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The caterer sent me this list of 12
appetizers. I have to narrow it to six.

2
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Food? Oh, give me.

3
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So did Monica tell you we're trying to get
The Swing Kings to play the wedding?

4
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Since when are you into swing music?

5
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Since forever. I used to go all over town
listening to bands.

6
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- Chandler.
- Gap commercial.

7
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- So did you book them? Did you call?
- I will.

8
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- You want me to call?
- No. I'll do it. You stick to your job.

9
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- What is your job?
- Staying out of the way.

10
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This is impossible.
Why don't you just pick all 15?

11
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- There were only 12.
- Oh, yeah, I added three.

12
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What are "peanut-butter fingers"?

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Well, hello.

14
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She's cute.

15
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Should we go try to talk to her?

16
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Sure. The great thing about being engaged,
I'm not nervous to talk to pretty girls anymore.

17
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Could you guys help me?

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[CHANDLER GIGGLES]

19
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Yeah, let me get that for you.

20
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- It's really heavy.
- I got it.

21
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Oh!

22
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So hi, I'm Ross,
and this is my friend, Chandler.

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I'm Kristen.

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Kristen. Hi. Are you new to the area?

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Because if you are,
I'd love to show you around sometime.

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- I actually just moved from four blocks over.
- Oh.

27
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But this block is like a whole other world.

28
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Actually, it does have
a very interesting history.

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This street is the first street in the city
to have an underground sewer system.

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Before that, sewage and waste...

31
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...would just flow
right down the street. Yeah.

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Sometimes ankle-deep.

33
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Smooth.

34
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Excuse me?

35
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[CHANDLER GIGGLES]

36
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You're gonna be starving after moving.
What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?

37
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- I'd like that.
- Yeah? Great.

38
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Let me take this up.

39
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- After you.
- Oh, no. After you.

40
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Oh, my God!

41
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Am I crazy, or does this totally go?

42
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RACHEL:
Oh, my God! You look so beautiful!

43
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Thank you, Rachel.
But look at Monica!

44
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This is it. Yeah, this is the one.

45
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I can't believe I found it.

46
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Wow, you look so beautiful.
If I knew you, I'd cry.

47
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I'm Monica Geller. Ball like a baby.

48
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I'm Megan Bailey.

49
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- Have you found your dress yet?
- No. These dresses are all so amazing...

50
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...but I couldn't afford one.
- No, I can't afford this either.

51
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I'm here to figure out the one I want,
then I'll get it at Kleinman's, this discount place.

52
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Day after tomorrow,
they're having a huge sale.

53
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- Thanks for the tip.
- When are you getting married?

54
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- I'm not. I just like to try these on.
- I do the same thing.

55
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I'm just kidding.
I'm getting married July 25th.

56
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I'm just kidding too. Ha, ha.

57
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I'm getting married in December.

58
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- When are you getting married?
- May 15th.

59
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Ooh. It's close.
So who's your photographer?

60
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- Jeffrey.
- We met with him.

61
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- Did he show you nude wedding photos?
- Best Man? Wow!

62
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I know. I almost called off
my wedding. Heh, heh, heh.

63
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- Oh, who's your band?
- My fiancé wants The Swing Kings.

64
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You're lucky. My fiancé wants
the heavy metal band, Carcass.

65
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Is that spelled with a "C" or a "K"?
Oh, my God, it doesn't matter, they're both great!

66
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Oh, you know what? Don't buy that here.

67
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Now that you know what you want,
go to Kleinman's. Get it half off.

68
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This place is so over-priced.

69
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I own this store.

70
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So does this come
in another color, or...

71
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Hi. You moving in or moving out?

72
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- Moving in.
- Can I give you a hand?

73
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Okay, but be careful. The guy who was helping
before had to leave because he hurt his back.

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- Boyfriend?
- No.

75
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I'm Joey.

76
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Kristen.

77
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Wow. What a beautiful name.

78
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What is it again?

79
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- Kristen.
- Ah, that's it. Okay.

80
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- You live around here?
- Yeah. Yeah, right down there.

81
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Let me give you a tip.

82
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Don't take a nap on this stoop.
You could wake up without shoes.

83
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- I'll remember that.
- Okay.

84
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Listen, would you like
to have dinner with me tonight?

85
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I have plans tonight.
How about tomorrow?

86
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Sounds great.
Well, where does this go?

87
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You look strong. I'll take that,
you grab one of the boxes.

88
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Okay. Yeah.

89
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Yeah, I'll get this one.

90
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WOMAN 1:
What's taking so long?

91
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[ALL GRUMBLING]

92
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WOMAN 2
Come on.

93
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So this is Brooklyn?

94
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All right, listen up. There's usually only
one dress in each size.

95
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So when they open those doors,
fan out.

96
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This is what you're looking for.
Memorize it.

97
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When you locate the dress
blow on these, all right?

98
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Three sharp blasts.
When you hear it, come running.

99
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Okay, got it.

100
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WOMAN 1:
Here he comes!

101
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RACHEL: Oh, they're pushing!
- Don't be a baby!

102
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WOMAN 1: Out of the way!
WOMAN 2: Let's go!

103
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Hey, Rachel! Come on!

104
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[CHATTERING]

105
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No. No, not it. Not it. Not it. Ugh.

106
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Don't crowd me.

107
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This is it! This is the dress!
Oh, my God. It's perfect.

108
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I'm sorry, this one's taken! Whoa!

109
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- Megan!
- Monica!

110
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- You came!
- Yeah!

111
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- This is my dress!
- No!

112
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- Yes, it is. You saw me wearing it.
- And now you'll see me buying it.

113
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You freak!

114
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You wouldn't even know
about this place without me.

115
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- Look, you don't want to fight me.
- Maybe I do. I'm pretty feisty!

116
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[WHISTLES]

117
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- I'm coming! I'm coming!
- Hey!

118
00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,028
[WHISTLES BLOWING]

119
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Okay! Hey.

120
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,281
[WHISTLES BLOWING]

121
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Oh, what do I do?!

122
00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:19,164
[WHISTLES BLOWING]

123
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What are you doing?
Did you find the dress?

124
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Did you find the dress?

125
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No. You gotta get me out of here.
These shoppers are crazy.

126
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- We've gotta get Monica.
- You gotta hold my hand!

127
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Oh, my God.

128
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]

129
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Excuse me! Excuse me!

130
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Go! Go! Go!

131
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- Hey.
- Go!

132
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]

133
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,241
So, Ross,
how was your date the other night?

134
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Did you tell her about the magical
ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?

135
00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:05,877
Laugh all you want, but she left me a message
saying she'd like to go out again.

136
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:09,422
- Oh.
- In fact, I'll go call her right now.

137
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,717
And I'll make sure and tell her my
friend Chandler says...

138
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,177
[GIGGLES]

139
00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,557
- Hey, Chandler.
- Hey.

140
00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:22,769
Sorry I didn't stop by last night,
but I had a date.

141
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:27,232
Joe, when it's 1:00 in the morning and you
don't come by? That's okay.

142
00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:32,320
Check it out. It was with this really hot girl
who just moved in right across the street.

143
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,323
- Really? Right across the street?
- Yeah.

144
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,867
- When did you meet her?
- Two days ago.

145
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,662
Excellent!

146
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,249
- You know, Ross met somebody too.
- Oh, yeah?

147
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,792
- Hey.
- How'd it go?

148
00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:48,169
Great. We're going out again Saturday.

149
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But I found out she's
also seeing some other guy.

150
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,928
Really?

151
00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:02,309
Joe, what would you do
if you were in Ross' situation?

152
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:06,813
Well, I sort of am. I'm dating this girl
who's also seeing another guy.

153
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,190
But I'm not too worried about it.

154
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:14,654
You shouldn't be. Believe me, I wouldn't want
to be the guy who's up against you.

155
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,159
I mean, that doofus is going to lose.

156
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:24,080
So this is nice.

157
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,794
I wish I didn't have to go.
Believe me.

158
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,212
But I have to.

159
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,382
By the way, what's the name
of the girl you're dating?

160
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,177
ROSS & JOEY: Kristen Leigh.
- Bye.

161
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,605
Well, obviously, only one of us
can keep dating her.

162
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:52,484
Obviously. So how do we decide?

163
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:56,196
Well now,
let's look at this objectively.

164
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,740
I think I should date her.

165
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,035
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

166
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,747
Or I'm the one who dates her.

167
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:10,585
That's interesting.
But check this out. I date her.

168
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,505
Yeah, I like that. But just to go
in another direction...

169
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,132
Okay. This can go on for a while.

170
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,427
- We should order some food then.
- No, Joey.

171
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:24,557
Look, why don't we
just let her decide, okay?

172
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,602
We'll each go out with her
one more time.

173
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,438
And we'll see who she likes best.

174
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,817
That sounds fair.

175
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:37,862
Maybe I'll take her
to that new French restaurant down the street.

176
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:41,533
Wait a second.
We have to set a spending limit on the date.

177
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,577
I don't have the money to take her
to a fancy place like that.

178
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:48,665
Well, sorry.
That's what I do on dates.

179
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:53,461
All right. Well, I guess I'll just have to do
what I do on dates.

180
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,595
- So let's decide on a spending limit.
- Yeah.

181
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,472
Uh...

182
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,182
[JOEY MUMBLING]

183
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,060
And a slice...

184
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,439
Six dollars?

185
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:17,193
- I was thinking more like a hundred.
- Okay.

186
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,196
Can I borrow 94 dollars?

187
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,162
Uh.

188
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:30,540
I know. Can you hand me a tissue?

189
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,005
[WHISTLES]

190
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,759
You're out of Diet Coke.

191
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,594
[PHONE RINGS]

192
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,388
Hello?

193
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,559
What? You what?

194
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,603
You listen here, missy!

195
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:54,981
What?

196
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,651
That was Megan. She booked The Swing Kings
on the day of our wedding...

197
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,404
...and said she'd only
give them back for the dress!

198
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,947
[PHOEBE GASPS]

199
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:06,117
Does that mean Carcass is available?

200
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:12,248
What am I gonna do? That's the dress!
That is "the" dress!

201
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,294
Chandler wants the band.
What do I do?

202
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,172
- Figure out a way to talk him out of it.
- How?

203
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,381
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

204
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,759
RACHEL:
You're out of toilet paper!

205
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,016
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

206
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,101
- Hey.
- What's up?

207
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,230
I wanted to wish you good luck
on your date.

208
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,690
- Thanks.
- What time are you meeting?

209
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,069
We have 8:00 reservations
at Grand Merci Bistro.

210
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,614
That's in 20 minutes.
You'd better get dressed.

211
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,619
- I am dressed.
- Oh, well, good.

212
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,871
For me.

213
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,793
What's this?
Did you give yourself a facial?

214
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,587
I have an oily T-zone.

215
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,715
Okay, dude.

216
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,596
- Hey, you sent Kristen flowers?
- That's right.

217
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:13,643
You spent 100 dollars.
That's the limit. You're screwed!

218
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:19,482
Actually, I sent the flowers before
the actual date, so technically...

219
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:24,028
...technically, I didn't break any rules.
Thanks for stopping by though.

220
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,657
That's how it's gonna be?
I can break the rules too.

221
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,410
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

222
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,663
- I'm not surprised.
- You won't get away with this.

223
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,540
- You don't have much choice.
- We'll see!

224
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,041
- Bye-bye.
- Yeah, bye-bye.

225
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,963
Hey! So just a light layer?

226
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,841
Yeah, just here and there.

227
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:55,059
Joey got meat sauce
on the banister again.

228
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,271
Swing music is so out.

229
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,941
Phoebe, he's gotta be in the room
for that to work.

230
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,320
What are you guys talking about?

231
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,031
We're talking about The Swing Kings...

232
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,992
...and whether they're
the right way to go.

233
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,870
I went to a wedding
where they had swing music...

234
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,497
...and two months later
the couple divorced.

235
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:21,169
I'm not saying
there's any connection here...

236
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,756
...but they did tell me
that's why they got divorced.

237
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,134
But I love swing music!

238
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,011
But The Swing Kings?

239
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:35,642
They suck so much that people actually die
at their concerts. They just stop living.

240
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,729
When Monica and I went to see them,
we had fun.

241
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,689
And there's another reason.

242
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:46,194
- Well, what is the other reason?
- I don't want to say.

243
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,989
Well, you have to,
because maybe it's stupid.

244
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,870
It's just while Monica and I
were dancing to them...

245
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,290
...it was the first time
I knew that...

246
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:04,337
...you were the woman that I wanted
to dance all my dances with.

247
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,092
Oh, crap.

248
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,770
- Our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
- Oh, great.

249
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:24,232
- Is your back feeling better?
- Yeah, it's fine.

250
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:27,235
I guess, ahem, the more muscles you have...

251
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,905
...the more they can
spasm out of control.

252
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,784
- Kristen?
- Joey!

253
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,536
JOEY: Hi.
KRISTEN: Hi.

254
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:41,082
- What are you doing here?
- I like this place.

255
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:46,045
And technically, technically,
I'm not breaking any rules, so...

256
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:50,508
Well, Ross, this is Joey.
Joey, Ross.

257
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,386
- Hi.
- Hi. It's nice to meet you.

258
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,848
I used to have a friend named Joey.

259
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,393
I don't anymore.

260
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,814
Our table will be ready
in a couple minutes.

261
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:09,152
Sure! I would love
to wait with you guys! Thanks!

262
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,908
So Joey, you look familiar.

263
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,870
Are you on TV or something?

264
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,289
Joey doesn't like to talk about it...

265
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,959
...but he's one of the stars
of Days of Our Lives.

266
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:30,006
That's right. That's right.
Don't you play a woman?

267
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:36,054
A woman in a man's body.

268
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,389
Much better.

269
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,602
So, Ross, it's funny, because you
look familiar to me too.

270
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,354
Have you ever been married?

271
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,149
Yes, I have.

272
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,651
In fact, just the other day...

273
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:55,031
...Kris and I talked about how
I've been married and have a son.

274
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:59,327
- Yeah, little Eric.
- That's right. Wait. No, Ben.

275
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,166
So you've just been married
the one time then?

276
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:11,297
- Well, um...
- You've been married twice?

277
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:15,259
Yes. And...

278
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,179
...another time after that.

279
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,226
Boy, I'm getting hungry.

280
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,562
Ahem. Hey, Joey, have you ever been
so hungry on a date...

281
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:31,234
...that when the girl goes to the
bathroom, you eat some of her food?

282
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,948
You said the waiter ate my crab cake.

283
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,783
[CHUCKLES]

284
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:43,913
So, Ross, now why did
that first marriage break up? Hm?

285
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:49,210
Was it because the woman was straight
or because she was a lesbian?

286
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,923
- Do you two know each other?
ROSS & JOEY: No.

287
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,968
But he seems like
a guy who'd marry a woman...

288
00:18:57,177 --> 00:19:01,722
...on the verge of being a lesbian
and then push her over the edge.

289
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:09,272
Wait a minute!
Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?

290
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:15,653
Have you ever slept
in the same bed with a monkey?

291
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,781
Hey, you leave Marcel out of this!

292
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,868
Fine! You ever gotten stuck
in a pair of your own leather pants?

293
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:27,456
Hey, hey! Have you ever locked yourself
in a TV cabinet, VD-boy?

294
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,917
Monkey-lover!

295
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,136
Where do you think we lost her?

296
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,139
Probably around "gonorrhea."

297
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,108
- Hi, honey, I'm home!
MONICA: Don't come in here!

298
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,196
Why, do you have another
boyfriend in there?

299
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,407
MONICA:
No. We only mess around at his place.

300
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:07,246
It's funny, I started it, but now it's scaring me,
so could you come out here, please?

301
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,207
MONICA:
No. I'm wearing a wedding dress.

302
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,125
You got a wedding dress? That's great.

303
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,962
MONICA: Yeah, but I'm not keeping it.
- Then why can't I see it?

304
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,048
MONICA:
Oh. I guess you can.

305
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,426
But I have to return it,
so you can't like it.

306
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,846
Okay, I promise. I'll hate it.

307
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,897
Wow. You look hideous.

308
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,483
Really?

309
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:40,613
Yeah. That's like the most
ugliest dress I've ever seen.

310
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,865
Why do you have to return it?

311
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,035
Because it doesn't really fit.

312
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,329
Oh, by the way, I booked The Swing Kings.

313
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,457
Oh, that's great. Great. Thanks.

314
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,377
But that dress, I mean, it's like, ugh, terrible.

315
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,130
- It makes me want to rip it right off you.
- Okay.

316
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,049
But you can't rip it.

317
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,093
- Well, maybe a little.
- Okay.

318
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,855
Hey, guys, you want to look
at the song list for the wedding?

319
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,482
Guys?

320
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,859
CHANDLER:
I thought you'd be gone all day.

321
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,779
All right, what's going on?

322
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:34,083
I'm sorry. I should probably
leave you girls alone.

323
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,963
Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes
we'll have younger-looking skin.

324
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,840
- Yeah.
- Right there.

325
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,844
You know, she could use a little...

326
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,387
[JOEY WHISTLES]

327
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,931
- Oh, nice shot! Yeah!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!

328
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,270
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