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MONICA:
Mm, mm, mm.

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This cake is amazing. Mm.

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My God, get a room.

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Mm.
I would get a room with this cake.

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I think I could show
this cake a good time.

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If you had to, what would
you give up, food or sex?

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Sex.

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Seriously, answer faster.

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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

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No, when she said "sex," I wasn't
thinking about sex with you, heh.

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It's like a giant hug.

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Ross, how about you?
Which would you give up, sex or food?

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- Food.
- Okay, how about, um, sex or dinosaurs?

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[EMMA LAUGHS]

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Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.

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Oh, God.

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What about you, Joe?
What would you give up, sex or food?

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Uh... Ooh... Uh...

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I don't know, it's too hard.

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No, you gotta pick one.

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[JOEY SIGHS]

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Uh, food. No, sex.

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Food. Sex. Food. Sex...
I don't know. Oh, God, I want both.

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I want... I want girls on bread.

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- You gotta see these pictures of Emma.
- Oh, how cute.

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- Oh, she looks just like a little doll.
- Oh, no, that is a doll.

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Oh, thank God,
because that thing's really creepy.

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RACHEL:
Yeah.

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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]

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PHOEBE:
Look, there's Chandler.

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RACHEL:
Oh, who's the blond? She's pretty.

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[PHOEBE GASPS]

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He's having an affair.

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He is not having an affair.

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I'm always right about these things.

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No, you're not. Last week,
you thought Ross was trying to kill you.

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Well, sorry, but it's hard to believe
that anyone would tell a story that dull...

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...just to tell it.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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There's something going on with them.

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Look. He's getting into the car with her.

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RACHEL:
Oh, that doesn't mean anything.

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Oh, yeah? Well, let's see.

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Huh?

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- Okay, duck down.
- Oh.

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[LINE DIALS]

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- Hello?
- Oh, hi. It's Phoebe.

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Um, I know that Monica
is working today...

50
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...so I was wondering if you wanted to
come to the movies with me and Rachel.

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Oh, uh, I have to work too.
Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day.

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Uh, well, it's a shame
that you'll miss the movie...

53
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...because we were gonna see,
you know, either, um, Liar Liar or, um...

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...Betrayal or An Affair to Remember.

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Those are all really old.

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Okay, then maybe it'll be, um...

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Dude, Where's My Car?

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- What?
- They're in a car.

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Okay. Well, talk to you later,
okay? Bye.

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Jeez.

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Okay, quick. We gotta find a cab
and follow them.

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Oh, yeah, okay.

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Let me just grab my night-vision goggles
and my stun gun. Heh.

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I got them.

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- Hey.
- Hey. Hi, sweetie.

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Hey, you smell like
perfume and cigarettes.

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- I was in the car with Nancy.
- Nancy doesn't smoke.

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Well, at least the perfume's not mine.
Be thankful for that.

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So... What did you think
of the house?

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It's everything we've been looking for.

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Isn't it? And what about
the amazing wainscoting...

72
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...the crown molding
and the dormer windows in the attic?

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And the wiggle woms
and the zip zorps.

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What were the things you said?

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- Don't you love the huge yard?
- The fireplace in the bedroom.

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And Nancy said it's really underpriced...

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...because the guy lost his job
and has to move in with his parents!

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This is bringing out
a lovely color in you.

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So do you think we should get it?

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I don't know. What do you think?

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- I think we should.
- I do too.

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- This is huge.
- I know.

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How bad
do you wanna smoke now?

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I don't know what you mean,
giant, talking cigarette.

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Phoebe called as I was getting
into Nancy's car.

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If she asks you, I was at work all day.

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Got you. When do we tell them?

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We don't. Not until it's 100 percent.
Why upset everybody over nothing?

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Okay. Right.

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- Oh, my God, that is gonna be so hard.
- I know. Good luck with it.

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I just can't see Chandler cheating.

92
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I'm telling you guys, we followed
them out to a house in Westchester.

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They went in for 45 minutes, and then
they came out looking pretty happy.

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- Chandler?
RACHEL: Mm-hm.

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Forty-five minutes?

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Well, something's not right.

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I can't believe he'd do this to Monica.

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I know, and with the baby coming?

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- So should we tell her?
ROSS: I don't know.

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If one of us saw Mike with another
woman, would you want us to tell you?

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Why? Who'd you see him with?

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- No one. I'm just saying if we did...
- Tell me what you know!

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[SCREAMS]

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No one. Nothing. Mike's a great guy.
It was hypothetical.

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All right. He is a good guy.

106
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You're right. He wouldn't cheat.

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If I did see him with someone,
there's no way I...

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Who did you see him with?

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[SCREAMS]

110
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Oh, look at her. So happy.

111
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If only there were a smaller one
to clean this one.

112
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Hey, is, uh... Is Chandler here?

113
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No, he's picking up dinner.
Why, what's up?

114
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Well...

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Look, whatever happens,
we're here for you and we love you.

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- All right.
- Chandler might be having an affair.

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- What?
- Phoebe and I saw Chandler...

118
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...with a blond woman today
outside on the street.

119
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And then we followed them
to a house in Westchester.

120
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They went in together. I'm so sorry.

121
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful.

122
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[SIGHS]

123
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What did you think of the house?

124
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What?

125
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Monica, you understand
what we're saying, right?

126
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Yeah. Sure. I mean,
I'm devastated, obviously.

127
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Did you think the neighborhood
was homey?

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- Hey.
- You son of a bitch.

129
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Is it me, or have the greetings
gone downhill around here?

130
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Phoebe and Rachel
saw you with Nancy today.

131
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And, um,
they think you're having an affair.

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- Who's Nancy?
- What's going on?

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Uh...

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Okay, uh...

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All right, you better sit down.

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- This is... This is pretty big.
- Yeah.

137
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I'm not having an affair.

138
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Nancy is our realtor.

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I knew he couldn't be with a woman
for 45 minutes.

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[LAUGHS]

141
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Why do you have a realtor?

142
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Um, she's been showing us houses
outside of the city.

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- What?
- Are you serious?

144
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When we found out
that we were gonna get this baby...

145
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...Chandler and I decided
we didn't wanna raise a kid in the city.

146
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So you're... So you're gonna move?

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Oh, my God.

148
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Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?

149
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What is wrong with raising a kid
in the city?

150
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I'm doing it. Ross is doing it.

151
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Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it.

152
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And that's great for you guys,
but we want a lawn and a swing set.

153
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A street where our kids
can ride their bikes...

154
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...and maybe an ice-cream truck
can go by.

155
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So you wanna buy a house
in the '50s.

156
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PHOEBE: Have you thought about
what you're giving up?

157
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You can't move out of the city.
What if...?

158
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What if you want Chinese food
at 5 a. M?

159
00:09:00,288 --> 00:09:03,124
Or a fake Rolex that breaks
as soon as it rains?

160
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:06,669
Or an Asian hooker
sent right to your door?

161
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You know what? If you want to look
for a house, that's okay.

162
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No. No, it's not. Don't listen to him.
I'm gonna thump you.

163
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It's okay, because they have
to get it out of their system.

164
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Okay? But you're gonna realize
this is the only place you wanna be.

165
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Actually...

166
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...we already found a house we love.

167
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- What?
- About an hour ago, we made an offer.

168
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Bet you wish I was
having an affair now, huh?

169
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- You put an offer on a house?
- It's so sweet.

170
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It really is. It has this big yard
that leads down to this stream.

171
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And then there's these old maple trees.

172
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:02,725
Oh, again with the nature.
What are you, beavers?

173
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,020
Look, I know this is really hard,
and we're really sorry.

174
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:09,524
Is this because I come over here
without knocking and eat your food?

175
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,860
Because I can stop doing that.

176
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,403
I really, really think I can.

177
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,990
You know that's not the reason, Joe.

178
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[JOEY SNIFFS]

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MONICA:
I think if you saw it, you'd understand.

180
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You guys were there.
It's beautiful, isn't it?

181
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:30,919
[RACHEL'S FOOT THUMPS]

182
00:10:31,087 --> 00:10:33,005
- Yeah, it is.
- What the hell are you doing?

183
00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:37,009
Well, it is, all right? When we were
out there today, all I kept thinking was:

184
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"I can't believe Chandler is
screwing this woman...

185
00:10:39,721 --> 00:10:42,057
...but, man, this would be
a nice place to live."

186
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,350
Yeah, but so is this.

187
00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:47,562
Yeah. I mean, if you move there,
you have to leave here.

188
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,230
I mean, how can you leave this place?

189
00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:55,736
Come on, Daddy, listen to me!

190
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,698
It's like all of my life, everyone's
always told me, "You're a shoe!

191
00:10:59,866 --> 00:11:02,409
You're a shoe! You're a shoe!
You're a shoe!"

192
00:11:02,577 --> 00:11:05,580
Then today I stopped and said,
"What if I don't wanna be a shoe?

193
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,332
What if I wanna be a purse?
You know?

194
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,168
Or a hat?"

195
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,339
I don't want you to buy me a hat,
I am a hat.

196
00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:16,966
It's a metaphor, Daddy!

197
00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,511
You can see where he'd have trouble.

198
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,265
Well, maybe I'll just stay
here with Monica.

199
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:30,813
I guess we've established
she's staying with Monica.

200
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,609
Your money's mine, Green.

201
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,485
Your fly's open, Geller.

202
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,822
PHOEBE:
You know what I just realized?

203
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:43,243
"Joker" is "poker" with a "J."

204
00:11:45,203 --> 00:11:47,330
Coincidence?

205
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:50,625
Hey, that's "jo-incidence" with a "C."

206
00:11:54,462 --> 00:11:58,841
Ooh, look. Ugly Naked Guy
lit a bunch of candles.

207
00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:02,721
ALL:
Ooh.

208
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,681
Oh!

209
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,767
Ooh. That had to hurt.

210
00:12:08,226 --> 00:12:09,727
[GUYS GROANING]

211
00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:11,895
Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too.

212
00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:14,441
You know, instead of watching football,
you could help.

213
00:12:14,607 --> 00:12:16,525
[IN UNISON]
We know.

214
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,779
Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows
in concentric circles.

215
00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:23,908
No, you wanna put them
in concentric circles.

216
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,577
I want to do this.

217
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:37,547
Every year.

218
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:38,756
[JOEY GRUNTS]

219
00:12:38,923 --> 00:12:40,341
[PHOEBE GASPS]

220
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,177
JOEY:
It's stuck.

221
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,635
PHOEBE:
Well...

222
00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:46,639
Step. How did it get on?

223
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,725
I put it on to scare Chandler.

224
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,354
Oh, my God!
Monica's gonna totally freak out.

225
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,190
Plus, it smells really bad in here.

226
00:12:55,356 --> 00:13:00,445
Of course it smells bad.
You have your head inside a turkey's ass.

227
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,322
Ooh, ooh. Monica.

228
00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:04,990
Ooh.

229
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:10,746
Did you get the turkey...?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

230
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,706
Who is that?

231
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,417
JOEY:
It's Joey.

232
00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:16,543
I got it.

233
00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:19,338
How about if we win,
they have to get rid of the rooster.

234
00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:22,008
Ooh, that's interesting.

235
00:13:22,842 --> 00:13:24,259
If you win...

236
00:13:24,427 --> 00:13:26,721
...we give up the bird.
- Aah!

237
00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:31,058
But if we win...

238
00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:33,061
...we get your apartment.

239
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,313
Ooh!

240
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,191
- Deal!
- What?

241
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:41,903
"What was Monica's nickname
when she was a field-hockey goalie?"

242
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,072
- Big Fat Goalie.
- Correct.

243
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,616
"Rachel claims
this is her favorite movie."

244
00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,201
- Dangerous Liaisons.
ROSS: Correct.

245
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,831
- "Her actual favorite is?" Correct.
- Weekend at Bernie's.

246
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:58,086
"Monica categorizes her towels.
How many categories are there?"

247
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,586
- Okay, everyday use.
- Fancy.

248
00:13:59,754 --> 00:14:01,214
- Guest.
- Fancy guest.

249
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,341
- Two seconds.
- Uh, 11?

250
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,551
[TIMER BEEPS]

251
00:14:04,717 --> 00:14:06,677
Eleven. Unbelievable.
Eleven is correct.

252
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,471
- Yes!
JOEY: Ha-ha-ha.

253
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,599
"Chandler was how old
when he first touched a girl's breast?"

254
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,058
- Fourteen?
- No, 19.

255
00:14:13,226 --> 00:14:14,811
Thanks, man.

256
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:17,187
"Joey had an imaginary
childhood friend.

257
00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:19,190
- His name was?"
- Maurice.

258
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,234
- "His profession was?"
- Space cowboy!

259
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,818
ROSS:
Correct.

260
00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:26,029
"What is Chandler Bing's job?"

261
00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:29,033
Oh.

262
00:14:29,784 --> 00:14:30,826
Oh, gosh.

263
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,620
Ten seconds.
You need this or you lose.

264
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,913
It has something to do
with transponding.

265
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:38,668
Oh! Oh! He's a transponster.

266
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,879
That's not even a word!

267
00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:42,797
Oh, my God.

268
00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:46,926
- Oh, my God.
- No!

269
00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,263
Whoo!

270
00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:51,514
[LAUGHS]

271
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,434
You know what? You are mean boys
who are just being mean.

272
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,980
Hey, don't get mad at us.
No one forced you to raise the stakes.

273
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,691
That is not true. She did. She forced me.

274
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,443
We'd still be here if you hadn't
got the question wrong.

275
00:15:04,611 --> 00:15:06,946
Well, it was a stupid, unfair question!

276
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,780
Don't blame the questions!

277
00:15:08,948 --> 00:15:11,033
Would you all stop yelling
in our apartment?

278
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,453
You are ruining moving day for us.

279
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,205
Chandler!

280
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:22,211
Chandler, I saw what you were doing
through the window.

281
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,548
I saw what you were doing to my sister.
Now, get out here!

282
00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:28,884
Well, listen, we had a good run.

283
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:30,970
You know? What was it?
Four, five months?

284
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,389
That's more than most people
have in a lifetime.

285
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,850
So goodbye, take care, bye-bye then.

286
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,019
Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?

287
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:45,234
What the hell are you doing?

288
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:46,485
Hey, what's going on?

289
00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:50,740
Well, I think... I think Ross knows
about me and Monica.

290
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:54,284
Dude, he's right there.

291
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,248
I thought you were my best friend.
This is my sister.

292
00:15:59,415 --> 00:16:02,585
My best friend and my sister.
I cannot believe this.

293
00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:06,589
We're not just messing around.
I love her.

294
00:16:06,756 --> 00:16:08,548
Okay? I'm in love with her.

295
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,971
I'm so sorry that you
had to find out this way.

296
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:17,015
I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too.

297
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,774
My best friend and my sister.

298
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,072
I cannot believe this.

299
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,325
This is the last box of your clothes.

300
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,452
I'm just gonna label it
"What were you thinking?"

301
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:42,500
Funny, I was just gonna go across
the hall and write that on Chandler.

302
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,838
Okay, you guys, I don't mean
to make things worse, but...

303
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,383
...I don't wanna live
with Rachel anymore.

304
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,135
BOTH: What?
- You're just so mean to each other.

305
00:16:53,302 --> 00:16:56,556
And I don't wanna end up like that
with Rachel. I still like you.

306
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,433
Well, Phoebe, that's fine
because I'm not moving.

307
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,729
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Phoebe, you gotta take her.

308
00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:05,522
I know I said some bad stuff...

309
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,859
...but Rachel does have some qualities
that make her a good roommate.

310
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,486
She gets tons of catalogs...

311
00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:14,198
...and, um, she'll fold down the pages
of the things she thinks I'd like.

312
00:17:14,365 --> 00:17:16,951
- What else?
- Uh...

313
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:19,369
When I take a shower...

314
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,663
...she leaves me little notes
on the mirror.

315
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,083
Yeah, I do. I do do that.

316
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:28,296
That's nice. I like having things
to read in the bathroom.

317
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,009
When I fall asleep on the couch
after reading...

318
00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:36,220
...she covers me over with a blanket.

319
00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:40,348
Well, you know,
I don't want you to be cold.

320
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:47,105
And when I told her I was
gonna move in with Chandler...

321
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,483
...she was really supportive.

322
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,945
[SOBBING]
You were so great.

323
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,991
You made it so easy.

324
00:17:59,452 --> 00:18:02,038
And now you have to leave.

325
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:04,707
And I have to live with a boy!

326
00:18:18,846 --> 00:18:20,556
Hey.

327
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:24,684
- She really left.
- I know.

328
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,441
- Thank you.
- No problem, roomie.

329
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,409
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

330
00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:43,287
What the hell is that dog doing here?

331
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:46,833
- A little toast here. Ding, ding, ding.
ALL: Mm.

332
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,044
This isn't exactly
the kind of Thanksgiving you planned...

333
00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:53,923
...but for me this has been really great,
you know?

334
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:57,551
I think because it didn't involve divorce...

335
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,010
...or projectile vomiting.

336
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,932
I was just thinking,
if you'd gone to Vail...

337
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,936
...or if you guys had been with your family,
or if you didn't have...

338
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,771
...syphilis and stuff...

339
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,984
...we wouldn't be all together, you know?

340
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,903
So I guess what I'm trying to say...

341
00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:21,992
...is that I'm very thankful
that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

342
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,662
RACHEL & JOEY:
That's so sweet.

343
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:26,497
RACHEL:
Thank you.

344
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:27,707
ROSS:
Mm.

345
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,750
And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

346
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,170
And a crappy New Year.

347
00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:34,797
ALL:
Hear, hear.

348
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,971
You can't move. You just...
You just can't.

349
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,807
Rachel's right.
This is where you guys belong.

350
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,519
You don't wanna live in Westchester.
That's the worst of the Chesters.

351
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:54,317
You know, sometimes when I'm alone
in my apartment, I look over here...

352
00:19:54,483 --> 00:19:57,819
...and you guys are just having dinner...

353
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,906
...or watching TV or something...

354
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,284
...but it makes me feel better.

355
00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:05,952
And now when I look over,
who am I gonna see?

356
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:09,123
The Gottliebs? The Yangs?

357
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,375
They don't make me feel so good.

358
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,881
Yeah. So don't move, okay?
Just stay here...

359
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,299
...and maybe close your blinds at night.
- Hey.

360
00:20:20,509 --> 00:20:22,929
[PHONE RINGS]

361
00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:25,263
[CHANDLER SIGHS]

362
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,474
Hello?

363
00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:32,355
It's Nancy. They responded to our offer.

364
00:20:32,521 --> 00:20:33,814
And?

365
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:36,442
Yeah...

366
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,903
Okay. Thanks.

367
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:41,948
They passed.

368
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,451
They said they won't go a penny
under the asking price.

369
00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:49,497
- We can't afford that.
- I know.

370
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,125
Well, there you go.

371
00:20:57,964 --> 00:20:59,632
JOEY:
I'm really sorry, you guys.

372
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:04,010
Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry
that phone call didn't come...

373
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:07,056
...before I told you about looking
through the window.

374
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,599
Yeah. Well, we're gonna
let you be alone.

375
00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:11,727
- You gonna be okay?
- Yeah, we'll be okay.

376
00:21:11,894 --> 00:21:13,938
Love you guys.

377
00:21:15,773 --> 00:21:18,608
You know, I'm really sorry
I wasn't more supportive before.

378
00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:20,361
That's okay. We understand.

379
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:22,363
Yeah, and about this Nancy...

380
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:24,615
If you're not sleeping with her,
should I?

381
00:21:31,664 --> 00:21:34,250
I know there'll be other houses,
but I just, uh...

382
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:37,586
- I loved that one so much.
- Yeah.

383
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,131
Well, it's a good thing we got it then.

384
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,843
- What?
- We got the house.

385
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,596
- Oh, my God.
- I didn't wanna tell you in front of them.

386
00:21:47,763 --> 00:21:49,347
We got it? We got the house?

387
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,474
- We're getting a house.
- Oh!

388
00:21:53,894 --> 00:21:54,936
CHANDLER:
Mm.

389
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,190
- We're getting a house.
- And a baby.

390
00:21:58,357 --> 00:21:59,775
We're growing up.

391
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,653
We sure are.

392
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,696
Who's gonna tell them?

393
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,115
- Not it.
- Not it. Damn it!

394
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,538
- And, Rachel, this is yours.
- Aah!

395
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,415
Why? What are these for?

396
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,336
- You'll see.
- All right, everybody open them.

397
00:22:19,628 --> 00:22:20,712
[RACHEL & PHOEBE GASP]

398
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,048
Oh, wow, this is so beautiful.

399
00:22:23,215 --> 00:22:26,051
Oh, these are the ones
I was looking at in the store.

400
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,136
MONICA: I know.
- Oh, I love this.

401
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,722
A meatball sub.

402
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,266
Thanks.

403
00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:35,060
Seriously, guys, what's going on?
What are these for?

404
00:22:35,269 --> 00:22:38,396
Well, I didn't know
how to tell you before...

405
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,523
...but we got the house.
- Enjoy.

406
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:46,822
What did they say?

407
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,161
[English - US - SDH]

408
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,105