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Hey.

2
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- What's the matter?
- Someone on the subway licked my neck!

3
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- Licked my neck!
- Whoa! Willy's still alive.

4
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- What are you doing?
- My mom called.

5
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They're gonna run our engagement
announcement in the paper.

6
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- We're looking for a good picture.
- Ooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.

7
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Not true. There are great pictures of us.

8
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No, there are great pictures of you
next to a guy who's going like this...

9
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Oh, my God, that's the creep that
you're with at the Statue of Liberty.

10
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I don't know what it is.
I just can't take a good picture.

11
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Oh, here's a great one.

12
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- Yeah, I'm not in that.
- No, but look at me, all tan.

13
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Why don't you get portraits done
by a professional photographer?

14
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That's a great idea. I bet they have
one of those wind machines, like:

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[WHOOSHING]

16
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Yeah, that's great. Next to that,
Chandler won't look so stupid.

17
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- Chandler, what do you say?
- All right, but I should warn you.

18
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I'm not going. I'm going.

19
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Dude, that reverse lay-up. Ugh!

20
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- And how about those three-pointers?
- Amazing.

21
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And those guys were this close
to letting us play this time too.

22
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Hey, look. Phoebe's talking
to Cute Coffeehouse Guy.

23
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You call him "Cute Coffeehouse Guy"?
We call him "Hums While He Pees."

24
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Yes, and we call Ross
"Lingers in the Bathroom."

25
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Hey, you guys, "Hums While He Pees"
just asked me out.

26
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- I thought that guy was married.
- He is, but he's getting divorced.

27
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Ross, maybe you know him.

28
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It's not a club.

29
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If this guy's going through a divorce,
is it a good idea to go out with him?

30
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Hey, divorced men are not bad men.

31
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They have that that on the napkins
at the club.

32
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- Oh, I gotta get back to work.
- You don't have to be back for a half-hour.

33
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My assistant, Tag, does sit-ups
in the office during lunch. Heh.

34
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Ugh, I could just spread him
on a cracker.

35
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If you have a crush on this guy,
why would you hire him?

36
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- You know you can't date him, right?
- Oh, no, I know that.

37
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Although we made a joke
that we spend so much time together...

38
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...he should call me his "work-wife."

39
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Soon he'll be able to call you
"that lady he knew that got fired."

40
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I'm not gonna get fired,
because I'm not gonna act on it.

41
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You wouldn't mind
if he was dating someone?

42
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Why, is he? He is, isn't he?
He's dating that slut in marketing.

43
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Maybe I should open
a divorced men's club.

44
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Dude, that's so sad.

45
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- I could put a basketball court in the back.
- Heh.

46
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Could I play?

47
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Oh, no sit-ups today, Tag?

48
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- I just did them.
- Oh, well, drop and give me 10 more. Heh.

49
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What?

50
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I had a drink with lunch. Did those, um...?

51
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- Did those cost reports come in?
- Yeah, I filled them out last night.

52
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Oh, great. Could you make me 4 copies?

53
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- Sure.
- Great, thank you.

54
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[CLEARS THROAT]

55
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Huh.

56
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Ah.

57
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- Hey, Rachel.
- Hi. Hi, Melissa. What's up?

58
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I'm just about to, um, go out to the store.

59
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Get some stuff to put in my backpack.

60
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You know, like dried fruit and granola,
and stuff like that.

61
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- Um, what's up?
- Is Tag here?

62
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- No. Why?
- Oh, I was gonna talk to him...

63
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...about doing something tonight.
- Really?

64
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You got a little crush
on Tag there, do you?

65
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Well, we've been flirting back and forth...

66
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...but I was hoping tonight it would
turn into something a little more than that.

67
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Okay, whoa, whoa. Easy there, Melissa.
This ain't a locker room, okay.

68
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But you know, I remember him saying
that he had plans tonight.

69
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah.

70
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All right, back to work.

71
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Hey, isn't that Tag's backpack?

72
00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,099
Yeah, Melissa, I don't want to be known
as the, uh, office bitch...

73
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...but I will call your supervisor.

74
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PHOTOGRAPHER:
Great, that's great, Monica. Great.

75
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Now, Chandler,
you want to give us a smile?

76
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Okay.

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- I'm sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
- No, I am.

78
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Chandler, I know you can do this.
You have a beautiful smile.

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- I do?
- Yeah.

80
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All right, maybe you don't have to smile.
Let's try something else. Let's try, um...

81
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- Try looking sexy.
- Okay.

82
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Or not.

83
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Hi, Joey, what are you doing here?

84
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I got an audition down the street,
and I spilled sauce all over my shirt.

85
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- You got an extra one?
- Yeah, sure. Um...

86
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Here.

87
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Great.

88
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You got anything
that's not Ralph Lauren?

89
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Yeah, I don't think so, Joe.

90
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I guess this'll be fine.

91
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- Listen, uh, what are you doing tonight?
- Nothing. Why?

92
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How would you feel about
taking out my assistant Tag?

93
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- I'll pay.
- Heh.

94
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It's gonna take a lot of money for
me to go out on a date with a dude.

95
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I'm not asking you to go on
a date with him.

96
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Really? Because I could kind of
use the money.

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Joey, just... He's new in town
and he doesn't have any guy friends.

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Take him to a ball game or something.
I'd appreciate it.

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- Yeah, okay, no problem.
- Thank you.

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- Ooh, hey, doughnuts!
- Uh-huh.

101
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[CHUCKLES]

102
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I know. Let's try a look...

103
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...of far-off wonderment.

104
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Gaze into our future and think about
our marriage and the days to come.

105
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Chandler, what is the matter
with your face?

106
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This picture's supposed to say
"Geller and Bing to be married"...

107
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...not "Local woman
saves drowning moron."

108
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- Ha-ha-ha.
MONICA: Hey, don't laugh at him.

109
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He's my drowning moron.

110
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- Aw.
- That's it, that's it! Take it, take it!

111
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I like this one.

112
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It seems to say, "I love you
and that's why I have to kill you."

113
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Can't all be bad.

114
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Find the one where you make
your bedroom eyes.

115
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Oh, there it is.

116
00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,944
Oh, my God,
those are my bedroom eyes?

117
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Why did you ever sleep with me?

118
00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,659
Do you really want to pull
at that thread?

119
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- I'm having a really good time.
- Me too.

120
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Sorry that guy on the subway
licked your neck.

121
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Oh!

122
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No, that's okay. He's a friend.

123
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Uh, I don't mean to be presumptuous...

124
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...but I have tickets to the
ballroom-dancing finals tomorrow.

125
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Yeah, I...

126
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Well, I missed the semifinals,
so I think I would just be lost.

127
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Heh, I know that it's lame,
but I got these tickets from my boss...

128
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Oh, no, no, no, my God!

129
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- Okay, don't freak out. I'll go.
- No, it's...

130
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My ex-wife Whitney is out there.

131
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I cannot deal with her now.
That woman is crazy.

132
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Okay, I know. Hold on.

133
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- Hey, Ross.
- Yeah.

134
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Yeah. Um, that's Whitney,
Kyle's ex-wife out there.

135
00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:06,878
Do you think you could divert her
so we could slip out?

136
00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,130
What? No.

137
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:14,344
Okay, but I have two tickets
to the ballroom-dance finals.

138
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I don't think so, Pheebs. I, heh...

139
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All right, I'll do it.

140
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,147
- But just because you're a friend.
- Okay.

141
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,494
Aah!

142
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,038
Hi, Ginger.

143
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I want my key back.

144
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- I don't have it.
- It's right there.

145
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Ugh. Okay, Sherlock.

146
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I'm sorry, but you'd better go, Pheebs.

147
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,427
All right. I just wanted to thank you
for diverting Kyle's ex.

148
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,597
Oh, yeah, no, you're welcome.
We'll, uh, talk about it later.

149
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- Okay.
- Heh.

150
00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:03,268
- Hi, Whitney.
- Hi, Ross.

151
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,605
- Are you ready for breakfast?
- Yep. Ooh.

152
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:12,444
Kyle's ex-wife? You were supposed
to divert her, not date her.

153
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,740
Sorry, can you give me a second
while I talk to this woman...

154
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,451
...uh, who, by the way,
did not spend the night?

155
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,246
- Sure.
- Okay. Eh, heh...

156
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,710
I did divert her, and we ended up
having a great time, okay?

157
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,462
- Watching ballroom dancing?
- Yes.

158
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,798
That's where we realized
we are both super cool people.

159
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:39,137
Look, okay, Ross. Kyle just told me
some really bad stuff about her.

160
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,848
- Like what?
- Like she's really mean.

161
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,768
And she's overly critical and... And... No.

162
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:49,606
She will paint a room a really bright
color without even checking with you.

163
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,817
Okay.

164
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,154
And she uses sex as a weapon.

165
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,781
Fine. Thank you for warning me.

166
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:02,786
At breakfast, I'll be on full alert
for room painting and sex weapons.

167
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,706
- You're still gonna go out with her?
- Yeah.

168
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,376
Well, didn't you hear
what I just said?

169
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,629
Pheebs, come on.
I mean, consider the source.

170
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,800
Of course her ex-husband's gonna say
that stuff. Now if you'll excuse me.

171
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,260
No, listen to me, she is crazy!

172
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,598
WHITNEY:
Uh, your door isn't soundproof.

173
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,353
You see? Nothing is good enough
for her.

174
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,401
- Morning.
- Hi, Tag.

175
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,362
Hey, so did you have fun with,
uh, Joey last night?

176
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,197
Yeah, we went to the Knicks game.

177
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,116
Aw, that's nice.

178
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,828
Then we went to this bar, and he
hooked us up with all these women.

179
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,126
Women? You mean, like old women?

180
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,087
Kind of old, like 30.

181
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,970
- Oh.
- I never used to be able...

182
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,888
...to just talk to girls in bars...

183
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,225
...but I got, like, 20 phone numbers
last night.

184
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,812
That's great.

185
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,482
Oh, man. So Joey must have
really taught you some stuff.

186
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,818
- A little.
- Yeah.

187
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,112
How you doing?

188
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:31,458
See? That's a great smile.
Easy, natural.

189
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,543
Now pretend I have a camera.

190
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,047
- You're changing it.
- I can't help it.

191
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,718
All right. You want to know what I do
when I take résumé shots?

192
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,887
Borrow money from me?

193
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:49,768
Yeah. Okay, first of all,
you want to make it look spontaneous.

194
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:54,522
So here's what I do. I look down,
look down, keep looking down.

195
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,191
Then I look up.

196
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,570
See? All right, now you try.

197
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:04,032
Look down. You're looking down.
Keep looking down.

198
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,284
Why is there jelly on your shoe?

199
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,536
- I had a doughnut.
- Oh.

200
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,123
- Hi.
- Hey.

201
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,502
So, I heard you had some fun
with Tag last night.

202
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,045
Yeah, that guy's all right.

203
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:21,299
Yeah, and you had fun teaching him
how to be all "Joey."

204
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,469
- What?
- You know, all the women.

205
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,388
You can't teach someone
to be good with women.

206
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,183
That's why I never had
any luck with Chandler.

207
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,899
I'm right here.

208
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,487
Would you mind just not
going out with him again?

209
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:46,032
Just the idea of you and he
and all these women...

210
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,660
I know he's my assistant,
and I can't date him, blah!

211
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,703
But it bothers me, all right?

212
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,540
No, no, no, you can't take him
away from me.

213
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:57,502
I got a great partner to pick up
girls with. Finally!

214
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,967
I'm still right here.

215
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,427
All right, will you talk to him...

216
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:11,140
...and tell him how hollow and unsatisfying
this dating-tons-of-women thing is?

217
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,351
What?

218
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,189
I don't want him to meet anybody
until I'm over my crush.

219
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,691
And I will get over it.

220
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,861
It's not like I love him. It's just physical.

221
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,948
I get these crushes all the time.
Hell, I had a crush on you when I met you.

222
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,992
I know. Monica told me.

223
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,954
Did you have a crush on me
when you first met me?

224
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,208
Yeah, sure.

225
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,590
Can you people not see me?

226
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,219
So will you talk to him?

227
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:52,265
- I don't know, Rach.
- I'll give you 10 Ralph Lauren shirts.

228
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,850
One.

229
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,728
No, 10. You said 10.
You can't take that back.

230
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,362
Hey. You wanted to talk to me?

231
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,907
I don't know.
You, uh, got something for me?

232
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,658
Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.

233
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,748
Ten. Okay.

234
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,250
Tag, there's such a thing
as too many women.

235
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,170
- Really?
- Yeah, for you.

236
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,386
- Hey, there you are.
- There I am.

237
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:34,140
- You okay?
- Yeah, Joey said I, uh, needed to relax.

238
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,142
So he gave me an antihistamine.

239
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,936
- What?
- Yeah.

240
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,813
Then I fell asleep on the subway
and went to Brooklyn.

241
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,399
Brooklyn is far.

242
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,777
What were you thinking?

243
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,656
But don't worry, because
I know how to take a picture now.

244
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,785
Okay, see. Look down.

245
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,122
Look down.

246
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,630
- Chandler?
- Yeah?

247
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,763
- Hi.
- Hi.

248
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,976
So how are things going with Crazy?
Has she cooked your rabbit yet?

249
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:22,313
Listen, you are hearing one side
of the story. Okay?

250
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:26,234
FYI, she must have shown Kyle
over 30 paint samples...

251
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,986
...before she painted that room.

252
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:34,283
And his response to each one was,
"I don't give a tiny rat's ass."

253
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,787
Maybe she should have spent
a little less time decorating...

254
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,331
...and a little more time
in the bedroom.

255
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,543
I don't think we are going
to have that problem...

256
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:47,505
...but maybe that's because I am not
emotionally unavailable.

257
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,299
You think he's emotionally unavailable?

258
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,552
I think he can be.

259
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,721
Maybe he wouldn't be...

260
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,348
...if she didn't bring the office
home every night.

261
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,893
Well excuse her for knowing
what she wants to do with her life.

262
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:05,273
Well, she certainly knew what
she was doing New Year's Eve 1997.

263
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,444
I knew you were gonna
throw that in my face!

264
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:13,531
That was three years ago.
She apologized and apologized.

265
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,117
What more do you want?

266
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,911
We want the last six years back!

267
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,956
So do we! So do we!

268
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,838
I'm sorry you had to see that.

269
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,552
- Morning, Rachel.
- Hi.

270
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,971
Hey, so, uh, what'd you do last night?

271
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,931
- Went out with Joey.
- Oh, yeah?

272
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,810
Another night of bird-dogging
the chicas?

273
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,482
- No, we had a really good talk.
- Oh.

274
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,068
I don't think I'm gonna do
that bar scene anymore.

275
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,237
Wow, I did not see that coming.

276
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,740
It's just not really who I am.

277
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,409
No, I've always been happier when...

278
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,078
Why am I telling you this?

279
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,747
- You don't care about this stuff.
- Yes, I do. I do.

280
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,376
Go on. You were saying,
"I'm happier when I'm..."

281
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,128
When I'm in a relationship.

282
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,547
- I love having a girlfriend.
- Really?

283
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,050
Yeah. Someone I can spoil, you know.

284
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,677
- Sp... Spoil?
- Uh-huh.

285
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,848
- Let me ask you something.
- Uh-huh?

286
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,935
Do you believe there's one perfect
person for everyone?

287
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,604
I'm starting to.

288
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,650
If that person's in your life,
you should do something about it?

289
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,443
Yes. Hell, yes.

290
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,987
- All right, then, it's settled.
- Okay.

291
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,449
- I'm getting back together with my ex.
- I would love to!

292
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,159
What?

293
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,040
Hello?

294
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,169
Oh. This is gonna be a while.
Excuse me.

295
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,964
Um, yeah.

296
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,966
Yeah.

297
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,062
My God!

298
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,691
Oh, I'm sorry. Is that annoying?

299
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,819
And speaking of being selfish in bed,
how's Whitney?

300
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,115
Maybe she wouldn't have to be
selfish in bed...

301
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,493
...if someone else knew where
everything was.

302
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,454
Oh, he knows. Heh.

303
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,290
For the most part.

304
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,044
Oh, hey. Good, you're both here.

305
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,172
We kind of need to talk.

306
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,674
- Both of you together?
- What's up?

307
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,928
Well, I went over to Kyle's last night
to pick up a few things...

308
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,056
...and we got to reminiscing.

309
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,892
KYLE:
We talked most of the night...

310
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:49,020
...and realized the reason
we're angry with each other...

311
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,732
...is because there are still
feelings there.

312
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,443
So...

313
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,697
Oh, just say it, Kyle!

314
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,785
We're gonna give it another try.

315
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:08,581
What about her whining,
and her constant need for attention?

316
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,957
I'm gonna work on that.

317
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,418
Oh, right, because you're so
capable of change.

318
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,088
You know, he hums when he pees.

319
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:22,386
- I do know.
- Makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.

320
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,348
We're so sorry.

321
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,019
That's all right. We don't need you.
I'm over it already.

322
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,397
Yeah, and I don't even give
a tiny rat's ass.

323
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,734
Yeah, we're gonna go.

324
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,531
I'm sorry.

325
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,866
Agh.

326
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,203
Pheebs, you were right about her.

327
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,123
You know, she did try to use
sex as a weapon.

328
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,417
Yeah, I hurt my back a little.

329
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,965
You know, he hums while he does
other stuff too.

330
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,470
- We're better off without them.
- Heh.

331
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:09,141
Even if they break up again, you better
not let him in your sad men's club.

332
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,603
- Divorced men's club.
- Potato, "potato."

333
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,902
Hey, guys, check it out.

334
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,948
- My mom sent me the paper.
- Ooh, let's see it. Yay.

335
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:29,161
- Oh, yeah, that looks good.
- You make a very attractive couple.

336
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,751
- Yeah, we look great together.
- We really do.

337
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,712
Okay.

338
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,464
Imagine what our kids would look like.

339
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,258
You know, we don't have to imagine.

340
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,012
I'm marrying her.

341
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,888
We'll just see.

342
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,687
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