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PHOEBE: Oh, hey, you guys, look.
Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes.

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ROSS:
Oh.

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Huh. I'd say from the looks of it,
our naked buddy is moving.

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Ironically, most of the boxes
seem to be labeled "Clothes."

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Aw, I'm going to miss that big
old squishy butt.

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And we're done
with the chicken fried rice.

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Hey. Hey, if he's moving,
maybe I should try to get his place.

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PHOEBE: Oh, yeah.
JOEY: Good idea.

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It would be so cool
to live across from you guys.

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Yeah, hey, then we could do
that telephone thing...

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...you know, where you have a can,
we have a can...

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...and it's connected by a string.

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Or we could do
the actual telephone thing.

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Oh, my God. I love this apartment.

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Isn't it perfect?

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I can't believe I never realized
how great it is.

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That is because your eye
immediately goes to the big naked man.

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PHOEBE:
It's amazing.

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You better hurry up and fill out
an application, or I'll beat you to it.

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Oh, heh.

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Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm
gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.

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Oh, look. There's Monica and Chandler.
Hey!

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Hey, you guys! Hey!

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Oh!

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Aah! Aah!

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Aah! Chandler and Monica.
Chandler and Monica.

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Oh, my God.

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- Chandler and Monica!
- Oh, my God!

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Oh, my eyes! My eyes!

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- Phoebe. Phoebe.
- Ow!

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It's okay. It's okay.

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- No, they're doing it!
- I know.

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- I know. I know.
- You know?

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Yes, I know, and Joey knows,
but Ross doesn't...

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...so you have to stop screaming!

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Hey, what's going on?

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[YELLING]

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- What?
RACHEL: Nothing.

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Oh, God, we're just so excited
that you might get this apartment.

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- Actually, it looks really good.
- Aah! It looks pretty good!

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Get in here! Come on!

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[ALL YELLING]

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You mean whenever
Monica and Chandler were, like...

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...doing laundry
or going grocery shopping?

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All that time Monica spent on the phone
with sad Linda from camp?

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Uh-huh.
Doing it, doing it, phone doing it.

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I can't believe it.

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I mean, I think it's great. For him.

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She might be able to do better.

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- Hey, you guys.
- Joey, come here. Come here.

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Phoebe just found out
about Monica and Chandler.

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You mean how they're friends
and nothing more?

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No. No, Joey, she knows.

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We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment
and saw them doing it through the window.

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Actually, we saw them doing it
up against the window.

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Okay, so now they know you know,
and they don't know Rachel knows?

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Yes, but you know what?
It doesn't matter who knows what.

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Now enough of us know
that we could just tell them we know.

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Now all the lying and the secrets
will finally be over.

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Or we could not tell them we know
and have a little fun of our own.

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Well, what do you mean?

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You know, every time they say
they're doing laundry...

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...we'll give them laundry to do.

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- Oh, I would enjoy that.
- No, no, no.

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Wait, Rach, you know what would be
even more fun? Telling them.

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- Yeah, no, I want to do Phoebe's thing.
- I can't take any...

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You don't have to do anything.
Just don't tell them that we know.

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No. I can't take any more secrets.

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I got your secrets, I got their secrets.
I got secrets of my own, you know.

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- You don't have any secrets.
- Oh, yeah?

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Well, you don't know about Hugsy,
my bedtime penguin pal.

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So, ahem, um...

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How are we going to mess with them?

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[JOEY GROANS]

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Well, you could use your position
as the roommate.

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And then I would use, you know,
the strongest tool at my disposal.

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My sexuality.

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- Hello, children.
ALL: Hey.

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Okay. Watch, learn,
and don't eat my cookie.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Ooh. Wow, that jacket
looks great on you.

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- Really?
- Yeah. The material looks so soft.

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Oh, hello, Mr. Bicep.

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You've been working out?

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Well, I try to, you know, squeeze things.

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[LAUGHING]

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Are you okay?

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Well, if you really wanna know...

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Oh, I can't tell you this.

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Phoebe, it's me,
you can tell me anything.

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Well, actually, you're the one person
I can't tell this to.

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And the one person I want to the most.

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What's going on?

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I think it's just, you know,
that I haven't been with a guy in so long...

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...and you know how sometimes
you're looking for something...

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...and you don't see that it's right there
in front of you, sipping coffee...

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Oh, no. Have I said too much?

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Well, just something to think about.
I know I will.

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Ooh. Ha, ha.

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- You are so cute.
- Heh.

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How did you get to be so cute?

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Well, my grandfather was Swedish.

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And my grandmother was actually
a tiny little bunny.

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Okay, now you're even cuter.

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You know, that is a popular
opinion today, I must say.

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What?

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The weirdest thing happened
at the coffeehouse.

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I think Phoebe was hitting on me.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm telling you,
I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.

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- It's not possible.
- Ow.

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I'm sorry, it's just Phoebe's just
always thought you were charming...

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...in a sexless kind of way.

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Oh, well, you know,
I can't hear that enough.

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I'm sorry, I just think
you misunderstood her.

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No, I didn't misunderstand, okay?
She was all over me.

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She touched my bicep,
for crying out loud.

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This bicep?

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Well, it's not flexed right now.

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Hey, Mon, what are you doing?
Want to come see a movie with us?

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Uh, actually, I was going
to do some laundry.

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- Chandler, you want to do it with me?
- Sure, I'll do it with you.

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Okay, great. Hold on a second.

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Unh. Here you go.

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You don't mind, do you?
That would really help me out a lot. Thanks.

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Ha, ha. You know what?
I don't think I have enough quarters.

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PHOEBE:
Oh, I have quarters.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Ross, any word on the apartment yet?

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Well, I called over there, and it turns out
Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself.

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And he's already had like 100 applicants.

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ALL: Oh.
- No, no, I've got the edge.

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I know it's not exactly ethical,
but I sent him a bribe...

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...to tip the scales in my direction.

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Yeah. Check it out,
you can see it from the window.

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Oh, is it that pinball machine
with the big bow on it?

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No.

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That new mountain bike?

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No.

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Well, what did you send?

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A basket of mini muffins.

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There's a whole table
of mini muffin baskets.

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Which one did you send?

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The small one.

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What? You actually thought that basket
was gonna get you the apartment?

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Well, yeah.

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Someone sent us a basket at work once
and people went crazy over those muffins.

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It was the best day.

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Your work makes me sad.

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Oh, man, I want that place so much.

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And I was so sure
that was going to work.

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There's 12 bucks
I'll never see again.

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All right, we'd better go
if we're gonna catch that movie.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Bye, Chandler. I miss you already.

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Okay, did you see that?
With the inappropriate, and the pinching?

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Actually, I did.

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So now do you believe
that she's attracted to me?

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
She knows about us.

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Are you serious?

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Phoebe knows,
and she's just trying to freak us out.

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That's the only explanation for it.

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Okay, but what about my pinchable butt
and my bulging biceps?

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She knows.

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Joey.

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Yeah?

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Phoebe knows about us.

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Well, I didn't tell them.

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Them? Who's "them"?

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Uh, Phoebe and Joey.

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Joey.

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And Rachel.

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Look, I would have told you,
but they made me promise not to tell.

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- Oh, man.
- I'm sorry.

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But, hey, it's over now, right?

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Because you can tell them
you know they know...

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...and I can go back to knowing
absolutely nothing.

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- Unless...
- No, not "unless." This must end now.

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Oh, man, they think they are so slick
messing with us.

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But they don't know
that we know that they know.

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- So...
- Ah, yes.

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The messers become the messees.

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[WHINES]

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Oh, Ross, honey,
you gotta stop torturing yourself.

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Why don't you just find
another apartment?

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I've already looked at
like a thousand apartments this month.

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None of them even compares
to that one.

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You know what you should do?

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You should find out what his hobbies are
and then use that to bond with him.

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Yeah. Like if I wanted something
from Joey...

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...I would strike up a conversation
about, say, um, sandwiches...

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...or, uh, my underwear.

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I'm listening.

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See?

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That is a great idea.

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And I know Ugly Naked Guy because
we've been watching him for five years.

196
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So that gives me back my edge. Ha, ha.

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Let's see now. He had the trampoline.

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- But he broke that.
- Well, he had gravity boots.

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Yeah, he broke those too.

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So he likes to break stuff.

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Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben,
but I will figure something out.

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Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?

203
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I wouldn't bring that up.
It would probably just bum him out.

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Poor cat never saw that big butt coming.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello?

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00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,937
Oh, yeah, hey.
Hold on a second, she's right here.

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[WHISPERS]
It's Chandler.

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Oh.

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Hello, you.

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Hello, Phoebe,
I've been thinking about you all day.

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Huh?

213
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Well, you know that thing you said before?
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.

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Really?

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Yeah. Listen, Joey won't be here tonight.

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Why don't you come over
and I'll let you, uh, feel my bicep.

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Or maybe more.

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I'll have to get back to you on that.
Okay, bye.

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Oh, my God. He wants me to come over
and feel his bicep and more.

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- Are you kidding?
- No.

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I cannot believe
he would do that to Mon...

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Joey? Do they know that we know?

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- No.
- Joey?

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- They know you know.
- Ooh, I knew it.

225
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Oh, I cannot believe those two.

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They thought they could mess with us?
They're trying to mess with us?

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They don't know that we know
they know we know.

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And, Joey, you can't say anything.

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Couldn't if I wanted to.

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Good evening, sir.
My name is Ross Geller.

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I'm one of the people
who applied for the apartment...

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...and I realize that the competition
is fierce, but...

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I'm sorry, I can't help but notice
that you're naked and...

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I applaud you.

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Man, I wish I was naked.

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I mean, this looks so great.

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That is how God intended it.

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- Look at them. They're panicked.
- Oh, yeah, they're totally gonna back down.

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00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,476
Oh, yeah.

240
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,521
All right, if he wants a date,
he's going to get a date.

241
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,356
- I'm going to go in.
- Okay, okay.

242
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,024
Be sexy.

243
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,652
Please.

244
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,374
So, Chandler,
I'd love to come by tonight.

245
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,296
Really?

246
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,631
Oh, absolutely. Should we say around 7?

247
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,967
Yes.

248
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:52,056
Good. I'm really looking forward
to you and me having sexual intercourse.

249
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

250
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,608
Hey, hey, check it out, check it out.
Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend.

251
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,240
RACHEL:
Oh, yeah.

252
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,037
Oh, my God. That's our friend.

253
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,207
- It's Naked Ross.
JOEY & CHANDLER: It is Ross!

254
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,130
Showtime.

255
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,174
Okay, Rachel, get me perfume.

256
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,302
And, Joey, can you get me
a bottle of wine and glasses?

257
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,477
All right, it'll be great.

258
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,688
You just make her think you want to
have sex with her and it'll freak her out.

259
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,776
Okay, listen, how far am I gonna
have to go with her?

260
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,028
Relax, she's gonna give in
way before you do.

261
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,280
- How do you know?
- Because you're on my team.

262
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,616
And my team always wins.

263
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,994
At this?

264
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,081
Just go get some. Go.

265
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,335
Okay, honey, now,
I'm gonna try to listen from right here.

266
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,295
- Okay.
- Okay. Oh, wait.

267
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,214
- Good idea.
- Yeah.

268
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,342
- Don't give away the farm.
- Okay.

269
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,765
Phoebe.

270
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,769
- Chandler.
- Come on in.

271
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,355
I was going to.

272
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,694
Um, I brought some wine.
Would you like some?

273
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,153
Sure.

274
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,910
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

275
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,039
So here we are. Nervous?

276
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,708
Me? No. You?

277
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,918
No. I want this to happen.

278
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,213
So do I.

279
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,717
[CHANDLER CHUCKLES]

280
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,271
I'm going to put on some music.

281
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,606
Maybe... Maybe I'll dance for you.

282
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,401
[MELLOW ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]

283
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,128
You look good.

284
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,089
Thanks. Heh.

285
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,594
You know, when you say
things like that, it makes me wanna...

286
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,598
...rip that sweater vest right off.

287
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,393
Well, why don't we move this
into the bedroom?

288
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,772
- Really?
- Oh, do you not want to?

289
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,315
No. No.

290
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,651
I just, you know, first,
I wanna take off all my clothes...

291
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:54,113
...and have you rub lotion on me.

292
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,408
Well, that would be nice.

293
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,704
I'll go get the lotion.

294
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,795
This is totally getting out of hand, okay?
She wants me to put lotion on her.

295
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,714
- She's bluffing.
- Look, she's not backing down.

296
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,591
She went like this...

297
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,721
He's not backing down.
He went to get lotion.

298
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,601
Oh, man, aren't you guys done yet?

299
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:26,104
I want to sit in my chair.

300
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,398
Joey, look at it this way,
the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler...

301
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,068
...the sooner this is all over
and out in the open.

302
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,611
Ooh, I like that.

303
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,699
Oh, okay. Show him your bra.
He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.

304
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,035
PHOEBE:
Joey!

305
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,667
Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.

306
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,419
It's not my first time.

307
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,716
You go back out there
and you seduce her till she cracks.

308
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,385
Okay. Give me a second.

309
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,139
- Did you clean up in here?
- Of course.

310
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,312
Oh, you're, uh... You're going?

311
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,731
Um, not without you, lover.

312
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,990
So this is my bra.

313
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,954
It's very, very nice.

314
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,083
Well, come here.

315
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,295
I'm very happy
we're gonna have all the sex.

316
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,341
You should be. I'm very bendy.

317
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,474
- I'm gonna kiss you now.
- Not if I kiss you first.

318
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,664
Well, I guess there's nothing
left for us to do but kiss.

319
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,209
Here it comes.

320
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,003
Our first kiss.

321
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,473
Okay, okay, okay. You win.

322
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,558
- Ha!
- I can't have sex with you.

323
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,852
- And why not?
- Because I'm in love with Monica.

324
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,437
You're... You're what?

325
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,359
Love her. That's right. I love her.

326
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,153
I love her.

327
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,409
I love you, Monica.

328
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,329
I love you too, Chandler.

329
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,380
I just thought you guys were doing it.
I didn't know you were in love.

330
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,926
Dude.

331
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,930
Hats off to Phoebe.
Quite a competitor.

332
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,142
And may I say your breasts
are still showing?

333
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,602
PHOEBE:
God.

334
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,397
All right. So that's it?

335
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,315
It's over. Everybody knows.

336
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,067
Well, actually, Ross doesn't.

337
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,778
Yes, and we'd appreciate it
if no one told him yet.

338
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,580
A new place for a new Ross.

339
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,874
I'm gonna have you
and all the guys from work over...

340
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,584
...once it's, you know, furnished.

341
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,962
I must say, it's nice to see you
back on your feet.

342
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:42,174
Well, I am that, uh, and the whole
rage thing is definitely behind me.

343
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,553
I wonder if it's time for you
to rejoin our team at the museum.

344
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,179
Oh, Donald, that would be great.

345
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,725
I am totally ready to come back to work.
I...

346
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,186
What? No.

347
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,858
What are you doing?

348
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,571
Get off my sister!

349
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,328
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