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Here you go, Pheebs.

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Who wants one of my
special home-baked brownies?

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I'll have one.

4
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Agh! Ugh.

5
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- That's okay.
- I'm not having one.

6
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No, no. It's just my tooth.

7
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- All right.
- I'll have one.

8
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So you need a dentist?
I've got a good one.

9
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Thanks. I have a good one too.
I just can't see him.

10
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See, that is the problem
with invisible dentists.

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Why can't you go to him?

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Because every time I go
to the dentist, somebody dies.

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That's so weird.
Every time I go to the dentist...

14
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...I look down the hygienist's blouse.

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Phoebe, what, um?

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What?

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First, it was my Aunt Mary.

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And then there was, um,
John, my mailman.

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And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob.

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Ahem. And all these people actually died?

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Yes. While I was in the chair.

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That's why I take care of my teeth.
It's not about oral hygiene.

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I floss to save lives.

24
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Come on, you didn't kill anybody.

25
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These people just happened to die
when you went to the dentist.

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It's just a coincidence.

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Tell that to them.
Oh, you can't! They're dead!

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Thanks, Gunther.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

30
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Um, can I get a napkin too?

31
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Oh, like you don't already
have everything.

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Ow!

33
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You're in pain. Would you just
go to the dentist? Just go.

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Fine. But if you're my next victim...

35
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...don't come back as a poltergeist
who sucks me into the TV set.

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I promise.

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Although, don't feel like you can't visit.

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Hey, is Chandler here?

39
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No. No, he's not.

40
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You guys, Joey just saw
Janice kissing her ex-husband.

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- Huh? Oh!
ROSS: What?

42
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What are you gonna do?
How are you gonna tell Chandler?

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I was thinking about that.
I think the best way would be...

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...to not.

45
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Joey, if you know about this,
you have to tell him.

46
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It'll kill him. It'll just kill him.

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Wait till I go to the dentist.
Maybe I'll kill him.

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JOEY:
Ew!

49
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Ugly Naked Guy's using a hammock.
It's like a Play-Doh fat factory.

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I'm going to the dentist. So listen...

51
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...just be on the lookout for anything
that you could fall into...

52
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...or that can fall on you...

53
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...or...

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All right, just look out!

55
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Okay? And, um, I also just want to...

56
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I just want to tell you all that, um...

57
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I have a problem. I have to go
into work for a few hours.

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Some kids messed up
the Homo sapien display.

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What did they do?

60
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They painted over the word
"sapien," for one thing.

61
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Then they rearranged the figures.
Let's just leave it at that.

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Do you want me to watch Ben for you?

63
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Yes, that's what I was gonna ask.
Thank you.

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Woah, wait, hello! Heh, what about me?

65
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You. You want to watch Ben?

66
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That would be great!
I just asked Monica...

67
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...because I know how empty her life is.

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- Hey, Ross? I got a science question.
- Yeah. Mm-hm.

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If the Homo sapiens were, in fact,
"homo" sapiens...

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...is that why they're extinct?

71
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Joey, Homo sapiens are people.

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Hey, I'm not judging.

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Look, Benny! Spoon!

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Spoon!

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Come on. All right, you know what?
I think he's bored.

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Here. You wanna play
the airplane game?

78
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You wanna show Rachel? Come here.

79
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You wanna do something fun? Okay.

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Whee!

81
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[RACHEL & MONICA LAUGHING]

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Whee! Ha, ha, oh!

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[THUD THEN BEN CRIES]

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You're so brave.
You're so brave! Yes, you are.

85
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- You're so brave.
- You're okay.

86
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He's fine. Let's just put him down.

87
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Come here, babe.
Yes, you're such a good boy.

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How could you do that to him?
Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?

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Nothing, because we're not telling him.

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- We're not?
- No.

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- All right, I like that.
- Okay.

92
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So we're okay. We're okay, aren't we?

93
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No, we're not okay. There's a bump.

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- There's a bump.
- What bump?

95
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Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in!

96
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I can not push it in!

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- Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.
- Okay.

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- That's it.
- Okay.

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- I got it!
- Okay.

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- The second Ross walks in...
- Yeah.

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...take him to your bedroom and do
whatever you do that makes him go:

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[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]

103
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Or...

104
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...we could put a hat on his head.

105
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A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where
are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

106
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Oh, oh, oh! I'll get Rainy Day Bear!

107
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Because he'll know what to do?

108
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Oh, my God. You're a genius!

109
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Oh, God. It's kind of sewn on.

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- Give it. Give it.
- Okay.

111
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- Oh!
- Oh.

112
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Agh, it's just like a bloodbath
in here today!

113
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Hey, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.

114
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Do you think these pearls are nice?

115
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I'd prefer a mountain bike.

116
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Janice's birthday's coming.
I wanna get her something special.

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- Come in here with me.
- Woah, woah, whoa, wait. Woah.

118
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You wanna get her something special?
Get her flowers.

119
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Get her candy. Get her gum.
Girls love gum.

120
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That's a good idea. "Dear Janice:
Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday."

121
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I'd like to get her something serious.

122
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Oh, you want something serious.

123
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You know what you should do?
You should get her one of those, um...

124
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...barium enemas.

125
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Those are dead serious.

126
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Look, I'm gonna go in here.
And you don't buy me anything, ever!

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You can't! You can't.
You can't buy her pearls.

128
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You just can't, you can't, you can't!

129
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Why not?

130
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Oh, God. Uh, okay.

131
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Here's the thing. Ahem.

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This is the thing. Okay, the thing is...

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- What is the thing?
- Okay.

134
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I went down to the
Mattress King's showroom...

135
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...and I saw Janice kissing
her ex-husband.

136
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What?

137
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They were in his office.

138
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Well, she... She wouldn't do that.
She's with me.

139
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I'm telling you, I saw it.

140
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Well, you're wrong. Okay? You're wrong.

141
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I'm not wrong.

142
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I wish I was.

143
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I'm sorry.

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Bet that barium enema
doesn't sound so bad now, huh?

145
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It makes more sense as an ensemble.
And it takes the focus off the hat.

146
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Oh! You're alive! You're alive!

147
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See? I promised you
no one would die, didn't I?

148
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We'll see about that. Can I use your
phone to call everyone I know?

149
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Sure. We have no money. Go ahead.

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Hey, you're not dead! Okay, see you.

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BEN:
Monica.

152
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Oh, my God! He just said my name!

153
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- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.

154
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Monica bang!

155
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Ahem. Okay, I heard that.

156
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,294
- Did he just say, "Monica bang"?
- Mm-hm.

157
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Oh, my God! He's gonna rat me out!

158
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- Monica bang!
- Oh, ho, ho.

159
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Sweetie, you need to stop
saying that now.

160
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It's no big deal.
It's not even worth mentioning.

161
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You see? We all do it all the time.

162
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See? Watch this.

163
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Ben, Ben, Ben. Ow.

164
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Monica bang!
Everybody bang!

165
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Ben bang!

166
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Rachel bang!

167
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Bang, Rachel! Bang!

168
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- Oh, isn't it fun?
- Look at that! Look at that!

169
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We all do it!

170
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- Okay, I'm stopping now.
- Are you okay?

171
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Oh, yeah. You know, if it's not
a headboard, it's just not worth it.

172
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How's my Bing-a-ling?

173
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Uh...

174
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,018
I don't know.

175
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,228
You tell me.

176
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:09,357
Anything you, uh, want to tell me?

177
00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,276
Because if you, uh... You should...

178
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You would tell me.

179
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,033
Why are your eyes so wide?

180
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,493
You tell me.

181
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Maybe it's because I was just
fooling around with my ex.

182
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:26,124
Oh, no. No, no, no. That was you!

183
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,667
Oh, my God!

184
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,669
- All right!
- How did you know?

185
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,005
Joey told me. He saw you two kissing.

186
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,715
In the park?

187
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,677
No. In his office.
How many kisses were there?

188
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,597
- Just those two!
- Wh...? Why? Why?

189
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,558
Why was there kissing?
There should be no kissing!

190
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,478
Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I'm so, so...

191
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,687
[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]

192
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,439
I'm so, so sorry. I just...

193
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,650
[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]

194
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,569
What happened was I...
I can't breathe.

195
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:58,490
Can you get me a bag or something?
Aah.

196
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,158
- Here. Here.
- Aah.

197
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,409
There.

198
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,165
- It's the receipt.
- I'll take it.

199
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,460
Look, I've got to know.

200
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,756
Are you finished with me?

201
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,386
Are you finished with him?

202
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,767
Do you still love him?

203
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,146
Do you still love me?

204
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,483
All right, look...

205
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:37,237
...I'm gonna need an actual
answer here, okay?

206
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,322
So which is it?

207
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,033
Him or me?

208
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,786
[PHONE RINGING]

209
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,253
I don't know.

210
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,879
[GASPS]

211
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,925
Okay, if you're alive,
you answer your phone!

212
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:07,767
MONICA: Ben, I won't tell your daddy
that you had ice cream before dinner...

213
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:11,771
...if you won't tell him about
our little bonking incident.

214
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:15,400
Number one, I don't think Ben
understands the concept of bribery.

215
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,277
And number two, I...

216
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,154
[JOEY LAUGHING]

217
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:20,488
RACHEL:
What?

218
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,116
You said "number two."

219
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,412
I also said "number one."

220
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,164
Ha-ha-ha, I know.

221
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,334
- Hey, everyone!
- Hi!

222
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,503
How's my little boy?

223
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,672
MONICA:
He's perfect. Aren't you, Ben?

224
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,550
- He's never been better.
- What did you do, take him whaling?

225
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,926
[MONICA LAUGHS]

226
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,054
BEN:
Monica.

227
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:49,601
Oh, my God! He just said your name!
That's great! Good job, Ben!

228
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,020
BEN:
Monica bang!

229
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,688
Ha-ha-ha. That's right.

230
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,775
That's what I'd sound like
if I exploded.

231
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,404
Woo-hoo! The curse is broken!
I called everybody I know...

232
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,448
...and everyone is alive!

233
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,619
- Huh.
PHOEBE: What?

234
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,040
Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.

235
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,335
[GASPS]

236
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,422
Oh, my God, I killed another one!

237
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:23,676
The curse is getting stronger too,
to bring down something that big.

238
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,095
Maybe he's just taking a nap.

239
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,807
I'm telling you,
he hasn't moved since this morning.

240
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,475
We should call somebody.

241
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,895
Tell them the naked guy we stare at
isn't moving?

242
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,397
We've got to find out if he's alive.

243
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:39,025
How are we gonna do that?
There's no way.

244
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,985
Well, there is one way.

245
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,072
His window's open. I say...

246
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,740
...we poke him.

247
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,995
Hey!

248
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,748
You know how we, uh,
save all those chopsticks...

249
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,376
...for no reason
when we get Chinese food?

250
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,669
Yeah?

251
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,255
Well, now we got a reason.

252
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,215
CHANDLER:
What?

253
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,301
Well, we're fashioning a very long
poking device.

254
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,763
All right.

255
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,893
Hey, uh, what's the matter?

256
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,022
I talked to Janice.

257
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,276
Oh, my God. Is she going back to him?

258
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,111
She doesn't know.

259
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,779
Says she loves us both.

260
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,450
I woke up this morning, I was in love.

261
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,411
I was happy!

262
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,582
It serves me right for buying
that 12-pack of condoms.

263
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,796
And now I can't even return them,
because she choked on the receipt!

264
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,176
What are you, uh...?
What are you gonna do?

265
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,806
I don't know.

266
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,434
You know? What would you do?

267
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,855
Uh, it doesn't matter what I'd do.

268
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,690
Come on. Come on. Tell me.

269
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,111
All right, you, uh...

270
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,741
...you probably won't want
to hear this, but, uh...

271
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,496
...if it was me,
and this is just me, I would, uh...

272
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,832
- I would bow out.
- What?

273
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,045
What are you talking about?

274
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,966
They have a kid together...

275
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,552
...you know? They're like...

276
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,013
They're, like, a family.

277
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,515
And if, I don't know...

278
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:38,019
...if there's a chance
they can make that work...

279
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,022
...I wouldn't want to be the guy
who stood in the way.

280
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,362
You okay?

281
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,406
You, uh?

282
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,700
You wanna come poke a nude guy?

283
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,082
- Well, he's finally asleep.
- Mm.

284
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,418
About that, uh, bump on his head...

285
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,755
Are you, uh, sure it's a new bump?

286
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,176
No offense, but I've always thought
of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.

287
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,846
It's okay if he bumps his head.
Kids bump their heads all the time.

288
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,141
It was your first time babysitting.
You did your best.

289
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,727
- I did!
- I know.

290
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,230
You just have to watch them
all the time.

291
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,233
I did! I watched! I watched!

292
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,903
I watched Monica bang his head
against that thing!

293
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,447
Monica did it?

294
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,908
[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

295
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,411
- Monica? Um...
- Yeah.

296
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:40,581
Did you notice anything weird
about Ben today?

297
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,709
No, why?

298
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,963
I was just playing with him, and we
were doing the "Alphabet Song"...

299
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,174
...which he's good at.
But he left out "E" and "F."

300
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,762
It's like they just, uh, I don't know,
fell out of his head.

301
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,432
Really?

302
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,810
Oh, and also, he's walking...

303
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,603
...kind of funny.

304
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:08,776
It's like his left leg is moving
a lot faster than his right leg.

305
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,113
Yeah, he's in there,
just sort of, you know...

306
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,785
Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby!

307
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,124
I hope it's still funny
when you're in hell.

308
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,334
You jerk!

309
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:30,631
MONICA: You know I love that kid!
ROSS: Monica bang! Monica bang!

310
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,925
Ow.

311
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,678
I'll get the hat.

312
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,726
I have something to tell you.

313
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,062
And I want you to let me
get through it...

314
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,147
...because...

315
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,025
...it's not gonna be easy.

316
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,069
Okay.

317
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,531
I think you should go back with Gary.

318
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,411
I don't want to be the guy
that breaks up a family.

319
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,707
You know, when my parents split up,
it was because of that guy.

320
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,126
Whenever I'd see him,
I'd always think:

321
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,880
"You're the reason.
You are why they're not together."

322
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,050
And I hated that guy.

323
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:20,139
And it didn't matter how nice he was
or how happy he made my dad.

324
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,687
Wow!

325
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,315
Yeah, wow.

326
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,361
- It's the right thing to do.
- Ugh.

327
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,446
You're right.

328
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:41,661
Oh, God.
But before I can say goodbye...

329
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,456
...there's something I really
need you to know.

330
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,584
The way I feel about you...

331
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,963
...it's like I finally understand...

332
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,549
...what Lionel Richie's
been singing about.

333
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,052
You know? I mean, what we have...

334
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,139
...it's like movie love.

335
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,308
You're my soul mate.

336
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:09,647
I can't believe we're not gonna
spend the rest of our lives together.

337
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,151
Then don't leave me.

338
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,486
What?

339
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,614
Forget what I said! I was babbling!
Pick me!

340
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,493
No, you were right!
I gotta give my marriage another chance.

341
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,662
Pssh! No, you don't!

342
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,666
No, I say you have to give your divorce
another chance!

343
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,879
I'm sorry.

344
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,594
Oh, don't go.

345
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,929
No, I gotta go.

346
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:46,309
No. No. No, no.

347
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,519
Honey. Honey. Ha, ha.

348
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,063
- People are looking.
- I don't care.

349
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,608
I don't care!

350
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,986
Yeah, um, okay. I'm...

351
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,696
I'm leaving now.

352
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,743
You can't leave! I have your shoe!

353
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,832
Goodbye, Chandler Bing.

354
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,095
Rachel has those in burgundy.

355
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:31,562
Remember, something this big and long
will be very difficult to maneuver.

356
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,814
Fortunately,
I have experience in that area.

357
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,024
[GIGGLING]

358
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,987
Can we please focus here?
A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

359
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,614
I'm telling you, he's dead.

360
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,326
What we're about to have here
is a dead fat guy on a stick!

361
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,121
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
let's poke.

362
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,250
Steady.

363
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,335
Okay, a little higher.

364
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,212
Careful of the angle.

365
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,131
Okay, okay.
We're approaching the window.

366
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,513
Thread the needle. Thread the needle.

367
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,896
He's alive! He's alive!

368
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,401
And yet we're still poking him.

369
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,237
Okay, retract the device!
Retract the device!

370
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,615
- He does not look happy.
- Hey, hey.

371
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,785
Now he's showing us his poking device.

372
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:33,332
Hey, that's never gonna make it
all the way over here, buddy! Ha.

373
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:43,843
[SINGING]
I'll hold you close in my arms

374
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:49,098
I can't resist your charms

375
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,392
And love

376
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,894
[SINGING]
Love

377
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:59,817
I'll be a fool for you

378
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,820
I'm sure

379
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,615
You know I don't mind

380
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,493
Oh, you know I don't mind

381
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,829
Yes

382
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:16,542
You mean the world to me

383
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,920
- Oh, I know
- I know

384
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,840
- I've found
- I've found

385
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,259
In you

386
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:35,728
My endless love

387
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,398
Love

388
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,693
- Lo... Love
- Love

389
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,072
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