1 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:03,794 Hey. 2 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:07,923 I just got my teacher evaluations. Check out what this one student wrote. 3 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:12,344 "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. 4 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:17,725 Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department." 5 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:21,020 Ah, "Hotties of the Paleontology Department." 6 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,439 There's a big-selling calendar, huh? 7 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:25,899 Who wrote it? 8 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:28,652 I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous. 9 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,904 - Do you still have their final exams? - Yeah. 10 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:35,451 Match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and there's your admirer. 11 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:40,080 A hot girl's at stake and all of a sudden he's Rain Man. 12 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:45,836 Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl? 13 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,508 It's a girl. 14 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,428 Anyway, it wouldn't matter, okay? 15 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:58,474 - Because I'm a teacher. She's a student. - Oh, is that against the rules? 16 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,267 - No, but it is frowned upon. - I see. 17 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:04,146 - Besides, there's a big age difference. - Think of it like this. When you're 90... 18 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,981 I know, when I'm 90, she'll be 80... 19 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,317 ...and it won't seem like such a big difference. 20 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,237 No, that's not what I was gonna say at all. 21 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,783 What I was gonna say is when you're 90... 22 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:19,620 ...you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old. 23 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:03,997 Chandler, you know that girl you went to college with who became a movie director? 24 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:07,543 Oh, yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class. 25 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,795 What's a movement class? 26 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,340 It's Chandler's way of pretending he didn't take mime. 27 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:17,678 Listen, anyway, she's directing the new Al Pacino movie. 28 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,306 - You gotta get me an audition. - Oh. I haven't talked to her in like 10 years. 29 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,434 Oh, no, no, no. Please, Chandler, I would owe you so much. 30 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,813 You do owe me so much. You owe me 3400... 31 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:31,650 Hey, hey, dude. Why you changing the subject? What? 32 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,736 - Will you make the call or what? - Okay, I'll try. 33 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,655 All right. Thanks, you're the best. 34 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,075 The last day of auditions is Thursday, so I gotta get in by Thursday. 35 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:43,120 Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday? 36 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,539 Yeah, so Tuesday? 37 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:51,336 Thursday. Look, if you need help remembering, just think of it like this. 38 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,381 The third day. All right? Monday, one day. 39 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,592 Tuesday, two day. 40 00:02:56,759 --> 00:03:00,470 Wednesday, when, huh, what day? Thursday. 41 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:03,223 The third day, okay? 42 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:05,934 - Thank you. - Okay. 43 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:11,315 - Hey, Mon, I'm gonna check my messages. - You just thought of that in there? 44 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:14,359 Sure, you know, nature called. She wants to see who else did. 45 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,363 Hello? 46 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:19,907 Uh... 47 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,283 Rachel. 48 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,952 You guys, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops. 49 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,413 You're on the phone. 50 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,582 - Oh, my God. - What? 51 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,835 Oh, my God. Thank you. That was the Fire Department. 52 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,464 - There was a fire at our place. - Oh, my God. How bad was it? 53 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,759 He didn't say, but it was a fire. I'm guessing not very good. 54 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,178 - Come on, we gotta go. - Phoebe, come on. 55 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,724 What are you smiling about? What is so funny? 56 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:50,479 The part I wanna audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be. 57 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:03,450 Wow. Looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester. 58 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,625 - Professor Geller? - Yeah? Huh? 59 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,503 I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class. 60 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,547 Oh, thank you. Thanks very much. Ow. 61 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:22,219 I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation. 62 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,638 - That was you? - Yeah. 63 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:28,558 I felt a little weird about it. You're a teacher. I'm a student. 64 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,604 But would you maybe wanna go out with me sometime? 65 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,983 Oh, I... Heh. I don't think that would be the best idea. 66 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:40,112 Oh, because I was thinking, um, the semester's over. 67 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,948 - You're not my teacher anymore. - What time? 68 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:49,371 Oh, you know what? Forget it. I see you already gave me an A. 69 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,959 - Gotcha. - I'm kidding. Ha-ha-ha. 70 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:55,711 - Oh. Ha-ha-ha. - Ha-ha-ha. 71 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,213 So seriously, what time? 72 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,762 Coming through. Oh. Coming through. Oh. Hello. Hi. 73 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:08,724 No, right. Coming through. 74 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,684 - Oh. - Okay. Well, it's not so bad. 75 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,978 Most of the damage was contained to the bedrooms. 76 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,187 Oh, my God. 77 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:17,566 Hey, buddy, you think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday? 78 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,361 - Excuse me? - Joey. He's working. 79 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,031 You would look good in that. 80 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:28,618 - Uh-oh. How bad is it? - Oh, it's bad, it's really bad. 81 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:34,416 The only thing that isn't burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying. 82 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,835 - How's your room, Rach? - Everything's ruined. 83 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,546 My bed, my clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. 84 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:40,756 Isn't that mine? 85 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,426 Fine. I'm sorry for your loss. 86 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,513 You're not gonna be able to live here for a while. 87 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,767 - You ladies have a place to stay? - Oh. Wow. 88 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:55,270 Okay, look, pal... 89 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:58,398 ...I am not in the mood to be hit on right now. 90 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,777 But if you give me your number, I will call you some other time. 91 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,490 Yes, they can stay with us. 92 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:09,284 Have you figured out what started the fire, Mr. Fireman? 93 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,746 Well, uh, do either of you smoke? 94 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:13,955 No, not usually. 95 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:16,416 - But yeah, I could use one now. Thanks. - No, no. 96 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:20,837 - Do you light candles, burn incense? - Yes, I do all the time. I love them. 97 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,800 Oh, my God, I did it. It's me, it's me. 98 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,719 I burned down the house. I burned down the house! 99 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,264 Okay, Phoebe, calm down. There's no need to place blame. Okay? 100 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:34,059 I warned her about those candles. 101 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:40,524 It's great to catch up. I can't believe how long it's been. 102 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:43,235 Hey, Chandler, is that? 103 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,156 - Oh, that's great. Good for you. - So, hey, hey, is it? 104 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,829 Okay, so, yeah, maybe we can get together, um... 105 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,753 Can you hold on for one second, please? 106 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,463 What? 107 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,508 When you're off the phone, you wanna get a pizza? 108 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,927 Hi, I'm back. 109 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:14,141 Yeah, that sounds great. Okay, well, we'll do it then. Okay, bye. 110 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:20,105 Hey, listen, so when's my audition? I know it's Thursday, but what time? 111 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,442 Hi. We didn't get to the audition. 112 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:26,319 - I'm gonna take her to coffee and do it then. - Ah. 113 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:29,114 Wow, so now you're going on a date with this girl? 114 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,450 Not a date. I haven't talked to her in 10 years. 115 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:35,245 You can't call somebody you haven't talked to in 10 years and ask for a favor. 116 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,914 There are rules, you know? You gotta put in some time. 117 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,332 You're right, I'm sorry. 118 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:43,003 - It's not like you're going out with an ex. - No, we only went out once. 119 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,046 You dated her? 120 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,716 Not once. 121 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:53,346 Great. Why don't I just go out with an ex, you know, and do Joey a favor? 122 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:56,725 Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor? Maybe you go out with Joey. 123 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,986 Oh. That's great. My friend Joey's in the movie business. 124 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,573 Mm. You know who I ran into from school? Howie. 125 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,576 - Hmm. My friend's name is Joey. - Heh. 126 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,162 Apparently, Howie's editing now. 127 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:21,625 Yeah, he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. 128 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,168 Heh. Can you believe that? 129 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,087 You know, I haven't spoken to him in, what, 10 years... 130 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:29,090 ...and he asks me for a favor? 131 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:34,513 Yeah, I've always hated that Howie. 132 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,057 No "How you doing?" Heh. 133 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,393 Man, I mean, not even a cup of coffee first. 134 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,395 - Heh. The nerve, huh? - Yeah. 135 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,939 Refill? 136 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,485 Now, this is last-minute, so I want to apologize for the mess. 137 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,154 - Oh. - Who cares? 138 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,408 Oh, my God. 139 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,786 It sure didn't look this way when I lived here. 140 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,412 I know. 141 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,582 There's one problem, though. 142 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:06,545 There's only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey's. 143 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:10,840 Well, since the fire was kind of my fault, I guess you should get to stay here. 144 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,384 Hey, hey, hey, now. 145 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,679 This was no one's fault, Pheebs, okay? It was an accident. 146 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,973 It was my fault. You should get the nice room. 147 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,475 Okay. Whoo! 148 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,894 So, Rach, you're the first guest at Hotel Monica. 149 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,104 Hotel Monica. 150 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,398 Just tell me how you like your eggs. 151 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,650 I thought I'd bring them to you, you know, in bed. 152 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,402 - Aw. - You've been through so much. 153 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,611 I have. 154 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,408 This right here is where I keep the pizza. 155 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:39,703 And that's where the napkin is. 156 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,957 - What's that smell? - I know. I don't... 157 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:51,923 Oh, please, it was such a big class. You never even noticed me. 158 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:56,386 What? Of course I did. You sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson. 159 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,596 Who? 160 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,265 Oh. I had trouble remembering everyone's names... 161 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,891 ...so I came up with nicknames. 162 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:06,271 Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brown-Shirt. 163 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,524 Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. 164 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:14,321 - So, um, did you have a nickname for me? - Uh, no. No. 165 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,406 Yes, you did. What was it? 166 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,200 Um, it's... 167 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,869 Cutie McPretty. 168 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:24,873 Oh, that's so sweet. 169 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,376 Listen, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 170 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:32,505 You know how you said it might be weird, the whole student-teacher thing? 171 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:38,011 And to be frank, I thought it would be too. But it's not. I mean, it's not at all. 172 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,434 - Dr. Geller. - Burt. 173 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,272 So did you sleep well last night? 174 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,482 - I did. - Yeah? 175 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,985 I did. Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow. 176 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,488 - Know what Joey left on my pillow? - What? 177 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,864 Gum. 178 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:04,287 - Well, we determined the cause of the fire. - Yeah, I know. It was my candle, my candle. 179 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,207 No, there was an appliance left on in the bathroom. 180 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,875 It looks like a curling iron. 181 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,544 - I don't use a curling iron. - Well, someone does. 182 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,674 Don't look at me, my hair's straight. Straight, straight, straight. 183 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,552 - It could've been a hair-straightener. - Oh. 184 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,099 This is where I keep the pizza. 185 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,143 And... Hey, where'd the napkin go? 186 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:38,071 There you go. I wouldn't want my best guest to strain her eyes. 187 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,865 Thanks, Monica. 188 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,702 - Does that smell bother you? - What, the smell from Joey's? 189 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,745 No, I can hardly smell it over here. 190 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,917 Well, you let me know if you can. Because I can bake a pie to cover it. 191 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,921 - I can smell it a little. Bake the pie. - Okay. 192 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,427 Hello? 193 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:03,471 Oh, yes, one minute, please. It's for you. It's the fire inspector. 194 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:07,642 Oh. Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe. 195 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,852 Really? 196 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:12,814 Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't the hair-straightener... 197 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,899 ...that started the fire. 198 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,402 No, no. It was the candles. 199 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,072 Yeah. It's very not good leaving candles unattended. 200 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,910 In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is... 201 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,412 Uh... 202 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,417 Uh, okay, well, I have to go now. 203 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,383 We had such a great time. She's incredible. 204 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,553 I thought the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn't. 205 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,931 It wasn't at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. 206 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,689 A concept lost on some people. 207 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,524 So it's okay to date a student? 208 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,859 Well, not really. 209 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,779 I mean, technically, it's not against the rules or anything. 210 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,197 But it is frowned upon... 211 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,866 ...especially by that professor we ran into last night. 212 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,951 Judgy von Holier-Than-Thou. 213 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,080 Just be careful, okay? 214 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:15,001 You don't wanna get a reputation as Professor McNails-His-Students. Ha, ha. 215 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,382 - Yeah. What should I do? - Well, Ross, it seems pretty clear. 216 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,094 I mean, what's more important, what people think or how you feel? Huh? 217 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,515 - Ross, you gotta follow your heart. - Joey, that is so sweet. 218 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,314 - Hey. - Hey, hey. So how'd it go with Dana? 219 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,235 Any reason I should leave a block of time open, say, Thursday? 220 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,821 - I couldn't do it. - You couldn't do it? 221 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,448 Relax, I just need more time. We're going to dinner. 222 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,492 What? You're going out with her again? 223 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,413 - Going out with who? - Dana Keystone, from college. 224 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,708 Oh, yeah. Wasn't she, uh, mm? 225 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,461 No, that was Dana Kaplan. 226 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,548 - Oh. - Ah. 227 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,300 - Joey, you didn't even know her. - Yeah, whatever. 228 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,390 Great story again. 229 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,433 The yarns that you weave. 230 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,019 Ha-ha-ha. Woo-hoo! 231 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,523 You know, uh, actually, I should get going. 232 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,859 Oh, no, no, no, stay, stay, because you should... 233 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,777 You should stay. 234 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,613 Wow. 235 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,616 Oh, I am really flattered. 236 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:33,204 But I just... I don't feel that way about you. 237 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,333 - Oh, no, no, no. That's not... No, no, no. - I'm sorry, Chandler. 238 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:42,130 You know, you are such a sweet guy, and I don't wanna hurt you. 239 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,508 Oh, I wish there were something I could do to make you feel better. 240 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,177 No, no, no... Really? 241 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,596 Of course. 242 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,433 Well, it just hurts so bad, I, uh... 243 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,852 Oh, I'm sorry. 244 00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:00,398 - Well, maybe there is one thing you can do. - What? Anything. Anything. 245 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:05,069 Well, I mean, this is just off the top of my head now. Um... 246 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,448 Ahem. But I have this friend, uh, this actor friend... 247 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,535 ...and he would kill me if he knew that I was doing this, um... 248 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:18,207 ...but, um, would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie... 249 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,376 ...say, on Thursday? 250 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,921 Absolutely. 251 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:27,175 But you'd really feel better about me rejecting you... 252 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,510 ...if your friend can audition for my movie? 253 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,847 Well, the heart wants what it wants. I'll see you later. 254 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,648 Hey. How's it going? 255 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,858 Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes. 256 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,278 Yes, it has. I made cookies. 257 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,448 That's all right. I'm still full from your homemade potato chips, so... 258 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,994 Oh. But you should eat them now because they're hot from the oven. 259 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,040 - Okay. - Oh. But not in here. 260 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,876 Can't eat them in bed, remember? No crummies. 261 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,211 Oh. 262 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,296 I'll be out in a second. 263 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,923 Okay. 264 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,725 - What are you doing? - This doesn't lock, does it? 265 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:28,403 - Oh. Joey, sorry. Oh. - Oh, it's all right, don't worry about it. 266 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,072 No, but look. Oh, that's gonna leave a stain. 267 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,284 Rach, hey, it's fine. You're at Joey's. 268 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,413 - Really? - Yeah, look. 269 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,501 - Huh. - Yeah. 270 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,296 - I've never lived like this before. - I know. 271 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,758 Whoo! Ha-ha-ha. 272 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,803 All right, well, don't waste it. I mean, it's still food. 273 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,854 What do you wanna do now, huh? You wanna go get a drink? 274 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,147 Uh, I can't. 275 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,776 - Oh, you have some studying to do? - No, I have some turning 21 to do. 276 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,403 Okay. Ha, ha. 277 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,531 You know, I remember when I was in college, we used to... 278 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,786 - What are you doing? - Nothing, I'm just... 279 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,873 I'm so comfortable with you. 280 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,170 - Do you not wanna be seen with me? - What? 281 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,714 No, of course I do. Are they gone? 282 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,093 No, they're still here. But I think I'm about to leave. 283 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,263 What? No, no, wait, wait. 284 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,933 You're right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? 285 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:45,605 I mean, we like each other, right? There's nothing wrong with that. 286 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,774 Come on. 287 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,405 Burt. Lydia. Mel. 288 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,117 - This is Elizabeth. - Hi. 289 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,787 Aren't you in my Popular Culture class? 290 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,456 That's right, Lydia. Elizabeth here is a student. 291 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,333 And we're dating. 292 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,502 And you may frown upon that... 293 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:11,464 ...but we're not gonna hide it anymore. 294 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,134 You are so fired. 295 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,554 - What? - They're gonna fire you. 296 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,307 You can't date a student. It's against the rules. 297 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,268 Really? It's not just frowned upon? 298 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,773 - Oh. Ah. - Ah! 299 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,484 I love it at Joey's. 300 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,194 There you go. 301 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,739 - Ooh. Thanks. - Nice. 302 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,992 - So you busy Thursday? - Oh, very funny. 303 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,496 I don't know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. 304 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,251 You got me the audition? 305 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,086 - Yeah. - Oh, let's hug it up. 306 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,713 Okay, okay, okay. 307 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,383 What are you gonna do to me if you get the part? 308 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,468 - Hey. - Hey. 309 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,678 - Hi. - Hi. 310 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,847 - Yeah, okay, I need to talk to you. Uh-huh. 311 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,183 Now, I know that they said that the hair-straightener started the fire... 312 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,435 ...but I think I'm partly at fault. 313 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:12,066 You see, I didn't tell you, but, um, I had recently refilled the tissues. 314 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,069 And so, you know, let's face it, that's just kindling. 315 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,322 So I think it's better that I stay at Joey's. 316 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,117 No, no, no, Phoebe, this was my fault. 317 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,120 - Besides, you know what? I'm fine here. - Okay. 318 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,498 - Oh, Chandler, Monica's looking for you. - Really? 319 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,961 - Yeah, she said something about crummies. - No, no, no. I was so careful. 320 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,716 Okay. You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy. 321 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,803 That's right. All the ladies wanna stay at Joey's. 322 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,390 No, Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna switch. 323 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:47,310 Please. Come on, I can throw wet paper towels here. 324 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:51,522 No, but at Monica's, you can eat cookies over the sink. 325 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,193 I know. I'm sorry. 326 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,070 All right, fine. 327 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,656 - This looks like so much fun. - Ha, ha. 328 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,159 God, what a mess. 329 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,792 Wow, it actually is in the handbook. 330 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:16,589 I can't date you or have a hot plate in my office. 331 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,886 Oh, I can't believe we have to stop seeing each other. 332 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,807 For what it's worth, I did appreciate you standing up for me. 333 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,894 That felt really nice. 334 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,480 Kind of made me like you even more. 335 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,817 I know, I know. I really like you too. But we can't date. 336 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,403 It's against the rules. It's forbidden. 337 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,906 Wow. 338 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,866 - What? - Just hearing you describe it... 339 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:49,247 ...as forbidden, it's really hot. 340 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,416 Really? 341 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,418 Yeah. 342 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:59,590 Well, I don't care how hot it is, it's, uh... It's wrong. 343 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,221 - Stop it. - No, no. It's wrong. It's... 344 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,348 It's naughty. 345 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,809 It's... 346 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,769 ...taboo. 347 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,355 Shut the book. 348 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,318 - Hey. Let's also get a hot plate. - Oh. 349 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,909 - Hey. - Hey. 350 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,745 - So? - So? 351 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:33,165 - It's Thursday. How was the audition? - It's Thur...? 352 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,168 Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when, huh, what day? Thur... 353 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,214 Oh!