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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Hi, my name's Chandler.
I just moved in next door.

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Would you like to battle me
in a post-apocalyptic world...

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...for control of the galaxy's
last remaining energy source?

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Sure, neighbor. Come on in.

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Is Janine around?

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She's at dance class.

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Can I check my room?

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Don't go through her stuff.
She gets really mad.

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Oh, my God.

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It's like a guy never lived in here.

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You gotta be careful. This girl
thing is dangerous. It's spreading.

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It is?

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Is this your pretty pink pillow
on the couch?

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No.

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Is that your tiny little box that's
too small to put anything in?

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- No.
- No.

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Okay, this is not good.
You are a guy, okay?

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This is a "guy's" place.

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Soon, you'll be soaking
your fingers in stuff.

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- You're right. I'll talk to her.
- Talk to her. Be a man.

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- I'm a man.
- Defend yourself.

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We have to hem the new dust ruffle.

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Be right there, sweetums.

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Totally different situation.

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MONICA:
Hey, guys.

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- How was breakfast with Hillary?
- Okay.

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She's still depressed because
she broke up with her boyfriend.

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Is this Hillary,
your hot assistant chef, Hillary?

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- Yeah.
- The one that stares at me?

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No. The one who looked at you once
because you got in her way.

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Still, I could tell. She was into me.

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Why don't you set us up?

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Ooh, are you setting Ross up
with someone?

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Does she have a wedding dress?

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PHOEBE: Hey.
RACHEL: Hey.

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Rachel, I'm making up flyers
to try to get new massage clients.

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So can I come to Bloomingdale's
and use the copy machine?

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Well, sure, but they might think it's weird
considering I don't work there anymore.

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Oh, my God. What happened?

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I got a job at Ralph Lauren.

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Well, that's great. Congratulations.

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A year ago.

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You've lasted all year. Good for you.

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But, Pheebs, you could still use
the copy machine where I actually work.

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But come by at lunch
so my boss doesn't see you.

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Kim will freak out.
She already doesn't like me.

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- I don't think my boss likes me.
- I don't think mine likes me either.

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Maybe it's a universal thing.

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Or maybe because you're all hanging
around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.

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CHANDLER:
Yeah, let's head off to work.

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PHOEBE: Thank you.
RACHEL: Sure.

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You will not believe this.

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I was making copies,
and Ralph Lauren came in.

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Oh, my God. Did you talk to him?

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Yeah, a little. He seems really nice.

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- Good kisser.
- What?

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What?

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- You kissed him?
- Totally.

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Phoebe, are you serious?

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Yeah, I was just in there,
he came in and introduced himself.

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The next thing I know,
we're making out.

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Phoebe, you do know he's married?

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No.

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Phoebe.

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What am I supposed to do, ask every guy
I make out with if he's married?

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No, yeah, I should.

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- Hey, Joey.
JOEY: Hey.

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Uh, can I talk to you for a second?
There's a kid in this picture.

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Do you, uh, know this kid?
Is it a relative?

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No. I just thought it was cute.

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Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.
Okay, uh...

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Look, Janine, I really want you
to feel at home here, but...

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...some of this new stuff,
it's too girlie.

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Oh. Like what?

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Uh, like this.
Pictures of cute babies we don't know.

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We can't have that.

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Joey, it's Anne Geddes.
She's a famous artist.

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I don't know this baby.
I don't know if she's a famous artist or not.

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I don't want to be a jerk, but
you're changing too much around here.

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I'm sorry. I just thought
I'd try and make the place a little nicer.

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Yeah, but it's too much stuff.

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You know, you got the candles and
the "foofy schmoofer" thing here.

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Over here, you got
a picture of a watering can.

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- I just thought...
- I'm sure it's a famous watering can.

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But come on.

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And what is with the really hot stick
in the bathroom?

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It's a curling iron.

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Oh. Well, that's okay then.

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Okay, my towels, for instance.
I come into the bathroom...

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...and my towel is not on the floor,
where I keep it.

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It's up here on some hook.
And it smells different.

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- It's clean.
- Yeah, well, it feels different.

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It's dry.

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All right, I can make my peace
with the clean, dry towels.

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Okay, also, what is with
these chips you bought?

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No, no, no. It's potpourri.
You're supposed to smell it.

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Well, that's like summer in a bowl.

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RACHEL:
Oh.

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Kim, hi.

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Uh-huh.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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So I handed in that marketing report,
and I never got to hear what you thought.

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- I didn't read it.
- Ah.

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So, wow, the spring line's really
gonna be great this year, huh?

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Yeah.

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So I hear, uh, Ralph Lauren fooled around
with someone in the copy room.

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[ALARM BELL RINGING]

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Tell me everything.

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ROSS: Hey, guys.
- Hey.

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What's up?

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You know...

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Oh, my God.

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What happened to your teeth?

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I whitened them.

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Really?

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Yeah, what do you think?

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I think I shouldn't look
directly at them.

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Come on, seriously.

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- They're really, really, really white.
- What was wrong with your old...

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...human teeth?

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I did leave the gel on
a little longer than it said to.

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- How much longer?
- A day.

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Ross, tonight is your date with Hillary.

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I know. That's why I did it.
Are they really that bad?

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No. No, no, no.

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You'll be fine.
Hillary's blind, right?

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She will be after tonight.

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Oh, Rach.
Uh, do you notice anything...?

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Your teeth?
Yes, I saw them from outside.

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You guys are never gonna
believe this...

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...but Phoebe made out
with Ralph Lauren.

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- What?
- Oh, my God.

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She ran into him at my office,
and they just made out.

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The craziest thing is,
now my boss likes me because...

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...it's the best gossip
she's heard all year.

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I am proud of all my friends today.

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Rachel, I can't believe Phoebe
made out with Ralph Lauren.

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Ugh. I'm so jealous.

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Hi, I'm Chandler,
your live-in boyfriend.

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Chandler, please. Come on.

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Look at him.

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Well, I am no woman,
but that is one tasty dish.

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Hey.

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Here. Ooh.

146
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Who's the silver fox?

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That is your make-out buddy.
Don't you recognize him?

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Oh, wait. "Ooh, Phoebe, I love you.
Kiss me, please."

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That's not Ralph Lauren.
It sounds like him, though.

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What?

151
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Yeah, no, Ralph doesn't look
like that guy.

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He's young, and he's got long hair
and a beard and a Hacky Sack...

153
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Oh, my God. That's not Ralph Lauren.
That's Kenny the copy guy.

154
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What?

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Oh, God... I told my boss that someone
made out with Ralph Lauren.

156
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If she finds out that I lied to her,
she is gonna hate me even more. Phoebe!

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Why would the copy guy
say he's Ralph Lauren?

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To get you to make out with him.

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Oh.

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Okay, maybe this will make them
look less white.

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Nope. Heh.

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Okay, so colors that don't work are...

163
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...blue, yellow, green, red, black,
white, orange and purple.

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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
The date starts in an hour.

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Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter,
your teeth wouldn't look so bright.

166
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Oh, great. So all I need to do
is get some new skin. Thank you.

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If we put just a little bit
of makeup on you...

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Whoa, whoa.

169
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We're not 13 anymore.

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Ross, this is the only thing left
that has a shot at working.

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Won't she notice I have makeup on?

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Half the guys out there
have makeup on.

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What?

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Half the people... I mean...
Just try it and see.

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No, I am not putting on makeup.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Hello? Ross, could you put up
some of these flyers for me?

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No! Demon! Demon!

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00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:06,373
Now our drawers will smell nice,
and we didn't waste these pantyhose.

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00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,501
God forbid we throw out old underwear.

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00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,421
You know what?
I'm gonna go over to Joey's.

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00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,715
We're supposed to organize
the wrapping paper.

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00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,762
Yes, but I've really gotten in touch
with my feminine side enough today.

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In fact, we're two sachets away
from becoming a lesbian couple.

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This has been kind of a girlie day.
You're right. I'm sorry.

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00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,482
It's okay. I just feel like I need
to be in a guy place...

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...do kind of a man thing.

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Go over to Joey's and...

189
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,448
...drink some beer and
hammer up some dry wall.

190
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:45,036
When guys hang out, they don't just
drink beer and hammer up dry wall.

191
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,915
When girls hang out, we don't have
pillow fights in our underwear.

192
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,086
I'm sorry. We do. We do.

193
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,963
I don't know why I said that.

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00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,802
Hey, Chandler.

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00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,347
Come on in.
We're knitting potholders.

196
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,101
No, thanks, Josephine.

197
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,606
Ross, I was wondering if...

198
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:21,072
Oh, my God. Where are all the men?

199
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,669
- Oh. Hi, Kim.
- Hi, Rachel.

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00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,299
Uh, remember that thing that happened
yesterday? Well, it didn't happen.

201
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,926
You didn't cancel the fabric order
from Taiwan?

202
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,305
Okay, two things didn't happen.

203
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,475
Remember I told you someone
made out with Ralph Lauren?

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00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,227
Well, it turns out that's not true.

205
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,480
It's not true?
Oh, that's interesting.

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00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:58,234
Because I checked. Only one keycard
was used to access the copy machine...

207
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,112
...yesterday during lunch,
and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.

208
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,532
Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, God,
you think I made out with him?

209
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:08,036
Listen to me, if you think sleeping
with Ralph is gonna get you my job...

210
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,788
...you are sadly mistaken.

211
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,207
Oh, no. I don't want your job. I don't.

212
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,751
Oh, this is such a mistake.
I didn't make out with him.

213
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,880
Nobody made out with him.
I did not use my keycard yesterday.

214
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,591
I don't even know
how to use my keycard.

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KIM: Hi, Ralph.
- Hi, Kim.

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00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,150
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

217
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,949
Yeah. Nothing happened.

218
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,494
You could cut the sexual tension
in here with a knife.

219
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,670
After that, what could I do
except become a chef?

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ROSS:
Mm-hm.

221
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,174
And someday soon,
I hope to open my own restaurant.

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00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,759
ROSS:
Mm.

223
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,513
You know, you're a really great listener.

224
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,224
Most guys I go out with,
they just talk and talk.

225
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,101
[CHUCKLES]

226
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,938
After a while, it's like, "Shut your mouth."
You know?

227
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,731
[LAUGHS]

228
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,111
I've probably been talking too much.
Why don't we talk about you?

229
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,613
[MUMBLES]

230
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,448
Come on, I want to know.

231
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,784
[CHUCKLES]

232
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,788
Okay. I'm from Long Island.

233
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,666
I came to the city for college.

234
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:41,671
Um, I, uh, have a 5-year-old son,
and in my spare time...

235
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:46,467
...I like to read spy novels.
But let's talk more about you. Hmm?

236
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:55,310
So if you sear the stems
of the flowers first in a frying pan...

237
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,354
...your arrangement will
look fresh much longer.

238
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,399
Joey, that is such a great tip.

239
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,237
Monica, can you excuse us?
I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.

240
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,033
Okay, but, Joey, come over later.

241
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,035
I'm gonna teach you
how to make a bird feeder...

242
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,495
...out of just a pine cone
and some peanut butter.

243
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,956
Aw. I love birds.

244
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,835
What is the matter with you?

245
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,338
- What?
- You're arranging flowers.

246
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,966
You got dead flowers.

247
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,136
You've got a picture of a baby
dressed like flowers.

248
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,264
This is not Joey.

249
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,559
Hey, hey, look, I am still Joey, okay?

250
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,687
Flowers, they're just, you know,
nice to look at.

251
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:44,442
And that happens to be a picture
by a famous artist of a famous baby.

252
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,362
You're turning into a woman.

253
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,447
No, I'm not.

254
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,158
Why would you say that?
That's just mean.

255
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,829
Now I've upset you? What did I say?

256
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,083
It's not what you said.
It's the way you said it.

257
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,293
Oh, my God.

258
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,337
I'm a woman.

259
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,931
So now she thinks that I made out with him
and that I did it to get her job.

260
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,725
- Why didn't you just tell the truth?
- I did.

261
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:23,064
She doesn't think anyone would confuse
Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.

262
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,902
Well, what if Kenny were the real brains
behind the whole company?

263
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,906
What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy
to be the pretty front man, huh?

264
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,866
Did she ever think of that?

265
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,039
You were with Kenny today, weren't you?

266
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,041
- Just for a second.
- Ugh.

267
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,170
- Phoebe, what am I gonna do?
- Well...

268
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,715
The only thing you can do.
Sleep with Ralph Lauren.

269
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:55,346
I'm not gonna sleep with Ralph Lauren.
I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.

270
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,807
Ooh. Sleep with Kenny.

271
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,939
- That wouldn't help me.
- Oh, yes, it would.

272
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,278
- I've had a really good time tonight.
- Mm-hm.

273
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,115
You know, I rarely connect with someone
this much on the first date.

274
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,908
[CHUCKLES]

275
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,869
Me neither.

276
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,457
Uh, I've had a really
good time too, you know.

277
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,210
Are you gonna eat that bread?

278
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,173
Oh, I just like the smell.

279
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,883
Mm.

280
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,427
You make me laugh.

281
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,012
[CHUCKLES]

282
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,973
Would you like to move over
to the couch?

283
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,808
Mm-hm.

284
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,523
Maybe I'll just turn down
the lights a little?

285
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,401
How about all the way?

286
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,070
Okay.

287
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,037
ROSS:
Wow, cool poster.

288
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,332
Or should I say, "groovy poster"?

289
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,125
[ROSS CHUCKLES]

290
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,419
So, uh...

291
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,630
...where were we?

292
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,136
Are those your teeth?

293
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,554
Oh.

294
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,767
You can see them, huh?

295
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,645
Yes. They're insanely white.

296
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,147
I did that for you.

297
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,110
What's the matter with you?

298
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:37,115
What's the matter with me?
You've got a black light. It's 1999.

299
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,833
Oh, good. Kim, hi.

300
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:51,838
Hi, Rachel. Oh. I wanted to ask you, have
you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets?

301
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,258
What am I thinking?
Of course you have.

302
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,968
Okay, look.

303
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,428
I'm sorry that I lied to you before.

304
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,433
You were right. Ralph and I were
an item, but we're not anymore.

305
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,768
Oh, really?

306
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,396
Yeah, he dumped me.

307
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,025
He said, "Rachel, I can't do this.

308
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,445
Even though you're a very, very...

309
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,031
...very beautiful woman...

310
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,827
...I can't do this.
I'm married and I'm sorry."

311
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:26,330
And I don't know why, but he said,
"And you will never get promoted...

312
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,501
...especially not above Kim,
who is an integral cog...

313
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,503
...in the Ralph Lauren machine."

314
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,507
You expect me to believe...

315
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,050
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

316
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,386
KIM: Hi, Ralph.
- Hi, Kim.

317
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,865
Oh, my God.

318
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:06,245
He just gave you the coldest look
I've ever seen. It's like he hates you.

319
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,039
Then it is true.

320
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:13,878
Of course it's true.
And it hurts so bad.

321
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,839
Oh, honey, come here.

322
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,925
Oh, it'll be okay.

323
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,637
We've all been there.

324
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,308
You and Ralph?

325
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,853
Kenny the copy boy.

326
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,616
- Hey.
- Hey.

327
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:48,079
- Uh, I need to talk to you.
- What's the matter? You upset?

328
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,957
I'm sorry, but we gotta get rid of
all this girlie stuff in here.

329
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,833
I, uh... I gotta be a man.

330
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,171
Okay? The living room
has to remain a guy place, okay?

331
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,173
That's just the way it has to be.

332
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,009
If that's what you want,
I'll just put it all in my room.

333
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,886
Good. Great.

334
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,597
And, uh, thanks for being
so understanding.

335
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,517
I didn't want to make
a big deal out of this.

336
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:14,272
But you could, uh, put the picture
of the famous baby in my room.

337
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,315
I mean, if you want to.

338
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,610
Okay.

339
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,613
And, uh, maybe the watering can there.

340
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:23,906
Sure.

341
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,575
And a couple of these
little tiny boxes.

342
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,080
Joey, do you want me
to put it all in your room?

343
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,248
Okay.

344
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,468
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