1 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:06,830 Happy birthday! 2 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:08,165 Happy birthday! 3 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,601 Rach, come on. 4 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:14,177 It's your birthday! 5 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:15,980 Hey... 6 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,542 She's not as pretty as she was when she was 29. 7 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:26,224 Ms. Green wants to establish some ground rules before she comes out. 8 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:29,656 She'd appreciate it if you didn't use the words "old" or "downhill"... 9 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:32,261 ...or "They still look pretty damn good." 10 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:37,361 They do. 11 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:40,299 Rachel, come on out. 12 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,364 Monica made breakfast. 13 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:43,940 Chocolate chip pancakes. 14 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:46,241 We've got presents. 15 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:50,477 Good ones? 16 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:54,314 They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago. 17 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:57,754 Can I keep the presents and still be 29? 18 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:02,090 Come on, Rach, turning 30 is not that big a deal. 19 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:05,090 Really? Is that how you felt when you turned 30? 20 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,263 Why, God, why? 21 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:11,301 We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me! 22 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,508 You know, I'm still 29 in Guam. 23 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:27,017 Hey, 30 is not that old. 24 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,847 Do you know how old the Earth is? 25 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:32,957 Late 30s? 26 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,694 You guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting? 27 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:41,424 No, it's not just you. My 30th birthday sure wasn't much fun. 28 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:43,601 And now Chandler! 29 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,335 We're all getting so old. 30 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,008 Why are you doing this to us? 31 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,050 The One Where They All Turn Thirty 32 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:34,418 You're in a great place in your life. You have an amazing job, good friends. 33 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,555 Your roommate's a soap opera star. 34 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:38,585 Your character is in a coma. 35 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,558 I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry at this one. 36 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:48,499 I know my life's going pretty well, but I see so many people... 37 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:51,999 ...who've accomplished their goals before they're 30. 38 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,900 Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself to me. 39 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,170 - Come on, Phoebe! - You can do it! 40 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,544 - Come on. - There you go. 41 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,879 I did it! One mile on a Hippity Hop. 42 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,492 That's everything I wanted to do before I was 30. 43 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:16,489 Except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. 44 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:17,821 Oh, well. But, yeah! 45 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:23,291 Girls, this thing is a godsend, if you know what I mean. 46 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,981 Thirty. Oh, I mean, 30. 47 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:40,016 Monica, you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreiger in fifth grade? She was 30. 48 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,054 Let's have some fun. What do you want to do? 49 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,951 Nothing. I don't want to do anything. 50 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:50,892 Doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross. 51 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,823 That was a practical purchase. 52 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,728 I needed that car for transportation. 53 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:59,233 Okay? I have a child. 54 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,863 How hot do I look in this? 55 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,109 Ross, a sports car? 56 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,541 Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stuff a sock down there? 57 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,315 That's not what this is about. 58 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,711 I am a sports car enthusiast. 59 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:17,480 - I've always been into cars. - What's the horsepower? 60 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,152 I don't know, but look how shiny! 61 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:27,558 - I can't believe you bought this. - Really. God, Ross, what were you thinking? 62 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,531 I know it's really shallow, but part of me wants him again. 63 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:33,297 Well, get in line, missy. 64 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,564 So can I have a ride, stud? 65 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,204 Hop in. 66 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:41,980 Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life. 67 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:06,599 Damn it. 68 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,202 Okay, who's next? 69 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:17,243 I am gonna do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. 70 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,747 I want to get something pierced. 71 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:23,113 Like my nose or my tongue or something. 72 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:24,947 Really? Because that hurts. 73 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:26,952 So what? The way I see it... 74 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:28,591 Son of a bitch! 75 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,964 Look, I know what you're going through. 76 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:36,327 I'm totally freaked out about turning 25. 77 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,468 Get out of my apartment. 78 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,807 Rach, I think that you're doing great. 79 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,739 Let's face it, no one handles this well. 80 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:49,808 Least of all you. 81 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:54,241 - Why, what did you do? - Weren't you asked to leave, sonny? 82 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,584 Put that back on. Monica will be here any minute. 83 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,887 But it hurts my Joey's apple. 84 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,894 For the last time, it's not named after each individual man. 85 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:19,309 You've done a wonderful job with this party, Chandler. Everything's so lovely. 86 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,012 Well, not as lovely as you. 87 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,511 I can't believe you have a 30-year-old daughter. 88 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:28,380 And I can't believe you have a tux that's 30 years old. 89 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:33,555 It's older than that. Ross was actually conceived right near this tuxedo. 90 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,462 Everybody hide! I saw her. She's coming. 91 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,162 Everybody down! 92 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,467 Crap. 93 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:51,842 Everybody stay here. I'll find out what's going on. 94 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,440 Hey, you got the door open! 95 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,210 Hey, are you drunk? 96 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,578 No. 97 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:04,948 Okay. 98 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,357 Okay. 99 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,995 See, I was a little nervous about turning... 100 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:16,598 ...30. 101 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:20,405 So the busboys took me out for some drinks. 102 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,977 Might want to puke on you later. 103 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:32,177 Here's the thing. We've thrown a very formal surprise party for you. 104 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:35,148 - Your friends are in there, and your parents. - No! 105 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:36,353 - Yes! Yes! - No. 106 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:39,649 Oh, no! My parents have never seen me drunk. 107 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:41,320 That they know of. 108 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:46,288 We'll get you some coffee. They'll never know that you're drunk. 109 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,898 - You promise? - I'll take care of it. 110 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,068 I love you so much. 111 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,202 Okay, we have to do something about your breath. 112 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,372 What about your breath? 113 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,345 That's still yours. 114 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,711 Now remember, it's a surprise party. 115 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,180 So when you go in, act surprised. 116 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:10,647 Ready? 117 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:18,890 Surprise! 118 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,495 Okay, forward. Forward. 119 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:27,831 Stop! 120 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:30,832 Okay, back... Stop! 121 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:34,042 Okay, for... Stop! 122 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,737 Stop! Stop! 123 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:39,013 Ross, just forget about it. The guy's got you totally wedged in. 124 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:44,989 - Is this yours? - No, it's mine! It's mine. 125 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:49,017 Dude, you so need this car. 126 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,222 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 127 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,194 I'll break into this minivan, put it in neutral. 128 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,097 You push it forward so Ross can drive out of the spot. 129 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,033 All right. Here we go. 130 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,240 Haul ass! 131 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:22,825 Happy 30th birthday! Here. 132 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:26,760 It's for the child in you. And the woman. 133 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,659 Happy 30th! 134 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,596 Right. Why do you keep saying that? 135 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,165 Because it's our 30th birthday. 136 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:36,567 Yeah, no, we're not 30. We're 31. Okay. 137 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:38,704 Wait. 138 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,170 Oh, it's you. 139 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,007 Yeah. What? 140 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,150 Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31. 141 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:50,153 That's what it says on my birth certificate. 142 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,856 You have a birth certificate? 143 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,854 I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died. 144 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:56,755 Our mom. 145 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,054 Right. Okay. 146 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:03,734 - Do you have mine? - No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway. 147 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:07,702 Oh, my God. 148 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,609 Oh, my God, we are 31! 149 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,309 Yeah. 150 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,974 I just lost a whole year of my life. 151 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,374 Okay. 152 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,217 - Your middle name is Pamela? - Yes. 153 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:24,320 I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is? 154 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,625 Yes. Phoebe. 155 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:31,489 - That's my first name. - Right. Okay. Then, no. 156 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,865 We made it across the room. You're doing great. 157 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,259 What's going on? 158 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,971 Monica's a little drunk. 159 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,241 Yeah! I love drunk Monica. 160 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,804 Oh, she's so much more fun than regular Monica. 161 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:52,884 She doesn't want her parents to know. 162 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,319 All right, all right. Here's what we'll do. 163 00:10:56,555 --> 00:11:00,321 I'll get twice as drunk, then no one will even notice her. 164 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:05,896 - Drunk Phoebe's mean. - Okay, you watch your tone with me! 165 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,500 What's going on? 166 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,496 Monica's wasted. 167 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:16,207 Maybe that will liven up this party. 168 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:19,139 Will you just help her get changed? 169 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,675 Taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey. 170 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:29,283 This one's from me. 171 00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,022 It wasn't on your list, but it's really fun. 172 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,283 A scooter. 173 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:39,122 Stick to the list. 174 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:43,633 Always stick to the list. 175 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,634 No, no, I love it. Thank you. 176 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,505 Open ours next! Open ours next! 177 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,108 Now that you're a couple, we don't get two gifts? 178 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,313 For my last birthday, you gave me a hug. 179 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,149 Read the card! Read the card! 180 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,048 "Happy birthday, Grandma. 181 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,885 It's better to be over the hill... 182 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,553 ...than buried under it. 183 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,501 All our love, Monica and Chandler." That's funny. 184 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,998 No, no. That was a joke. 185 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,866 I know, I get it. It's funny. 186 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,973 Because you're not a grandma. 187 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,578 To be a grandma, you have to be married and have children. 188 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:33,046 I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny. 189 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,017 I'm just gonna go... 190 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,087 All you had to do was buy the card. 191 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:50,566 Hey, look who's back. It's the birthday girl. 192 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,364 How's the birthday girl feeling? 193 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:58,606 Well, I feel fine, but I think you're bumming out the rest of the kids. 194 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:06,145 It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. 195 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,545 All I really needed was a plan. 196 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,681 See, I want three kids. 197 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:15,757 And you want to have them all at the same time and have them for your brother. 198 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,122 As I was saying... 199 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:22,726 I should have the first one by the time I'm 35. 200 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,993 Which gives me five years. 201 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,597 I love this plan. I'm gonna marry this plan. 202 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,503 If you could do that, I'd marry the Hippity Hop. 203 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,580 If I want a kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34. 204 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:39,340 Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes. 205 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:45,817 But I want to be married for a year before I get pregnant. 206 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,022 Really? That long? 207 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,496 Look all you want, it's happening. 208 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:02,239 I don't have to get married until I'm 33. That's three whole years. 209 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,668 Wait a minute, though. 210 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,343 I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding. 211 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:10,444 And I'd like to know the guy for a year, year and a half... 212 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,717 ...before we get engaged. 213 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,713 Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm 30. 214 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:22,790 Which is fine because you just turned... 215 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,689 ...28! 216 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,858 No, Ross. No, it is not fine. 217 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,466 I should already be with the guy I'm gonna marry. 218 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,109 Will you quit hogging it? 219 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:48,814 I'm telling you, it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk. 220 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,619 You're drunk. 221 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,357 Mom and Dad are gonna be mad. 222 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,259 Maybe I'm a little drunk. 223 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,127 Are those crab cakes? 224 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:06,927 Did I not tell you to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready? 225 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:10,436 How you feeling? 226 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,901 You are so handsome. 227 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,976 I want to make love to you right here, right now. 228 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,349 I really wish that you wouldn't. 229 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:34,165 Just get through a little bit more, then we can put you in bed. 230 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:38,300 Just smile and don't talk to anyone. 231 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,633 Speech, speech! Let's hear from the birthday girl. 232 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,641 Pheebs! 233 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,775 See, everybody's looking at me. 234 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,377 The plan's working. 235 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,346 I didn't even have to take off my top yet. 236 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,715 Speech. Come on, speech! 237 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,353 You can't keep your hands off her for one second. 238 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,060 I think it's nice. 239 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,126 I think it's necessary. 240 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,700 I want to thank you all for coming. 241 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,767 My family and... 242 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:18,975 ...my friends. 243 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,515 I'd really like to say that I'm... 244 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,116 You know what I'd really like to say? 245 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,414 I'm drunk! 246 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,689 That's right, Mom and Dad. 247 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:40,159 Your little Harmomica is hammered. 248 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,566 And guess what? 249 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,736 I've been drunk before. 250 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,937 And I've smoked a cigarette. 251 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,667 And I've had a box of Ding Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer. 252 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,372 It's all okay. It's okay because... 253 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,413 ...I turned 30 today. 254 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,921 And I can do anything I want. 255 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,119 Because I am a grownup. 256 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,325 Okay, quick. Help me get this off. 257 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,603 I lost a whole year. 258 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,341 I can't believe it. This is so unfair! 259 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,440 Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay. 260 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:26,871 Will it? Will it? 261 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,704 How would you feel if you found out you were 31? 262 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:34,579 That's not gonna happen. Because we have a new deal. 263 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,812 Plus, it ruined my schedule. 264 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,891 I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31. 265 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:46,223 - Like what? - Like I haven't met any Portuguese people. 266 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,966 I haven't had the perfect kiss. 267 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,327 And I haven't been to sniper school. 268 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:56,341 Why don't we go and have some birthday cake. 269 00:17:56,775 --> 00:18:00,609 I just feel like being by myself for a while. See you guys later. Thanks. 270 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,043 Poor Pheebs. 271 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:08,017 Hey, you know what, you guys? I think I'm gonna walk her home. 272 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,724 - Oh, man. - What? 273 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,824 He's gonna eat the cake. 274 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:18,891 Pheebs! 275 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,626 Listen, I... 276 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,522 Close your eyes. 277 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,579 That's one thing you can cross off your list. 278 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:40,916 Oh, yeah. 279 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,515 Plus, I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese. 280 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,586 Okay, is everybody clear? 281 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,729 We're gonna pick it up... 282 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,165 ...and move it. 283 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:02,602 All we need is teamwork. We're gonna lift the car... 284 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,501 ...and slide it out. 285 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,405 Lift... 286 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,410 ...and slide. 287 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,511 - Ross, I really don't think this... - Lift... 288 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,748 ...and slide. 289 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,786 All right. Come on, dogs, let's lift this sucker. 290 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:26,463 Oh, unless you're scared. Little weaklings scared? 291 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,962 Good teamwork. 292 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,334 - Okay, here we go. - All right, everyone. 293 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,127 Lift... 294 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,775 ...and slide. 295 00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:46,410 - Hey, Joey... - Come on, Rach, my turn just started. 296 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,744 Actually, I just want to talk to Tag. 297 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,821 Oh, okay. Hey, can I ride this outside? 298 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,025 Whatever. I'm not your mother. 299 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,620 Not in the street! 300 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:05,260 - Are you feeling any better? - Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm... 301 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,900 Let's talk. 302 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,507 What's up? 303 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,244 Oh, Tag... 304 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,678 You're such a great guy. And we have so much fun together. 305 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,041 - But I... - Wait. 306 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,883 I think I see where you're going. 307 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,646 But before you say anything else, can I say one more thing? 308 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,127 Well said. 309 00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:40,596 And a good example of the fun I was referring to. 310 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:46,707 But I think I'm past the point where I can just have fun. 311 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,279 Rachel, don't do this. This is just because you're turning 30. 312 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,880 Yeah, it is. 313 00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:55,778 But you're just a kid. I mean, you're 25. 314 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,649 - Twenty-four, actually. - Oh, God. 315 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,757 You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. 316 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:10,262 Well, if I'm wishing for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger. 317 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,931 - Me too. - Yeah. Sorry. 318 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:23,842 Hey, how'd it go? 319 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:29,653 If I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year? 320 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,785 You did the right thing. 321 00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:39,220 I don't like this anymore. 322 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:47,000 Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds. 323 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,301 Do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40? 324 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,013 Why, God? 325 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,750 Why are you doing this to us? 326 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:09,826 Yes! My baby's finally free. 327 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,323 All right! 328 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,893 Start it up. Let's go! 329 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,006 How hot are we? 330 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,381 You want to buy a car?