1 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,294 What you guys don't understand is... 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:07,548 ...for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. 3 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,508 Yeah, right. 4 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,095 You serious? 5 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,097 Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,683 Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. 7 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:19,768 - Absolutely. - Yeah, I think, for us... 8 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,021 ...kissing is pretty much like an opening act. 9 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,773 I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through... 10 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,109 ...before Pink Floyd comes out. 11 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:33,699 Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian. 12 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:37,077 It's just that that's not... 13 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,288 ...why we bought the ticket. 14 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,207 See, the problem is, though... 15 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:45,002 ...after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was... 16 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:48,672 ...you girls are always looking for the comedian again. 17 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,883 I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... 18 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,844 ...basically just trying to stay awake. 19 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,932 Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. 20 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,893 Otherwise, you're gonna find yourself... 21 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,687 ...sitting at home listening to that album alone. 22 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,778 Are we still talking about sex? 23 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,209 ROSS: No, it's good. It is good. 24 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:11,088 It's just that, doesn't she seem a little angry? 25 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,006 Well, she has issues. 26 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,218 Does she? 27 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:18,637 He's out banging other women over the head with a club... 28 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:22,683 ...while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet. 29 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,978 Marsha, see, these are cave people. 30 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,356 Okay, they have issues like: 31 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:33,569 "Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close." See? 32 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,863 Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? 33 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,740 - No, no. - Yes, it is. Carol, hi. 34 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,492 ROSS: Okay. Yes. Yes, it is. 35 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,078 How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age? 36 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,761 - Hi. - Hi. 37 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:08,520 So... 38 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,190 You look great. 39 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,066 I hate that. 40 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:17,362 Sorry. Thanks. You look good too. 41 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,490 Well, you know, in here, anyone who... 42 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,327 ...stands erect... 43 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,624 - So, what's new? Still a... - A lesbian? 44 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,417 Well... 45 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:32,961 You never know. 46 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,214 How's, um...? How's the family? 47 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,799 Marty's still totally paranoid. 48 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,094 - Oh, and... - Carol, why are you here, Carol? 49 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:45,224 - I'm pregnant. - Pregnant. 50 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:56,235 Oh. Looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all. 51 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,695 I think this is the episode of Three's Company... 52 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,198 ...where's there's some kind of misunderstanding. 53 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,536 Then I've already seen this one. 54 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,998 Are you through with that? Thanks. 55 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,626 Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. 56 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,921 Whose little ball of paper is this? 57 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,172 Oh, that would be mine. 58 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,841 See, I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it. 59 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,261 So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. 60 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,720 [SCOFFS] 61 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,724 She already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you know, you already fluffed... 62 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,768 But it's fine. 63 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,186 Look, I'm sorry. 64 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,855 I don't want to give them any more ammunition than they have. 65 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,941 Yes, we know how cruel a parent can be... 66 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:39,278 ...about the flatness of a child's pillow. 67 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:42,281 Monica? Hi. Um... 68 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:45,325 Monica, um, you're scaring me. 69 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:50,247 I mean, you're, like, all chaotic and twirly, you know? 70 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:51,665 Not in a good way. 71 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,710 Yeah, calm down. 72 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:59,214 You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come. 73 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:03,302 That's because, as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. 74 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,554 You see, he's the prince. 75 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:09,141 Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. 76 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,561 Ew, ew, ew. 77 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,439 - What? - Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. 78 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,526 Ew. 79 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:23,322 - Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - Yeah, it's beautiful. 80 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,370 Oh, God. Oh, God. 81 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:34,041 - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. - No, don't touch that. 82 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:40,714 Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to give it back to him. 83 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,716 "Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl... 84 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:46,094 ...that stomped on your heart in front of your entire family" 85 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,639 Oh, God. Now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring... 86 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,726 ...which makes it so much harder. 87 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,562 Easy, Rach, we'll find it. Won't we? 88 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,481 - Oh, yeah. MONICA: Okay, look. 89 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,693 When did you have it on last? 90 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,237 Doy. Probably right before she lost it. 91 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,242 You don't get a lot of "doy" these days. 92 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,705 I know I had it this morning. 93 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,792 I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... 94 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,627 Dinah? 95 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,049 Oh, don't be mad. 96 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,885 - You didn't. - Oh, I'm sorry. 97 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,388 I gave you one job. 98 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,683 Oh, but look how straight those noodles are. 99 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:38,522 Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. 100 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,609 I just can't do it. 101 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,153 Boys? 102 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,697 We're going in. 103 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,245 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 104 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,416 Hi. 105 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,544 Oh, that is not a happy "hi." 106 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,254 Carol's pregnant. 107 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,047 Oh, I found it. 108 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,302 Well, what...? What? 109 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,054 Yeah. 110 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,348 Do that for another two hours... 111 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:16,560 ...you might be where I am right about now. 112 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,814 Kind of puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? 113 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,152 Well, now, how do you fit into this whole thing? 114 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:28,447 Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved. 115 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:33,285 But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved. 116 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,495 Basically, it's totally up to me. 117 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,914 She is so great. I miss her. 118 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,546 What does she mean by "involved"? 119 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,340 I mean, presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. 120 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,179 Anyway, they want me to go down to this... 121 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:54,806 ...sonogram thing with them tomorrow. 122 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,057 So, what are you gonna do? 123 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,310 I have no idea. 124 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:02,147 No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father. 125 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:04,274 [JOEY CLANGING UTENSILS] 126 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:13,909 Well, this is still ruined, right? 127 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:23,835 Oh. Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you. 128 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,381 Mm. What's that curry taste? 129 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,133 Curry. 130 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,802 Mm. 131 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,557 I think they're great. I really do. 132 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,725 You remember the Lugwins? 133 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,810 The big one had a thing for you, didn't she? 134 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,771 They all had a thing for him. 135 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:44,731 Oh, Mom. 136 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,025 I'm sorry. Why is this girl going to call me? 137 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:51,738 Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food... 138 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,073 ...or I don't know. 139 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,659 Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant, so... 140 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,537 No, Mom. I don't have a restaurant. I work in a restaurant. 141 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:01,414 Well, they don't have to know that. 142 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,962 Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti. 143 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,129 Yes. 144 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,590 Oh, we're having spaghetti. That's... 145 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,259 ...easy. 146 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:17,347 I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part... 147 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,767 ...but were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? 148 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,687 Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. 149 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,652 What that Rachel did to her life. We ran into her parents at the club. 150 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:32,821 They were not playing very well. 151 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,282 I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... 152 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,034 ...but $40,000 is a lot of money. 153 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:44,666 Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. 154 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,589 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. 155 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:54,092 - It's an expression. - No, it's not. 156 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,468 Don't listen to your mother. 157 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,637 You're independent and you always have been. 158 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,307 Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby... 159 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:03,351 ...and you had no friends, you were just fine. 160 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,273 You'd read alone in your room. And your puzzles... 161 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:15,780 Look, there are people, like Ross, who need to shoot for the stars. 162 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,825 With his museum and his papers getting published. 163 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,286 Other people are satisfied with staying where they are. 164 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:25,165 I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. 165 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:32,213 And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God... 166 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,425 ...our little Harmonica doesn't seem to have that problem. 167 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,847 So, Ross, what's going on with you? 168 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:45,977 Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? 169 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,270 Okay, okay. 170 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:54,027 Ahem. Look, I, uh... I realize you guys have been wondering... 171 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:56,863 ...what exactly happened between Carol and me. 172 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,865 And so, well, here's the deal. 173 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,370 Carol's a lesbian. 174 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,874 She's living with a woman named Susan. 175 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,921 She's pregnant with my child. 176 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,466 And she and Susan are going to raise the baby. 177 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,180 And you knew about this? 178 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,655 Your folks are really that bad, huh? 179 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,325 Well, you know, these people are pros. 180 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,163 They know what they're doing. They take their time. 181 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,041 They get the job done. 182 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:55,004 Boy, I know they say that you can't change your parents. 183 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,341 Boy, if you could, I'd want yours. 184 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,928 Must pee. 185 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,764 You know, it's even worse when you're twins. 186 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,142 - You're a twin? - Oh, yeah. We don't speak. 187 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:10,145 She's like this high-powered, driven, career-type. 188 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,313 - What does she do? - She's a waitress. 189 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,527 All right. You guys, I kind of gotta clean up now. 190 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,613 Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this. 191 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:24,159 Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend... 192 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:26,244 ...who my parents actually preferred. 193 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,582 RACHEL: Hit the lights, please. 194 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,923 How long was I in there? 195 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,885 I'm just cleaning up. 196 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:45,472 Oh, do you, uh...? Do you need any help? 197 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,349 Um, okay, sure. Thanks. 198 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,060 [SIGHS] 199 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,690 Anyway... 200 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,194 So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? 201 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,155 - Oh, a little. - Mm-hm. 202 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,200 - A lot. - Mm-hm. 203 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,453 So got any advice? 204 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:11,748 You know, as someone who's recently been dumped. 205 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,461 Well, you may want to steer clear of the word "dumped." 206 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,091 Chances are he's going to be this broken shell of a man. You know? 207 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:26,346 So you should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard. 208 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:34,229 Or, you know, hey, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring. 209 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:38,775 And you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB-GYN. 210 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,488 You've got Carol tomorrow. 211 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,282 When did it get so complicated? 212 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,784 Got me. 213 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,079 - Remember when we were in high school? - Yeah. 214 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,790 I mean, didn't you think you' were gonna meet someone... 215 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,543 ...fall in love, and that'd be it? 216 00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,712 [SCOFFS] 217 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,508 - Ross? - Yes, yes. 218 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:08,805 Oh. Man. I never thought I'd be here. 219 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,557 [ROSS CHUCKLES] 220 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,398 Me neither. 221 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,876 Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. 222 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:41,546 There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway... 223 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,173 Hi. 224 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,886 - Ross, you remember Susan. - How could I forget? 225 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,262 Ross. 226 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,098 Hello, Susan. Good shake, good shake. 227 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,728 So, uh, we're just waiting for? 228 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,230 - Dr. Oberman. - Dr. Oberman. Okay, and is he...? 229 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,983 - She. - Of course, "she." 230 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:07,196 She, uh, familiar with our special situation? 231 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,240 Yes, and she's very supportive. 232 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,534 Great. Okay, that's great. Heh. 233 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,704 No, I'm... 234 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,165 CAROL: Thanks. 235 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,889 Quack, quack... 236 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,099 ...quack, quack, quack. 237 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,976 Ross? 238 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,937 That opens my cervix. 239 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,279 - Barry? BARRY: Come on in. 240 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,447 Are you sure? 241 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,116 BARRY: It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours. 242 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,493 Huh? 243 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,414 So how are you doing? 244 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,250 I'm... 245 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,753 I'm okay. 246 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,797 You look great. 247 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,256 Yeah, well... 248 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,635 RECEPTIONIST [OVER SPEAKER]: Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan's gagging. 249 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,596 Be right there. I'll be back in a second. 250 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,186 I dumped him. 251 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,814 Okay. 252 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,573 Oh! 253 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:42,125 - Ross. - So, um...? So how's this going to work... 254 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,918 ...ahem, you know, with us? 255 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,046 You know, when, like, important decisions have to be made? 256 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,715 Give me a "for instance." 257 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,591 Well, I don't know. Okay, okay. 258 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,136 - How about with the baby's name? - Marlon... 259 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:57,181 - Marlon. ...if it's a boy. Minnie, if it's a girl. 260 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,893 As in "Mouse"? 261 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,813 As in my grandmother. 262 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,734 Still, you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse." 263 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,404 How about, um... 264 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,489 How about "Julia"? 265 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,408 Julia. 266 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,784 We agreed on Minnie. 267 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,746 It's funny, um, we agreed we'd spend our lives together. 268 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,790 Things change. Roll with the punches. 269 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,251 I believe Julia's on the table. 270 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,714 Oh. Sorry about that. 271 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,344 So, what have you been up to? 272 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,389 Oh. Not much. 273 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,392 - I got a job. - Hey, that's great. 274 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,936 Why are you so tan? 275 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,189 Oh, I, uh... 276 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,649 I went to Aruba. 277 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,778 Oh, no. You went on our honeymoon alone? 278 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,488 No. 279 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,493 See, uh, I went with... 280 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,412 - Now, this may hurt. - Me? 281 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,872 No. 282 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:06,959 I went with Mindy. 283 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,462 Mindy? 284 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,714 My maid of honor, Mindy? 285 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,592 Yeah, well, we're kind of a thing now. 286 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,052 [CHUCKLES] 287 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,012 Well, I'm... 288 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,973 You got plugs. 289 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,018 Careful, careful. They haven't quite taken yet. 290 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,979 And you got lenses. 291 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,899 But you hate sticking your finger in your eye. 292 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,818 Not for her. 293 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,070 Oh. 294 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,074 Listen, I really wanted to thank you. 295 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,159 Okay. 296 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,995 About a month ago, I wanted to hurt you... 297 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,790 ...more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. 298 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,416 And I'm an orthodontist. 299 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,710 Wow. 300 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,506 You know, you were right. I mean, I thought we were happy. 301 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:54,757 We weren't happy. 302 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,261 But with Mindy... 303 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,847 ...now I'm happy. 304 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,307 - Spit. - What? 305 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,268 Me. 306 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,480 Anyway, um... 307 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,860 I guess, uh... I guess this belongs to you. 308 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,488 And thank you for giving it to me. 309 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,533 Well, thank you for giving it back. 310 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,746 Hello. 311 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,085 Oh, please. What's wrong with Helen? 312 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,420 Helen Geller? 313 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,216 - I don't think so. - Hello, it's not gonna be Helen Geller. 314 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,801 Thank you. 315 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,761 No. I mean, it's not Geller. 316 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,055 What, it's gonna be Helen Willick? 317 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:48,936 No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. 318 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,773 Well, wait a minute. Why is she in the title? 319 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,358 Because it's my baby too. 320 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,862 That's funny. Really? I don't remember you making any sperm. 321 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,159 And we all know what a challenge that is. 322 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,203 - Uh-huh. See? - All right, you two, stop it. 323 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,747 No, no. She gets a credit. Hey, I'm in there too. 324 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,918 Honestly. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller. 325 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,711 I think that borders on child abuse. 326 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:17,715 Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. 327 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,384 Oh, no. No, no, no. You see what he's doing? 328 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,428 He knows no one is gonna say all those names. 329 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,264 He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller. Then he gets his way. 330 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,683 My way? You think this is my way? 331 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,437 Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being... 332 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,857 ...this is not my way. You know what? This is too hard. 333 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,069 Knock, knock. How are we today? Any nausea? 334 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,154 - A little. - Just a little. 335 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:46,577 Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but, uh, thanks for sharing. 336 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:47,870 Uh, lie back. 337 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,289 You know what? I'm gonna go. 338 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:54,502 Um, I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing. 339 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,754 [BABY'S HEART BEATING OVER SONOGRAM] 340 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,348 Oh, my God. 341 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,641 Look at that. 342 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,309 I know. 343 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,364 Well, isn't that amazing? 344 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,494 What are we supposed to be seeing here? 345 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:34,208 I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. 346 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,173 You know, if you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes... 347 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,634 ...it kind of looks like an old potato. 348 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,054 Then don't do that, all right? 349 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,474 Monica? 350 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,226 What do you think? 351 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,894 Mm-hm. 352 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,522 Are you welling up? 353 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,982 - No. - You are. 354 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,443 - You are. You're welling up. - No, I'm not. 355 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,779 - You're gonna be an aunt. - Oh, shut up. 356 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,407 Hi, Mindy. 357 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,701 Hi, it's Rachel. 358 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,705 Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today. 359 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,582 Oh, yeah, yeah, he told me. 360 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,501 No, it's okay. Really, it's okay. 361 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,380 I hope you two are very happy. I really do. 362 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,759 And, Min, you know, if everything works out... 363 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:29,096 ...and you guys end up getting married and having kids and everything... 364 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,683 ...I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. 365 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,983 Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.