:03,105
喬伊一直對我大叫
〝快尿！快點尿！〞

235
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,484
有時在深夜裡
我還會聽到那個叫聲

236
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,491
那是我在隔壁嚇你

237
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,955
還有紫紅色和淡紫色

238
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:24,626
這就是我房裡的六十六種顏色

239
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,087
謝謝

240
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:31,884
大家都回去算算房裡的顏色吧

241
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,304
妳除外，妳給我滾

242
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,310
我馬上就走

243
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,479
我只想告訴妳…

244
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,441
我每天都在後悔把妳送人

245
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,651
好，再見

246
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,613
我還沒說完

247
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,241
我之所以沒找過妳
是因為…

248
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,494
我很怕妳的反應…

249
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,039
會跟現在一樣

250
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,542
我們不能重新開始嗎？拜託？

251
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,670
不行

252
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,175
好吧

253
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,677
抱歉

254
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,306
最後一件事

255
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,185
妳來找妳的家人

256
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,188
我就是了

257
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,316
沒別人了

258
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,946
我說完了

259
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,119
我們又沒什麼損失

260
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,080
妳說得對

261
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:47,918
我們又不熟
也沒什麼共同點

262
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,379
我不曉得，我們不見得…

263
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,798
沒有共同點

264
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,219
像我喜歡披薩

265
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,680
我…也喜歡披薩

266
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,598
是嗎？

267
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,184
等等，我喜歡披頭四

268
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,853
天哪，我也是

269
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,063
我就知道

270
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,107
等等，小狗狗可不可愛？

271
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,317
可愛死了

272
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,195
-對吧？
-看吧

273
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,865
但我還是很氣妳

274
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,908
我知道

275
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,578
我也很氣自己

276
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,709
妳想吃東西嗎？我有點餓

277
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,544
嘿，我也是耶

278
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,964
夠了，妳現在只是想嚇我

279
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,139
我好想你

280
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,391
我也很想妳

281
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:50,272
我對那封信好緊張

282
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,528
但是你這麼坦然認錯

283
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,865
證明你真的成長不少

284
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,952
大概吧

285
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:09,208
真的有，羅斯
你不該妄自菲薄

286
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,711
我媽一直覺得我們無法復合

287
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,715
她一直說〝狗改不了吃屎〞

288
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,640
真希望沒有這四個月的空白

289
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:30,938
但要是時間能讓你看清楚一點

290
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,483
我們當時分手了！

291
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,945
-要去咖啡廳嗎？
-好

292
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:42,532
這段感情會破裂是兩個人的錯

293
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:47,579
對，你和影印店那個女的
你昨天表明願意負責

294
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,624
我不知道我負的是什麼責任

295
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,252
-我沒把信看完
-什麼？

296
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,795
我睡著了

297
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,172
你睡著了？

298
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,968
當時是早上五點半

299
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:06,014
妳一廢話就廢話了十八頁

300
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,393
雙面都有！

301
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,479
還有…

302
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,191
〝你得〞是指〝你必須〞

303
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,110
〝你的〞是代表所有格

304
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:24,074
我居然會想跟你復合
我們根本就完了

305
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,244
無所謂

306
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:33,208
你星期六晚上
跟摩妮卡玩拼字遊戲時

307
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,793
一定不會寫錯字

308
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,004
-嘿
-對不起

309
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:41,383
我只可憐你會想我想到失眠

310
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,011
別怕我會睡不著

311
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,763
我還有妳的信

312
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,768
順便告訴你
這種事並不常見

313
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,520
並非男人都會這樣

314
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,564
這是很嚴重的

315
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,817
我就知道

316
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,574
{\an8}我贏了

317
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,534
{\an8}我們在玩金羅美牌？

318
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,622
{\an8}如果我們交往
就可以光著身體玩

319
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,084
{\an8}-別再說了
-好吧

320
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,753
{\an8}好啦

321
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,256
{\an8}好啦，我覺得你很棒

322
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,634
{\an8}我覺得你人很好、很聰明

323
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:25,886
{\an8}而且我愛你

324
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,682
{\an8}但你永遠是在我身上撒尿的人