1
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- Hey, guys, guess what.
- What?

2
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I know it's last minute, but we've
decided to have a Halloween party.

3
00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,009
- Oh, good!
- Great!

4
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- And everybody has to wear costumes.
- Oh, I don't know...

5
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[MUTTERING]

6
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Come on, it'll be fun.

7
00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:21,562
Uh, I'll be there. I have to wear a
costume to my classes that day anyway.

8
00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,522
Tell me you're not gonna dress
like a dinosaur.

9
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Pfft, heh.

10
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Not two years in a row.

11
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- I'll come, but I'm not dressing up.
- You have to.

12
00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:38,746
No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up,
pretending to be someone you're not.

13
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You're an actor.

14
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Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?

15
00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:47,046
- Yeah. Yeah, I will.
- The girl from their wedding?

16
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- Yeah.
- Wow, hey.

17
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If she needs any ideas for costumes,
she could be a, uh, bikini model...

18
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...or a slutty nurse,
or a sexy cheerleader.

19
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Or, ooh, ooh. Leatherface
from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

20
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No, no, no! Slutty Leatherface.

21
00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,982
Wasn't Joey hitting on her
at the wedding too?

22
00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:10,194
That's right, he was hitting on her.

23
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And I got her. I guess
the better man won. Heh.

24
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Please don't take her from me.

25
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- Ursula!
- Oh. Heh.

26
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Wait. It's me, Phoebe.

27
00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,502
Oh, I thought there was a mirror there.
Okay. Bye.

28
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Wait a second!

29
00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,923
Um, so, what's new with you?

30
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Um, nothing. I mean,
I'm getting married next week.

31
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- What?
- Yeah, yeah.

32
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It's gonna be a small ceremony.
Just family.

33
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His.

34
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Huh.

35
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Okay.

36
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I'm really happy for you.

37
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Wait. If, um... If you want to come,
I guess that'd be okay.

38
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- Really?
- Sure, why not?

39
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You could be my "sister" for the day.

40
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Yeah, heh, okay.

41
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Um, you know, my friends are having
a Halloween party tonight...

42
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...at my old apartment,
so you could come.

43
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Maybe I could meet the guy
you're marrying.

44
00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,087
Well, I'm supposed
to be working tonight.

45
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I'm supposed to be working now,
so who cares!

46
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- By the way, it's a costume party.
- Oh, okay, so that's why you're...

47
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No.

48
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But thanks.

49
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- Hi.
- You're supposed to wear a costume.

50
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I am. I am a woman...

51
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...who spent a lot of money on a dress
and she wants to wear it...

52
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...because soon
she won't be able to fit into it.

53
00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,911
- Oh. I'm Catwoman.
- Ah.

54
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Who wants the dress
when you're too big for it.

55
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Okay.

56
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

57
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KIDS: Trick or treat!
- Oh! Can I give out candy?

58
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I really want to be with kids.

59
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Ever since I got pregnant,
I have the strongest maternal instincts.

60
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KIDS: Trick or treat!
- Just a minute!

61
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We... Aah! Look at you guys!

62
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- Wow! You are a very scary witch.
- Thank you.

63
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- And you are a very funny clown.
- Thank you.

64
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And you...

65
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...are so in style right now.

66
00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,408
You know, I work at Ralph Lauren.

67
00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,412
The whole fall line has got
this equestrian theme going on.

68
00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,208
- Did you see the cover of Vogue...?
- Could I just have the candy?

69
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Yeah. Sure.

70
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Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.

71
00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,060
So we do, Supergirl.

72
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It's me, Phoebe.

73
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Monica, can I talk to you
for a second?

74
00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,076
Listen, I appreciate
you getting the costume.

75
00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,494
Oh, you did this to him?

76
00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,539
What? I thought he'd love it.

77
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His favorite book
was The Velveteen Rabbit.

78
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The Velveteen Rabbit
was brown and white.

79
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It was either a pink bunny,
or no bunny at all.

80
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No bunny at all.
Always no bunny at all!

81
00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:07,097
- Hey.
- You didn't dress up either?

82
00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,975
Yes, I did. I'm Chandler.

83
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Dude, what happened?

84
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- How is that me?
- Okay, ahem.

85
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I'm Chandler.

86
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[GROANS]

87
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- Ha, ha! That is so you!
- Ha-ha-ha.

88
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- When have I ever done that?
- When have I ever done that?

89
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[GROANS]

90
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

91
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GIRL: Trick or treat.
- Oh!

92
00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:43,842
Oh, you're just the prettiest ballerina
ever I've ever seen.

93
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Thank you.

94
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Oh, wow. That deserves another candy.

95
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- Thank you.
- Ha-ha-ha.

96
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I have to say,
that earns "two-two" pieces of candy.

97
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I love you!

98
00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,651
Oh! Aw...

99
00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,779
Oh, honey, here, take it all.

100
00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,370
Monica? We need more candy.

101
00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,414
- What? There's only been four kids.
- I know.

102
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But one said she loved me,
so I gave her everything.

103
00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,337
No wonder you're pregnant.

104
00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,883
- Hey.
- Hey.

105
00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:31,098
- What are you supposed to be?
- Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?

106
00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:37,646
Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud"...

107
00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,899
...and these are my antenna.

108
00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,194
So Sputnik becomes?

109
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Spud-nik! Spud-nik.

110
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Wow, I don't have
the worst costume anymore.

111
00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,503
Hey, all right! Ross came as doodie.

112
00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:07,342
- No, I'm not doodie.
- No, space-doodie.

113
00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:17,853
- God!
- Hey, sweetie.

114
00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,983
- Aren't you gonna give me a kiss?
- Okay, I will.

115
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But right after, you have to tell me
who you are.

116
00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,989
- Ursula?
- Ursula's fiancé?

117
00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,866
- Oh, my God. You're the sister.
- Yeah.

118
00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,536
- I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass.
- Yeah.

119
00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:38,165
I'm an idiot. Is your mother here?
I could give her a slap on the butt.

120
00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:41,960
- My mother killed herself.
- See, and I knew that.

121
00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,047
Now I'm sweating.

122
00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:51,761
I'm really sweating. Now I'm saying look
at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go.

123
00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:53,805
No. We'll start over.

124
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- Hi, I'm Phoebe.
- Eric.

125
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- Why are you looking at me like that?
- The sweat's in my eyes.

126
00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,563
- It's burning.
- Okay.

127
00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,023
- Thank you.
- There.

128
00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,067
- So, what are you?
- I don't think they have a name for it.

129
00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,403
I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy.

130
00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:15,494
- No, I meant your costume.
- Oh, um, I'm a solar system.

131
00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,913
My student's helped me.
I teach second grade.

132
00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,916
- I love the second grade.
- Really?

133
00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,127
It's better than first grade,
where you don't know what's going on.

134
00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,922
And definitely better than third grade.

135
00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,759
You know, with all the politics
and the mind games.

136
00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:35,764
- So, what do you do?
- I'm a masseuse, by day.

137
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- You don't have to stand here with me.
- I'm having fun.

138
00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:46,149
- I'm really excited for you and Ursula.
- I feel very lucky. She's great.

139
00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:50,445
- She's the most beautiful woman ever.
- Thank you.

140
00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,828
- Hey, Joey?
- Yeah?

141
00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:02,374
- You read comic books, right?
- Exclusively.

142
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,670
Who do you think would win in a fight,
Catwoman or Supergirl?

143
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,089
- Catwoman, hands down.
- Yeah.

144
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,592
Between you and Phoebe?
I'd give the edge to Phoebe.

145
00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,719
- What? Really?
- You kidding?

146
00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:20,642
Phoebe lived on the street, okay?
Plus, she's got this crazy temper. She...

147
00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,978
She's not right behind me, is she?

148
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,105
- No, you're fine.
- Okay.

149
00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,483
- Do you think I could take Rachel?
- I'm not sure.

150
00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,986
What? Come on, I am tough!

151
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,072
Punch me here, as hard as you can!

152
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,617
Relax. What are you taking this
so seriously for? It doesn't matter.

153
00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:42,831
Really? What would you say if I told you
Ross or Chandler could beat you up?

154
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,208
I would say, "Woman, please."

155
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,547
Hey, Ursula's fiancé is really sweet.

156
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,258
He's a teacher,
he does volunteer work.

157
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:59,222
Normally, I don't like sweaty guys.
But I could just mop him up.

158
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,684
- Oh, my God, Phoebe?
- What?

159
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,894
You're getting a crush
on your sister's fiancé.

160
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,605
No, I'm not, you are!

161
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,150
Here comes the temper.

162
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,028
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

163
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,488
- Trick or treat.
- Hi.

164
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:19,826
Hi. Know what? We're out of candy.
But someone went to get some.

165
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:24,914
And I've been giving out money,
but I'm out of that too.

166
00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,459
- Can I write you a check?
- Okay.

167
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:31,463
- Okay. What's your name?
- Lelani Mayolanofavich.

168
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,260
Okay, I'm just gonna write this out
to "cash."

169
00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,723
- Hi.
- Hi, Mona.

170
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,892
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.

171
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,562
Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping
you'd come by as a slutty nurse.

172
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:51,274
Um, actually, I'm just a nurse.

173
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:56,780
You'd think that would embarrass me,
but, you see, I'm maxed out.

174
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,617
- Hey, you made it.
- Hi! Wait.

175
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:05,163
- You're, um... You're a potato?
- Well, I'm a spud?

176
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,956
And the antenna...

177
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,751
- Oh, my God, you're Spud-nik!
- Yes!

178
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,212
Marry her.

179
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,632
Okay, here's a good one for you.

180
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,593
Who do you think would win a fight
between Ross and Chandler?

181
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,262
I can't answer that.
Chandler's my husband.

182
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,932
- So Ross?
- Yeah.

183
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,435
- Hey, beautiful.
- Hello, handsome.

184
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,937
Oh, God.

185
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,942
Aw, look at you two.
So when did you guys meet?

186
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,569
- Two weeks ago.
- Two weeks, that's it?

187
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:40,573
I know. It sounds crazy, and it's not
like me to do something impulsive.

188
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,660
But she's so perfect,
and we have so much in common.

189
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,911
Oh, really?

190
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,497
- We're both teachers.
- Huh?

191
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,377
- And we were both in the Peace Corps.
- Peace Corps, really?

192
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,799
In fact, when we were
building houses in Uruguay...

193
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,386
...we were just two towns apart
and we never met.

194
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:05,515
Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got
there, but it was a town when I left.

195
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,854
- Shall we get me really drunk?
- Sure.

196
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,482
Ha, ha. Ugh.

197
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,695
Howdy, doodie.

198
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,822
That's funny, yeah.

199
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:25,869
You're the funniest man here in a
bunny costume his wife made him wear.

200
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,540
Relax, man. Relax.
You're looking a little flushed.

201
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,339
Hey, I think we might find out
the answer to our question.

202
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,634
- What question?
- Who could kick whose ass in a fight...

203
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:42,886
...you or Ross?

204
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,056
- There's no question.
- So you think Ross too?

205
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,353
- You picked Ross?
- Ross is really strong.

206
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:56,691
He's the strongest out of all three
of you. Except for Joey.

207
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:02,864
- I can not believe you didn't pick me.
- In her defense, she's right. I am stronger.

208
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,116
I would destroy you.

209
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,996
Oh, really? You think you're stronger?
Why don't you prove it?

210
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,666
Oh, I'll prove it.
I'll prove it like a theorem!

211
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,128
All right! Okay, stop it. Stop it!

212
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,380
Stop! No one's gonna fight.

213
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:23,218
People came to see a fight,
let's give them what they came for!

214
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:29,682
- You guys could arm-wrestle.
- Yeah, listen to the slutty nurse.

215
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,394
- You're going down.
- Oh, yeah? You're going further down.

216
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,771
Downtown!

217
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,899
Seriously, guys,
the trash talk is embarrassing.

218
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,911
Oh, Gunther, you brought candy.
Thank you so much for picking this up.

219
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,997
- You are so sweet.
- Really?

220
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:57,210
Someday, you are gonna make some man
the luckiest guy in the world.

221
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,920
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

222
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,089
- Got to go.
BOY: Trick or treat.

223
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:05,176
Hi! Wow! There you go.

224
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,721
My friend Lewis told me
you were giving out money.

225
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:13,309
Oh, yeah, we were,
but, um, now we've got candy.

226
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:16,604
I'd rather have the money.

227
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,650
Well, that's not your choice.
Happy Halloween!

228
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,193
This isn't fair.

229
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,780
Is it fair that all you did was put on a cape
and I gotta give you stuff?

230
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,949
Shut up!

231
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,742
You shut up!

232
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:35,790
- You can't tell me to shut up.
- Uh, I think I just did.

233
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,376
And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!

234
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,546
- Uh, Rach.
- No, I got it. I'm good. I got it.

235
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,134
Wait, I had one more thing to say.

236
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,927
Oh, right. Shut up.

237
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,722
You're a mean old woman.

238
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,765
Oh, wait! No. Shut... Don't cry!

239
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,059
Let me get my checkbook!

240
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,395
Honey, you don't have to do this.

241
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,440
It's the strength you have inside
that means the most to me.

242
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,903
You're loyal, you're honest
and you have integrity.

243
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,156
That's the strength I want
in the man I love.

244
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,451
That means nothing to me. Come on!

245
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,077
Ugh.

246
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,204
- Hi, liar.
- Hey.

247
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,499
You know, the only reason
he's marrying you...

248
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,878
...is because he thinks the things
you were saying were true.

249
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,631
- They could be true.
- But they're not.

250
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,216
Yeah. It's a fine line, huh?

251
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,012
- Why are you lying to him?
- I don't know.

252
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:36,017
He said he did this stuff, I said I did it
too. He got so excited, it was fun.

253
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,310
ERIC:
Honey?

254
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:42,357
It's a disgusting habit,
and I want you to quit now!

255
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,193
She's helped so many people
quit smoking.

256
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,695
URSULA:
We'd better get going.

257
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,823
- You have a church group meeting.
- Right.

258
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:58,081
- Well, it was nice meeting you.
- You too.

259
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,961
And, Ursula, it was really nice
meeting you tonight!

260
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,130
Pheebs, come on! Bunny versus Doodie.
We're waiting!

261
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,595
Okay, guys. One match,
winner take all.

262
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,265
Wait. What does the winner get?

263
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,309
- Pride.
- And dignity.

264
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,187
Heh. Okay, if you say so.

265
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,398
All right, ready, set, go!

266
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,941
[BOTH GRUNTING]

267
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,734
JOEY:
Come on!

268
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,361
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

269
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,830
- Wow, they're both really strong.
- Or equally weak.

270
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,834
Oh, God. Chandler's making
his sex face.

271
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:53,720
- So you getting tired?
- No. I could do this all day.

272
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,264
Yeah. Me too.

273
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,561
- Getting a little tired, though.
- God, I'm exhausted.

274
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:07,859
This is starting to look bad for me,
okay? Mona's standing right there.

275
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:13,114
Oh, God, she's talking to Joey!
You've got to let me win!

276
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,075
No way. Let me win.
My wife thinks I'm a wimp.

277
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,827
Hey, at least you have a wife.

278
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,622
I keep getting divorces
and knocking people up.

279
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,294
And I'm dressed as doodie.

280
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:32,300
- You're Spud-nik.
- Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie.

281
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,095
- Please? She's watching.
- Ugh.

282
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,474
- Fine.
- Thanks.

283
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:40,683
[BOTH GROAN]

284
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,061
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah!

285
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,812
Yay!

286
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,731
My hero!

287
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,232
You're a weird lady.

288
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,448
- Hey, Ursula said she left her purse.
- Oh.

289
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,410
What a relief. It has the numbers
of the people in her prayer chain.

290
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,204
I'm sure it does. Yeah. Yeah.

291
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,748
Well, guess I'll see you at the wedding.

292
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:10,046
Um, listen. I don't think I'm gonna
make it to the wedding.

293
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:14,008
- I wish you all the luck in the world.
- We'll be okay.

294
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:18,513
It's so perfect,
and she's been saving herself for me.

295
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,310
- I can't let you do this. She's lying to you.
- What?

296
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:28,689
She is lying. And I bet
I could prove it. Excuse me.

297
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,193
Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain.

298
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,322
But what looks like a detailed drawing
of a bank floor plan.

299
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:42,995
Here's the name tag from the restaurant
where she works as a waitress.

300
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,540
Not a teacher, a waitress.

301
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,668
Here's her driver's license.
She always lies about this.

302
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,963
- How old did she say she was?
- She told me she was 25.

303
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,882
Aw. I almost don't want to show you this.

304
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,428
Just remember, I'm a minute younger.

305
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,641
I am so stupid.

306
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,811
Of course she's lying.
She's not a teacher.

307
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:12,483
There's no such thing as a "Top Secret
School for the Children of Spies."

308
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,863
No, you're not stupid.

309
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,823
I'm not smart.

310
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:27,915
I just wanted so much
to be impulsive for once.

311
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,293
- To be romantic.
- That's good.

312
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,838
You should be impulsive
and you should be romantic.

313
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,215
Just, you did it with the wrong person.

314
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,722
- What?
- It's weird, two people look so alike.

315
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,515
And so different.

316
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,145
URSULA:
Eric! Let's go!

317
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,192
- Better go deal with it.
- Yeah, you should.

318
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,783
URSULA:
Hurry up! I gotta pray!

319
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,086
- Hey.
- Hey.

320
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,381
Well, I had to give the kid
50 bucks to stop crying.

321
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,719
- That's not so bad.
- I also had to go to a couple houses...

322
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,763
...as his girlfriend.

323
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,141
Ugh, I am just awful with children.

324
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,729
Come on, you're good with kids.
They're just crazy on Halloween.

325
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,649
They're all greedy,
hopped up on sugar.

326
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,402
- Really? That's all it is?
- Absolutely.

327
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:45,076
Halloween is the worst. Except
for Christmas. And their birthdays.

328
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,412
They get crazy during the summer too.

329
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,124
And any time they're
hungry or sleepy.

330
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,585
Kids are tough.
Good luck with that. Pfft.

331
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,510
Look, I wanted to tell you,
I'm sorry you lost.

332
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,472
Oh, listen. I got a secret for you.
I let him win.

333
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,850
- Heh, heh.
- Was that a secret, or a lie?

334
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,353
- No, I let him... Ross?
- Yeah?

335
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,730
Would you tell her
I let you win, please?

336
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,150
Oh, yeah, uh, Chandler let me win.

337
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:24,156
No, Chandler's really strong.
Oh, my arm is so sore. Oh, nurse?

338
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:29,120
I am strong. I'll show you.

339
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,913
Chandler, please.

340
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,999
Oh, what's the matter? Are you scared?

341
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,584
Let's go, big bunny!

342
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,338
One, two, three. Go!

343
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,096
I'm gonna kill myself.

344
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,020
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