1 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:13,929 [SINGING] 'Cause every time I see your face 2 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:18,100 I can't help but fall from grace 3 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,852 Wow. This girl's good. 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,856 Oh, yeah, a song with rhyming words. Ooh, I never thought of that before. 5 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,234 I like her. 6 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,278 Why? Because she can sing and play guitar... 7 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,655 ...and do both at the same time? 8 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,492 Well, that's pretty much all I'm looking for from these people. 9 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,412 Look at you, all jealous. 10 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,665 Yeah, Pheebs, come on. You two have completely different styles. 11 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:47,880 You know, she's more... you know? And you're more: 12 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:52,801 Say you'll stay beside me 13 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:01,018 Okay. See? See? Everybody else is happy she's done. 14 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:05,647 Okay, my next song's called: 15 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,692 "Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Really Loved When We Were... 16 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:12,321 ...Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way." 17 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,327 Oh, no. One of those look-for-the-hidden-meaning songs. 18 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,754 Hey, Phoebe. 19 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,005 Hey, Leslie. 20 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,715 How'd you know I'd be here? 21 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,552 I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish... 22 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,720 ...and he said you played here a lot, so... 23 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,806 All right. I have to go to the bathroom. 24 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,058 But if the place with the big fish comes up again... 25 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:27,104 ...I'd like to know whether that's several big fish or just one big fish. 26 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,440 So Phoebe tells us you write jingles. 27 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,360 Actually, I said she abandoned me to write jingles. 28 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,072 Uh, anything we might've heard of? 29 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,283 Uh, yeah, um... 30 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,660 [SINGING] Home is never far away 31 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:45,497 ALL: Home is Homestar Stew 32 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:50,294 Yeah, but I don't do that anymore. I got kind of sick of it. 33 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:54,923 And then I couldn't come up with anything good, so they fired me. 34 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,633 Hmm, bummer. 35 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,970 Well, you know, I was just... 36 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:04,641 Um, I was just thinking and just hoping that... 37 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:07,311 ...maybe you'd want to get back together? 38 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,313 No, but thanks. 39 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,899 Oh, come on, Phoebe. Would you just think about it? 40 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,610 Okay. 41 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:16,111 No, but thanks. 42 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,280 [SIGHS] 43 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:22,075 Okay, uh... 44 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,994 See you, Pheebs. 45 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,124 Wow. That was kind of brutal. 46 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,877 Well, okay. Let this be a lesson to all of you. 47 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:35,631 All right? Once you betray me, I become like the Ice Woman. 48 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:40,969 You know, I'm just very cold, hard, unyielding. 49 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:44,556 You know, nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. 50 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,016 Can I have a tissue, please? 51 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,309 Oh, yes. 52 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,733 Is someone in there? 53 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,653 No. This is just part of a daredevil game... 54 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:01,657 ...that I play called "Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die." 55 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:05,160 Jeez, man. Did you fall...? Hi. 56 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,872 So, uh, did you? Did you fall high? 57 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,251 Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn't wait. 58 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,170 - I left the lid up for you, though. - Ha, ha. 59 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,091 You know what, uh, Gunther? Go, uh... Go ahead. 60 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,426 I'm talking to, uh... 61 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,846 This is the part where you say your name. 62 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:28,475 - Ginger. - Ginger. I'm talking to Ginger, so... 63 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,357 - Don't you have to use the bathroom? - No. 64 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,360 No, I just, uh... I'd rather, uh, talk to you. 65 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,988 Yes, I do. 66 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,074 Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. 67 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,535 GUNTHER: Someone in here. 68 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,163 - Where's Chandler? - He can't make it. 69 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:53,250 He said he had to go back to his, uh, job to do, uh... 70 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,876 Uh-oh. 71 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,087 Joey? 72 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,215 Joey Tribbiani? 73 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,140 Joey, I can see you, okay? 74 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,726 You're hiding behind the coats. 75 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,153 [GROANS] 76 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,447 Close one. Heh. 77 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,829 - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. 78 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,956 Hello. 79 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,374 Hey, Ross. 80 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,959 Uh-huh. 81 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,463 - I've got some bad news. - What? 82 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,965 I can get a quick bite, but I have to come back here. 83 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:45,427 Come on, sweetie. You've worked late every night for the past two weeks. 84 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,305 - What is it this time? - It's kind of my fault. I quit today. 85 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,390 But work comes first. 86 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:54,061 Oh, hey. But that's sad about you, though. What happened? 87 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:57,689 What happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did you? 88 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,735 No, he's leaving for a better job. 89 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:05,072 Oh, well, that's great. So I guess this is, uh, goodbye then. 90 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:06,740 Goodbye. Ha, ha. 91 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,702 - Okay, then. - Okay. 92 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,996 Well, we're gonna miss you around here. 93 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,207 Yeah, me too. 94 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:20,629 - So see you on Saturday. - Yeah, you bet. 95 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,301 [PAGER BEEPING THEN MONICA SHOUTS] 96 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,846 Ugh. 97 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,359 Now, you know those are a delicacy in India. 98 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:47,531 Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. 99 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:51,785 It's like the 20th time today. Yeah, good luck, Leslie. 100 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,621 Wow. She must've hurt you pretty bad, huh? 101 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,874 Well, yeah. You know, we were best friends... 102 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:01,711 ...ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together. 103 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,507 You two must've been so cute running around on a barge. 104 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,843 You never run on a barge. 105 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,097 - Hey. MONICA & PHOEBE: Hey. 106 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,682 Is, uh...? Is Chandler around? 107 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,560 No, um, he met some girl at the coffeehouse. 108 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,311 JOEY: Ooh. - Yeah. Ginger something. 109 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,021 No. 110 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,901 No, no. Uh, are you sure it wasn't something that sounded liked Ginger? 111 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:26,653 Like, uh, "Gingeer"? 112 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:29,698 No, it was Ginger. 113 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,033 I remember because when he told me, I said: 114 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,411 [SINGING] The movie star 115 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,455 Oh, man. 116 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,707 That's the girl I was hiding from. 117 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,543 When she finds out he's my roommate, she'll tell him what I did. 118 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:45,755 - What did you do? - Oh. Oh, no, no. I can't... 119 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:49,092 I can't tell you that. It's like the most awful, horrible thing... 120 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,220 ...I've ever done in my whole life. - You know what? Don't tell us. 121 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:55,015 We'll wait till Chandler gets home because it'll be more fun. 122 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,516 JOEY: All right. 123 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:57,934 [GROANS] 124 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,562 Okay, it was, like, four years ago. 125 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,773 Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times. Then one weekend... 126 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,442 ...we went to her dad's cabin... 127 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:09,696 ...just me, her and her annoying little dog, Pepper. Heh. 128 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,824 Well, that night I cooked this really romantic dinner... 129 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,243 You gave her food poisoning. 130 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:16,870 I wish. No. 131 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:21,625 After dinner, me, her and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. 132 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:25,587 Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out... 133 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:29,090 ...so I picked up a log and threw it on. 134 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,928 Or at least what I thought was a log. 135 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:35,722 Oh, my God. You threw Pepper on the fire. 136 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,308 I wish. 137 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:43,605 See, I guess another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger... 138 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,650 ...is that she kind of has a, uh... 139 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,068 ...artificial leg. 140 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,825 Oh, my God. 141 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,829 Joey. What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire? 142 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:02,624 I ran. 143 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,261 Well, that's the best kiss I've had... 144 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,137 ...with anybody I met in a men's room. 145 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,556 [CHUCKLES] 146 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,974 Actually, me too. 147 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,644 Oh. Foot in a puddle. Foot all in the puddle. 148 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,146 Oh, damn. I hate that. 149 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,148 We're gonna have to get you out of those shoes. 150 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,525 Oh, don't worry about it. 151 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:32,112 - No, really. You're gonna freeze. - No, I'm not. 152 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,367 Huh. You're not? What do you got, a bionic foot? 153 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,579 Someday. Maybe. 154 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,337 [LAUGHS] 155 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,674 Funny book? 156 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:58,138 Hmm? Oh, no, no. I'm just thinking about something funny I heard today. 157 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:02,225 Um, Mark saying, "I'll see you Saturday." 158 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,729 Yeah, at the lecture. 159 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,315 I told you that last week. You said you didn't mind. 160 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:12,777 Oh, no, no, no. It's not the lecture, uh, I mind. Um... 161 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:16,281 Oh, please tell me it's not because I'm going with Mark. 162 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,618 - Well... - Oh, my God. Ross. 163 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,996 Well, I'm sorry, but... Look, if you're not working with him anymore... 164 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,123 ...why do you still have to do stuff with him? 165 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,083 Because he's my friend. 166 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:31,463 Okay. But do you really need another friend? I mean... 167 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:37,010 Okay. Well, if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark? 168 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:40,221 Is that funny? Am I suppose to be laughing? 169 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:44,059 I don't know. You thought "See you Saturday" was funny. 170 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,561 Look, honey, Mark is in fashion, okay? 171 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,397 I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. 172 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,483 You guys would never go to a lecture with me. 173 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,109 [SHOUTS] 174 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,571 I would love to go with you. 175 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:57,864 - Really? - Yeah. 176 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:01,660 Hey, I have clothes. I even pick them out. 177 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:05,121 I mean, for all you know, I could be a fashion... 178 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,956 ...monger. 179 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:15,256 Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. 180 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:16,925 What? 181 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,969 What should I wear? Now I'm all nervous. 182 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,724 [DOOR CLOSES] 183 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,149 You know, they say, "A watched pot never beeps." 184 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:38,446 It's, you know, ahem... It's been a couple hours... 185 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,782 ...and she hasn't called. 186 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,535 Not that I even care. I don't. 187 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,538 Phoebe, why don't you just call her? 188 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,790 You obviously want to. 189 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,959 You think you know me so well. 190 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,962 - Well, don't you wanna? - Yeah. 191 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:58,842 - Okay, so I do know you. - That's what I said. 192 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,596 - Well, so? - I can't. 193 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,057 I can't. She dumped me. 194 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,768 I mean, I totally trusted her, and then one day it was like: 195 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,020 "Okay, bye, Pheebs." Gone. 196 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:16,359 You know what the saddest part is? When we were playing together... 197 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:20,864 ...that was like the most fun I've ever had in, like, all my lives. 198 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:27,871 [SINGING] My favorite shoes So good to me, I wear them every day 199 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:33,001 Down at the heel, holes in the toes Don't care what people say 200 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,004 My feet's best friend Pals to the end 201 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,840 With them, I'm one hot chickie 202 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:42,552 Though late one night Not much light 203 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,306 I stepped in something icky 204 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,936 BOTH: Sticky shoes, sticky shoes 205 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,647 Always make me smile 206 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:59,861 Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I'll 207 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,823 Avoid the 208 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,700 Pile 209 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,076 [CROWD CHEERING] 210 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:18,713 MAN: We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors. 211 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,217 For instance, a sheer navy blouse over a pink... 212 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,969 I'm really glad we came. 213 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,767 You're so pretty. 214 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,897 I love you. 215 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,195 [SINGING] Smelly cat, smelly cat 216 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,406 What are they feeding you? 217 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,535 Smelly cat, smelly cat 218 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:52,914 It's not your fault 219 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:54,999 Wow, that's great. 220 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,169 - Oh, yeah? - You know, you could totally sell this. 221 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:02,257 It'd be perfect for, like, um, a kitty-litter campaign. 222 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,343 A jingle? No, no, no. 223 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,178 Why not? You make a ton of money. 224 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,849 Okay, if I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now, you know? 225 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,978 You gotta get out of that jingle-head, sweetie. 226 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,773 Ugh. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 227 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,066 - That's okay. - Okay. 228 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,194 All right, I'm gonna play a song now that's really, really sad. 229 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,406 LESLIE: Okay. - Okay, it's called "Magician Box Mix-Up." 230 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,622 MAN: Oversized bracelets, oversized earrings... 231 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:38,626 ...oversizing of accessories in general is very popular now. 232 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,169 [SNORTS THEN YELPS] 233 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,340 [LAUGHING] 234 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,514 - Hi. - Hey. 235 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,558 Oh, can I borrow this? My milk's gone bad. 236 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,059 Oh, I hate that. 237 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,313 I once had a thing of half-and-half. Stole my car. 238 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,234 So how was your date with Ginger? 239 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,739 Great. Ahem. It was great. She's, uh... 240 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,867 She's great. Great looking, great personality. She's greatness. 241 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,038 Sounds like she's got the, uh... 242 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,332 ...whole package. 243 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,377 - Joey told you about the leg, huh? - Uh-huh. 244 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:26,174 Oh, God. It freaked me out. Okay? I know it shouldn't have, but it did. 245 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,177 I like her. I don't wanna stop seeing her, but every so often, it's like: 246 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,846 "Hey, you know what? Where's your leg?" 247 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,019 I mean, I'm the smallest person in the world, aren't I? 248 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,188 I'm the smallest person in the world. 249 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,689 Morning. 250 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,692 Actually, he's the smallest person in the world. 251 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,365 [CHUCKLES] 252 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,867 Heard about the leg-burning, huh? 253 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,996 It came up. 254 00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,833 Ahem, listen, I, uh... I know it's a long shot, but... 255 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,420 ...by any chance, did she find that funny? 256 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,802 So I nodded off a little. 257 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,055 "Nodded off"? Ross, you were snoring. 258 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:18,434 My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks. 259 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,145 Come on. Forty-five minutes. 260 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:25,483 Forty-five minutes, the man talked about strappy-backed dresses. 261 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:31,406 Well, okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium... 262 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,908 ...listening to Professor Pitstains and his: 263 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,662 "Hey, everybody. Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? 264 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,873 Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had." 265 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:48,631 First of all, it's Professor Pitain. 266 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,426 And second of all, that little bone proved that... 267 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,971 ...that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly. 268 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,265 Okay, you know what I just heard? 269 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:01,394 Blah, blah, blah. 270 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:06,607 You know what? A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. 271 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:11,112 I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. 272 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,281 Oh, that is so... 273 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,742 No, no, no. A bunch of out-of-control jackets... 274 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,243 ...take over an island. 275 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,786 [SCREECHES] 276 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,295 You know, if what I do is so lame... 277 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,715 ...then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? 278 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,051 Huh? Was it so I just wouldn't go with Mark? 279 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,385 No. 280 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,389 I... I wanted to be with you. 281 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,517 I don't know. I feel like lately... 282 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,436 I feel like you're slipping away from me... 283 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,230 ...with this new job and all these new people. 284 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,067 And you've got this whole other life going on. 285 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,402 I know it's dumb... 286 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,573 ...but I just hate that I'm not a part of it. 287 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,871 It's not dumb. 288 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,417 But maybe it's okay that you're not a part of it. 289 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,752 You know what I mean? 290 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:15,343 I mean, it's like I like that you're not involved in that part of my life. 291 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,970 That's a little clearer. 292 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,641 Honey, see, it doesn't mean that I don't love you... 293 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,769 ...because I do. I love you. I love you so much. 294 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,647 But my work, it's for me, you know? 295 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,066 I'm out there on my own, and I'm doing it. 296 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:34,362 And it's scary, but I love it because it's mine. 297 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,573 But I mean, is that okay? 298 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,867 Sure. Ha, ha. 299 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,129 You're thinking about my leg, aren't you? 300 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,131 No, no. 301 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,050 Actually, I forgot. What is the deal with that again? 302 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,137 Look, it's okay if it bothers you. 303 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,140 I mean, the only thing I need to know is how much it bothers you... 304 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,642 ...because I don't like wasting my time. 305 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,936 Am I wasting my time? 306 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,274 - No. No, I don't think so. - Okay. 307 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,819 It's just like anything else. You just have to get used to it. 308 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,332 What's that? 309 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,711 That's my nubbin. 310 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,758 What's a nubbin? 311 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,260 [CLEARS THROAT] 312 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:43,097 It's kind of a, uh... A third-nipple kind of thing. 313 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,184 Do you have three nipples? 314 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,936 Well, you know, two regulars, ahem... 315 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,440 ...and, uh, one that barely qualifies. 316 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,774 [CHUCKLES] 317 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,112 - Uh, what? - Nothing. I... 318 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,448 I just remembered. I have to leave. 319 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:04,035 You, uh...? You have to leave? Now? How come? 320 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,995 Well, it's nubbin. Nothing. 321 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:11,375 Um, you know what? I'll see you later. Okay. 322 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,127 Uh... 323 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,963 Ew. 324 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,636 Oh. I thought you weren't coming. 325 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,305 - Where were you? - Come here. Come here. 326 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,058 Okay. Don't get mad, okay? 327 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,894 Okay, don't give me a reason to get mad, okay? 328 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,565 I played "Smelly Cat" for the people at my old ad agency. They went nuts. 329 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,361 No, look. I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it... 330 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,697 ...and you just big fat did it anyway. 331 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,660 God. You know what? I think, five years ago... 332 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,496 ...I probably would have done anything to play with you. 333 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,458 But I can do it by myself, right? And if I can't trust you, then just forget it. 334 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,460 No. No. I don't wanna forget it. 335 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,337 Okay, you know what? You have to choose. 336 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,007 All right? If the most important thing on the planet to you... 337 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:05,179 ...is this cat-poopy thing, then, okay, you can have "Smelly Cat." 338 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,390 But we won't be partners. 339 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,392 So what's it gonna be? 340 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:13,145 SINGERS [ON TV]: Smelly cat, smelly cat ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Odor in the litter box? 341 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:16,565 Don't change your kitty. Change your kitty litter. 342 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,485 SINGERS: It's not your fault 343 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,532 - Sorry, Pheebs. - Yeah. 344 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,200 You okay? 345 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,786 Yeah. I actually am. Yeah. 346 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,665 Because, you know, life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff. 347 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,960 You know, you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. 348 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,254 You wanna hear a new song? 349 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,714 - Yeah. - Oh, we'd love to. 350 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,090 Okay. 351 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,343 [SINGING] Jingle bitch screwed me over 352 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,139 Go to hell, jingle whore 353 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,351 Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell 354 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,062 That's all I have so far. 355 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,152 Well, hello. 356 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,196 JOEY: Where have you been? - The doctor. 357 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,698 - Is everything okay? - Oh, yes. 358 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:08,451 Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. 359 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,873 Yep. Two nipples, no waiting. 360 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,709 Well. Just like Rachel in high school. 361 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,169 [BOTH LAUGHING] 362 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,837 RACHEL: What? 363 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,799 Come on. Come on, I was kidding. It was such an obvious joke. 364 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,885 That was an obvious joke. 365 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,054 And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it? 366 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,599 The source of all my powers. 367 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,603 Oh, dear God, what have I done? 368 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,612 [English - US - SDH]