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The reason I asked you to brunch...

2
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...is because I've been thinking
about my maid of honor.

3
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Oh, my God. This is it. Oh.

4
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I hope it's you.

5
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- I hope it's you.
- Me too.

6
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First of all, I love you both so much.

7
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- You're both so important to me.
- Blah, blah, blah. Who is it?

8
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I was thinking we could
come up with a system...

9
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...where we trade off being maid of honor.

10
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- Hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine...
- Yes! Oh.

11
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Hypothetically.

12
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Still.

13
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If Phoebe were mine,
Rachel would be Phoebe's, I'd be Rachel's.

14
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We all get to do it and no one gets upset.

15
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- That's a pretty good idea.
- I'll do that. So who's yours?

16
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Well, that's the best part.
You guys get to decide.

17
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- Why is that the best part?
- I don't have to.

18
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Of course we'll help you decide.
We'll do anything we can to help you.

19
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I'd like to make a toast.

20
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To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing...

21
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...my best friend and truly one
of the nicest people that...

22
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- Really not deciding.
- Fine.

23
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Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing.

24
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- You're marrying Chandler Bing?
- Yeah.

25
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Huh.

26
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Good luck!

27
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Oh, and good luck to you too!

28
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What a nice lady.

29
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Yeah!

30
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- Die Hard, still great.
- Yep.

31
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Let's make it a double feature?

32
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What else did you rent?

33
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Die Hard 2.

34
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Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.

35
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Well, we'll watch it a second time
and it's Die Hard 2.

36
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- Joey, we just saw it.
- And?

37
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It would be cool to see it again!

38
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- Yeah! Die Hard!
- Die Hard!

39
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Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.

40
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Is everything okay?

41
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Yeah, I just got plans.

42
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Well, John McClane had plans.

43
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I want to leave before
Joey gets all worked up...

44
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...and starts calling everybody "bitch."

45
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What are you talking about, bitch?

46
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- Hey, Rachel.
- Yeah?

47
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When I get married,
will you be my maid of honor?

48
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Really?

49
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Oh, my God, Phoebe. I mean, I'm just...

50
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Wait a minute.

51
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If I'm your maid of honor,
that means that you are Monica's.

52
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Oh.

53
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- Well, if that's what you want.
- Oh!

54
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No way, Phoebe. I want to be Monica's.

55
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- Why does it even matter?
- Why does it matter to you?

56
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Because this one is now.

57
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And it's two of our best friends.

58
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And who knows what you're gonna marry.

59
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What if I marry Ross? Or Joey?

60
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[GASPS]

61
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You wouldn't.

62
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Okay, look, Rachel.
I know you really want to do this...

63
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...but I've never been
maid of honor to anyone before.

64
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I know you've done it at least twice.

65
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- Yeah, but, Phoebe...
- Please let me finish.

66
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I guess that was it.

67
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Okay.

68
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Okay. Since you've never done it before,
you can be Monica's maid of honor.

69
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Oh, thank you so much!

70
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Yay.

71
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I'm gonna marry someone good.

72
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Oh, I know.

73
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- Better than Chandler.
- Pfft.

74
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[BOTH YELL]

75
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- What happened?
- I don't know.

76
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We fell asleep. That is all.

77
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Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

78
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All right, well, I'd better go.

79
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- I think that would be best.
- Yeah.

80
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- I'll talk to you later.
- Okay.

81
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- But not about this.
- No, never. Never!

82
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- So, uh...
- Uh...

83
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- Bye.
- No touch. No touch.

84
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Hey, a weird thing happened at brunch.

85
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This woman overheard
that I was marrying you...

86
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...and she wished me good luck.

87
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That's sweet.

88
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No, it was more like a "good luck."

89
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So, what did this woman look like?

90
00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:46,136
She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.

91
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Any chance you were looking into
a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?

92
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Was it someone you dated in college?

93
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No, I only dated two girls in college...

94
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...both blond, both not attractive.

95
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Let me check this out.

96
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- What are you doing?
- Well, let's see.

97
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Okay, uh, is that her?

98
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Oh, my God, yes!

99
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- Who is she?
- Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend.

100
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Did you break up with her?

101
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No, we're still together.

102
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We went out for two summers
and then I broke up with her.

103
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- Why?
- She came back the third summer...

104
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...and she'd gotten really fa... Ahh.

105
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- Fat?
- I did not say fat.

106
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I said fa... Ahh.

107
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You broke up with a girl
because she was fat?

108
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Yeah. Yeah.

109
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But it was a really long time ago.
Does she still feel bad?

110
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Apparently she does.

111
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You know what they say,
"Elephants never forget."

112
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Seriously, good luck marrying me.

113
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Hey, what's going on?

114
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Phoebe is gonna be
Monica's maid of honor.

115
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Hey. Hope it goes better than the last time
you did it for that girl downstairs.

116
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You have been maid of honor before?

117
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You see? This is exactly why
you shouldn't lie.

118
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That's it. I am maid of honor.

119
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- No, I am.
- How come you are?

120
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Because I cared enough to lie.

121
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Hey, I could help you decide
who should do it.

122
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We could have an audition.

123
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See how you'd handle
maid-of-honor-type situations.

124
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- What are you talking about?
- When I want a job...

125
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...I audition and if I'm the best
of the people they see...

126
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...they give me the part.

127
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Okay, so after this audition,
who decides who gets it?

128
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Oh, me and Ross can be the judges.

129
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- It's better than us deciding.
- Oh, this is crazy.

130
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- Can't we just flip a coin?
- No, coins hate me.

131
00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:05,192
Okay, fine. You know what?
We will let Ross and Joey decide.

132
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,110
Hi!

133
00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,529
Ross, sweetie.

134
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Hey there, handsome thing.

135
00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:22,918
Wow, this cologne really is
every bit as good as Giorgio.

136
00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,133
Hey.

137
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Just brought back your videos.

138
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Hey, Ross. Look, I think
we need to talk about before.

139
00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:39,976
No. No, we don't.

140
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Yes, we do.

141
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Now, look. That was the best nap I ever had.

142
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I don't know what you're talking about.

143
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Come on, admit it.

144
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That was the best nap you ever had.

145
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I've had better.

146
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,625
Okay. When?

147
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,963
All right! All right!
It was the best nap ever!

148
00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,673
- Ah!
- I said it, okay?

149
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,925
But it's over, Joey!

150
00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,387
I want to do it again.

151
00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,476
We can't do it again.

152
00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,354
- Why not?
- Because it's weird!

153
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,315
Fine.

154
00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,442
You want a drink?

155
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:33,196
- Sure. What do you got?
- Warm milk and Excedrin PM.

156
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,038
Chandler.

157
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,916
I just figured out who you are.

158
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,586
CHANDLER:
Can you figure out what I'm doing?

159
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,423
- You're Louis Posen.
- Who?

160
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,051
He was my best friend in fifth grade.

161
00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:58,471
One day, I asked him to be
my boyfriend and he said no.

162
00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,973
Do you know why?

163
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:04,352
Because you kept talking to him while
he was trying to go to the bathroom?

164
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,106
No, but because he thought
I was too fa... Ahh.

165
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,403
Every time I think about it,
I feel as bad as I did then.

166
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,364
I really think you should
apologize to Julie.

167
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,618
Honey, are you kidding?
That was like 16 years ago.

168
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,996
It would make me feel better
if Louis apologized to me.

169
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:27,250
I'll do it. But I warn you,
this may make me a better person.

170
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,462
And that is not the man
you fell in love with.

171
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,882
This is how it's gonna work.

172
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,635
We'll give you hypothetical
maid-of-honor situations.

173
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,095
You'll be scored on a scale of one to 10.

174
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,723
- One being the highest.
- Ten is the highest.

175
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,517
- Why is 10 the highest?
- Because it's the highest.

176
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,357
Okay, Rachel, you're up first.

177
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,401
Situation number one:
You're with Monica.

178
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:57,697
The wedding is about to start
when Monica gets cold feet. Go!

179
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,283
I don't want to marry Chandler.

180
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,619
- I've got cold feet.
- It's gonna be okay.

181
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,413
One man the rest of my life?
I don't know.

182
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,083
This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey.

183
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,671
Look, Monica...

184
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,714
...getting cold feet is very common.

185
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,550
It's just because of all the anticipation.

186
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:21,930
And you just have to remember
that you love Chandler.

187
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,683
And also, I ran out on a wedding.

188
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,644
You don't get to keep the gifts.

189
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,397
Very good,
drawing on your own experience.

190
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,940
Very good.

191
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,484
Yes, very nice, Rachel.

192
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,944
Thank you, judges.

193
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,113
- Kiss-ass.
- Oh.

194
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,617
- Okay, Phoebe.
- Yes, Your Honor.

195
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,161
JOEY:
We're now in the ceremony.

196
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,414
Monica is about to say, "I do"...

197
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,999
...when her drunk uncle starts yelling.

198
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,584
What do you do? Go!

199
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,421
When Monica was a little girl...

200
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:55,672
...I remember that...

201
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,590
[PHOEBE YELLS]

202
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,760
Ow!

203
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,512
- Very good!
- Oh.

204
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,223
Yes, excellent. Perfect score.

205
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,768
She just made a scene
in the middle of the ceremony!

206
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,771
Hey, you want a little taste of Pheebs?

207
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,152
It is time for you to give
your maid-of-honor speech.

208
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,903
We haven't even prepared...

209
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,323
- Go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Um...

210
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,118
Webster's Dictionary
defines marriage as...

211
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:29,664
Okay, no! Forget that! That sucks!
Okay, never mind. Forget it. Um, um...

212
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:34,961
I met... I met Monica when we were
just a couple of 6-year-olds...

213
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:40,175
...and became friends with Chandler
when he was 25...

214
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,136
...although he seemed like a 6-year-old.

215
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,971
Oh.

216
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,475
Thank you. Thank you very much. Um...

217
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,228
I've known them separately and together.

218
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:58,026
To know them as a couple is to know
that you are truly in the presence of love.

219
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,488
So I would like to raise my glass...

220
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,281
...to Monica and Chandler...

221
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:08,077
...and the beautiful adventure they
are about to embark upon together.

222
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:11,956
I can think of no two people
better prepared for the journey.

223
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,250
Wow.

224
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,962
- Great speech.
- Yeah, it really was.

225
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,255
RACHEL:
Oh, thanks.

226
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:24,302
Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next.
Although I really don't see the point.

227
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,890
Okay.

228
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,562
I can't believe that Monica
and Chandler are getting married.

229
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,273
I remember talking
about this day with Rachel...

230
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,610
...while we were showering together, naked.

231
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,036
And she's back in the game!

232
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,922
CHANDLER:
Julie. Hi.

233
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,383
Chandler Bing. I guess you remember me.

234
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,010
Hello, Skidmark.

235
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,140
It's a nickname. I'll explain later.

236
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,351
It's pretty clear.

237
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:19,315
I owe you a long-overdue apology.

238
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,986
I shouldn't have broken up with you
because you were overweight.

239
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,738
That's why you broke up with me?

240
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,160
You didn't know that?

241
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,456
Well, I guess my work here is done.

242
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:44,591
First of all, I would like to say
you both performed very well, okay?

243
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,843
You should be proud.

244
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:51,764
And I'd also like to say,
in this competition, there are no losers.

245
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,475
Well, except Rachel. Damn it!

246
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,604
Really? I won?

247
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,773
- What?
- I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close.

248
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,694
- Well, then I demand a recount!
- Actually, it wasn't that close.

249
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,947
You know what?
Your thing was so stupid anyway.

250
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,450
We're gonna flip a coin, all right?

251
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,411
Heads. Oh!

252
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,831
What? The coins have finally forgiven me!

253
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,961
You know what? I hope Monica
forgives you after you throw her...

254
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,966
...her vegetarian-voodoo-goddess-circle-y
shower.

255
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:32,055
Rach, it's gonna be okay.
You guys are the best!

256
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,019
Boy, I tell you. That judging stuff
took a lot out of me.

257
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,395
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

258
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:44,067
Thinking about maybe going upstairs
and taking a little nap on my couch.

259
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,530
Why would I care about that?

260
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,743
No reason. I'm just saying that...

261
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,245
...that's where I'll be.

262
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,019
As bad as that went,
I actually enjoyed myself.

263
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,524
I think that I'm going to apologize
for all the stupid things that I do.

264
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,318
Why don't you just stop
doing stupid things?

265
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,656
- Then you wouldn't have to apologize.
- I'd love it if I could do both.

266
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,662
All right, I have to ask.

267
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,497
What?

268
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,709
Will you break up with me if I get fat again?

269
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,085
What?

270
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,588
You broke up with Julie.
How much weight did she gain?

271
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,133
A hundred and forty-five pounds.

272
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,802
In one year?

273
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,304
My God, what did she eat? Her family?

274
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,434
That's not the point.

275
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,604
I know it was a stupid reason
to break up with someone, but I was 15.

276
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:08,067
Yeah, well, that's not
the only time this was an issue.

277
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,530
You remember when you spent
Thanksgiving with us?

278
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,865
You called me fat.

279
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,199
Wait a minute.

280
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,119
- That was totally different.
- How?

281
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,081
You were not supposed to hear that.
I said that behind your back.

282
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,961
What if I have babies, okay?
I'm gonna look different.

283
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,630
I'm okay with that,
but I'm not sure you are.

284
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,092
You have to realize I don't think
of you as a thin, beautiful woman.

285
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,350
This is one of the things
that I can apologize for later.

286
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,438
What I mean is, you're Monica.

287
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,733
Okay? And I am in love with Monica.

288
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,485
Keep going.

289
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:54,864
So you can balloon up
or you can shrink down...

290
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,033
...and I will still love you.

291
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,121
Even if I shrink down to 2 inches tall?

292
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,916
I'd carry you around in my pocket.

293
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,460
I love you.

294
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:13,758
Skidmark still got a way with the ladies.

295
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,720
Hi, Pheebs.

296
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,347
- Hi.
- Hi.

297
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,390
I just want to apologize.

298
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,976
I'm really sorry I was a baby.

299
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,730
That's ridiculous.
Rachel, we were all babies once.

300
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,152
- Oh, you mean today.
- Yeah.

301
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,073
Yeah, and you know, you deserve to win.

302
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,866
And I was thinking about it.

303
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,411
If you're Monica's maid of honor,
I get to be yours.

304
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,123
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

305
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,128
When Monica and Chandler got engaged,
I put some stuff together.

306
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,506
- Just in case.
- Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks.

307
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:57,051
Here is a book of poetry
that I know Monica loves.

308
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,512
Oh, God, this is funny. Look.

309
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,182
Here's a picture from one Halloween
when she dressed up as a bride.

310
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,184
She made me carry her train...

311
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,604
...which was weird
because I was Wonder Woman.

312
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,025
Oh, and here's a little purse that I found.

313
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,070
I just thought they could hold
the rings in there.

314
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,948
- Oh.
- Something. And...

315
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:23,661
...vintage handkerchiefs, you know,
because people cry at weddings.

316
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,497
I'm just gonna grab a couple of these.

317
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,876
This stuff is great.

318
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,628
I forgot this was in here.

319
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,551
This was the garter
that I was saving for my wedding.

320
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:42,763
And I wanted it
to be Monica's "something borrowed."

321
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,432
And it's blue.

322
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,811
Yeah.

323
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,900
Rach, I think that you should be
Monica's maid of honor.

324
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,820
You do?

325
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,866
- Why?
- Because I think it means more to you.

326
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,827
But, Pheebs, honey, you earned it.

327
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,038
It's fine. I mean, this is something...

328
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,125
...that you've been thinking about
since you were, what, 14?

329
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,503
No, I was 10. I just developed early.

330
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,131
Man alive!

331
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,719
- Hey, what's going on?
- Hey!

332
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,139
We decided Rachel is
going to be your maid of honor.

333
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,808
Oh, that's great!

334
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:31,270
Oh, wow. Okay, we really
have to start planning.

335
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,648
I have really specific ideas.

336
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,067
We should meet four times a week.

337
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,654
Come to my place,
we'll get together before work.

338
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,115
What do you say, 6:30, my place?
So excited!

339
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,334
Yeah, okay. You laugh now.

340
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,044
She's gonna be yours.

341
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,062
Great nap.

342
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,273
It really was.

343
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,191
[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

344
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,459
Dude, what the hell are you doing?

345
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,254
God!

346
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,053
Excuse me.

347
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