1
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You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma
have her first cookie.

2
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Her first cookie?
She has cookies all the time.

3
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I've never given her a cookie.

4
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- Have you?
- No.

5
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No. And for the record, I've also
never given her frosting from a can.

6
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Hey, Rach, the adoption agency
needs letters of recommendation...

7
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...and we wondered
if you would write one for us?

8
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Of course. I would be honored.

9
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- Thanks.
- Thank you.

10
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[CLEARS THROAT]

11
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I think there's been an oversight.

12
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Joe, we would have asked you.
We thought you wouldn't be interested.

13
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Yeah, it's just that we don't think of you
as really being so much with the words.

14
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[BABBLING]

15
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Clearly, we were wrong.

16
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I got a lot of nice stuff
to say about you guys, okay?

17
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And I know how much you want
to have a baby...

18
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...and I would love to help you get one.

19
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You know what?
Then we want you to do it.

20
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Thank you. All right.
Let me see how I'm gonna start.

21
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"Dear Baby Adoption Decider People..."

22
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So excited about your letter.

23
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey, Phoebe.

24
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MONICA: Wow, don't you look nice.
- Yes, I do.

25
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Today's Mike and my
one-year anniversary.

26
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What's it the anniversary of?

27
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Your first, uh, date, your first kiss,
first time you had sex?

28
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Yeah.

29
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So you must be going somewhere
fancy to celebrate.

30
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Uh-huh. Um, a Knicks game.

31
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Uh, ha, ha...
Aren't you a little overdressed?

32
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Hey, I've never had a one-year
anniversary before...

33
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...so no matter where we go,
I'm wearing something fancy...

34
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...and I'm gonna put on
my finest jewelry...

35
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...and we're gonna have sex
in a public restroom.

36
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You guys do that?

37
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Chandler won't even have sex
in our bathroom.

38
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That's where people make number two.

39
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- Hey.
- Hey. Hey.

40
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So, you know, I have a little time
if you want to...

41
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Oh. Oh...

42
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I'd love to, but I really have
to grade these papers.

43
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Oh... Fine. It's fine.

44
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I'll just shower by myself.

45
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B. B. B. B. B.

46
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Ross, you gave a B
to a Pottery Barn catalog.

47
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Well, it had some good ideas.
Take off your shirt.

48
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

49
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- Damn it.
WOMAN: Rachel, open! It's your sister!

50
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I have to talk to you.

51
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ROSS:
Hi, Amy.

52
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- You're not Rachel.
- Still sharp as a tack.

53
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Um, Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy.
Amy, this is Charlie.

54
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- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, hi.

55
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And you are?

56
00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,866
Ross? I grew up on your block?

57
00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,286
We had Thanksgiving together
last year?

58
00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,372
I had a baby with your sister?

59
00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,291
No. I...

60
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Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?

61
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Yes. Yes, you did.

62
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Hi, Rachel. Here's your sister Amy.

63
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She thinks I need pec implants.

64
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Amy? Hi.

65
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- You remember Joey.
- Yeah. Hey, sure.

66
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- The Days of our Lives guy.
- That's right, yeah.

67
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You are not good.

68
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Always nice to meet a fan.

69
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- So, now, what are you doing here?
- I have huge news.

70
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[BABY CRYING]

71
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- Hold on. Let me check on the baby.
- This is important. Can't Ella wait?

72
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Uh, her name is Emma.

73
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Why did you change it?
Ella was so much prettier.

74
00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:07,014
What do I know? I just sell
Middle Eastern food from a cart.

75
00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,433
Hey, your English is getting better.

76
00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,273
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

77
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She may be the hottest girl
I've ever hated.

78
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- What you working on?
- Monica and Chandler's recommendation.

79
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I want it to sound smart, but I don't
know any big words or anything.

80
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- Why don't you use your thesaurus?
- What did I just say?

81
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Watch.

82
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Here, you highlight the word
you want to change, uh, go under "tools"...

83
00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,089
...and the thesaurus generates... Gives.

84
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Gives a whole list of choices.

85
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You can pick the word
that sounds smartest.

86
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My God, that's great. I'm smart.

87
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No, no, I'm:

88
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"Brainy, bright, clever." I love this thing!

89
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Look out, ladies!
Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!

90
00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,612
AMY:
God...

91
00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,323
...so beautiful.

92
00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,075
I know, isn't she?

93
00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:11,036
No, I was talking about your bedding.

94
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- All right, what's your news, Amy?
- Oh. Ahem.

95
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Well...

96
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...I'm getting married.

97
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Wow! Oh, my God!

98
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- To who?
- This guy.

99
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He has a killer apartment.

100
00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,811
- And?
- And it's on 5th.

101
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And the elevator opens up
right into the living room.

102
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- No, what's he like?
- Oh, he's okay.

103
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Do you remember
my old boyfriend Mark?

104
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- Yeah.
- It's his dad.

105
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- Huh. Wow, so he's gotta be...
- Old? Yeah.

106
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But he travels a lot,
so he's hardly ever there.

107
00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,381
Sweetie, I gotta tell you,
it sounds a little bit like...

108
00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,092
...you like the apartment
more than you like...

109
00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,552
Myron.

110
00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,554
Yeah, I told you he was old.

111
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Sit down. Sit down.

112
00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,100
Oh, honey, you know...

113
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...I once also almost married
somebody that I didn't love.

114
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- Do you remember Barry?
- Remember him?

115
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God, we used to make out all the time
after you went to sleep.

116
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Sometimes just nodding is okay.

117
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Um... But anyway, listen.

118
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Not marrying Barry was the best
decision that I ever, ever made.

119
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Honey, Amy, you deserve true love.
Your soul mate is out there somewhere.

120
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Someone that is your age,
that is smart, that is fun...

121
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...and that you care about.

122
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You're right.

123
00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,722
- You're right. I'm gonna do it.
- Okay.

124
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I'm gonna marry Myron
and keep looking for Mr. Right.

125
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Okay.

126
00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,189
Okay, let's keep talking.

127
00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,909
PHOEBE:
Excuse me. Anniversary.

128
00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,245
Excuse me. Anniversary.

129
00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,748
Um, yeah.

130
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:24,336
Sir, could you move your nachos?
They're in my seat.

131
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It's my anniversary.

132
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Here we are.

133
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- I can't believe it's been a whole year.
- I know.

134
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This has been the best year...

135
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- This has been the best year of my life!
- Me too!

136
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,400
I never thought I could
love someone this much!

137
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,611
I feel the same way!

138
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You're so generous and kind,
and you're amazing in bed!

139
00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,663
It's our anniversary.

140
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,710
ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention
to the big screen on the scoreboard.

141
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,754
Someone has a special question to ask.

142
00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,091
CROWD:
Aw...

143
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:17,889
Oh, how lame.
It's so tacky and impersonal.

144
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:21,601
- Really?
- It's the worst way to propose.

145
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,230
Excuse me.

146
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,237
Hey. I finished my recommendation.
Here.

147
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,782
And I think you'll be very, very happy.

148
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,369
It's the longest I ever spent
on a computer without looking at porn.

149
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,957
I don't understand.

150
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,086
Some of the words a little
too sophisticated for you?

151
00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,797
It doesn't make any sense.

152
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:55,260
Well, of course it does. It's smart.
I used a thesaurus.

153
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,887
On every word?

154
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,349
Yep.

155
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:05,520
All right, what was
this sentence originally?

156
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,898
"They are warm, nice people
with big hearts."

157
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:14,029
And that became, "They are humid,
prepossessing Homo sapiens...

158
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,490
...with full-sized aortic pumps."

159
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,537
Yeah. Yeah. And hey,
I really mean it, dude.

160
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,875
All right, Joey,
I don't think we can use this.

161
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,210
- Why not?
- Well, because you signed it:

162
00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:32,339
"Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani."

163
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,430
Why don't you stop worrying about
sounding smart and just be yourself?

164
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,350
You don't need a thesaurus.
Just write from here.

165
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,477
Your full-sized aortic pump.

166
00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,984
- Amy. Hi.
- I took your advice.

167
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,404
- I left Myron.
- Good for you!

168
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,658
I know. I'm Erin Brockovich.

169
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,995
Yes, you are.

170
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,082
- Aw, I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.

171
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,042
- Oh.
- So can I stay with you?

172
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,965
But Erin Brockovich had her own house.

173
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,680
Ah, look who's back.

174
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,265
Why do you have bags?
Rach, why does she have bags?

175
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,351
I'm staying with you guys.

176
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,645
- What?
- We're gonna be roomies!

177
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,854
Come on.

178
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,865
- You slept out here?
RACHEL: Yeah.

179
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:45,412
Amy kept kicking me in her sleep,
yelling, "Myron, get off!"

180
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,125
But, uh, we're getting rid of her, right?
Please tell me we're getting rid of her?

181
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,585
- Joey, I can't do that.
- Oh, come on.

182
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,547
Last night I was finishing off a pizza,
and she said:

183
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,091
"A moment on the lips,
forever on the hips."

184
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,470
I don't need that kind of talk
in my house!

185
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,639
Joey, look, I know that she's difficult...

186
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,434
...but I think it's really good
that she's here.

187
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,938
Because we'll appreciate it
more when she's gone?

188
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,610
No, it's just... Look, when I first moved
to this city, I was a lot like her.

189
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:22,240
I was spoiled, self-centered.
And you guys really took care of me.

190
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,367
Yeah. Monica made us.

191
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,829
Well, whatever. I really appreciate it...

192
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:31,082
...because I don't think I would be
the person that I am today...

193
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,084
...if it wasn't for you guys.

194
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,837
So I want to help Amy
the way you guys helped me.

195
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,299
And I know it's gonna take patience,
but that's okay.

196
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,969
- Good morning.
- Yeah.

197
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,306
Amy, that's what I
was supposed to wear today.

198
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,141
That's why I hung it on the door.

199
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,435
Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.

200
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,735
Amy, you know what? I was thinking that
maybe now would be a good time...

201
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,697
...for us to sit down and, you know,
talk about your future.

202
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,742
Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go
get my eyebrows shaped.

203
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,368
I am not happy.

204
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,749
Uh... Sure you want to eat that?

205
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,754
I'm curvy and I like it!

206
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,510
- Hi.
RACHEL: Hi.

207
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,346
I just had the worst anniversary ever.

208
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,681
I doubt that.
Tell her about us last year.

209
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:34,187
Oh, well, I bought Chandler a $500 watch,
and he wrote me a rap song.

210
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,900
- Seriously?
- Word.

211
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,487
Well, mine was worse than that.

212
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,864
- Well, what happened?
- We were at the game...

213
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,784
...and this guy proposed to his girlfriend
on the big screen thing.

214
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,662
- Oh, that is so tacky.
- Well, that's what I said.

215
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:55,500
But it turns out Mike was planning to
propose to me that same way last night.

216
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,710
Oh, my God. Mike was gonna propose?

217
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,046
- Phoebe, that's huge.
- Do you want to marry him?

218
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,298
Yeah, I really do. Yes.

219
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,884
But after I dumped on the way
he was gonna propose...

220
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,886
...I don't think he's ever gonna ask again.

221
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,556
I mean, I said no in Barbados,
and now this?

222
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,559
She's right. If I were a guy and...

223
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,441
Did I just say, "If I were a guy"?

224
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,986
Maybe you don't need him
to propose to you.

225
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,571
Maybe you could propose to him.

226
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,491
Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Isn't that a little desperate?

227
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,869
I proposed to Chandler.

228
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,583
All right, moving on.

229
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,294
I don't think it was desperate.
I think it was amazing.

230
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,503
Thank you.

231
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:44,799
- Well, do you think I should propose?
- I think it could be kind of great.

232
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:49,220
Absolutely. You'll love the feeling.
There's nothing like it.

233
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,309
Okay. Okay. So how should I do it?

234
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,769
How about at a game on the big screen?

235
00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:00,481
Huh! How about at a Foot Locker?

236
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:05,653
What? What, he obviously thinks
that's a nice way to be proposed to.

237
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,407
- Plus, he'd never suspect it.
- Yeah, that does make sense.

238
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,244
- Okay, now, would you two like that?
- Sounds good to me.

239
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,622
But what would a guy think?

240
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,668
- Uh, Nana's on the phone.
RACHEL: Wow.

241
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,505
That's interesting,
since she died seven years ago.

242
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,758
She did?

243
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,135
Who got her condo in Boca?

244
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,763
Hello?

245
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,682
It's our nanny.

246
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,267
Hi.

247
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:41,147
Oh, God, I hope you feel better.
Okay. Bye.

248
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,066
That's Molly. She's sick.

249
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,361
- Can you watch Emma today?
- I can't. I have back-to-back classes.

250
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,530
Did Molly say what she had?
Because my throat's been hurting.

251
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,532
Menstrual cramps.

252
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,828
I don't think that's what this is.

253
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,791
- Can any of you watch Emma?
- No, I'm sorry, sweetie.

254
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,835
No, I've got work,
and then I'm proposing.

255
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,546
Great. Shoot. What am I gonna do?

256
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,590
Well, I could do it.

257
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:11,219
- Well, actually...
- Can I talk to you for a second?

258
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,553
Yeah.

259
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,807
Um, I do not want her
babysitting our child.

260
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,560
- Why not?
- For one thing, she keeps calling her Ella.

261
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:23,064
- Ella's a nice name.
- Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.

262
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,358
- What, the next one?
- Okay.

263
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,320
I don't want her watching our baby.

264
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,699
Ross, I am trying to help her
become a better person.

265
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,784
This is a huge breakthrough for her.

266
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:39,205
She just offered to do something
for another human being.

267
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,958
- You know, I don't know.
RACHEL: Ross, I'm telling you...

268
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,962
...she's giving up getting her eyebrows
shaped to do this, all right?

269
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,841
Do you understand how important
that is in our world?

270
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:56,180
Uh, listen, I couldn't help but overhear,
because I was trying to.

271
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,685
Listen, let me do this.
I really want to help you guys out.

272
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,063
And plus, Rachel's been
so wonderful to me.

273
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,318
- Absolutely.
- Oh, great!

274
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,738
So how much does it pay?

275
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,329
Hey, Joe. How's the second draft
of the letter coming?

276
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,833
Great. I'm finished. In fact,
I just dropped it off at the agency.

277
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,920
- You dropped it off?
- Yeah.

278
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,089
Can we read it?
Can you print out another copy?

279
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,050
No can do, amigo.

280
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,513
No, I didn't use the computer.
It felt more personal to handwrite it.

281
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,433
- You handwrote it?
- Yeah, and don't worry.

282
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,102
I didn't try to sound smart at all.

283
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,521
See you later.

284
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,400
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
That letter is gonna go in our file.

285
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,402
We're never gonna get a kid.

286
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,780
We're gonna be
one of those old couples...

287
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,283
...that collects orchids
or has a lot of birds.

288
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,202
It's okay. It's okay. You know what?

289
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,789
I will just call the agency
and tell them to throw out the letter.

290
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,499
Okay, good.

291
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,834
Hello, this is Chandler Bing.

292
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:11,297
Someone just dropped off a handwritten
recommendation letter and...

293
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,343
Uh-huh.

294
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,595
Okay.

295
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,516
Thank you. Goodbye.

296
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,559
We're screwed, aren't we?

297
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,437
You know what? Just tell me
on the way to the bird store.

298
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,440
- They loved it.
- What?

299
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:33,694
They thought it was very smart of us to have
a child write the recommendation letter.

300
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,823
They thought Joey was a child?

301
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,034
She guessed 8, 9,
based on his drawings.

302
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,706
AMY: Hi.
MONICA: What'd you guys do today?

303
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:51,003
Ella wanted to go out, so we went
shopping and got some sushi.

304
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,590
- That sounds like fun.
- Yeah, not really.

305
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,300
Babies are dull.

306
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,931
- Hey. Hi, how's my girl?
- I'm fine.

307
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,602
And I got you a present
for letting me stay with you.

308
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,856
- Ready?
- Yeah.

309
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,024
AMY:
Ta-da!

310
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,820
You pierced her ears?

311
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,865
Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?

312
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,789
RACHEL:
You pierced her ears?

313
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,375
How could you do this
without telling me?

314
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,254
If I had told you, then it wouldn't
have been a surprise, now would it?

315
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,173
I think she looks cute.

316
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,134
But I am wrong.

317
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:43,347
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.

318
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,100
Why, did something happen
to his falafel cart?

319
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,187
- Hey, guys.
CHANDLER: Ross!

320
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:53,274
Hi, Emma.
Oh. Why is she wearing her hat so low?

321
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,402
- She can barely see.
- I don't really want her to see.

322
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,363
Why not?

323
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,200
Because there are so many
terrible sights in this world.

324
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,745
Like war. Or that thing
in Joey's refrigerator. Remember?

325
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,998
It was in a milk carton,
but it looked like meat?

326
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,792
Come here. Come here.

327
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,338
There she is. Hi.

328
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,051
- What?
- Nothing.

329
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,803
Hi.

330
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,890
What...?

331
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,899
[GASPS]

332
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,905
- Please tell me those are clip-ons!
- Oh, they're real.

333
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,616
Did she do this to her?

334
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,244
I told you we shouldn't have
left Emma with her!

335
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,371
RACHEL:
I know. And you were right, Ross.

336
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,166
Okay? You are so irresponsible!
I am never letting you babysit again!

337
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,293
You know what?
This kid needs me, okay?

338
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:58,339
- She needs to have a cool, fun aunt.
- I'm a cool, fun aunt.

339
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,299
Okay.

340
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:06,264
Hey! Monica can be cool and fun
at organized indoor projects.

341
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:11,602
All I wanted to do was help you try
to figure out what to do with your life.

342
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,062
This is how you repay me?

343
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,983
I don't need you to help me. I already
know what I'm gonna do with my life.

344
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,653
- Oh, yeah? Since when?
- Since today.

345
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:26,033
I am going to be a baby stylist.

346
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,371
- What?
- That's not a thing!

347
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,999
Well, it should be.

348
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,960
I'm gonna help babies learn
how to accessorize...

349
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,505
...what colors to wear,
what clothes are slimming.

350
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,843
- Babies don't care if they're slim!
- Enter Amy.

351
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,139
- Amy, I... I just... I just wanna...
- What? What are you gonna do?

352
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,768
No more falafel for you!

353
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,861
[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

354
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,366
- Great game, huh?
- Uh-huh.

355
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,998
- Why do you keep looking at the screen?
- I'm not. I'm praying.

356
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,375
Please let the Knicks win.

357
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,711
Thank you, Thor.

358
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,423
- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

359
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,759
- Well, I think you should wait.
- Why?

360
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:30,389
Well, if you don't hold it in,
you don't get all the nutrients.

361
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,727
ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention
to the big screen on the scoreboard.

362
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,939
Someone has a special question to ask.

363
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,320
Mike Hannigan, will you marry me?

364
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:49,575
Get a load of this.
She's proposing to him!

365
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:53,371
Guess we know who wears the pants
in that family.

366
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,165
Well, that's not very enlightened.

367
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,416
[CROWD BOOING]

368
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,960
Hey! Hey!

369
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,339
Boo us? Boo you!

370
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,927
[PHONE RINGS]

371
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:13,099
Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani.

372
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,184
Oh, hi.

373
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,355
Well, I'm glad you liked my letter.

374
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,402
No, my mommy and daddy
aren't home right now.

375
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,947
Okay, bye-bye.

376
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,910
She was nice.

377
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,497
Joey, get Amy's bags.
She is moving out.

378
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,998
Woo-hoo!

379
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,795
- You're kicking me out?
- You put holes in my baby's ears.

380
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,172
At least now people
will know she's a girl!

381
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,757
[GASPS]

382
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,302
I can't believe I ever
even tried to help you.

383
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:53,055
- You are so beyond help!
- You know what?

384
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,225
Ever since I got here,
you have been nothing but negative.

385
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,060
- Excuse me?
- You didn't want me...

386
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,604
...to marry the old guy
with the great apartment.

387
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:05,568
Then I tried to help your daughter
de-emphasize her flaws...

388
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,820
...and suddenly I'm the bad guy?

389
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:11,907
- Joey, where are those bags?
JOEY: She has a lot of crap!

390
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,995
You know? When I moved in here,
I thought, "This will be so great.

391
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,248
Just us sisters back together again
like when we were kids."

392
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,418
Except without that stupid Jill. Oh.

393
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,879
Who has gotten fat, by the way.

394
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,090
Seriously?

395
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,843
Mom said she gained, like, 15 pounds.

396
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,846
- Hips or thighs?
- Ass and face.

397
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:38,058
Oh, my God!
I thought she was on Atkins.

398
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,227
She was. Carbs found her.

399
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,276
See? This is what I wanted.

400
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:51,030
Two sisters talking about real stuff.

401
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,618
Oh, I can give you that.

402
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,162
- You can?
RACHEL: Yeah.

403
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:01,248
I kept trying to make you
a better person, but you're...

404
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,752
You're already a pretty perfect version
of what you are.

405
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,755
Thank you.

406
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,591
You gotta admit, Emma does look cute.

407
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,721
- Did you just say, "Emma"?
- Oh, I'm sorry. Ella.

408
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,147
That woman didn't know what
she was talking about, Mike.

409
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,650
Obviously, you have balls.

410
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,862
- Please, let's just forget the whole thing.
PHOEBE: I would love it.

411
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,948
- Consider it forgotten.
- Thank you.

412
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,450
But just so you know...

413
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:42,248
However and whenever you decide
to propose, I promise I'll say yes.

414
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,917
Whether, you know,
it's at a basketball game...

415
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,002
...or in skywriting...

416
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,880
...or, you know, like some lame
guy in a cheesy movie...

417
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,091
...who hides it in the cake.

418
00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,307
It's in the cake, isn't it?

419
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,895
Where else would lame
Mr. No-Balls hide it?

420
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,898
What's the matter with me?
Why do I keep ruining this?

421
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,484
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, it's my fault.

422
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,195
I keep trying to propose
in these stupid ways...

423
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:17,575
...and I just wanna tell you I love you,
and I wanna spend my life with you...

424
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:25,207
- I'm gonna do this now.
- Oh, my God.

425
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,838
- Phoebe, I...
- Wait. Oh, wait.

426
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,052
Oh, no.

427
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,225
- Ready?
- Uh-huh.

428
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,810
Okay.

429
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,107
Phoebe, I love you.

430
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:55,154
There's no one else in the world I would
ask to marry me three times.

431
00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:00,075
But I want to take care of you...

432
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,660
...have babies with you...

433
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,247
...and grow old with you.

434
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,377
Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

435
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,172
Yes.

436
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,181
- I love you.
- I love you more.

437
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,557
Not possible.

438
00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,569
She's gonna be Mrs. No-Balls!

439
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,703
So how's the, uh, baby-styling
business going?

440
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,997
Not that great.

441
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:51,043
It's almost as if people don't want
to hear that their babies are ugly.

442
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,713
That's shocking.

443
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,759
There's Ross. Hey, Ross.

444
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,805
Hello, Ross?

445
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,100
He's rude.

446
00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:14,316
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