1
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- Good! You guys are all here.
- Hey, what's up?

2
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Well, I have a job interview
at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.

3
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CHANDLER: Oh!
- Congratulations!

4
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Oh, boy.
That guy's underwear sucks!

5
00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,726
- What?
- Well, I got this pair marked "XS."

6
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Let me tell you, there was no room
for excess anything in there.

7
00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,941
Anyway, I'm gonna be the coordinator
of the women's collection.

8
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I'll work right under the director.
It's the perfect job for me.

9
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Wow. Well, if you nail the interview,
you'll get it.

10
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- Yeah.
- Want to work on your interview skills?

11
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- Okay!
- Okay! Let's start with the handshake.

12
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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

13
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- Hi.
- Hi.

14
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Very good handshake.
Good wrist action.

15
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- Thank you.
- Let me try.

16
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PHOEBE:
Okay.

17
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Oh, my God!
What did I ever do to you?

18
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Did I squeeze too hard?

19
00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:55,137
Let's just say
I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

20
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That's right, Ross. I can see you
in your new apartment. You see me.

21
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Same as yesterday,
same as the day before.

22
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Is he doing his "shark attack" bit yet?

23
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No. Oh, wait! There he goes.

24
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Very funny, Ross.

25
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Very lifelike and funny. Okay.

26
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Oh, no, no, no.
I wasn't waving at you, lady.

27
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Whoa, maybe I was. Hey!

28
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Monica, this hot girl in Ross' building
is flirting with me.

29
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Get in there, man.
Flirt back. Mix it up!

30
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Yeah, I'm down with that.

31
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Okay, here it goes.

32
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How...

33
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...you...

34
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...doing?

35
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It worked! She's waving me over.
I'll be right over.

36
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Let's see,
she's on the third floor...

37
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Wow.

38
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- She is pretty, huh?
- Tell me about it, huh?

39
00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:03,807
Oh, no, no.

40
00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,350
No, no! I'm not with her.

41
00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,728
Oh, that's just Monica.

42
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Blah!

43
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ROSS:
Hey, Joey!

44
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Great stuff, huh?

45
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- This is your place?
- Yeah, of course it is. Oh, come on in.

46
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Ooh, ohh. Uh, go by the window.
You can pretend to be surfing.

47
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But I counted.
You're not supposed to live here.

48
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Oh, man!

49
00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,772
- Unh!
- What happened?

50
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I ended up at Ross' place.
I must have miscounted or something.

51
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Damn! She's not there anymore.

52
00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:02,950
Oh, look, Ross is doing
his "watching TV" bit.

53
00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,455
MONICA:
No, Joe, I think he's just watching TV.

54
00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,677
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
We've lost visual contact with the suspect.

55
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Okay, now I really have to go.

56
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It's so unfair that
our date has to get cut short...

57
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...just because some guy
shot at a store clerk.

58
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- I know, but it's my job.
- Then maybe I could come too?

59
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MAN [OVER RADIO]: Suspect has
just emerged naked from the sewer.

60
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All right, you go.

61
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- Bye-bye.
- Okay. Bye.

62
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- Oh, God!
- What?

63
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Oh, I just miss him so much!

64
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Wow.

65
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For just a week,
you guys are close, huh?

66
00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:04,261
Yeah, it's weird.
I can't help it, though. He's so sweet.

67
00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,805
He's like this little puppy dog, you know?

68
00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:11,018
But like a really tough one
who shoots bad guys.

69
00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,938
Ugh, I love the beginning parts
of relationships, you know?

70
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You can't keep your hands
off each other.

71
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- I know. It is the best. Ha, ha.
- Ha, ha.

72
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God, how long did that last
for you and Chandler?

73
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What? It's still going on.

74
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Come on, seriously.
When did it end?

75
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I am serious. We're all over
each other all the time.

76
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Okay, you know where you are
better than I do. I was just curious.

77
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Why don't you just calm down,
Phoebe, all right?

78
00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:46,803
Get all your facts before you tell
everybody you're the only hot couple.

79
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God, I woke the beast. Um...

80
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I was wrong obviously.
I just misspoke. It's okay.

81
00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,229
Well, it is okay. I mean...

82
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As long as you know Chandler and I
are also hot and fiery.

83
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I mean, just as hot as you.

84
00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:02,819
I mean, our flame...

85
00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,322
Whoo! It is on fire!

86
00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,617
Monica, here's your broom back.

87
00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,746
You are so cute.

88
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- Oh, hey! How'd the interview go?
RACHEL: Ugh!

89
00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:26,176
Horrible! I did the stupidest,
most embarrassing thing.

90
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Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex
with his wife then fall off your chair?

91
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- No.
- So, what happened?

92
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Ugh, it was horrible!
And the interview part went so well.

93
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You know, like, I even made him laugh.
He said something about a boat...

94
00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:46,696
...and I was like, "Well, yeah,
if you've got enough life jackets."

95
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Trust me. It was actually very funny.

96
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Anyway, so we were
saying goodbye and, uh... Ugh.

97
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- What happened?
- All right, we were shaking hands...

98
00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:03,255
...and he kind of leaned in toward me.
Maybe he was going to open the door.

99
00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:07,634
But I totally misread him and I, uh...

100
00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,601
You kissed him?

101
00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,979
I didn't know what else to do!

102
00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,189
Well, you could have tried...

103
00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:22,983
...not kissing him.

104
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Thanks, Chandler.

105
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Hey, Rach,
a guy from Ralph Lauren called.

106
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You got a second interview.

107
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- I can't believe it! I got a second interview.
- Yes!

108
00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,619
That kiss isn't looking like
such a mistake now, is it?

109
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Wait a minute, wait. You don't think
that's why he wants me back?

110
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Yeah!

111
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No?

112
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Kiss? What are you talking about?

113
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Ugh, I accidentally kissed him
in the interview...

114
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...and now he wants me back of course...

115
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...because, "Let's bring back
the girl who kisses everybody"!

116
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Come on, Rach.

117
00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:59,811
What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl
that'll just sleep with him?

118
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He wants you back
because you're right for the job.

119
00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:06,443
Maybe. I don't know. Oh, God!
How could I be so stupid?

120
00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,153
Oh, Rachel, look, don't say that.

121
00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,697
I think you just need a hug
from Joey. Heh.

122
00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,408
Come on. Come on, ha-ha-ha.

123
00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,077
She's back! Hot girl's back!

124
00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,789
Aw, well, I'm not totally back yet.
But I appreciate it.

125
00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:23,376
No, in Ross' building. She's back!
She's back!

126
00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:25,670
Okay, wait there. I'll be over in a second.

127
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,340
One, two, three. Got it!

128
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,763
I gotta check out this hot girl.

129
00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,474
There she is!

130
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,776
Damn it! Did you move?

131
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,861
Yes.

132
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I lived with you for a while.
Then I found this place.

133
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I'm Ross.

134
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[GRUNTS]

135
00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:08,797
Yes?

136
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,551
Uh...

137
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,178
Do you happen to have
a hot girl in there?

138
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,307
No, I'm all alone.

139
00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,309
Yeah. Sorry about that.

140
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,527
Oh. Hey, little girl.

141
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:35,240
Is your mommy or sister or babysitter
by any chance, a hot girl?

142
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,536
- Daddy!
- Later, girl! Aah.

143
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,750
Oh, man!

144
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,255
Hot girl?

145
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,800
Hot girl!

146
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,890
- Hi, Rachel. Come on in.
- Hi. Okay.

147
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,476
- Ahem.
- It's nice to see you again.

148
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,145
Thank you.

149
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,522
Oh, Rachel, uh...

150
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,318
- What?
- Just, uh...

151
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,069
- Excuse me?
- Yeah, let me...

152
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,279
Whoa, eh, oh!

153
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,741
All right. Okay, I see what's going on here.
Now, listen, look...

154
00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,201
...I am sorry if I gave you
the wrong impression.

155
00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:24,539
But I am not some hussy who will
just sleep around to get ahead.

156
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,749
- Now... Eh, eh!
- Well...

157
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,376
Even though I kissed you,
that does not give you...

158
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:33,423
...the right to demand sex from me!
I do not want this job that bad.

159
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,175
Good day, sir.

160
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,600
Ugh, you are not gonna believe...

161
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,519
...what that sleazeball
from Ralph Lauren did to me.

162
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,855
[ALL MUTTER]

163
00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:54,027
Okay, that's amazing.
How did you know that?

164
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,279
You got ink on your lip.

165
00:10:56,447 --> 00:11:01,409
Oh.

166
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,584
What do you say, maybe,
sometime I hold your gun?

167
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,753
I don't know.
We're not supposed to do that.

168
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,171
What could happen? I mean...

169
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,343
Yeah. I'm gonna say no.

170
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,222
Do you want to see a movie
after dinner tonight?

171
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,349
Oh, we can't. We already have plans.

172
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,267
What are you doing?

173
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:30,897
Um, well, same thing we did all day.
Just hang out at Gary's apartment.

174
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,109
He is so amazing.
We never left the bedroom.

175
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,279
But have fun at the movie.

176
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,575
Uh, ha, ha.
Well, we're not seeing a movie.

177
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,370
You're not? Why did you ask us
if we wanted to go?

178
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,374
Oh, um, because I just wanted
to know what you were doing...

179
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,711
...so you wouldn't walk in
on me and Chandler...

180
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,255
...while we were doing it all night.

181
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,509
- Will you excuse me just a second? Okay.
- Yeah.

182
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,303
[CLEARS THROAT]

183
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,681
Chandler? Can I see you for a second?

184
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,766
- Uh, yeah.
- Okay, heh.

185
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,563
- We have got to beat them!
- Why?

186
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,358
Because Gary and Phoebe think
they're a hotter couple than we are.

187
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,694
- Oh! So?
- So?

188
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,282
So we've gotta go have a lot of sex
and prove them wrong!

189
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,744
You have got to stop this
competitive thing. It's crazy.

190
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,495
Just to impress Gary and Phoebe...

191
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,415
...you want me to go upstairs
and have sex over and over...

192
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,668
...and I'm saying no to this why?
Get your coat!

193
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,848
- Hey.
- Hi.

194
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,308
MAN:
Excuse me.

195
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,398
You should check this out.
Tell the other tenants.

196
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,818
Apparently, he's running around
looking for some kind of hot girl.

197
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,655
Who isn't?

198
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,414
I don't think we've met. I'm Ross.

199
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:15,835
I know. You're the guy who
wouldn't chip in for the handyman.

200
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,922
Never mind.

201
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:23,426
No, I actually thought it was unfair
the way everyone reacted.

202
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,637
I mean, you had just moved in.

203
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,306
I had just moved in!

204
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,266
Thank you!

205
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,019
Listen, um...

206
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,854
- Jen.
- Jen.

207
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,065
I know this may sound a little:

208
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,441
[BUZZES]

209
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,239
But, uh, would you want to grab
a cup of coffee sometime?

210
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,116
Sure, that would be nice.

211
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,868
- Um...
- Oh.

212
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,622
My number's on there.
Give me a call.

213
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,916
I will give you a call. Heh.

214
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,960
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.

215
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,004
[GIGGLES]

216
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,259
I forgot my paper.

217
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,474
- That was amazing.
- Ugh.

218
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:15,520
Phoebe and Gary are so gonna
hear about this at dinner.

219
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,314
That was amazing.

220
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,526
We are the hottest, huh?

221
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,320
No one is hotter than we are.

222
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,031
- We're the best.
- No, you're the best.

223
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,241
Aw.

224
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,452
- No, you're the best.
- No, you're the best.

225
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,663
I am the best.

226
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,625
Hey, guys.

227
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,210
What you been doing?

228
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,760
Hey, Joey, isn't that the girl
who waved at you the other day?

229
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,680
I don't know,
but I can see through your sheet.

230
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,311
Yeah. Yeah, that's her.
But you know what? It doesn't matter.

231
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,354
- I'm never gonna meet her anyways.
- Why?

232
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,648
Because it's impossible
to find her apartment!

233
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,527
She lives in some hot-girl
parallel universe or something.

234
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,030
What are you talking about?

235
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,533
She lives on the 2nd floor,
7th apartment from the left.

236
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,662
No, no, no, she lives on the 3rd floor,
8th apartment from the left.

237
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,082
No. Those first two windows,
that's the lobby.

238
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,753
That other window is the stairway.
You've been counting wrong.

239
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,131
I did not know that!
Thank you, Monica.

240
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,217
I almost lost another girl
because of counting!

241
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,388
So, uh, you ready?

242
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,182
- Yeah, I'll just get my coat.
- Okay.

243
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,516
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

244
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,894
- Could you get that?
- Sure.

245
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,399
[YELLS]

246
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,780
- Joey...?
- Aah! No! No!

247
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:59,499
Uh, first, I would like to say thank you
for agreeing to see me again.

248
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,000
That's, uh, quite all right.

249
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:05,505
But I feel obligated to tell you
that this meeting is being videotaped.

250
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,718
Okay. Um.

251
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:15,431
Well, first, I would like to start
by apologizing for kissing you...

252
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,809
...and, uh, for yelling at you.

253
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,686
Fair enough.

254
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:23,564
Now, you're probably going to hire
one of the people who, uh...

255
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:27,110
Who did... Who did not, um, ahem...

256
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,654
...yell at you and storm out.

257
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,657
And I think that's a big mistake.
And here's why.

258
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:37,370
I made a huge fool of myself,
and I came back. That shows courage.

259
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:42,041
When I thought you wanted sex
in exchange for this job, I said no.

260
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,793
That shows integrity.

261
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,754
And I was not afraid
to stand up for myself...

262
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,215
...and that shows courage.

263
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,801
Okay, ahem.

264
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,929
Now, I know that I've
already said courage...

265
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,557
...but you've got to have courage.

266
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,101
And, um, finally...

267
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,563
...when I thought you were making
sexual advances in the workplace...

268
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,065
...I said no, and I was not litigious.

269
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,276
So there you go. You got courage...

270
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:12,113
...you got integrity,
you got courage again...

271
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,033
...and not litigious.

272
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,411
Look, Mr...

273
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,788
- Zelner.
- Zelner!

274
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,248
I knew that!

275
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,375
Oh, I knew that.

276
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,710
[SIGHS]

277
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,004
I really, really want this job.

278
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:32,258
And I think I would be really good at it.

279
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,971
You know what?

280
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,142
I may regret this, but, uh...

281
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,228
...I'm gonna give you a shot.
- Oh, you are?

282
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,855
- Mm-hm.
- Really?

283
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,484
Oh, thank you. Oh, God!

284
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,528
Would it be inappropriate
if I gave you a hug?

285
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,863
- Yes.
- Okay.

286
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,200
Well, how about a handshake? Ha-ha-ha.

287
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,993
Aah! Oh, God! I'm sorry!

288
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,665
Oh, God, I did not mean to touch that!
I mean, you!

289
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,001
There! Uh, there. Um...

290
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,128
Okay, so, thank you.

291
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,090
I'm gonna leave. Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.

292
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,925
Hey, I'll see you Monday.

293
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,888
[YAWNS]

294
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,224
PHOEBE: Are you tired?
- You better believe he's tired...

295
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,059
...after the day we had!

296
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,062
If you know what I mean.
Do you know what I mean?

297
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,482
Honey? The tortilla chips
know what you mean.

298
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,277
So, uh, Chandler,
do you like that badge I got you?

299
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,488
Oh, yeah, it's so cool.

300
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:40,368
Now, I gotta go.
Officer Bing's got a 10-100.

301
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,330
That's pee-pee.

302
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,336
Phoebe, you have a twig in your hair.

303
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,089
Oh, ha, ha. Um...

304
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,217
We kind of took a detour
on our way over here.

305
00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,054
We were strolling through the park
and no one was around, so...

306
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,640
- You didn't.
PHOEBE: We did!

307
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,520
Ha, ha. We violated section 12,
paragraph 7 of the criminal code.

308
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,733
- The park, huh?
- Ha, ha.

309
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,195
- Public place.
GARY: Uh-huh.

310
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,574
I hear you.
Can you excuse me for a second?

311
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,660
[CHUCKLES]

312
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,209
Hi, Chandler.

313
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,712
Monica, this is the men's room.

314
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,423
Isn't it?

315
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,010
Yes, it is.

316
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,763
But see, I've always found
the men's bathroom very sexual.

317
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,641
- Haven't you?
- No.

318
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,769
And if I did, I don't think
we'd be going out.

319
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,439
This is getting ridiculous.

320
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,233
- Come on, we can't let them win!
- Uh...

321
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,946
We've proved that we are hot, okay?
So why are you obsessed about this?

322
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,950
Phoebe and Gary are in that "can't keep
their hands off each other" phase!

323
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,160
[GASPS]

324
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,578
- So?
- So.

325
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,832
It makes me really sad that
we're not really there anymore.

326
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,877
Oh, is that what
this has all been about?

327
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,673
Wasn't it a lot more exciting
when we were, you know...

328
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,176
...all over each other all the time?

329
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,804
Yeah, that was great.
That was really great.

330
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,350
But to tell you the truth,
I'm more excited about where we are now.

331
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,685
- Really?
- Yeah.

332
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,897
I've never been in a relationship
that's lasted this long before.

333
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,651
To get past the beginning and
still want to be around each other?

334
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,945
I think that's pretty incredible.

335
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,948
And the fact that
this is happening with you...

336
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,492
...I think that's pretty exciting.

337
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,123
That's so sweet.

338
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,169
I know that I was acting
a little crazy...

339
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,631
...but I feel the same way.
- Mm?

340
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,304
You know what I just realized?

341
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,640
You just freaked out
about our relationship.

342
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,725
- Pfft, I did not.
- Yes, you did!

343
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,394
Admit it. You freaked out!

344
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,105
I freaked out a little.

345
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,024
A little?
You freaked out bigtime, okay?

346
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,277
And I fixed it!
We have switched places.

347
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:24,031
I am the relationship king,
and you are the crazy, irrational screwup!

348
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,284
[CHEERING]

349
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,955
And now we're back.

350
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,968
I cannot believe Ross is buying this.

351
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,470
- Thank God. I can't watch him anymore.
- Ha-ha-ha.

352
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,806
- You guys ready for the movies?
- Yeah.

353
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,018
Oh, by the way, thank you for
loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.

354
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,148
Man, they cannot get enough!

355
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,411
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