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What are you looking at?

2
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A poster for that WWI movie I'm in.
Check it out.

3
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Wow! It looks really violent!

4
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I know. I'm coming soon
to a theater near you.

5
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I'm in THX.
I'm unsuitable for children!

6
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- I cannot wait to see this.
- It's generating Oscar buzz.

7
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- I started that!
- I thought I did!

8
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I just talked to my agent...

9
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...and the premiere is next week
and you're all invited!

10
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[ALL GASP]

11
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- Will we take a limo?
- Sure!

12
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I love taking limos when nobody died.

13
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Well, I won't be able to come.

14
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For those who haven't checked
their calendars, today's my due date.

15
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I want to thank you guys
for how great you've been during this.

16
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I couldn't have done it without you.
I loved these last 9 months.

17
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I'm looking forward
to the next part...

18
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...but I am really gonna miss
being pregnant.

19
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That's right. Still no baby.

20
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Come on, people, make some room.

21
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Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be
more comfortable here.

22
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You.

23
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Like you haven't done enough.

24
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I know you're miserable.
I wish there was something I could do.

25
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I wish I were a sea horse.

26
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Because with sea horses, it's the male.
They carry the babies.

27
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And then also, um,
I'd be far away in the sea.

28
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God.

29
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I have never been so uncomfortable
in my entire life.

30
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I know. I remember toward the end--

31
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That's a great story. Tell it while
you're getting me some iced tea.

32
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Oh...

33
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Oh, God, get out!
Get out, get out, get out!

34
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Let's.

35
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[RACHEL GROANS]

36
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Hey, did you have the baby yet?

37
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Do you want me to sit on you?
Because I'll do it.

38
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- What are you doing here?
- They sent me home from work.

39
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They said, "Start your maternity
leave now. Just rest."

40
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You know what? Screw them!

41
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If they don't want me there,
I'll hang out with you guys.

42
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Or you could do volunteer work.

43
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[PHONE RINGS]

44
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- Hello?
- Joey, it's Estelle.

45
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I was able to get you and one guest
tickets to your premiere.

46
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- You told me I could have six tickets.
- I sold four on eBay.

47
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You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.

48
00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:02,355
So that's it?
I only get to bring one guest?

49
00:04:02,563 --> 00:04:05,733
Yeah. What time do you
want to pick me up?

50
00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:06,943
[PHONE CLICKS]

51
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Hello?

52
00:04:09,612 --> 00:04:13,074
You hear that?
I only get one extra ticket.

53
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So somehow I have to pick
between you three and Ross.

54
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- What about me?
- You said you didn't want to go.

55
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I would still like
to be acknowledged.

56
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- Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible?
- Definitely not invisible.

57
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Ross didn't care enough
to be here, so he's out.

58
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- You snooze, you lose.
- He's not snoozing. He's teaching.

59
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Well, then somebody's snoozing.

60
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And, Joey, not that this should, uh, affect
you at all, but, um, if you pick me...

61
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...I was planning on wearing
a sequin dress out down to here.

62
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- I haven't seen this dress.
- Star in a movie.

63
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Pick whoever you want. Listen
to your heart. What does it tell you?

64
00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:07,670
Phoebe.Phoebe.Phoebe.

65
00:05:10,131 --> 00:05:11,924
Well, uh...

66
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I think I want to take Chandler.

67
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Phoebe,Phoebe,Phoebe.

68
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[MIMICS FLATLINING NOISE]

69
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- You want to take me?
- Yeah, I wish I could take everybody.

70
00:05:26,814 --> 00:05:29,817
But Chandler's always
supported my career.

71
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He's paid for acting classes,
headshots and stuff.

72
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This will be my way
of paying you back.

73
00:05:36,616 --> 00:05:39,160
So you're never actually
going to pay me back?

74
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Just because he paid for your
headshots, you're gonna take him?

75
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I don't think you're comprehending
just how slutty this dress is.

76
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It's not just the stuff he paid for.
It's everything, you know?

77
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He read lines with me.
He went with me on auditions.

78
00:06:01,849 --> 00:06:05,102
Then he consoled me
after I didn't get parts.

79
00:06:05,311 --> 00:06:08,856
You always believed in me, man,
even when I didn't.

80
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I always knew you were gonna make it.
I'm so proud of you.

81
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Thanks, that means a lot to me.

82
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Mon, maybe one of these guys
wants to wear your dress.

83
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- I'm gonna go shave. Ahem.
- Yeah, well, I'm gonna go, uh, spit.

84
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Ugh, I have to pee.

85
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If I don't come out, it's because I've
choked to death on the potpourri stink.

86
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You hold her nose, I'll blow in her
mouth and the kid'll just--

87
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[POPPING NOISE]

88
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--Out of her.

89
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She's a week late.
She's got to have it today.

90
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I don't know. I think
it's still gonna be a while.

91
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Hmm. Care to make it interesting?

92
00:07:01,701 --> 00:07:05,121
- I bet you she'll have it tomorrow.
- You're on.

93
00:07:05,329 --> 00:07:08,916
- Okay, how much?
- One hundred thousand dollars.

94
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- How about 50 bucks?
- I'll call Zurich and move some money.

95
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RACHEL: All right, whose turn is it
to help me get up?

96
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Ahem, no one's here.

97
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Oh, damn it.

98
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[CHEERING]

99
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This is exciting. So glamorous! People
taking our picture. How do I look?

100
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- A little tall.
- What?

101
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Would you crouch down a bit
so that I look taller?

102
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There you go.

103
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It's just so glamorous.

104
00:08:04,055 --> 00:08:05,806
Oh, hey, Mon? Rach is here.

105
00:08:05,973 --> 00:08:06,974
[RACHEL GROANS]

106
00:08:07,183 --> 00:08:08,601
And you're still pregnant.

107
00:08:08,768 --> 00:08:10,144
[RACHEL GROANS]

108
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I'm sorry. I know
how uncomfortable you are.

109
00:08:13,564 --> 00:08:15,566
- You know what? You look great.
- Aw.

110
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Yeah, like 50 bucks.

111
00:08:20,196 --> 00:08:26,077
I have to go pee. Apparently this baby
thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy.

112
00:08:27,912 --> 00:08:31,499
Damn it. Here's your 50 bucks.

113
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That's interesting that you lost.
Now, I forget, do you like to lose?

114
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All right, stop it.

115
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- Double or nothing she has it tomorrow.
- Fine.

116
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Okay.

117
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Until then, General Grant, why don't
you set up camp right there?

118
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- Rachel here? We have an appointment.
- In the bathroom.

119
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- Rach, we gotta go.
RACHEL: In a minute!

120
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People ask why we're not together.
I just don't know what to tell them.

121
00:09:04,699 --> 00:09:06,784
RACHEL:
All right, all right, let's go.

122
00:09:06,951 --> 00:09:08,577
ROSS:
Uh, do you want to go change first?

123
00:09:08,828 --> 00:09:11,747
The doctor's keeping the office
open late for us, but if you hurry...

124
00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:17,712
- No, I'm fine.
- You don't think that's inappropriate?

125
00:09:18,254 --> 00:09:21,507
- What?
- Good God, man. Don't anger it.

126
00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:31,058
Ross, it is 100 degrees outside.
For the first time in weeks, I am--

127
00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:34,895
Fine. Whatever you want.
You're the mommy.

128
00:09:35,062 --> 00:09:37,064
Uh-uh, pal! Don't call me "Mommy."

129
00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:39,233
It's bad enough you call
your own mother that.

130
00:09:41,777 --> 00:09:44,155
I'm actually with her on this one.

131
00:09:50,119 --> 00:09:51,412
[BOMBS EXPLODING ON SCREEN]

132
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<i>JOEY [ON SCREEN]:
I thought I knew who the enemy</i> was--

133
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Okay, this is it. This is
my big fight scene coming up.

134
00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:03,174
<i>JOEY [ON SCREEN]: I'm fighting for every
man in the 82nd Ground Division.</i>

135
00:10:07,011 --> 00:10:09,388
[FINGERS TAPPING]

136
00:10:11,599 --> 00:10:12,767
- Ross?
- Yeah?

137
00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:15,186
- Can I ask you something?
- Uh-huh.

138
00:10:15,436 --> 00:10:19,440
- When Carol was pregnant with Ben...
- Mm-hm?

139
00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:21,692
...were you this irritating?

140
00:10:25,613 --> 00:10:26,614
- Wow.
- Excuse me?

141
00:10:26,781 --> 00:10:28,365
Uh, nothing. You're just, uh...

142
00:10:28,532 --> 00:10:33,788
You've been a little short with me
lately. I'm not trying to irritate you.

143
00:10:33,954 --> 00:10:36,791
Well, then, you must have
a natural talent for it.

144
00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:42,671
The doctor will be in soon.
Why don't we not speak until then?

145
00:10:42,922 --> 00:10:44,215
Okay.

146
00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:50,596
Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross.
That's great.

147
00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:58,395
We should ask the doctor
if she even knows...

148
00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:03,067
...how to deliver a baby
that's half human, half pure evil!

149
00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,322
- Hi, Dr. Long. How are you?
- Hello.

150
00:11:08,531 --> 00:11:09,573
You're nice to her.

151
00:11:09,824 --> 00:11:11,117
She has the drugs.

152
00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:16,038
- We'll do a quick check.
- Okay.

153
00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,374
- Eight days late, huh?
RACHEL: Yeah.

154
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:20,042
You must be getting uncomfortable.

155
00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:22,837
Yeah, just a tad.

156
00:11:23,712 --> 00:11:28,717
You're 80 percent effaced.
You're on your way. It still could last a while.

157
00:11:28,968 --> 00:11:34,056
- There are ways to help things along.
- Do them!

158
00:11:35,015 --> 00:11:38,853
Actually, they're things
you can do. Home remedies.

159
00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:42,857
In my experience, I've found
some are very effective.

160
00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:48,070
- Well, we are ready to try anything.
- There's an herbal tea you can drink.

161
00:11:48,237 --> 00:11:49,280
Okay.

162
00:11:49,488 --> 00:11:52,533
You can take some castor oil.
There's spicy foods.

163
00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:54,535
We will do all of those.

164
00:11:54,785 --> 00:11:57,121
- Taking a long walk.
- Good. Done.

165
00:11:57,371 --> 00:12:01,000
And there's the one that's
proved most effective: sex.

166
00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:09,008
You've got to be kidding me.

167
00:12:24,315 --> 00:12:27,526
Good job, Joe! Well done! Top-notch!

168
00:12:28,194 --> 00:12:31,447
- You liked it'? You really liked it?
- Oh, yeah!

169
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:36,160
- Well, which part exactly?
- The whole thing! Here we go!

170
00:12:36,368 --> 00:12:38,746
No, no, no. Give me some specifics.

171
00:12:38,954 --> 00:12:43,000
I loved the specifics.
The specifics were the best part.

172
00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:48,255
Hey, what about the scene with
the kangaroo? Did you like that part?

173
00:12:49,298 --> 00:12:54,929
I was surprised to see a kangaroo
in a World War I epic.

174
00:12:55,930 --> 00:12:56,931
You fell asleep!

175
00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:03,145
There was no kangaroo!
They didn't take any of my suggestions!

176
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:10,694
- Thanks for coming. See you later.
- Don't go. I'm so sorry.

177
00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:13,989
Look, this guy fell asleep!
He fell asleep too! Be mad at him!

178
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:18,244
Or call an ambulance!

179
00:13:21,664 --> 00:13:22,957
_H6Y-
_H6Y-

180
00:13:23,123 --> 00:13:27,044
What did the doctor say?
Any news on when the baby will come?

181
00:13:27,211 --> 00:13:30,673
No. She gave us ideas
on how to induce labor.

182
00:13:30,839 --> 00:13:32,258
We tried them all.

183
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:38,222
We went for a walk, uh, we tried tea,
castor oil, spicy food. Nothing worked.

184
00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,808
There is one thing we didn't try.

185
00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:45,104
But someone thinks that
that will open up a can of worms.

186
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:49,149
If it's gonna help
bring the baby here, today...

187
00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:50,442
...I think you should do it.

188
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,030
- It's sex.
- Do it!

189
00:13:57,157 --> 00:14:00,828
- Monica.
- It's been a really long time for you.

190
00:14:01,036 --> 00:14:04,832
I mean, women have needs.
Do it. Get yours.

191
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,545
Oh, I don't know about that.

192
00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:17,219
I think if the two of you had sex,
the repercussions would be catastrophic.

193
00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:20,431
All right, let's be practical.

194
00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:24,935
If Ross isn't willing, he's not
the only guy you can have sex with.

195
00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:29,064
You could borrow Chandler.
Chandler is good.

196
00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:33,610
Monica, what is the matter with you?

197
00:14:34,611 --> 00:14:38,115
- I just want the baby to be born today.
- Why today?

198
00:14:39,158 --> 00:14:41,035
Okay, fine.

199
00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:46,290
I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have
the baby, and I don't want to lose.

200
00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:52,129
What? While she's been going through
this hell, you've been making money?

201
00:14:52,338 --> 00:14:55,257
You're betting on your friend
staying in this misery?

202
00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:02,681
- I'll take that bet.
- What?

203
00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:06,352
I'm miserable. I may as well
make some money out of it.

204
00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:08,771
Can I get some of that action?

205
00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:12,024
I'm betting against all of you?

206
00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:15,194
I really feel like
tomorrow it's gonna happen.

207
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,154
Okay.

208
00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:23,202
[DOOR OPENS]

209
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:26,622
Hey, Sleeping Beauty.

210
00:15:26,789 --> 00:15:31,001
Where have you been?
I want to talk to you. I still feel bad.

211
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:34,838
Oh, no. Were you upset?
Did you lose sleep?

212
00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:36,965
I'm so sorry.

213
00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:41,011
The reason I came over is
to settle things between us.

214
00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:45,349
I wanted to pay you back
with the premiere, but you missed it.

215
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,851
- So how much do I owe you?
- What?

216
00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:51,688
- I don't want to owe you anything.
- You don't owe me.

217
00:15:51,939 --> 00:15:54,483
- I don't want your--
- Ah, ah, ah. We're doing this!

218
00:15:54,691 --> 00:15:57,528
You got me my first headshots.
How much?

219
00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:02,199
- I don't know, uh, $500.
- Okay, $500. What else?

220
00:16:02,408 --> 00:16:07,204
Then there was the second set.
The infamous "booger" headshots.

221
00:16:08,288 --> 00:16:12,543
Okay, so that's another 500.
That's 500 and 500. That's...

222
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,925
- You want a calculator?
- Please.

223
00:16:21,176 --> 00:16:22,886
Here.

224
00:16:25,347 --> 00:16:27,224
Oh.

225
00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:28,809
All right, what else?

226
00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:33,939
Well, uh, there's acting classes,
stage-combat classes, tap classes--

227
00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:37,067
Which we're still keeping
under our hats.

228
00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:41,738
That dialect coach who helped you
with a Southern accent.

229
00:16:41,905 --> 00:16:45,409
Which, after 20 hours of lessons,
still came out Jamaican.

230
00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:48,704
What the hell are you talking about?

231
00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:51,832
[IN JAMAICAN ACCENT]
The South will rise again, man.

232
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- Yes, money well-spent.
- Yeah.

233
00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:00,632
Okay, what else? Rent.

234
00:17:00,883 --> 00:17:05,554
Uh, two, three years of rent,
utilities, food...

235
00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:10,309
Okay, so I'm writing you
a check for...

236
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:17,357
So you fell asleep during my movie.
Big deal, right?

237
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:18,817
How do you clear this thing?

238
00:17:24,907 --> 00:17:26,950
Finish your enchilada.

239
00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:31,121
Ross, we've tried all the spicy food.
It's not working.

240
00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:34,625
Okay, here, have one of these peppers.

241
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:42,049
Oh, God. So hot. Oh, my God.

242
00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:46,929
By the way, you don't want to touch
the pepper and then touch your eye.

243
00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:53,268
- I am feeling nothing.
- Oh...

244
00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:59,399
Speaking of hot,
watching you do that...

245
00:17:59,566 --> 00:18:01,610
...really makes me want
to have sex with you.

246
00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:07,241
- Stop it.
- Come on! Why are we wasting time?

247
00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:11,954
We know it's gonna work.
It's doctor-recommended.

248
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:18,001
I'm sorry. But we have to have
some boundaries. My God, I'm dying.

249
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:21,171
We've done it before.
We'll do it again.

250
00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:24,091
It'll be a nice way
to bookend the pregnancy.

251
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:28,262
I'm not gonna make love to you
so you'll go into labor.

252
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:30,931
Make love'? What are you, a girl?

253
00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:37,020
Always a great way to get
into a man's pants.

254
00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:41,817
You'll be performing a service.
Think of me as a ketchup bottle.

255
00:18:41,984 --> 00:18:45,696
Sometimes, you have to bang on
the end of it to get it to come out.

256
00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:50,993
I love when you talk dirty to me.

257
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:56,248
Oh, I know it. You're right.
That's not sexy.

258
00:18:56,456 --> 00:18:59,543
Oh, oh. Whoops.

259
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,795
Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork.

260
00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:05,882
Let me just bend over and get it.

261
00:19:13,348 --> 00:19:14,891
Oh, God!

262
00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:21,398
Okay, enough.
This is not going to happen.

263
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:24,234
Come on, Ross. I'm miserable here.

264
00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,403
Come on, you started this,
now you finish it!

265
00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:31,783
Come on, wuss. Make love to me.

266
00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:36,622
- You know what?
- What?

267
00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,915
Forget it.

268
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,128
What now, Ross, you're not gonna talk?

269
00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:47,049
How on earth will you ever annoy me?

270
00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:48,925
Oh, wait a minute, I know.

271
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

272
00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:57,809
<i>I</i> You'd think the jalapeño would
clear up your sinuses, but no!

273
00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:00,646
That's not enough--
What are you doing?

274
00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:02,397
I'm getting that baby out of you!

275
00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:12,324
- Oh, God!
- I know.

276
00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:14,701
Oh, no, no, no.

277
00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:17,037
I think my water just broke.

278
00:20:18,914 --> 00:20:21,667
I am good!

279
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:27,130
Okay, I got the pillow. Uh, I got the bag.

280
00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:30,509
- You got the keys?
- I got the keys. Okay.

281
00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:32,552
[BOTH LAUGHING]

282
00:20:32,719 --> 00:20:34,888
- Hey.
- Yeah?

283
00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:36,973
We're having a baby.

284
00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:55,325
I didn't, uh, have time to read this part
of the books, but do we have time--?

285
00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:58,412
- Not so much.
- Okay, let's go.

286
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,668
- Two hundred.
- Thank you.

287
00:21:04,835 --> 00:21:08,797
That's it. I don't care when
the baby comes. No more betting.

288
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,215
Okay.

289
00:21:10,382 --> 00:21:11,591
[PHONE RINGS]

290
00:21:12,092 --> 00:21:13,760
Hello?

291
00:21:15,011 --> 00:21:19,725
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay.

292
00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:23,395
I guess we could bet one more time.

293
00:21:24,813 --> 00:21:27,649
- Is Rachel having the baby?
- How did you know that?

294
00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:32,779
- Joey! Chandler! It's time!
- They're at the coffee house.

295
00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:34,406
You know everything!

296
00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:39,119
Wait. I bet you the baby
is over 7 pounds.

297
00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:44,040
I bet you it has hair!
I bet you it's a girl.

298
00:21:44,249 --> 00:21:47,961
- We know it's a girl.
- I'll give you really good odds.

299
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