1
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不敢相信
都過了半小時了

2
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要是這是卡通
你到時都變成火腿了

3
00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,347
服務生來了
抱歉喔

4
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-小姐？
-是菲比

5
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-嗨
-嗨

6
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嗨

7
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就點這些嗎？

8
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等等
妳在這裡幹嘛？

9
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我剛在那邊

10
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然後你們說〝抱歉小姐〞
所以我就過來啦

11
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不是啦
妳怎麼會在這上班？

12
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對，因為這裡離我住處很近
而且圍裙很可愛

13
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我們可以從頭來一遍好嗎？

14
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好，很好
那我回那邊去

15
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不知是不是在考驗我
還是作作樣子

16
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但我的猴子真的失控了

17
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牠一直把答錄機上的
留言刪除

18
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應該不是故意的

19
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這事我幹過

20
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然後連續三天牠搶在我前面
拿走報紙

21
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在填字遊戲上尿尿

22
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這我可沒幹過

23
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你看一眼，跟我說她和她姊姊
長得不像

24
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我覺得不一樣啊

25
00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,043
她們可是雙胞胎耶

26
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不在乎
菲比是菲比，烏蘇拉很辣

27
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我們說過的那件事
還記得嗎？

28
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不要再做了如何

29
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-嗨
-嗨

30
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菲比
猜今天我們遇到誰了

31
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這好玩

32
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-連恩尼遜
-不是

33
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-莫利薩佛
-不是

34
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-我的髮型師
-不

35
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這樣玩下去會沒完沒了

36
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妳姊姊烏蘇拉

37
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-真的嗎？
-真的

38
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她在那個地方上班

39
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瑞夫餐館，我知道

40
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妳也知道？她說妳們好幾年
不講話了

41
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是啊

42
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她變胖了嗎？

43
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從我角度來看是沒有

44
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你是什麼角度？

45
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菲比，妳們兩個處不來嗎？

46
00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:03,433
就一些姊妹間的小事

47
00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:06,769
大家都說她比較漂亮

48
00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,440
她也先學會走路

49
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雖然我只比她晚幾個小時

50
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但在我父母眼中
就不稀罕了

51
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菲比，真抱歉，我要走了
我要上無痛分娩課

52
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我要上地球科學課
不過我們健身房見？

53
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只有你和卡蘿會去嗎？

54
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沒，蘇珊也會去

55
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老爸、女同志
家長成員都到了

56
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這不會尷尬嗎？

57
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不會，一開始或許會

58
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但現在我已經很自在了

59
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-羅斯，那是我的外套
-我知道

60
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大家好，我們是羅斯丹家

61
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我是潔西，他是麥可

62
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我懷的是龍鳳胎

63
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厲害，下一對

64
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大家好

65
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我是羅斯蓋勒

66
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肚子裡是我兒子

67
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這位是卡蘿威利克
這位是蘇珊邦奇

68
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蘇珊是卡蘿的…

69
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誰是下一對？

70
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抱歉我沒聽清楚
蘇珊是…

71
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-蘇珊是卡蘿的朋友
-是終生伴侶

72
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就好朋友

73
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-是情人
-女人不都這麼親嗎

74
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-蘇珊跟我住一起
-不過跟她結婚的是我

75
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-是卡蘿，不是我
-有點複雜

76
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-但我們相安無事
-沒錯

77
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所以雙胞胎喔

78
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像生兩胎一樣

79
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喔

80
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妳也一樣，海倫

81
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妮娜布克邦德到了

82
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好，請她進來

83
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好

84
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-請進
-你找我？

85
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是，我剛在看妳的資料

86
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妳一直把禮拜五的數字
往後延

87
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你覺得這樣不好
原因是…？

88
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因為這有損我的週網量

89
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抱歉，我沒聽懂

90
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週網量

91
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每週預估網路用量系統
簡稱週網量

92
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喔，懂了懂了

93
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不會再犯了
我不會讓你的…

94
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週網量受到減損

95
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她不僅是可愛好嗎？
而且還是…

96
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非常非常可愛

97
00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:09,118
沒差啦，兔子不吃窩邊草

98
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羅斯

99
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你的小動物又去拿遙控器了

100
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馬塞爾，把遙控器給羅斯

101
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馬塞爾

102
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馬塞爾，立刻把遙控器
給羅斯

103
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把遙控器給羅斯

104
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-好極了
-別緊張，我會搞定

105
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好耶，厄寇

106
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西班牙文版也叫厄寇

107
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牠怎麼辦到的

108
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請問一下喔
聖誕燈一直開著

109
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是要讓大家整年快樂嗎？

110
00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:56,415
有人應該要在新年
去拆掉燈的

111
00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,417
但很顯然有人忘了

112
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有人該寫張紙條

113
00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:05,591
叫瑞秋去拆燈
再把紙條貼在冰箱上的

114
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這紙條貼多久了？

115
00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:12,807
你上哪去了

116
00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,310
瑞夫餐館，烏蘇拉好像喜歡我
我只點咖啡

117
00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:20,273
但她卻送了鮪魚三明治
和四盤圈圈薯條

118
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得分

119
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她好辣

120
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聽好，你進一步行動前

121
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可能要先跟那個誰商量過

122
00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:35,913
-真的？
-對啊

123
00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,040
-菲比？
-是

124
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你覺得我約妳姊好嗎？

125
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幹嘛？你幹嘛要這樣

126
00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,509
這樣我們約會時
她才會到啊

127
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喔，我是說
我姊姊不歸我…

128
00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,352
管它的

129
00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,441
我是說
我們曾經是同一顆卵

130
00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:06,861
但我們細胞分裂成兩個人

131
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,738
我也不確定
有何不可…好吧

132
00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:10,323
酷，謝了

133
00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:17,038
-妳還好嗎？
-對，很好

134
00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:20,291
要看西班牙片嗎？

135
00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:36,891
抱歉

136
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,811
嗨，抱歉，我遲到了
卡蘿呢？

137
00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:44,232
她學校有事
家長的事

138
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,109
你不用參加
我來學就好

139
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:52,532
不，我應該留下來
我們倆都應該上課

140
00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:53,950
太好了

141
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,618
這有意思了

142
00:08:55,826 --> 00:09:00,331
好了，我們先從基本的
第三階段呼吸練習開始

143
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,291
媽媽們，請躺好

144
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:06,420
教練們，請撐好媽媽的頭

145
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,345
-啥？
-啥？

146
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,347
難道要我演媽媽嗎？

147
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:20,017
好吧，我只好再強調一遍
精子可是出自我喔

148
00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:25,690
我搞不懂為什麼我是女人
就不能當教練

149
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,692
我懂了，那妳的建議是？

150
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,860
-來投硬幣決定吧
-投硬幣？

151
00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,946
不，那我選頭

152
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,615
躺下吧，孩子的媽

153
00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:42,707
好吧，各位媽媽
深呼吸，好好的伸展吐氣

154
00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,169
很好

155
00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:50,298
想像各位的陰部正在張開

156
00:09:50,464 --> 00:09:52,466
像花兒一樣

157
00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,313
狄先生，你好

158
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,814
不算太好

159
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,900
年度使用數據出來了

160
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,737
-然後呢？
-很難看

161
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:16,282
打從１９７０年代以來
從沒看過這麼難看的數字

162
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:21,203
-這代表什麼意思？
-不得不裁員了

163
00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:25,416
我知道上週我遲到了
但我睡得不好，頭髮很亂

164
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,917
不是要裁你

165
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,878
別緊張

166
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,506
你有過資遣員工的經驗嗎？

167
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,176
妮娜

168
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,387
妮娜

169
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,891
妮娜

170
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,144
妮娜

171
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,355
你還好吧？

172
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,191
沒事

173
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,821
這個呢，今天找妳來呢

174
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,782
拜託別恨我

175
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,408
怎麼了？

176
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,996
改天要一起共進晚餐嗎？

177
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,754
菲比，妳生日想要什麼？

178
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:16,425
真正想要我媽還在世
跟我一起慶祝

179
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,472
好吧

180
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,726
這麼說吧
要不要瑰珀翠高檔身體用品

181
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,854
-浴鹽不賴
-好，那就好

182
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,156
這是哪啊？

183
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,076
妳覺得冷，而我則是想尿尿
剛好又有咖啡廳

184
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,120
能壞到哪去呢？

185
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,372
有答案了

186
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,291
她來幹嘛？

187
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,920
這是上帝的旨意
要我們在家用餐別亂跑

188
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:57,383
-她被瑞夫餐館開除了嗎？
-昨晚我們去時…

189
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,261
她一直送旗魚來
妳有要去…？

190
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,680
等我們點餐再去
畢竟是跟她點，對吧？

191
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,391
很像是她

192
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,435
-抱歉
-怎樣？

193
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:09,562
是我們啊

194
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,526
對，是我啊

195
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,572
妳也在這裡？

196
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,949
跟妳們一樣啊

197
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,451
該妳了

198
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:27,121
-我們想點餐了
-很好

199
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,833
-兩杯拿鐵
-一些餅乾

200
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,626
不賴啊

201
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,466
-絕對是她沒錯
-對

202
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,560
真難以置信

203
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,938
結果你還是無法開除她？

204
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,650
妳也沒拆聖誕燈啊

205
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,363
恭喜喔，你剛找了個
最難吵起來的話題

206
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,991
我只是想等到適當時機

207
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:07,286
應該不難
因為你們正在約會

208
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:13,042
〝親愛的，妳被開除了
不過上班前我們來一下如何〞

209
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,297
-嗨
-嗨

210
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:24,053
既然人都進來了
就不用再敲門了

211
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,639
我來開

212
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,894
黑考斯先生

213
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,521
妳們又在弄了

214
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,231
我們什麼都沒弄啊

215
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,567
我們只是坐著靜靜聊天而已

216
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,986
但我的天花板很吵

217
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,949
而且我的貓睡不著

218
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,244
你根本沒養貓啊

219
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,371
我本來可能養的

220
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再見，黑考斯先生

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我們會小聲點

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00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,758
菲比，可以幫個忙嗎？

223
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,010
試穿一下看合不合身

224
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:09,139
我這輩子第一次收到的生日禮物
真的很…

225
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,601
不是啦，這是送烏蘇拉的
但我想妳們身材一樣

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沒問題，好

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00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,482
好，很合

228
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,069
你又要約她了嗎？

229
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,488
對，冰上嘉年華

230
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:25,948
你們是來真的

231
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,451
我從沒見過
你肯為女朋友花錢

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00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,455
不知道，我就是喜歡她啊

233
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,042
她跟別人不同
她有某種特質…

234
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,545
讓你迷上她
懂了，你喜歡她，很好

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00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,091
菲比，我事先問過妳
妳說沒意見的啊

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但現在有意見了

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好吧

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但現在我對妳有意見這事
很有意見了

239
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,558
好吧

240
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,315
快織，好女人
快織

241
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,539
這邊是克萊斯勒大樓

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-妮娜
-道格拉斯先生

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領帶很正

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00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,924
她還在

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是，她還在

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00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,637
我不是有附紙條給你報告過

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00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:34,767
在我開除她後，她的心理醫師
法蘭醫師

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發藍醫師

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告知我，她對開除一事
適應不良

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00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,985
還用了〝非常激動〞這樣的字眼

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少開玩笑了
她明明就很…

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沒有，妮娜嗎？她…

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00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,494
要是你去問她

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00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,622
她對被開除一事
完全沒有印象了

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太不可置信了

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卻又很可信

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所以我決定
在確定她不會傷害自己

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或傷害其他人之前
不要再開除她一次

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00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:12,471
好吧，人對事情的反應
真的很難預料

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00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,642
所以才有心理學吧
老闆

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00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,481
這聲音是爸媽都終生難忘的

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畢竟，這是生產的奇蹟

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請開燈

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00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,196
這就是生產的過程

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00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,657
下一週就是最後一堂課了

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00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,785
蘇珊，往前跑

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00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,084
太了不起了
真是太了不起了

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00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,377
什麼東西了不起？

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剛才那女人…

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的表現

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我才不要經歷那種事

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只要寶寶不生出來就好了
那就一切依舊

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-只要不生出來
-卡蘿，親愛的

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-一切會順利的
-你懂個屁

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又不會有人跟你說
那是你的鼻孔嗎？

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00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,733
可以把這肉塊
從這推出去嗎？

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00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,569
卡蘿，親愛的

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深呼吸吐氣

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我知道這很嚇人
但往想遠一點

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00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,286
生產不過是那短短一天

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等生完後，我們這輩子
就成了人家的父母了

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00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,044
這麼辛苦不就是為了這點嗎？

283
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,336
對吧，羅斯？

284
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,505
羅斯

285
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,341
我要當爸爸了

286
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,721
-你現在才想到嗎？
-我是知道會有個孩子

287
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,308
只是一直沒想到
孩子也會有我

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00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,602
你會做得很好的

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00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,270
妳怎麼知道

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00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,565
我連叫馬塞爾別吃浴室踏墊
都沒辦法了

291
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,609
要怎麼養育小孩

292
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,361
科學家說…

293
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,656
猴子和小孩是不一樣的

294
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,244
-去哪？
-出去

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00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,871
跟誰？

296
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,581
是的

297
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,792
可以問你一件事嗎？

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00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,254
你們有那個了嗎？

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00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,924
就那個

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有嗎？

301
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,804
雖然這不干妳事

302
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,764
但還沒，可以嗎？

303
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,563
妳是指做愛對吧

304
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,866
-有空吧
-有，妮娜，怎麼了？

305
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,662
不知道，過去幾天
大家都躲著我

306
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,831
看到我表情都怪怪的

307
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,460
喔，可能是因為…

308
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,254
大家都嫉妒我們吧

309
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,964
可能

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00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,342
但他們收走剪刀
就說不通了吧

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00:18:56,260 --> 00:19:00,097
或許是因為要給妳加薪了

312
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,559
-有嗎？
-當然，為什麼不呢？

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00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,812
天啊
你好棒

314
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,314
還不只呢

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00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:13,610
海倫，請記得布克邦德小姐
加薪的事文件要弄好

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00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,948
那還要把她精神病歷
送到人事處嗎？

317
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,993
-什麼
-海倫有酗酒問題

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00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,495
願意嫁給我嗎？

319
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,921
-最後我全盤托出了
-她反應如何？

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00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,216
很好
除了釘書針

321
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,720
小提示，要是遇到同樣狀況

322
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,681
手千萬別放在桌上

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00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,852
我應該知道怎麼操作了

324
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,776
可以關掉嗎？
可以弄走嗎？

325
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,862
因為我看不下去

326
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,947
-好了，菲比，關掉了
-好

327
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,408
妳還好嗎？

328
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,537
對，就烏蘇拉那事

329
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,414
菲比，問妳一句

330
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,834
他跟她約會
就真的有這麼糟嗎？

331
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,086
沒錯

332
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,424
不是說她很壞什麼的

333
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,427
但她老是壞了我的好事

334
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,681
我八歲時，不肯借她
兒童廚具組

335
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,892
她就把廚具扔到車底

336
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,603
還有蘭迪布朗

337
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,271
他就…

338
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,650
妳們有過青梅竹馬般的男友嗎？

339
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,319
-沒有
-沒

340
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,906
他就是我青梅竹馬的男友

341
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,659
她卻搶走他

342
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,745
卻讓他心碎

343
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,123
之後他再也不理我了

344
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:54,670
因為他說不想再看到
跟我們一樣的人

345
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,131
菲比

346
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:02,803
我很清楚喬伊不是我的男友
或兒童廚具組

347
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,264
或什麼，但是…

348
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,267
-妳不會失去他的
-妳要跟他談開來

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00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,810
對，好

350
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,146
他不會懂妳的想法
如果他知道妳這麼想

351
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,982
他愛上她了啊

352
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,192
拜託，才不過交往一週

353
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:21,738
連床都沒上過
根本不算什麼

354
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,576
好吧

355
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,705
好

356
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,767
有什麼事嗎？

357
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,564
（待續）

358
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,785
瑞秋，妳幹嘛啦？好冷喔
妳到裡頭來好嗎？

359
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,829
不要

360
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,749
是妳叫我拆掉的

361
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,543
那我就來拆啊

362
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,880
瑞秋

363
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,550
-瑞秋
-我沒事

364
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:25,927
黑考斯先生

365
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,598
黑考斯先生，可以幫幫我嗎？

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00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,977
我就說吧