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Wait. Before we go in, I just
want you to know that I love you.

2
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And I had a great time
on our honeymoon.

3
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I can't wait to go in there and spend
the rest of our life together.

4
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You're sticking with
the shell necklace, huh?

5
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[DOOR OPENS]

6
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- Hey, you're back! Woo-hoo!
- Yay!

7
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[ALL CHATTERING]

8
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- Come on in!
- Yeah, come on!

9
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[PHOEBE LAUGHING]

10
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How was the honeymoon?

11
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So much fun. The best part is, we met
this incredible couple on the flight back.

12
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That was the best part?
Good honeymooning, tiger.

13
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They're cool.
They were on their honeymoon too.

14
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They're terrific. They live here in the city.

15
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Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call?
I wanna call.

16
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Sorry, we're excited. We finally
have a couple to hang out with.

17
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A couple? Like two people?
Like one, two people?

18
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This is different.
Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.

19
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Ugh, Greg and Jenny. Ugh!
"Hi, Greg. I'm Chandler. This is Monica."

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"Hi, Monica. This is Jenny."
"Hi, Jenny. Hi, Greg."

21
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[MUTTERS]

22
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- Listen, they're great. If you got a chance...
- You know what?

23
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Why don't you give us our souvenirs
and get the hell out of here.

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- We didn't get a chance to...
- You've got to be kidding me!

25
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- We didn't get anything for anyone.
- Mm-hm, yeah. Nice necklace.

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That you can have.

27
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- Hi.
MONICA: Hey!

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- Hello!
- Welcome home.

29
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So, how was the honeymoon?

30
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Great! How about you?
I mean, you're having a baby!

31
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- Oh, look, I have a sonogram picture.
- Oh, good.

32
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Ross, it's got your wavy, black lines.

33
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So now that Ross knows,
can you tell us how it happened?

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When did it happen?
How many times did it happen?

35
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- Monica, that's not right.
- What?

36
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Start with where.

37
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Well, it happened about six weeks ago.

38
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And, uh, I had just got home from work
and Ross was already there.

39
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- I guess he'd been hanging out with Joey.
- You're welcome, buddy.

40
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Yeah, thanks.

41
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And so I had a lot of work, and Ross,
nice guy that he is, offered to help me out.

42
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And then we had wine,
we got to talking.

43
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Next thing you know,
out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.

44
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Um, heh. That's...

45
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That's a little misleading.

46
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- What is?
- The lie you just told.

47
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- That you came on to me?
- There's the one!

48
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- But you did. Let's be honest.
- Yes, let's.

49
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You know what? Uh, it's not important.

50
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Heh, what's important is
that we're having a baby.

51
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It doesn't matter who came on to who.

52
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"Whom."

53
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That's right.

54
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- You kissed me first.
- What? You were begging me to kiss you!

55
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You were sending me signals
all over the place.

56
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- I was sending signals? Please.
- Yeah.

57
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Okay, anyone think that
I'd actually send Ross begging signals?

58
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Please, show of hands.

59
00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:08,330
It doesn't matter what people "believe."
What matters is what happened.

60
00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,458
These signals, explain this.
Maybe I need to be more careful.

61
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Am I you sending these signals
right now?

62
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- You know what? Just drop it.
- Show me how I begged you.

63
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I can show you!
I have it on videotape.

64
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It's an expression.

65
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I can't believe he taped
the two of them having sex.

66
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Yeah. You gotta tell a girl
before you tape her.

67
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Such a rookie mistake.

68
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- Know who has a great camera?
- Greg and Jenny?

69
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- Do you want to call them? I want to.
- Let's call.

70
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Ask them if they brought
their friends souvenirs.

71
00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,471
Hello? 8th Street Deli?

72
00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:10,726
Hey, hang up. You get food poisoning
just talking to that place.

73
00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,021
- Sorry, wrong number.
- Here you go, babe.

74
00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,609
Hello? It's the deli again!

75
00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,945
All right, I'll have a sandwich.

76
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I don't think this number's right.

77
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[CHUCKLING]

78
00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:32,581
- What?
- You got fake-numbered.

79
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- What? People don't do that.
- Oh, I think we do.

80
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- A fake number? Why would they do that?
- I don't know.

81
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You were a delight to talk to.

82
00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,552
You asked those insightful,
great questions.

83
00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,095
And you've never been funnier.

84
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I mean, joke, joke, joke!
You were a hoot!

85
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Don't worry about it.
You still got me and Phoebe.

86
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Excuse me, I don't want
Greg and Jenny's rejects.

87
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Rachel won't talk to me.
She won't open the door.

88
00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,030
Hmm, I wonder why, pervert.

89
00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,741
Okay, listen, I am not a pervert.

90
00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,243
That's, like, the pervert motto.

91
00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:13,163
Yeah, they have you
raise your right hand...

92
00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:16,083
...put your left hand down your pants
and repeat that.

93
00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:20,212
Filming Rachel was not
something I planned.

94
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Look, here's what happened.
And Joey can back me up on this.

95
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About a month and a half ago,
remember I came to you with a problem?

96
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Um, a...

97
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The personal thing?

98
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- Pers...? What personal thing?
- About... About sex?

99
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That I hadn't had sex in months?

100
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Yeah, I knew what
you were talking about.

101
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- Hey.
- Hey.

102
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Do you have a minute?

103
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I'd like to talk about something
I'm uncomfortable talking about.

104
00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,045
Sure, yeah.

105
00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:06,425
How about, uh,
you showering with your mom?

106
00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,762
I actually had a topic in mind.

107
00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:20,355
I'm kind of going through
a dry spell, sex-wise.

108
00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,483
- Oh, for, like, months?
- Five, to be...

109
00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,569
...lying. Six.

110
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Six months? That's rough.

111
00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:33,201
Well, it's not all bad. I'm learning to
appreciate the, uh, small things in life.

112
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Like the sound of a bird,
or the color of the sky.

113
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The sky's blue, Ross.
And I had sex yesterday.

114
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Please help me.
I have a date tonight.

115
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It has to go well.
I'm scared for my health.

116
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Okay, okay. Oh! I got something.
It's this story that I came up with.

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Very romantic.
Any woman that hears it, they're like putty.

118
00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,855
Really? Tell it to me.

119
00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,775
Okay. Now, you're gonna want to have sex
with me when you hear it.

120
00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:10,071
But you have to remember,
it is just the story.

121
00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:16,328
- I'll try to control myself.
- Okay. Ahem.

122
00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:20,707
Years ago, when I was backpacking
across Western Europe...

123
00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,919
Heh, you were backpacking
across Europe?

124
00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,922
- Have a nice six more months, Ross.
- Okay, okay!

125
00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:32,761
I'm sorry. Please, please.
You were in Western Europe, and?

126
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:39,893
I was outside Barcelona, hiking
in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.

127
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I was at the end of this path.
I came to a clearing, and there was a lake.

128
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:51,238
Very secluded.
There were tall trees all around.

129
00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:55,075
It was dead silent. Gorgeous.

130
00:08:55,326 --> 00:09:01,248
And across the lake I saw
a beautiful woman bathing herself.

131
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,417
But she was crying.

132
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,587
Why?

133
00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:12,300
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

134
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,805
Mm! Mm, this is great wine.

135
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,349
It's from France.

136
00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,353
In Europe.

137
00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:26,147
Western Europe.

138
00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:34,072
You know, um, a few years ago
I was backpacking across Western Europe.

139
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,034
- Really?
- Mm-hm. Wait, it gets better.

140
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,706
Um, yeah, I was in, um, Barcelona.

141
00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:46,793
I studied for a year in Barcelona.

142
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:52,716
- Anyway, um, so I was hiking...
- I love hiking!

143
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,926
Oh, that's great!

144
00:09:56,762 --> 00:10:01,308
I was hiking along the foothills
of Mount Tibidaybo...

145
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:05,645
- I think it's "Tibidabo."
- Okay, do you want to tell the story?

146
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,568
Whoa, what are you doing here?
How'd your date go?

147
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,613
Great. I'm across the street
having sex right now.

148
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:21,328
- Your story sucks.
- If it didn't work, you didn't tell it right.

149
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,914
- Show me how you did it.
- No, I don't want to.

150
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:30,462
- How long since you seen a girl naked?
- I was backpacking across Western Europe.

151
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:35,925
- I'm not feeling it.
- I was outside Barcelona, hiking...

152
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:41,806
- No, Ross, I'm not hot. Are you hot?
- It's been six months. I'm always hot.

153
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:46,061
You're not selling the story.
You don't believe it.

154
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,272
I gotta go, I got a date.
But try this.

155
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,067
Do what I do
when I'm preparing for an audition.

156
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,069
I'll set you up with my video camera.

157
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,155
You can record yourself
and see what you're doing wrong.

158
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,948
I'll try that.

159
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:02,911
All right. Now, you're all set up.
Good to go.

160
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,330
- Just hit record. Good luck.
- Thanks.

161
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:09,292
And Joe, listen. If you ever have
any problem with the ladies...

162
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,503
...you know I'll help you out.

163
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,468
That means a lot to me, man.

164
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,569
Hello.

165
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:43,410
Can I get you anything?
Lens cleaner? Your battery okay?

166
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,787
- Rachel.
- Oh, Ross.

167
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,414
- Hi.
- Thank God you're here.

168
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,542
You have to help me.
Were you just talking to yourself?

169
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:55,505
That's less embarrassing.
Yes. Yes, I was.

170
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:59,759
ROSS: When she came in, I got distracted
and totally forgot about the camera.

171
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,054
It kept rolling and recorded everything.

172
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,476
- Yeah, we're gonna need to see that tape.
- Yeah.

173
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:13,189
What a great idea!
That'll get Rachel to forgive me.

174
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,443
This is not fair to her.
Let's forget the tape.

175
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,403
Thank you.

176
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,405
[MOUTHS]
You'll show it to me.

177
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,701
- No.
- You're right.

178
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:30,248
- Joey, no.
- Loud and clear.

179
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,966
I don't get why Greg and Jenny
would give us a fake number.

180
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,635
You know, if they knew
what they were doing...

181
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:46,181
...they didn't give you real names either.
- Okay.

182
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:50,226
Maybe people give out fake numbers,
but they don't give out fake names.

183
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,853
Oh, yeah?

184
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,147
Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you.

185
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,068
Regina Phalange.

186
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,530
- We didn't do anything wrong.
MONICA: I know.

187
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:08,036
Although you did tell
an awful lot of jokes.

188
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,707
I thought you said those jokes
were funny. Joke, joke, joke!

189
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,042
Joke, joke...

190
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,627
[BABBLES]

191
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,551
- Maybe it was your questions.
- What about my questions?

192
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:27,806
The sheer volume.
It was like flying with the Riddler.

193
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:34,187
- Ooh, sorry, was that another joke?
- Was that another question?

194
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,901
- Hey, is Ross still here?
- Uh, no, Rach, he's gone, but listen.

195
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,571
He told us what happened.
It sounds like an honest mistake.

196
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:48,535
Really? How would you like it if I had sex
with you and I taped it?

197
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,995
Oh, forget it.

198
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:57,836
Oh, there he is, the father of my child,
the porn king of the West Village.

199
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,172
Look, it was an accident, okay?

200
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,676
I feel bad it happened.
I swear, I didn't even watch it.

201
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,720
Anyway, here.

202
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:11,891
I thought you might be more comfortable
destroying it yourself.

203
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,143
Thank you.

204
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,397
[ALL SHOUTING]

205
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,402
What?

206
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,195
[ALL SHOUTING]

207
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,533
- You don't want to see this, do you?
- Hell, yeah!

208
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,245
I am not gonna show you this.

209
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,291
Not the sex part.
Just the stuff leading up to it.

210
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,668
Forget it. She's destroying it.

211
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:42,255
Okay, fine! Fine. We'll just have to think
of some other way...

212
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,674
...to put the "who came on to who"
thing to rest.

213
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,176
Come on now, think!

214
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,891
Forget it. It's Rachel's tape,
and she can do whatever she wants with it.

215
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:57,562
And she wants to destroy it,
so end of story.

216
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:01,649
- I want to see it.
- What?

217
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,027
Clearly you don't want people
to see this tape.

218
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,195
I don't want people
to see this tape either.

219
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,575
But you so badly don't want people to see
it that it makes me want to see it. See?

220
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,663
Are we watching the tape or not?

221
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:22,045
- I don't want people to see it for your sake.
- Oh, I don't believe you.

222
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,298
I think you don't want them
to see you begging me.

223
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,095
- Rachel, please?
- Oh, a little preview.

224
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:37,977
Fine. But I want the record to show
that I tried to take the high road.

225
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,939
Because in about five minutes,
I'm gonna be saying:

226
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,733
[LAUGHING]

227
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,282
Okay, here we go.

228
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,577
Hello. Can I can get you anything?

229
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,996
I'm so happy.

230
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,502
RACHEL:
Oh, thank God you're here.

231
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,046
I need you to help me.
Were you talking to yourself?

232
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- Oh, there I am.
- You're gonna get pregnant.

233
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RACHEL:
I screwed up so bad.

234
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:17,141
I told Monica that I'd stuff and send
those wedding invitations weeks ago.

235
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ROSS:
You didn't do it?

236
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I had put them in...
In my desk at work...

237
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,273
...and I forgot about them until today.

238
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:32,448
Sweetie, it's okay.
Everybody made it to the wedding. I'm fine.

239
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:37,161
- Kind of hurting my hand though.
- I know.

240
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I can not believe that I did this.

241
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:43,001
Especially after Monica
just went on and on and on about it.

242
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"Here are the invitations, Rachel.
Be very careful, Rachel.

243
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Please drinking no liquids
around the invitations, Rachel."

244
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Whoa, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

245
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,430
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

246
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,063
Did you do it on our invitations?

247
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,154
Not on the ones we sent out.

248
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:16,784
So just the ones you gave back to us
and we had framed?

249
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,793
Can you believe this is happening?

250
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,881
- It seems like yesterday they got engaged.
- I know.

251
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:35,219
Remember the night they got engaged?
How you and I almost...

252
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,389
Oh, I remember how we almost.

253
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,685
You think we would've gone through with it
if we hadn't gotten caught?

254
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,563
You think we would have done it?

255
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:51,903
I know I wanted to.
I just wasn't sure if you wanted to.

256
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,947
Oh, I wanted to.

257
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:59,952
So we... We both wanted to.

258
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,081
- Interesting.
- Mm.

259
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:11,297
Anyway, um,
probably worked out for the best.

260
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,258
Yeah, sure.

261
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,053
In about 10 seconds,
you're gonna see him kiss me.

262
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:21,349
And in about 5 seconds,
you're gonna see why.

263
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,938
Ross, did I ever tell you about the time...

264
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,525
...that I went backpacking
through Western Europe?

265
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,409
Okay, get ready to see some begging.

266
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,579
Oh, you came on to Ross!

267
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,667
- What?
- Now I'm so happy.

268
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,046
- What are you talking about?
- You used the Europe story!

269
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,675
That's the magic story you use
when you want to have sex!

270
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:03,182
- How do you know about that story?
- How do you know about that story?

271
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,811
I heard it from my friend Irene
who heard it from some guy.

272
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,689
Some guy!

273
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,153
No, no, she told me that
his name was Ken Adams.

274
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,532
Ken Adams!

275
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,623
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

276
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,251
Hi.

277
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:34,088
So apparently, uh, people are familiar
with the Europe story?

278
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,132
Yeah, listen, about that...

279
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:40,219
...the whole "who came on to who"
thing really doesn't matter.

280
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,347
I think it would have happened
either way.

281
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:47,393
I mean, if you hadn't initiated it,
I know I would have.

282
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:53,566
- It was an amazing night.
- It was. It was an amazing night.

283
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,280
You think it looked amazing?

284
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:05,119
I, uh... I don't know.
I honestly didn't watch it.

285
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,079
Yeah, me neither.

286
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,457
Yet.

287
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,003
Uh...

288
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:18,716
- That... That may be weird.
- Yeah, it would be really weird.

289
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,980
- Good luck.
- Good luck to you.

290
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:37,318
- Mind if I mute?
- Oh, please.

291
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,573
- Oh, there go the clothes.
- You are undressing awfully quickly.

292
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,952
Six months, Rachel. Six months.

293
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,080
- Huh.
- Huh.

294
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,501
- Huh.
- Hey. Heh.

295
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:58,589
- We look pretty good.
- I was gonna say.

296
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,842
- Ooh, nice tan.
- Thank you.

297
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,346
- I'd just gone to the beach that weekend.
- Ah.

298
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,974
Ugh.

299
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:12,895
- Have you been working out?
- I have been working out.

300
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,565
Well, this is so much better than I ever...

301
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,067
- Oh.
- Oh.

302
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,821
- Ew.
- Ew.

303
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,200
- Oh, that's not pretty.
- Oh.

304
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,077
- Oh. Oh, God.
- Oh.

305
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,622
- Oh, no. Oh, no! No!
- Make it stop. Make it stop.

306
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,381
Hello, Greg?
Hi, this is Monica from the plane.

307
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:44,468
Listen, the number that
you gave me, uh, 8-5-3...

308
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,722
Their old number! Jenny's been
giving it out since they moved!

309
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,851
- Jenny! That is so Jenny!
- I know.

310
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,938
Listen, um, how would you like to
get together next Saturday?

311
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,316
Okay, how about Sunday?

312
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,193
Okay, um, the week after that?

313
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,987
The week after that?

314
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,947
You know what, Greg? Heh.

315
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:09,410
We are good, interesting,
funny people with good questions.

316
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:13,456
And if you and your precious Jenny
can't see that, then...

317
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,333
January 15?

318
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,127
We'll see you then! Okay!

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