1 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:06,547 It seems like all of a sudden, so much is happening. 2 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:09,174 I know. Ross is getting married. 3 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:12,261 Phoebe's making people. 4 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:15,264 - Everybody's doing stuff. - We just sit here. 5 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,975 If I died, the only way people would know I was here... 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,686 ...would be by the ass print on this chair. 7 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:25,024 Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge. 8 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:26,358 [JOEY CLICKS FINGERS] 9 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,027 We could climb Mount Everest. 10 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,739 No, no. Not something stupid. Something huge. 11 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,199 No, no, no. I saw an ad for this video. 12 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:37,077 People climb that thing every day. We could totally do that. 13 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,081 Why not? I mean, it's just climbing. 14 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,833 It's just steep. 15 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,043 Yeah. 16 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:48,255 We're going to Everest. Okay? It'd be nice to leave an ass print on Everest. 17 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:50,466 - Hey. JOEY: Hey. 18 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,718 - What's up? - We're gonna climb Mount Everest. 19 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,553 - Yeah, baby. - Really? 20 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,513 I looked into that. 21 00:00:56,765 --> 00:01:02,186 Yeah, but, I mean, it costs like $60,000, and, you know, you could die. And... 22 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,188 And you would die. 23 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,191 Oh, well. 24 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,735 We could get that Everest video. 25 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,530 Yeah, we could do that without, you know, risking our lives at all. 26 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,409 While we're down at the video store, we could rent Die Hard. 27 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,538 Oh. You know what? I just remembered. 28 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,666 That Everest thing is only available through mail order. 29 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:25,918 Oh, well. 30 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,420 So you guys will stay here and hang out with me? 31 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,547 JOEY: Yeah. Yeah. CHANDLER: Yeah. 32 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,675 But I'll tell you, one of these days... 33 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:37,096 ...we're gonna get off our butts and rent Die Hard again. 34 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,889 Yeah, we are. 35 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,817 So, what did we decide? Does your uncle Nathan get an invite or not? 36 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,027 Oh, God. Nobody likes him. 37 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:38,323 And he's so cheap. He'd never fly to London in a million years. 38 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,700 Yeah, invite him. 39 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,537 Hey, did I do these neat enough? 40 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,707 - Yeah, they're fine. - Yeah? 41 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,543 If anyone asks, we'll say that Ben addressed them. 42 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,088 Oh. So you invited Rachel then? 43 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:54,840 Sure, why not? 44 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,717 - Really? - Yeah. 45 00:02:56,885 --> 00:03:01,555 Well, I don't think I'd be comfortable having any of my old lovers there. 46 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,808 Wait, wait, wait. Do you think we shouldn't invite her? 47 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,811 Oh, no, no, Ross, you know I absolutely adore Rachel. 48 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,857 It's just that, well, I thought it might be a bit awkward for you. 49 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,526 But it's absolutely your decision. 50 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,445 - More tea? - Yeah, sure. 51 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,073 - Earl Grey? - Huh? 52 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,159 Fine, yeah, invite whoever you want. 53 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:32,336 I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again. 54 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,635 And I just want a million dollars. 55 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,179 Rachel? 56 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,390 - Oh, God, Monica. Hi. Thank God. MONICA: Hi. 57 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,896 Okay. Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 58 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,857 This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe... 59 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,150 ...and Joey. 60 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,194 - Do you remember my brother, Ross? - Sure. 61 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,488 - Hey. Oh, God. RACHEL: Hi. 62 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,075 You know, back in high school... 63 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,703 ...I had a, um, major crush on you. 64 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,499 - I knew. - You did? Oh, okay. 65 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,544 I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky brother. 66 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,381 - I did. - Oh. 67 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,759 Listen, do you think...? 68 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:24,554 And try not to let my intense vulnerability become a factor here. 69 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,518 Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime maybe? 70 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,561 Yeah. 71 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,772 Maybe. 72 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,108 Okay. 73 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,235 Okay, maybe I will. 74 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,531 See, I see, uh... 75 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,992 ...big passion in your future. 76 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,994 - Really? - I do. 77 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:50,914 Oh, Ross, you're so great. Aw... 78 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,171 [GRUNTS] 79 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,467 It's never gonna happen. 80 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,179 Okay, I have a question. 81 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,767 Well, uh, actually, it's not so much a question... 82 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,478 ...as more of a general wondering... 83 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,106 ...ment. 84 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,899 - Okay. - Okay. 85 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,151 [ROSS LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 86 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,905 Um, well, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um... 87 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,491 - Oh... - Yes. Yes. That's... 88 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,036 - Look at that little kitty. - That's right. 89 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:30,954 - What? - That little kitty. 90 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,414 [CAT SCREECHES AND ROSS YELLS] 91 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,459 ALL [SINGING]: Top of the world looking 92 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,252 Down on creation 93 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:42,924 And the only explanation I can find 94 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:48,055 Listen, missy, if you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it. 95 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,143 Yes. 96 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,228 - Did you see that? - You were incredible. 97 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,023 A brand-new woman, ladies and gentlemen. 98 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:00,650 Thank you. I could not have done this without you. 99 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,242 Okay, um... Uh... 100 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,036 More clothes in the dryer? 101 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,205 - Oh. - Oh! 102 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:14,664 I'm fine. I'm fine. 103 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,542 You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me. 104 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,878 - What? - I was doing great with Julie... 105 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,463 ...before I found out about you. 106 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,757 I was doing great before I found out about you. 107 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,176 You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? 108 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,221 Well, the point is I don't need this right now. 109 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,139 Okay? It's too late. 110 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:34,309 I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed. 111 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,978 All right, fine. Go ahead and do that, all right, Ross? 112 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,522 I don't need your stupid ship. 113 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,524 ROSS: Good. RACHEL: Good. 114 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,778 Oh! 115 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,029 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 116 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,824 [SOBBING] 117 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,005 Oh. 118 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:32,284 Do you realize this is the first time I'm doing something I care about? 119 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,537 This is the first time I'm doing something I'm actually good at. 120 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,164 If you don't get that... 121 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,958 I get that. I get that bigtime. And I'm happy for you... 122 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,502 ...but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine. 123 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,297 - I don't know what to do anymore. - Well, neither do I. 124 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,965 Is this about Mark? 125 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,842 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 126 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,719 - Oh, my God. - Okay, it's not. 127 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,262 Oh, my God. 128 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,724 I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross. 129 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,643 No. You're making this too hard. 130 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,979 I'm making this too hard? What do you want me to do? 131 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:05,108 I don't know. I don't know. Look, maybe we should just take a break. 132 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,278 You're right. Let's take a break. Let's cool off, okay? 133 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:11,156 Let's get some frozen yogurt or something. 134 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,908 RACHEL: No. 135 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,660 A break from us. 136 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,252 - Do I know why we're rushing? - You know the girlfriend I told you about? 137 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,380 It turns out that she, uh, wants to get back together with me. 138 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,632 Oh, I found it! 139 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,967 - That's so great for you guys. - Yeah. 140 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:35,388 - Good luck with your girlfriend. - Oh, thank you... Ah, hey. 141 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,098 [ROSS LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] 142 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,811 Rachel! 143 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,980 RACHEL: Hi. Oh... 144 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,192 - You got my message? - You are right on time. 145 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:49,861 So, what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again? 146 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,613 Yes, you can very much. 147 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,032 Ah! 148 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,327 - I want you to leave. Get out. - No. No. 149 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,371 I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this. 150 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,873 All right. How was she? 151 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,291 Oh-oh. 152 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,005 - What? - Was she good? 153 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,257 Don't answer that. 154 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:16,012 You said you wanted to talk about it. Let's talk about it. How was she? 155 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,265 She was... 156 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,183 - Awful. - She was not good, not good. 157 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,143 Nothing compared to you. 158 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,020 She was different. 159 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,605 - Ooh! - Oh-oh. 160 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,733 Good different? 161 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,070 Nobody likes change. 162 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,364 Oh! Just stop. 163 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,699 [BOTH MUTTERING] 164 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,951 The way you owned up to everything... 165 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:42,539 ...it just showed me how much you've grown, you know? 166 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,334 I mean, my mom never thought this would work out. 167 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,544 [CHUCKLES] 168 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:51,256 She was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." 169 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:53,508 ROSS: Mm-hm. 170 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,051 Oh... 171 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,680 I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. 172 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:03,685 But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective... 173 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,524 We were on a break! 174 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,870 You seem to really like her. 175 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:25,832 Yeah, but what am I gonna do? We agreed it was gonna be a two-week thing. 176 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,792 You know? No commitment. 177 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:33,131 Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends... 178 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,800 ...asking to hear stories about you... 179 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,678 ...looking through Monica's photo albums. 180 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,973 I mean, you don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks. 181 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,267 You think? Heh. 182 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:48,563 You've got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport. 183 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,107 And you're sitting here in a hallway... 184 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,653 ...with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip. 185 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,283 - Yeah, you're right. - Yeah. 186 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,047 Oh, this is so amazing. 187 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,966 I can't believe my brother's getting married, and in London. 188 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,219 It's so romantic. 189 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:22,555 Hey, pretty smart. 190 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,848 Tissue paper. 191 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,518 You're at the wedding. You have to cry. 192 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,145 Handkerchief? No, I got my invitation. 193 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,108 Oh, look, isn't this adorable? 194 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,111 Ross let Ben address mine. 195 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,987 - Hello. JOEY: Hey. 196 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,197 MONICA: Hey. PHOEBE: Hey. 197 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,950 Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross' wedding? 198 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,077 No. 199 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:48,206 Don't worry, man, I get to bring a guest. We'll show him. 200 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,375 I'm so jealous you're all going. 201 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,753 I can't believe I never knew you can't fly in your third trimester. 202 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,213 CHANDLER: I never knew that. MONICA: I didn't, either. 203 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,965 I knew that. 204 00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:00,218 So didn't know that. But you should see your faces. 205 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,095 [JOEY LAUGHING] 206 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,055 - Hi, guys. What's up? CHANDLER: Hey. 207 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,932 We're hanging out. 208 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,274 What's this? Is this Ross' wedding invitation? 209 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,027 Maybe that's the one we should have actually hidden. 210 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,865 Oh, no. No, you guys, come on. You don't have to do that. 211 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,908 I'm happy for him. 212 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,828 I am. I really... I'm... I'm ha... 213 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,663 I'll work on it. 214 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:30,665 I'm sorry, honey. 215 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,917 RACHEL: Mm. 216 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,628 Rach, you're going to come though, aren't you? 217 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,423 Oh, honey, I don't know. I... 218 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,260 This isn't one of those "If she doesn't come, we don't come"? 219 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,054 Because I already bought my ticket... 220 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:51,352 You know what would be real weird? If you weren't there. 221 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:56,357 - Just say you'll think about it, okay? - No, I'll think about it. Yeah. 222 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,279 - Who's this from? - That's Ross'. 223 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,530 Oh. 224 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,824 [CLEARS THROAT] 225 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,329 Oh, my God. 226 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,664 He remembered. 227 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,082 Remembered what? 228 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,295 It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store. 229 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:21,049 I saw this pin, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had... 230 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,635 ...when I was a little girl. Oh. 231 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,137 I can't believe he remembered. 232 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,806 This must have cost him a fortune. 233 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,182 I can't believe he did this. 234 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,101 Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... 235 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,396 ...and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? 236 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,690 What did you just say? 237 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,241 [STUTTERING] 238 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,913 Oh, my God. 239 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,291 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. 240 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,547 Oh, my God. 241 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,967 - We were in school together. - We haven't seen each other since then. 242 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,595 Well, I land in China. Guess who's in charge of the dig? 243 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,972 Julie! 244 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,016 Julie! Isn't that great? 245 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:17,188 Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? 246 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,318 Oh, that is so sweet. 247 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,572 No... Heh. 248 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,782 No... Okay. No, you hang up. 249 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,952 No, you... Okay. Okay. 250 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,997 One, two, three. 251 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,500 You didn't hang up either. 252 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,003 - She didn't hang up. - She didn't hang up either. 253 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,883 Okay, no. 254 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,301 No, you hang up. 255 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,012 You. You. Y... 256 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,308 [PHONE BEEPS] 257 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,143 Ross, hi. 258 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,145 It's Rachel. 259 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:01,190 I'm just calling to say that, um, everything's fine. 260 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,651 And I'm really happy for you... 261 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,070 ...and your cat. 262 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,784 So obviously, I am over you. 263 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,121 I am over you. 264 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:20,376 And that, my friend, is what they call closure. 265 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,923 Rach, I got a message from you. 266 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,592 Oh, my God, no. Hang up the phone. Give me the phone. 267 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:32,138 Give me the phone, give me the phone. Give me the phone! 268 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,729 You're over me? 269 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,731 Oh, God. 270 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,150 - What...? You're, uh? - Oh, God. 271 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,443 You're over me? 272 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,323 RACHEL: Oh, my God. - When were you... 273 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,200 ...under me? 274 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,621 Basically, ahem... 275 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,123 ...lately, I've, uh... 276 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,461 Ahem. I've sort of had feelings for you. 277 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,672 Okay, I need to lie down. 278 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,675 He broke up with Julie. 279 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,134 [JOEY CHUCKLES] 280 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,262 Well, go hug her, for God's sakes. 281 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,975 - Really? - Really. 282 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,144 It's always been you, Rach. 283 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,105 Oh, God. 284 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,820 BOTH: Oh... 285 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,949 Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. 286 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,368 Oh, that's okay. 287 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,371 - You're worth the wait. - Oh. 288 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,790 And I don't just mean tonight. 289 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,709 [CHRIS ISAAK'S "WICKED GAME" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 290 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:48,297 I never dreamed That I'd meet somebody like you 291 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,762 I never dreamed That I'd lose somebody like you 292 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,055 [ROSS GRUNTING] 293 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,100 [RACHEL LAUGHS] 294 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:05,398 No, I don't want to fall in love 295 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,985 RACHEL: Oh, God! 296 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,446 Oh. Honey. 297 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,239 Oh, that's okay. 298 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,243 Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box. 299 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,249 Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel... 300 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,501 ...about me and the girl from the copy place. 301 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,420 I'm sorry. 302 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,589 Was I not supposed to? 303 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,097 You're the one who ended it. 304 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,310 Yeah, because I was mad at you. Not because I stopped loving you. 305 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,645 You still love me? 306 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,522 No. 307 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,445 What does this mean? What do you...? I mean, do you want to get back together? 308 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,156 No. Maybe. 309 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,617 - I don't... I don't know. - What? 310 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,826 [SIGHS] 311 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,870 I just... I feel... 312 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:14,383 I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you. We are so over. 313 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,135 [IMITATES CRYING] 314 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,512 Fine by me! 315 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,725 And, hey, just so you know, it's not that common... 316 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:26,604 ...it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! 317 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,440 I knew it! 318 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,038 JUDY [ON TV]: Rachel's coming up. Doesn't she look pretty, Jack? 319 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,833 Oh, my God. 320 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,752 - This is us getting ready for the prom. - Oh! 321 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,004 You know what? We don't have to watch this. 322 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,714 CHANDLER: Yeah, we do. MONICA: Come on. 323 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:54,924 Fun. 324 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,300 JUDY [ON TV]: Get a shot of Monica. 325 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,177 JACK [ON TV]: Wait, how do you zoom out? 326 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,513 There she is. 327 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,809 Shut up. The camera adds 10 pounds. 328 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,687 Huh, so how many cameras are actually on you? 329 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,690 MONICA [ON TV]: Dad, turn it off. 330 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,191 JACK: It is off. RACHEL: Yeah. 331 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,943 JACK: Right, Ross? 332 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,406 [ROSS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 333 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,783 Looking good, Mr. Kotter. 334 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,123 I can't go to my own prom without a date. I can't. It's too late. 335 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,626 If you're not going, then I don't wanna go either. 336 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,837 I have a wonderful idea. 337 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,298 You should take Rachel to the prom. 338 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,258 We've seen enough. Let's turn it off. 339 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,553 PHOEBE: I want to see. - Fine, I'm not going to watch, all right? 340 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,846 JACK [ON TV]: Come on, kid. Let's go. 341 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,765 JUDY: Are you handsome. 342 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,601 JACK: Let's show them. 343 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,316 - Okay, Dad. - Rachel, ready or not. 344 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,651 Here comes your knight in shining... 345 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,944 Oh, no. 346 00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:01,908 MONICA: Bye. Don't wait up. RACHEL: Okay, Chip, let's go. 347 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,827 JUDY: Oh, dear. 348 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,662 Jack, how do I turn this off? 349 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,042 I can't believe you did that. 350 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,586 Yeah, well... 351 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,439 See? He's her lobster. 352 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,159 No. 353 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,162 - You're really not going? - Yeah. 354 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,748 It's just going to be too hard. 355 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,376 You know, I mean... 356 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,419 ...it's Ross. 357 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,714 How can I watch him get married? 358 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,302 You know? It's just for the best, you know? It is. 359 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,305 Plus somebody's got to stay here with Phoebe. 360 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,308 She's going to be pretty big by then... 361 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,520 ...and she'll need someone to help her tie her shoes. 362 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,940 Drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labor. 363 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,484 You don't have a car. 364 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,153 - And your license expired. - I know. 365 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,616 Yeah. See, there's so much to do, and I have so little time to do it in. 366 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,457 Check this out. 367 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,128 It says there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums. 368 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,214 "It's almost as good as being there." 369 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,135 It's better. You can't go to a museum in your underwear. 370 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,555 Well, you could, but probably just the one time. 371 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,809 I bet we could get videos of all the sights... 372 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,604 ...get a VCR in our hotel room, we'd never even have to go outside. 373 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,190 If we do that, we've got to rent Die Hard. 374 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,070 Oh-ho, I bet the British version is good. 375 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,287 [English - US - SDH]