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- Hey. Who wants French toast?
- Oh, I'll have some.

2
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Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge.
Thanks.

3
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Ow.

4
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- Oh, what's the matter, honey?
- My hand feels weird.

5
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I guess it's because I'm engaged.

6
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[ALL CHUCKLE]

7
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- When will that start getting annoying?
- Start?

8
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So let's actually get started
on the wedding plans.

9
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- Okay.
- Already?

10
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Yeah, we got a lot to do.
We gotta think about the flowers...

11
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...the caterers, the music...

12
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- Oh, I got some thoughts on the music...
- Chandler, too many cooks...

13
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Take it from me. All you have to do
is show up and try to say the right name.

14
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Okay.

15
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- What in God's name is that?
- Oh, my God, the wedding book?

16
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I haven't seen that since the 4th grade.

17
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This baby has everything.
Take, you know, locations for instance:

18
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First organized alphabetically,
then geographically...

19
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...then by square footage.

20
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That is so smart. Ha.

21
00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,275
Break it off. Ahem. Break it off, now.

22
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And that should conclusively prove...

23
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...that I had the idea
for Jurassic Park first.

24
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- Now, let's take a look...
- Hey, Ross.

25
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Phoebe, oh, my God,
what are you doing here?

26
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I need to talk to you. It's pretty urgent.
It's about Monica and Chandler.

27
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Oh, my God. Um, of course.

28
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Uh, would you please excuse me
for a moment?

29
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Um, heh, do you know each other's
hometowns? Why don't you?

30
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What's going on?

31
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Well, um, not much. I was just thinking
that since those guys just got engaged...

32
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...that maybe it'd be nice
if they had some privacy.

33
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So could I just move in with you
for a couple days?

34
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Um...

35
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Okay, yeah, sure. But what's wrong
with Monica and Chandler?

36
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Nothing. Why?

37
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Phoebe, you said it was urgent.

38
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Oh, yeah, it is. I'm going to the movies
and it starts in like five minutes.

39
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Do you realize I have a classroom
full of students?

40
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude.
Does anyone want to come to the movies?

41
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I haven't cleared the
budget with my parents yet...

42
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...but tell me how this is for music.

43
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All right, um, a string quartet for the
processional, a jazz trio for cocktails...

44
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...the Bay City Rollers
for dancing...

45
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Wait, that was
for my 6th grade wedding.

46
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

47
00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:18,572
Well, you couldn't get them anyway.
Ian doesn't play anymore, and Derek...

48
00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,993
Well, Derek is a name I shouldn't know.

49
00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:27,873
Hey, Mon, do you have another pillow,
you know, something a little snugglier?

50
00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:31,293
Why are you napping over here
instead of over at your place?

51
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- The duck.
- What, the duck?

52
00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,131
What the hell
did the damn duck do now?

53
00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:41,470
Uh, well, he did not get sick
somewhere in there...

54
00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,973
...and it was immediately found
and properly cleaned up.

55
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Now, do I get to look at this book...

56
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...or is it just for people who are actually
involved in the wedding?

57
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Of course you can look at it.
Yeah, I want your opinion too.

58
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- Okay.
- Here you go.

59
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- What do you think about centerpieces?
- Centerpieces.

60
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- Roses or lilies?
- Definitely roses.

61
00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:10,332
Well, I just think they're a bit more
wedding-y, you know.

62
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- But lilies are the clear choice.
- Oh, my God, it's like one mind.

63
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Uh-huh.

64
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Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap.

65
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I'm gonna get cranky.

66
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Joey, there is a perfectly good couch
across the hall.

67
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Yes, it is perfectly good...

68
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...and it is not one of the places
the duck got sick.

69
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What?

70
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- All right, I'm gonna go.
- Joey, what did the duck do?

71
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I don't know,
but he did not eat your face cream.

72
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Hey, little buddy.

73
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[DUCK SNORTING]

74
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How you feeling? Aah.

75
00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,179
What the hell is in that face cream?

76
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That's so soft.

77
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Pillowcases.

78
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Oh, ah.

79
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JOEY: "Zelda looked at the chimney
sweep. Her father, the vicar..."

80
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Vicar?

81
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"...wouldn't be home for hours.

82
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Her loins were burning.

83
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She threw caution to the wind
and reached out and grabbed his..."

84
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Whoa.

85
00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,781
This is a dirty book.

86
00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,791
[AMBIENT MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]

87
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Uh, Phoebe?

88
00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,298
Oh, Ross, hi.

89
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- Phoebe, what are you doing?
- I'm sorry, I'm with a client right now.

90
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- Phoebe.
- Okay, let's talk outside.

91
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Phoebe, you can't massage people
in my apartment.

92
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What's the big deal?
I did it at Monica and Chandler's.

93
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And they knew about it?

94
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Okay, look, Ross,
what is this really about?

95
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Look, this is my home, and I want to
be able to come and go whenever I want.

96
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Okay. I will find someplace else
to do the rest of my appointments.

97
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I just don't know what the big deal is.

98
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The big deal is I don't want naked,
greasy strangers in my apartment...

99
00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:07,175
...when I want to kick back with a puzzle...
Beer, cold beer.

100
00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:12,055
Hey, Joey. What are you doing?

101
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:16,309
Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on?

102
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No.

103
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Hmm.

104
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What if I was, uh, sweeping a chimney?

105
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Joey, did you eat my face cream?

106
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Where are you going?
The vicar won't be home for hours.

107
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Joey...

108
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...where did you learn that word?

109
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Where do you think...

110
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...Zelda?

111
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[GASPS]

112
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- You found my book?
- Yeah, I did.

113
00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,605
Joey, what are you doing
going into my bedroom?

114
00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,732
Okay, I'm sorry.
I went in there to take a nap.

115
00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,734
And I know I shouldn't have,
but you got porn.

116
00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,444
RACHEL:
Ugh.

117
00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,906
You know what? I don't care.
I'm not ashamed of my book.

118
00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:15,952
There's nothing wrong with a woman
enjoying a little erotica.

119
00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:20,081
It's just a healthy expression
of female sexuality...

120
00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:24,294
...which, by the way, is something
that you will never understand.

121
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You got porn.

122
00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,435
[SHRIEKS]

123
00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,438
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

124
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:54,115
- Hello.
- Hi, is, uh, Phoebe here?

125
00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:58,286
- Uh, no, no, she's out for the night.
- Oh, great.

126
00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,456
Heh. Can I help you with something?

127
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,667
I don't know. Are you a masseur?

128
00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,794
Yes, I am.

129
00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,173
Great. Dad?

130
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,140
Thank you so much.
I'll be back to pick him up in an hour.

131
00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,066
So, Chandler, your parents
must've been thrilled...

132
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,734
...when you told them
you were engaged.

133
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,195
Oh, yeah.
I should probably call them.

134
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,490
I remember when we first got engaged.

135
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,867
- I don't think I've heard that story.
- Dad, you don't...

136
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,328
Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant.

137
00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,999
I still don't know how.

138
00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:48,503
You don't know how? Your dog
thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.

139
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,258
What a sweet story.

140
00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,220
At least you're not hearing it
at your 5th grade Halloween party.

141
00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,097
What? They wanted a scary story.

142
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,101
Anyway, we're really excited
about our wedding plans.

143
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,980
Pretty soon we'll be making a big
withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.

144
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,190
[CHANDLER & MONICA CHUCKLE]

145
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,904
- What?
- You tell her, Jack. I can't do it.

146
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,699
What happened?
You still have the wedding fund, don't you?

147
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,119
We have it.
Only now we call it "the beach house."

148
00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:28,168
I can't believe you spent my wedding fund
on the beach house.

149
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,711
We're sorry. We assumed...

150
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,839
...if you got married after you turned 30
you'd pay for it yourself.

151
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,675
You bought the beach house
when I was 23.

152
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,178
Which means you had seven years
of beach fun...

153
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,430
...and you can't put a price on that,
sweetie.

154
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,934
We really do feel bad about this though.

155
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,228
We started saving again
when you dated Richard.

156
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,898
But then that went to hell,
so we redid the kitchen.

157
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,277
What about when I started
dating Chandler?

158
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,780
It was Chandler.
We didn't think he'd ever propose.

159
00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:02,577
Clearly I did not start drinking enough
at the start of the meal. Heh.

160
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,871
I can't believe there is no money
for my wedding.

161
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,083
We might still have some
if your father hadn't thought...

162
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,085
...to sell ice over the Internet.

163
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,963
- It seemed like such a simple idea.
- Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid.

164
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,425
All right, enough.
I don't want to hear about it anymore.

165
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,094
Good luck, Chandler.

166
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,894
[AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

167
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:47,622
Okay, now I'm going to...

168
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,542
...touch you.

169
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,178
Oh, that's soft.

170
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,999
I can't believe this. Do you think
your parents could help pay for it?

171
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,333
I don't know.

172
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:36,671
My mother spent most of her money
on her fourth wedding.

173
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,215
She's saving the rest for her divorce.

174
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:44,220
And any extra cash my father has,
he saves for his yearly trips to...

175
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,347
...Dollywood.

176
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,934
What happened at dinner?

177
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,228
My parents spent the money
for our wedding.

178
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,480
[GASPS]

179
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,607
My God, what did you order?

180
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:01,738
Wait, there's no money?
Well, this is terrible.

181
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:05,492
You guys are gonna have to get married
in, like, a rec center.

182
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:10,663
- Honey, it's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not gonna be okay. It sucks.

183
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:14,709
- No swing band, no lilies.
- No, you know what? It's gonna be okay.

184
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,712
I mean, you don't need to have this...

185
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,799
...rustic Italian feast, you know?

186
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:27,514
And you don't need this custom-made
empire-waisted, duchess satin gown.

187
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,432
You can wear off-the-rack.

188
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,439
Look, it really is gonna be okay.

189
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,819
The important thing is that we love
each other and we're gonna get married.

190
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,739
Do you even understand
what "off-the-rack" means?

191
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,576
Why don't you just pay for it yourself?

192
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,286
How? I don't have any money.

193
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,539
- Well, I have some.
- How much?

194
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,790
Well, close to...

195
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,638
- Whoa! Are you kidding me?
- What? How much?

196
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,766
- It's enough for wedding scenario A.
- Really?

197
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,853
How great are you, you little saver? Heh.

198
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,939
The amount you have is exactly
the budget of my dream wedding.

199
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,067
Oh, you guys
are so made for each other.

200
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,446
Well, you're not suggesting we spend
all of the money on the wedding?

201
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,448
MONICA & RACHEL [IN UNISON]:
Uh, yeah.

202
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,662
Look, Mon, I've been saving this money
for six years...

203
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,125
...and I kind of have some of it earmarked
for the future, not just for a party.

204
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:41,337
Wow. Hello, Mr. Chandler.

205
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,302
Sweetie, this is the most special day
of our lives.

206
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:51,389
I realize that, honey, but I'm not gonna
spend all the money on one party.

207
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,058
Honey, um, I love you. Heh.

208
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,520
But, um, if you call our wedding a party
one more time...

209
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,355
...you may not get invited.

210
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:06,112
We can always earn more money, okay?
But we're only gonna get married once.

211
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:10,742
Look, I understand, but I have to put
my foot down, okay? The answer is no.

212
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,162
You're gonna have
to put your foot down?

213
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,664
Yes, I am.

214
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,836
Wow. Money and a firm hand.

215
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,672
Finally a Chandler
I can get onboard with.

216
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,683
- Hey, Rach.
- Joey.

217
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,188
Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke?

218
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:44,651
Uh-huh. I get it. Smoke, chimney,
chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha.

219
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,780
No, no, no, I'm serious.
You don't smell it?

220
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,698
Something's on fire.

221
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,867
No, I don't smell anything.

222
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,788
Oh, you know what?
It's probably just your burning loins.

223
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,545
- Hey, what are you guys talking about?
- Nothing.

224
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,051
Mm, damn, this coffee's cold.

225
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,470
Hey, Rach, do you mind
if I heat this up on your loins?

226
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:20,269
You know, I cannot believe
you told him. Joey...

227
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,898
So I guess you bought that book
after we broke up, huh?

228
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,735
Uh-huh, I did, because I wore out
my first copy when I was with you.

229
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,238
Oh, yeah? Yeah?

230
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:34,701
Well, uh, when we were going out,
I read tons of porno magazines.

231
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,953
'Sup?

232
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:42,417
Ross, how could you do that
to an old man?

233
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,754
Excuse me, ladies.

234
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,257
I'm sorry?

235
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My massage client, Arthur.

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His daughter called and said
some guy that worked for me...

237
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,098
...gave him a really weird massage
this afternoon.

238
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I gave him an extremely
professional massage.

239
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He said you poked
at him with wooden spoons.

240
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Okay, so it wasn't
a traditional massage.

241
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,111
But I did give him acupressure
with a pair of chopsticks...

242
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,532
...and I gently exfoliated him
with a mop.

243
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,538
Well, he's never coming back, okay?
You just cost me $80 a week.

244
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,000
You know what? This is your fault.
You didn't move his appointment.

245
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Oh, it's my fault?
You didn't have to massage him.

246
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,755
You could've sent him away.

247
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,674
You could've not rolled Tonka trucks
up and down his back.

248
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He said he liked that.

249
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,392
You're right, you're right.
I'm sorry.

250
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,979
Dude, what are you massaging
an old man for?

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- His daughter was hot.
- Gotcha.

252
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[DOOR OPENS]

253
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- Hey.
- Hey.

254
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,287
Listen, um...

255
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...I've been thinking.

256
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:09,337
And it's not fair for me to ask you
to spend all your money on our wedding.

257
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,507
I mean, you work really hard for that.

258
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,926
- Well.
- Well, you work for that.

259
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,596
Look, I thought about it too.

260
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:24,352
And I'm sorry. I think we should spend
all of the money on the wedding.

261
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,190
- You do?
- Yeah, I'm putting my foot down.

262
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,986
Yeah, look, when I proposed, I told you...

263
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...that I would do anything
to make you happy.

264
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,952
And if having the perfect wedding
makes you happy...

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...then that's what we're gonna do.

266
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You are so sweet.

267
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,086
Oh, but wait.

268
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What about our...?
What about the future and stuff?

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Ah, forget about the future and stuff.

270
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,343
So we only have two kids.

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You know, we'll pick our favorite
and that one will get to go to college.

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- Have you thought about that?
- Yeah.

273
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,936
How many kids were we gonna have?

274
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Uh, four. A boy, twin girls
and another boy.

275
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What else did you think about?

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Well, heh, stuff like where we'd live,
you know.

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Like a small place outside the city...

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...where our kids could learn
to ride their bikes and stuff.

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We could have a cat that had a bell
on its collar...

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...and we could hear it every time
it ran through the little kitty door.

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Of course we'd have an apartment
over the garage where Joey could grow old.

282
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,889
You know what?

283
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,767
I don't want a big, fancy wedding.

284
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,312
- Sure you do.
- No.

285
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I want everything that you've just said.
I want a marriage.

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- You sure?
- Mm-hm.

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00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,118
- I love you so much.
- I love you.

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00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,127
Hey, listen, when you were talking
about our future, you said cat.

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But you meant dog, right? Ha, ha.

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00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,635
- Ha, yeah, totally.
- Oh, good.

291
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,065
Hello, Zelda.

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- Who are you supposed to be?
- The vicar.

293
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,116
- Do you even know what a vicar is?
- Like a goalie, right?

294
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,743
Yeah.

295
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,870
Look, Joey, it's enough, all right?

296
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:51,123
You keep making these stupid jokes
and these sleazy innuendoes...

297
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,209
...and it's just not funny anymore.

298
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,712
All right, I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry.
Okay? I'm sorry.

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00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,217
Maybe I could make it up to you
by taking you roughly in the barn.

300
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,885
Ugh.

301
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:07,265
All right, you know what? That's it.
You want to do it? Let's do it.

302
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,392
Huh?

303
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,186
That's right.
I want to do it with you.

304
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:18,651
Been trying to fight it,
but you just said all the right things.

305
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,278
Uh, I did?

306
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,698
Yeah, oh, I've been waiting so long
to get on that body.

307
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,159
- This body?
- Yeah, that's right.

308
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,453
Come on, Joey, sex me up.

309
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,332
Hey, you're starting to sound like
the butcher's wife there in chapter seven.

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00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,837
Oh, come on, now. Don't keep me waiting.
Get those clothes off.

311
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,300
But I would keep that helmet on,
because you're in for a rough ride.

312
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,303
I don't want to. I'm scared.

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