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前情提要

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抱歉

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-菲比耶
-就這些嗎？

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-她們是雙胞胎
-菲比是菲比，烏蘇拉卻很辣

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-這是送烏蘇拉的
-是喔，很合

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馬塞爾，把遙控器還羅斯

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牠怎麼辦到的

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就烏蘇拉啊

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他是在跟她約會
但真有這麼嚴重嗎？

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-妳不懂我姐姐啦
-妳要跟喬伊談開了

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-他愛上了她了
-妳不會失去他的

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他們連床都沒上
這不算什麼

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有事嗎？

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瑞秋

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沒事

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我們室友要拆聖誕燈

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結果跌下陽台
好像傷到腳還是腳踝了

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天啊，到現在妳們家
聖誕燈還沒拆？

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填好後繳回來

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來吧

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好

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好了

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名字

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地址

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緊急時撥打電話

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妳

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真的？

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對

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妳真好

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我愛妳

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保險

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打勾
我要理賠

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妳沒有任何保險？

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為什麼要有
這要花多少錢啊？

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不知道，但光照Ｘ光
就可能要幾百塊

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-那要怎麼辦？
-那就什麼也辦不了了

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不然用妳的

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不行

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等等

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剛才我緊急電話填誰？

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這是詐領保險金額

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好吧
那就回家

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-好吧，過來，討厭
-謝謝，我愛妳

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給我一份新表格

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為什麼？

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我好笨

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我幫我朋友填表格

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但卻填錯了

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填成我自己的

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妳真笨

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沒錯，我是
我真夠笨的

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昨晚我夢到自己
跟兒子打美式足球

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好甜蜜

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不，是把他當成球

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我人在球場上
他們把小孩丟給我

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《坦帕灣隊》的防守球員直朝我衝來
我非採取行動不可

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《坦帕灣隊》很差

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是沒錯，但…

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我這隊只有我和小孩
他們應該可以征服我們

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所以我就…

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把小孩扔到對方場地

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你瘋了不成
那是小孩子耶

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難不成要他被對方撞倒？

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總之…

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突然間我來到對方場地

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這下換我要接住小孩了，對吧

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但我根本不可能來得及

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所以我就一直跑

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這時我卻醒來了

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我真的還沒準備好
要當父親

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你沒問題的

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你是整個北美洲最細心
最有責任感的男人

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你會是好爸爸

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對，羅斯，你和寶寶只需要
有個好的阻擋

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有人到過彩虹屋嗎？
很貴嗎？

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有叫餐的話

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我今晚要帶烏蘇拉去
今天她生日

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-那菲比生日怎麼辦？
-她什麼時候生日？

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今晚啊

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怎麼這麼巧？

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你慢慢想

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對喔

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你怎麼打算？

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能怎麼辦？我不想
搞砸和烏蘇拉這邊的事

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那你的朋友菲比就可以嗎？

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是真的朋友就能諒解啊
你們不就會這樣？

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老兄，要是我生日
你給我搞這套

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那你準備看我發飆吧

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加一小撮番紅花
會起很大作用

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好

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-摩妮卡
-是

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-對，是她
-好

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這是我朋友瑞秋

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瑞秋
我是米契爾大夫

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我是他朋友羅森大夫

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你這樣當大夫
會不會太可愛了點

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抱歉

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我是說年輕

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當大夫年輕了點

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-說的好，瑞秋
-謝謝

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只是扭到
沒什麼

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糗事妳沒說

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不糗啦

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這兩位帥醫生明晚要
跟我們約會，我答應了

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太瘋狂了
他們可是在那家醫院上班

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這簡直就像回到
犯罪現場一樣

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-我們別去約會了
-啥？摩妮卡，他們又帥

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又是醫生，帥醫生
是醫生又很帥

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好，到目前
我們知道什麼？

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天啊

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驚喜

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妳們搞什麼啦？
嚇死我了

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-那是蛋糕嗎？
-對

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我買了個檸檬爛糕

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別這樣
她馬上就到了

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但願沒砸爛

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〝生日快樂，灰椅〞

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或許可以用玫瑰
寫成Ｂ字

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就用特製蛋糕工具

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-怎麼了？
-我們只是…

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驚喜

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好棒喔
天啊

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一點也不嚇人

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各位，蓓蒂

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蓓蒂

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妳們找來蓓蒂
天啊，好棒

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我喜歡的人都聚在一堂

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喬伊呢？

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看到蓓蒂嗎？

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跟你說吧，我不介意投資
生產蕃茄乾產業

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五年前要是有人跟我說
我們可以讓蕃茄變棗乾

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我會說
給我滾出去

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爸，我出生前
你有很緊張嗎？

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我沒緊張
我只是說…

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要是有人來跟我說

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爸，我是在說
生小孩的事

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你有過那種

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為人父恐慌症嗎？

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沒

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妳媽很盡責
我全心衝事業

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我不常在家

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你講半天是要講這個嗎？

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不是啦，爸
我只是在想

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還來得及彌補
我可以陪你做些事

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你一直說想去威廉斯堡
就去那好了

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謝了，爸

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我只是

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我只是想弄清楚

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你是何時才覺得
自己已經當爸了

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好像是你出生第二天

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我和你媽在病房
你媽在睡覺

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他們帶你進房
讓我抱著

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你是個長得紅紅醜醜的東西

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突然間，你用手掐了我手指一下

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緊緊抓住

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抓得好牢

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那時我才醒悟

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那你不想去威廉斯堡嗎？

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可以啊

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吃魚吧

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瑞秋，帥醫生來了

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來了

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請進
麥可、傑夫瑞

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-嗨
-嗨

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我們帶了酒來

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這是波格奈酒莊的名酒

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-怎麼能不喝
-好棒

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-摩妮卡，腳踝好嗎？
-就…

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妳自己講

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畢竟腳踝長在妳身上

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好多了
謝謝

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請坐
我們拿杯子

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-好
-好

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馬上

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乾脆把身份說清楚吧

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-不會有事的
-不可能，會惹禍上身

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摩妮卡，別這麼沒用好嗎？

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沒用？我頭腦清楚
有錯嗎？

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-所以呢？
-她們還是很正常

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因為她們本來就很正常

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承認吧
每次跟醫院病人約會都…

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別窮緊張
你看看身邊

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沒有異教徒的聖壇

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角落沒堆人骨

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她們沒問題
跟我這樣做

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不能那樣好嗎？
妳有時候真的太天真

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-我才不天真
-真的

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-是妳窮緊張
-妳有公主病

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-妳知道怎樣嗎？
-怎樣啊？

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妳越來越像妳媽

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借過，來了

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這地方很棒
妳們住多久了

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謝謝，差不多六年

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瑞秋前幾個月才搬來的

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我本來要嫁人了

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00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,962
但臨到聖壇才甩了人家

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-真的嗎？
-真的

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這是有點自私啦
不過…

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我就是這樣啊

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嚐嚐鷹嘴豆沙拉醬吧

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摩妮卡，妳是從事什麼行業？

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我是上流餐廳的大廚

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-好厲害
-沒錯

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因為我可以對人頤指氣使
正好是我的嗜好

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沙拉醬好好吃

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天佑鷹嘴豆

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天啊

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我真是被寵壞了

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沒了

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我剛有說高中時

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我胖得像豬嗎？

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我以前會尿床

213
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我用胸部吸引人

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我們都這樣

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摩妮卡和瑞秋住處

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等等
瑞秋，是妳爸

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爸

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不，是我

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爸
現在不方便

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有件事…

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我一直想跟你說

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抱歉

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記得大一時

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比利德瑞斯金和我
在你們床上做愛

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爸

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爸，為什麼？
我怎麼可能會跟比利德瑞斯金上床

227
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,050
他爸可是你工作上的死對頭

228
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,635
妳慘了

229
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,099
羅斯，牠又拿到遙控器了

230
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,518
好

231
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,062
或許牠知道怎麼轉回來

232
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,317
或許不會

233
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,570
喂

234
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,491
是

235
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:49,119
等等，我看她在不在

236
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:53,249
醫院的護士
她說表格有問題

237
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,209
天啊，怎麼辦？

238
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,253
先問清什麼事

239
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,296
妳來問啦

240
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,216
我是摩妮卡

241
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,176
是？

242
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,681
我們馬上過去
謝謝

243
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,643
忘了簽入院單

244
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,105
-妳說的對，不值得這樣
-謝謝

245
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,065
我去換衣服

246
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,195
-好
-好

247
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,239
有麻煩？

248
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,576
妳姊姊前晚
失約沒到

249
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,454
人家不支持感覺是不是很差

250
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,418
-有打給她看看嗎？
-打了兩天

251
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,421
餐廳說她在忙

252
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,299
沒想到她就這樣甩我

253
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,768
（瑞夫餐館）

254
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,570
妳好

255
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,450
有空嗎？

256
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,494
有啊，就工作沒什麼

257
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,421
那…

258
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,550
送妳生日禮物

259
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,344
妳記得喔

260
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,310
是兒童廚具組

261
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,271
-就跟妳…
-對

262
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,024
我也有東西給妳

263
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,193
妳怎知我要來？

264
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,779
就雙胞胎的心電感應

265
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,367
不敢相信妳會這樣

266
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,410
不敢相信妳會…

267
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,329
這樣

268
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,669
妳和喬伊怎麼了？

269
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,796
對了

270
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,799
他人很好
但我們結束了

271
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,593
-他知情嗎？
-誰？

272
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:15,099
喬伊，他對妳很著迷

273
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,059
是嗎？為什麼？

274
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,394
問倒我了

275
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,521
抱歉

276
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,399
這不是有附沙拉嗎？

277
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,819
妳會打給他嗎？

278
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,947
-他有喜歡我嗎？
-不是啦，是喬伊

279
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:35,077
不會，他很聰明
他自己會想通的

280
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,870
要吃雞肉嗎？

281
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,082
不了，不吃有臉的東西
記得嗎？

282
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,127
妳都沒變

283
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,837
對，妳也一樣

284
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,925
記得我們嗎？

285
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,556
妳之前打來說
要簽入院表格

286
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,267
我們想乾脆重填

287
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,561
因為呢…

288
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,230
名字又寫錯了

289
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,775
-因為…
-妳很笨

290
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,738
對，我很笨

291
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,824
我用支票支付吧

292
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,076
這保險會給付，知道吧

293
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,871
知道
只是我也不聰明

294
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,583
好吧，最差的狀況

295
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,127
如果說你從沒覺醒
自己成了父親

296
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,340
而你的兒子從沒覺得你是他父親

297
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,470
而他的人際關係
因此全受到影響

298
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,388
你到底要講什麼？

299
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,558
應該有

300
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,563
猴子是怎麼了？

301
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,649
有毛球

302
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,153
該誰了？

303
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,405
你，〝腎臟〞我得４３分

304
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,076
才沒，你〝恩臟〞得零分

305
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,620
Ｋ字母呢？

306
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,630
救命啊
猴子吞了一顆Ｋ

307
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,340
猴子給我抱出去

308
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:15,010
請諒解，動物醫院在城另一邊
牠噎到了，我不知如何是好

309
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,888
-怎麼回事？
-馬塞爾把拼字牌吞下去了

310
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,849
抱歉

311
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,644
這醫院是醫人的

312
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:26,230
太太，牠是人啊
牠有名字耶

313
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,065
牠還會看電視

314
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,026
沒人注意時還會自慰

315
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,612
求求妳大發慈悲

316
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,073
-我來看看吧
-謝謝

317
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,366
-麥可
-瑞秋

318
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,867
-啥？
-摩妮卡

319
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,536
好

320
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,424
好

321
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,260
烏蘇拉

322
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,680
妳來幹嘛
我一直打給妳

323
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:00,931
這個

324
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,977
別說這個
我認得這口氣，我常用

325
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,312
抱歉

326
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,357
我不懂
怎麼了？

327
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,026
妳在橋下說的話呢

328
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,529
對

329
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,741
忘了我在橋下說的事吧

330
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,162
我醉了
講都是傻話

331
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,873
妳不喝酒的

332
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,625
沒錯，我不喝

333
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,044
但我因為你而醉

334
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,007
-烏蘇拉
-但我們不可能有進展的

335
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,427
為什麼？
是因為我是菲比的朋友

336
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,472
要是這個原因
你會願意跟她絕交嗎？

337
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,644
不行，我辦不到

338
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,106
那麼，就是因為菲比

339
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,277
這個，我跟她只能選一個

340
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,865
那，真的抱歉了

341
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,996
我呢…

342
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,624
我很難忘得掉你

343
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,500
我懂

344
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:21,094
不知道是因為要分手
還是…

345
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,388
但妳從沒這麼美過

346
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,098
真的嗎？

347
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,214
-菲比？
-是

348
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,393
好小一隻喔

349
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,813
-我們收到消息了
-牠沒事吧？

350
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,357
醫生把牌拿出來了

351
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,318
他還找到另兩顆

352
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,073
我們猜牠是想拼
猴子這個字

353
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:32,874
醫生說牠不會有事
只是睡著了

354
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,376
所以

355
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,336
有當爸的感覺了嗎？

356
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,338
沒有，為什麼？

357
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,342
你都撐過來了
做了該做的事

358
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,344
很有當爸的樣子

359
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,305
牠醒了

360
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,557
小朋友，你好嗎？