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要是我們的雞和鴨
生小寶寶不是很有趣嗎？

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可以叫牠查克

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或狄克

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-嘿
-嘿

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-嘿
-我要請你們幫忙

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我剛才在洗澡，正在…

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沖洗時，我感覺到點東西

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很像打噴嚏，但是感覺更爽？

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不是，是我身上長了東西

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什麼東西？

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不知道，它長在我不能…

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我看不到，所以我想麻煩你們…

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幫我看一下

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不要

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拜託，又沒什麼

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-嘿…
-嘿…

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是什麼？是痣嗎？

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不是，太皺了，不是痣

19
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那是青春痘嗎？

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不是，它…

21
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比青春痘更高檔

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-你就去看醫…
-你們在幹……？

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確定了，冬天還有兩星期

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沒錯

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{\an8}這是咖啡廳，我都在這裡表演

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{\an8}-不錯
-他們是我的朋友

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{\an8}各位，這是文斯
文斯，我的朋友們

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{\an8}嗨

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-嘿
-文斯是消防員

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你從燃燒的大樓裡救過人嗎？

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九十八次，隊裡第一

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要是喬伊和我玩火柴

33
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就可以讓你累積到一百

34
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孩子，不能拿火災開玩笑

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你說得對，我知道

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{\an8}我要走了，晚上要值班

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{\an8}-星期六見
-好

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菲比，他好可愛

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但妳不是剛和那個
幼稚園老師開始交往嗎？

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{\an8}-傑森？
-是啊

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{\an8}我們晚上要見面

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{\an8}菲比？

43
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{\an8}一天約兩個人？妳不像這種人

44
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我知道
我只是喜歡拈花惹草而已

45
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我在玩弄別人，三心二意

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我是三心二意的花心大蘿蔔

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他們知道對方的存在嗎？

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{\an8}狗狗唸書時，嘴唇會動嗎？

49
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{\an8}他們不知道

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-各位
-嘿

51
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-怎樣？
-醫生怎麼說？

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他說不用擔心，是良性的

53
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-是什麼？
-他根本說不出來

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他只說是一種皮膚異常

55
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更糟的是，他說
由於無法辨認

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他不願意為我切除

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你應該去找我的醫生

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我帶著第三個乳頭去找他時…

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-他直接就把它給切了
-是啊

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我還蠻幸運的

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雖然比不上天生只有兩個乳頭的人

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至少他們知道你長了什麼
你的有名字

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也許醫學界會以你為名

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把它叫做羅斯

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大家會說
〝噢，他長了一個羅斯〞

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是啊，真酷

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彼特要跟我分手

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什麼？

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我剛才聽留言

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他說等他從亞特蘭大回來
〝我們得談一談〞

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-然後呢？
-就這樣

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沒有人會說我們得談一談
除非是壞事

73
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那不一定代表他要跟妳分手

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-是啊
-真的？

75
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也許他只是劈腿

76
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這麼做不會讓我變富裕
但我還是很高興

77
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我正在改變一個孩子的人生

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真好

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天哪

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天哪！

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-趕快通知消防隊
-不

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-不？
-不必找消防員吧

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應該找好的技工來

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他們來了，快走！

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等一下，為什麼？

86
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要是我想看消防員
我會找消防員約會，好嗎？

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只是一個多出來的乳頭

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很普通的第三個乳頭

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你可以把它切掉，直接切掉

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把上衣脫掉讓我看一下

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你在幹什麼？

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讓你看那個非常普通
可以直接切掉的乳頭

93
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這不是第三個乳頭

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首先，它長在你的屁股上

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不然是什麼？

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等一下

97
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-詹森，麻煩來一下
-我在跟漢彌頓講話

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他對怪東西很在行，叫他也來

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我得去幫彼特澆花

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你們知道嗎？
如果他想分手，我就不澆了

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如果他要分手
乾脆讓喬伊和我去澆

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懂我的意思吧？

103
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又或者…
我們可以對著花盆撒尿

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我受不了了

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我好怕會被捉到

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我快瘋了

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那為什麼不跟其中一個分手？

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妳不是在拈花惹草嗎？

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現在不好玩了

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比較像工作，很累人

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-那就選一個
-對啊，妳比較喜歡哪一個？

112
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文斯很棒，他是男人中的男人

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他好壯，真的好壯

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好，那就選文斯吧

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但是傑森好感性

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感性很重要，選他

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是啊，聽娘娘腔的話

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傑森才不娘娘腔

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不是啦，我是說錢德

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我晚上有約

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謝謝各位臨時趕來

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各位先生、女士
我行醫二十三年

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現在卻被難倒了

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這裡是書房

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你們看，燈光…

126
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少一點光…不好的光

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燈光走開

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看到了嗎？
下對指令就行了

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也可以用調的

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他那麼有錢，電視還真小

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那是視訊電話

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你們根本不該在這裡的
所以不要亂碰東西

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宜家家居，好舒服

134
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這裡太高級了

135
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-那個廚房是我見過最讚的
-我知道

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我是說真的

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冰箱還會祝我今天愉快

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你們看，百萬富翁的支票簿

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喬伊，把那個放下

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天哪，是彼特，快出去!

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-視訊電話要怎麼接？
-摩妮卡？

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原來是這樣

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摩妮卡，妳好嗎？

144
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呃…很好

145
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我來幫你澆花

146
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別忘了瑞秋旁邊那一盆

147
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錢德在沙發上

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我看到他了
你們還真不會躲

149
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-嗨，彼特
-你好嗎？

150
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彼特…

151
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那天你說要找我談一談

152
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請問是好消息還是壞消息？

153
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好消息，絕對是好消息

154
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等一下，有另一通電話

155
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你好嗎？

156
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,158
還是我

157
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我這裡有子母畫面

158
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好，我晚點再回妳電話

159
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摩妮卡？我在跟妳說話
我再回妳電話

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好，改天見

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-好，我愛妳
-我愛你

162
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我們也愛你

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好

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是好消息，是好消息

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-妳想會是什麼好消息？
-你們看

166
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,606
他開了一張五萬美元的支票
給一位戒指設計師

167
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,901
對不起，妳想會是什麼好消息？

168
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,697
天哪

169
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,866
摩妮卡要嫁給百萬富翁了

170
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,745
趕快打給媽
打給媽

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哈囉？

172
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,249
那是彼特的媽媽

173
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,840
妳得辦一個主題婚禮

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主題可以是…

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〝看我們多有錢啊〞

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00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,265
妳可以在喜帖裡放錢

177
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,393
妳可以用錢做成餐具

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第一道菜可以上鈔票沙拉

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雖然乾了點，但絕對受歡迎

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別再說了

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我們才交往兩星期
也不知道他會不會求婚

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他是彼特，跟別人不一樣

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00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,034
你們第一次約會就去羅馬

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00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:04,205
對其他男人來說
那是第三、四次約會的事

185
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,167
如果他要求婚，那就太瘋狂了

186
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,295
摩妮卡說得對
這可是婚姻大事

187
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,714
她不能太過著急

188
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:17,259
你又懂什麼？
你娶了一個女同志

189
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,559
我要走了，我要去跟文斯分手

190
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,895
所以妳選了那個老師？

191
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:31,899
我很喜歡文斯，但傑森好感性

192
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:35,486
長期來說，感性應該比…

193
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:39,740
這麼、這麼性感的身材來得好

194
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,246
傑森，絕對是傑森

195
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,665
-祝我好運吧
-祝好運

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00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,544
天啊

197
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:58,676
抱歉，我在想像接到鈔票拋花的感覺

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00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,472
（引擎公司）

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00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,892
抱歉，文斯在嗎？

200
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,185
在

201
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,645
-文斯
-來了

202
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,860
你們還會真的滑下來

203
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,154
什麼事？

204
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,784
這件事很難啟齒

205
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,913
我們還是別再見面了

206
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,543
很好

207
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,713
-對不起
-沒關係

208
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,759
我還以為我們之間很特別

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00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:45,139
我以為終於找到可以傾訴的對象

210
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,809
我還有好多事沒跟妳分享

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00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:53,022
-天哪，我不知道你…
-抱歉，我說不出話來了

212
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,026
我要去寫日記

213
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,989
等一下

214
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,241
（中央咖啡廳）

215
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:08,245
我說了，你如果想解決那個問題
就去找我的藥草師

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00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:13,083
謝了，我是想切除
不是想做成香料

217
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:18,005
當女生與長了怪東西的男人睡過後

218
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,341
都會跟朋友講

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拿來

220
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別生我的氣
但我就是忍不住

221
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新娘雜誌？

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我知道妳不會答應求婚

223
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,982
但是穿這套唐娜凱倫走紅毯

224
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,276
會有多美啊？

225
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,363
一定會很美

226
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,156
不結婚也要買

227
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,910
可以穿去夜店

228
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,287
真的很奇怪…

229
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:53,624
我說過不會答應
但是今天早上…

230
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,294
我躺在床上想像說願意的感覺

231
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,384
我知道有點突然，也很匆促

232
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,220
我也不是會做這種事的人

233
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,473
但這不意味著
我不能做，對吧？

234
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,433
畢竟我那麼愛彼特

235
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,186
我們追求同樣的東西

236
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,855
當我想到說願意的感覺…

237
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,857
我覺得很快樂

238
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,818
天哪

239
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我知道

240
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,906
我需要更多派

241
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:31,996
要是妳真的結婚
我可以帶兩個人去嗎？

242
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,001
妳沒跟消防員分手？

243
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,086
沒有，我的話
就是這個意思

244
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,673
其實他非常感性

245
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,092
他寫日記，還畫畫

246
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,012
他還為我畫了一幅炭筆畫

247
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:52,892
他比較想用水彩畫
但是黑炭比較容易取得

248
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,396
那妳要甩掉傑森嗎？

249
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,858
對，我總得跟其中一個分手

250
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:05,029
傑森很感性，但文斯也是

251
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而文斯又有身材

252
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,199
所以……

253
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,412
這其實只是數學問題

254
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,213
-傑森
-請進

255
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,098
妳在電話裡的語氣很嚴肅

256
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,267
出了什麼事嗎？

257
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,727
沒事

258
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,204
你一定是羅斯

259
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,416
-你好
-我是薩吉大師

260
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:06,090
老實說，我以前從未找過大師
所以…

261
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:09,176
放輕鬆
我在中美洲念過很好的醫學院

262
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:12,680
這樣你比較安心了吧？

263
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,767
來看看你的皮膚異常吧

264
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,852
請坐

265
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,901
跟我想的一樣，是昆度斯

266
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,238
什麼是昆度斯？

267
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,992
不知道，昆度斯
對你來說是什麼？

268
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,872
請趴下

269
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,959
我有一種藥膏可以讓它縮小

270
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,294
值得一試

271
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,547
那當然，效果應該…

272
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,466
噢，顯然不能這麼做

273
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,553
為什麼？

274
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,847
我們似乎惹它生氣了

275
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,266
我們惹它生氣了？

276
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,520
我看到問題在哪裡了

277
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,649
恐怕我們得動用
更有力的手段

278
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,819
愛

279
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,113
天啊

280
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:16,744
羅斯，它絕對不可能脫落…

281
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,163
除非你開始…

282
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,165
怎麼了？

283
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,625
它掉下來了

284
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,753
怎麼會？

285
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,963
被我的手錶刮掉了

286
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,549
嘿

287
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,762
燈光

288
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,098
浪漫的燈光

289
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,018
真棒

290
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,605
我說過有事情要告訴妳

291
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,650
對喔，我都忘了

292
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,361
嗯…

293
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,697
我最近想了很多

294
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,824
我回顧我的人生…

295
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,534
是嗎？

296
00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:01,038
覺得我已經征服了商界

297
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,917
我已經征服了知識界

298
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,670
現在又擁有世界上最美的女人

299
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,426
但是還有一個缺憾

300
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:16,970
什麼缺憾？

301
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,600
我該征服體育界了

302
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,604
好

303
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,442
摩妮卡，我想成為…

304
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,403
終極格鬥冠軍

305
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,281
你想做什麼？

306
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,326
我想成為終極格鬥冠軍

307
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,121
那是全世界最激烈的體能競技

308
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,997
在四十九州被禁

309
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,416
你在說什麼？

310
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,293
我的教練霍奇正在教我…

311
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,088
截拳道和巴西街頭搏擊

312
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,633
我還請人設計了專用的八角訓練場地

313
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,719
所以你找了擂台設計師

314
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,429
沒錯

315
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,851
我要妳在最前排
看我贏得勝利

316
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,520
我要妳近得可以聞到血腥味

317
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,190
妳覺得怎麼樣？

318
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,694
我的父母會很高興

319
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,869
瘋狂的內褲，爬上我的屁股

320
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:27,541
瘋狂的內褲，總是一成不變

321
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,377
瘋狂的內褲…

322
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,132
他來幹什麼？

323
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,217
繼續唱…

324
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,053
妳會搞定一切
不會有事的

325
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,899
謝謝大家

326
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:56,195
依照慣例
演唱完不要跟我說話

327
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,200
嘿

328
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,493
-嘿
-我剛好路過，看到妳在表演

329
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,579
妳在台上的感覺好棒

330
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,206
是啊

331
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,166
哇，搞什麼？

332
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,418
怎麼回事？他是誰？

333
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:16,089
我不知道，他突然跑來親我
快抓住他，文斯

334
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,301
-什麼？
-什麼？

335
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,763
好吧，我同時跟你們兩個交往

336
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:27,351
這種感覺很差，因為…

337
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,770
實在很過癮

338
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,400
你們兩個我都喜歡

339
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,028
我不知道該選誰

340
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,990
對不起，我很差勁
我人格有問題

341
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:45,661
菲比，別這樣，沒關係

342
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,871
我們又沒說
只能跟彼此一對一交往

343
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,124
我們也是，妳別擔心

344
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,085
真的嗎？

345
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,380
是啊，我們交往的時間又不長

346
00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:00,092
拜託，我們甚至還沒上過床

347
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,760
你們沒有？

348
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,975
-你們有？
-這是你們的問題

349
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,897
我真不敢相信
妳跟他上過床了？

350
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,858
我在公園做了燭光晚餐給你啊

351
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:21,029
菲比，我替妳省點事

352
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,163
幸好沒有太難看

353
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,169
妳在公園給他做燭光晚餐？

354
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:40,173
我也可以為你做…

355
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,759
我真不敢相信
我和一位…

356
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:46,638
在林木區點火的人約會

357
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,442
{\an8}不會有事的

358
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,278
{\an8}好嗎，狄克？

359
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,824
{\an8}你們好，我是薩吉大師

360
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,496
{\an8}他是鴨子吧？否則…

361
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,041
{\an8}就超出我的能力範圍了

362
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:18,879
{\an8}他咳得很嚴重，獸醫治不好

363
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,922
{\an8}你有辦法嗎？

364
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,342
{\an8}我看看

365
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,927
{\an8}我看看

366
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,723
{\an8}你能讓他吃下蝙蝠嗎？

367
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,861
{\an8}譯者：
鄭偉