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Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone
to your parents' anniversary party?
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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- Who's the guy?
- Parker, I met him at the dry cleaners.
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Did he put a little starch
in your bloomers?
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Who said that?
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No, he's really great, though.
He has this incredible zest for life.
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And he treats me like a queen.
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Except at night, when he treats me
like the naughty girl I am.
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Oh, by the way, would it be okay
if I give the toast this year?
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Are you sure you want to
after what happened at their 20th?
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- Yeah, I'd really like to.
- Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you.
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Yes. Every year Ross makes the toast,
and it always makes them cry.
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- This year, I'm gonna make them cry.
- You wonder why Ross is their favorite?
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No, really, any time Ross makes a toast,
everyone cries and pats him on the back.
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And they all come up to me and say,
"God, your brother."
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You know what they're gonna say
this year? "God, you."
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Well, I can promise you,
at least one person will be crying.
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I'm an actor, and any actor
worth his salt can cry on cue.
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- Really? You can do that?
- Oh, you kidding me? Watch.
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Well, I can't do it
with you guys watching me.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm working on my toast for the party.
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Or as I like to call it:
"Sob-fest 2002."
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- Hey, check this out.
- It's a dog.
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It's a dead dog.
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That's Chi-Chi.
She died when I was in high school.
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- You're gonna talk about their dead pet?
- It's good stuff, huh?
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- Hi.
ROSS & JOEY: Hey.
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Joey? You got a present for my parents?
That's so sweet.
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Yeah. In honor of their 35th anniversary,
I had a star named after them.
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ALL:
Aw.
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- That is so cool.
- And I got them Kama Sutra for the Elderly.
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- Do you guys have any extra ribbon?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
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What do you need? We got, uh, lace,
satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt--
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And I think my testicles
may be in here too.
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AW. Chi-Chi. Oh, I loved this dog.
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You know, uh, Monica couldn't get braces
because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
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- What?
- You were the 200-pounder who rode her.
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Hey. Everybody, this is Parker.
Parker, this is--
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No, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess:
Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel...
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...and I'm sorry,
Phoebe didn't mention you.
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Chandler, I'm kidding.
Already you're my favorite.
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- Tell me a little about yourselves.
- Uh, actually, we should get going.
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[LAUGHS]
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Classic Ross.
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Rachel, Rachel, look how you glow.
May I?
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I think you already are.
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Rachel, you have life
growing inside you.
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Is there anything more miraculous--
Ooh, a picture of a dog. Whose is this?
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That's my old dog.
He passed away years ago.
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Well, at least you were lucky to have him.
Bow-wow, old friend. Bow-wow.
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- So where's the party?
- Out on the island. It's in Massapequa.
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Massapequa, it sounds magical.
Is it steeped in Native American history?
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Well, there is an Arby's
in the shape of a tepee.
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- I've got my notes. You got the presents?
CHANDLER: Yeah.
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- I've got the car keys.
- We're driving?
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- Yeah.
- Aces.
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- So, uh, he seems like a nice guy.
- Yeah. Yeah, I like him a lot.
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- You want to hang back and take a cab?
- Okay, otherwise I'm not going.
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
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JACK: Oh.
ROSS & RACHEL: Hey.
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- Hey, Mom.
- This is such a great party.
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Thirty-five years. Very impressive.
Do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
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- Jack?
- Why serve food on such a sharp stick?
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It's a good question, Dad.
It's a good question.
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- Congratulations, you two.
- Thank you, we're so excited.
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And also, congratulations
on your wedding.
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What?
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- Can we talk to you for just a moment?
RACHEL: Yeah.
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It's just a little thing.
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While we think it's simply marvelous that
you're having this baby out of wedlock...
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...some of our friends
are less open-minded.
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- Which is why we told them you're married.
- What?
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Thanks for going along with this.
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- We have to pretend that we're married?
- Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight.
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You can do this.
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- Can you believe that?
- I know.
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If you're gonna do the ears, you may
as well take a pass at the nose area.
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No, no, I don't want to have to lie
about us being married.
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I know. I don't either.
But it's their party, and it's one night.
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We don't even have to lie.
We just won't say anything.
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If it comes up, we'll smile,
we'll nod along...
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- Ross?
- Rachel?
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Hi, Aunt Lisa. Uncle Dan.
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Congratulations on the baby
and on the wedding.
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- Here's something to get you started.
- So how's marriage treating you?
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- Unbelievable. It's great.
- I love marriage.
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We'll see you later.
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ROSS: Hey.
ALL: Hi.
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What a beautiful place.
What a great night.
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I have to tell you, being here
with all of you in Event Room C...
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...I feel so lucky. To think of all the
good times that have happened here.
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The birthdays, the proms,
the mitzvahs, both bar and bat.
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But none of it will compare with tonight.
My God, I don't want to forget this moment.
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It's like I want to take a mental
picture of you all. Click.
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I don't think the flash went off.
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- I'm gonna go find the men's room.
- I'll go with you.
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Somewhere, there is someone
with a tranquilizer gun...
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...and a huge butterfly net
looking for that man.
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I have to go too, but I don't
want him complimenting my thing.
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I'm so glad we weren't in the car.
Did he ever let up?
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He called the Long Island Expressway
a concrete miracle.
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This room. This night.
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That waiter. His shoes.
I must take a mental picture.
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Sorry.
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Were you guys making fun of Parker?
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That depends, how much did you hear?
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Well, he's a little enthusiastic.
What's wrong with that?
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- It's just-- It's so much.
- Well, so what? I like him.
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Do I make fun of the people you've dated?
Tag, Janice, Mona.
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No, because friends don't do that.
But do you want my opinion?
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In my opinion, your collective dating record
reads like a who's who of human crap.
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- I feel terrible.
- I know.
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What was wrong with Mona?
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- Open it, open it, open it.
- Yeah, baby.
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So we never got to hear
about your wedding.
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- We were surprised we weren't invited.
- Oh, no, it was just our parents.
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It was a small wedding.
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But it was beautiful.
It was small, but kind of spectacular.
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- Where did you have it?
- On a cliff in Barbados, at sunset.
120
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And Stevie Wonder sang "isn't She Lovely"
as I walked down the aisle.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Stevie's an old family friend.
- Oh, my God. That sounds amazing.
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- I'd love to see pictures.
- Yeah, so would I.
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You wouldn't think that Annie Leibovitz
would forget to put film in the camera.
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[ROSS CHUCKLES]
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Would you excuse us for a second?
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- Um, what are you doing?
- What? I'm not you.
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This may be the only wedding
leverhave.
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- And I want it to be amazing.
- Okay. Okay. Ooh. Ooh.
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- Maybe I rode in on a Harley.
- Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.
131
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Say, uh, ahem, are you okay?
You seem kind of quiet.
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- No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you.
- And I'm with you.
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What a great time to be alive.
134
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Look at this plate bouncy thing.
135
00:10:18,606 --> 00:10:21,192
What an inspired solution to man's
plate-dispensing problems.
136
00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:22,693
Mm-hm. Yeah.
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- Ah. Oysters. Let me feed you one.
- That's not necessary.
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- Please?
- No, actually, I don't eat--
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- I won't quit until you try one.
- Okay, fine, fine.
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- Mm. Mm-hm. Good.
- What're they like? I've never had one.
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- Why don't you just try one?
- Nah, they look too weird.
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- What are you doing?
- Just going over my toast.
143
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Ah, those two will never know
what hit them.
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I can't wait. They're gonna cry so hard,
they'll be fighting for breath.
145
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You know, if you want to, I could just
hold them down and you could just:
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And my veil was lace,
made by blind Belgian nuns.
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- Blind?
- Well, not at first, but it was intricate work.
148
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And they said even though they lost
their sight, it was all worth it.
149
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- I bet you looked beautiful.
- Oh, well, I don't know about that.
150
00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:22,503
But there were some people that said
I looked like a floating angel.
151
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- How did you propose?
- Oh, yeah, that's a great story.
152
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Well, um, actually,
I took her to the planetarium.
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That's where we had our first date.
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Um, she walked in, and I had the room
filled with, uh, lilies, her favorite flower.
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AUNT LISA: That is so sweet.
- Shh. I want to hear the rest.
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Then Fred Astaire singing, uh,
"The Way You Look Tonight"...
157
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...came on the sound system
and the lights came down...
158
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...and I got on one knee...
159
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...and written across the dome,
in the stars, were the words:
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"Will you marry me?"
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ALL:
Aw.
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And the ring was the size of my fist.
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Hey, uh, Phoebe? Look, uh...
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...I want to apologize about before, okay?
We were being jerks.
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Parker's a nice guy,
and I'd like to get to know him.
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Then you better do it now.
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- Why?
- Because I'm gonna kill him.
168
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- What?
- You guys were right.
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He's just too excited
about everything.
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I mean, I'm all for living life, but this is
the Gellers' 35th anniversary.
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Let's call a spade a spade.
This party stinks.
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I know. I'm having the worst time.
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There was a 15-minute line for the buffet,
and when I finally got up to the plates...
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...I slipped on a giant booger.
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Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?
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I guess it could've been.
I didn't really look at it.
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I just wiped it on Chandler's coat
and got the hell out of there.
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I just thought he was such a great guy.
I was so excited about him.
179
00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:10,152
Well, hey, you should
be excited about him.
180
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There's nothing wrong with him.
He's a good guy.
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- You think?
- Yeah, know what I think?
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- We were all just being too negative.
- You're right.
183
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You're right. He's just embracing life.
We could all stand to be more like Parker.
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You know what? I am like him.
I'm a sunny, positive person.
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- Actually, you have a little bit of an edge.
- What's that now?
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[BAND PLAYING RAY ANTHONY'S
"BUNNY HOP"]
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- Oh, it's Parker.
- Look, the Bunny Hop.
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- Oh, I love it.
- You do?
189
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Are you kidding? People acting
like animals to music? Come on.
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[GLASS CLINKING]
191
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Okay, it's time for the toast.
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I know that normally Ross gives the toast,
but this year I'm gonna do it.
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[GUESTS GROAN]
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No, it's gonna be great. Really.
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Okay, um...
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Mom, Dad, when I got married...
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...one of the things
that made me sure that I could do it...
198
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...was the amazing example
the two of you set for me.
199
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For that, and for so many other things,
I wanna say thank you.
200
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I know I probably don't
say it enough...
201
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...but I love you.
202
00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:35,195
When I look around this room...
203
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...I'm saddened by the thought
of those who could not be with us.
204
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Nana, my beloved grandmother,
who would so want to be here.
205
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But she can't...
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...because she's dead.
207
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As is our dog, Chi-Chi.
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I mean, look how cute she is-- Was.
209
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Do me a favor,
pass this to my parents.
210
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Remember, um, she's dead, okay?
Her and Nana, gone.
211
00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:16,820
Wow.
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Um...
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Hey, does anybody remember when...
214
00:15:23,869 --> 00:15:29,416
...Debra Winger had to say goodbye
to her children in Terms of Endearment?
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Didn't see that?
216
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No movie fans?
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You want to hear something sad?
218
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Um, the other day
I was watching 60 Minutes...
219
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...and there was this piece
on these orphans in Romania...
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...who have been so neglected
that they were incapable of love.
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You people are made of stone.
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Here's to Mom and Dad. Whatever.
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Thank you, Monica.
That was, uh, interesting.
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- Wasn't it interesting, Jack?
- Why don't I remember this dog?
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Ross? Why don't you give us
your toast now?
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Oh, no, Mom.
It's just Monica this year.
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You're not gonna say anything?
On our 35th wedding anniversary?
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No, of course, um...
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Um, everybody?
Um, ahem, I just wanted to say...
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...uh, on behalf of my new bride,
Rachel...
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...and myself, um, that if...
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If in 35 years,
we're half as happy as you guys are...
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...we'll count ourselves
the luckiest people in the world.
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[SOBBING]
Oh, Ross.
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I just wish Nana were alive
to hear Ross' toast.
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My God, what a fantastically
well-lit hallway.
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Can I, um, get you something to drink,
like a water and Valium?
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I must say, this apartment,
it's...there are no words.
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- Oh, thank God.
- It's a haven.
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- A third-floor paradise, a modern-day Eden.
- Yeah, I know, I know. Uh-huh. Gotcha.
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Listen, why don't we just, um, sit and relax,
you know, just be with each other quietly.
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- That sounds great.
- Uh-huh.
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My God, this is the most comfortable couch
I've ever sat on in my entire life.
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Let's try something else.
Let's play a game.
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- I love games.
- Shocking.
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Um, let's play the game of...
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...who can stay quiet the longest.
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Or Jenga.
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Let's play this one first, and remember,
whoever talks first loses.
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- I lose, now Jenga.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- Is something wrong?
- Wrong? You know the word "wrong"?
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Everything isn't perfect?
Everything isn't magical?
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Everything isn't aglow
with the light of a million fairies?
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They were just brake lights, Parker.
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Well, excuse me for putting
a good spin on a traffic jam.
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But you don't have to put
a good spin on everything.
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I'm sorry. That's who I am.
I'm a positive person.
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No, I'm a positive person.
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You are like Santa Claus on Prozac.
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At Disneyland, getting laid.
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So, what do you want me to do?
You want me to be more negative?
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- You want me to be less happy?
- Much less happy.
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Fine. Well, then to quote Ross,
"I better be going."
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So long.
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Hey. Don't let the best door in the world
hit you in the ass on your way out.
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[KNOCKING]
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Isn't this the most incredible fight
you've ever had in your entire life?
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We could've gone from the ceremony
to the reception with you in the sidecar.
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Ross, it just wouldn't have been feasible.
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But having a dove place the ring
on your finger would've been no problem.
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It was really fun
being married to you tonight.
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Yeah, and it was the easiest 400 bucks
I ever made.
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- Okay, Ross, can I, um, ask you something?
- Yeah.
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- That proposal at the planetarium?
- I know, I know. It was stupid.
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Are you kidding? With the lilies,
and the song and the stars?
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It was really wonderful.
Did you just make that up?
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Uh, no, actually, I thought about it
when we were going out.
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That's how I imagined
I, uh, would ask you to marry me.
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Wow.
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Well, that would've been, uh,
very hard to say no to.
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Well, it's a good thing I didn't do it...
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...because it sounds like it would have been
a very expensive wedding.
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- Okay, good night.
- Good night.
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Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen
so your hair wouldn't get messed up?
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- I will think about it.
- That's all I'm asking.
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Okay, that's it. I give up.
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At Mom and Dad's 40th anniversary,
you're the one giving the speech.
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You know, I don't understand why
they didn't cry. It was a beautiful speech.
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- Oh, come on.
- Hey. That stuff you said about true love?
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You were right. I mean,
we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad.
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And that picture of Chi-Chi
with her mischievous grin.
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And what you said about Nana?
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Oh, yeah, she really would've
wanted to be there.
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And you know what?
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I think she was.
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[SOBBING] Oh, good God, Ross,
how the hell do you do it'?
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