1
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Hello!

2
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What's this?

3
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Oh, right!
It's that girl's phone number.

4
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There it is.
Just a phone number...

5
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...a really hot girl gave me.

6
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No big deal. I mean,
it is her home phone number but...

7
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Whoa!

8
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Whoops! Heh. Almost lost this baby!

9
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The lovely Amanda gives me her number,
and I go and drop it.

10
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[GASPING]

11
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[SNEEZES]

12
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Thank you.

13
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- Rachel?
- Yeah?

14
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- When's your birthday?
- May 5th. Why?

15
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I'm making a list of birthdays.

16
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- Mine's December...
- Yeah, whatever.

17
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CHANDLER:
Oh! She's pretty!

18
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Pretty, uh, pretty girl. The pretty...
She's pretty.

19
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- Go ask her out.
- Ha, ha.

20
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- What's the worst that could happen?
- I could die.

21
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Yeah, it's tough being single.

22
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That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.

23
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Ross, you guys went out once.

24
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You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese,
and you didn't even kiss her.

25
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I tell people secrets.

26
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It makes them like me.

27
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Hey.

28
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[PHEOBE SNEEZES
AND GROUP GROANS]

29
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Phoebe.

30
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You're sick.
You shouldn't play. Go home.

31
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[IN CONGESTED VOICE]
But I'm unemployed.

32
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My music is all I really have now.

33
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Well, music and making my own shoes.
Pretty, huh?

34
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All right, I'll do it.

35
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I'll go get shot down.

36
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Any advice?

37
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Just be yourself...

38
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...but not too much.

39
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Wish me luck.

40
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Good luck!

41
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Wish it!

42
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Hi. I was just sitting over there and...

43
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Uh, my name's Chandler.
Did I say that?

44
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No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.

45
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- Kathy with a K or a C?
- With a K.

46
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Hey!

47
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Wow, you are really good at this!

48
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I'm out on a limb here!

49
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I'm sorry. You're right.

50
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But I should tell you
I'm waiting for a date.

51
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And there he is now!

52
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- Hey!
- Hey!

53
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- Hey! Hey!
- Hey!

54
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- I see you guys already met.
- Yeah.

55
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I was trying to demonstrate...

56
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...how I could get my
very large feet...

57
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...into my even bigger mouth.

58
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Didn't I tell you?

59
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Always showing off.

60
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[CHUCKLES]

61
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Before I start, I want to say
that I have a cold.

62
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So if I sneeze during a song,
it's not on purpose.

63
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Oh! Except the last verse of
"Pepper People."

64
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[CLEARS THROAT]

65
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[SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE]
Smelly cat, smelly cat

66
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What are they feeding you?

67
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This chick sounds good.

68
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Smelly cat

69
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Gunther, be a good little boy
and bring me a whiskey.

70
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- Hi.
- Hi.

71
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At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect
to fight over the remote.

72
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Sorry, there's this Ernie Kovacs
thing I wanted to watch.

73
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That's why I got up too.

74
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You're kidding? I love him!

75
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Sorry about this afternoon.
If I'd known, I wouldn't have...

76
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Oh, please. Heh.

77
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Joey tells me you two met
in acting class.

78
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We were partners.
Joey picked three scenes for us.

79
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- All of them had us making out.
- Ha-ha-ha.

80
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That's good, because he used to
make me rehearse with him.

81
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[CHUCKLES]

82
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- Oh, oh, oh!
- Is it on?

83
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No, but this wonder broom is amazing!

84
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Hey!

85
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Oh, my God!

86
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Oh! It's on!

87
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

88
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[CHICK CHIRPS]

89
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Here we go, little fella.

90
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What about the duck?

91
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- The duck can swim.
- Of course.

92
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[SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE]
My sticky shoes

93
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My sticky, sticky shoes

94
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Why you stick on me?

95
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Baby

96
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Thanks for the lights, honey.

97
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Way to go!

98
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Your cold makes you sound great.

99
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It's fun.
God, I love how sexy I am!

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[COUGHING]

101
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Kath, we should get going.
We're going to buy hamsters.

102
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GROUP: Aw.
- I love them.

103
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No, it's not like that.
I work for a medical researcher.

104
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- Have fun.
- Okay.

105
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It's nice that
the medical community...

106
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...is trying to help sick hamsters.

107
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- You know, I like Kathy.
- Yeah?

108
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Me too!
She's so cool and pretty.

109
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She is.

110
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She's smart and funny.

111
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We were up all last night talking.
She said the funniest thing about...

112
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What?

113
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You love her.

114
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No, I don't.

115
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Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.

116
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- Come on, just lay off him.
- Thank you.

117
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He's a little sensitive right now
because he's so in love!

118
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All right.

119
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[GROUP MOANS AND KISSES]

120
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MONICA:
Ooh, Kathy!

121
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Kathy, I love you!

122
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[MOANS AND KISSES]

123
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I need to write some depressing stuff
for my new bluesy voice.

124
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But nothing sad has
ever happened to me.

125
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How about your mom dying?

126
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Or living on the streets
when you were 14?

127
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Uh-huh.

128
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I could write about when
my hair did that woo-hoo thing.

129
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- Hey.
MONICA & PHOEBE: Hey.

130
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I'm going over to Amanda's tonight.

131
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- Rachel's not here.
- Oh.

132
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How's it going with her?

133
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Great, actually. I'm thinking
tonight may be the night.

134
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The kids will play together,
and when they're asleep...

135
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...Amanda and I break
open a bottle of wine...

136
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...do a little playing ourselves.

137
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Hi, guys! This is Josh.

138
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Josh, these are my friends.

139
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And that's Ross.

140
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- Hi, Josh.
PHOEBE: Hi.

141
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Dudes.

142
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You played in college?

143
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Aw, I still do.
Next year, I hope to make varsity.

144
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Didn't you play soccer
in high school?

145
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No, wait. You organized their
game schedules on your Commodore 64.

146
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It's getting late. I got to get
to the game, so I'll... head.

147
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,126
I'll miss you.

148
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,628
Dope!

149
00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,801
Wow! Cute one.

150
00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,303
- Very cute.
- I know. Isn't he great?

151
00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:19,975
So nice to finally be in a
fun relationship, you know?

152
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,394
There's nothing boring about him.

153
00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,854
I bet he's never set foot
in a museum.

154
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Maybe he'll get to go soon.

155
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Like on a class trip or something.

156
00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,905
You know what else is
great about him?

157
00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,116
Ugh, what's the word for an adult...

158
00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,910
...who has no dinosaur toys
in their bedroom?

159
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,620
Oh...

160
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,668
What was that?

161
00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,003
Monica knows.

162
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,840
It's this dumb thing Ross made up
to fool our parents.

163
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It's a way of giving the finger
without actually giving it.

164
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I cried the night you made that up.

165
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:04,185
It was the first time I realized
I was cooler than my big brother.

166
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,732
I'm going to go get ready...

167
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:16,031
...for my date tonight...

168
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,033
...so I'll just head.

169
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,788
I should go too.
I'm playing in one hour.

170
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,040
Hey...

171
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,708
[CLEARS THROAT]

172
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,960
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You guys should come hear me. Ooh!

173
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,420
Hear me. Ooh!

174
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,589
[SINGING]
My sticky shoes

175
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,507
Ew! Ew!

176
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,262
I lost my sexy phlegm!

177
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,936
ROSS: Hi.
- Hi. Hi, Ben.

178
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,564
- You look great!
- Thanks.

179
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,066
Yeah, okay...

180
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,901
Hey, Tommy!

181
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,403
I'm so glad you could come tonight.

182
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,782
Oh, no. It's my pleasure.

183
00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,701
My cell phone number
is on the counter.

184
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,079
Help yourself to the fridge.

185
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,457
I appreciate this.
I've been trying to date...

186
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,250
...this guy for a month.

187
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,086
I...

188
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,797
Uh, I'd appreciate it
if you'd drink your wine...

189
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,299
...after the kids are asleep.

190
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,971
Oh, uh...

191
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,767
Thanks for this. I hope I can do
the same for you sometime.

192
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,735
Who wants to make
some long-distance calls?

193
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,788
Kathy! Kathy!

194
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,083
Hi, Kathy! Kathy!

195
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,293
[CAR HORN HONKS]

196
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,635
Kathy!

197
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,850
Fetch! Fetch it!

198
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,313
Kathy! Kathy!

199
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,568
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

200
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:26,161
Kathy!

201
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,414
Hey. Chandler, what are you doing here?

202
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,917
I just wanted to say, "hey!"

203
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,005
- Hey!
- Okay.

204
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,222
You're making it sound
worse than it was.

205
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,683
Her date tipped me $10!

206
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,731
What are you doing?

207
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,443
I want to be sexy again,
so I'm trying to catch a cold.

208
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,612
Should be easy.
They're pretty common.

209
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,239
MONICA:
You'll catch pneumonia!

210
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,746
You were right.
I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.

211
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,414
- What?
- Are you serious?

212
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,917
How's that possible?
You barely know her.

213
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,877
I don't know. I just...

214
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,379
I can't get her out of my head.

215
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,800
I'm a very bad person.
I'm a very, very bad person.

216
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,968
I'm a horrible person.

217
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,431
"No, you're not.
We still love you, Chandler!"

218
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,727
[SNEEZES]

219
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,979
Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.

220
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,440
You mean you stole it!

221
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,403
Don't cover your mouth
when you do that!

222
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,447
[CHUCKLING]

223
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,824
JOEY:
Hey.

224
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,493
We were just talking about you.

225
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,870
Really?

226
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,498
The time you got drunk
and fell asleep...

227
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,958
...with your head in the toilet.

228
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,960
[LAUGHING]

229
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,461
Right in there!

230
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,843
Ninety-nine...

231
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,513
...a hundred.
Ready or not, here I come!

232
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,977
Let's go over the concept
one more time.

233
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,979
- Hey!
- Hey!

234
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,941
You want to get some dinner
with me and Kathy tonight?

235
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,528
Oh, um... You know what? I already ate.

236
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,741
- It's 4:30.
- I had a big meal on Monday.

237
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,494
So that'll get me
straight through the week.

238
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,956
I see what's going on here.

239
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,376
- You do?
- Yeah.

240
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,128
You don't like Kathy.

241
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,922
You got me.

242
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,384
You've been avoiding her
since we started dating.

243
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,761
I made an effort to like Janice.

244
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:53,474
Now you make an effort to like Kathy
by going out with us. Right?

245
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,644
- Yeah, right.
- Good. And hey, my treat.

246
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,814
Because you're not eating, right?

247
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,357
Right.

248
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,572
Ross isn't here.

249
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,450
Oh. Stop it!

250
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,580
I'll see you at the party?

251
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:19,208
Beer's fear, man! 24/7!

252
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,419
Yeah!

253
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,591
I am so going to marry that guy.

254
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,887
- Ugh!
- What?

255
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,056
I think he's stealing from me.

256
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,307
Why?

257
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,185
Because he's stealing from me!

258
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,687
- Hi, it's me.
RACHEL: Hi.

259
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And soup.

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I saw Josh. He looked yummy
in your leather jacket.

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[GRUNTS]

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I don't eat chicken,
so it's just noodle soup.

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There's no chicken in the broth,
so it's really noodle water.

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MONICA: Thank you so much.
- Sure.

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What are you doing?

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I need your germs.
I want my cold back.

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I miss my sexy voice.

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Sorry, Phoebe.

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It's okay.

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- How's the soup?
- Mm.

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[GROANS]

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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]

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Oh! Check it out!
You can see that girl's underwear.

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- Is she great, or what?
- Ha, ha.

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Huh? What do you think?

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00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,586
She's not really my type.

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Not your type? She's gorgeous.

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You know what it is?
The fishnet stockings.

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Whenever I see a girl in those,
it reminds me of...

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...my father in fishnet stockings.

281
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Understanding a little more of
why you're single.

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I have a friend you'd like.
We could double date.

283
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,277
No, thanks.

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I've got some ugly friends
who are available too.

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I'm going to grab a beer.

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I'll be right back.

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- What was that?
- What?

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Kathy's being really nice
and you walked away.

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What do you want from me?

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I want you to like her.

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If that's too damn difficult,
then at least you could pretend.

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I am pretending.

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Then do it better.

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What do you say, I go tell her
how much I like her?

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I could tell her
I've been thinking of her.

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I haven't stopped thinking
of her since we met.

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I'm so over-the-top,
want-to-slit-my-own-throat...

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...in love with her,
that every minute...

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...I can't believe my own damn bad luck
that you met her first!

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That's pretty good.

301
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,421
But you might want
to tone it down a little.

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00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,847
Hey. Uh, Amanda just dropped me off.

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That's one of the things
I love about her.

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She's old enough to drive.

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00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,024
You're not going
to Mom and Dad's tonight?

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No. Sorry.

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Where's Amanda?

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Get me some cough drops.

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I'm thinking you could bring her...

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...and go to your old room
and not make out.

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Cough drop, please?

312
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At least she's not
going out with me...

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...to get into R-rated movies.

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[MONICA COUGHING]

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Why don't you marry her?

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00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,259
Wait, you can't! I forgot.
She's not a lesbian.

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Amanda and I...

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You have nothing!

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You're not even going out!
You're her babysitter.

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You have a 12-year-old girl's job!

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh, that is so sad.

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00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,328
What are you laughing at,
Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend...

324
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,122
...- is-stealing-from me?

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[GRUNTING]

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So he stole a few bucks.
Big deal!

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He got me something with it.

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That's mine!

329
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,971
Would you both please
start acting like adults?

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And give me my cough drops!

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- Fine.
- Sorry.

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- Here.
- Thank you.

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At least I made $10 in my relationship.

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You know...

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[SINGING]
Parading goats are parading

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Parading down the street

337
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Parading goats are parading

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Leaving little treats

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Does it even work
without my sexy voice?

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I like it.

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00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,972
[SNEEZES]

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- Gunther, kiss me.
- What?

343
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,817
Do it, Deputy! Do something!

344
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,195
[JOEY & KATHY GIGGLING]

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[TELEVISION VOLUME INCREASES]

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Hey!

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[VOLUME DECREASES]

348
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,084
We aren't exactly sleeping in here,
but do you mind?

349
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Can I sleep on your couch?

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[SNAPPING FINGERS]

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00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,650
[SINGING IN FRENCH ACCENT]
And I'm still waiting

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For my papier-mâché man

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00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,199
Thank you, my babies.

354
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,539
- Rachel?
RACHEL: Yeah?

355
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Did you hear what happened
between me and Phoebe?

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- No.
- We kissed.

357
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,550
I didn't initiate it,
but I also didn't stop it.

358
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,468
I've been feeling guilty.

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00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:48,889
Okay

360
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,850
So, um...

361
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,727
...are we cool?

362
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,898
Okay.

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I knew you would understand.

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[English - US - SDH]