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Oh, hey, you guys?

2
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I couldn't get a reservation
for the night of my birthday...

3
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...so we'll have to do dinner
Thursday night instead.

4
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- Thursday? But that's Halloween.
PHOEBE: So?

5
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It's just spooky, that's all.

6
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Uh, so is Mike coming to dinner?

7
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No. It's my first birthday
with a boyfriend, and he has to work.

8
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I'd get mad at him, but I think
it's too soon to show my true colors.

9
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Well, I would make the reservation
for five.

10
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One of us has to stay home
and watch Emma.

11
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- Which one of us should go to dinner?
- Oh, Rachel.

12
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Uh, actually, I was thinking
maybe both of us could go.

13
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Oh, yay.

14
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Thanks. I'll put a lot of extra thought
into your gift.

15
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All right, so great, we can all go now.

16
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That is fun. Hey. You know what?

17
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We all haven't been together,
the six of us, in such a long time.

18
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What are you talking about?
We're all together now.

19
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Uh, Mon? Chandler's not here.

20
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Oh, dear God.

21
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Hello, everyone. It's nice to see
our team together for the first time.

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Now, before we get started,
are there any questions?

23
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- Yes. Ken, is it?
KEN: That's right.

24
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Is it true the reason you're in Tulsa
is that you fell asleep in a meeting...

25
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...and took the job without realizing
what you were saying yes to?

26
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[CHUCKLES]

27
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Well, don't believe
everything you hear, Ken.

28
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But yeah, that's true.

29
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All right, let's get started by, uh,
taking a look at last quarter's figures.

30
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Uh, Claudia, aren't you supposed
to blow smoke up the boss's ass?

31
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- I'm sorry. Does the smoke bother you?
- No. I smoked for years. Then I quit.

32
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Right now, I can't remember why.

33
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You're not allowed to smoke
in this office though, right?

34
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Yes, in Oklahoma it's legal to smoke
in offices with 15 people or less.

35
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- Would you like one?
- All right, look. I don't smoke anymore.

36
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But if the rest of you want to light up,
go ahead, it's fine.

37
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So you all smoke, then? Heh.

38
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You know, it's almost rude
that I'm not smoking.

39
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- That's not true. If you don't wanna smoke...
- Ken, please!

40
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No, I can't. I can't smoke.
If I smoke, my wife would kill me.

41
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I'm sorry, but isn't your wife
back in New York?

42
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I've always liked you, Ken.

43
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

44
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PHOEBE:
Trick or treat.

45
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MONICA: Hey.
- Ooh, and "treat" it is.

46
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Wow. So glad I changed.

47
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I almost wore my threadbare robe
that can't contain my breasts.

48
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This is not what I'm wearing.
I'm ovulating...

49
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...and Chandler's gonna be home.
So I thought we would try before dinner.

50
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Oh. Wait, does that...? You guys won't
be late for my dinner, will you?

51
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Chandler and I have not seen each other
in over a week.

52
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We'll probably be the first ones there.

53
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Okay. See you there. Happy humping.

54
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Hey. Well, hey.

55
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Oh. Wow, somebody smoked out here?

56
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My God, don't people know you're
not allowed to smoke in public spaces?

57
00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:10,666
Actually, in Oklahoma, smoking is legal
in offices with fewer than 15 people.

58
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Oh, you smoked.

59
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No. I just happen to know a lot of trivia
about smoking in different states.

60
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For example, in Hawaii,
cigarettes are called lei-lana-lukus.

61
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- Oh, Chandler, you stink of cigarettes.
- Do you think Monica is gonna smell it?

62
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Are you kidding? That woman
has the nose of a bloodhound.

63
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And the breasts of a Greek goddess.

64
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Pheebs?

65
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I'm gonna go.

66
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Okay. Something to cover the smell.

67
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Oven cleaner.

68
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Unscented.

69
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MONICA:
Welcome home.

70
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I've missed you.

71
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- You wanna join me in the bedroom?
- No, thanks, I'm good.

72
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Oh, okay. So you want to play it
that way, do you?

73
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Well, uh, you know what?
Actually, I just got off a plane...

74
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...so I'm feeling gross.
Maybe I should take a shower.

75
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- Come here, you don't need a shower.
- All right, the truth is...

76
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...I soiled myself
during some turbulence.

77
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What do I smell? I smell smoke.

78
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Did you smoke?

79
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Yes. But I just had one.

80
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Two.

81
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Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five.

82
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A pack. Two pack... A carton.

83
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Three big fat cartons in two days.

84
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But it's over. I've made a decision,
I'm not gonna smoke anymore.

85
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Well, those are for you.

86
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All right. Well, we'll just, uh,
see you when you get here. Bye.

87
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Oh, that was my mom.
She's stuck in terrible traffic.

88
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Okay, well, that is now the third sign
that I should not leave Emma.

89
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- What are the other two?
- Well, the first one is, I don't want to.

90
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And second one, I'm not going.

91
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I know this is the first time
we're leaving the baby.

92
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Hey, I know how hard it is for you. But...

93
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But everything's gonna be fine.
I mean, my mom is gonna be with her.

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- She's great with kids.
- She is?

95
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Yeah.

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What about Monica?

97
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Hey, you only hear Monica's side of that.
Okay, that little fatso was a terror.

98
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- I just don't think I can do it.
- You know what? You can and you should.

99
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Really, it'll be good for you.

100
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In fact, you know what?

101
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Why don't you go ahead to the restaurant,
and I will wait for my mom...

102
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...and then I'll meet you there?
No, no, really, you should go. Go out.

103
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Really, the world is your oyster.
Kick up your heels. Paint the town red.

104
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- You need to learn some new slang.
- I'm serious. Come on, you should go.

105
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Here. No, just go.

106
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- Well... Oh!
- No, no. You know what?

107
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You're not getting back in there.
The baby's fine. Now, scram.

108
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Yeah, tell your story walking.

109
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I was just going to say
that I left my keys.

110
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Oh.

111
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Holy moley, are we in a pickle now.

112
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Where is everyone?
They're 40 minutes late.

113
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- I know.
- I'm starving.

114
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I knew we were coming here tonight.
I ate nothing all day.

115
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What about me?
I only had one lunch today.

116
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So are we expecting
the rest of our party shortly?

117
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Yes, they are expected presently.
Yeah.

118
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Their, um... Their arrival is in the offing.

119
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Right. We do have
a table for two available.

120
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- Perhaps you'd be...
- No, they're coming.

121
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We're waiting right here.

122
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Joseph.

123
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One needn't worry. They shan't be long.

124
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It's just that we do have
some large parties waiting.

125
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Oh, one really does have a stick
up one's ass, doesn't one?

126
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How can you smoke in this day and age?
Have you not seen that ad? Huh?

127
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Where the little kid walks
through Grandpa? It's chilling.

128
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I messed up. It was a meeting.
Everybody was smoking.

129
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So what? Don't you have any willpower?

130
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Willpower? I've watched home movies
of you eating Ding Dongs...

131
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...without taking the tinfoil off.

132
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You said that was sexy.

133
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Okay, look, can we just drop this?
I'm not gonna smoke again.

134
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That's right, because I forbid you
to smoke again.

135
00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,499
- You forbid me?
- Mm-hm.

136
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,544
You know, I've flown a long way
to see my loving wife.

137
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,629
Is she here, by the way?

138
00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:13,218
Chandler, don't joke with me. Okay?
I'm very, very upset right now.

139
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,804
Oh. Would you say this is the most upset
you could be?

140
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I think so.

141
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Well, then I might as well...

142
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...do this.

143
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Not really sure what to do now.

144
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I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

145
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We're already late
for Phoebe's birthday dinner.

146
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So you're going to put out
that cigarette...

147
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...we're gonna put this fight on hold,
and go have sex.

148
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Fine. What?

149
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Sex. This is the last day I'm ovulating.
If we don't do it...

150
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...we're gonna have to wait
until next month.

151
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You're serious?

152
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- Oh, yeah.
- All right, fine, I'll do it, but no talking.

153
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,685
- And no cuddling.
- And no kissing your neck.

154
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,812
Oh, good. I hate it when you do that.

155
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:12,319
And lots of kissing your neck.

156
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,946
Okay, well, the super's not home.

157
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,699
But my mother's gonna be here,
and she has the key.

158
00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:21,119
I can't wait that long. You have to do
something. Knock that door down.

159
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,496
I would, but I bruise like a peach.

160
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:29,836
Besides, you know, everything's
gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping.

161
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,881
- What if she jumps out of the bassinet?
- Can't hold her own head up.

162
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,257
But, yeah, jumped.

163
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,260
Oh, my God.
I left the water running.

164
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:41,306
You did not leave the water running.
Please, pull yourself together, okay?

165
00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:45,810
- Well, did I leave the stove on?
- You haven't cooked since 1996.

166
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,773
Is the window open? If the window's
open a bird could fly in and...

167
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,858
Oh, my God, you know what?
I think you're right.

168
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,443
- Listen.
- What? What?

169
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:58,031
A pigeon. No. No, wait, no.
An eagle flew in.

170
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,118
Landed on the stove and caught fire.

171
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:10,377
The baby, seeing this, jumps across
the apartment to the mighty bird's aid.

172
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,380
The eagle, however, misconstrues this
as an act of aggression...

173
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,256
...and grabs the baby in its talon.

174
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:18,677
Meanwhile, the faucet
fills the apartment with water.

175
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:22,347
Baby and bird, still ablaze,
are locked in a death grip...

176
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:27,352
...swirling around the whirlpool
that fills the apartment.

177
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,231
Boy, are you gonna be sorry
if that's true.

178
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,570
- Hello.
BOTH: Hi.

179
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,698
It's been an hour.

180
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:43,868
The maitre d' asked if you'd reconsider
switching to a smaller table.

181
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,662
Maybe we should just eat now.

182
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,457
You can't order until the entire
party's arrived. Restaurant policy.

183
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,585
Well, how about this?
Another table leaves, right...

184
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,797
...but there's still some food left
on their plates.

185
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,426
Okay, what's the restaurant's policy
about people eating that?

186
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,554
- It's frowned upon.
- But it happens.

187
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,560
- All right, I gotta go to the bathroom.
- No, you can't go.

188
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,979
No, no, no.
I can't hold this table on my own.

189
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,189
If they ask me to move, I'll cave.

190
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,358
Well, if you ask me to stay, I'll pee.

191
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,992
Good evening, miss.

192
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,911
Miss?

193
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,291
Miss? Miss?

194
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:36,045
Okay, fine, I'll move. All right.
You don't have to manhandle me.

195
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:40,550
Where? Okay.

196
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,719
Thank you.

197
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,846
Wow.

198
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,937
Finally, you guys made it.

199
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,279
Pheebs, who the hell...? Ah!

200
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:12,540
Spend more time with the tie.
That'll make a baby.

201
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:17,670
Look, I can't do this. I can't make love
to you while we're fighting this way.

202
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,173
Oh, sure. Now you're Mr. Sensitivity.

203
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,009
But when you wanted to have sex
right after my uncle's funeral...

204
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,303
That was a celebration of life.

205
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,598
All right, look, I'm not gonna do this.

206
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,309
Is this the way you want our baby
to be conceived?

207
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,771
No, you're right.

208
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,649
Yeah, we shouldn't do it like this.

209
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,692
[MONICA SIGHS]

210
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,530
For what it's worth, I'm sorry.

211
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,991
I shouldn't have come down on you
so hard about the smoking.

212
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:51,162
So you had a few cigarettes.
It's not the end of the world.

213
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,957
- Really?
- Yeah.

214
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,459
You are incredible.

215
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,170
And listen,
I'm not gonna smoke again.

216
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,423
And if I do, I promise
I will hide it so much better from you.

217
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,058
- Do you want to?
- Yeah, let's celebrate life.

218
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,810
MONICA:
Okay.

219
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,772
RACHEL:
Oh, God.

220
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,816
Oh, thank God you're okay.

221
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,485
I'm sorry we left you.
Mommy will never leave you again.

222
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,697
Never, ever, ever again.

223
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,740
Great. So let's get going.

224
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:32,579
Oh, no. I mean it. After what just happened,
I'm never leaving her again.

225
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,540
I understand. Separation is hard.

226
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,711
One time I was about to leave Ross
to go to the beauty parlor.

227
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,630
And he got so upset
he took off all his clothes...

228
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:46,050
...tucked his willy between his legs...

229
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:51,055
...and cried out,
"Mommy, I'm a girl. Take me with you."

230
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:02,984
Somehow, over time,
it got easier to be apart from you.

231
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,280
CHANDLER:
Ah.

232
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You are welcome.

233
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,496
- You know what? Let's not talk.
- What?

234
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:19,167
- I am still so mad at you for smoking.
- But you said you forgave me.

235
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,169
It was just a couple of cigarettes,
no big deal.

236
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,212
Oh, blah-blah-blah-blah.

237
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:28,801
I was ovulating and you said you wouldn't
have sex with me if we were fighting.

238
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:35,391
- You tricked me to get me into bed?
- That's right. I got mine.

239
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,730
I feel so used.

240
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:45,485
Well, I guess they're not coming.
You want to just order?

241
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,196
Thank you.

242
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,953
Waiter? All right, this is gonna
go fast, so try to keep up.

243
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,246
Risotto with shaved truffles
and the rib steak...

244
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,958
...with the golden chanterelles
and the Bordelaise sauce...

245
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,628
...unless any of that stuff I just said
means "snails."

246
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,298
- It does not.
- Tomato tart...

247
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,467
...and, um, which of the pastas
would you recommend?

248
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,470
- Oh, well, they're both exquis...
- Both it is. Thank you.

249
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,847
Oh, uh, can I make a special request?

250
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,891
Can you bring everything
as soon as it's ready?

251
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,601
Appetizers, entrées, we don't care.

252
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,019
ROSS: Hey.
RACHEL: Hi. Hi.

253
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,400
- I'll just wait to put your order in.
- You guys are over an hour late.

254
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,735
- What happened to you two?
ROSS: So sorry.

255
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:31,280
- We got locked out of the apartment.
- That's a great story. Can I eat it?

256
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,243
And then Rachel wasn't sure
she could leave the baby.

257
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,871
It wasn't easy, but it's your birthday
and I did what I had to do.

258
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,541
And that's Judy over there at the bar
with Emma?

259
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,423
This is for the best. I'm not distracted,
worrying about Emma...

260
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:52,218
...how she's doing at home, and I'm
gonna be completely here with you.

261
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,720
- Oh, she spit up.
- What?

262
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:57,098
She spit up. Judy? She spit...
Judy, look alive, Judy.

263
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,937
RACHEL: Thank you.
- Thanks.

264
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,775
ROSS: Ooh.
- Whew, everything looks delicious.

265
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,738
What should I have?
What should I have?

266
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:15,783
Never hit a woman.
Never hit a woman.

267
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,703
I know what you mean,
this looks incredible.

268
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,789
Ross bruises like a peach.
He bruises like a peach.

269
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,209
Okay, I'll have the fig salad
and the duck.

270
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,211
I'll have the, uh, soup and the salmon.

271
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,380
Remember, whatever comes up first,
okay?

272
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,923
- And hurry...
- Happy birthday.

273
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,258
Son of a bitch.

274
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:36,512
- Where have you been?
- Well, we had a little fight.

275
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,681
I would never lie
to get someone into bed.

276
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,477
You used to tell girls
you were a Kennedy.

277
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,481
Thanks.

278
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,735
Thanks. Wow.

279
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,780
A little tight, isn't it?
Why didn't you get a bigger table?

280
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,285
You had a big table
but they made you move.

281
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,912
Ha, ha. Shut up, Monica.

282
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:07,085
Oh, well, I suppose that Chandler
will have the smoked duck.

283
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:13,591
And I suppose that Monica
will have the manipulative shrew.

284
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,302
- I'll give you another minute.
- What, where you going?

285
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,138
He said she wanted the shrew.

286
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,100
Rach, come on, Emma's fine.

287
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:26,479
You're turning into an obsessive mother,
okay? You need to stop.

288
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:31,859
You guys ever hear the story about
when Ross' mom went to the beauty salon?

289
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:38,074
- You mean the willy story?
- Ha, ha. They already know it.

290
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,955
We've been waiting for you
for a long time.

291
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,623
- Maybe you should order.
- That's okay.

292
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,668
- I told the waiter what they want.
- Why would you do that?

293
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,212
Chandler, control your woman.

294
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,590
Okay, well...
Everybody has ordered.

295
00:18:54,758 --> 00:19:01,430
I would like to start the celebration
and make a toast to Phoebe.

296
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,976
- She dropped her sock.
- Aw. What?

297
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,688
- No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
MONICA: Mom's here?

298
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:12,900
I wanted to have lunch with her today.
She told me she was out of town.

299
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:16,154
Ross, she still has not noticed
that the baby's sock is on the ground.

300
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,656
It's a good toast.

301
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,492
Look, will you please get her attention?

302
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,620
Mommy?

303
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,082
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

304
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,756
Oh, for God's sake, Judy,
pick up the sock.

305
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:39,010
Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!

306
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,266
I'm sorry, was that rude?

307
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,353
Did my little outburst...

308
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:53,733
...blunt the hideousness
that is this evening?

309
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,818
Look, I know you all
have a lot going on...

310
00:19:55,986 --> 00:20:01,908
...but all I wanted to do was have dinner
with my friends on my birthday.

311
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:05,745
And you are all so late, and you
didn't even have the courtesy to call.

312
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,497
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

313
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,959
Well, it's too late now.

314
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,878
Yeah, Pheebs, I don't think that's us.

315
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:19,550
Oh, well, this is... This is not over.
Hello?

316
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:25,431
- What is going on with you two?
- Well, you see, I'm ovulating.

317
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,226
Oh, yeah, that's what she says.

318
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:34,023
But maybe you're not ovulating at all.
Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed.

319
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,861
Yeah, Smokey, that's what it was.
I just can't get enough.

320
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,322
You're not gonna believe this. She lied.

321
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,741
She tricked me into having sex with her.

322
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,453
So? You got to have sex, right?

323
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,956
What's the matter with me?
Why am I such a girl?

324
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:56,045
- Okay. That was Mike.
- Oh, Phoebe, honey, we are so sorry.

325
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,423
You are totally right.
We are here 100 percent...

326
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,969
...and we love you, and we are ready
to start your birthday celebration.

327
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,347
Oh. You guys,
that means the world to me.

328
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,935
Okay, I'm gonna take off.

329
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,188
What?

330
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,774
Oh, I love you guys too,
but Mike got off work early.

331
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,776
Wait.

332
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,489
Wait. I'm not the... I'm not the kind of girl
that just ditches her friends...

333
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,908
...to be with her boyfriend.

334
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,410
You know what? I am.

335
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,830
Bye, guys. Judy. Bye.

336
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,001
Oh, thank God. If Phoebe's gone,
can we take Emma home?

337
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:39,255
That's a good idea. Our babysitter
just pounded another chardonnay.

338
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,673
- Bye, you guys.
MONICA: Bye.

339
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:44,510
See you. Well, I guess it's just us.

340
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,387
[ALL CHUCKLE]

341
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:52,685
So I'm probably still ovulating.
Do you wanna give it another try?

342
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:56,147
So you've never had sex
with a Kennedy, have you?

343
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,567
- You're gonna go do it?
- We don't have much time.

344
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,902
Once the egg descends into the
fallopian tube...

345
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,946
Whoa, whoa, get out of here.

346
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,662
I sincerely hope the rest of your party
is returning.

347
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,206
No, just me. All alone.

348
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,672
Dinner for six for one.

349
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,676
Well, you boys are about
to see something really special.

350
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,025
- How was everything, sir?
- Excellent.

351
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,445
The shrew, in particular, was exquisite.

352
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,198
Well, I hope you've got some room left.

353
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:50,659
ALL [SINGING]:
Happy birthday to you

354
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:53,496
Happy birthday to you

355
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,664
Happy birthday, dear

356
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:56,999
Joey. Joey.

357
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,793
Joey

358
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,171
Happy birthday to you

359
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,965
This is the best birthday ever.

360
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,553
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