1 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:09,970 Out of all of us, who do you think will get married next? 2 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,012 Probably Monica and Chandler. 3 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,584 Could I have a pack of Newport Lights? 4 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:22,584 We don't sell cigarettes, but they do across the street. 5 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:25,290 That'd be great. Thanks. 6 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,929 Melissa Worbert. I don't think I have the energy for this. 7 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:35,701 Oh, my God! Ray-Ray Greene? 8 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:39,299 What's up?! 9 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:43,298 You've been MIA for seven sorority newsletters. 10 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,774 What's up with you? 11 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,413 Why don't I tell you over here? 12 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:53,513 So last I heard you were gonna get married. 13 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,444 Poor Ray-Ray. 14 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:58,181 Oh, no. It's all good. 15 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:01,189 - I actually work at Ralph Lauren. - Shut up! 16 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:05,228 I will not. I'm the divisional head of men's sportswear. 17 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:08,923 Shut up more! Are you friends with Ralph? 18 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,535 - Oh, please. - Are you? 19 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:13,133 No. 20 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:17,274 We have to have dinner. What are you doing tomorrow? 21 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:21,004 - Tomorrow. I don't know. - You're having dinner with me. 22 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,339 Shut up. 23 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,644 I've gotta go. This has been so great. 24 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:30,845 Oh, there you are. You're a bad man for giving me these. 25 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,117 - So listen, just call me. Here's my card. - Oh, wow, thanks. 26 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,592 - You're in real estate? - No, that's an old card. 27 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,857 I got out of that to do something... 28 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:43,796 ...where I could help people and make a difference. 29 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,493 What do you do now? 30 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,701 I'm a party planner. 31 00:01:48,374 --> 00:01:51,104 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay. 32 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:55,137 Look who's back. It's Ray-Ray. 33 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:59,049 That was my friend, Melissa, from college. 34 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,015 She seems really, really fun! 35 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:06,223 She's actually sweet, and we used to be very close. 36 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:10,658 Wait a minute. She's not the one who you...? 37 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,332 Who you what? Who you what? 38 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,401 - Yes. - Wow! 39 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,969 Wow, what? Who you what? 40 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,333 Oh, it's not a big deal. 41 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:22,667 They were lovers. 42 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,503 - What? - What? 43 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,508 No, we weren't. It was nothing. 44 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:30,206 It was one night, senior year, and we went to a party... 45 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:35,046 ...had a lot of sangria, and you know, ended up... 46 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,586 ...kissing for a bit. 47 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:38,984 So that's two of my wives. 48 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:41,885 Where are you going? 49 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:44,791 To bring her back here! Ross, get the sangria! 50 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:50,560 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss 51 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:27,528 So this is where the band is. And here's the bar. 52 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:32,234 And all these pins have people's names on them. Rach, here you are. 53 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:37,214 Why don't we just put me with a Manhattan in my hand... 54 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:40,283 ...talking to the cute bartender. 55 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,851 These pins aren't for playing, are they? 56 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:49,121 The red are my guests, and the blue are yours. 57 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:52,128 This is so sad. I only have like 10 pins. 58 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:55,130 Chandler, relax. It's not a contest. 59 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,269 Certainly not a close one. 60 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,567 Hey, Rach. 61 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,739 Stop picturing it! 62 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:16,779 I think that's it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. 63 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,686 They all look like they're having fun don't they? 64 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,621 So where are my parents gonna be? 65 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:26,090 Well, if this is the wedding hall... 66 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:29,996 ...then your parents would be over here at home in Queens. 67 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:34,128 They're not invited? Oh, no, they're gonna be crushed! 68 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,740 Why would they think they're invited? 69 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:39,373 You got me. I don't... 70 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,672 - Joey! - Look, I thought parents were coming. 71 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:45,783 Your parents are coming. Chandler's are coming. 72 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,249 Ross' parents are coming. 73 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:51,788 Ross' parents are my parents. 74 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,757 Well, see, parents are coming. 75 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:58,953 - We should invite them. - You just want more blue pins. 76 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,564 Well, this is just sad. 77 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:06,895 All right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. 78 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,438 Rachel may have to sit at the bar. 79 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,610 That is not a problem. 80 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:16,373 - Maybe you'll order a little sangria. - Get out of here! 81 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:24,420 These are our tuxedos. If you like anything, we can make a deal. 82 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:29,117 Anything at all. But these are the three that Monica pre-approved. 83 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,189 Thanks a lot for hooking me up. 84 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:36,835 And I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest. 85 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:42,071 I'm Monica's maid of honor. 86 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,106 Okay, don't try to blue-pin me. 87 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,978 - Well, these look nice. - They are nice. 88 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:53,549 When celebrities are done with them, they send them back. 89 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,521 - You mean like for award shows? - Some of them. 90 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,556 They've been down the red carpet with people yelling: 91 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,953 "Who are you wearing? You look fabulous!" 92 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,489 Might I suggest watching a little more ESPN... 93 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,758 ...and a little less E! 94 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,228 Okay. Who wore those? 95 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:17,003 - Well, this one's Tom Brokaw. - Not bad. 96 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:19,403 This one is Paul O'Neill. 97 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,013 Who's that? 98 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:26,711 He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN. 99 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:30,117 Just once in a while. Have it on in the background. 100 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:36,257 - This one was Pierce Brosnan. - Pierce Brosnan? 101 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:37,554 Are you serious? 102 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:38,753 007? 103 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:44,062 This is James Bond's tux? I have to get married in James Bond's tux. 104 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,897 It's a pretty cool tux. 105 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,870 It's not just that. I would be England's most powerful weapon. 106 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:54,543 A jet-setting heartbreaker on Her Majesty's secret service. 107 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,380 A man who fears no one, with a license to kill. 108 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,353 Would Monica let me wear this? 109 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,751 We should really learn how to play the real way. 110 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,498 I like our way. 111 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,232 Chess! 112 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:19,732 - Nice move. - Yeah. 113 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:26,542 I hooked Ross and Chandler up with tuxedos. Do you need one? 114 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,838 No, I'm not wearing a tux. 115 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:32,609 - What are you gonna wear? - Multi-colored robes. 116 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,581 And maybe a hat. 117 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:36,912 - Does Monica know about this? - No. 118 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,216 Can I please be there when you tell her? 119 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,160 You want to go to a movie tonight? 120 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,524 I'm having dinner with Melissa. 121 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:47,824 Can I come? 122 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:52,537 I won't talk. You'll just hear my video camera. 123 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,530 - What? What's going on? - Can I tell her? 124 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:58,403 Do you want what happened, or Joey's lewd version? 125 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,545 - Joey's. - Okay. 126 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:03,648 I had this college friend... 127 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,684 ...and I made the mistake of telling Joey that one time... 128 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:11,254 ...she and I, you know, kissed a little bit. 129 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,486 Yeah, I'm sure that happened. 130 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,562 - It did. - Sure. 131 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,964 Hey. It happened. 132 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:28,839 It was senior year. It was after the Sigma Chi luau... 133 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,339 ...and Melissa and I got very drunk. 134 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,842 And we ended up kissing. 135 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:35,343 For several minutes. 136 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:39,211 Which means she had a couple spritzers and a peck on the cheek. 137 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:42,844 Why are you taking this away from me? 138 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,751 Why is it so hard for you to believe? 139 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:49,985 Okay. I just didn't know that you were a lesbian. 140 00:08:55,835 --> 00:09:00,738 I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian. I'm just saying that this happened. 141 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:05,303 It just seems pretty wild. And you're so... 142 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,409 ...vanilla. 143 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:12,377 Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I do lots of crazy things. 144 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,748 I mean, I got drunk and married in Vegas. 145 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,217 To Ross. 146 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,353 If you don't believe me... 147 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,291 ...just come with me to dinner tonight and she'll tell you. 148 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,795 Okay. Because I can't picture it. 149 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,501 You should get inside my head. 150 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,008 Guess what I got for your wedding? 151 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,677 A freakishly thin date with a hanger for a head? 152 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:44,575 Rachel hooked me up with a tux. But not just any tux. 153 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,544 Batman's tux! 154 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,550 - What? - That's right. 155 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:53,487 Made expressly for Val Kilmer, and worn by him in the hit film... 156 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:56,091 ...that Batman film he was in. 157 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,891 You can't wear that. I'm wearing the famous tux. 158 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,655 - James Bond's tux! - So? 159 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:04,461 So? If you wear that, it'll make mine less special. 160 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,968 You need something to make this day special? 161 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,573 Hello! You have the most special thing of all. 162 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:13,040 You are marrying the woman you love. 163 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:20,014 Don't take away my cool thing. Pretty please? 164 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:24,053 "Pretty please?" Not very 007. 165 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:28,288 If you were getting married, I'd never do anything to upset you. 166 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:32,863 - You slept with my sister. - That was pretty 007. 167 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,900 Okay, good, you're here. All right, I figured it out. 168 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,700 I'm gonna take 2 tables of 8, add your parents... 169 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:45,103 ...and make them into 3 tables of 6. 170 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,212 And I called the caterer. We are good to go! 171 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,310 Yeah. They're not coming. 172 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:53,349 What? 173 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:57,113 They think that you only invited them because of me. 174 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,688 They feel unwanted. 175 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:02,691 That's too bad. It's true. But too bad. 176 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,226 If you could just call my mom. 177 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:08,195 Just let her know you want them there. 178 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,632 This is a woman who has sent you many lasagnas. 179 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:12,804 No, she hasn't. 180 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,668 Is it her fault if some didn't make it to you? 181 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,437 What am I gonna say? 182 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:22,080 Tell them you mixed up invitations. No, blame it on the post office. 183 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,773 They hate the post office. And the Irish. 184 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,779 But I don't think you could blame it on them. 185 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:36,089 Hello? Yeah, hi. Mrs. Tribbiani? This is Monica Geller. 186 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:40,755 I'm just calling to say that we really hope you can make it to the wedding. 187 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:44,800 Apparently some of our invitations weren't delivered. 188 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:48,303 I guess there was some screw-up at the damn post office. 189 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,001 Tell me about it! 190 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:57,080 Yeah, the U.S. Post Office? No. More like U.S. Lost Office. 191 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,016 What are they, Irish? 192 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:10,558 Anyway, his name's Allen. And we've been going out for three years. 193 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,321 He was my first client when I became a party planner. 194 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:17,930 He was actually planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. 195 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,035 Oh, well. 196 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:24,903 - He was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse. - That's great. 197 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,872 - Were you ever in a sorority? - Of course. 198 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,380 Yes. I was a Thigh Mega Tampon. 199 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,188 What one? 200 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:39,721 We were huge too. But they had to shut us down... 201 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:43,360 ...when Regina Phalangie died of alcohol poisoning. 202 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,532 Isn't it a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch? 203 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,567 Anyway... 204 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,997 Speaking of drinking too much, I told Phoebe... 205 00:12:56,208 --> 00:13:00,645 ...about that crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where we made out. 206 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,478 What? 207 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:07,778 Remember we... Come on, we had sarongs on and the coconut bikini tops. 208 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,150 We went back to the house and got really silly... 209 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,584 ...and we made out. 210 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:17,996 Wow, Ray-Ray, I have no idea what you're talking about. 211 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,755 Really? 212 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,631 Ross is Batman. 213 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:34,077 Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time. 214 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,410 Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. 215 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:41,177 Batman is so much cooler than James Bond. 216 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:46,120 - What? 007 has all those gadgets. - Batman has a utility belt. 217 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:50,260 - 007 has a fancy car. - Batman has the Batmobile. 218 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:57,262 - 007 gets all the ladies. - Batman has Robin. 219 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,665 We get ESPN, right? 220 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:11,381 How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo, and I'll make you a martini? 221 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,415 I don't like martinis. 222 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,485 - A Yoo-hoo with a funny straw? - Yum. 223 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,457 I know the invitation says 6 p. M. 224 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:26,392 But does that mean get there at 6, or the show starts at 6? 225 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:27,997 "The show"? 226 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,436 Right, the wedding. Gotcha. 227 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,665 But weddings start a little late, right? 228 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,476 Have you ever been to one of my weddings? 229 00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:43,777 Well, it's the same day as my niece's christening... 230 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,178 ...and I want my parents to see me. 231 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:50,151 My part's in the beginning. I'm not in the rest of the show... Wedding. 232 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,854 The wedding starts at 6. 233 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,390 Okay. I totally hear you. 234 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,256 How about this? I vamp till they get there. 235 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,323 You'll "vamp"? 236 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:03,501 Like warm up the crowd. Ask where they're from. 237 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:07,638 Because in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and an entertainer. 238 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,434 I'm a "ministainer." All right? 239 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,211 There's no one better. There's no one greater. 240 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:19,181 Oh, please, God. Don't vamp. 241 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,180 Okay, maybe I'll talk to Chandler. 242 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,755 And maybe he'd like to get married at 007 o'clock. 243 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:30,491 All right. I will give you 10 extra minutes. That is it. 244 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:32,594 That's great! Thank you so much. 245 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:36,164 Well, we're in luck. The tux fits perfectly. 246 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,173 Chandler, that jacket, it's way too big. 247 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,936 Oh, that's okay. The pants are way too small. 248 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,348 I'm sorry, sweetie. You cannot wear that. 249 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,412 Now this means Ross is gonna be the only cool one. 250 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,318 Something, by the way, I never thought I would say. 251 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,961 Dude, take that thing off. You look like a fool. 252 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:07,422 Come next door. I got some minister headdresses I want you to see. 253 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,435 How can you not remember us kissing? 254 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:17,074 I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things that never happened. 255 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:22,480 Remember, we were on the sleeping porch? We couldn't stop giggling. 256 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,046 Our coconuts kept knocking together. 257 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,413 Somewhere Joey's head is exploding. 258 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,518 I don't want to make you uncomfortable... 259 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,921 ...but I told Phoebe it happened, and she doesn't believe me. 260 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:40,755 I'm sorry. I mean, if I thought it happened, I would say it. 261 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,263 Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping. 262 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,732 No! 263 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,071 - All right. - Okay, fine. 264 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:52,538 You don't have to admit it because I know that it happened. 265 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,010 Okay! 266 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:57,306 You have to admit it! We kissed! Say it! 267 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,684 It's okay, you don't have to do this. I believe you. 268 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:04,514 If you say you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa. 269 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,323 - Thank you, Phoebe. - Okay. 270 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,385 - But she didn't. - I know. 271 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,561 You carry that around? 272 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,801 Yes. I find it to be something of a conversation piece. 273 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,774 - Between you and...? - Gunther. 274 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,176 Why don't we put them on? 275 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,313 Get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together. 276 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,846 I would, but my pants are a little tight. 277 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:36,851 A little tight? I could see 00 and 7 in those things. 278 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:38,114 Well, that stinks. 279 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:41,520 I was looking forward to wearing our celebrity tuxes together. 280 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:45,629 - So you're not gonna be wearing yours? - Are you kidding? It's Batman's tux! 281 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,726 Let me try it on. 282 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,804 Okay. But just the jacket. 00 and 7 are not getting in there. 283 00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,210 Holy double-vented comfort, Batman! 284 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,179 What's this? 285 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:09,081 An invitation to the At First Sight premiere? 286 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:12,085 Val Kilmer didn't wear this in Batman. 287 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:17,023 He wore it to the premiere of a fruity love story where he was a blind guy. 288 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,023 Let me see that. 289 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:21,865 Oh, man. 290 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,868 The only super power you have is the slightly heightened sense of smell. 291 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,672 Can I talk to you guys for a second? 292 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,776 I give up. Whatever you want, you can have it. 293 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,105 You want to sing a song or do a dance? 294 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:41,216 You want your mom at the altar screaming racial slurs? I don't care. 295 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:45,651 I just want to thank you guys for what you did for my parents. 296 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:49,257 They're so happy to be a part of your special day. 297 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,390 Tell them we're glad they're coming. 298 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:57,658 I will. Oh, check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! 299 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:04,468 I wear it like this when I marry you guys. And then this... 300 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,108 ...is for party time. 301 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:16,409 It happened. I am telling you it happened. 302 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,383 It was great meeting you. 303 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,455 And, Rachel? I don't think I'll be calling you because... 304 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:25,060 ...you know, you've gotten weird. 305 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,065 Take care, you guys. 306 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,597 Wait a minute. Okay, look. 307 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,896 That night was the one wild thing I've ever done in my life. 308 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,107 I won't let you take it away. 309 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:41,574 So if you don't remember that, maybe you'll remember this... 310 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:51,953 Oh, my God. You love me. 311 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:53,789 What? 312 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:57,688 Of course I remember. I think about it all the time. 313 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:02,390 I can still hear the coconuts knocking together... 314 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:08,467 I didn't want to tell you, because I didn't think you'd return my love... 315 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:15,513 Look who's being suddenly shy. 316 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,147 You have to feel what I feel. 317 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,114 Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. 318 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:24,481 I'm just a good kisser. 319 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,951 Shut up. 320 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,358 I'm sorry. 321 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,697 You don't have to be sorry. 322 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,834 I'm obviously kidding. 323 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:43,039 I'm not in love with you. I'm not in love with her. 324 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:47,539 I don't hear coconuts banging together. 325 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,910 I don't picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. 326 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,318 Anyway, I gotta go. 327 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,611 A kiss goodbye? 328 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,482 No? Okay. 329 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,564 I mean, I had no idea that that would... 330 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,774 What the hell was that? 331 00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:23,175 Just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 332 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,814 - And? - I've had better. 333 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,024 I found one that fits. 334 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:38,593 Well, you know what they say? 23rd time's a charm. 335 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,426 Look at you, all handsome. 336 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,032 - Whose is it? - Does it matter? 337 00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,466 All that matters is that you look so handsome. 338 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,603 - Whose is it? - I don't want to say. 339 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,912 Come on, I don't care. Whose is it? 340 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,482 Diane Keaton.