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- Ready? Okay.
- Yeah.

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- Hi. Rachel. Phoebe's.
- It's. And.

3
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- Please.
- Leave.

4
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Leave.

5
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But I just said "leave."

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Yeah, I know,
because you have all the good words.

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What do I get? I get "it's, and."
Oh, I'm sorry, I have "A." Forget it.

8
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- Come on, that's silly.
- All right. So let's switch.

9
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No, I have all the good words.

10
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Okay, fine, fine. We can switch.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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- Hi.
- Everybody.

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- It's.
- Rachel.

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- And.
- Phoebe's.

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Pleas... Wait. How did you do that?

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What?

17
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Oh, you're no ordinary roommate,
are you?

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Phoebe, come on, can we finish this later?
I wanna go running before it gets dark.

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- Why don't you come with me?
- Really?

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Yeah, oh, it'll be fun.

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We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first,
you know, roommate-bonding thing.

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Okay, let's go running!

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- Yeah, and there's cute guys there.
- Let's run towards them!

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Okay.

25
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Wait just one more second.

26
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Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's.
Please leave a message. Thanks!

27
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Now, wait a minute.
You just took all the words.

28
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Uh-huh. You've met your match,
Rachel Green.

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- So I just finished this fascinating book.
- Hmm.

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By the year 2030,
there'll be computers...

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...that can carry out the same amount
of functions as an actual human brain.

32
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So, theoretically,
you could download...

33
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...your thoughts and memories
into this computer...

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...and live forever as a machine.

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And I just realized I can sleep
with my eyes open.

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- Hey.
BOTH: Hey.

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Honey, it was a great idea,
nailing the boxes to the floor.

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- I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
- Oh, so you can move them.

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Yes.

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Yes, and while I'm doing that,
Ross has a great computer story for you.

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Hey, everybody.
Uh, I'd like you to meet Janine.

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She's gonna be my new roommate.

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- Hi.
JANINE: Hi.

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And she's gonna live with me!

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It's nice to meet you. Janine?

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Lecroix. Janine Lecroix.

47
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I didn't know that.
What a pretty last name.

48
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So, uh, where are you from?

49
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Australia. I just moved here
a couple of weeks ago.

50
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- From the land down under?
- Yeah.

51
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I didn't know that either.

52
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So, what do you do?

53
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- I'm a dancer.
- You're a dancer?

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She's a dancer.

55
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- Well, I think I'll go and unpack.
- Here, let me...

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[GROANS]

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- Joey?
JOEY: Yeah?

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Did you even interview this woman
before you asked her to move in?

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- Of course I did.
- Uh-huh.

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What exactly did you ask her?

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When can you move in?

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Thank you for bringing her
into our lives.

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Unbelievable.

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Oh. Oh, so you like her too, Chandler?

65
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Hey, look at all the boxes.

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I cannot wait to ask her out.

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Wait a minute, Joey.
Joey, you can't ask her out.

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She's your roommate.
It'll be way too complicated.

69
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Yeah, man, don't do it.

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I mean, if you date her,
then I can't date her.

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Think about it. Remember when you were
going out with Donna and you broke up...

72
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...remember how horrible it was when
you bumped into her at the supermarket?

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Oh, God, yeah.

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Now imagine you live
at the supermarket.

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Okay.

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- No, no.
- Oh. Oh.

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You're right. I don't want that.
I can't date her.

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And you'd better watch the flirting too,
because in close quarters...

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...it could be trouble.
- Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon.

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I mean, it's hard for me to be around
an attractive woman and not flirt.

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Heh. Well, you're around me all the time,
and you don't flirt.

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A little sad about that, sweetie?

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I have to tie my shoes,
so you go ahead. I'll catch up.

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- Okay.
PHOEBE: Okay.

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Come on, that's not running.
Let's go!

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You guys, I'm telling you,
when she runs...

87
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...she looks like a cross
between Kermit the Frog...

88
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...and the Six Million Dollar Man.

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Monica had such a crush on him. Ha, ha.

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She used to kiss his poster
every night before she went to bed.

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I used to do that too.

92
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Oh, my God. Did you also have his album,
It's Not Easy Being Green?

93
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Oh, Mon.

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So Phoebe runs weird, huh?

95
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Yeah. And you know what?
And I know she's gonna want to run again.

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I don't know how to get out of it.
I mean, I live with her.

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Why don't you just be straight with her?
Tell her the truth.

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You're right. You're right.
I should just tell her the truth.

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- Hey.
ROSS & MONICA: Hey.

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Hey, Pheebs, Monica tripped me.
I don't think I can ever run again, ever.

101
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Why? Why would you do that?

102
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I don't know.

103
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Rachel, I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.

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- Ankle.
- We'll see.

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CHANDLER:
Okay. I am officially unpacked.

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Thanks for helping me, man.

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Joe?

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[JOEY GIGGLES]

109
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Well, I guess Joey went home.

110
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Oh, and look, there is still one box
that I have to unpack.

111
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[JOEY GIGGLES]

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I got you.

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh, my God,
you almost gave me a heart attack.

115
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It was so hard not to laugh, I'll tell you.

116
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Hey, the place looks great.

117
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Yeah, not bad, right?

118
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You know what? Monica's working late,
so I'm gonna make this place spotless.

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You know what else I'm gonna do?

120
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I'm gonna go downstairs,
I'm gonna get her some flowers.

121
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Now, who would not want
to live with me?

122
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I don't.

123
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No, I want to live with
the super-hot Australian dancer.

124
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How's that going, though?
Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?

125
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Yeah, so far. Yeah.
But it's tough, you know?

126
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I've got all this built-up flirting energy,
and I don't know how to get rid of it.

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How you doing?

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[VOICE CRACKS]
Oh, man.

129
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Sorry. There's just more room out here.

130
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Oh, no, no, you just, uh, reminded me
that I have to do my stretches too.

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- Why don't you try to be?
- Aah!

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- What's wrong?
- Uh, nothing.

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I just... I didn't want you to touch me...

134
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...because I'm all sweaty
from the workout. Ha, ha.

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I'm gonna hit the shower.

136
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Oh, my God.

137
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Oh, sorry about that stuff
hanging in there.

138
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It's just my thongs are too delicate
for the dryer.

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[MUMBLES]

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RACHEL: Aah!
PHOEBE: Hi.

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Oh, yeah, uh-huh, it's me.

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I saw you grab your running shoes
this morning and sneak out.

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You lied so you could run by yourself.

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No, Phoebe, no. I was... No.

145
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I was actually just checking...

146
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...to see...

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...if I could run. And I can.

148
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Please, Rachel, I'm not an idiot.

149
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No, wait. Phoebe?

150
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Wow. Couples who live together
do start to look alike.

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So, Mondler...

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Uh...

153
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What, uh...? What are you doing?

154
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What does it look like? I am cleaning.

155
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Did you get Monica's authorization
to move all of her stuff?

156
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Authorizat... I don't need that.
I'm gonna put everything back.

157
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Put it back exactly where you found it?

158
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Yes. I'm gonna put it back
exactly where I found it.

159
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Okay, first of all,
that attitude is not helping.

160
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She won't care if I put her stuff
back in the same stupid place.

161
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Hello? Did you just meet Monica?

162
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She's gonna recognize
that I did a nice thing...

163
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...and appreciate it.

164
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Huh. No, actually, this will work out well.

165
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Because when you have to move back
with Joey...

166
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...Joey's hot new roommate
can come live with me.

167
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Oh, I see, I see.
You're trying to freak me out.

168
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Look, Chandler, Monica is really weird
about this kind of stuff, all right?

169
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Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years.
She's going to freak out.

170
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Oh, my God. She's going to sit on you.

171
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,559
No, she is not, okay?
I'll prove it to you.

172
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,728
I'm gonna call her right now.

173
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Phone's done.

174
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MONICA: Hi.
- Hey, Mon. How's it going?

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Terrible. If I want something done right,
I have to do it myself.

176
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Other people just wreck stuff.

177
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,952
I really think
I might kill someone tonight.

178
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Oh, come on, come on,
it can't be that bad.

179
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It's worse.
The only thing getting me through...

180
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...is knowing I'm gonna see you soon.

181
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- I might get out of here early.
- No. No, no, no.

182
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No, no, it sounds like
they need you there.

183
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- You're just hanging out with Ross?
- It's all good. Okay, bye, Mon.

184
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She's gonna kill me.

185
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The phone was facing the other way.

186
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And that goes back up there.

187
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Know what we should do?
We should start with the big stuff.

188
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That'll be the easiest.
So, uh, let's start with the couch.

189
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I got it.

190
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,373
Yeah, that doesn't look right.

191
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,751
What are you talking about? The couch
is perfectly in line with the carpet.

192
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:14,464
Then I can just walk over here
and casually just put my feet right up on...

193
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,800
Okay, here's what we do.

194
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We just move the couch closer
to the coffee table.

195
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But then the back of the couch
won't line up with the back of the carpet.

196
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,476
Okay, well, here,
we'll just, uh, move the coffee table...

197
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...closer to the couch.

198
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:33,775
No, whoa, whoa! But then the coffee table
won't be centered in the seating area.

199
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:37,362
But the coffee table doesn't
match the table... Ross.

200
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,617
Hi. Look, what am I gonna do?

201
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:47,038
I'm not flirting, but still I'm drawing
her to me like a moth to a flame.

202
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,879
What the hell's going on over here?

203
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,841
Monica's gonna kill you.

204
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,802
Look, I need your help, okay?

205
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:04,681
I have to do something
to repel this woman.

206
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,683
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

207
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,685
You guys repel women all the time.

208
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,106
Hey, I've been married three times.

209
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,196
No, no, no, I've seen it happen.

210
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:24,075
You get a rapport going with a woman,
but somehow you manage to kill it.

211
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,703
What's your secret?

212
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,498
Look, we do not repel women, okay?

213
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,584
That is completely untrue.

214
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,712
Oh, yes, we do, my man.

215
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,298
Remember back in college
when we went to that dance...

216
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,718
...and you walked right up to that girl
you liked and couldn't stop talking...

217
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,137
...about the Irish potato famine?

218
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:48,308
Yeah, well, what about you?
You weren't so hot in college either.

219
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,893
After everything he said, he'd go:

220
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[MIMICS DRUM FILL]

221
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,649
Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either.
Maybe I should stop doing that.

222
00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,737
You know what? Girls don't like it
when I start talking about science.

223
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,198
That's not specific to girls.

224
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,868
This is great. This is great. What else?

225
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,037
They don't like you correcting
their grammar.

226
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,582
And they don't like it when you
explain why your jokes are funny.

227
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:17,962
You know, they don't like it when you
keep asking them if they like you.

228
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:22,592
- Man, I am so lucky I have Monica.
- I'm never gonna find love again.

229
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,972
Hey.

230
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- Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.

231
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,187
Okay. Um, I...

232
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Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry, okay?

233
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,111
I handled the situation horribly.

234
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,447
And I should not have lied to you.

235
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,367
So what should you have done?

236
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,828
Well, I should have told you the truth.

237
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,372
Uh-huh. Which is?

238
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:58,211
Well, you know, the reason that
I didn't want to go running with you is...

239
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,921
...because, um...

240
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,132
...well, you know, the way that you run
is just a little...

241
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,345
- So?
- Well, it's embarrassing.

242
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,556
People were looking at us
like we were crazy.

243
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,809
- Why do you care?
- Because they're people.

244
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,854
But people that you don't know
and will never see again.

245
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,314
Yes, but still they are people...

246
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,316
...with eyes.

247
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,778
Well, I didn't get embarrassed
running next to Miss:

248
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,197
Choo, choo, choo, choo.

249
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,867
But, oh, okay.

250
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:33,204
No, no, I can see why running with me
would be embarrassing to you.

251
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,206
Yeah, okay. You're uptight.

252
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:39,836
What? I am not uptight. Whoa.

253
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:44,591
Listen, I am not uptight, man.

254
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,262
That's okay, Rachel. I'm not judging you.
That's just who you are.

255
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,099
Me, I'm more free, you know?
I run like I did when I was a kid...

256
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,019
...because that's the only way it's fun,
you know?

257
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:59,522
I mean, didn't you ever run so fast
you thought your legs would fall off...

258
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,191
...you know, like, when you were
running towards the swings...

259
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,986
...or running away from Satan?

260
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,116
The neighbor's dog.

261
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,914
Okay, is this lamp in the right place?

262
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,708
Who cares? I repel women.

263
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,379
No, no, no! You can't come in here.

264
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,131
Ross is naked!

265
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,886
MONICA: What?
- What?

266
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,015
I couldn't say that I was naked,
because she's allowed to see me naked.

267
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,559
Why does anyone have to be naked?

268
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,230
MONICA:
Why is Ross naked?

269
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,403
I had to show Chandler something.

270
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,699
MONICA:
Naked?

271
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,910
Yeah, I uh...

272
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,079
I guess I have, a, uh...

273
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,373
A guy problem.

274
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,086
MONICA:
Is it the same thing that Chandler had?

275
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,674
Look, just come back later.

276
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,301
We'll get everything squared away,
and you can come back later.

277
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,678
MONICA:
Okay. Hey, listen.

278
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,431
There's still some of Chandler's medicine
left under the sink in the bathroom.

279
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,101
- Bye.
- Bye.

280
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,233
Thank God.

281
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,571
Dude, what'd you have?

282
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,784
Look, we have no time, okay?
We must focus.

283
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,745
We've got to get everything
back into its original place.

284
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,038
The photo album.

285
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:43,126
There were millions of pictures
of the apartment in the photo album.

286
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,920
We just go through it
and match everything to the pictures.

287
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,798
- That's perfect. That's brilliant.
- Yeah.

288
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,386
So really, what did you have?

289
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,932
Hey, Joey. I've got some beer for you.

290
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,687
Uh, don't you mean "for whom"?

291
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,857
Sure.

292
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:09,318
Listen, I was gonna order some pizza.
You wanna share one?

293
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,738
Pizza? It's not like I never
had that before.

294
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,740
[MIMICS DRUM FILL]

295
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,368
Is there something wrong?

296
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,663
All right, all right.

297
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,833
Let's just get this out in the open, okay?

298
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,501
You're hot.

299
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,212
I'm lovable.

300
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,382
Clearly, there's a vibe
going on between us.

301
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,843
But we're roommates...

302
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,597
...and it's a huge mistake for us
to continue down this road.

303
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,515
- Joey...
- No, no, no. I'm telling you.

304
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:43,061
Imagine yourself living in a supermarket
and you'll understand.

305
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,941
Okay? So the question is,
what do we do?

306
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,235
Well, I don't think
there is anything to do.

307
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,654
I mean, I think you're really sweet.

308
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,324
But I'm just not interested
in you like that.

309
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,580
Oh.

310
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,665
No, I mean...

311
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:10,505
You're a really nice guy, and I'm happy
to be your roommate and your friend.

312
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,632
I'm just, you know, I just...

313
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,010
...don't feel that way about you.

314
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,221
Oh.

315
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,307
I see what happened. Ha, ha.

316
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,935
It's because I was trying to repel you.

317
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:29,190
Right? Believe me, you'd feel
a lot different if I turned it on.

318
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,568
- I don't think so.
- Oh, I do.

319
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,657
How you doing?

320
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,202
I'm okay.

321
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,706
What?

322
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,126
Oh, dear God.

323
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,092
Choo, choo, choo.

324
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,396
RACHEL: Hey!
PHOEBE: Hi!

325
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,400
I'm so sorry. You're right.
This feels great.

326
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,610
See? And you don't care
if people are staring.

327
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,446
It's just for a second,
because then you're gone.

328
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:21,117
It's amazing, Pheebs.
I feel so free and so graceful.

329
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,577
Oh!

330
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,538
[WHINNIES]

331
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,957
Ha! Hey, look out for the horse.

332
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,208
Sorry.

333
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,966
Is it okay for me to come in now?

334
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,676
Uh-huh.

335
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,727
- Why is everything different?
- Bye.

336
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,106
I don't see anything different...

337
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,693
...other than the fact that the room got
so much brighter when you came into it.

338
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,903
[CHUCKLES]

339
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,489
Well, the end table is wrong,
the couch looks bizarre...

340
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:03,117
...and don't even get me started
on the refrigerator magnets.

341
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,163
Okay, look, don't be mad, okay?

342
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:11,834
But after I unpacked the boxes,
I wanted to do something nice for you...

343
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,921
...so I cleaned the apartment.

344
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,840
So I moved everything around,
and then I forgot...

345
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:22,595
...where it went back. And I'm sorry,
I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

346
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,598
That's okay.

347
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,351
Chandler, are you afraid of me
or something?

348
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,187
Do you want me to be afraid of you?

349
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,482
Of course not.

350
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,027
My gosh, Chandler,
what you did is a wonderful thing...

351
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,946
...and I really appreciate it.

352
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,699
I know I have this thing where I want
everything in the perfect place.

353
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,285
But I'd never expect you
to worry about that.

354
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,162
Really?

355
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,706
Of course.

356
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,875
Oh, you're the best.

357
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,669
You come here to me.

358
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,964
Hold on, okay? First things first.

359
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,757
Okay. Now...

360
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,677
Did Ross sit anywhere
while he was naked?

361
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,850
So it said that by the year 2030...

362
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,271
...there will be computers carrying
out the same number of functions...

363
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,564
...as an actual human brain.

364
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:19,235
So theoretically, you could
download your thoughts...

365
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,612
...and your memories
into this computer...

366
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,198
And live forever as a machine.

367
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:32,164
Uh, so, Janine, do you know
what we're doing right now?

368
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,085
You and I, we're interfacing.

369
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,297
Yeah. I gotta go.

370
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,887
[MIMICS DRUM FILL]

371
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