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醜裸男在裝飾耶誕樹

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天啊，你們該來看看
他的耶誕球有多大

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-嘿
-嘿

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妳們要給管理員小費多少錢？

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對，我們想給他五十塊
但如果妳們給太多，我們不想太丟臉

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今年我們只送他餅乾

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那麼給２５塊就夠了

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妳們送他餅乾？

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-給錢太冷漠了
-對

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餅乾可以表達關切之意

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好吧，我們破產了
但送餅乾真的有那樣的意義

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我了解

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一盤布朗寧餅乾曾跟我說打油詩

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菲比，我得問妳一件事
這是好笑的布朗寧餅乾嗎？

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不是特別好笑

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但我想他們加了大麻

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各位，妳們還送誰餅乾當做小費？

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郵差、管理員

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送報生

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天啊

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什麼？

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我想妳們不會喜歡這個

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天啊

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這是包在體育版的碎餅乾

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他還玩了我的字謎遊戲

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對，他答錯了
除非橫１４的〝蓋西文音樂劇〞

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正確答案是〝去死吧…〞

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（中央咖啡廳）

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我不敢相信耶誕節已經到了
你們知道嗎？

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前一天你還在吃火雞，隔一天

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天神在跳舞，鵝下在蛋

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所以每年這個時候，鵝都很輕鬆

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-大家好
-嘿

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嘿，瑞秋

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我幫妳買了禮物

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我來幫妳拆開

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這是彈簧圈

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記得嗎？

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滾下樓，不論一個或兩個

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大家都知道它是…

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一個大彈簧

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妳還在氣我，因為…

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你不想跟我在一起的理由清單？

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我們何不叫它是不幸的意外？

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阿甘，你住的地方有樓梯嗎？

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-有啊
-給你玩吧

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-大家好
-嘿

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袋子裡是什麼東西？

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只是一些禮物

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來吧，讓我們看看你買了什麼

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你知道你想要給我們看

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好吧

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這是小班送我爸媽的相框

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真的好可愛

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這是送給蘇珊及卡蘿的女女毛巾

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我買了這件上衣送給媽

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-羅斯，那真的好漂亮
-是嗎？

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看看這些逼真的假勳章

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媽會拿到最佳服裝獎

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在假軍校裡

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-嘿
-嘿

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-耶誕夜快樂
-妳也是

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天啊，你在哪裡買的？

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梅西百貨三樓的傢飾部

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他是我爸

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這是我爸的照片

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菲比，那是相框裡原來就有的照片

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不，他是我爸，我可以證明

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菲比，我以為妳爸在坐牢

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不，他是我繼父

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我生父在我出生前就拋棄了我們

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為什麼妳上不了歐普拉的節目？

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看吧，就是他

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我媽死前給了我他的照片
是同一個人

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甜心，這是相框原有的照片

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那個男的牽著柯利牧羊犬
在藍幕前面拍照

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那不是藍幕，那是…

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或許那天的天氣很好

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好吧，我得跟我外婆談一談

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-等一下，甜心
-菲比

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我試著勾引我老闆的前妻跟我上床

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喬伊

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菲比有問題時，大家都願意聽

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（訃聞）

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艾瑟林文斯頓

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死了

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嘿，小菲

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外婆，妳在做什麼？

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更新電話簿

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外婆

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我能再看一下我爸的照片嗎？

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沒問題

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怎麼了？

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我只是想看看他

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沒問題，拿去吧

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好吧

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這是妳爸在草原拍的

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他在教一個小男生放風箏

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這是他參加畢業典禮

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另一場畢業典禮

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另一場畢業典禮

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他真的是我爸嗎？

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他真的是妳…？

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當然是的

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我聞到煙味了
因為有人要火燒屁股了

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我…

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我們當祖孫這麼多年

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妳從來沒說過謊

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好吧，他不是妳爸
那是相框原有的照片

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天啊

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那是妳媽的點子

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她不要妳知道妳生父是誰

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因為他離開時，她真的很傷心

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我不想配合她

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但她死了，我很難跟她吵

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不是不可能，但真的很難

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好吧，他不是著名的樹醫生？

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我想他沒有住在
沒電話的緬甸小屋子裡

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就我所知，他在北部當藥劑師

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那一點道理都沒有

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為什麼村民要崇拜一個藥劑師？

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甜心

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-對
-對

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總之我只知道那麼多

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沒錯

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還有這個

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這是…

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他真正的長相

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我記得我爸穿著紅衣服

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黑色大靴子跟合成皮腰帶

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在樓下躲來躲去的
他不要我們看到他

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因為他喝醉了
他撞到東西，把大家都吵醒了

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那聽起來不像是個快樂的耶誕節

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誰說那跟耶誕節有關係了？

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-嗨
-誰有菲比的消息？

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沒有，完全沒消息

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我希望她沒事

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我能了解她的感覺

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你怎麼會了解她的感覺？

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她跟我們說了

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妳買了什麼？摩妮卡

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派對要用的東西

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你們應該去血拼不是嗎？

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你們還沒有買禮物？

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明天是耶誕夜，你們打算怎麼辦？

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黏土動畫人物才會那樣子說話吧？

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對了，摩妮卡
我想郵差不喜歡妳的餅乾

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這是妳媽寄來的裝飾品

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好吧

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或許郵差喜歡餅乾
只是我們給他的餅乾不夠多

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摩妮卡，連鴿子都比妳聰明

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瑞秋

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我知道怎麼做能讓妳開心一點

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妳何不列一張關於我的清單

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算了，我才不要站在這裡…

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列清單

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好吧，你愛抱怨

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你偏執，沒有安全感

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非常沒膽

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你無法把握當下

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你喜歡我一整年，卻沒採取任何行動

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還有…你擦了太多髮膠

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看吧，妳…

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好吧，妳照我的話去做了

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你知道嗎？你說的對
我覺得舒坦多了

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謝謝你，羅斯

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對，在奧巴尼
能告訴我法蘭克布非的電話嗎？

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好的，在伊夕卡？

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好吧，在沙拉托加？

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在奧尼昂坦？

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你知道嗎？你不該自稱是查號台

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嘿

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外婆，如果那是妳的真名

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別這樣，小菲，妳的氣還沒消？

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-怎麼樣？
-沒結果

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北部很大，他很渺小，妳自己想吧

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我想沒有他，妳能過得更好

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甜心，我知道他是妳爸

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對我來說
他仍是那個不負責的混蛋

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他把妳媽鎖起來
偷走她的庭院裝飾

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我了解，我只想知道他是誰

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對，我知道

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好吧

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我沒有完全對妳坦白
當我跟妳說我不知道

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他住在哪裡

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妳是什麼意思？

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他住在密德鎮羅爾路７４號

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看到乳製品女王，就代表妳過頭了

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妳可以開我的計程車去

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謝謝

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-不能讓其他人開那輛計程車
-我知道

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我要去見我爸了

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謝謝

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好吧

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祝我好運吧，外公

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嘿

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菲比把計程車開過來了嗎？

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對，她將隱形計程車開過來了

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上車吧

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她得快點過來，商店七點就打烊了

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別擔心
開車到菲比爸家要兩小時

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他們會見面，聊天，分享人生故事

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我們有的是時間

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-她來了
-嘿

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嘿

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嗨

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-嘿
-嘿

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你們能相信嗎？

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兩小時後我就有爸爸了

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對，非常重大

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-好吧，我們出發吧
-好的

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-拿去，這個給你
-好的

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〝煞車左邊，油門右邊〞？

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那是我的作弊小抄

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-我的安全帶在哪裡？
-那邊沒有安全帶

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急救人員得把它剪開

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-嘿
-嘿

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來吧，快告訴我，拜託

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這是第１６次
不，我不覺得你偏執

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-天啊，這裡真的好熱
-瑞秋，關掉暖氣

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-羅斯，拜託你關掉暖氣
-沒問題

222
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,837
那是不一樣的，偏執和…

223
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,172
羅斯，暖氣

224
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:22,468
好吧，暖氣，我算是偏執嗎？

225
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,428
好的

226
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,347
這邊是開

227
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,475
所以這邊是…

228
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,103
關

229
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,357
你把暖氣弄壞了？

230
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:39,485
不，我只是轉一下開關

231
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,445
就變成這樣了

232
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,863
把它裝回去

233
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:46,951
它…

234
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,162
-裝不回去
-我得打電話給管理員

235
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,789
來吧，讓我試試看

236
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:56,168
沒錯
我忘記妳有融化金屬的超能力

237
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,128
那個笑話很不錯

238
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,421
但一點都不好笑

239
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,257
崔格先生

240
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,384
我是住在樓上的瑞秋葛林

241
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,637
對，有人弄壞我們的暖氣開關

242
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,682
這裡真的很熱

243
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,851
對，熱到可以烤餅乾了

244
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,982
你能在六點前幫我們換新的嗎？

245
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,985
什麼？不，星期二？
我們不能等到星期二

246
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,945
今晚我們要舉行派對

247
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,446
好吧，給他小費

248
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,532
如果他不喜歡我們的餅乾
太可惜了

249
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,492
我不會被勒索

250
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,953
聽著，就算有點熱

251
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,830
我們可以辦主題派對

252
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,833
這是派對主題
〝請進，感受一下培根的生活〞

253
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,337
我們到了

254
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,256
７４號

255
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,552
原來這個的功用是那樣啊

256
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,681
就是這裡，我要見到我爸了

257
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,017
這真的很重大對吧？

258
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,269
-對
-當然

259
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,146
好吧，我要進去了

260
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,397
好的

261
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,857
祝妳好運，菲比

262
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,609
好的

263
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,777
我要進去了

264
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,156
我要進去了

265
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,242
我要去了

266
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,380
嗨

267
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,966
歡迎光臨我們的熱帶耶誕節派對

268
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,720
將外套、毛衣、褲子跟襯衫
放到臥室裡

269
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,600
很難看得出來，因為我在流汗

270
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,853
但我照瓶身說明使用髮膠

271
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:44,777
約豆子一樣的大小
那樣怎麼會太多呢？

272
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,114
冰塊？

273
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,910
冰塊，誰要冰塊？拿張紙巾

274
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,161
好吧

275
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,246
摩妮卡

276
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,417
摩妮卡，妳的客人變成肉乾了

277
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,753
真的嗎？我覺得蠻舒服的

278
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:06,006
排隊，兄弟，我是下一個

279
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,971
崔格先生

280
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,555
妳說妳們要辦派對

281
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,057
對

282
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,559
歡迎光臨我們的三溫暖

283
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,854
很熱嗎？
我的身體一向都能保持涼爽

284
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,482
或許是因為我的皮很厚

285
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,193
嘿，起司

286
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,614
這是個機會，摩妮卡，給他現金

287
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,951
瑞秋，把妳的耳環送給他
想想辦法，什麼都可以

288
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,703
不，我不會屈服

289
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:36,954
我支持摩妮卡

290
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,416
好吧，妳說我不懂得把握當下

291
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,003
雖然他是妳們的管理員
我要把握機會

292
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,631
崔格先生

293
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,968
這是五十塊，耶誕快樂

294
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,847
我沒幫你準備禮物

295
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,016
給你五塊

296
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,561
不，那是你的耶誕節小費

297
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:05,274
喔，你能順便修一下暖氣嗎？

298
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,735
不行，我跟女孩們說過

299
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,737
星期二才能拿到開關零件

300
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,156
-羅斯
-什麼？

301
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,074
他在打棒球

302
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,076
妳是說他在玩硬的嗎？

303
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,497
都一樣

304
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,332
你要怎麼辦？

305
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,668
對不起，我要把握機會

306
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,879
崔格先生

307
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,214
這是另一張五十塊

308
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,050
光明節快樂

309
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,344
這能幫助你快點拿到開關零件嗎？

310
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,763
不行

311
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,891
商店星期二才會開門

312
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,434
我發音有問題嗎？

313
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,105
你真的喜歡我的餅乾？

314
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,109
對，它們非常有感情
證明妳真的關心我

315
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,325
你太會把握當下了

316
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,410
髮膠男孩

317
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,623
好吧

318
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,750
這是槲寄生嗎？

319
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,420
不，那是…

320
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,881
那是羅勒

321
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,051
對

322
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,221
如果那是槲寄生，我可以吻妳

323
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,183
不，那是羅勒

324
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,490
好吧

325
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,867
-妳跑到哪裡了？
-信箱

326
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,079
好吧，我們有進步了

327
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,665
菲比，到底發生了什麼事？

328
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,293
這真的是一團糟

329
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:53,048
昨天我爸是著名的緬甸樹醫生

330
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,718
現在他是藥劑師

331
00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:01,056
或許他是很酷的藥劑師

332
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:05,644
或許是啊，我要去敲門

333
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,064
他會擁抱我，我就有爸爸了

334
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,901
我會去他的藥房，大家都會對我好

335
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:16,071
因為我是法蘭克的女兒

336
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,614
那為什麼妳不去敲門呢？

337
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:26,498
因為如果他不是個好爸爸呢？

338
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,753
如果他還是那個
拋棄我媽跟我們的混蛋呢？

339
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,507
對

340
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,051
你們知道嗎？

341
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,680
這星期我已經失去一個假爸爸

342
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,767
我想我還沒準備好要失去真爸爸

343
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,565
菲比，沒關係的
今天妳跨出一大步

344
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,318
-是嗎？
-對

345
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:58,030
有一天當妳準備好後
妳會跨過灌木叢

346
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,074
當妳那麼做
他會很慶幸自己有個這樣的女兒

347
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,827
你們太棒了

348
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,333
抱歉你們來不及去買東西了

349
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,961
沒關係，我們會想出辦法的

350
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,382
我知道妳不打算進去

351
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:21,094
妳覺得我能去跟他借廁所嗎？

352
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,514
沒關係，算了

353
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,226
很酷，下雪了

354
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,937
就跟一大張畫布一樣

355
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,532
天啊，真的好熱

356
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,037
我可以關掉暖氣嗎？

357
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,624
我們該早點想到那一點的

358
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,960
菲比，怎麼樣？

359
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:54,920
我沒辦法進去

360
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,256
-甜心，我很遺憾
-妳還好吧？

361
00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,259
沒事，因為我知道他在那裡

362
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,344
現在那就夠了

363
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,722
已經過了午夜，祝大家耶誕快樂

364
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,559
對，耶誕快樂

365
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,312
嘿，摩妮卡，開關壞了

366
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:16,149
我就從下面把暖氣整個關掉
希望妳不介意

367
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,497
瑞秋，這是給妳的

368
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,542
雨刷

369
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,502
可是我沒車

370
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:39,798
沒錯，有了這個新汽車芳香劑
妳會以為自己真的有車

371
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,304
好吧，菲比，輪到妳了

372
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,517
馬桶座墊紙

373
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,315
你們趁我去加油時買的嗎？

374
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,192
你們太貼心了

375
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,610
給羅斯的禮物

376
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:03,196
愛吃甜的傢伙

377
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,243
你們送我可樂？

378
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,204
還有檸檬口味的

379
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:18,128
這太多了
我覺得我該再送你一件毛衣

380
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,883
最後一位

381
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,596
在親熱時給妳最佳保護

382
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,775
譯者：
Alan Liu