1 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:05,997 Do you realize this is the last time we'll be here... 2 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:07,696 ...as six single people? 3 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:10,740 What's happening to the coffeehouse? 4 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,650 From now on, it's you four and me and the missus. 5 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:21,217 The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain. 6 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:24,584 - Old? - The young, hot ball and chain. 7 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:27,256 - Much better. - We gotta go. 8 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:31,227 - Where? - Get the dress and lunch with Mom. 9 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,227 Joey, you too? 10 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,525 I just heard "lunch." 11 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,934 Yeah, I can go. Sure. 12 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:44,275 Actually, I'm glad they're leaving. 13 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,943 I need to talk to you about something. 14 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,110 - What's up? - This may be a little awkward. 15 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:54,946 If you need money, it's a bad time. I'm buying 128 dinners tomorrow. 16 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,353 No, it's not that. 17 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,418 I'm not gonna say this as your friend... 18 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,960 ...but as Monica's older brother. 19 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:07,598 - But you're still my friend? - Not for a few minutes. 20 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:12,431 - Right now, are you still my best man? - No. 21 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,541 Do I still call you Ross? 22 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:22,570 You guys are getting married, and I couldn't be more thrilled. 23 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:26,346 But as her older brother, I have to tell you this: 24 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:31,551 If you ever hurt my little sister... 25 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:37,186 ...if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind... 26 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,531 ...I will hunt you down... 27 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,365 ...and kick your ass. 28 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,333 What? I'm serious. 29 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:58,012 - Dude! Stop it! I'm not kidding. - I hear what you're saying... 30 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,843 ...and thanks for the warning. 31 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,349 No problem. 32 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,422 Are we friends again? 33 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:06,952 Yeah. 34 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:11,323 You won't believe what Monica's brother just said to me! 35 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:16,629 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding 36 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,833 What you doing, Mon? 37 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:53,836 I'm listing things that could go wrong at the wedding. 38 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,167 So I can be prepared. 39 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:01,677 - What are they? - So far, the dresses won't get picked up... 40 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:05,112 ...my veil gets lost or I don't have something blue. 41 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,285 I'm responsible for all those. 42 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,550 I had to go with the odds. 43 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:15,659 Remember that audition I had a while ago and I didn't get the part? 44 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:17,625 - The commercial? - That play? 45 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,593 That other play? 46 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,528 - The movie? - Yes! 47 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:23,998 The one about the dog who flies planes? 48 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,071 No. But, man, that one hurt. 49 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:31,300 - This is the one about WWI soldiers. - Oh, yeah. 50 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:34,172 Back then we called it "The Great War." 51 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,239 It really was. 52 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:42,281 The guy they wanted backed out! I start shooting today! 53 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:43,512 Congratulations! 54 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,090 - Today's the rehearsal dinner. - I'll be done by then. 55 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,989 Oh. Then way to go, you big movie star! 56 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,664 See you. I'm off to fight the Nazis. 57 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:57,199 Wait, Joey. We fought the Nazis in WWll, not WWI. 58 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,367 Who was in WWI? 59 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,672 Go ahead. 60 00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:08,670 You're gonna be late! Go! Go! 61 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:13,249 Who did we fight in WWI? 62 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:16,048 - Mexico? - Yes. Very good. 63 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,069 - Hey, Joey. We're ready. - Yeah, me too. 64 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,231 Richard, we're ready for you. 65 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:40,344 Joey Tribbiani, this is Richard Crosby. He's playing Vincent. 66 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,842 - I'm acting with you? - Nice to meet you. 67 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:48,043 I can't believe this. This is incredible. You just won an Oscar. 68 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,280 No, I didn't. 69 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,548 I think you did. 70 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,526 I think I lost, three times. 71 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:00,795 - Cookie? Would you...? - No. 72 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,868 We're about an hour away from getting the scene lit. 73 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:09,167 - Can you guys run it a couple times? - Yeah, sure. 74 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,070 All right. Let's do it. 75 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,710 And... Action! 76 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,814 - We have to find the platoon! - Forget it, the platoon is gone! 77 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,852 - What? - The platoon's dead! Face facts, Tony! 78 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:30,562 What'll we do? We have no reinforcements or food. 79 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:34,358 There's food in the basement. Potatoes and some pasta. 80 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,829 Hang on. Joey, you keep touching your face. 81 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,027 Something wrong? 82 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,698 No. No. 83 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:47,175 I thought it might be a cool character thing. 84 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:50,109 He's a face toucher. 85 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,051 I don't think so. 86 00:05:56,489 --> 00:06:00,255 Let's take it back to Richard's last lines. Action! 87 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,824 We may not have weapons, but we still have food. 88 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,395 Potatoes, pasta... 89 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,498 ...and a few tins of tuna! 90 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,127 Honey, we gotta go! 91 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,998 Here's a question you never want to ask: 92 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:19,008 Can my dad borrow one of your pearl necklaces? 93 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:23,238 Did he say what kind of neckline he's wearing? 94 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:24,416 No. 95 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:27,350 I just met him once, but I'm guessing... 96 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,485 ...plunging? 97 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:33,125 He is more of a if-you've-got-it- flaunt-it kind of father. 98 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,525 Let me see if Rachel has anything. 99 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,560 Yes, include more people in this. 100 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:44,400 Do you realize that at this time tomorrow we're gonna be getting married? 101 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,502 I have a date tomorrow night. 102 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:51,970 - I can't believe we made it. - Don't sound so surprised. 103 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,543 I'm sorry, but... 104 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,946 - Nothing. - What? 105 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:01,086 Well, honestly? Ever since we got engaged... 106 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:04,120 ...I've been waiting for something to flip you out. 107 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,917 Honestly? Me too. 108 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:08,892 - Really? - Yeah. 109 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,792 I think that something will come up and I'll go all... 110 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,466 Well, Chandler. 111 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,659 - But nothing has. - I'm so glad. 112 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,464 Thank you for staying so calm during this. 113 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,765 It's made me stay calm. 114 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,975 I could've been worse. 115 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,078 I'll be right there. 116 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,987 If you're calling before Saturday, you've reached Monica and Chandler. 117 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:43,128 But if you're calling after Saturday, you've reached Mr. And Mrs. Bing. 118 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:46,127 Please leave a message for... the Bings! 119 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,415 Hey, Maureen! Hi! 120 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:08,519 - This is my cousin, Maureen. - We're the Bings. 121 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,218 Hi! You guys look so beautiful. 122 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,019 Mr. And Mrs. Bing! 123 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:20,961 Monica. 124 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,898 So you know, I had my "older brother" talk with Chandler. 125 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:26,366 What is that? 126 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,632 I told him that if he ever hurt you... 127 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:33,471 ...I would hunt him down and kick his ass. 128 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:39,441 What is the matter with everybody? I'm serious. 129 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,051 I would kick his ass! 130 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,648 Ross, please, my makeup! 131 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,852 - Chandler. - Mom. 132 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,691 Thanks for wearing... something. 133 00:08:55,835 --> 00:09:00,568 This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up too much for this. 134 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:06,502 Just think, soon there will be lots of little Bings. 135 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:14,382 I can't believe I'm going back to work to get spit on again. 136 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:18,317 You're lucky. At least the people that spit on you are famous. 137 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,793 - Who spits on you? - I don't want to talk about work. 138 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:28,131 Mrs. Bing? These are my parents, Judy and Jack Geller. 139 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:32,098 - It's lovely to meet you. - Are you his mother or father? 140 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,828 Jack! 141 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,273 What? I've never seen one before. 142 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,740 Dad, there's Ross. Go talk to him. 143 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,075 I wasn't even able to act like I'm okay with it. 144 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,052 Hello, all. 145 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,116 Hi... Dad. 146 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,654 Hi, Mr. Bing. 147 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:59,063 - Nora. - Charles. 148 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,792 - It's so great to see you both here. - Yes. 149 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:07,437 Although we may be seeing too much of some people. 150 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:13,204 Aren't you a little old to wear a dress like that? 151 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:17,338 Don't you have a little too much penis to wear a dress like that? 152 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,646 Oh, my God. 153 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,783 Of course you can kick his ass, son. 154 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:29,257 You could kick anyone's ass you want to. 155 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,659 Thanks, you guys. 156 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,430 - Rach, Rach? - Yeah? 157 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,334 Talk to Chandler's dad and keep him away from Chandler's mom. 158 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:45,738 - But I don't know what he looks like. - He's the man in the black dress. 159 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:56,384 Hi! I'm Rachel, a friend of Monica and Chandler's. 160 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,581 - I'm Amanda. - Oh, I get it. 161 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,886 "A man, duh!" 162 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,430 Could I have your attention? 163 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:14,565 - I'm Ross Geller. - Dr. Ross Geller. 164 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:19,342 Dad, please. As I was saying... 165 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:22,103 ...I'm Dr. Ross Geller. 166 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,344 And I'm the best man. 167 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:30,113 And I have to say, I'm a little surprised we're all here today. 168 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:33,587 For those of you who don't know Chandler... 169 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,694 ...he's not the biggest fan of relationships. 170 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:40,591 In fact, I think before he met Monica... 171 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:45,031 ...the only real relationship he had was with a girl named Molly. 172 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:49,435 And he would've married her, only she couldn't control her bladder. 173 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,873 It was his dog. Did I say it was his dog? 174 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,417 Any... Anyway... 175 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:05,152 This marriage is doubly special for me... 176 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:09,259 ...because not only is the groom my best friend... 177 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:13,898 ...but the bride is my little sister. 178 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,693 She's the greatest sister a guy could ask for. 179 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,264 Please join me in raising a glass... 180 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,275 ...to the couple we're here to celebrate. 181 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,204 - To the Bings. - To the Bings! 182 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:43,788 How cool is it that the next time you see Chandler you'll be walking down the aisle? 183 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,591 I can't believe that after tomorrow it's all gonna be over. 184 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:52,429 Honey, it's not gonna be over. You're gonna be married to Chandler. 185 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,105 Maybe I can wear the dress for Halloween! 186 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,743 I'm gonna steam my dress. 187 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,470 Who will make sure nothing happens to it? 188 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:05,206 - I'll do it. - Who wants it? Anybody? 189 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,848 - I said, I'll do it. - Nobody? 190 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:12,183 - All right, I'll do it myself. - I'm not gonna screw it up. 191 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,989 You're right. I'm sorry. You were a big help tonight. 192 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:19,596 Thanks for helping my grandmother get to the hotel safely. 193 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:23,768 - Of course! That's what I'm here for. - Okay. Sorry. 194 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,169 What grandmother? 195 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,772 - Where have you been? - Taking my parents to the hotel. 196 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,107 - Going back to work? - Yeah. 197 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,943 - Nice shades. - Thanks. 198 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:43,087 I figure if I wear these in my scenes, I won't get spit in my eyes. 199 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:48,851 And, if I remember correctly, Ray-Ban was the official sponsor of WWI. 200 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,492 Great! All right! 201 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,695 - I'll see you later. - All right. 202 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,903 - Where's Chandler? - I think he's in Rachel's room. 203 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,433 Chandler? 204 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:27,259 - Is Monica here? - She's steaming her dress. Why? 205 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,632 - I think Chandler's gone. - What? 206 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:35,568 - He left that. - "Tell Monica I'm sorry." 207 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,032 Oh, my God. 208 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,109 What's up? 209 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,613 "Tell Monica I'm sorry." 210 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:47,880 Tell her yourself. 211 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,659 Oh, my God. Chandler just left, though? 212 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,364 Maybe it's not what we think. Maybe it's: 213 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:03,399 "Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank the last of the milk." 214 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:07,800 Or "Tell Monica I'm sorry I used her tweezers to pluck my nose hair." 215 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,466 He does that. I've seen him. 216 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:17,916 Or maybe he was writing to tell her that he's changed his name: 217 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:21,052 "Tell Monica I'm Sorry." 218 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:28,552 - It means he freaked out and left! - Don't be so negative! 219 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,892 Good God, isn't it possible that "Sorry" is sitting in there right now? 220 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,902 Phoebe, I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do? 221 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,505 I'm gonna have to go find him and bring him back. 222 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:46,142 You make sure Monica does not find out, okay? 223 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,437 But if you don't find him and bring him back... 224 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,845 ...I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass! 225 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,150 I will find him. 226 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,061 Well, the dress is done. 227 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,563 What? 228 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,531 We're just so happy for you. 229 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,997 That's so sweet! 230 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:18,703 Can we just take a minute and talk about the man I'm gonna marry tomorrow. 231 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:21,038 I mean, how lucky am I? 232 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,782 That's a good question. 233 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:29,077 I just hope that someday you guys find someone like Chandler. 234 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,848 I hope we find someone exactly like Chandler and soon. 235 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,830 Joey? Can you go through these lines with me? 236 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,899 Oh, man, they just re-did my makeup. 237 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:48,331 - Just the last two pages. - All right. 238 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,105 I found the picture! 239 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,139 Picture? What picture? 240 00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:00,250 The picture of my wife I found in your pack. 241 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:04,947 - Could you lower the script? - I don't want to. 242 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:09,984 I need to see your face so I can play off your reaction. 243 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,157 Okay, look. 244 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,892 I know you're great and play all those Shakespeare guys... 245 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,434 ...but you're spitting all over me, man. 246 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,338 - Of course I am! - You know you've been spitting? 247 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,543 That's what real actors do. 248 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,914 Enunciation is the mark of a good actor. 249 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:33,016 And when you enunciate, you spit! 250 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,879 Didn't know that. 251 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,422 Thanks. Okay, check it out. 252 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,658 Picture? What picture? 253 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,572 - Gunther, have you seen Chandler? - No, I haven't seen him. 254 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,710 - Damn. - He's getting married tomorrow, right? 255 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,539 Yes. Don't worry. Everything's fine. 256 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,309 - We'll see you tomorrow at the wedding. - I wasn't invited. 257 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,946 Then we'll see you the day after tomorrow. 258 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,152 Mom? Dad? 259 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,386 What are you doing here? 260 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,191 We thought we'd see what the fuss is all about. 261 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,767 - I see why the girls like coming here. - Why? 262 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,495 The sexy blond behind the counter. 263 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,741 - Gunther? - She just added him to her list. 264 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:41,345 - What? Your list? - Of people we're allowed to sleep... 265 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,021 I know what the list is. 266 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,817 Come on, sit down. Have a cup of joe. 267 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,394 Dad, I can't. I'm sorry. 268 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,860 If you see Chandler, tell him I'm looking for him. 269 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:58,298 And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her. 270 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:04,872 Action! 271 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,770 I found the picture! 272 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,378 What picture? 273 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,420 The picture of my wife, in your pack! 274 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,718 You went through my personal property? 275 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,224 Why do you have a picture of Paulette in your pack? 276 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,596 Because, Vincent, we were lovers... 277 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,600 ...for two years! 278 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,364 Cut! Wonderful! 279 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,202 Great scene! 280 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:44,506 You were awesome. In that last speech, you soaked me. 281 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,585 - Tomorrow's call sheet. - I'm not working tomorrow. 282 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:51,017 - You are now. - No, you gotta get me out of it. 283 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,156 I have plans. Important plans! 284 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,858 - Ross said still no word from Chandler. - Oh, man. 285 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,369 But they found the grandmother wandering down 5th Avenue. 286 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,172 Okay, well, there's one down. 287 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,907 I'm getting married today! 288 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:22,313 I cracked a rib, but I don't care. Today's my wedding! 289 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,751 My day is finally here! 290 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,224 She might not even notice he's gone. 291 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,622 I'm gonna start getting ready! 292 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:39,302 We can't let her start getting ready. This is too awful! 293 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,735 But she'll be in the gown and then he won't show up... 294 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,570 ...then she'll have to take off the gown... 295 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,245 Stop it. You can't do this here. 296 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,280 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 297 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,850 It's just so sad. 298 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,885 Pull it together. She can't see you like this. 299 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,991 - She'll know something's wrong. - I know. I know. Oh, God! 300 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,751 There's no tissue. 301 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,122 Can you grab me some toilet paper? 302 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:09,198 Oh, that's gone too. This is Monica's bathroom, right? 303 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,401 - I found one. - Okay. 304 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,601 - Here you go. - Thank you. 305 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,605 Oh, God. 306 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,076 Can I have another one? 307 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:25,341 Sure. 308 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,218 Do you need some floss? 309 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:35,253 I can't imagine what will happen if he doesn't show up. 310 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,121 Here's a whole bunch. 311 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,593 She'll be at the wedding waiting... 312 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:43,165 ...and people will be whispering, "Oh, that poor girl." 313 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:46,531 Then she'll have to come back here and live alone. 314 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,603 - Oh, my God. - What? 315 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:53,903 There was a pregnancy test in the garbage. And it's positive. 316 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:55,978 Monica's pregnant. 317 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,275 So I guess she won't be totally alone. 318 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,013 Oh, my God! 319 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:10,422 I know. Monica's gonna have a baby! 320 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:13,359 Can this count as her "something new"? 321 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:15,496 Oh, my God. 322 00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:21,628 Do you think this is why Chandler took off? 323 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:25,673 She had to have just taken that test. I took out the trash last night. 324 00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:28,209 It's turning into the worst wedding ever. 325 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:32,781 The bride's pregnant, the groom's missing and I'm still holding this. 326 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:38,179 Phoebe, we cannot tell anyone about this. 327 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,551 - Right. Yeah. - Okay? 328 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:44,024 Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she uses? 329 00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:45,218 No. Why? 330 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:49,127 Just for the future. This is hardly a commercial for it. 331 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:55,804 Anything? 332 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:59,272 No. I talked to Joey on the set. He hasn't heard from him. 333 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,810 I talked to Chandler's parents again. 334 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,242 You said he was missing? 335 00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:06,009 No. I made it seem like I called to chat. 336 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,415 Pretty sure they both think I'm interested in them. 337 00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:12,089 - We've got to tell her he's gone. - No, we can't. 338 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:14,383 She'll start getting ready soon. 339 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:18,723 Can't you stall her? I'll go back to the places I went last night. 340 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:20,090 How much time? 341 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,028 How long before she absolutely has to start getting ready? 342 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,634 - One hour. - Give me two. 343 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,838 Then why do you ask? 344 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,674 - Wish me luck. - I'm going with you. 345 00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,301 Why? 346 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:36,914 You're tired. You looked all night. And, clearly, you suck at this. 347 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:40,141 I have documented night blindness. 348 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,108 No, you don't! 349 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,379 Okay. But I don't suck! 350 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:45,779 See you later. 351 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:48,050 Do you know how you're gonna stall her? 352 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,490 Because she is insane about her schedule today. 353 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,823 - I'll figure something out. - Okay, good luck. 354 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:59,493 I thought we'd start with my makeup and then do my hair. 355 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:03,435 Okay. But before you do that, I need you to talk to me. 356 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,265 About what? 357 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:11,106 I'm never gonna get married! 358 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:14,250 You will. The right guy's just around the corner. 359 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,454 Okay, are we done with that? 360 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,916 No, I'm serious. 361 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:24,125 Maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something. 362 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:26,455 Any woman would be lucky to have you. 363 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,530 Maybe I'd feel better if I slept with Joey. 364 00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,568 Rachel? Are you okay? 365 00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:42,979 Excuse me, Aaron? I have a little problem with the schedule. 366 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:47,811 I wasn't supposed to work today. I have a wedding that I have to be at. 367 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,647 It's my best friend's and I'm officiating... 368 00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,687 ...so I really can't work past 4. 369 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:58,088 You've gotta stay until the end. We can't stop filming just for you. 370 00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:00,457 It's not like it's your wedding. 371 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,724 It is my wedding. 372 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,902 Did I not make that clear? 373 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:07,328 You said your best friend is getting married. 374 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:08,801 Yeah, to me. 375 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:12,602 Yeah, I'm marrying my best friend. Isn't that beautiful? 376 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:16,073 - But you said you were officiating. - Yeah. 377 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,684 - Your own wedding? - Happens more than you think. 378 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,310 I'm sorry, Joey. It's still no. 379 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:25,920 I'm having surgery. 380 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:28,317 What? 381 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,792 I made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn't want you to worry. 382 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,760 But I'm having surgery today. 383 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,499 What kind of surgery? 384 00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:39,402 Transplant. 385 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:43,574 But you're supposed to work on Monday. 386 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:46,176 Hair transplant. 387 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:47,842 But you're not bald. 388 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,806 It's not on my head. 389 00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:58,814 There's nothing I can do. You'll probably be out by 4 anyway. 390 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:03,357 We've just got one short scene, it's just you and Richard and he's a pro. 391 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,426 You'll be fine. 392 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,429 Morning, Richard. 393 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:10,534 Hey, you're here! Great! Let's go, buddy! 394 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,862 We got a scene to shoot! 395 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:16,306 I'm wearing two belts. 396 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:21,637 - Are you drunk? - No. 397 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:22,778 Yes, you are! 398 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,181 All right. 399 00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:33,414 We are never gonna find him. He's one guy in a huge city. 400 00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:36,018 Oh, my God. Is that him? 401 00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:40,659 That is an old Chinese woman. 402 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,427 He could be in disguise, you know. 403 00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:47,836 You know what? You're right. You're absolutely right. 404 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,802 Wait a minute. 405 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:51,937 Chandler! 406 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,678 Now you're thinking. 407 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,280 Maybe we're just approaching this all wrong. 408 00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:00,678 If you're Chandler and you want to hide... 409 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:04,946 ...where is the last place on Earth people would think you'd go? 410 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,657 So this is your office. 411 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:11,559 How'd you guys find me? I knew I should've hid at the gym. 412 00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:15,730 - What the hell are you doing? - Panicking. 413 00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:19,926 And using the Internet to try to prove that I'm related to Monica. 414 00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,039 - How is she? - She doesn't know you're gone. 415 00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:28,770 And she doesn't have to know. Come on, we're going home. 416 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,244 - I can't do that. - Why not? 417 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:34,408 Because if I go home, we're gonna become the Bings. 418 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,343 I can't be the Bings. 419 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:37,953 What's wrong with it? 420 00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:40,020 The Bings have horrible marriages. 421 00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:41,452 They yell, they fight... 422 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,391 ...and they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games. 423 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:50,960 Have you ever put on a black dress and asked me up to your hotel room? 424 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:54,432 - No. - Then you are neither of your parents. 425 00:27:56,941 --> 00:28:01,139 It's not just their marriage. Look at yours. Look at everybody's. 426 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:04,179 Only Paul Newman can make marriage work. 427 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:06,282 And I've met me. I am no Paul Newman. 428 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:11,217 I don't race cars or make popcorn. None of my proceeds go to charity. 429 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,188 But look, Chandler... 430 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:18,086 ...right now no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. 431 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,355 But I totally believe you can do this. 432 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:26,664 I want to. I love her so much, but I'm afraid... 433 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:28,631 This is too huge. 434 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,740 You're right. It is huge. 435 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:34,469 So why don't we take it just a little bit at a time. 436 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:37,580 Forget getting married for a sec. Just forget about it. 437 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:41,343 Can you just come home and take a shower? 438 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:43,515 Well, yeah. But then... 439 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,722 We're just gonna go home and take a shower. 440 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,862 That's not scary, right? 441 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:54,697 Depends on what you mean by "we." 442 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,692 - All right! - There he is! 443 00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:01,099 Good old Chandler with the homophobic jokes. 444 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:02,603 So, what do you say? 445 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:05,233 I'll shower, but I won't promise anything. 446 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:09,903 Okay, that's all we're talking about. Okay? Come on, let's go home. 447 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:14,975 Who's Mike Smith? 448 00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:18,354 I was sure this was my office. 449 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,653 The nights are the hardest. 450 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,988 But then the day comes... 451 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,530 ...and that's every bit as hard as the night. 452 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:34,897 - Then the night comes again... - The days and nights are hard, I get it! 453 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,667 I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today. 454 00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:42,206 I know. At dusk. 455 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,745 That's such a hard time for me. 456 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:48,852 I'm gonna put my makeup on. We have to be at the hotel in an hour. 457 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:50,452 - Wait! - What? 458 00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,748 Let's go to lunch! 459 00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,649 I can't go to lunch! 460 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,282 Right. 461 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,230 Oh, good God, I've fallen down. 462 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:05,328 What's going on? 463 00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:09,598 All right, honey, listen. 464 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:15,309 When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, I need you to remember... 465 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:18,778 ...that we are all here for you and that we love you. 466 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:21,178 Okay, you're really freaking me out. 467 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:25,282 We can't find Chandler... 468 00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:27,991 ...'s vest. 469 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,795 We can't find Chandler's vest. 470 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:33,554 How can that be? Wait, are you serious? 471 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,357 Found the vest. 472 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:40,561 We'll have to keep an eye on it, make sure we don't lose it again. 473 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:44,167 Okay, don't scare me like that, okay? 474 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:49,579 For a minute, I was like, "Oh, my God! The worst has happened!" 475 00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:57,116 I would sooner die in this hellhole than see her back with you! 476 00:30:57,322 --> 00:30:59,290 That can be arranged. 477 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,318 - Let's reset. - What?! He got me! 478 00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,400 Let's take it from there. 479 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:13,833 Are you a little off today? It's going terribly slowly. 480 00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:18,836 Look, my best friends are getting married in, like, an hour, okay? 481 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:22,137 And I'm the minister. Please, can you pull it together? 482 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:27,317 Of course. I'm sorry. I'd hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. 483 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,020 - I can do this. - Thank you. Thank you. 484 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,281 Still rolling. And, action. 485 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,458 I would sooner die in this hellhole than see her back with you! 486 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,924 That can be arranged! 487 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:42,489 Slippery little bugger! 488 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:56,677 So you two were married, huh? 489 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,408 What happened, you just drift apart? 490 00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:06,080 Do you remember our wedding day? 491 00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:09,088 Did you know I slept with the best man? 492 00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:10,625 Yes, he told me. 493 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,295 At least I think that was what he said. 494 00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:17,901 It was difficult to understand with his legs wrapped around my head. 495 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:24,998 Here comes the bride. 496 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:30,710 Oh, my God, Monica! 497 00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:33,514 I want to wear this every day. 498 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,685 You look so beautiful. 499 00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:38,648 I'm so happy for me. 500 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,425 - Hello? - Did Chandler show up yet? 501 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:49,031 - We got him back. Everything's fine. - Damn it! 502 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,827 - Where are you? - I'm still on the set. 503 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:54,834 The wedding is in less than an hour. 504 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:59,669 I know. I'm sorry. The guy's drunk. They won't let me go until we get this. 505 00:32:59,877 --> 00:33:03,244 Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to find another minister. 506 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,948 No, I'm the minister! 507 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:09,482 Look, put them both on the phone, I'll marry them right now. 508 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,687 Joey, I have to go. 509 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:15,415 Don't hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power! 510 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:22,523 There you go! You put on a tuxedo! 511 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:25,032 That wasn't scary, was it? 512 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:26,928 No. 513 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,607 I'm telling you, just a little bit at a time. 514 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,904 What's the next little bit? 515 00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:35,909 Getting married. 516 00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:40,778 You can do that too. Just like you've done everything else. 517 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,817 Yeah, you're right. I can do that. 518 00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:50,090 - Excuse me for a minute. - Where you going? 519 00:33:50,294 --> 00:33:53,752 I'm not gonna run away again. I just want some fresh air. 520 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:55,564 - Okay. - Okay. 521 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:06,841 Oh, fresh air! 522 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:12,343 - Cover for me. - Maybe you're overreacting. You do that. 523 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,541 We gotta do something. 524 00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:19,280 Joey won't make it, so I'll look around the hotel for other weddings. 525 00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:23,051 Don't tell them Monica's pregnant, because they frown on that. 526 00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,392 Okay. 527 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:38,937 Anastassakis Papasifakis wedding. Excellent. 528 00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:42,706 Congratulations. 529 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,472 Mazel tov. 530 00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:46,946 Hi! Oh, great hat. 531 00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:51,819 I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that? 532 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,856 I don't know. Are they Greek Orthodox? 533 00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:56,617 Yeah. Yeah. 534 00:34:56,828 --> 00:35:01,094 They're my friends, Monica Stephanopolis. 535 00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:05,458 And Chandler Acidophilus. 536 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:12,304 Hi. Hi. 537 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:15,407 Hi. 538 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:19,778 Has anyone seen Chandler? 539 00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:22,919 - I thought he was with you. - He was with me. 540 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:25,679 We're playing a little game. Hide-and-seek. 541 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:28,620 You can't ask us, son. That's cheating. 542 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:36,858 You're right. Thanks for keeping me honest, Dad. 543 00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:40,730 He better not come here. He can't see the bride in her wedding dress. 544 00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:44,999 As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress. 545 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:49,174 That was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then. 546 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:51,439 Honey, it isn't good luck. 547 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:58,555 Oh, my God! Monica. 548 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:00,417 I know! 549 00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:04,689 - How's Chandler doing? - Great. 550 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:08,126 He's doing great. Don't you worry about Chandler. 551 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,189 Are you okay? 552 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,501 Well, you're sweating. 553 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:17,006 Out of happiness for you and Chandler. 554 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:20,200 These are beads of joy. 555 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,073 That's sweet. 556 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,907 Don't touch me. 557 00:36:24,949 --> 00:36:28,248 - Phoebe, can I see you for a second? - Yeah. 558 00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:36,116 - What's going on? - Chandler's gone again. 559 00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:41,697 Why would you play hide-and-seek with someone you know is a flight risk? 560 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,801 Aaron, you gotta let me go. The guy's hammered. 561 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:53,672 I'm sorry. As long as he's here and conscious, we're still shooting. 562 00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:06,182 You wouldn't happen to have a very big fork? 563 00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:10,418 So I just talked to the director. 564 00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:13,358 That's it. We're done for the day. 565 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,831 We finished the scene? 566 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:20,527 - You were wonderful. - As were you. 567 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:23,872 So I got your car. It's right outside. 568 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,599 Why? Are we done for the day? 569 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:29,409 That's what you told me. 570 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,641 Thank you. You're welcome. 571 00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:37,279 No, we gotta go. Come on. Here we go. 572 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,086 Is that my ass? 573 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:49,762 - There he is! - What? 574 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,370 You're not getting away this time, mister! 575 00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:57,598 Unless you want that ass-kicking we talked about! 576 00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:00,367 Ross! 577 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,447 I'm serious! You're not walking out on my sister! 578 00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:08,414 That's right. I'm not. 579 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:11,986 - Then where have you been? - I know about Monica. 580 00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:15,022 - You know? - What? 581 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:16,818 I heard you and Rachel talking. 582 00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:19,655 - What? Talking about what? - You don't know? 583 00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:23,196 If somebody doesn't tell me what's going on right now... 584 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:25,062 What, you'll "hi-yah"? 585 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,765 Monica's pregnant. 586 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,267 Oh, my God. 587 00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:36,012 Oh, my God. And you're not freaking out? 588 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:40,013 I was. Then I went to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes. 589 00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:43,345 - Cigarettes? - Big picture, please! 590 00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:49,016 So when I was in the gift shop, that's when I saw this. 591 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:54,891 And I thought, "Anything that can fit into this can't be scary." 592 00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:58,160 You obviously didn't see Chucky III. 593 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,802 But come on, look at how cute and small this is. 594 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:07,501 So I got it to give Monica so she'd know I was okay. 595 00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:09,043 Dude. 596 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:12,409 Way to go, son. I knew you'd find him. 597 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:23,620 Our little boy is getting married. 598 00:39:23,828 --> 00:39:26,695 Look at you, so handsome. 599 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,058 You look beautiful, Mom. 600 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,264 You look beautiful too, Dad. 601 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,437 I love you both. 602 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,642 I'm so glad you're here. 603 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:48,713 Are you Chandler? 604 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,420 Are you Joey? 605 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:59,161 - This is nice. - What? 606 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:03,697 I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce. 607 00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:22,241 I wish your grandmother had lived to see this. 608 00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:26,412 - She's right there. - Not that old crone. My mother. 609 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,053 Congratulations, darling. 610 00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:34,263 We love you, sweetheart. 611 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,070 You look beautiful. 612 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,270 - Is this new? - Not now. 613 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:49,843 - Who's this? - I'm Father Karabasos. 614 00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:51,779 He's Greek Orthodox. 615 00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:54,208 As are you. 616 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:57,877 Let us begin. 617 00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:00,148 Dearly beloved... 618 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,585 That's my line! 619 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:09,330 I can take it from here. Thanks. 620 00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:15,066 Dearly beloved, I'm sorry I'm a little late. 621 00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:20,408 You may be confused by this now... 622 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:24,240 ...but you won't be Memorial Day weekend, 2002. 623 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:30,443 Let's get started before the groom takes off again. 624 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,821 We are gathered here today... 625 00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:41,321 ...to join this man... 626 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:46,031 ...and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. 627 00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:52,102 I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I cannot imagine... 628 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:55,643 ...two people more perfect for each other. 629 00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:02,419 And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room... 630 00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:06,120 ...we shall proceed to the vows. Monica? 631 00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:10,716 - He took off? - Go on. Go on. 632 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:20,265 Chandler, for so long... 633 00:42:20,804 --> 00:42:24,240 ...I wondered if I would ever find my prince. 634 00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,370 My soul mate. 635 00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:29,375 Then three years ago, at another wedding... 636 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:32,140 ...I turned to a friend for comfort. 637 00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:37,184 And instead I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. 638 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:41,651 And now... 639 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,417 ...here we are... 640 00:42:45,262 --> 00:42:47,594 ...with our future before us. 641 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:51,433 And I only want to spend it with you. 642 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:54,530 My prince. 643 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:56,569 My soul mate. 644 00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:58,736 My friend. 645 00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:03,136 Unless you don't want to. 646 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,615 You go. 647 00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:09,985 Chandler? 648 00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:12,383 No, that's okay. 649 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:21,728 I thought this would be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. 650 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:27,433 But when I saw you walking down that aisle, I realized it's simple. 651 00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:31,269 I love you. 652 00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:38,037 Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you. 653 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:43,843 You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. 654 00:43:44,421 --> 00:43:46,616 You want to know if I'm sure? 655 00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:52,791 You may now kiss the bride. 656 00:43:56,567 --> 00:44:00,003 I guess by the powers vested in me by the state of New York... 657 00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:02,570 ...and the Internet guys... 658 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:08,775 ...I now pronounce you husband and wife. 659 00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:11,846 Oh, wait. Do you take each other? 660 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,147 - I do. - I do. 661 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:15,852 Yeah, you do! 662 00:44:17,354 --> 00:44:18,343 Rings. 663 00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:20,250 Oh, crap. Okay. 664 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:23,584 Let's do the rings. 665 00:44:34,571 --> 00:44:36,869 We good? Yeah? Good? 666 00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:39,699 Once again... 667 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:43,241 ...I pronounce you husband and wife. 668 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,845 Now kiss her again. 669 00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:01,993 I love you. 670 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,133 And I know about the baby. 671 00:45:05,102 --> 00:45:06,933 - What baby? - Our baby. 672 00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:08,866 We have a baby? 673 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:12,639 Phoebe found your pregnancy test. 674 00:45:12,943 --> 00:45:14,968 I didn't take a pregnancy test. 675 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:16,941 Then who did? 676 00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,543 Look at them. 677 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,817 And they're gonna have a baby.