1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,212 Can you help me pick an engagement ring for Monica? 2 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,089 I can't figure this out. It's so hard. 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,718 Should I get her a Tiffany cut, or a princess cut or a... 4 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,803 Ow! Paper cut! 5 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,347 Have you told anyone else? 6 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:18,517 No, I don't want to tell anybody. I don't want Monica to find out. 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,768 You told me. 8 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,479 Well, that's because I trust you, and we're best friends... 9 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:25,441 ...and you walked in on me while I was looking at ring brochures. 10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,861 Well, once again, not knocking pays off. 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,990 - I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet. - Me too. 12 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:36,326 - Hey. - Hey. 13 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:39,496 - Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse? - Oh, all right. 14 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,041 Oh, perfect. We were just gonna see if you wanted to go. 15 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,711 Oh, well, we don't, because we got the other place. 16 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:50,841 How rude. 17 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,843 Oh, I'm sorry. You want a bite? 18 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,345 So how are things going with Paul? 19 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,846 - Good. - Huh. 20 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:40,641 - Although, you know, he's a private guy. - Mm-hm. 21 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:44,019 You know, I wish I could get him to open up a bit. Share some feelings. 22 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:48,857 That's easy. You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won't open. 23 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:51,693 So, what are you saying? 24 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,696 I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table? 25 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,660 No, that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone. 26 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,207 - Hi. - Hi. 27 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,667 - How are you? - Watch this. 28 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,377 - Hey, Paul. - Hi, Phoebe. 29 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,379 So how are things going with you? 30 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,882 Can't complain. 31 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,181 - Hey! - Hi. 32 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,308 - Great to... - Ross, good to see you too. 33 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,061 - Good. Bye. - You take care. 34 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,945 Hey, Pheebs, what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before? 35 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,947 Ah, that was so weird, huh? 36 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:39,700 Phoebe, why did you do it? 37 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,828 I didn't do it. It was Chandler. 38 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,831 He's... He's mad at you. 39 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:50,085 - What? Why? - Oh, please. I think you know why. 40 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:52,588 I can't think of anything. 41 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:56,592 Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper. 42 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:02,639 Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game... 43 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,057 ...a couple weeks ago? 44 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,186 Do you think that's something that he'd be mad at you for? 45 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:11,148 - I guess it could. - Well, then I think that's it. 46 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,484 Well, if he's angry, he really shouldn't just cover it up. 47 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,403 I wish he'd just tell me the truth. 48 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,905 Well, if that's what you want... 49 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:21,825 ...then you should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table. 50 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,497 Honey, I made a reservation at China Garden. Is that okay? 51 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,249 Yeah, that's great. 52 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:33,587 But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day. 53 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,756 It was fine. 54 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,425 Okay. 55 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,846 Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now? 56 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:46,725 That you are looking really fine in that dress. 57 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,062 Yeah, that's great, Paul. But, you know... 58 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,941 I want to know what... Wow, those are really great. 59 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,403 I just want to know... 60 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:02,658 ...what is behind this strong, silent exterior? 61 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:05,118 You know, they say that still waters run deep... 62 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,704 ...and I want to swim in yours. 63 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,667 Are you talking about having sex? 64 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,670 No, Paul. 65 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,338 I don't know anything about you. 66 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,591 You know, like your childhood. Tell me about your childhood. 67 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,093 Normal. 68 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:25,889 Okay, well, then how about puberty? Come on. That's always a painful time. 69 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,308 You know, your friends invite you to a slumber party... 70 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,143 ...and stick your hand in warm water... 71 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,980 ...while you're sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag. 72 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,067 No, that never happened to me. 73 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:41,405 Well, you're lucky you never met that bitch, Sharon Majeski. 74 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,782 Anyway... 75 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,160 The rest of your life, you know. Any regrets? 76 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,621 No. 77 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:52,207 All right, Paul. I'm not asking for a lot here. 78 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,544 Just give me something. Anything. 79 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,505 - Okay. - Okay. 80 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,093 - When I was 6 years old... - Mm-hm. 81 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,220 ...I wanted a Big Wheel. 82 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,348 And instead, my parents got me this little... 83 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:12,311 ...plastic chicken that you hop around on. 84 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,105 It was embarrassing. Kids made fun of me. 85 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,107 That was a pretty tough year. 86 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,819 - That's great. See? - Heh. 87 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,156 I already feel like I know you a little better. Thank you. 88 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,326 Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Let's go. 89 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,204 It was horrible. 90 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,752 They called me "Chicken Boy." 91 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:47,471 In fifth grade, I got in a fight. Well, it wasn't really a fight. 92 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,473 Richard Danville bit me on the nose. 93 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,559 I fell down, still have a little scar right here. You can see it. 94 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,645 Yeah, yeah. I see the scar. 95 00:05:55,813 --> 00:06:00,942 Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that, you know, you've shared your feelings. 96 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,903 It's really... It's beautiful. 97 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,239 But, um, what do you say we go share some food? 98 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,408 No, I couldn't eat now. 99 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:12,329 What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken. 100 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,791 Chicken? 101 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:22,339 - Chicken Boy! - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. 102 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,890 Well, this is the nine millionth ring store we've been to... 103 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,934 ...and I can't find the perfect ring. 104 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,437 Ugly ring, ugly ring, ugly ring... 105 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:41,608 It's a beautiful selection. 106 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,279 Okay, so maybe you don't get her a ring. 107 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:48,824 Maybe you do something different, you know? 108 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:52,202 Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet. Or an engagement tiara. 109 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:57,332 Ooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket. 110 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,919 You know, I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this. 111 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,087 - Huh? - Uh-huh. 112 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,089 Can't you imagine getting down on one knee... 113 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,467 ...and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry? 114 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,470 Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the ring. 115 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,182 Oh, this one's nice. I like it this one. 116 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:17,561 Sir? Kind sir, can I see this one? 117 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:20,605 Wait a minute. This is the reason you brought me, okay? 118 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,483 I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out. 119 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,110 Can I help you? 120 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,822 - Yes, I would like to see that ring, please. - Or not. Whatever. 121 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,950 This ring is from the 1920s. 122 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,620 It's a one-and-a-half karat diamond with sapphires on either side. 123 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,414 Sir, could I ask you to, um? 124 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:41,835 Could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you? 125 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:45,589 - Okay. - Okay. 126 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:48,550 Will you marry me? 127 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,970 Oh, my God, that's it. That's the ring. 128 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,807 - How much is it? - Chandler, I will handle this. 129 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,851 How much is it? 130 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,061 Eight thousand six hundred. 131 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,481 We will give you $10. 132 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,485 - Are you interested in this ring? - Yes. Yes. 133 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,778 But I can only pay $8000. 134 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:13,408 - Okay. I can let it go for 8. - We stand firm at $10. 135 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,411 - How would you like to pay? - Uh, credit card. 136 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,206 Oh, no. No, no, but I lent my credit card to Joey. 137 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:22,334 - Okay, I'll go get it. You guard the ring. - Okay. 138 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:25,712 Listen, I'm sorry about before. 139 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,381 Do you have anything here for $10? 140 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,843 Uh, yes. I have these two rather beautiful... 141 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,221 ...five-dollar bills. 142 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,725 I'll give you $1 for them. 143 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:44,481 Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday? 144 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,191 No. 145 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:50,946 - Remember, you were eating pizza? - Yeah. 146 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:54,241 Well, apparently Chandler's angry at us... 147 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:57,327 ...for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple weeks ago. 148 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,746 What, we were supposed to just get him a ticket? 149 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,375 - That guy is always mooching off of us. - Yeah. 150 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:08,255 Anyway, I still think we should try to patch things up, you know? 151 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:11,716 Like, maybe we could get him tickets to another Knicks game and invite him. 152 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:16,179 Wow, that's a great idea. And I still have his credit card. 153 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,556 Here you go. 154 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,850 Hey, hey. I got this one. Here you go. 155 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,604 You know, I gotta tell you, sometimes I just don't get Chandler. 156 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,232 You know, me and him do stuff all the time without you... 157 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,401 ...and you don't get all upset. 158 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,364 - All the time? - All the time. 159 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,785 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 160 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,831 - Still crying? - Like a little girl. 161 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,210 I know, I know, I know. This is all my fault. 162 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,337 I wanted him to open up. 163 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,464 But God, I didn't know that I was gonna unleash... 164 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:56,011 ...this weepy, clingy, moist monster. 165 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,931 You know, I only know of two sure-fire ways to shut a man up. 166 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,182 And one of them is sex. 167 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,059 - What's the other? - I Don't know. 168 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,811 I never had to use the other one. 169 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,149 I'm just saying, you know, if we're having sex, he's not talking. 170 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,985 Ah, that's right. You're the talker. 171 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,866 - Anyway, uh, great idea. - Yeah. 172 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,369 Um, I gotta go to the store. I told him that I would buy him some more tissues. 173 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,371 - Uh, we have some here. - No, you don't. 174 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:30,670 Okay. Um, I'd also like to try on the tiara. 175 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,758 Oh, yeah. Okay. 176 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,596 Wow, what do you think? Too much? 177 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,057 A tad. 178 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,185 Then take the tiara back... 179 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,521 ...and let me hold the musket again. 180 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,948 Something's missing. 181 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,327 Let me see the ring that my friend picked out. 182 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,664 Where's the 1920s princess-cut ring? 183 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,166 I just sold it to that gentleman. 184 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,918 Oh, my God! 185 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,294 Wait, no! 186 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,051 Let me out! Now! 187 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,475 Rachel? 188 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,060 No. 189 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:30,730 - How are you, Paul? - Okay. 190 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,028 Chandler... 191 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,075 ...did your dad ever hug you? - No. Did he hug you? 192 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,078 No. No. 193 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,540 It's just that my dad never did. 194 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,418 I miss my dad. 195 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,879 Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads. 196 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,387 - Hey, Chandler? - Yeah? 197 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,055 Would you? 198 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,520 Would you hug me? 199 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:16,401 - I'm a little busy here, Paul. - That's exactly what my dad used to say. 200 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,612 Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out. 201 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,781 Hey. Hey. 202 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,241 There you go. 203 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,119 Okay. 204 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,288 - Five more seconds... - Okay. 205 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,834 - Joey! - What? Hey, what...? 206 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,840 Hi. Paul, is it? 207 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,385 - Do you have my credit card? - Yeah. It's in my... 208 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,429 In my pocket. 209 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,934 - My back pocket. Back pocket. - Thank God. 210 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,064 - Listen, I got tickets to the Knicks tonight. - I can't go. 211 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,524 Come on, it'll be fun. 212 00:12:56,692 --> 00:13:01,070 Me, you, Ross and... Paul, probably. 213 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,327 Chandler, I found the perfect ring. 214 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,497 Oh, that's pretty nice, but I'm gonna go with the one I picked first. 215 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:14,626 Oh, wake up, Chandler. The one you picked is gone. It's over. 216 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,878 What? 217 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:21,049 Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tried to stop him but they put me in jail. 218 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:26,221 - They put you in jail? - The little jail between the doors! 219 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,641 - Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring. - I know. I'm sorry. 220 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,770 But, you know, this ring is better. And Monica never even saw the other ring. 221 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:38,483 Yeah. But when he proposed to me with the ring, I got goose bumps. 222 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,694 - Maybe it was the guy. - It was the ring. 223 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:48,576 - Hey, so was he excited about the tickets? - No. He blew us off. 224 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,703 - What? - I know. 225 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,789 I can't believe it. 226 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,124 Can I tell you something? 227 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,919 I'm a little mad at him now. 228 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,339 Can I tell you something? 229 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,384 Me too. 230 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,639 You know what? He didn't want to talk to us about being angry? 231 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,392 Well, maybe we don't talk to him at all. 232 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,644 Ooh. 233 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,604 - Freeze him out. - That's right. 234 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,356 - I like it. - Ah? We'll show him. 235 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,277 From now on, it's gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. 236 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,780 Okay, we're gonna be the new Joey and Chandler. Ha, ha. 237 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,578 Hi, I'm back. 238 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,830 There's more to tell you. I've written it all down. 239 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,915 Oh, that's great. 240 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,253 No, actually, that's... 241 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,047 That's great. That's really great. 242 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:48,052 You know, I gotta tell you, writing, all that writing, it gets me, uh... 243 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,680 It gets me kind of hot. 244 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,474 Wait, wait. Listen to this: 245 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,103 Know what I wanted to be when I was that age? 246 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,980 A lover? 247 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,274 - A surfer. - Oh, yeah. A surfer? 248 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,028 - I wanted to be one with the waves... - Honey, hold on real quick. 249 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:09,699 Hold on a second. Let me just get a little more comfortable here. 250 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,034 Wait a second. 251 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,412 - This isn't too revealing, is it? - No. 252 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,582 Whatever happened to that little dude? 253 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,919 So full of dreams. 254 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,758 I don't care about the little dude. 255 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,219 I can't. I cannot listen to any more of this. 256 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,932 The only one who'd listen to this is a mental health professional. 257 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,434 And that's only because they get paid $100 an hour. 258 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,937 Do you know how much money I could've made listening to you? 259 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,647 Two thousand dollars. 260 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,816 And you know when I figured that out? While you were talking. 261 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:48,821 I can't believe you're trying to stifle me, when just 14 hours ago... 262 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,700 ...we figured out that that's exactly what my mother was trying to do to me. 263 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,453 I'm sorry. 264 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,666 I don't mean... I didn't mean to stifle you. 265 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,502 This is all just a little overwhelming. 266 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,420 Oh, Rachel. 267 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,382 I'm so sorry. 268 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,009 I didn't mean to overwhelm you. 269 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,346 It's just that when those gates open... 270 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,308 ...it's hard to close them. 271 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,230 But they are closed now. Believe me. 272 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,067 I'm so glad. I'm so glad you shared. 273 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,404 And I'm glad that you're done. 274 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,117 So, what do you say we, um... 275 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,955 - I'd really like that. - Mm-hm. 276 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,301 That was so good. 277 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,731 Oh, oh, ugh. 278 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,693 - Hey. - I can't believe you talked me into... 279 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,195 ...buying this stupid gumball-machine-looking ring. 280 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:15,199 It's not a stupid gumball-machine-looking ring. It's a beautiful ring. 281 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,909 No, it's not. 282 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,453 When I looked at the other ring... 283 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,747 ...I could see Monica's face when I gave it to her... 284 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,457 ...and I could see her saying yes. 285 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,792 When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring. 286 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:29,547 Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye. 287 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,263 Look, this is the most important thing I'm gonna do in my life. 288 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,223 I want to make sure it's perfect. 289 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,810 Okay. There may be a way that we could get the other ring back. 290 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,730 Because I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was gonna propose. 291 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,232 So maybe we could get him to trade rings or something. 292 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,901 I can't do that. 293 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,154 Well, you certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring. 294 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,414 There he is. 295 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,501 Okay, and he hasn't proposed yet. She has no ring on her finger. 296 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,545 Wow, you're good. After this, we should solve crimes. 297 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,173 Yeah. Okay. Go get him. 298 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,258 Oh, okay. 299 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,556 Excuse me, sir. Could you come with me, please? You have a phone call. 300 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,267 - Who is it? - It is your office. 301 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,895 - Do you know who at my office? - John. 302 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,271 Oh, John. Great. 303 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,860 - There he is. - Hi. Hi. Okay. 304 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,029 Okay, there was a mix-up at the jewelry store. 305 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,574 The ring you're about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. 306 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,077 So I'm gonna need to have that back. 307 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:47,917 But in exchange, I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. 308 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,838 Wow, I would trade. 309 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,843 It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one. Now, if you'll excuse me. 310 00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,304 No, no. See, this is my fiancée, and her heart was set on that ring. 311 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,682 You don't want to break her heart now, do you? 312 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,102 Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman's heart? 313 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,229 You're dying? 314 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,442 Yeah, she's dying... 315 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,987 ...of a cough, apparently. 316 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,951 It's my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I'm not buried with that ring... 317 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,204 ...then my spirit will wander the netherworld... 318 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,706 Okay, that's enough, honey. 319 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,084 Oh, I don't know. 320 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,964 - Let me see the ring. - Great. Okay, here. 321 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,011 - All right, I'll do it. - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 322 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,389 And you are about to marry a wonderful man. 323 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,689 Hey, I'm marrying a dead woman. 324 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,989 Guys? 325 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,036 I got something important to tell you. 326 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,955 Guys. 327 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,084 Guys? 328 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,755 I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me. 329 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,302 I think we gotta end the freeze-out. 330 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,389 Wait a minute. Is this for real? 331 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,475 Yeah. Check out the ring. 332 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,353 Oh, my God. 333 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,814 So you two are really serious? 334 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,485 Yeah, pretty much. 335 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,364 You're gonna get married? I mean... 336 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,825 We're gonna be brothers-in-law. Come here! 337 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:49,872 - And we're gonna be friends again. - Hey. 338 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,208 What? 339 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,544 - Water under the bridge. Forget it! - Okay. 340 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,340 I was gonna wait till it was official, you know, but I had to tell you guys... 341 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,841 ...because you're my best friends. 342 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,180 - I think I'm gonna cry. - Oh. No more crying. 343 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,308 Please, I just dumped one crybaby. I'll dump you too. 344 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,896 I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me. 345 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,817 Oh, my God. 346 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,237 Oh, Chandler. You guys are gonna be so happy. 347 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,532 - I know. - Where's all the tissues? 348 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,623 Check out the ring. 349 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,876 Oh, nice. One-and-a-half karat, easy. 350 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:38,879 - Hey. - Hey, Pheebs. 351 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,923 Chandler's gonna ask Monica to marry him. 352 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,925 I know. I helped pick out the ring. 353 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,635 Oh. 354 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,265 You told her before you told us? 355 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,560 She walked in while I was looking at ring brochures. 356 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,770 You can understand that, right? 357 00:21:56,481 --> 00:22:02,069 Guys?