1
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Hey, out of all of us, who do you think
will get married next?

2
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Probably Monica and Chandler.

3
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Hi, could I have
a pack of Newport Lights?

4
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Oh, um, uh, we don't sell cigarettes,
but they do across the street.

5
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That'd be great. Thanks.

6
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Oh, my God.

7
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Melissa Worbert. I don't think
I have the energy for this.

8
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[GASPS]

9
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Oh, my God! Ray-Ray Green?

10
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[BOTH SCREAM]

11
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Melissa. Hey.

12
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You've been MIA
for seven sorority newsletters.

13
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What's up with you?

14
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[CHUCKLES]

15
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Why don't I tell you over here?

16
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So last I heard
you were gonna get married.

17
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Oh.

18
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Poor Ray-Ray.

19
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Oh, no, no. It's... It's good.
It's all good.

20
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- I actually work at Ralph Lauren.
- Shut up!

21
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I will not. Heh, heh. I'm the
divisional head of men's sportswear.

22
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Oh, shut up more!
Are you friends with Ralph?

23
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- Oh, please. Ha.
- Are you?

24
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No.

25
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Listen, we have to have dinner.
What are you doing tomorrow?

26
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- Oh, tomorrow. I don't know. Um...
- You're having dinner with me.

27
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Shut up.

28
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

29
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I've gotta go.
This has been so great, Ray-Ray.

30
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Oh, there you are.

31
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Um, so listen, just call me.
Here's my card.

32
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Oh, wow, thanks.

33
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- Oh, you're in real estate?
- Oh, no, heh, that's an old card.

34
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Um, I got out of that to do something
where I could...

35
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...help people and make a difference.

36
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Wow. What do you do now?

37
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I'm a party planner.

38
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.

39
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Hey guys, look who's back.
It's Ray-Ray.

40
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That was my friend, Melissa,
from college.

41
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She seems really, really fun!

42
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She's actually very sweet,
and we used to be very close.

43
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Wait a minute.
She's not the one who you?

44
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Who you what? Who you what?

45
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- Yes.
- Wow!

46
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Wow... Wow, what? Who you what?

47
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Oh, it's not a big deal.

48
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They were lovers.

49
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- What?
- What?

50
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No, we weren't. It was nothing.

51
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It was one night, senior year,
and we went to a party...

52
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...had a lot of sangria,
and you know, ended up...

53
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...kissing for a bit.

54
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So that's two of my wives.

55
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Okay, so this is where the band is.
And here's the bar.

56
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And all these pins have people's names
on them. Rach, here you are.

57
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Oh, wow!

58
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Why don't we just put me
with a Manhattan in my hand...

59
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...talking to the cute bartender.

60
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[CHUCKLES]

61
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These pins aren't for playing,
are they?

62
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Okay, the red ones are my guests,
and the blue are yours.

63
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This is so sad.
I only have like 10 pins.

64
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Heh, Chandler, relax. It's not a contest.

65
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Certainly not a close one.

66
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[LAUGHS]

67
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- Hello.
- Hey.

68
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Hey, Rach.

69
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Stop picturing it!

70
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Okay, I think that's it. The seating chart
is done. This is our wedding.

71
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Wow.
They all look like they're having fun.

72
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So where are my parents gonna be?

73
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Oh.

74
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Well, if this is the wedding hall,
then, um...

75
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...your parents would be over here
at home in Queens.

76
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They're not invited?
Oh, no, they're gonna be crushed!

77
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Why would they think they're invited?

78
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You got me. I don't...

79
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- Joey!
- Look, I thought parents were coming.

80
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Your parents are coming.
Chandler's parents are coming.

81
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Ross' parents are coming.

82
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Ross' parents are my parents.

83
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Well, see, parents are coming.

84
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- We should invite them.
- You just want more blue pins.

85
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Well, this is just sad.

86
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All right. Maybe I can fit them in
if I just do some rearranging.

87
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Rachel may have to sit at the bar.

88
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That is not a problem.

89
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- Maybe you'll order a little sangria.
- Oh, get out of here!

90
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These are our tuxedos. If you like
anything, we can make a deal.

91
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Anything at all. But these are
the three that Monica pre-approved.

92
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Uh, well,
thanks a lot for hooking me up.

93
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And I want you to know that I want
you to attend our wedding as my guest.

94
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I'm Monica's maid of honor.

95
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Okay, don't try to blue-pin me.

96
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- Well, these look nice.
- They are nice.

97
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When celebrities are done with them,
they send them back.

98
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- You mean, like, for award shows?
- Some of them.

99
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They've been down the red carpet
with people yelling, uh...

100
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..."Who are you wearing?
You look fabulous!"

101
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Might I suggest watching
a little more ESPN...

102
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...and a little less E!

103
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Okay. Who wore those?

104
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RACHEL:
Uh...

105
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- Well, uh, this one's Tom Brokaw.
- Not bad.

106
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This one is, uh, Paul O'Neil.

107
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Who's that?

108
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He plays for the Yankees.
Seriously, ESPN.

109
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Just once in a while.
Have it on in the background.

110
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Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.

111
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- Pierce Brosnan?
- Uh-huh.

112
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Are you serious?

113
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007?

114
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This is James Bond's tux? Oh, I have to
get married in James Bond's tux.

115
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Ha, ha. It's a pretty cool tux.

116
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Ah, it's not just that. I would be
England's most powerful weapon.

117
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A jet-setting heartbreaker
on Her Majesty's secret service.

118
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A man who fears no one,
with a license to kill.

119
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Would Monica let me wear this?

120
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We should really learn
how to play the real way.

121
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I like our way.

122
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- Ah!
- Hey, hey!

123
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Chess!

124
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- Nice move.
- Yeah.

125
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- Hey.
PHOEBE & JOEY: Hey.

126
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I hooked Ross and Chandler up
with tuxedos. Do you need one?

127
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No, I'm not wearing a tux.

128
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- What are you gonna wear?
- Multi-colored robes.

129
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Ooh, and maybe a hat.

130
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- Huh. Does Monica know about this?
- No.

131
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Can I please be there
when you tell her?

132
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Hey, Rach,
you want to go to a movie tonight?

133
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Oh, I can't.
I'm having dinner with Melissa.

134
00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,024
Can I come?

135
00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:08,945
I won't talk.
You'll just hear my video camera.

136
00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:12,073
- What? What's going on?
- Can I tell her?

137
00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,910
Do you want what happened,
or Joey's lewd version?

138
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- Joey's.
- Okay.

139
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Okay, come on.

140
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I had this college friend...

141
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...and I made the mistake
of telling Joey that one time...

142
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...she and I, you know,
kissed a little bit.

143
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[CHUCKLES]

144
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Yeah, I'm sure that happened.

145
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- It did.
- Sure.

146
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Hey, heh. It happened.

147
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Yeah, it was senior year.
It was after the Sigma Chi luau...

148
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...and Melissa and I got very drunk.

149
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And we ended up kissing.
For several minutes.

150
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Which means she had a couple spritzers
and a peck on the cheek.

151
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- Why are you taking this away from me?
- Ugh.

152
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,459
Why is it so hard for you to believe?

153
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:08,213
Okay. I just didn't know
that you were a lesbian.

154
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:20,016
I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian.
I'm just saying that this happened.

155
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:24,896
It just seems pretty wild.
And you're... You know, so...

156
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,940
...vanilla.

157
00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:32,028
Vanilla? I'm not vanilla.
I do lots of crazy things.

158
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,740
I mean, I got drunk
and married in Vegas.

159
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,200
To Ross.

160
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If you don't believe me...

161
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...just come with me to dinner tonight
and she'll tell you.

162
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Okay. Because I can't picture it.

163
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You should get inside my head.

164
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- Hey.
- Hey.

165
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Guess what I got for your wedding?

166
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A freakishly thin date
with a hanger for a head?

167
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:05,729
Rachel hooked me up with a tux.
But not just any tux.

168
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,772
Batman's tux!

169
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,774
- What?
- That's right.

170
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:14,988
Made expressly for Val Kilmer,
and worn by him in the hit film...

171
00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:17,699
...that Batman film he was in.

172
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,660
You can't wear that.
I'm wearing the famous tux.

173
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,495
- James Bond's tux.
- So?

174
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:26,416
If you wear that,
it'll make mine less special.

175
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,002
You need something to
to make it special?

176
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,671
Hello! You have
the most special thing of all.

177
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:35,300
You are marrying the woman you love.

178
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,594
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

179
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,515
Don't take away my cool thing.
Pretty please?

180
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:46,978
"Pretty please?" Not very, uh, 007.

181
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:51,358
If you were getting married,
I'd never do anything to upset you.

182
00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:56,112
- You slept with my sister.
- That was pretty 007.

183
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,993
- Hey.
- Hey. Okay, good. You're here.

184
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,495
All right, I figured it out.

185
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,997
I'm gonna take 2 tables of 8,
add your parents...

186
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,833
...and make them into 3 tables of 6.

187
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,003
And I called the caterer.
We are good to go!

188
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,255
Yeah. They're not coming.

189
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:17,967
What?

190
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,637
They think that you only
invited them because of me.

191
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,014
They feel unwanted.

192
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:27,352
That's too bad. It's true. But too bad.

193
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,522
- If you could just call my mom.
- Oh, Joey.

194
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,816
Come on. Just let her know
you want them there.

195
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:36,444
Let's not forget this is a woman
who has sent you many lasagnas.

196
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,654
No, she hasn't.

197
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,657
Is it her fault
if some didn't make it to you?

198
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,367
What am I gonna say?

199
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:47,205
Just tell them you mixed up invitations.
No, no, no, blame it on the post office.

200
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,209
They hate the post office.
And the Irish.

201
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,837
But I don't think
you could blame it on them.

202
00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:02,053
Hello? Yeah, hi. Uh, Mrs. Tribbiani?
Hi, this is Monica Geller.

203
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:06,641
I'm just calling to say that I really
hope you can make the wedding.

204
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:10,145
Apparently some of our invitations
weren't delivered.

205
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:14,649
Um, I guess there was some screw-up
at the damn post office.

206
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,067
[MONICA CHUCKLES]

207
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,445
Tell me about it.

208
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:22,824
Yeah, the U.S. Post Office?
No. More like U.S. Lost Office.

209
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,244
What are they, Irish?

210
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:37,922
Anyway, his name's Allen. And we've
been going out for three years.

211
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,092
He was my first client
when I became a party planner.

212
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,555
He was actually planning a party
for his girlfriend at the time.

213
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,307
- Oh, well.
- No.

214
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:52,937
- Ah. He was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
- Oh! Oh, that's great.

215
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,147
Mm-hm.

216
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,566
- Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
- Of course.

217
00:12:56,734 --> 00:13:00,779
Yes. I was a, um,
Thigh Mega Tampon.

218
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,657
What one?

219
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:08,161
Yeah, we were huge too.
But they had to shut us down...

220
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,164
...when Regina Phalangie
died of alcohol poisoning.

221
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,373
Ugh.

222
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,251
Isn't it a shame when one girl
ruins it for the whole bunch?

223
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,378
Hmm. Mm-hm. Ugh.

224
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,800
Anyway...

225
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,303
Speaking of drinking too much,
I was, uh, telling Phoebe...

226
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:30,141
...about that crazy night after the
Sigma Chi luau where we made out.

227
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,060
What?

228
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:37,649
Remember we... Come on, we had
sarongs on and the coconut bikini tops.

229
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,944
We went back to the house
and got really silly...

230
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,695
...and we made out.

231
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:48,243
Wow, Ray-Ray, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

232
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,119
Really?

233
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,003
Ross is Batman.

234
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:04,676
Well, he did manage to keep
his identity secret for a long time.

235
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:10,098
Rachel got Ross the tuxedo
that Val Kilmer wore in Batman.

236
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,059
Batman is so much cooler
than James Bond.

237
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:18,273
- What? 007 has all those gadgets.
- Batman has a utility belt.

238
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,527
- 007 has a fancy car.
- Batman has the Batmobile.

239
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:29,826
- 007 gets all the ladies.
- Heh. Batman has Robin.

240
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,541
We get ESPN, right?

241
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:44,591
How about you go put on your 007
tuxedo, and I'll make you a nice martini?

242
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,718
Actually I don't like martinis.

243
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,929
- A Yoo-Hoo with a funny straw?
- Ooh, yum.

244
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,892
- Hey.
MONICA: Hey.

245
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,019
I know the invitation says 6:00...

246
00:14:56,186 --> 00:15:00,231
...but does that mean get there at 6,
or the show starts at 6?

247
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,900
The show?

248
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,447
Right, the wedding. Gotcha.

249
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,950
But weddings start a little late, right?

250
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,828
Have you ever
been to one of my weddings?

251
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,207
Ah, well, it's the same day
as my niece's christening...

252
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,710
...and I want my parents to see me.

253
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:25,590
My part's in the beginning. I'm not
in the rest of the show... Wedding.

254
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,800
The wedding starts at 6.

255
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,470
Okay. I totally hear you.

256
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,431
Ooh! How about this?
I vamp till they get there.

257
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,600
Heh. You'll "vamp"?

258
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,728
Yeah, yeah, like warm up the crowd.
Ask where they're from.

259
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:43,149
In Joey Tribbiani, you get
a minister and an entertainer.

260
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,776
I'm a "ministainer."

261
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,819
All right?

262
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,031
There's no one better.
There's no one greater.

263
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,407
Huh?

264
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,410
How can you not remember us kissing?

265
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,997
I don't know. I don't remember
a lot of things that never happened.

266
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,248
Wha...

267
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:05,046
Remember, we were on the sleeping
porch? We couldn't stop giggling.

268
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,548
Our coconuts kept knocking together.

269
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,218
Somewhere Joey's head is exploding.

270
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,180
I don't want
to make you uncomfortable...

271
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,892
...but I told Phoebe it happened,
and she doesn't believe me.

272
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,940
I'm sorry. I mean, if I thought
it happened, I would say it.

273
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,568
Maybe I passed out and you did stuff
to me while I was sleeping.

274
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,405
No.

275
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,032
It's okay, you don't have to do this.
I believe you.

276
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,203
If you say you kissed Melissa,
then you kissed Melissa.

277
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,415
- Thank you, Phoebe.
- Okay.

278
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,291
- But she didn't.
- I know.

279
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,338
- Hey.
- Hey.

280
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,715
You carry that around?

281
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,924
Yes.

282
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,052
I find it to be something
of a conversation piece.

283
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,306
- Between you and?
- Gunther.

284
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,809
Hey, hey. Why don't we put them on?

285
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,062
Get a picture of Batman
and James Bond, together.

286
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,732
I would, but my pants
are a little tight.

287
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:10,903
A little tight?
I could see 00 and 7 in those things.

288
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:15,783
I was looking forward to wearing
our celebrity tuxes together.

289
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:20,079
- So you're not gonna be wearing yours?
- Are you kidding? It's Batman's tux!

290
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,291
Let me try it on.

291
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:28,588
Okay. But just the jacket.
00 and 7 are not getting in there.

292
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,592
Okay.

293
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,305
Holy double-vented comfort, Batman!

294
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,476
- What's this?
ROSS: Huh?

295
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,562
An invitation to
the At First Sight premiere?

296
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,855
Oh, my God.

297
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,815
Val Kilmer didn't
wear this in Batman.

298
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:52,320
He wore it to the premiere of a fruity
love story where he was a blind guy.

299
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,906
Let me see that.

300
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,867
Oh, man.

301
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,746
The only super power you have is the
slightly heightened sense of smell.

302
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,291
Hey.

303
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,210
Uh, can I talk to you guys
for a second?

304
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,754
I give up.
Whatever you want, you can have it.

305
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,298
You want to sing a song or do a dance?

306
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:16,886
You want your mom at the altar
screaming racial slurs? I don't care.

307
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,642
No. I just want to thank you guys
for what you did for my parents.

308
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,353
They're so happy
to get to be a part of your special day.

309
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,687
Oh.

310
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,649
Well, your welcome.
Tell them we're glad they're coming.

311
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:34,362
I will. Oh, check out what they got
me to wear for the ceremony!

312
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,949
Huh?

313
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:42,245
I wear it like this when I
marry you guys. And then this...

314
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,956
...is for party time.

315
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,715
It happened.
I am telling you it happened.

316
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,759
Hey, it was great meeting you.

317
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:01,013
And, uh, Rachel? I don't think
I'll be calling you because, uh...

318
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,932
...you know, you've gotten weird.

319
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,853
Take care, you guys.

320
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,480
Wha... Wait a minute. Okay, look.

321
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:13,985
That night was the one wild thing
I've ever done in my life.

322
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,279
I won't let you take it away from me.

323
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,699
So if you don't remember that,
maybe you'll remember this...

324
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:31,377
Oh, my God. You love me.

325
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,298
- What?
- Of course I remember our kiss.

326
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,717
I think about it all the time.

327
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,429
I can still hear
the coconuts knocking together, I...

328
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:47,643
I didn't want to tell you, because I
didn't think you'd return my love.

329
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,020
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

330
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,151
Aw! Look who's being suddenly shy.

331
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,360
[GIGGLES]

332
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,821
You have to feel what I feel.

333
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,699
Nobody can kiss that good
and not mean it.

334
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,077
I'm just a good kisser.

335
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,705
Shut up.

336
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,708
I'm sorry.

337
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,418
Oh.

338
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,669
[LAUGHS]

339
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,340
Oh, you don't have to be sorry.

340
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,760
I'm obviously kidding.

341
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,971
I'm not in love with you.
I'm not in love with her.

342
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,642
I don't hear coconuts
banging together.

343
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:33,439
I don't picture your face
when I make love to my boyfriend.

344
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,734
Anyway, I gotta go.

345
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,153
A kiss goodbye?

346
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,947
No? Okay.

347
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,207
Wow!

348
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,711
I mean, I had no idea
that that would...

349
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,261
What the hell was that?

350
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,972
Just wanted to see
what all the fuss was about.

351
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,600
- And?
- I've had better.

352
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,776
CHANDLER:
I found one that fits.

353
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:23,864
Well, you know what they say?
23rd time's a charm.

354
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,869
Aw! Look at you, all handsome.

355
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,539
- Whose is it?
- Oh, does it matter?

356
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:35,126
All that matters
is that you look so handsome.

357
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,590
- Whose is it?
- I don't want to say.

358
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,052
Come on, I don't care. Whose is it?

359
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,971
Diane Keaton.

360
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,228
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