1
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That is the most beautiful
engagement ring ever!

2
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You should know,
you bought like a billion of them.

3
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You didn't get one.

4
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- Tonight's the big night.
- How will you ask her?

5
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It'll be perfect.
We'll go to her favorite restaurant.

6
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I'll get her a bottle of the champagne she really
loves, therefore knows how expensive it is.

7
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Then, when the glasses are full, instead
of proposing a toast, I'll propose.

8
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- Aw.
- Sounds perfect!

9
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You'll mess up. Let me do it.

10
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I won't mess up.

11
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If she says no,
can I have the ring?

12
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- She won't say no.
- If?

13
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- Hey.
ROSS: Hey.

14
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[MUMBLES]
Hey, Monica.

15
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- Give it.
- It's gone.

16
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Phoebe.

17
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- Hey.
- [MUMBLES] Hey, Monica!

18
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We're practically kissing.

19
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- Hey.
- Hey.

20
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Anyone free tonight? My boss is
hosting a charity event for kids.

21
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And the more people I bring,
the better I look.

22
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So Monica, Chandler?

23
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We can't go.
We're going to dinner. Remember?

24
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- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
- What's the big deal?

25
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I just get mad when Rachel doesn't
remember where we're going.

26
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Where are you going?

27
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- How about you guys?
- Open bar?

28
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- I think so.
- I can do that for the kids.

29
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I'll come. I'm making money now.
It's time I give some back.

30
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You could give back
the money you owe me.

31
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Okay. Have a benefit.

32
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Ross, can you come
to a charity event tonight?

33
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Oh. No, I have plans with Elizabeth.

34
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Oh. You're already doing
your part for the kids.

35
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It's our last night together before she
leaves for camp. To be a counselor.

36
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I have a question. All jokes aside.
Where is this relationship going?

37
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Wait a minute. All jokes aside?
I didn't agree to that.

38
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- Do you see this as long-term thing?
- I don't know.

39
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You are 12 years older than her.

40
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Wait a minute.
Does everyone feel this way?

41
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, sort of.

42
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Uh, wow. Uh, I thought
you were making jokes. I had no idea.

43
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You guys are wrong. Yes, there is
a chronological age difference.

44
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But I never notice it,
because she is very mature.

45
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It doesn't matter what you guys think.
I'm dating Elizabeth, not you.

46
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Not what she said last night.

47
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See, now he could date her.

48
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Will you marry me?

49
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Hey, you marry me.

50
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What's going on, little elves?

51
00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,951
It's the big night.
We wanted to wish you luck.

52
00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,286
- Yeah. Have the ring?
- In my pocket.

53
00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:07,913
Oh.

54
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- Pheebs.
- Oh. Ha, ha.

55
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Will you guys get out of here? I want this
to be a surprise, and she's gonna know.

56
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Yeah, guys. Get out of here.

57
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Hey. Hi, guys.

58
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- You look beautiful.
- Aww. Thank you.

59
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What's going on?

60
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We're just really...

61
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...excited about this charity event
that we have to go to.

62
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- Here.
- Thank you.

63
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So what's going on here?

64
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Well, uh, this is a silent auction.

65
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They lay the stuff here.
You write down your offer.

66
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The highest bid gets it.

67
00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:06,638
No. I know what a silent auction is.
What's going on with your hair?

68
00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,643
- Uh, why?
- No, it's nice.

69
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Nice to see you.
So glad you brought someone.

70
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Someone? I brought people.

71
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This is Phoebe.
Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson.

72
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- He's the head of my department.
- Oh, hi.

73
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- And I also brought my friend Joey.
- Ohh! Shrimp toast!

74
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You know, I don't know where he is.

75
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I hope you're gonna bid.

76
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Actually, I was about to bid
on this lovely trip to Paris.

77
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- Nice choice.
- Yeah.

78
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- Good luck.
- Thank you.

79
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Ha.

80
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Okay, $20.00.

81
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Shut the door! Shut the door!

82
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What's going on?

83
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Guys across the hall
are throwing water balloons.

84
00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:05,030
Call the police. That's what I did
to kids in my building.

85
00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,949
No, it's a water balloon fight.
We started it.

86
00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:10,243
Oh. Hmm.

87
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Um, I just stopped by to see
if you wanted to see this play tonight.

88
00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,000
Um, it's excellent. The director is...

89
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- Who drank all the kamikazes?
- Nobody. We put them in here!

90
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[BOTH LAUGHING]

91
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- You want some?
- No, I... Okay, okay.

92
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- Could I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, sure.

93
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Um, so this play, um,
what do you think?

94
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- It's gotten great reviews.
- Attack!

95
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[SCREAMING]

96
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- Put your balloons down!
- You put your balloons down!

97
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Everybody put their balloons down!

98
00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,283
Now, this is a nice suit!

99
00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:57,124
Our next item is
the romantic trip to Paris.

100
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It goes to Emil Alexander
with a high bid of $2300.

101
00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,423
Oh! So close!

102
00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:08,343
Hey, you guys, look.
Got me some drinks.

103
00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:13,056
- What are you doing?
- Open bar.

104
00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:16,309
THOMPSON: Finally, our biggest item
of the night.

105
00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:19,980
The 22-foot
Gentleman's Daysailer sailboat.

106
00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:24,985
The winning bid
was a whopping $20,000.

107
00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,570
I won!

108
00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,115
That was my guess!

109
00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,325
What? What? What?

110
00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:34,453
I guessed $20,000.

111
00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:39,916
Joey, it is an auction.
You don't guess. You buy!

112
00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,376
What?

113
00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,005
I don't have $20,000.

114
00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,008
Congratulations on your new boat,
Joey Tribbiani.

115
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[ALL APPLAUDING]

116
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Joey, sit down.

117
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Forget her. You enjoy this. Whoo!

118
00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,700
[SIGHS]

119
00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,328
What are you doing?

120
00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,497
"One nation...

121
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:24,336
...under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all."

122
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,672
Ha, ha. I remembered it.
The champagne is here.

123
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,008
- Are you okay?
- Yes. Yes.

124
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,676
I'm good. Are you good?

125
00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,887
Are you perfect?

126
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,722
Yeah. I'm okay.

127
00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,891
I'm a little cold.
Can I have your jacket?

128
00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,476
Oh. Yeah.

129
00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,479
Uh, no, you can't have my jacket.

130
00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,607
Because then I would be cold.

131
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,986
If you thought you'd be cold,
you should have brought a jacket.

132
00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,406
Uh, other than that, are you okay?

133
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,202
Are you sure you're okay?

134
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,996
Yes. I'm fine.

135
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:05,335
In fact, I've been fine
for a long time now and I think...

136
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,128
...the reason is you.

137
00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,631
That's sweet.

138
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,883
Okay. Um.

139
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,385
[CLEARS THROAT]

140
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:18,306
Before I met you,
I had really little life.

141
00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:21,059
And I couldn't imagine growing old...

142
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,435
Oh, my God.

143
00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,230
- I know. But let me say it.
- Oh, my God. Richard.

144
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,732
What? I'm Chandler.

145
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,611
Oh, that's Richard.

146
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,782
Maybe he won't see us.
Richard!

147
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,373
- Monica. Chandler.
CHANDLER: Hey.

148
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,501
I don't know why I did that.

149
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,381
- It's good to see you.
- You too. You let your hair grow.

150
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,175
Yeah. Oh, that's right,
you always wanted me to.

151
00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:56,136
I see your mustache is back.

152
00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,680
Well, my nose got lonely.

153
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,850
And you don't have a mustache,
which is good. Ha, ha.

154
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:07,022
I'm Chandler.
I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

155
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:12,694
I'm sorry. Lisa, Monica, Chandler.
We used to date.

156
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,614
Richard!
No one's supposed to know about us!

157
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,327
See, I did it again.

158
00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,080
- Chandler, sit down.
- I'll sit down.

159
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,290
MONICA:
Good to see you.

160
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,042
Your table is ready, sir.

161
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,085
- Oh. Good to see you guys.
- Yes.

162
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,296
If you prefer, this table's available.

163
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,549
That might be fun.

164
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,930
What were you thinking?

165
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,016
I didn't know it was an auction.

166
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,643
I figured I'd take a guess.

167
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:48,188
Help a charity. Free boat!

168
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,024
Why would a charity
give away a free boat?

169
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,985
- I don't know. Charity?
- Oh!

170
00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,530
Well, just buy the damn boat.

171
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,368
Phoebe, don't you think
you've had enough to drink?

172
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,662
I'm just helping the kids.

173
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,666
How is you drinking helping the kids?

174
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,836
Because the more I drink, the less
there is for the kids to drink.

175
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,177
Mr. Tribbiani.
Your contribution brings us...

176
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,846
...a big step closer
to building the youth center.

177
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:25,100
Just out of curiosity,
how much is that boat worth?

178
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,143
I think it was valued at 19,000.

179
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,771
Hey, I was pretty close.

180
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,193
Uh, so, bad news.

181
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:39,531
Um, I can't buy the boat.
I don't have any money.

182
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:42,784
[SNORTS]

183
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,870
Joey! Joey, good one!

184
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,622
[LAUGHING]

185
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,165
Good! Very good!

186
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:58,049
- So, uh, I think I'm gonna take off now.
- You can't leave, Joey!

187
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,386
You agreed to buy that boat.
It is a contract.

188
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,222
Plus, if you leave,
my boss is gonna kill me.

189
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,350
Well, what am I gonna do, Rach?
I don't have that kind of money.

190
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,269
I know. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

191
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,687
This is what we'll do.

192
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:14,649
We'll go to the next highest bidder,
and we'll let them buy it.

193
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,026
Then you're just gonna
pay the difference.

194
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,236
Okay.

195
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,448
I don't know why the kids need a
youth center anyway.

196
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:26,286
They should just watch TV after school
like I did. And I turned out fine.

197
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,413
Not great.

198
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,126
So we're hiding in the bathroom...

199
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,796
Then I sneak out. But before
Monica can, her parents come in.

200
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,007
I hid in the shower,
next thing you know...

201
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,217
...they're going at it on the floor.

202
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,677
Oh, my God!

203
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,179
I got a good one.

204
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:48,641
I once walked in on both my parents
making love to the same guy.

205
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:59,194
It's so great seeing you guys again.
I'd like to make a toast.

206
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:03,323
Uh, as a poet once said,
"In the sweetness of friendship...

207
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,618
...let there be laughter
and sharing of pleasures...

208
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,995
...for in the dew of little things...

209
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,123
...the heart finds its morning and is
refreshed."

210
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,458
Aw.

211
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,211
What?

212
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,762
Oh, my God! You guys!

213
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:30,016
Before you say anything, have we got a story
for you. Guess who we bumped into?

214
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,185
- Who?
- Richard!

215
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,230
Oh. Oh.

216
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,066
I thought you were going out
with Elizabeth.

217
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:42,028
I was. Uh, she was a little busy
with a water balloon fight.

218
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:45,532
Sometimes grownups have commitments
they can't get out of.

219
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,910
Maybe she is too young for me.

220
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:53,373
When I was over there,
I felt like I was a babysitter.

221
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:57,919
I finally see what you were talking
about. I don't know what to do.

222
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,506
Just weigh the good stuff about
the relationship against the bad.

223
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:05,885
That's what I did when I first started
weighing stuff.

224
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:11,933
Okay, um, bad stuff.
I'm 12 years older than she is.

225
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,893
If school finds out, you're fired.

226
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:17,063
- She's leaving for three months.
- For camp.

227
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,567
Okay, good stuff. Um...

228
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,695
Well, she's sweet and pretty and...

229
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,949
The only question you need to ask
is, do you see a future?

230
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,202
Do you see yourself marrying her?

231
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,956
My God. You did it already.
You married her, didn't you?

232
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,336
No, I didn't do that.
It's just...

233
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:45,842
Honestly, no,
I don't see a big future with her.

234
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,220
Okay, I think that's your answer.

235
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,390
I gotta talk to her.
I hate this part.

236
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,018
Forget Elizabeth.
If you're not careful...

237
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,563
...you may not get married
at all this year.

238
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,735
Rach, Rach.

239
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,446
- Next highest bidder is at table one.
- Great.

240
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,866
The guy who got the Paris trip
is at table four.

241
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,368
You care about the guy
who won the Paris trip?

242
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,703
It's a trip for two.

243
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,997
Excuse me.

244
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:25,423
Excuse me. Is the person who won
the Paris trip at this table?

245
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,092
- That was me.
- Oh. Enchanté.

246
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,724
Uh, is there
a Mr. Bowmont at this table?

247
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,726
- That's me.
- Ah.

248
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:40,980
Hello. This is your
lucky day, Mr. Bowmont.

249
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:45,193
The, uh, Gentleman Daysailer
has become available again.

250
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,446
I believe you made a bid of $18,000?

251
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,658
You have to pay that.
It's not just a guess.

252
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,538
I was actually relieved,
uh, I didn't win the boat.

253
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,499
My wife would've killed me.

254
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,001
Are you kidding?
She'll love this boat!

255
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,629
- What is your wife's name?
- It's Pam.

256
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,967
It's Pam. Just imagine this.
The Pam.

257
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,885
Aw.

258
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,846
I don't think she'd like that.

259
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,600
Okay. Uh, imagine this:
The Mr. Bowmont.

260
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:18,851
Ooh.

261
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,561
I don't think so.

262
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,773
Okay, look. Let me paint you
a little picture. All right.

263
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:28,444
You are setting sail up the Hudson.
You've got the wind in your ha... Arms.

264
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:34,534
You get all that peace and quiet
you've always wanted.

265
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,704
You get back to nature.
You can go fishing.

266
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:41,582
You get one of those hats,
people call you captain.

267
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,419
And then when you're old, Cappy.

268
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,548
What the hell. It's for a good cause.
All right!

269
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,551
- No way! It's mine!
- What?

270
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,638
The stuff you said, I want that!

271
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,558
But, Joey, you don't have $20,000!

272
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,395
Who cares? I'll make payments!
I want the Mr. Bowmont!

273
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,944
Oh, my God! You're back!

274
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,821
Let me see your hand!

275
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,074
Why do you want to see my hand?

276
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,036
I want to see what's in your hand,
the trash.

277
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,043
Ew, it's all dirty.
You should throw this out.

278
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,837
Okay.

279
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,592
- What did you just do?
- What happened?

280
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,262
- Richard was there. I couldn't do it.
- Oh, no.

281
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,183
I was gonna do it tomorrow and surprise her.
Now you've ruined it.

282
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,809
We didn't.

283
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,729
Who walks into a room
and asks to see a person's hands?

284
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:50,276
A palm reader, a manicurist,
a hand doctor.

285
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,529
- Glove salesman.
- Good one!

286
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,909
This is terrible.
What am I gonna do?

287
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:02,497
She only suspects something.
So just throw her off the track.

288
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,125
I'll make her think, uh, marriage
is the last thing on my mind.

289
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,003
Yeah. Convince her you're scared
of commitment.

290
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,881
I can do that.
I've had 30 years of practice.

291
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,092
Being you is finally gonna pay off!

292
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,137
Had to go to the basement...

293
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,974
...some idiot keeps stuffing
the chute with pizza boxes.

294
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,894
That guy's still doing that?

295
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,398
Hey. My God, let me see your hand!

296
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:33,236
No, you're too late!
She already took out the trash!

297
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:47,125
ROSS: Wow. I have never had
such a healthy breakup.

298
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,628
She was such a grownup about it.

299
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,132
She didn't seem too immature for me.

300
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:58,344
Did I just make a huge mistake?

301
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,096
Ross? Wait!

302
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,724
Elizabeth, thank God.
I was just thinking about...

303
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,935
You suck!

304
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,186
What?

305
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,819
Okay.

306
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,780
Breakup's still on.

307
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,616
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

308
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,873
Here she comes.

309
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,667
Do I look like a guy
who doesn't want to get married?

310
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,335
Yeah.

311
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,130
And, also, a little like a
French guy.

312
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,135
I never noticed that before.

313
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,388
- Hey, guys.
JOEY: Hey.

314
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,681
What are you up to?

315
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,934
Just hanging out.
Talking about, uh, web sites.

316
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,144
Ha.

317
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:52,440
Ahem. We saw this interesting website
about marriage.

318
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,775
How unnecessary it is.

319
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,778
How it's a way for governments
to keep tabs on you.

320
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,739
Yeah, Big Brother. Ha, ha.

321
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,408
That's a little crazy.

322
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:07,038
Although I am glad you're looking
at other things on the Internet.

323
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,709
Got me thinking, why would anybody
want to get married?

324
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,130
Why? To celebrate the relationship.
To solidify the commitment.

325
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,133
To declare your love for one another
to the world.

326
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,344
Eh.

327
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,097
Okay. Well, that's good to know.

328
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,724
[TRUCK BEEPING]

329
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,934
[GASPS]

330
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,977
The Mr. Bowmont's here!

331
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,528
A customer wants to compliment you.
Shall I let him in?

332
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,073
Sure! I love this part!

333
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,159
- Come on in.
- Hi.

334
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,161
Richard.

335
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,747
I'm not here to compliment the chef.

336
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,459
Oh. I hate when people come back
to compliment the chef.

337
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,045
Like I've nothing better to do.

338
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,506
What's up?

339
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,384
It was great seeing you
the other night.

340
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,469
Good to see you too.

341
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,764
Come down here
to tell me that?

342
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,434
No. Came here to tell you
something else.

343
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,481
Came here to tell you
I still love you.

344
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,728
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