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我剛撞見凱西光著身體

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真是酷刑

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要是你去打仗被俘
你就有福了

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事情越來越糟

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愛上室友的女朋友已經夠糟了

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而且我覺得她知道

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每次我們共處一室
氣氛就很詭異緊張

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就當我瘋了
但我覺得她也喜歡我

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現在我又看到她的裸體

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她穿著衣服
我還能想像她全身長滿爛瘡

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結果沒有，她很光滑

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很光滑

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他剛才那樣坐都走光了

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拿去

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-我待會打給妳
-好

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{\an8}那是誰？

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那是凱希，我們晚上要約會

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{\an8}約會？哇

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{\an8}你跟凱西分手了？真可惜

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沒有啊，我們很好

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{\an8}我跟她吃飯之前要先跟凱希吃

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-什麼？
-最扯的是我剛吃完一整個披薩

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{\an8}慢著，你明明就跟凱西在一起

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對，你幹嘛這麼衝？

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我是…

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為了你

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不斷跟美女追求性愛
一定很空虛

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那又怎樣？我們男未婚女未嫁

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喬伊

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凱西顯然無法滿足你的心靈

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但是凱希…

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我只看到她的後腦勺

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但是我感覺得到她聰明風趣

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能捉到你的心

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光看後腦勺就知道這麼多？

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你該定下來了

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做個選擇，愛你所愛

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誰是妮索艾？

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小泰山
用鼻毛盪來盪去

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不費吹灰之力

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我不知道怎麼接

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妳可以唱〝不費吹灰之力〞

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然後接下去

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也對，我喜歡

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慢著，你怎麼會那個…

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我玩過音樂

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也對，鍵盤嘛

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高中只是玩玩
大學才真正投入

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那時我才找到我的聲音

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我把果汁噴出來了，但是值得

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-天哪，我都忘了你的聲音
-是啊

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他常把自己鎖在地下室好久

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誰也不准聽那個〝聲音〞

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我想聽那個〝聲音〞

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不行，我很久沒彈了

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那是很私密的東西

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快嘛，俗擱有力就要秀

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-是啊
-不行啦，我的鍵盤在…

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好吧

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可以了

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帥，來吧

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來了

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我的東西沒有彈給別人聽過

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希望你們能瞭解這是在傳達…

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很私密的情感

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你們應該把我的作品

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看做是無字音詩

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-所以…
-你就彈吧

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這真是…

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太棒了

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真是…屌啊

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哇！我的天哪！

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真的嗎？

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對，你實在應該去表演

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謝謝你們，這真是…

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我想再彈另一首

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直昇機音效在另一張磁片裡
我馬上回來

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太好了，我好…

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幸好我爸替地下室隔音

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我居然讓他用那些手指摸我

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你們在說什麼？我好喜歡

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太動人了

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而且跟一般聽到的東西都不同

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妳是說音樂嗎？

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我知道你在想什麼

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好啦，你的胸部也很堅挺

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請進

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天哪，那是《海灘遊俠》嗎？

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對，我只是要看它的文章

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喬伊在嗎？

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他還沒回來，應該馬上就會到

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進來坐，船頭還是船尾？

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我沒差，你呢？

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我喜歡後面

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我是說船尾

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是我，聽著
我們在回程時出了狀況

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-怎麼了？
-我們在路上拋錨了

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我得走回去找變速器油

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幫我跟凱西道歉
說我馬上回去

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-你怎麼不自己說？
-我只有一枚硬幣，時間快要…

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喬伊？

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怎樣？

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時間不是到了？

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我也以為，看來還有一點…

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喬伊會晚一點，他跟妳道歉

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就剩我們兩個了

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-好
-我想也是

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你今天做了什麼？

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我約好要去剪頭髮

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-很好看
-然後取消了

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我可以幫你剪

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-真的嗎？
-對

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我是在姑媽的狗美容院學的
不過你要不要？

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狗美容？

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好，別把尾巴剪得太蓬

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你的髮質很好

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謝謝，我自己種的

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喬伊的髮質也很好

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對，喬伊的髮質很好

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差不多了，我幫你清一下

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妳在幹什麼？

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-看一下長度
-好

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看來沒問題

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電話！電話在發出聲音

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-哈囉
-老兄，是我

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是喬伊

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對不起，我們會拖上一陣子

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我弄到機油了，但是要加時

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發現變速器不在

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-什麼？
-一定是掉在前面了

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我們撞到一隻狗

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-好
-請凱西來聽，我要跟她道歉

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好…喬伊找妳

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嘿

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沒關係，放心好了

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別再道歉了，沒關係

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好，明天再聯絡

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-我該走了
-對，好

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我忘了帶皮包

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-我是真的忘了帶皮包
-我知道

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這樣很不好

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太糟糕了

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妳是說吻還是狀況？

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不，那個吻很棒

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-但這樣很不好
-對，好，這樣吧

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-我們忘了這件事
-什麼？

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我們壓抑我們的感覺

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即使這樣會痛苦一輩子
不錯吧？

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你真的做得到？

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我不得不
他是我最好的朋友

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而妳在跟他交往

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錢德，我很喜歡喬伊

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但是跟你…

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不，別說了

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妳會把我搞亂
我已經開始渴望了

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對不起

157
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要是你想假裝沒事
我可以試試看

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我們非這麼做不可

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好

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-再見
-再見

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妳還在外面嗎？

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沒有

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振奮人心

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無窮的時間

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三條街外有一家星巴克

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他的靈感好豐富，妳們看他

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謝謝各位

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接著不是該妳？

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-不，我今天不唱了
-為什麼？

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我不能接在羅斯後面

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那就像騎腳踏車的猩猩
接在披頭四後面一樣，天哪

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菲比，羅斯很爛

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他把客人都嚇跑了

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天哪，當世甚至沒有人欣賞他

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我巴不得能跟他一樣寂寞

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好，菲比…

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妳也很爛

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沒錯，菲比，妳…爛透了

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真是的

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妳們也很爛

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天哪
我居然又把自己鎖在外面了

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等一下

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天哪，出了什麼事？

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-這都是你買的？
-就是我

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為什麼？
我喜歡為我的朋友盡一點心

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你真好

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不，這個才叫好

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憑空冒出來的電視

189
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這是我的夢想

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00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,326
你哪來這麼多錢？

191
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我都２９了，還存什麼錢？

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你是世界上最棒的朋友

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我可不敢說

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你是
你買這些東西，還給我忠告

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對了，你不是要我定下來？

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我決定照做

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跟凱希？

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不，我要跟凱西繼續，她很酷

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-或者凱希
-不，凱西

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凱希也行

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不，凱西

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考慮一下凱希

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看來有人在喜歡凱希喔

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要不要我幫你們牽線？

205
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:11,869
那我這一生將了無遺憾

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你好厲害，真的真的好厲害

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謝謝

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摩妮卡說妳不想再表演了

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因為我和我的才華

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是真的嗎？

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算是吧

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我很想抱持無所謂樂觀的態度

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但是你的才華令我自慚形穢

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但是…

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菲比，這跟我做音樂的用意
正好相反

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我做音樂是想要啟發人心

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要是妳這麼困擾，那我…

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我就不彈了

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不，千萬不要

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我怎麼能讓這個世界
失去你的音樂？

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好吧

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00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:30,280
嘿，錢德
新家具很棒喔

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喬伊有你這個男朋友真好

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我吻了凱西

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真的還假的？

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-喬伊知道嗎？
-不知道

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你們想他有可能諒解嗎？

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你顯然沒有背叛過朋友

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我們都很感激

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要是你先坦承你的感覺再親她

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喬伊一定會退讓

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別這麼說！這不是真的吧？

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-真的啊
-他愛你

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那你們怎麼不告訴我？

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00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,695
我跟菲比聊過

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對，我覺得這是個好主意

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-對，我記得
-天哪！

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我該怎麼辦？

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你得告訴他

240
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為什麼我要告訴他？

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-你就是得說
-我知道

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我可以拿這件事寫一首歌嗎？

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茴香瑪格麗特？

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是真的嗎？

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我們只有茴香酒，所以是

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聽著，喬伊，我有事要說

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什麼事？

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是凱西的事

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我喜歡她
其實是非常喜歡

250
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-真的？
-對

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那你的時機正好
她不是我的女朋友了

252
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什麼？

253
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她跟我分手了

254
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-什麼時候？
-剛才上完表演課後

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我以為她在演戲，還讓別人看

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00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,651
太可惜了，你還好嗎？

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-不太好，但我沒事
-你喜歡她？

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對，但我不一定要喜歡她

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不，沒關係

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-真的？
-對，你知道為什麼？

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因為你先來告訴我

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我覺得這麼做最好

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你可能會很辛苦

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我跟她談的時候
覺得她在喜歡別人

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這就是我要跟你談的事

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我想我知道那個人是誰

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是誰？

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是我，我就是那個別人

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什麼？

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對，你昨天晚歸
凱西和我聊了起來

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事情演變到後來就…

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就什麼？你跟她上床？

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沒有，我只是吻了她

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什麼？那樣更糟！

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-怎麼會更糟？
-我不知道，反正都一樣

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對不起，我也沒辦法
我愛上她了

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那又怎樣？

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你背著我亂來？
我絕不會那樣對你

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你說得對，我無話可說
我太過份了

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過份？你根本就過份到

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連過份都不算過份
只能算正常

282
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:03,452
沒錯，沒錯
我很自責，你要相信我

283
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所以你買了這些東西？

284
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你知道嗎？

285
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:14,421
我不看你的電視
我不聽你的音響

286
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,926
烤麵包機裡有一個麵包我不吃
你知道為什麼？

287
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:22,638
因為…
因為它被你的背叛汙染了

288
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,476
今後這間房子對我而言是空的

289
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,728
我對你也很不爽

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跟你說一聲

291
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,697
那個麵包是為你烤的

292
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,631
天哪，他完全不行了

293
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什麼？

294
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菲比
他的音樂本來就爛到最高點

295
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,140
地下室的老鼠都去上吊了

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謝謝

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我不行了

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我再也不玩音樂了，妳願意…

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{\an8}妳可以完成我的作品嗎？

300
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,709
{\an8}接著上台？可以

301
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{\an8}我是說我願意盡力

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{\an8}我怎麼可能不行了

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{\an8}-什麼？
-我是故意彈得很爛

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{\an8}原來你一直都在故意

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{\an8}不，只有剛才那首