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- Morning.
- Hi.

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How was your date?

3
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- Pretty good.
- Oh, good.

4
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- Aah!
- My God. Sorry about that.

5
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Okay, really good.

6
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I gotta go. I'm late.

7
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You're going to leave her with me?

8
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Don't worry, she's a terrific girl.

9
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Can you do me a favor?

10
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Could you mention I'm not looking
for a relationship? That'd be great.

11
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What, are you kidding?

12
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Just casually slip it in, you know.
Lay the groundwork.

13
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Tell her I'm a loner. No, an outlaw.

14
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She doesn't want to get mixed up
with the likes of me.

15
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That's a lot to remember.

16
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Can't I tell her that you're a pig?

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I'm gonna call her later myself.

18
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Honest.

19
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Chandler used to do it.
He'd make her pancakes.

20
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He'd make extras and leave them for me.

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I'm not telling her anything.
It's not my responsibility.

22
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Fine.

23
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Now, where did we land
on those pancakes?

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- Hi.
- Hi.

25
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Sorry, but I couldn't get
that lock to work.

26
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Yeah, Joey kind of disabled it
when I moved in.

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- You must be Rachel. I'm Erin.
- Hi.

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I don't mean this to sound like high
school, but did he talk about me?

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Would you like some pancakes?

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CHANDLER: Come on. Why are we here?
ROSS: Okay, okay, take a guess.

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The hot chicks?

32
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Okay, okay, I was typing names
into the library computer earlier...

33
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...you know, for fun.

34
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And I typed mine in,
and guess what came up?

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My doctoral dissertation.

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It's right down here in the biggest
library in the university.

37
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Wow, that's actually pretty cool.

38
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There's also a book here
by a woman named Wendy Bagina.

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[MAN & WOMAN MOANING]

40
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What is that?

41
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Sounds like two people are really
enjoying the Dewey decimal system.

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[GASPS]

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WOMAN:
We're so sorry.

44
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You didn't bring me here to do that,
did you?

45
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She sent the chicken back again?

46
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She said it's too dry and wants
to explain to you how she wants it.

47
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I'd like to meet this chicken expert.

48
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Send the colonel in.

49
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Oh, my God!

50
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Lucky bastard.

51
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- Janice.
- How are you...

52
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...Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at-the-Big-Fancy-
Restaurant-With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever?

53
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I'm fine.

54
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Oh, what is that on your finger?
I'm blind.

55
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Oh, uh...

56
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So who's the lucky guy?

57
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Oh, my God.

58
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I am so sorry, sweetie.

59
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Are you okay?

60
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You didn't tell her we're engaged?

61
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- She saw the ring.
- Did she freak out?

62
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She was shocked,
but then again, so were most people.

63
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Eh.

64
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She actually has a boyfriend herself.

65
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Name's Clark.

66
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She also invited herself to our wedding.

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Clark too.

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You said no, right?

69
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Huh?

70
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You said no, right?

71
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She cornered me. She asked me
if the wedding was in town.

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- What was I supposed to do?
- Lie.

73
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How hard is that?
"Your check's in the mail."

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"Oh, your baby's so cute."

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"I can't wait to read your book, Ross."

76
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So she comes to the wedding.
Maybe it won't be so bad.

77
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Think she'll sit quietly?
Think she'll want to make a toast?

78
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You don't think she'll want
to sing "Part-Time Lover"?

79
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Oh, my God. She's not gonna like
the chicken either, is she?

80
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You know what? It'll be okay.

81
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She's probably not gonna even
want to come.

82
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- Really?
- No, that was a lie.

83
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See how easy that was?

84
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So you would have just lied?

85
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Yes.

86
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- It would have really been that easy?
- Yes.

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Do it Saturday. We're having
dinner with her and Clark.

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[MIMICS JANICE'S LAUGH]

89
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Hey, what's up?

90
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- Hey.
- Hey.

91
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Hey, who's your friend?

92
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Hey!

93
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- Hey, Joey.
JOEY: Erin.

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You're still here.

95
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We ended up spending the day together
and had such a great time.

96
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Why wouldn't you? Erin is great.

97
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And then there's you guys.

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Well, listen, I better get going.

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- Today was great. Thanks.
RACHEL: I know.

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Okay.

101
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And Joey, last night was fun.

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Yeah. I'll call you.

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- I'll call you too.
- Or I'll call you.

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- And call me.
ERIN: Okay.

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- Good to see you again.
- Bye.

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JOEY: Bye-bye.
RACHEL: Bye.

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The system kind of broke down, huh?

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Joey, I'm sorry. I just couldn't
tell her all those things.

109
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And we got to talking, and I...

110
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We want you to marry her.

111
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What?

112
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She is so amazing. You have no idea.

113
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Who do you think brought her here?

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Cupid.

115
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She's so cool.
She speaks four languages.

116
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Man, do you know what guys want.

117
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Come on, she's so perfect for you.
She's sweet.

118
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She likes baseball.
She had two beers at lunch.

119
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My beers?!

120
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Look, she's a very nice girl.

121
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We had a very good time,
but I don't see it going anywhere.

122
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You always say that.

123
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Maybe if you gave her a chance,
it would go somewhere.

124
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I'm sorry, you guys. I just don't think so.

125
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- Whatever.
- Fine.

126
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Hey, don't start judging me.

127
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You're in love with your assistant.

128
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You're sleeping with the guy
who keeps pigeons on the roof.

129
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Phoebe!

130
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Secret affair.

131
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People are doing it in front of my book.

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I'm sorry?

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My doctoral dissertation is in the library
at school. I went to see it.

134
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And there were students making babies
right in the paleontology section.

135
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Oh, my God.
Did you get to see anything good?

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At your school...

137
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...was there a place on campus
where students went to fool around?

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Yeah, there was.

139
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In the corner of the library where all
the books were that nobody ever read.

140
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Yes, there was.

141
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Great, because people kept showing up.
I think it's like a thing.

142
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Hold on a second.

143
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Fifth floor, against that back wall?

144
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Oh, for crying out loud!

145
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- So we should go catch our movie.
- What's the rush?

146
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I'd like to see the previews.

147
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The candy.

148
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- Oh, hey.
RACHEL: Well, look who's here.

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- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Erin.

150
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- Hey, Rachel.
- Hi.

151
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We were about to take off
and see a movie.

152
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,420
- Oh, no!
- What's wrong?

153
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,841
Phoebe, we forgot that party
we have to go to.

154
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,927
Oh, no.

155
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:15,971
What party?

156
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,098
A birthday party.

157
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,642
Whose birthday party?

158
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Alison's birthday party.

159
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Oh. And how old is Alison?

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Thirty-two.

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[MUMBLES]

162
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Wait a minute.
Why don't you guys do something?

163
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Look how that worked out.

164
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Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here.

165
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Do you know the paleontology section,
fifth floor, stack 437?

166
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,634
Well, yes. Just give me five minutes.

167
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I just have to find someone
to cover my shift.

168
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,393
No, no, no.

169
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,645
Can I speak to someone in charge?

170
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,567
How can I help?

171
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,112
Hi, I was wondering, is it possible
to increase security...

172
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...in the paleontology section?

173
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I wrote a book that's up there.

174
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,785
And instead of reading it, people are...

175
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:24,164
Well, they're rolling around in front of it.

176
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:29,085
We are aware of the problem
you're referring to.

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As far as increasing security,
I'm afraid the library's understaffed.

178
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I can't help you.

179
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,765
Well, fine.

180
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,684
If I'm the only person
with any appreciation...

181
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:48,688
...of the sanctity of the written word,
then I'll go defend it myself.

182
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,691
Don't you follow me.

183
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,779
- Hey.
PHOEBE & RACHEL: Hey.

184
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- How did it go with Erin?
- Unbelievable.

185
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,368
We had the best time.

186
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,535
Yay!

187
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:06,164
- So you're not mad anymore?
- No, no. You guys were totally right.

188
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,625
This was much better than the first date.

189
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,378
It was awkward. We were both nervous.

190
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,673
- Didn't you sleep together?
- Yeah, that calms me down.

191
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,677
And we have so much in common.

192
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:24,349
She loves sandwiches, sports.
Although she is a Met fan.

193
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,060
Not an issue now, but if we had kids...

194
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:31,356
Oh, my God! Listen to you talking
about having kids.

195
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,901
Oh, my Joey.

196
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,862
- Please don't get married before I do.
- Oh.

197
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,493
Oh!

198
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,372
I just cannot believe
that Clark stood me up.

199
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,082
He may still show up.

200
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,542
What are you, stupid?

201
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,338
- It's been three hours.
- Is that all?

202
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,926
Let's go on to happier things.

203
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,679
Why don't you tell me
about your lovely wedding?

204
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:07,684
There was something that we wanted
to tell you about the wedding.

205
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:11,187
It's going to be a small ceremony.

206
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,314
Tiny.

207
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,152
We're not even sure why we're having it.

208
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,905
It's actually going to be just family.

209
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,577
Oh, wait.

210
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,456
You two think of me as family?

211
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,421
I have to ask you something now,
and be honest.

212
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:41,259
Do you want me to sing
"Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?

213
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,890
How can you say that?
The Mets have no closer.

214
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,393
- What about Benitez?
- What about game one of the Series?

215
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,104
- What about shut up?
- You shut up.

216
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,065
I love arguing with her.

217
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,401
- Be right back.
- Okay.

218
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,154
How's it going with Joey?

219
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,323
Oh, okay.

220
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,949
Okay?

221
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:09,162
Tell me that you like him, please.
I mean, tell me that you like him.

222
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:13,750
He's a really great guy, and I know
you really want this to work out...

223
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,920
...but I just don't see this having a future.

224
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,421
What?

225
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,342
But you said that you liked him.
What happened?

226
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,345
Did you just change your mind?

227
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,556
- Kind of.
- Then change it back!

228
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:33,394
I'm sorry. It's just there's no real spark.

229
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,438
Didn't you sleep together?

230
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,065
Yeah.

231
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,983
Tramp.

232
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,362
Does Joey have any idea?

233
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,948
I don't think he does. You know what?

234
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,951
Maybe you could tell him
I'm not interested...

235
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,119
...in a serious relationship.

236
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,790
You mean, like,
that you're kind of a loner?

237
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,416
Yeah, that'd be great.

238
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:59,504
- And maybe that you're a real stronzo.
- I'm sorry?

239
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,383
I guess Italian isn't one
of the four languages you speak.

240
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,388
- Hey. Want to go?
- Yeah, let's go.

241
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,891
- Okay. See you guys later.
- Bye, guys.

242
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,811
Hey, thank you so much.

243
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,524
Wow.

244
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,569
I guess it wasn't Cupid
that brought her here.

245
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,364
No, just a regular old flying dwarf.

246
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,040
Yes, yes. How can I help you?

247
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,001
We were just looking around.

248
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,587
Oh, you're fellow scholars.

249
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:43,256
What exactly were you looking for?

250
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,424
Perhaps...

251
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,594
Perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings...

252
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,597
...on the Smilodon californicus?

253
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,099
- Uh...
- Uh! Uh!

254
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,434
Get out of here!

255
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,653
Meeting someone?

256
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,573
Or are you just here to brush up...

257
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,743
...on Merriam's views on evolution?

258
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:16,623
Actually, I find Merriam's views
far too progressionist.

259
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,547
I find Merriam's views
far too progressionist.

260
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,967
I'm sorry. Who are you?

261
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,386
I'm a professor here. Ross Geller.

262
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,307
Ross Geller?
Why do I know that name? It's a...

263
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:35,725
Wait.

264
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,022
Did you write this?

265
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,399
Yes.

266
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:50,490
You're the person
who checked out my book?

267
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:56,412
You know, you look nothing
like I would have thought.

268
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,331
You're so young.

269
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,544
Well, I skipped fourth grade.

270
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:15,640
I am very, very sorry.

271
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:22,897
- Hey.
PHOEBE: Hey.

272
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,148
Hi.

273
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:28,236
- So how was your date?
- Great. We walked around the Village.

274
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,030
We went to this ice cream place.
Split a milk shake.

275
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,949
Seventy-thirty, but still.

276
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:37,787
I'm thinking of taking her upstate
to one of those bed-and-breakfasts.

277
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,289
Really? She said she wants to go?

278
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:45,169
No, it's a surprise. It's gonna be tricky,
because she's busy at work.

279
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,671
- Oh.
- Oh.

280
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,508
Joey, look, honey, we need to talk, okay?

281
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,719
Um...

282
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,929
I got the feeling from her...

283
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:59,600
...that she's not looking
for a serious relationship.

284
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,312
- Where are you getting this?
- She told me.

285
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,525
She said she's kind of a loner.

286
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:14,198
Oh.

287
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,369
- Joey...
- Hey, Rach, it's cool, you know.

288
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,289
I'm a loner too, right?

289
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,752
Hey, Joey. You know what?
You are way too good for her.

290
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:30,882
I promise, next time I will tell them
you're not looking for a relationship.

291
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,550
No.

292
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,721
No, don't do that. Just...

293
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,726
- Next time, make sure she likes me.
- Well, that too.

294
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,191
Joey?

295
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,693
JOEY:
Yeah?

296
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,613
- Do you want some pancakes?
- Finally.

297
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,202
What are we gonna do?

298
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,454
I say we go with "Careless Whisper."

299
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,707
[KNOCKING]

300
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,626
Chandler?

301
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,462
Did she see us yet? Did she see us?

302
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,344
Janice, what are you doing here?

303
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,388
I thought I was gonna go back
to my apartment...

304
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:24,852
...but I just felt like I really
couldn't be alone tonight.

305
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:34,112
I was just wondering if I could maybe
stay here with you.

306
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,698
Just I really feel like I need
to be with family.

307
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,912
Our kids are gonna call her
Aunt Janice, aren't they?

308
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:48,334
Please. Because otherwise,
I really don't know what I might do.

309
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:52,630
Aren't you just a teensy bit curious?

310
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,881
[CRIES]

311
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,634
- You have any tissues?
- Yeah, in the bathroom.

312
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,973
We'll just let her stay.

313
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:06,602
No. If we let her stay,
she will stay forever.

314
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,857
- Kind of like your Barcalounger.
- Is that what you're thinking about?

315
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,859
I never stop thinking about it.

316
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,070
Hey, you guys?

317
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,323
Do either one of you want to get
in there before I take my bath?

318
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,536
Janice, I'm sorry...

319
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:27,123
...but you can't stay here tonight.

320
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,791
Why not?

321
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,585
Honestly?

322
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,046
Our apartment is a hotbed...

323
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,841
...for electromagnetic activity.

324
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,679
Monica and I have been immunized,
but sadly...

325
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,474
...you have not.

326
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,561
[LAUGHS]

327
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,773
I'm gonna need a comforter.

328
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,527
Do you have a hypoallergenic one?
Because otherwise I get very nasal.

329
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,281
[JANICE GRUNTS]

330
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,367
Do you have a cat?
Because it's already happening.

331
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,785
Eh. Do you hear that? Listen.

332
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,370
[GRUNTS]

333
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,955
[MIMICS JANICE'S GRUNT]

334
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,251
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
You have to go.

335
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,461
Why?

336
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,799
Because Chandler still has
feelings for you.

337
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,554
He does?

338
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,640
Say again?

339
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,684
That's right. That's right.

340
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,979
And that is why you can't
stay here tonight.

341
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,358
And probably why you shouldn't come
to the wedding.

342
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,445
Feelings. Such strong feelings.

343
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:45,660
I mean, I realize that his feelings
may never completely go away...

344
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,912
...but you can.

345
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,832
Oh, my God.

346
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,711
I understand. I am so sorry.

347
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,421
I'll go.

348
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,220
Goodbye, Monica.

349
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:08,516
I wish you a lifetime
of happiness with him.

350
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,767
Chandler.

351
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,063
You call me when this goes
in the pooper.

352
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,287
I've got this section covered.

353
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,498
Yeah, in fact, I've got this baby
to shine in people's eyes.

354
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,375
Okay, see you later.

355
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,971
I just wanted to show Monica your book.

356
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,603
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