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Hi!

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- Hey!
- Hi!

3
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- How was the honeymoon?
- Oh, incredible!

4
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Oh, champagne, candle-lit dinners,
moonlight walks on the beach.

5
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It was so romantic.

6
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- Where's Mike?
- He's at the doctor.

7
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He didn't poop a whole time
while we were there.

8
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She wasn't suppose to tell you that

9
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I mean,okay,he,he's at a dig

10
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A dig where we'd definitely not going to

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- I'm glad you're back. I need your help.
- Oh, why, what's up?

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I have an audition for this play,
and I have to speak French...

13
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...which, according to my résumé,
I'm fluent in.

14
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- Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé.
- Yeah, you really shouldn't.

15
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By the way, how was
that yearlong dig in Cairo?

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It was okay.

17
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I did not know you spoke French.

18
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You're so sexy.

19
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Well, so will you help me? I really want in this play
- Sure.

20
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Seriously, stop it.
I'm gonna jump on you.

21
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- Hey.
- Hi.

22
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Why are you wearing my apron?

23
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I'm making cookies for Erica.

24
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We have to leave soon.
Her plane comes in in about an hour.

25
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When she gets here, is it okay
if I introduce you two as my wife...

26
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...and the woman who's
carrying my child?

27
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No?

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Divorce?

29
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- Hey.
- Hey.

30
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- You know where Rachel is?
- Haven't seen her since morning.

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It's unbelievable. She was supposed
to meet me a half-hour ago with Emma.

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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- These are for Erica!
- She's gonna eat all those cookies?

34
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Well, I want the baby to come out
all cute and fat!

35
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- So why is Erica coming to visit?
- We wanna get to know her better.

36
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She's never been to New York,
so she wants to see the tourist spots:

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Statue of Liberty,
Empire State Building.

38
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There's always so many people,
and they're being corralled like cattle.

39
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And, you know, there's always
some idiot who goes, "Moo."

40
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Well, if it annoys you so much,
then why do you do it?

41
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Hey,you should take her to the museum

42
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Oh please,so Chandler'll say over n
over again

43
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"You called this iron?I can make that"

44
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It was the tower of sponges

45
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Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for
showing up 30 minutes late.

46
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No, I'm sure you have a great excuse.
What was it, a hair appointment?

47
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A mani-pedi?
Was there a sale at Barneys?

48
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My father had a heart attack.

49
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While I was at Barneys.

50
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- Oh, my God, Rach.
- Honey?

51
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- I'm so sorry.
- Is he okay?

52
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Yeah, he's gonna be fine,
but he's heavily sedated.

53
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Okay, I'm gonna go
to Long Island with you.

54
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- I mean, you can't be alone right now.
- No, come on, I'm totally okay.

55
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I don't need you to come.

56
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- I can totally handle this on my own.
- Still, still, let me come for me.

57
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Okay. If you really need to.

58
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I bet someone could use one
of Monica's freshly baked cookies.

59
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Oh, I really could.

60
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All right, it seems pretty simple.

61
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Your first line is,
"My name is Claude."

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So just repeat after me.

63
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- Well, let's try it again.
- Okay.

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It's not...

65
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...quite what I'm saying.

66
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Really?
Sounds exactly the same to me.

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- It does, really?
- Yeah.

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- Let's just try it again.
- Okay.

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- Really listen.
- Got it.

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- Hey, you guys!
- Hi.

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I want you to meet
someone really special.

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Phoebe, this is Erica.
And this is the baby!

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- Joey, Erica, baby.
- Hi.

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Everyone, Erica! Baby!

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Monica. Calm. Self.

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- Hey, sit down.
- Thank you.

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It's really nice to meet you guys.
I can't believe I'm here.

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Well, welcome to New York City,
or should I say:

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Why would you say that?

80
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Okay. What are you
gonna be doing today?

81
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Well, I wanna see everything! Times
Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center.

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You should walk to the top
of the Statue of Liberty.

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- Oh, yeah, let's do that.
- Great.

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This baby better be really good.

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Hi. Excuse me, I'm here to see my
father. My name is Rachel Green.

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- And I'm Dr. Ross Geller.
- Ross, please, this is a hospital.

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That actually means something here.

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- So can we please go in?
- Absolutely.

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Rach, I think I'm gonna
wait out here...

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...because my throat is feeling a little
scratchy. I don't wanna infect him.

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- Ross, please. Don't be so scared of him.
- I am not scared of him. I'm really sick.

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- He's under sedation, so he's out.
- I'm feeling better.

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Oh, my God.

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That ear and nose hair trimmer I got him
was just money down the drain, huh?

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Ms. Green? Your father's doctor's on
the phone if you'd like to speak to him.

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Oh, great. Are you gonna be okay?

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- He's unconscious. We'll be just fine.
- Okay.

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- Did the TV wake you?
- No.

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When you put your feet up on my bed,
you tugged on my catheter.

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What are you doing here, Geller?

101
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Well, I came with Rachel,
who should be back any second.

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- So, what's new?
- Oh, I had a little heart attack.

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Right. Is it painful?

104
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What, the heart attack
or sitting here talking to you?

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Let's see if we can get
that Rachel back in here.

106
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So, what's new with you? Knocked up
any more of my daughters lately?

107
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Nope. Just the one. Rach!

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Daddy,hi,you're awake

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I'm okay,by the way,Ross has been
a great comfort

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Listen daddy,they want to keep you
a couple more nights

111
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I know,but if you want me to go home
and get your bunch of stuff

112
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So that you're really comfortable

113
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Thank you sweetheart

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It's pretty ironic huh?

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You've been a heart surgeon and
you have a heart attack

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It would be like if I was eaten by
an Alleysaurs

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I'm gonna wait outside

118
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It's pretty much out

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No!

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Okay, maybe if we just break it down.

121
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Okay, let's try it one syllable at a time.
Okay, so repeat after me.

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Great! Okay, faster.

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- Okay, it's too hard. I can't teach you.
- What are you doing?

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I have to go before I put your head
through a wall.

125
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Don't go, I need you!
My audition is tomorrow!

126
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Hey. I was gonna
make us some dinner...

127
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...but all I found in your dad's fridge
was bacon and heavy cream.

128
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I think we solved the mystery
of the heart attack.

129
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- Did you call your parents?
- Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.

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Oh, good.

131
00:10:02,649 --> 00:10:06,486
- What?
- I just can't believe...

132
00:10:06,486 --> 00:10:07,956
...I'm in Rachel Green's room.

133
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- You've been in my room before.
- Yeah, sure, right.

134
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Like I'd ever be
in Rachel Green's room.

135
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Okay, I gotta tell you, it's really weird
when you use my whole name.

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Sorry.

137
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- You okay?
- Yeah.

138
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- Yeah, you had a rough day.
- Yeah.

139
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It's just so weird seeing him like that,
you know? I mean, he's a doctor.

140
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You don't expect doctors to get sick.

141
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But we do.

142
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He's gonna be okay, Rach.

143
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I don't want him to wake up alone.
I should go to the hospital.

144
00:10:51,713 --> 00:10:53,700
- What? No, no. Hey, hey, look.
- What?

145
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They gave him a lot of medication.

146
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He wouldn't even know
if you were there.

147
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We'll go see him first thing
in the morning.

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- Really? I shouldn't feel guilty?
- No-- God, hey.

149
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Rach, you've been an
amazing daughter, okay?

150
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- Right now you need to get some rest.
- Okay, maybe you're right.

151
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Good night.

152
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Wait, wait, wait.

153
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Would you stay here with me
for a little while?

154
00:11:18,892 --> 00:11:20,784
- Sure.
- Okay.

155
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:26,024
- Thank you for coming with me today.
- Oh, of course.

156
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Rachel Green is very happy
you're in her room.

157
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Me too. Come here.

158
00:11:35,136 --> 00:11:36,970
I just don't wanna be alone tonight.

159
00:11:38,882 --> 00:11:42,359
Okay, well, I can maybe grab
a sleeping bag or--

160
00:11:58,847 --> 00:11:59,861
No, Rach!

161
00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:04,788
I'm sorry, I just don't
think this is a good idea.

162
00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:07,271
Well, we won't know that
until we do it, will we?

163
00:12:08,048 --> 00:12:08,871
Look--

164
00:12:10,432 --> 00:12:14,860
You are upset about your father,
and you're feeling vulnerable...

165
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,322
...and I just don't feel
it would be right.

166
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I feel like I'd be, you know,
taking advantage of you.

167
00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:23,763
What--? Taking advantage? I am giving
you the advantage. Enjoy!

168
00:12:26,226 --> 00:12:28,083
Look, I'm sure it would be great...

169
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:31,123
...but I think one of us
has to be thinking clearly.

170
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So I'm gonna go.

171
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Okay.

172
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I'll see you in the morning.

173
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I haven't had sex in four months.
I should get a medal for that!

174
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,659
Thanks so much for taking me
to all those places. I had a great time.

175
00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:05,633
I'm glad. Listen, I wanna apologize
about Chandler, though.

176
00:13:05,946 --> 00:13:09,835
- I just did not see this coming.
- New York is awesome!

177
00:13:12,676 --> 00:13:15,270
- What is with you?
- I've been to these places before...

178
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,909
...but I've never really seen them.

179
00:13:16,909 --> 00:13:18,844
Yeah, you miss a lot
when you're mooing.

180
00:13:20,281 --> 00:13:23,426
Let's go to the broadway show..Cats!

181
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:26,322
I think we've done enough

182
00:13:26,592 --> 00:13:28,634
Honey,These are actors,dressed like cats..

183
00:13:28,634 --> 00:13:30,808
..whose saying like people

184
00:13:30,808 --> 00:13:31,986
Honey, Come on!

185
00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:37,047
- Thank you for showing me around.
- Oh, it was our pleasure.

186
00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:39,274
We're so much enjoying
getting to know you.

187
00:13:40,128 --> 00:13:41,581
Well, if there's anything else
you wanna know...

188
00:13:45,411 --> 00:13:46,152
Okay.

189
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,943
Can we ask you some
questions about the father?

190
00:13:50,536 --> 00:13:51,705
Oh, sure. Yeah.

191
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:56,916
Well, he was my high-school boyfriend,
captain of the football team, really cute.

192
00:13:57,976 --> 00:14:00,761
- Got a scholarship and went to college.
- That's great.

193
00:14:02,714 --> 00:14:04,846
Yeah, it's almost definitely him.

194
00:14:07,335 --> 00:14:08,577
How's that, now?

195
00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:11,505
Well, there's a chance
it's another guy.

196
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,595
I mean, I've only ever been
with two guys...

197
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,070
...but they sort of overlapped.

198
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:20,491
So, what does the other guy do?

199
00:14:20,823 --> 00:14:23,143
- Does he go to college too?
- No, he's in prison.

200
00:14:26,045 --> 00:14:28,890
Was he falsely accused of something?

201
00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:31,644
No.

202
00:14:32,686 --> 00:14:34,267
He killed his father with a shovel.

203
00:14:36,952 --> 00:14:38,060
Other than that, he's a great guy.

204
00:14:39,437 --> 00:14:40,868
I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.

205
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,482
- Are you awake?
- Of course I'm awake.

206
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:52,911
Assume from now on
that I'm always awake.

207
00:14:55,951 --> 00:14:58,906
All right, we don't know that it's him.
I mean, it could be the football guy.

208
00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,839
Honey, it's us.
Of course it's the shovel killer.

209
00:15:07,258 --> 00:15:08,958
Well, all right,
let's say that it is him.

210
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,621
Would we not want the baby? No.

211
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,602
- Would we treat him any differently?
- I'd keep an eye on him.

212
00:15:17,263 --> 00:15:18,922
We have to find out
who the father is.

213
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:21,275
- How?
- I don't know.

214
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,890
- They have tests for these things, right?
- Yes, but maybe we're just overreacting.

215
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:27,704
Easy for you to say.
He's a father killer.

216
00:15:29,858 --> 00:15:31,290
He probably loves his mommy.

217
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,484
He's probably got a tattoo that says
"Mom" on his shovel-wielding arm.

218
00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:42,329
<i>We'll now count from one to five.</i>

219
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:55,442
<i>- Good job.
- Thank you.</i>

220
00:15:57,637 --> 00:15:58,770
- Hey.
- Hey, Joey.

221
00:15:59,921 --> 00:16:03,515
Listen, I feel really badly about
yesterday, and I thought about it a lot.

222
00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:06,732
No, I was too impatient.
So let's try it again.

223
00:16:07,371 --> 00:16:09,173
That's okay. I don't need your help.

224
00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:11,398
I worked on it myself,
and I gotta say I am pretty good.

225
00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:15,393
- Really, can I hear some of it?
- Sure, sure.

226
00:16:18,134 --> 00:16:18,784
Okay.

227
00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:27,909
See?

228
00:16:29,644 --> 00:16:30,444
You, you're not--

229
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,949
You're not-- You're--

230
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,913
Again, you're not speaking French!

231
00:16:38,921 --> 00:16:42,121
Oh, well, I think I am! Yeah, and I think
I'm definitely gonna get the part!

232
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:44,374
How could you possibly think that?

233
00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:47,289
The guy on the tape said
I was doing a good job!

234
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,228
Hey, Rach, can you grab me
a cup of coffee?

235
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:57,837
Sure.

236
00:17:00,008 --> 00:17:01,829
You've been quiet all morning.
Is everything okay?

237
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,156
- You sure you're all right?
- Yep.

238
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:10,045
Okay.

239
00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:12,339
Well, I'm gonna go
grab us some breakfast.

240
00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:15,270
- FYI.
- There it is.

241
00:17:17,402 --> 00:17:23,091
In the future, when a girl asks for some
ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it.

242
00:17:25,152 --> 00:17:28,337
Wait, wait, you're mad at me
about last night?

243
00:17:29,808 --> 00:17:31,784
- I was just trying to do the right thing.
- Really?

244
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,960
If you had done the right thing...

245
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,650
...I wouldn't have woken up
feeling stupid and embarrassed.

246
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:39,594
I would've woken up feeling
comforted and satisfied.

247
00:17:41,858 --> 00:17:43,902
- Well--
- Oh, stop that!

248
00:17:46,087 --> 00:17:48,877
I can't believe this!
I was just being a good guy.

249
00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,471
I treated you with
respect and understanding.

250
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,254
Oh, that is so hot.

251
00:17:54,816 --> 00:17:56,016
Hey, I was looking out for you.

252
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,700
Oh, really? Well, you know what?
I am a big girl.

253
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,297
I don't need someone telling me
what is best for me.

254
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:06,623
I gotta say, I've not had sex a lot
of times before. This is the worst ever!

255
00:18:08,036 --> 00:18:10,809
Oh, really? Really?
Well, it wasn't very good for me either.

256
00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:13,903
Okay, you know--?
Hey, hey, you know what?

257
00:18:13,903 --> 00:18:15,753
To avoid this little thing
in the future...

258
00:18:15,753 --> 00:18:18,069
...let's just say you and me?
Never having sex again.

259
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:21,134
- What?
- That's right! Sex is off the table!

260
00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:23,826
I am never having sex with you again!

261
00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:32,869
Dr. Green, are you feeling better?

262
00:18:36,674 --> 00:18:38,757
- Hey! How was lunch?
- We had a good time.

263
00:18:39,079 --> 00:18:41,783
By the way, I wanted
to ask you something.

264
00:18:42,764 --> 00:18:45,309
It would really mean a lot to me
if the baby was a boy...

265
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:47,323
...that you name him after my father...

266
00:18:48,491 --> 00:18:49,767
...Jiminy Billy Bob.

267
00:18:55,378 --> 00:18:57,265
- Oh, really?
- No!

268
00:18:58,397 --> 00:18:59,961
You were right. That was fun.

269
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:04,157
I'm gonna go finish packing.

270
00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:11,506
- So is she gonna take the test?
- No, she doesn't have to.

271
00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:13,900
- I found out who the father is.
- Oh, God.

272
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:17,284
- It's Shovely Joe, isn't it?
- No, it's not.

273
00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:18,639
How do you know?

274
00:19:19,028 --> 00:19:21,480
Erica didn't pay attention
in sex ed class...

275
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,515
...because the things she did
with that prison guy?

276
00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:26,099
It'd be pretty hard to make
a baby that way.

277
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,642
Oh, God, what was it? The thing we
hardly ever do, or the thing we never do?

278
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:34,442
The thing we never do.

279
00:19:35,992 --> 00:19:37,094
Shovely Joe.

280
00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:49,230
- Whenever you're ready, Joey.
- Right.

281
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,739
- I'm sorry, what's going on?
- Dude, come on, French it up.

282
00:20:04,843 --> 00:20:06,435
Joey, do you speak French?

283
00:20:14,759 --> 00:20:16,341
That's not French

284
00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:21,618
Neither is that

285
00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:27,639
You know what?
I think this audition is over.

286
00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:30,262
Excuse me?

287
00:20:31,614 --> 00:20:33,575
I am Régine Phalange.

288
00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:39,824
I was passing by when
I heard this man speaking...

289
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:45,074
...the regional dialect of my
French town of Estée Lauder.

290
00:20:48,176 --> 00:20:49,850
You really think this man
is speaking French?

291
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,447
Good job, little buddy.

292
00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,016
That was some really good French.

293
00:21:27,673 --> 00:21:30,007
But I think we're gonna go
with someone else for the part.

294
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,745
- All right, but my French was good?
- It was great.

295
00:21:35,035 --> 00:21:35,725
See?

296
00:21:45,661 --> 00:21:47,438
- Emma's down for the night.
- Oh, good.

297
00:21:48,927 --> 00:21:51,341
- So I guess I'm gonna take off.
- Okay.

298
00:21:53,075 --> 00:21:54,676
Hey, listen, just before you go--

299
00:21:54,676 --> 00:21:57,570
I just wanna say thank you
for coming with me.

300
00:21:58,103 --> 00:21:58,912
Oh, no problem.

301
00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:02,138
And also, you know, I--

302
00:22:02,996 --> 00:22:06,250
I was thinking about what you said,
you know, about the whole sex thing...

303
00:22:06,555 --> 00:22:09,839
Probably not a great idea
to go down that road again.

304
00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:13,363
Thank you. I'm glad you agree.

305
00:22:14,844 --> 00:22:16,870
It's a shame, though.
When we did it, it was pretty good.

306
00:22:19,775 --> 00:22:20,225
Yeah.

307
00:22:21,155 --> 00:22:22,084
Yeah, that's true.

308
00:22:23,897 --> 00:22:26,560
Hey, do you remember
that one really great time?

309
00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:28,679
- Oh, yeah!
- You know?

310
00:22:28,679 --> 00:22:30,953
- It was Valentine's Day.
- It was your birthday.

311
00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:34,637
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

312
00:22:39,061 --> 00:22:41,902
Well, I guess that's all
in the past now.

313
00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,195
- Not even one more time.
- Not even once.

314
00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:53,847
- No matter how much we want it.
- Even if we want it...

315
00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:57,011
- ...really bad.
- That's what we decided.

316
00:22:57,454 --> 00:22:58,784
Right.

317
00:23:03,121 --> 00:23:04,654
- It's kind of hard, though. You know?
- Yeah.

318
00:23:06,064 --> 00:23:08,521
When two people have a connection,
you know, that's--

319
00:23:09,861 --> 00:23:11,715
Just seems like...

320
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:13,681
...such a...

321
00:23:14,671 --> 00:23:15,349
...waste.

322
00:23:19,939 --> 00:23:20,860
I hate waste.

323
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,059
- Ross?
- Yes?

324
00:23:29,387 --> 00:23:30,270
Just so you know...

325
00:23:32,232 --> 00:23:33,003
...with us...

326
00:23:34,534 --> 00:23:35,725
...it's never off the table.

327
00:23:46,974 --> 00:23:49,340
Damn it, it's never off the table.

328
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,233
- Okay, can you really tap-dance?
- No.

329
00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:03,434
It's off the résumé.

330
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:06,046
- Archery?
- No.

331
00:24:07,903 --> 00:24:09,704
- Horseback riding?
- Would fall off a lot.

332
00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:14,674
You can drink a gallon of milk
in 10 seconds?

333
00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:15,989
That I can do.

334
00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:20,382
Come on, you can drink
a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?

335
00:24:20,678 --> 00:24:21,758
All right, watch me.

336
00:24:24,822 --> 00:24:28,045
- Okay, you time me, ready?
- Ready, go!

337
00:24:59,733 --> 00:25:00,926
You did it!